Warframe - Trib Goes to WOAR (The New War SUPERCUT)

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[@TriburosOnline]

Ello again lads Like I promised; New War vidyeot before Christmas. Though I did have to rush it a bit and cut out a 'Closing Thoughts' segment at the end. Prob for the best, because that was gonna be an extra +10 minutes to the video lmao. So instead, I'll give you the abridged version of my thoughts on the quest here. If I had to describe the quest in one sentence, it'd be: "Fantastic set-pieces and music, but kinda wonky on pacing". Something that hit me with immediate whiplash was it's odd pace and omission of certain key details. For instance, there was absolutely no coverage on how the 3 way alliance between the Grineer Corpus and Tenno, came to be. It felt like the first initial push occured without us and we were just kinda dropped into it later. Almost like walking into a movie theater 30 minutes late. It's also pretty obvious that Kahl and Veso were both just red herrings. Despite all the promotion they had, they were designed to be nothing more than a misdirection so that the real twists of the quest would hit harder. But it's kinda disappointing because despite how little screen time they got, they both atleast had mini character arcs written for them. Which is why it felt so damn odd that both of them were just.. Swept under the rug and never mentioned again after their segments were over. I do understand that their fates were left undetermined and I wouldn't be surprised if they showed up in future questlines. But in the New War, it felt like they were mistreated if I'm being honest. Also- why did absolutely no one even bat an eyelid to Teshin's death at the literal hand of Erra? Like- WE were never given the chance to learn more about him outside of him being a servant to the Worm Queens but uh... Shouldn't the characters IN-STORY react a little bit more to someone as central as Teshin being offed? Felt almost like they wrote that scene in last minute. We also didn't get a clear idea of how long it had been after the war was lost; I can only guess like... Maybe a year? But yeah I wish that was clarified on a bit more. But as for the positives? The set-pieces, character designs, and music were all on *point*. I'd go into more here, but this was ment to be an abridged version of my thoughts so, let's just leave it there yeah? Happy Holidays you lot!

[@dascreeb5205]

I feel like teshin will be revisited in duviri, as the whole eternalism thing has opened up so much.

[@IplayTeemoasaWard]

As someone who absolutely LOVED this quest and will replay it multiple times when its available, everything you mentioned is quite valid. So many things glossed over, so many threads unfinished. But my god if they somehow had a hyperbolic time chamber to develop this quest to completion, it would have probably been my favorite video game experience of all time.

[@lonewolf646]

teshins death was so porly telegraphed that i didnt even notice his supposed death when i saw his hologramm after the quest had endet

[@ayushdeshmukh284]

Veso is dead, he died in the corpus ship from the shockwave of the Murex getting blown up...

[@lalithadavi4845]

erra was done bad in the quest. like he just became good in the third act, helped us and then died.

[@themoyikarp]

I'm still shocked that "The man in the wall" wasn't metaphorical at all, he is literally a fucking man in a wall.

[@DOOMDRAGON2251]

Since Wally is some kind of void cthulhu beast, I'm sure he did that to fuck with us.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@DOOMDRAGON2251 yeah that's probably the case

[@yahyamusseb]

Still looks impressive though

[@ShadowOfStrikes]

There are Theories that this was the "Wall of Lohk" from the Poem of the Requiem Mods, cause on the wall as you can see, Wally is sitting in his normal manner making fun of us. Another thing, if you pause when the Wall appears you can see that it´s missing a Finger on the right upper hand, as I have read it´s the finger what drives your RJ in the Reliquar Drive.

[@mneech609]

@@ShadowOfStrikes The wall also seems to resemble Albrecht Entrati, which was probably the first person that Wally has mimiced/made a void copy of.

[@kawaiidesu8864]

Fun fact: Teshin is still alive in the Conclave. DE refused to update the Conclave even after Teshin died

[@SanderMalus]

Conclave is a separate multiverse confirmed

[@darkmega97]

Conclave is imortal. Conclave is forever

[@wifi-demon963]

To be fair: Who the fuck plays conclave?

[@barba3377]

OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY?!?😆

[@Ronin03]

This information only affects four people.

[@duskbringer4583]

"Wait did you just Aerith me?!" Let's see... Stabbed through the back with a giant blade by a maniac with god complex... Yes, yes you did.

[@trevorthieme5157]

Is that a final fantasy thing?

[@aloafoftoast7160]

@@trevorthieme5157 ye

[@rexthewolf3149]

@@trevorthieme5157 I forget that some people don’t know who Darth Vader is.

[@BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989]

All it was missing is that the maniac didn't drop down to do so

[@isaiahkinard3836]

@@rexthewolf3149 You know who Starkiller is? If you did then remember what did Vader do to him?

[@alexbabcock]

Gotta love how Trib just glitched through the drifters hood. LOL

[@SapunMan]

Did that too, but I didn't mean to. Guess I spoiled myself, huh.

[@Benzinilinguine]

I immediately knew when I saw the drifter's health value.

[@SapunMan]

@@Benzinilinguine Dead give-away indeed, but since I never focused the school that boosts the HP value...

[@Benzinilinguine]

@@SapunMan same. Everything else seemed more important/fun. I still need like 2m more focus to unbind those lmao

[@SeVenZilver]

Yea xd

[@roombacop5897]

Trib: "Can I rejoin the partner program?" Lotus: "N O"

[@brendonbenevides5004]

*I. SAID. TO. STAY. OUT.*

[@radical_lavos]

YOU LIAR

[@thetiredtanuki9892]

"What happened to Teshin? - Oh..." Yep, that's how I feel about this

[@duskbringer4583]

"Oh right... Welp."

[@essiekat8532]

I wonder how many years we have to wait before we get HIM back xD

[@duskbringer4583]

@@essiekat8532 ...How long it will take us to attune Nekros to bring something back from the dead for good? That or we get Dax-Frame with Exalted Dual Blades.

[@essiekat8532]

@@duskbringer4583 Im like 99,9% sure he IS coming back, i think Erra threw him into the same void portal thingy as Lotus and our Operator, we just need to drag him or his drifter or some other version of him back from the void ^.^

[@timmyg8888]

Teshin is fucking ded

[@derekbateman7378]

The genuine sadness in Tribs voice when all the stuff on his ship was gone.

[@udo8692]

I almost had a heart attack since i have over 800 ayatan scupltures placed

[@HeeHee-kh1ez]

@@udo8692 bro if you sold this youd literally be rich

[@ruthl1515]

EGGLU

[@Benzinilinguine]

@@HeeHee-kh1ez endo is kinda worthless late-game. Once you've got every prime mod, just save 100k per update and you'll never "need" endo.

[@claytonwu320]

@@Benzinilinguine there plat to be made buying r0 primes and selling them at r8/9/10

[@thedoc7184]

The only emotional abuse I encountered is knowing that Drifter doesn’t look good with any haircut

[@danksouls6128]

so true...

[@arryxjalaxy2881]

The masculine looking one I guess, my one looks good I think

[@themarkktv]

I'd meme about that too, but at some point Ballas started to quote my father so that got too real.

[@justjester5682]

How about not being able to swap fashion between drifter and operator. I still havent emotionally recovered.

[@limboprime4008]

*laughs in female drifter*

[@Caelus32]

When The Man in the Walls makes you that offer and is like "Let's shake on it" all I can see is Bill Cipher... complete with blue flaming hand

[@clayxros576]

Except he helped...somehow....

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@clayxros576 if it helps further his plans, why not? who's to say Wally won't stab us in the asshole the moment he can further whatever machinations lie in his eldritch mind by doing so

[@clayxros576]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 I only say "somehow" in reference to Bill helping pretty much nobody, tricking those he made deals with to do exactly as ye wanted and not what they exactly made the deal for. Dipper; Shook hands to get the computer password, Bill destroyed it Rich kid; Ahook for revenge, basically possessed then didnt help him at all. Kid had to get the extra power and knowledge on his own. Stan: Shook to learn secrets, basically only learned how to make that portal. He learned other stuff on his own time. Man in the wall has the decency to actually empower the Tenno do let them do their thing, while calling on us on occasion. Ergo my comment "Yeah...except [unlike Bill, Man in the Wall] actually helps"

[@MasterHall117]

@@clayxros576 truth

[@MasterHall117]

I saw that too

[@Kanzuko]

"Can I rejoin the partner program now?" "No. I told you to stay away" I'm dying lol

[@sopersmosh5296]

the fore shadowing of the broken teshin was pretty funny

[@nothings5524]

Just casually killed Teshin, and said nothing about it. 💀

[@scorpiowarrior7841]

I'm not happy with how Teshin played out at all. I think his entire segment was lame and they should've made it shorter and a lot more polished.

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@scorpiowarrior7841 I thought it was great honestly. Felt pretty cool, especially with the momentum you could gain with the orvius grapple.

[@Ijack2003]

Just saying that initially I didn't even realized he was dead, I thought he got knocked out

[@TheLaserlord]

I'm shocked you didn't realise Ballas put a golden sock on his noodle leg.

[@frank8917]

A golden prosthetic What an Orokin thing to do

[@connor5070]

We don't want to know why the sock is solid.

[@St1kkmvn]

He should have and just let it flop there

[@frank8917]

@@connor5070 its gold

[@connor5070]

@@frank8917 the joke went right over your head buddy

[@laneleach]

Varzia: "Don't let your uncle Teshin down now." Player base: "Too late."

[@camomoose1078]

Trib. Im not sure if you talked to Dollarstore-Teshin, but she says ayatan sculptures are driven by aya, which contains orokin memorys to their favorite orokin-acts. Means the pile of that stuff you had in your orbiter was canonically a collection of pretty usb sticks filled with lifeleaks-style videos.

[@doctorhealsgood5456]

So maroo extracts the endo for free because she gets way more money selling ancient orokin snuff films?

[@EmceeJoseph]

@@doctorhealsgood5456 The ayatan sculptures are said to be needed to channel Aya (memory) so without the sculpture the memories probably become unreadable and only useful as fusion fuel. That's why Varzia says she likes to see Maroo melt the sculptures down.

[@MasterHall117]

So one of them could be a sex tape?

[@gadgaurd3139]

@@doctorhealsgood5456 In addition to what the other guy said: The memories were generally torture porn. So by Extracting the Endo, they destroyed bits of Orokin "legacy".

[@minifudge7385]

Trib just guessed the entire story of this quest.

[@quantumblur_3145]

"Now I'm pretty dumb, so..." __ __ __

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

​@@quantumblur_3145the crazed genius

[@siennaistrans]

you dont understand, he's literally a man and he's in a wall, funniest shit ive ever seen

[@terencelaw127]

"You still got circumsisedddd." Got me, holy shit.

[@OfficialEtherial]

If you bring Wukong and use his twin the in game, cutscenes lose all intensity. It's hilarious as fuck. Edit: added a comma

[@spicyisanidiot]

I also played it with wukong, and I can't agree more, its hilarious

[@Oneyouforgot]

wrong place it should be in front of twin

[@nycto5335]

When I saw the red Teshin hologram I was like "Oh... oh... he dead dead 👁👄👁"

[@SayShelo]

That teshin statue in the orbiter now serves as a meme and memorial

[@DragonKnightJin]

meme-orial?

[@Darthmufin]

18:22 i love how your reaction is immediately "hehe pondering his orb"

[@yourusualsevagoth863]

So, was Erra made to just grab Dax head/hats? Cause man, he does that alot. Or atleast 3-5 times from what we seen. Man's hands are table grabbing hands

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

Table cracking hands

[@-voiddemoni-9243]

Erra: what is my purpose Hunhow: you break table heads

[@archoninferno]

I’ve only seen it with Varzia and Teshin, there’s the third time?

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@archoninferno There’s two different ones that get killed during The Sacrifice, both Isaah and a random one.

[@Corvaric]

@@SmoothTurtle840 Isaah never encountered Erra in any cutscene

[@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052]

petition to make the New War tagline "I miss Kahl"

[@V-Oblivion]

Take a drink whenever "I miss Khal" is said.

[@groundbeef2]

I miss Kahl. I would absolutely love a faction gamemode where you can play as a Grineer. Would be a good Steel Meridian reward.

[@sirjazz1268]

Playing as different types of grineers, corpus... Infested... Getting different Gear/Abilities for the drifter to make him feel unique. So much wasted potential by the end of the quest. I mean, DE built it ; they had 3 years to think and being it into any places possible : conclave, steelpath, invasion, own game mod...

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

@@sirjazz1268 Maybe they do plan on it but they released this first to see how much people would want it cuz it would suck to add it then no one likes it or uses it so get the feedback here and if everyone loves it next major update it can be the focus

[@throwdown1776]

The Kahl and vesos segments feel like what WF is without all the infinite scaling enemies and standard damage mods. Instead of a dynasty warriors game, it feels more like a third person halo with abilities. Which if they want to proceed their game into, I'm down with that

[@jeffreyliu2289]

Even better if being max-level with a syndicate let you be part of syndicate death squads

[@toddoverholt4556]

Honestly the invasion modes would be better if we could play as a member of the faction we were supporting

[@SayShelo]

The way he shouts "yes finally" when lotus destroys ordis' body is fucking hillarious

[@Jayfam09]

I'm both Curious and concern with what Trib gonna do with the Drifter's camp if thats how much stuff he packs into his Orbiter.

[@markmcgehee3864]

Uhhh Yeah The drifter camp only has a almost doubled item limit but since it’s so huge that sounds like a lot but if you know how big the camp is, that ain’t a lot

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

@@markmcgehee3864 Yeah the drifter camp is huge compared to the orbiter I also didn't know the whole orbiter was that big of a ship but after all that and you actually walk around the drifter camp it is gigantic and you can still run around that whole segment where the lotus chased you

[@markmcgehee3864]

@@sebastianrodriguez8992 it makes the standard orbiter more implausible in how everything in the GIANT SUNKEN ORBITER is fitted identically in the tiny vehicle the size of maybe a jet fighter or two

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

@@markmcgehee3864 just reminds me of that ship from guardians of the Galaxy 2 where the ship gets a secondary piece that ejects from the head

[@sebastianrodriguez8992]

@@markmcgehee3864 I also wish we could customize that ship and get to fly around it

[@hrpang]

I wonder who Triburos picked for the "Lotus" now, so sad he cut that out. Also his reaction to the Wall Lad is basically the biggest what of the New War.

[@shaddykack]

I gotta say….I actually prefer your “off the cuff” sense of humor here. Great upload! Laughing my ass off over “pondering my orb” and your Eddy+Zato password bits.

[@NayrAnur]

I lowkey need to know where he got that Zato pic.

[@emeraldhoarder2298]

I think the reason we didn't get the sequence of the alliance forming is because even DE didn't know how make that work since they did such a good job beforehand making it very clear that there is no way that alliance could work.

[@ro2202]

2:43 In a way, this was the most brilliant accidental foreshadowing...

[@TimesOldRoman]

The quest was a great experience, I am not gonna lie (even though some things were kinda wonky, like just sitting there while Ballas stabs Lotus, being able to move, which is kinda weird) I'd give this quest an 8/10 or maybe better, but I didn't get Ordis flying as a sentinel around my ship after the quest, so I guess that's a -2/10. (But damn, that camp is definitely my perma-base now, I finally have a campfire I can burn Yareli noggles and posters at)

[@pg13snipez]

Lol I like it for my carpets

[@pg13snipez]

check sentinel skins, this may interest you....

[@PandaKnight368]

I wonder how trib feels about Caliban.The frame who stole Revenants rework

[@akhannar9368]

Considering that Protea got an ability that Vauban mains begged DE for years to add to the train, and Chroma got the ability to switch elements on the fly very shortly before Lavos came out, I start to see a pattern here... a very disturbing one...

[@InfiniteGreninja]

Does Revenant really need a rework? i thought he was one of the better frames?

[@stevenmagdy8183]

Really, revenant is supposed to represent the eidolon frame, but caliban is the actual sentient frame (literally) soooo, no need for rev rework

[@theonewayroad3867]

@@InfiniteGreninja Rev's only problem is that his kits is a bit "disjointed" ? The only ability that really matters is Spin To Win the rest is honestly irrelevant.

[@bernardoalbano1816]

Revenant never needed a rework

[@booperdooper7593]

*me when I first played adult me* Me: oh nice I can finally use a melee now *After the quest* Me: so for some reason I got amnesia or something now bc I CANT USE A DAMN ELECTRO KNIFE

[@indominusmoose6420]

Fun fact: I don’t know if it was always like this or it’s just in the new update, but if you don’t get seen by the sentient searches, kahl literally says “kahl sneak good” and then laughs.

[@quantumblur_3145]

It was in the new war teaser gameplay before the update released

[@indominusmoose6420]

@@quantumblur_3145 oh. My bad.

[@mikael100100]

in the end, Triburos FINALLY filed the divorce papers, and got his Xbox back. Nice.

[@hootowlme]

I didn’t noice that “lad in the wall” statue thingy had a finger missing.

[@Naitsthebad]

Thank you papa Trib for this christmas present. When are you comming home?

[@sheravmaharaj317]

When he finishes getting the milk

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

I gotta say. The expressions on the operator look always really goofy and of. But that works amazingly for the man in the wall. To have a big grin, to move our face in sligthly unnatural ways. It all fits his creepy vibe perfect. Wich makes it all the more bad that the operater does that naturally. It will always baffel me how they dont get the faciel animations rigth.

[@Blazer_491]

Happy holidays, Trib! Not gonna lie, was expecting the video to end with a cut off "I miss Kahl."

[@thegamingvampire5858]

Love that subtle detail in the outro of the Operator and Drifter phasing in and out

[@civrk5221]

"Check out this sword I got on Ebay for $5" I love this guys comedy

[@theredfang4467]

24:44 Wally: *F L O A T I N G M E N A C I N G L Y* Trib: Excus- WHAAAAAAAAA- (Tribungos.exe has stopped working)

[@knavenformed9436]

The amount of effort just to change the ending to reflect the outfit and even the story is quite telling how deep you love *stokholm syndrome* towards the game is

[@frank8917]

At least Ballas is dead But we got a bigger problem, a WAAAAAAAY bigger problem, that friggin man in the wall with his speech, JAHUUUUUUUU XATAAAAAA VOOOOOOOOOMEEE (UNEDIBLE SHIT BUT OKE OF THEM IS LOHK)

[@quantumblur_3145]

@@frank8917 "unedible"

[@frank8917]

@@quantumblur_3145 exactly

[@demonintellect9834]

I will say this quest made the sentients look underwhelming. A single injured grineer with a grakata mowed down 20 or 30 of them.

[@OneKeenBean]

Hard agree, going from new war to farming veil for caliban stuff, sentients should definitely have been more of threat like the stuff in the Veil Proxima

[@scorpiowarrior7841]

@@OneKeenBean I feel like the sentients won a bit too easily and I think they invested a bit too much into Narmer and even then gave us too little time with Narmer. If they'd added about 4 extra hours (YES SERIOUSLY...2 for the new war and the fights within it and 2 for extra post war stuff) I think it would've flowed a lot better. Also make teshin's death more impactful.

[@SmoothTurtle840]

@@scorpiowarrior7841 Nah bro, forcing players into at least 10 hours of singleplayer-locked gameplay is not a good idea.

[@ShadowOfStrikes]

@@OneKeenBean you mean like they were before? Where they were immune to status effects and gained DR? They were a bunch of hardass MFs, but I understand why they got "nerfed" a bit (taking away the status immunity), cause´ when you´re making a quest where they´re the main foe, which you actually fight (which they weren´t cause´ of the Narmer thing) than you must balance them out. If not you´re locking out "weaker/newer" players which haven´t gotten high raw dmg weapons/mods. Before "the Nerf" farming Veil for e.g. Shedo was a pain in the ass (especially solo) even with a 5 Forma Paracisis, or Umbra fully build for hunting them. Now it´s actually manageable (or even a bit too easy) cause´ now you can slap viral/heat/slash procs on them as on everything and when they gain Resistance you nullify it with the Paracesis or with Umbra and you´re good to go

[@darthnox8286]

@Scorpio Warrior To be fair, I feel like the moment the operator dies is the moment that the universe is screwed, Warframes were specifically made to counter sentients, and the only one capable of controlling them that's still alive just died. Plus, they probably just adapted to a point where they took no more damage from main weapons so people had to give up, gameplay wise this wouldn't be shown for balance reasons, such as with Kahl, but more of a lore thing.

[@endermangamer6472]

I had this glitch where when editing my drifter, if I went to a different preset, selected what I wanted to change (clothes wise) and quickly exited out, that body part would dissapear, making me a floating head.

[@sufferingscribe]

You skipped over the most important thing! Which flavor of space-mom did you choose?

[@armoredbluejay9364]

Love the drifters personality

[@GMilkMan]

I like how we completed New War in a few hours after it was developed for years

[@LokiToxtrocity]

11:31 Didn't expect Goblin Trib but here we are.

[@Mineadicto12]

You still got circumciseeeeeed The best BM a kid can say before dying.

[@NayrAnur]

I expected the Vine boom sound when the Stalker turned his head, and I'm not disappointed. 😂

[@mas8705]

It’s almost a cruel irony for everyone to have the same reaction to Teshin and him just… dead. So… yeah… any hope we can get a weapon like Teshin’s?

[@adorablecenturion8436]

And his armor. The dax set for male operators looks like doodoo

[@pg13snipez]

Or his glaive should let us grapple to it. That. Was. Fun.

[@pg13snipez]

welp looks like you won.

[@shrederatershan]

Trib as I was doing the veso part I knew exactly what you were going to say about using the plinx cause I said the same thing

[@normanmerrick9493]

And I’ll tell you the same thing I told Veso during my time with the New War. “Veso, if I can make this thing steel path viable, you can kill a couple weak ass robots with it.”

[@shrederatershan]

@@normanmerrick9493 you know.... I respect that good shit

[@7upinthenite]

We could get an Amprex

[@fletcharn8205]

I was waiting for this, and I love how you figured out the main story twist so quick.

[@NikolaiMihailov1]

TNW to me felt like I was a kid stuck in a really nasty divorce.

[@quantumblur_3145]

It's about family (unfortunately)

[@Hexqbe]

cant wait for video essay about how new war is an allegory about dynamic of family and divorce

[@quantumblur_3145]

@@Hexqbe for the people who somehow need it spoonfed to them

[@gebcrafter]

You say you're not funny then pull the "ribbed for Kahl's pleasure" outta nowhere

[@randomprimarissalamander8735]

I found it weird how caring vey hek is to kahl is he like that to all his soldiers?

[@quantumblur_3145]

In Saya's Vigil he's an absolute tyrant; I assume the desperation of the sentient onslaught changed his tone a bit

[@jonaichi_09]

This is a fine Christmas gift Thank you and happy holidays Triburos!

[@ThePopeOfAwesomeness]

Dad you didn't bring the MIGHTY SEER, it changes everything. When all the stuff in my ship was gone I lost a bit of immersion. Also during the cutscenes I either lost the colours on my cosmetics or had random back squares covering stuff. Still awesome tho and left the rest of the game wanting

[@barba3377]

"Did you just Erith me?!" I laughed WAY harder than I should have...

[@-xARCHONx-]

Somebody probably already commented this: Kahl of Duty Debt Space Teshin Impact I really enjoyed all 3 though and would love it if Invasions can be played as the factions.

[@WolfMax1223]

At least your guy looks cool grown-up, mine looked like a Japanese man was embalmed in a funeral home

[@tenebraecrow]

Mine looked like he died 7 days ago. It was a jumpscare how bad he looked.

[@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052]

the fact that the enemies in the new war are level cap but I was still able to do it with a lvl 1 mech and railjack is honestly kinda depressing. also drifter looks so much better than original child and voice actor is better 11/10

[@azurehorizon6097]

I don't remember lvl 20-30 being level cap, unless you did something to have the enemies be lvl cap

[@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052]

@@azurehorizon6097 it's more of a region chat meme, whenever someone asks what lvl the New War enemies are everyone in chat responds with level cap

[@Mysteoa]

It was more to force players to are on the same level gear, so they can use it in the next quest.

[@azurehorizon6097]

@@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 Oh right lol

[@quantumblur_3145]

I think DE told us to get our best weapons just so the final Archon fight could feel like that much more of a joke, have us slap ourselves in the face with our own busted meta

[@pepvikola6317]

I know it's because limited options But seeing how close our operators are in looks was really jarring lmfao

[@ericfrancisco6615]

"Ribbed for Kahl's pleasure." I swear Trib, if I get a R34 request for that, I am gonna spam your inbox with Stugs.

[@salenstormwing]

25:20 Teshin: "I MUST GO NOW... MY PLANET NEEDS ME."

[@xAuris]

My family is celebrating Christmas early, so I can say that this video was a nice little Christmas present. (Really like your videos man)

[@lok4890]

That "Wait a sec what happened to teshin" hurt so bad

[@pyrojinn]

I feel like DE suddenly remembered that their game is M rated so they added in curse words, I can't be imagining this right

[@pepvikola6317]

Yeah true lol but it's also based off the personality of each character The kiddo already feels strained when they say "hell", kinda like the first time you say a bad word, and the drifter just stopped caring lol. Hopefully the drifter in general is a lot more loose and they give them more M rated voice lines

[@redpixel22]

How the fuck did you perfectly predict the drifter’s explanation? Galaxy brain over here

[@dylan609]

That was a pretty good edit, and don't be hard on yourself. You have a pretty funny video here without it being scripted.

[@princesscadance197]

DE: Tries to make the final fight dramatic Trib: Laughing his ass off the whole time

[@alansmith6310]

i sure do hope a main character doesnt die uncharacteristically and noone mentions anything about it ingame despite being a main character *cough* Teshin *cough*

[@gault6546]

6:04 this was me for 10 minutes.

[@DarkmegaGaming]

if a 25 mins supercut is this golden entertainment wise, I would totally watch the uncut version on double or +50% speed just for the context and other reactions. I've watched several others

[@darkshotgun209]

The archons are just Trib, Mr. Warframe guy, and Ashisogi Tenno

[@Devilcakes]

8:24 you hit it right on the money.

[@Ch4pp13]

Warframe: The New War. A series of events where the Origin System's very existence is at stake purely because Jeff Ballas wants to go to space traveling.

[@pg13snipez]

No,he did it so he can prove a point, for whatever reason

[@Ch4pp13]

@@pg13snipez If so, it got lost in translation, as all I gathered was "I wanna go to Tau Ceti, everyone else can fuck off" or something.

[@jblack5596]

so the drifter is for people who hadn't/ didnt do stuff for the fouces schools or am i getting confused for reason of the chose

[@TheProphetOfThePan]

New war: we trade mom, for uncle teshin, bye lotus hologram, hello teshin hologram.

[@DisKorruptd]

Trib, you can actually customize Lotus now, go to her helmet in the living quarters

[@Calibri_S]

Don't mind me, just highlighting my favorite moments as I watch. 3:33 Kahl's into it 3:54 Kahl is immune to logic, and explosions. 4:06 *Screaming Intensifies* 4:32 everyone: "Hehe. Kahl good at sneaking." Trib: "Yeah, why?" 4:36 Kahl puts the *kohm* in kohmak 5:12 "Ordis? What are these? Some new sentient design?" "Hit internet phenomenon Slendyman?" 5:20 "I miss Kahl." #1 6:05 "Maybe if I tr-" 6:37 A ribcage. It's so spooky and scary, it'll send shivers down your spine. 6:44 *A Wild Trib Appeared!* 6:49 Table head 'Drops' in on a blue-juiced pea head. 7:08 Ballas gets called out. 7:13 "Metal Gear!" 7:16 Trib: "Ehh Dark Souls." Not-so-distant future Trib: "So anyway, this is Elden Ring." 7:26 "That just makes you a beta cu-" 7:44 *One Winged Angel* "Sevagoth~!" 7:46 Best death quote ever: 8:32 I wish I thought of that- 8:52 Stabbing montage. 8:57 "I miss Kahl." #2 9:42 *Me when I go to my friend's house-* 10:07 The not-so-subtle truth of our 'Drifter' is revealed. Trib: "They took my f#$5ing beachballs?!" 10:15 "I mean it was degrading before, but-🎶" 10:37 Anyone else wonder how long that took? 10:57 "I have no fear-" *Mr. Krabs impression* 11:08 All as one. ..Without ears. 11:11 "Check out this cool backflip-" *Breaks his everything* 11:21 Hallucinations of a mother that left? I've seen this before.. 11:31 Triburos: Become Goblin. 11:50 Bleeding through the lines- 12:00 Babyy's first death. 12:18 Stalker 80% of the time: "I Am You Reckoning." Also Stalker: "The f$#& You Say To Me You Little S#@$?!?" 12:29 "Is this where you want to be?" 12:45 "I miss Kahl." #3 13:17 *M e n a c i n g .* 13:31 "You never see it comiiiiinnnn~!" 14:25 "light-!" No trib, dark. It's the void. 14:31 "That's just a theory! A GAME theory!" 15:41 as a wise man with a whip and a hat once said, "Snake?!? I hate snakes!!" 15:52 Trib takes care of Spacemom/Reb. 16:03 I'm not sure what's darker. The Void, or the plotline of the Zariman. 16:20 Caw. 16:23 Step-Tenno~! I'm stuck in the terrain~! [Sorry. I had to.] 16:54 Trib "takes care of" Spacemom/Reb. 17:15 You can tell it's evil if it's smiling. 17:25 Wouldn't be the first time I've had to avoid my mom- 17:47 A short-lived, satisfactory end. 17:54 I fully expected him to say: "Harder mommy~!" 18:27 *Dies of cringe* 18:45 The sad, but beyond believable truth. 18:55 *Awkward silence* 19:17 Ah yes. I too remember when video games gave you inconsequential choices. 19:29 L a g. 19:57 either a reference, or foreshadowing. I hope it's not the latter. DE gave us Skateboards, Jetpacks, and Gundams. I think I'm good. 20:29 "Good work, Snake. Now get to evac." 20:43 "H a H a H a . O n e ." 20:48 Am I the only one who thinks 'Meat Tower' would be a delicious stack of steaks? 21:00 Eat s$##, Counter-Strike hackers. The Zenith is what you'll never be. 21:16 *Zephyr be like* 21:17 "I miss Kahl." #4 21:20 "U-Uunoum?!" 21:31 "I miss Kahl." #5 21:36 *A Wild Railjack Appeared!* 21:43 "I Can't See S$#@, Captain!" 21:47 *BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP-* 22:02 Erra takes a moment to contemplate his 1.5-year screentime life. 22:12 Anyone want fried String-bean? 22:20 "Ho ho~! Your approaching me~?" 22:29 "Quick Operator! Pretend your- an idiot- a noodle!" 22:46 Four-armed furry gets dominated??? 22:51 The Paracesis has an imposter. [Sus-] 22:56 What is it with video games and delivering 3 things to a woman? Is that just me? 23:01 Woah calm down, Reb. This ain't a kitchen, and it ain't Christmas- 23:09 Trib figures out the solution instantly, unlike me. 23:30 "u r smol." :Rebecca "Spacemom" Ford. 23:39 Ballas: "You may have lost your sight to this game, but let me take away your hearing as well." 23:57 "Ow." #1 23:59 "Ow." #2 24:00 "Ow." #3 24:22 "Hey-ey! Look- I shape shifted into a dead guy!" 24:27 This is like a fun family summer vacation! It even has the hot heat! 24:34 Hopefully the only time a 'Suc' was exchanged between these two. Hopefully. 24:49 Its the Lad in the wall. Am I right lads, or am I right lads? 24:53 Jump-scared by a living wall. That's a first. 25:19 Whelp. I guess you can say DE.. *"Flipped a table" making The New War?* Aaaand that's all folks! if Trib sees this, I would lose my mind, but I mainly made this to make some people laugh. Or cringe. Either way, I hope you enjoyed my quips! Edit: many of you may question why I did this. Well, mainly for fun, but also to prove Trib wrong about his statement at the start of the video regarding "How not funny he is". This list is evidence to otherwise.

[@pg13snipez]

jesus christ.

[@LuigisPikachu]

*censors words* What a massive waste of time

[@Revanchist37]

When I see teshin in the end "holy frick he's dead!" Good video Trib, keep up the good work

[@wulfleyn6498]

2N is a decent amount of force if applied by something with the surface area of a finger.

[@rubenvalle2332]

I like gow they DE tell us to prepare to the new war but they give like 4 new weapons during the aventure

[@RottenHeretic]

2:44 That was some foreshadowing.

[@thimovijfschaft3271]

Now I wish I brought the Zenith... That could've saved so much time looking for Ostrons. Also how the hell did you free all 10 of them from cages during the first Drifter part? I searched the whole map 3 times and I didn't find the last guy anywhere

[@komooable]

I just spammed that drifter's scan and went to every corner of map. For me biggest bullshit, that i gave up in the end, was saving ostrons in the tower of Unum. It was pain,trying to find them.

[@ctavi6654]

I had the same issue. Turns out the first one is behind where you spawn, I believe :|

[@pg13snipez]

And what would that give u? Some response from onnko?

[@kodanis2096]

Been waiting for this, Merry Christmas ya jolly green teleport troll

[@porcelina3143]

Really enjoyed this, ty! 💜

[@Tsuki_Konbu]

I didn't even think to check up on teshin. RIP disk man won't be missed all that much tbh.

[@itol2201]

Ikr? RIP Genshin

[@AleloHecle]

There’s only one question left unanswered: did trib get the Xbox back?!

[@chetparker5821]

Just gotta say trib, I love your content, with or without the perfectly calculated fart edits.

[@wootdahnoot]

I legit checked your channel a hour ago to see if you uploaded anything! What a pleasant surprise!

[@SamanthaLaurier]

Why does it seem like nobody pays attention to the Time lecture on the Zariman? I thought it was fascinating!

[@RanRayu]

i honestly thought it was one of the worst things in the game. it feels lazy, like ''oh we're gonna inject time stuff we have never touched before this and so no one knows what rules we're using... lets just explain everything in a class for kids, thats explaining a major plot point in a good way, right?''. and sure duviri paradox stuff, but its no suprise alot of players dont get it with less than 5 questions spend on it. and i still dont get how exactly it all works because they dont do a good job explaining it. and thats a big fucking mistake if you're gonna screw around with time plot lines, because it takes alot of setup and clear rules for it to make sense, and that is something DE isnt good at.

[@notsae66]

@@RanRayu Its multiverse theory stuff, just poorly described.

[@quantumblur_3145]

@@RanRayu "we have never touched before this" Onkko has been babbling about alternate timelines for at least 3 years at this point Maybe things don't make sense to you because you aren't paying attention

[@Thomas48484]

​​@@RanRayuI'm a casual player so I don't know the story to heart, but in the void vault missions, it has been shown that time works differently in the void. In the missions you jump back in time using space rifts, so I kinda assumed it was gonna come back one day. Also it introduces a motivation for why the orokin wanted to explore the void.

[@nicktomilin383]

17:03 Mom Rebb: who r u? Trib: Triburos, I used to be in the partner program Mom Rebb: LIES! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead 😵😆😆

[@danksouls6128]

new outro is awesome, especially with the drifter glitching in for a second

[@justunnam3d]

Wonder wich lotus did trib choose Classic, sentient or booba