Earn Credits by playing Warframe. (700 MILLION RED CRIT GAMING)

[@SpazmaticBanana]

since a lot of people were asking how the heck the sampotes build was even working, i present to you a very helpful and extremely hard to read diagram that tells you all you need to do in order to achieve nirvana and do the big slam, so long as you keep in mind i am not a min-maxxer and i suck at modding so it may seem stupid to a lot of you lol pbs.twimg.com/media/GVS6HgIW8AA5VDn?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[@MagistarUmbra]

I can also recommend magistar for slam build

[@glowdonk]

Mr. Bananabuff have you considered being a Warframe Partner?

[@SOCC1704]

I have seen several people with weapons that are considerably larger than their normal sizes, for example the epitaph, it is a configuration and how is that achieved? Can someone tell me? Is It a mod?

[@incrediblyangryskeleton]

"That thing was too big to be called a sword, too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a hunk of iron"

[@ranoutofnames298]

gut when he get mad adn swing big seord

[@Leylani-l3l]

Please describe it more :3

[@lordfriedrick7911]

"That buff moth has too thicc to be called hips, too big, too heavy and too plump, it was more like a hunk of ass" I feel ashamed to have written this

[@oreoloki8872]

“By all accounts, it was nothing more than a throbbing mass of iron”

[@jaborbis]

“Hey dawg, want a sword?” “Only a meleeful!” *pulls out comedically large sword*

[@SeathPL]

"please stop fueling yourself with spite" 99% of spiters quit before they reach the infinite spite loop and ascend

[@quantumblur_3145]

That's how Blood Rush works

[@ThePalebloodDoll]

sprite?

[@MachinaDea]

3:17 my favorite part of this channel is that sometimes the subject of conversation switches into genuine, important life advice

[@roboticjanitor3332]

Spite is a fantastic igniter, but it's an awful fuel.

[@disendromeder4347]

Five. Hundred. Red crits

[@BN_Spartan]

Five.Hundred.Cigarettes

[@Noobolon]

We must have more!

[@NeutroDevice]

(Eats the sampotes) I was curious to taste it.

[@guillermogerrycabrera7625]

Is this a detroit become human reference lmao

[@ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES]

Ghoulsaw does 701 million golden crits, they're secret and only happen with the ghoulsaw it's true. My dad works at digital extremes and he confirmed it

[@badpiggiesfan6918]

its true

[@agentshibe]

its true

[@ignitedember343]

It's true

[@magma_fire_bagwan]

It's true

[@jasminetea1174]

I know I'm breaking the chain but he wasn't kidding, that's crazy

[@D0Gdidthemath]

1:04 the in game dialogue fit perfectly with what you just said

[@mamafelicia2979]

God, falling off the islands in duviri brings back day 1 flashbacks where if you had enough momentum when summoning your kaithe it would teleport you to the edge of the skybox and put you upside down

[@shadamethyst1258]

It still does send your kaithe flying to nowhereland. You can unmount/remount, though

[@badabingee]

All the Duviri content feels like you're actively fighting against the game for things to work since day one, it's unbelievable

[@mamafelicia2979]

@@shadamethyst1258 Wait really? I've been trying to get that to work for weeks but no dice

[@shadamethyst1258]

@@mamafelicia2979 It's very finnicky. At this point I've learned to be standing still when hopping on the kaithe

[@mamafelicia2979]

@@shadamethyst1258 freaky

[@cooperproductions3731]

I just got back into warframe for my friend It is unbelievable just how much your videos havw brainrotted us, wvery time lotus says "a heavy unit is approaching" i cant stop thinking of heavy tf2

[@GermanDudeEU]

holy shit, the spite part could not be more true. A therapy lesson in a warframe video, what a time to be alive

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

I love the meele bug, my gauss just stands there slashing everything without even pulling the sword I haven't seen a blue archon shard in 30 days of netracell

[@NeonWasInUse]

3:09 That would be totally Garnular!

[@huhwhuhing]

I am sorry, master Banana. Even after several videos of your stern tutelage, I am still not able to comprehend what is going on in this "Warframe" game.

[@magma_fire_bagwan]

I'm 500+ hours in and still barely understand either, it's okay.

[@dumbsterdives]

ive played this game regularly on and off since like 2015 and i still barely understand whats happening

[@obsol33t77]

JOHN THE FISHERMAN PLAYIN IN THE BACKGROUND... ZASED

[@Keranite]

i've never played warframe but your warframe videos have become my favourite on the channel, thank you for making cool things on the internet

[@tarragon721]

Bait use to be- Holy shit is that The Red Mist?!

[@DragonaxFilms]

19:36 this is the second time in 48 hours I've lost the game after a multi-year streak.

[@throwaray]

Dude got the Hate BP in less than two minutes bruh

[@SpacefarerIndustries]

every time i watch one of these i am left in a haze of confusion. thank you spazmato banemba for this amazing content.

[@maxdean9205]

I used to have issues playing warframe until it clicked, it wants you to break it. I've loved it ever since

[@quantumblur_3145]

*YOU GET IT*

[@ENDU_MAKYR]

Oh, God. I feel old remembering DNA stabilizers. Remember Channeling?

[@quantumblur_3145]

There's a single conclave mod that references it

[@stephenmemelord2303]

this video has convinced me to try to farm 30000 cryotic again

[@carbonwolf3865]

Dumbest freaking grind, dumber than waverider. the only reason i still have it is in the off chance I want to get it's stupid incarnon.

[@potatosalad3655]

You can just passively get it by doing duviri every week since for some reason excavation is always there

[@ninety.970]

This is a very accurate comment. I’ve been getting a lot of cryptic passively. Had like 36k without even realizing after a few months of circuit.

[@mfcx3438]

as a person who never played warframe in their life, I do love these warframe videos, puts me in another world

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkirbyyyyy]

afaik for as long as disruption has been in the game the word "shinies" has been misspelled as "shinnies" in little duck's mission intro transmission

[@Cat_Sandwiches]

it always surprises me to hear him be aggressively positive about things

[@Blue-hf3xc]

This is the third "the witches" reference I've heard today that's a new record

[@sinkarcho]

I love me some unhinged banana ^^ (jokes aside nice video man!) edit: Also your video made me wanna install warframe again... it's been years yet i'm back to the dark side.. the kuva... it's calling me...

[@magma_fire_bagwan]

Join us

[@TomCouger]

Spite is the emotional equivalent of chugging energy drinks.

[@koalaXCF]

watching you play is the only motivation that makes me continue, thank you

[@spectralspectra2282]

DNA stabilisers were such a throwback

[@alpine6610]

since wrathful advance is kullervo's helminth ability, well, go nuts

[@glitchykyu1530]

Your music taste is so based, also thanks for being my first comfort Warframe content creator

[@ChaoticTempleKnight]

Yes, Spaz, I do indeed have both Kullervo and a Sampotes. The Sampotes with a slam attack build became one of my favorites after I saw MCgamerCZ do a video on it.

[@mrbutter6559]

Time to watch big funny banana man play the funny number game

[@tacollab0924]

can i just say i love your content and every single one of your videos are gold

[@umbreon_plays64owo]

7:48 if you think your music taste is all over the place, you should hear mine (I pretty much listen to anything and everything)

[@UmbraNumberOne]

ahh, more Mothframe, always a pleasure to see the goofiness and red crits unfold

[@Kitsune_Witch]

fun fact, red crits scale higher the more ! there are after a number i believe the ! cap is 3

[@balbalofficial8212]

There is no cap on how high ur crit can go. You just gotta get gooder™

[@Kitsune_Witch]

@@balbalofficial8212 literally "do better" lol

[@carbonwolf3865]

Which is around 600% crit chance

[@hyperinvox9129]

You have to get Crit Reduction Surgery, your spine is going to snap in two.

[@akaliyt5952]

I've dropped Hate one single time in 2000h of Warframe and this guy just didn't bat an eye whe he got it, truly maddening

[@carbonwolf3865]

1:14 the knives floating reminds me of the meme of the guy walking and has like 20 knives floating behind him. Also 2:10 the game might just be checking for projectiles and because gunblades fire projectiles the game may count that towards your challenge. And yes, the game is definitely being held together by duck tape, hopes and dreams, and sleepless nights Also also, what build are you running on voruna and kullervo? Edit: can confirm, sampotes is busted. Its so good with kullervo

[@Yewrenegade]

2:40 dang really? thats a piece of warframe history right there dude. Also dayum didnt know you were almost a founder in 2014

[@mauricecreator]

MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!

[@quantumblur_3145]

Kullervo skin with pizza slices instead of knives

[@Filther-13]

Btw the highest melee dmg with kullervo ive gotten outside of duviri was something with 253 million.

[@MultiZakx]

as a sampotes user, i approve for the tungsten cube prime

[@optimusmark8395]

When hes making the voice he sounds like Gruncle Stan

[@alpine6610]

Yall know about the Nora skip? It can be used to cut off and end dialouge that preceeds certain events, stuff like bounty dialouge and even in duviri

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Is that still in the game?

[@casualmarkit9969]

I used that to make my Ropalolyst grind to get Wisp Basic blueprints tolerable a couple weeks ago and i didnt see mention of it getting patched since, so it should still be around.

[@somethinginventive153]

i have never played this game in my life, cool vid doe

[@kini2988]

I found you randomly a couple of days ago and I love your content but 00:38 deeply upset me... you were doing a random clip and got hate which I really want and have been trying to get for like 2 months now since I love scythes and I even unveiled a hate riven as well other than that great video, keep it up my man!

[@Soulicide845]

was confused by the title, so i clicked to figure out what this "guide" was, i was not disappointed

[@brownhorn111]

Bro watching your vid makes me wish I wasn't trash at Warframe so I could enter the high-level stuff. This looks genuinely fun. Might try to replicate (I don't even know how Kuva works)

[@BottomBunkArt]

This video got me to check if I had any stabilizers. I thought they’d all been converted into something else when they were got rid of. They could at least give sampotes an incarnon

[@1_Zillion_Views]

youtube has blessed me today holy moly

[@DonutBird-cj7zn]

3:09 As someone who just got into Garn47, Baader-Meinhof phenomenon is going crazy

[@sinkarcho]

14:56 They STILL haven't fixed that... my brother in christ it's been years since i last played and it still had it before i quit

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I think it started when they changed holster delays

[@north6416]

babe wake up new banana upload

[@univixi]

Coming back to this video to say I put together this build somewhat more noob like without archon shards and fully kitted arcanes but it hits like a truck and has been the most fun I've had in this game

[@raccoonshinobiyt]

The chaos has reached a feverpitch

[@torgalbestboy16]

0:43 you enbody my hatred for this planet in one moment F*** deimos

[@princesspupcake1269]

Give up my spiteful ways? Never. I WANT PROBLEMS, ALWAYS.

[@siegeturtlez3497]

Best music taste + best game

[@promed12]

This guy likes Warframe, is hungry for Styanax, and loves listening to anything from Vaporwave to Black Metal. Who are you and why have you stolen my personality?

[@inevitablefails6291]

I saw the sampotes section and realised my boy is having WAY more fun in warframe than i am 😭

[@ΓιάννηςΜεταξάς-ρ5φ]

I thought 30 mins ago to comment on the last wf vid begging for a enw one to drop at some point, man is inside my brain.

[@timmyg8888]

Babe, wake up. Spazmastic Banana uploaded

[@arcticsalmoncatcher3814]

13:15 get your self a latron rivine and use it on wraith because the riv disposition is so much higher that prime ver

[@yellowjacket5143]

Didn't know that saxum mods existed but now I know they do and will probably farm for them for a while

[@Glitchy1988]

Sampotes might not get a prime but there WAS a thing that DE stopped doing that was cool. Remember Vandal and Wraith variants?

[@doktorvoid]

This is like, peak comfy stupid fun video territory Also curse you now I wanna get back on WF

[@ghost_rouge]

It was honestly a jumpscare seeing one of my friends art at the end of this vid lmao

[@silverfishstix5099]

World is a fuck, 701,000,000 red crits!

[@Kikabopom]

27:00 On it boss

[@fraizz3098]

Five nights at Cetus

[@MegaDork448]

As much as I hate farming Pathos Clamps, I need to get the Sampotes because HOLY SHIT.

[@DarthLeo1000YT]

I straight bought the bundle because fuck that shit

[@kanesaka]

holly shit the DNA stabilizers i feel old now

[@Snikeros]

Earn Red Crits by playing Warframe

[@corbonorof2107]

I need the explanation behind dark verse holdryn

[@chubbystars4716]

Warframe as a whole is both a joke and gift. It's a perfect meme 🎉😂❤

[@Zekrotan]

If DE ever gives us a bossfight against man in the wall you're just gonna turn him into dust

[@ValtaGod]

my music taste is fucked too the other day my playlist on shuffle went from Cheerleader -- Porter Robinson to Enjoy Yourself -- luxury elite to Enter Sandman -- Metallica to Hello World -- Windows 96 and i listened to ALL that shit

[@provaricus627]

Bro casually got Hate to drop like we wouldn’t notice

[@thatchris1626]

You can manually skip adds in the video’s settings. Even on your phone

[@anwd8646]

25:23 why the heck is he threatening to crush your balls.

[@pinkglossyfur]

33 minutes of brainrot while i farm for voruna parts

[@fijisharbrough]

this game never fails to scare me

[@w-gsnow8427]

you sound like goku when your angry, also kulervo gaming.

[@thm1940]

I'm sorry. But as a kullervo main, I am disappointed I never discovered the sampotes until now. I will build that damn thing asap

[@BeppyPs2]

12:20 Based Blind Guardian Enjoyer

[@Crembaw]

You got a funny lookin persona man

[@sparkyboi4387]

I played Warframe like two-three years ago but i stopped pretty early cuz i was getting bored with all the grinding, looking at Spazmatic's videos makes me wonder if i was even playing the same game, like- wh- all i see are red numbers on a screen, floating islands, what seemed to be like two whole other gamemodes, tf is going on????

[@Pewafamath]

Anything can cut if you swing it fast enough.

[@vyrde]

on my way to unlock the sampotes RIGHT NOW

[@Filther-13]

You freaked me out a bit, your kullervo almost looks like mine

[@xdiamondlongswordx523]

After watching this video and you having gotten me back to playing this game, there is only one thing I can say about this: H O L Y F U C K I N G S H I T

[@gonzosabbath]

the only thing inflating are those crit rates holy shit!

[@Randomlollis]

10:30 Is That A Motherflipping In Flames - Worlds Within The Margin Reference!!!??!??!!???

[@MrRRS16]

At 8:43 dude sounds like Charlie's Grandma from smiling friends.

[@scantrontheimmortal]

Big sword go swing!!!

[@drinkablebean1812]

i can hear Blackwater Park by Opeth in the background at 15:50 either that or i'm confusing it with a Gojira song