JCVD's Death Warrant Is Shawshank Redemption With Spin Kicks - Best Movie Ever

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I hope Segal never waddles up on you.

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Steven seagal video

[@PrashantKumar-xz4wq]

Instead of exploding him with a spin kick he does a far less lethal 5 rounds to the chest 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PrashantKumar-xz4wq]

@@deanjustdean7818 there is no doubt about that

[@raylopez99]

Yeah because Pajama Man survived five bullets to the chest, but he didn't survive the spin kick at the end.

[@itsjustme8947]

That does it! I'm trading off my Smith .357 and taking ballet and karate.......and I'm 60 f*cking years old....with cancer!

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It’s been scientifically proven to be correct

[@CHUCKSCHUMACHER]

I read this b4 it came, and when it did, THEN the surprise zinger by van Damme "your under arrest" blew my mind 🤯😂😂😂😂

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"the sexiness" coupled with the puffy pimpled bowl-cut teenager face was the point I broke

[@TheVanillatech]

Wait ... Segal has typing ability? That mans talents knows NO BOUNDS! What a guy....

[@hectoraccented5312]

@@TheVanillatech When I saw him type "jalskajkadjsljdasd" I cried

[@TheVanillatech]

@@hectoraccented5312 From pure emotion? Or did it remind you something in your past???

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@@TheVanillatech Both!!

[@PrashantKumar-xz4wq]

Its a van damme video but he still managed to roast steven segal 😂😂😂

[@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord]

In fairness, Segal manages to roast Segal, just by being Segal.

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[@scottishscott3504]

There's always time to roast segal

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Wouldnt have it any other way

[@chrismayclin6397]

“He’s gone because you’re a six at best, and he’s Van Damn. Fucking deal with it!” Facts! 😂

[@greebj]

I thought she was really cute, would have said 9 myself, but I guess everyone else's score needs to be adjusted downwards when the beautiful specimen JCVD is around, he'd be like a 15 on a normal person scale.

[@popjaw1andOnly]

@@greebj Cynthia Gibb. Had a huge movie crush on her in the late 80's, early 90's. But yeah, Van Damme's way out of her league.

[@johnlawful2272]

@@greebj a 6 is cute

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@@greebj a 6 is cute

[@VViatro]

@@greebj you can't give her 9 objectively. 7 would be more fair if we are speaking seriously.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Puts a smile on my face to see Jean Claude Van Damme still being appreciated by many people decades later, great actor

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He’s a legend. Anybody who likes action films has heard of him.

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​@billcourtneychannel at least

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He's the fucking Man!!

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Lmao Oscars? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Yawns in bored

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"He's basically Steven Segal but more believable as an action star." That shit is fucking awesome

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😭💀

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"..and wins the prestigious flying wrench award" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died. Murdered by Space Ice.

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I am so hard to get a laugh out of but this dude gets me every time.

[@greebj]

They give a wrench to Seagull as an award too. Except that one is for Biggest Tool

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[@sophisticatedphilistine]

@@deanjustdean7818 Amateur... Space just explained that flying wrench is a bodybuilding award, not a martial arts one. Do your research!

[@ColorMeMozart]

“He clowns both those pendejos hard” is the best line! Thank you Space Ice for all you do!

[@dekardkain5469]

If JCVD had started in Shawshank Redemption, the poster over his escape tunnel would have been of himself to scare off any guard from looking directly at it, and ended with him in Thailand dancing to celebrate his freedom.

[@tammy6610]

I'd watch that

[@stepniak18]

In this case everyone in the prison would have been spin-kicked to death. The poster and the tunnel would not even be necessary for him to escape. Also Morgan Freeman would be randomly shot.

[@pizzaishappiness7994]

😂👍

[@lecoutcritique8854]

if JCVD played in shawshank redemption, he wouldn't have gotten arrested, and would have gone in Shawshank ninja style to kill chief of guards before he even touch "fatass" then brought norton to the convict for crimes he didn't even commit yet... with the help of himself from the future of course.

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​@@stepniak18😂😂😂😂

[@budtloper1]

"And there's no way anyone believes this guy is Hispanic, but whatever. " Lol outstanding

[@stuffums]

That guy though, he shows up in like every 80s action movie as a henchman

[@kevinsmith7040]

@@stuffums and the tie in to Big Trouble In Little China is genius for that reason.

[@t.a6159]

​@@stuffumshe is in die-hard too

[@McWhatevs]

Mega-block-buster-hit-movie

[@cryptout]

Where he shows the world…

[@ghostlyoperator]

"Prison is awesome."

[@F40PH-2CAT]

Van Damme, Quark AND Benson? Fuck yeah.

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[@MentLeee]

Anyways….

[@Subeffulgent]

The sergeant, the mullet, and the elf. That was my favorite part😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂

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Tim Roth isn't the prettiest actor 😂😂

[@thisusedtobemyrealname7876]

Van Damme was not locked in with them, they were locked in with Van Damme!

[@itsjustme8947]

Sorry, but even in praise of JCVD, that line is completely worn out.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

@@itsjustme8947ok Steven

[@nathanwilliams4005]

@@itsjustme8947 Settle down Francis.

[@Ididnahthither]

When Van Damme does a spin kick, he does not spin his leg. He spins the ground.

[@hommyrodriguez3280]

Van Damme does one spin kick per day. The world spins once every 24 hours. Coincidence? I think not.

[@drewforster3822]

K that's better than any chuck joke

[@hommyrodriguez3280]

@@deanjustdean7818 These are scientific facts. Anyone doubting this can measure VD^x/24 where x is the force of the roundhouse used to keep the earth spinning consistently every 24 hours. VD is always 10 because 1 Van Damme is the equivalent to the force of 10 countries combined.

[@duarteguedes1709]

He learned it from Chuck Norris

[@Sillyworld82]

Chuck Norris follows that up by placing his barefoot on the ground to absorb the shock so we don't experience a 13.6 global earthquake in the aftermath 🤣

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Space Ice, listen friend - the frequency with which you produce high quality shit is inhuman. I've been really, really, extremely sick over the last couple months and it is such a genuine joy and excitement when I see another one of your videos is up. It pulls me away from everything else for a little bit. Thank you so much for your time and effort. Your videos mean more to me than I can ever possibly express here. You're a fucking legend. Have a pleasant day, buddy.

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@@jameschappell-ih4cw I need every shred of help I can get, thank you for your kind words my friend. I really appreciate it. Edit: I uhmmm, I just wanted to say if maybe you knew space or he's reading this or something I'd love to jump on a discord call with him for 5 minutes to tell him about the impact his videos have had on my life but no worries otherwise. I'm sure I sound like a fucking lunatic, sorry.

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hang in there bro!

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You speak for many people , I can tell you. ❤

[@kush6969]

The 4 most badass words ever - Jean Claude Van Damme.

[@Gabriel-all]

Jean Claude Van *Damn*

[@RootofYishay]

That’s incorrect, Jean Claude Van Damme is a single one syllable word.

[@TheVanillatech]

Strikes fear into the hearts of the most Badass Van Damme wannabes in the known universe! "JVCD IS HERE? OMG! WAVE THE FLAG! WAVE THE FRICKEN WHITE FLAAAAAAAAAG!".

[@AdhvaithSane]

Jean Claude Van Damme JCVD And Doctor Victor Von Doom Dr. Doom John Fitzgerald Kenned JFK Arnold Schwartznegger ASZN

[@Hirus5]

It warms my heart knowing every time JCVD has to save the world, he still has time to let loose and bust some moves on the dance floor. Truly thr greatest hero of our time

[@benedictus99]

"You're a 6 at best, and he's Van Damme so deal with it!" 🤣🤣 man's hilarious😂😂

[@elithetruth23]

The Thailand Dance scene never gets old. Damn near expected!😭😭

[@Stockfish1511]

Van Damme in his natural habitat of being awesome. best shit ever

[@MrPeckersmith]

I was so enthralled in the story I completely forgot that I hadn’t seen the dancing scene yet and then I was hit with it in all it’s glory.

[@erict3728]

To think Segal thinks he's a better fighter and action movie star than JCVD is hilarious. While Van Damme is jumping and spin kicking faces, Segal is slap fighting everyone

[@naagbert6239]

You mean his stunt doubles are slapping everyone 😂🤟

[@bellissimo4520]

While JCVD jumps around, Seagal can't even be bothered to get up from his chair...

[@KonradvonHotzendorf]

Only slaps if they have a cookie

[@erict3728]

Lmao, you guys are hilarious. Segal is a goldmine for jokes

[@DownloadeousMaximus]

From a chair 😂

[@PaulRizzo]

This guy’s videos are literally getting funnier and funnier. It’s a good day when it’s a Space Ice day!

[@commanderkeen3787]

Van Damme is actually a pretty good dramatic actor, when given the right part. His 2008 film JCVD showcases that

[@Gabriel-all]

Don't forget Lukas and Hell (2003), Van Damme is such a good actor

[@wulozhero6684]

Nowhere to Run proved that long ago.

[@Pdotta1]

He certainly is. Respect.

[@Jesoteric]

Lionheart

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

Legit fan here. His movies arent bad. Some are not great. Some are great.

[@purpleprinc3]

12:10 "He even manages to squeeze in a body building competition....which he fucking dominates 😂😂😂 ...and wins the prestigious flying wrench award" *CRUNCH* 🤣🤣🤣👌 Thank you Space Ice for always making me burst out laughing and finding something new to appreciate with each JCVD biographic which has helped me become a better person. JCVD bless.

[@wulozhero6684]

The fact that you called Robby G "Rafiki" has leveled you up to God Tier.

[@popjaw1andOnly]

It was so top notch, it took me 5 times hearing it to get it. But then again... I'm dumb🤤

[@F40PH-2CAT]

I keep calling him Benson.

[@Sillyworld82]

The prestigious "flying wrench award" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@salomelopez3986]

That had me rolling 😂🤣

[@Uncultured_Barbarian465]

I'm glad this page covers the gloriousness that is Van Damme movies. The Dammer knew how to entertain most times. And it's weird that in his total filmography, I think he's a bad guy in only two films. Well, two films that I've seen, and I've watched a lot of his stuff. And I love how he always sneaks that dance clip into his reviews.

[@JoseHernandez-sq8yh]

I only counted 3 movies No Retreat No Surrender, Black Eagle, and Replicant when he faces himself as a psychopath. So maybe 2.5 lol.

[@martijnoerlemans765]

@@JoseHernandez-sq8yh He's the bad guy in the expendables 2.

[@hlngr3637]

@@martijnoerlemans765 Аlso, UniSol - Day of Reckoning to some extent

[@Uncultured_Barbarian465]

@@JoseHernandez-sq8yh He's also the main bad guy in Expendables 2.

[@JoseHernandez-sq8yh]

Crap you're right. I forgot about Expendables. So much greatness of JCVD that my brain can't take it all in. Thanks guys.

[@davidsummer8631]

Trying to pass Al Leong off as Latino is like trying to pass Seagal off as a actor

[@azathoz]

Or as a martial artist

[@davidsummer8631]

Or a ladies man

[@davidsummer8631]

@Blind King Or a actor whose films are not used by the criminal underworld as a way to launder money

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Al is such a legend! He was in basically everything in the 80s & 90s, not to mention Genghis Khan in Bill & Ted. ;-)

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@@tobiasschenkel5760 He deserves a Space Ice video about how awesome he is

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“He then calls Emma Watson’s mom” 💀

[@JoseHernandez-sq8yh]

"Because he clowns both those pendejos hard." 😂😂😂 I am sitting at work dying. Thank you Space Ice. I needed it amigo.

[@geort45]

he did his pinche research for this

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Van Damme is always good in his movies, He’s just naturally good

[@Pdotta1]

The camera loves some people, and he’s got it.

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

I literally exploded laughing at the prison "recess" thing. 2:57 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adrian_veidt]

I'll never get tired of patented Van Damne kicks and splits

[@mattcanty7313]

So glad this channel got mentioned on Corridor Crew. A lot more people needs to see the hard work space ice puts in for these vids. Especially the S. Seagal vids

[@willimwalker]

Deep down I always knew prison was awesome.

[@HumungusO_o]

Only if youre the biggest, meanest, and most intelligent. Now give me your gasoline and women.

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Until someone ask you to bend over

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Among many other things TPB taught me that this is in fact the case at least if you live in Canada

[@definitelynotboromir]

"What feels like over 8000 miles"😂 You are a talented writer man 👏

[@hectoraccented5312]

I was thinking "that doesn't seem so long of a... aahhhhhhh ok"

[@WelcomeToTheGoldenPage]

The prestigious flying wrench award 🔧

[@jcfan1979]

...the Sargent and Farva apologize profusely. Had me laughing harder than I should have. Can't stop watching your videos. Keep them coming!

[@antonsimmons8519]

Jean Claude Van Dance can cure literally anything.

[@Mattblaze1477]

'The 'Sandman' was awesome. Him and Atilla from Lionheart are my 2 favorite Final baddies in Van Dammes Flicks. Tong Po from Kickboxer (Remember him kicking that cement post), also awesome and terrifying and deserves mention. That fraud Segal could only dream of having movies as entertaining as Death Warrant, Lionheart, and Kickboxer.

[@mattpierre891]

I had no idea Benson ever did anything besides be a butler/chief of staff/governor. Glad to see that he broadened his goals!

[@OZYM1]

And Rafiki (Mufasa’s right hand bird) from Lion King. That’s why Space Ice kept referring to him as Rafiki.

[@Sammasambuddha]

Yay!!! Benson. Lol.

[@rgfilms9926]

"He clowns both those pendejos hard"😂😂😂

[@aperturelabs8552]

You almost killed me with the "prestigious flying you know what". Thank you.

[@aidanwalsh3930]

"..and wins the prestigious flying wrench award" Hilarious, I burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Glorious👏

[@Noteven0]

“The prestigious flying wrench award!”🤣 You’re an artist man!!

[@Afn99707]

that mama watson and seagal 2.0 really made my day🤣🤣

[@alexarna]

“So instead of exploding him with a spin kick, he does a far less lethal five rounds to the chest” 🤣🤣🤣

[@pawankadole3598]

Man. Your work deserves more views and appreciation. Your narration and the comic timing is awesome.

[@boutayebbadaoui9665]

"Two... He is Van Damme, everyone will recognize him!" 😂

[@TimTimmay]

*VanDAMME IT* I needed this video today!!! Thank you *SPACE ICE* 👍🏼

[@paganarh]

"wins prestigious flying wrench award" had me in stitches

[@timdoeswell]

Fun fact: that doctor is in prison for stealing a box of raisins.

[@benjaminolson7206]

Kudos on finding the funniest possible way to remind me what I knew that guy from.

[@AvoidTheCadaver]

"you're a 6 at best" roasted so hard she caught fire

[@urbanprojectz]

“Where he showed the world, he is nothing like Steven Saggyal”

[@leticiabraun2909]

"That's great, but no one gives shit !! "...One of the few things left that make me happy is this channel… God bless you … and Van Damme !

[@gooby_pls]

I am glad that JCVD won the prestigious flying wrench award, he deserved it

[@edgabrielocay3376]

I hope Seagal wins the flying sink award.

[@jojofeeny3730]

That still frame of Seagall after he says: liars. *Chefs kiss*

[@wiseone1013]

This creator always cracks me up! The super excited sarcastic tone works so well with over the top action films 👍Mr Seagal is the biggest star in this enterprise but some worthy competition for sure. Good work.

[@ChrisSmith-5655]

The best movie review channel on any platform. The world should be following space ice

[@djremy3394]

"They broke the quiet rule." Shows pillars that read quiet on the sides. Had me laughing! 😆😆😆😆

[@hgbugalou]

That prison is something straight out of David Lynch's mind.

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

I always wait for the gratuitous Thailand dance scene which after the Fifth Element power demonstration saves the planet I’m surprised this one didn’t destroy the fabric of time

[@JaWimGaming]

One of the best channels here . MAKE MORE PLEASE !!! You´re great

[@blaat44]

"And the elf" bro this got me so good lol

[@bobbiehuston9213]

The Dancing Van Damme part randomly always kills me 😂😂

[@Joel_Houtz]

JCVD and Chuck Norris explain the beginning of time by causing the Big Bang by intercepting spin kicks simultaneously. That my friends, is f&@$ing science.

[@Jay_Z.]

"Because he 🤡 both of those pendejos hard." 😅😂 Love the homage to Shawshank Redemption! 👍

[@pagan95]

Omg lol, I’ve probably commented numerous times on same videos but I can’t help it these are just frikin AWESOME!!!!

[@ayara8157]

Thanks Space Ice. The world is a better place because you're in it!

[@pbarany]

I hereby nominate this awesome movie review for the prestigious flying wrench award!

[@dexterwestin3747]

Man, this almost had me in tears for how funny this video was. I really liked this movie because as a kid it was genuinely scary and you didn't know how far the corruption and villainy went. You felt like it was JCVD vs the world. Also, I had a crush on Cynthia Gibb but yeah she's just a 6 now that I look back.

[@noelkorf5018]

I rarely read the whole description because I thought reading was for nerds, but I actually read the full description for this video and it was so awesome, that I now realize that when you’re reading about a Van Damme movie, it’s like reading the Grapes of Wrath, only not garbage.

[@marvinholman7649]

He say Rafiki and I say Benson, lol. That just shows how awesome Mr. Guillaume was!! He reached generations.

[@stephmaccormick3195]

These videos are so good I'm beginning to believe that Ice is JCVD himself.

[@winstonweiss7972]

Im laying here sick as hell, hating the world. I thought i lost my sense of humor but you proved me wrong. All of your content and jokes are so consistantly funny. Thanks for the laughs and your incessant need to berate Seagal no matter the occasion.

[@FSMface]

..."and wins the prestigious flying wrench award".. I'm dead. 😂 Brilliant.

[@RonaldRamirez-v5u]

i dont need an explanation when watching a movie this channel tells it all 😂😂❤

[@gameon71]

9:00 My favorite part of the movie.😂

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Based

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I believe in a higher power. Just a few nights ago I watched this movie for the first time in 20 yrs and I kept hearing the space ice’s voice and said a “prayer”. Lmao! You’re a Damm genius. This is the funniest thing on KZbin.

[@kamps492]

Jean Claude Van Damme is the best at everything in the Universe

[@benjaminsente7430]

"Wins the prestigious Flying Wrench Award" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trent-fe2gq]

it's so great to see Carl from Billy Madison really spread his wings as he plays the doctor in this film

[@orgANGmo]

Do you mean Mr Heckles?

[@JohnSmith-we1xg]

As a child, I was so scared when I saw the villain even survive the fire and jump out of the oven. I thought he was invincible.

[@Humongous420]

If you don't think prison is awesome you've never seen death warrant!

[@buruzn09]

How does the “dancing Van Damme” gag still catch me off guard every time!?!?😂

[@Markosmirel32]

I just discovered this channel and it's the most laughs and awesomeness I've had in the last 5 years!

[@clayu.9150]

Why does Steven Seagal roasting make its way into every video. 😂😂 Luv it.

[@3nzo5targentleman87]

I'm so glad I ran across this channel! Been crying through these videos 😂😂😂

[@prxnceanime6335]

Broooo Thailand dance can not ever get old🤣🤣🤣

[@CraftySouthpaw]

I can't stop laughing at 11:10 where the guy just charges through the door like it's paper mache. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dmtaboo_truth7052]

Kool-Aid man. Oh yeah!

[@Jayskiallthewayski]

"Because you're a 6 and he's van Damme, deal with it." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ideo7Z]

You know him as Rafiki. I know him as Benson...

[@CharlieD.706]

“This dude spontaneously combusts just to get out of fighting Van Damme!”😂😂😂

[@ShitterMcGavin]

Dude....your channel is literally one of the only things in the world that makes me happy. Thank you so much for doing what you do. Please don't ever stop.

[@clamum9648]

I like your username sir. Sh!t the bed is an awesome expression

[@TheVanillatech]

@@clamum9648 Haven't done it in a while! Probably due another one soon. Now, where did I put that carolina reaper pastie my brother made me last year....

[@CrocBankRbbr]

Your voice is perfect for these reviews and your delivery is spot on 😂

[@manufilms29]

Never miss a Van Damme opportunity to expose how terrible Steven Seagal is

[@brokenalice218]

"Flying Wrench Award" was a classy touch.

[@obedrosario853]

“Now it’s recess” I lost it 😂