We Dare (Wii) - Scott The Woz

[@BeaverIAB]

"What are you in for?" "I cheated at We Dare with a melon."

[@GoldLink364]

_Y-you monster! Why aren't you in solitary?!_

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Patrick... shut up.

[@keithlarsen8423]

worse then hitler

[@LuciusGeronimo]

Damn Anthony Fantano

[@melon2565]

oh

[@lucasbell4831]

"We Dare. Do you?" *Is that a threat?*

[@Picklesaregreen101]

No. It's a promise.

[@realoctolink64]

"Nos atrevemos. ¿Vos si?" *¿Es eso una amenaza?*

[@lucasbell4831]

@@Cchocolatechipcookie Legend has it that if you look up, crane your neck a little, and squint as hard as you can... you might just find the joke.

[@rutgerbeegee2197]

Wii play, of niet? Is dat een bedreiging?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@Cchocolatechipcookie No.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I actually played this with my current partner. Times New Roman.

[@hippieduck]

😂

[@michaelkindt3288]

CEO of Incorporated-.-Me: >*googles Gaster girl*

[@ubahnlexi]

Not to brag or anything, but I just got together with San Francisco

[@Bitchmadeshay]

@Matthías Atlason 6. DM undertail intensifies

[@luigimss_]

my partner is the invisible font

[@TsharpInfinity]

What I learned today: Scott is sexually attracted to goth girls and the Impact font A man of taste

[@punishedbung4902]

Consider this: Goth Girl in Impact Font.

[@HavaNDay]

Weebs and furries: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@w_alderson21]

Huzza! A man of quality!

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

@Ahmad and skeleton than that means Scott isn't a man of culture. He's a poser.

[@sujalakasl2135]

@@punishedbung4902 *Instantly ejaculates*

[@PlayerGreeko]

"I've had the same tradition since 2003: bottle of wine and body spray." "Now that I'm *22* ."

[@mikufan2536]

Omigosh

[@DanielBohnen]

5-year-old drinking wine and body spray wtf

[@cryoverspilledmilk4546]

To protect himself from the corona virus

[@thekingdedede]

696th like

[@Kait16xo]

You didn’t bottle of wine and body spray when you were 5?

[@Sianostrakarenrenren]

"Flirty fun for all!" *Ages 12 and up* Netflix: Our time has come.

[@ekanshpersonal2757]

I don’t understand

[@petervansan1054]

@@ekanshpersonal2757 learn about shitty netflix movie

[@Onycato]

Lol

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Netflix?🤔

[@balfanghellfire]

@@petervansan1054 so 98% of movies on Netflix then?

[@fatherpasty5580]

"I'm assuming I can just use my normal Wii u cables" *House is region locked*

[@jp.m4a]

220v in a nutshell

[@ArchLock301]

Buys a new house to for the regon

[@CoolerMike]

@@ArchLock301 You could of homebrew your house

[@JamesTheAce0]

@@ArchLock301 *region is region locked*

[@gezi5927]

“So I bought a house in Britain”

[@supermonkeyape007]

Wii U sequel would be called "We Dare U"

[@SwishGavigan18]

Followed by the much anticipated sequel "Wii dare u 2 switch edition"

[@yairkatz6223]

@@SwishGavigan18 I want that

[@Tudsamfa]

Who will start the petition to Ubisoft? You'll have my vote.

[@Nozid2613]

Wouldn’t it be “We Dare You” since they spelled “We” instead of “Wii”

[@britegaming9887]

FBI Agent: delete this

[@IntellectuallyIvy]

Scott loves Impact because that’s the font of the GameStop logo.

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

IT IS!?

[@LunaOS101]

WAIT REALLY?

[@-PDW]

Stop being right

[@DJxDJ1997]

good job, you got the joke

[@qk7x]

@@DJxDJ1997 what

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

Fun fact, they made a holiday to celebrate the release of the sonic movie called valentines day

[@carterwhaley948]

@@simonm7917 fuck sonic heroes, ever heard of sonic unleashed?

[@ender_dao]

@@carterwhaley948 fuck Sonic Unleashed (Wii). Have you heard of Sonic Colors?

[@nothanksfools]

@@carterwhaley948 fuck Sonic Unleashed, have you ever heard of Sonic and the Black Knight?

[@MrGRmask]

@@carterwhaley948 Fuck Sonic Unleashed. Have you ever heard of Sonic Mania?

[@CyBERWoLF13370]

@RedoLane fuck sonic mania, ever heard of tails' sky patrol?

[@ChristopherMoom]

Scott's looking for love after everyone judged him for being a weeb by coming back with an anime video

[@kwisowofer9872]

Sadly, it failed

[@IcyGoombo]

I don’t get it

[@Glory2Snowstar]

You don’t have to get it, not everything in life has an answer. Some things are beyond comprehension.

[@IcyGoombo]

Christian Flaherty: Sequel Edition i still don’t get it

[@plantgang3631]

69th like nice

[@LemonSk8]

4:43 of course Scott would be naruto running around while his friends are trying to play an adult game.

[@caseys2698]

I was wondering about this animation, it’s so unfitting for the game 😂

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

Unfortunately he hates anime

[@MorganaFan-eh5to]

4:44 Naruto Ultimate Ninja In A Nutshell!

[@MarUlberg]

“Ive played mario party games sexier than this” *Giigles in Shake It Up*

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Yes, Bella Thorne is pretty sexy.

[@thevenom2731]

And Zendaya.

[@linguicaguy]

Zendaya Coleman was my celebrity crush as a kid

[@flinch2440]

Balloon Minigames: Am I a joke to you

[@koolkidgamr6260]

I enjoy pleasuring my controller.

[@molberding5]

"Scott's very first PAL import." Says the man who's said multiple times that he accidentally bought the PAL version of Kid Icarus Uprising

[@ShogunGin0]

Scott's very first *intentional* PAL import.

[@thea-man42]

"Scott's very first second PAL import."

[@molberding5]

Pedro 1000 The 3DS is region locked, meaning he wasn’t able to play it

[@Superstar5_]

Why is there region locking?

[@nedcurfman3486]

@@Superstar5_ as a fuck you to consumers, I guess?

[@averagephlogfan6475]

"I want to ****** a font" -The Undertale community

[@Roboat06]

Underrated comment

[@theblenderfiddler4434]

SHUT UP THATS IMMEDIATELY WHAT I THOUGHT KJVTRDGNBHVB

[@SlyHikari03]

Nice

[@antiktestere]

Damn this was hilarious

[@averagephlogfan6475]

@@antiktestere KZbin is an anomaly. It took till four months later for my comment to start getting attention.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

"So instead of modding my Wii, I bought a used Wii U off of Ebay." Well you know what they say, a Mac user and his money are easily parted.

[@w_alderson21]

Oof size: Large

[@ThomasHermJr]

I mean, he's a Wozniak, does he really have a choice when it comes to his computer?

[@randomduck8679]

You couldn't tell by all his copies of Fling Smash?

[@hotcrossballs]

I mean seriously, all softmodding costs you is an sd card if you know what you're doing

[@koth_harvest_final]

@@hotcrossballs tell that to ps3 modding lmao

[@vvsvlogsYT]

Scott: “Yeah, okay? I wanna f*ck a font, who doesn’t?” Me: *smirks at Comic Sans*

[@airplane6417]

Comic Sans: oh s**t, here we go again.

[@mp-lily7908]

undertale fans be like

[@wolfster95]

Laughts in megalovania* :v

[@thedillybarboy]

Times New Roman is a little too fancy for my tastes.

[@UniverseKeeper2]

Leave sans out of this, he gets enough girls want to take him enough

[@Wixhael]

3:11 "And here it is! I am the proud owner of a second Wii U, I've had nightmares of this happening." Oh, Scott. How young you were. How innocent. How foolish.

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

He now owns 9 :|

[@garfieldcat007]

I have a second Wii U from Japan. I can’t understand a thing it says.

[@SquirrelMario]

He has ten now.

[@male_07official]

I like how a comment about a line aging has aged just as much.

[@cerjmedia]

"I named her impact, because I always had a thing for that font" not the direction I thought you were going gonna be honest

[@-Marbal-]

"Yeah, okay, I wanna f**k a font, who doesn't?" Story of every Sans fangirl ever.

[@Thougar]

@@-Marbal- "Bone a font"

[@ablur5129]

ngl times new roman kinda nice lowkey

[@dianaburn2474]

@@-Marbal- Gaah you beat me to it, I was gonna make that joke!

[@ArbitraryOutcome]

*BOTTOM TEXT*

[@2S2F1]

“Ive played mario party games sexier than this” interesting

[@thedillybarboy]

Bumper balls anyone?

[@JL-ot1kg]

Mario Tennis. Seeing mario in that outfit just 😩😩😩👌👌👌

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

@@JL-ot1kg Remember Luigi's italian sausage

[@Ialo7]

I don't know that soda shaking game from Mario Party 8 was pretty saucy.

[@rattttooooo]

Nice.

[@yesno5095]

2:29 Him: “That I’m a f*bleep*ing idiot.” Captions: “That I’m a *_C a n a d i a n”_*

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Not sure whether to take offense at that... or laugh at how the auto generator came up with that!

[@sorsu]

he's from ohio honestly he's just canadian with extra steps

[@Superstar5_]

I am Canadian and I am offended

[@FangzwithaZ]

Can't believe people are actually offended by this

[@Gamerappa]

Not offended

[@wackyparsons8698]

I’m glad there’s no spanking, my dad always beats me at that minigame

[@archiethegeezer7976]

Natsuki! Did you make a poem about your dad again!

[@wspann1967]

just natsuki tbh

[@DodgeThatAttack]

IN that minigame*

[@opossumontheinternet9864]

Get it? _Beat?_

[@chicharonnes98]

@@archiethegeezer7976 shut

[@adammiller8133]

The running gag with Scott lifting the whole phone and receiver to his ear gets me every time.

[@SoraYoshi182]

5:04 Is where the "Did I miss a page" meme comes from.

[@Deejaynerate]

>drinking wine since 2003 >22 years old Scott, is there something you'd like to tell us?

[@RegularTetragon]

Must be catholic

[@MLBFCollection]

Jay Arre Oh yes my favourite race, Catholic.

[@pass_]

@@MLBFCollection Catholic is a gender, not a race

[@charmandyorton006]

Mr Password Username Catholic is a political party

[@Jake_Tucker]

@Jay Arre I'll be sure to call the police right away! Can't have people out here being racist towards religion!

[@HawaiianKinguin]

Maybe there’s a deeper meaning here, maybe “We Dare” wasn’t meant to be a sexy game at all, maybe it was supposed to be like this from the start. Maybe they made that trailer to hype everyone up about how dirty it was, then when they would buy the game, play it, and get so disappointed that they actually go outside and try to socialize. That might’ve been the original goal the whole, satire, “We Dare” you to stop playing and do something else... Then again it could’ve also just been bait....yeah probably just that, honestly back then who knows.

[@jacksonhuffstetler1459]

Space Man Mark that is actually genius

[@theshadowboi1279]

Space Man Mark lmak overkill theory

[@lisafall23]

Space Man Mark just don’t watch the extended cut

[@cesarcastillo7129]

E

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

This is like those gay movies advertised as the most revolutionary and intense gay romance of all, and then the dudes barely touch each other before dying at the end

[@Jake76667]

Me: **tries to go to bed** KZbin: *HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE*

[@craigbang6542]

Legit

[@oaka5639]

Weird, I’m also about to go to sleep but I’m in europe

[@Iitsan12]

2:28 Scott: I'm a f*bleep*ing idiot Captions: I'm a Canadian

[@jplegend98]

Same thing

[@anaveragetoast]

Oh Jesus 😂

[@itspronounceddie8129]

Iitsan12 what’s the difference

[@cmcbkt4668]

@@itspronounceddie8129 ha so edgy

[@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425]

candans r not idums u r stupid

[@Brione30]

“I’ve had the exact same holiday tradition since 2003: a bottle of wine and body spray” Scott was 5 years old on Valentine’s Day 2003

[@LuigiMasterGaming]

What's wrong with that? Your telling me you didn't drink wine when you were 5?

[@picklenator]

I mean, it fits in the lore

[@chl_ca]

i was like 2 weeks old

[@arthurpietrogarcia1057]

I Guess the joke is that he started being a fan of videogames in 2003 Aka Doomed for virginity.

[@phantommontalbanoinc.447]

@@Chad_Eldridge There Is a Scott the woz Wiki lol

[@Weisz]

7:10 “60 out of the 40 minigames” Wow that’s a lotta dancing minigames

[@aidanredding8058]

I think he said 16, but it did sound like 60

[@backcornerofyoutube8556]

Hello there. (insert star wars prequel meme here) Also I swear I'm not stalking your account we just like the same vids lol

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

@@backcornerofyoutube8556 General Kenobi.

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@aidanredding8058 nah, it’s 60, more in line for Scott

[@BalrogGameRoom]

Sorry about that. Jerry can get a little out of control

[@anthonystrangio]

When you realize that the Therapist from Dark Age of Nintendo is named Jerry

[@Sharan25]

Jerry went to prison what the hell did he do

[@Sharan25]

@Aaron Santiago makes sense his wife got killed so he got revenge

[@ZylethXenocian]

Dad?

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@anthonystrangio Jerry has tried several different things over the years. First he tried being a news anchor, he was good at it (he called the Madden 18 Target heist after all), but he didn't like it. Then he tried murder. He murdered someone, didn't like it, but then got arrested for murder (it's possible he was sued for defamation beforehand) and met Scott in prison. They didn't get along at first, that led to Jerry stabbing Scott's hand. Scott got out of prison and soon Jerry would follow. Finally, Jerry tried being a therapist. He's not registered, but so far it's stuck. He's given both Scott and himself therapy.

[@mariowithcoolglasses3640]

4:32 so there's this game called undertale...

[@BaldManKelly]

Remember that one when Scott said, "Hey all"?

[@xenobestx8423]

I also remember the one when Scott said “Scott Here.”.

[@DTheAustralian]

the 3 and only Kelly nope.

[@GirlypopShotgun]

When he did, I felt that.

[@Plorbus]

Wait a second....

[@BaldManKelly]

@@Plorbus go away you raisin bran hater

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

Nobody: Middle schoolers after P.E.: 0:04

[@UniverseKeeper2]

Tf is soap?

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

Beat me to it

[@kristenl5650]

Wtf is soap?

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

actually it’s before p.e and after p.e and even when you don’t have p.e the change room is a deodorant gas bomb for me

[@aturchomicz821]

Because this doesnt happen in High School, nope!

[@Herlinawatimova2023]

4:32 Sans fangirls in a nutshell

[@DTheAustralian]

Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it “Anti-Virgin Day.”

[@millythompsonfromtrigun98anime]

Scott without his virginity is like Donkey Kong without Barrel Blast

[@xenobestx8423]

For me it’s Single Awareness Day.

[@umberscore2051]

Are you an anti-virggir?

[@marvelousball]

I'm hoping we eradicate the virgins by 2021

[@sirquacks7528]

D The Australian ah yes

[@willowisp1376]

Wii would like to “play”

[@kirbyfrigginkirby5264]

Nice reference.

[@thevegetor5985]

Is that a threat?

[@RenKium]

Wii play, do you?

[@AidenLiquid]

therogers33 is that a threat?

[@Chad2Underscores]

Whole new connotation to it.

[@hecht0520]

"Wii Dare, do you?" "Is that a threat?"

[@samuelshock6292]

“¿Wii Dare, y tu?” “¿Es eso una amenaza?”

[@Juisygod]

"Wii Dare, n'est-ce pas ?" "Est-ce une menace?"

[@travpups5759]

"Spank with the wii remote-- Timmy why didn't we think of that??" My mom walked in the room. That was a great talk.

[@alflemon2783]

You watch videos without headphones like a goddamn caveman in the 1800s?

[@charmandyorton006]

Give privacy a try today. It's not a cult, it's just an option.

[@CurtisAlfeld]

I hope she spanked you with the Wii remote.

[@SodaBoiAsh]

“Yes, I want to f**k a font” Papyrus: Dating Start!

[@qwerty343d5]

Undertale was a piece of shit

[@tarniabook3076]

@@qwerty343d5 Undertale is a piece of art, like games such as Off or Oneshot, that got its reputation destroyed by a bad fanbase.

[@qwerty343d5]

@@tarniabook3076 Undertale was a preachy game that thought it was funny and thought it was clever by using the most basic boring simple meta writing there is. It was never good.

[@tarniabook3076]

@@qwerty343d5 Well, that's your opinion. I'm a writer, and I find Undertale has good writing. Not the best there could be, but good. You don't have to like it.

[@qwerty343d5]

@@tarniabook3076 I'm sorry, but meta writing revolving around a character that's fictional acting as though they're real isn't "clever" or "good", it's lazy, and easy. It's been done to death because idiots who want to come off as *reelly smort* can write the most unimaginative, bland, boring characters using it and everyone will praise them for it.

[@Dorian_Scott]

*_"The second Wii game that will get you laid? That's a huge deal."_* That copy of "DK Barrel Blast" Scott's holding is some clever foreshadowing. (1:18)

[@EireProductions]

It's actually a reference to the "Viral Games" episode, which then became a running gag that eventually led up to the _Donkey Kong Barrel Blast_ episode.

[@brandonpierce9868]

Scott owns "We Dare" in the US and "The Guy Game." Such badassery

[@oreo4093]

He sold the guy game. *BUT THATS JUST A THEORY*

[@stefanmadethen5359]

@@oreo4093 a game theory thanks for watching

[@GasStationBird]

@@stefanmadethen5359 I hate game theory

[@condemnedd684]

@oreo THERES actually a legal rerelease of the guy game… I know it’s weird… the non nude shots of the 17 y/o are still in but the nude ones are replaced

[@EireProductions]

@@condemnedd684 He mentioned that in the video. It wasn't realeased on consoles this time; it was a D.V.D. game, and from what I can tell, it's pretty rare.

[@thepoplionbrosshow3669]

I was very scared my mom was gonna walk in and catch me watching this.

[@VicereineKillbride]

I was scared, then I remembered I'm a 21 year old who can do whatever I want lmao

[@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425]

me 2 i had to hide in the bathroom

[@jetsflyingoffatrain4338]

My roommate giving me that look

[@khemically6124]

Me too but then I remembered I murdered my entire family in cold blood

[@SapientialPogonophobic]

I watched this in my living room then he started talking about sex and my mom was next to me

[@NombreGenerico89TF2]

6:27 I was drinking coffee at that moment. You owe me a keyboard.

[@misterconquister5534]

Ironically enough, all of Scott’s deodorant and Banquet meals were secretly made out of copies of Madden 09, so they’re effectively useless for attracting a mate.

[@Thy_Walrus]

Mister Conquister you mean madden 08

[@fodv93]

I mean using *any* madden game will be 100% useless in getting a mate

[@spongebobplushiestuff8612]

@@fodv93 YOU DARE DIS ON MADDEN 08. GO TO THE BRIG!!!!!!!

[@fodv93]

@@spongebobplushiestuff8612 I do certainly diss on madden. I mean it's not really any wonder why he hasn't gotten a girlfriend, or *friends*

[@gghadid5985]

Who hurt you

[@shaneespinoza5343]

5:04 "Did I miss a page?"

[@theowatchesyt]

the little "oh thank god" when the wii u powered up is literally me turning my 10 year old wii on everytime

[@sonc_]

“That’s right, I’m gonna successfully get laid with a Wii game!” Scott Wozniak, 2020 Edit: Jesus christ, guys. Does it really matter that I made a simple mistake? You don’t need to call me a fake fan.

[@ohmydog9171]

Wozniak

[@RubyRed64]

Z

[@Glory2Snowstar]

I’ve heard that Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast is a wonderful choice for a spouse.

[@theisopod-k6y]

(AGGRESSIVELY SPRAYS AXE BODY SPRAY)

[@trancyclitty8309]

Wozniak*

[@Something_Maybe]

“Platformers, f*ck games, sonic” There isn’t a difference between those.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

You mean to tell me people don't play a session of Hollow Knight and then immediately go angry-smash their partner? Damn I guess I've been doing it all wrong...

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

"Fortune Street and the rest of 'em!" Damn it, Scott. You're making me want another Fortune Street game... localized here... because for whatever reason the PS4 Entry stayed in Japan.

[@407gabyr]

6:43: After extensive research i can safely say: Congratulations Scott! You are the only person on the internet to actually have high quality footage of the strip minigame in We Dare as well as the only one who has actually shown what happens during it. Because I'm guessing anyone whos ever played this game either never got to this minigame or had too much modesty to actually strip for it despite the fact that you can apparently cheese this minigame just by holding something heavy before you get on the board. Seriously I'm pretty sure I've had an easier time finding footage of old strip mahjong games on the PC Engine/TG-16 than I've had trying to find footage of this minigame. It's...kind of surprising really.

[@lolo-TM]

3:29 "Pluging it in..." *Ad starts to play* "Escape to the world of anime with the funimation app"

[@hadoukenfighter]

"i've played mario party minigames sexier than this" should've used the inflate bowser one as an example.

[@Iristallite]

deviantart is calling

[@richardomilos8686]

Yea big mistake on scotts end.

[@CJCat64]

no

[@endothegreatthief4432]

*loads SMG with religious intent*

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Forget the SMG, get the entire Imperium on this heresy.

[@gezi5927]

“Valentines Day” *Scott sprays himself with axe*

[@karak962]

"I WANT TO F A FONT WHO DOESN'T" Ah, the Undertale fandom.

[@zero-gi6gp]

Scott: "alright I want to f*ck a font, who doesn't" *Loud Undertale screeches in the distance*

[@itryan9962]

*undertail

[@echodork8963]

@@itryan9962 no undertale

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Game: "WeDare, do you?" Scott: "Is this a threat?"

[@mr.chrisr-c3767]

We dare et vous Est-ce une menace

[@CaptainGriffin]

We Dare, ¿y tú? ¿Es eso una amenaza?

[@redleader_5]

I love how scott says he is too clean for Homebrew, but in the backwards compatibility video he says he wasn't able to get it working, he was to ashamed to tell us the truth

[@Tornado9797]

"OK yea I wanna f*** a font, who doesn't?" *megalovania stops*

[@kwisowofer9872]

“Do you want to use a Wii Balance Boar-“ *Yes*

[@TheRealRustyIsHere]

"I had nightmares of having two Wii U gamepads" Buddy, I have three of em, THREE

[@TheRealRustyIsHere]

@Jack Mellis I`ll try to tell God about this...

[@project_lightblue877]

Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?

[@TheRealRustyIsHere]

@@project_lightblue877 I don`t fucking know...

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Are there even three regions? lol

[@aidanredding8058]

Check Scott's Twitter, now he has FOUR

[@PearangeProductions]

0:13 Wait, he's _22 years old?!_ I wasn't expecting _that_ to be his age, he looks like he's _still a teenager!_

[@PrismGenesis]

@@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425 i have never seen someone say such nonsense in so few words. Bravo

[@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425]

Anthony i shit you not my friends little brother went on my youtube account and wrote a bunch of dumb comments im so serious

[@jacksonroy8720]

@@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425 i looked at ur other comments on here and im convinced ur either telling the truth or are committed to the bait

[@rutgerbeegee2197]

He's brsins are maybe a decade back but thats all

[@GRUHHHH1006]

@@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425 r/oopsdidn'tmeanto lmao

[@GoodlyPenguin]

Wii Dare you to keep making videos, Scotty

[@MusicDecomposer]

I got an ad on this video for Mr. Lube.

[@namelessdork2256]

...car guy?

[@sentientvoid]

@@namelessdork2256 no...

[@BugsyFoga]

1:28 Well to be fair, Ratchet and clank is know for it's highly suggestive titles for their games like Going commando or Full frontal assault.

[@silversmoke8398]

A quest for booty

[@Sophie_the_Sapphic]

Or the one they rejected clock blockers.

[@Patatifique]

Size matters !

[@Jake_Tucker]

That's not even mentioning the in-game humor. The president saying, "My daughter tells me you're a man who's good with his hands" and Ratchet responding with "sir I swear, I never-". Klunk saying "What a load of bullsh-" and being cut off, the Crotchitizer itself. They're just loaded with that kind of humor, and it's great.

[@GamerTowerDX]

4:33 remember that time Scott called out the undertale fandom?

[@masahirosakurai2042]

F O N T C E S T

[@omarpikm2101]

do not explain joke

[@luigimss_]

“5:47” - Scott Wozniak, 2020

[@JigglyPuffy08]

WHERE'S THE F***ING

[@Sairiui]

5:54 - Scott the Woz 2020

[@callumjohn6622]

Wii game: "There are around 100 million acts of sexual intercourse every day" Me: *dies laughing*

[@rayanrizwan9611]

One of them happening right now lmao if you believed me...

[@DimT670]

Don't forget the hilariously wrong hip to waist ratio one 😂 Actually im pretty sure all the "facts" are wrong

[@almond3066]

@@DimT670 I'm almost 100% sure they just made it up all the "facts" on the spot lol

[@scratch472]

First time watching this I didn’t get the joke where he said “I’ve had the same holiday tradition since 2003, a bottle of whine and body spray. But now that I’m 22 I want to spice thing up a bit”

[@fan1000]

5:47 out of context Scott

[@akhimahathir2004]

WHERE'S THE F**KING!?

[@retdrewclassic20]

Two vids in one week? You ok Scott?

[@leaningtiger8919]

DuckyTube ikr

[@lordkiza8838]

The virgin powers are summoning great content from within him

[@one-up7498]

Yeah but he has not posted a vid in like a month before dis

[@kwisowofer9872]

He probably spent that month playing Flingsmash

[@quad7685]

Understandable

[@gex_6920]

Let’s appreciate that Scott bought a 2nd Wii U just for this video

[@itsyaboigames1997]

Kid: Can I get this game? Mom: Get whatever you want I don’t care, it’s your money. Kid:

[@ItsLoftyyy]

Scott went to a bar just for a skit. What a legend.

[@ArizonanSummer]

Green screen but OK

[@dyt2000]

Nah....I'm pretty sure that was a BW3s......which..... 1. are everywhere in Ohio.... 2.nobody would bat an eye if you filmed a seconds and ledt

[@Vanino99]

Scott: "I want to F* a font!" Me: "Should I go with sans or papyrus... Or both? Hmmmm..."

[@shell9918]

tahoma for life

[@Vanino99]

@@shell9918 oh man... Tahoma is sexy as heck!

[@phatphuckingphrog5484]

what about... cabin...

[@Vanino99]

@@phatphuckingphrog5484 hmmm... Cabin quirky doe.

[@shell9918]

@@Vanino99 do u think Arial is boring? I find beauty in it's simplicity

[@FireDrone23]

Looking at the PS Move "You won't need these" "Oh yeah you will"

[@tpnxl]

"I'm the only person to go to prison for we dare" We dare = weed air outside of Europe = prison, that's the facts

[@PaidInFull1995]

Pretty half not bad

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

I'm here from the future to tell you that weed is now legal in several US states.

[@doovin1827]

8:06 "prison was okay, met this guy Jerry" god i hope that was his therapist

[@nunyabusiness9699]

2:13 Can’t play We Dare without the ultimate controller *Luigi*

[@assymmetry130]

"Do you want to use the Wii Balanceboar-" *_"Yes"_*

[@aroacegoblinyt]

“We Dare. Do you?” “Is that a threat?”

[@Brumskin.]

I'm literally shaking and crying rn Scott would never upload on a Thursday

[@Ponaru]

...that's pretty pathetic.

[@beesree39]

Poison it's a meme you dip

[@Ponaru]

@@beesree39 ...and?

[@Brumskin.]

Poison I was joking, you don't need to take everything seriously

[@Ponaru]

@@Brumskin. Ever consider I was joking as well? Lighten up dipshit.

[@namlemonade]

If there’s ONE content creator that stops me dead on my tracks whatever i’m doing, it’s Scott. Everything in my world stop and i just gotta watch the new video asap . 🙏

[@Ponaru]

Proud of you for coming out of the closet. I'm sure Scott is flattered.

[@THEDoctorScientist101]

4:17 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [[BIG SHOT]] SCOTT!!!

[@numbskull_justashinyfuecoco]

"HEY EVERY. ! ,SCOTT HERE!"

[@charlescampuz5812]

2:23 - Scott, you could've just downloaded Gecko OS and paste the program into the "apps" folder of the Wii U's SD Card. You were halfway there, man.

[@LC-DDM]

I should do that on my own Wii U, honestly. Already got the Wii hacked, but if the WU has more space for channels, I'd probably use it more.

[@cosmicjenny4508]

+Charles Campuz AND HE WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO SPEND MONEY

[@chl_ca]

i'm too scared to do that

[@mrhelitosis7564]

3:58 That Idea actually sounds perfect for a horror game on a Nintendo console.

[@BVSH7881]

5:06 "Did i missed a page" meme template is born

[@TheCaptainstupendous]

*Scott* : Hey can you help me with this game review? *Scott's no longer friend* : Sure what do you need me to do? *Scott* : 6:27

[@steeltalon937]

I thought it was just a hat. Lol!!

[@lots_of_biskits7536]

"We Dare, do you?"

[@whytfbuddy4118]

Ist das eine Bedrohung?

[@YustinJ420]

Est-ce une menace?

[@zothOne]

Isso é uma ameaça?

[@vt2animalsandvlogs]

Is that a threat?

[@youabra]

¿Es eso una amenaza?

[@jeffcarey1776]

4:15 had a fucking panic attack because i forgot that this video had words

[@Cam_Can_Play]

[BIG SHOT]

[@xaviidk]

Spa-SpaMtOn G. SpAmTon

[@lazyplushies1020]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]

[@andrewrobertson1473]

I'm more of a Helvetica man myself.

[@disaster_melon]

aaaaaayyy

[@MediumKeyCubbage]

im more of a Coolvetica man myself

[@johtodigital]

Comic Sans anybody ;)

[@orange1304]

I like to see the world burn. Err... I mean... I like Comic Sans.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

IDK Garamond be kinda thicc tho

[@Minty_Meeo]

4:24 For me it's Tahoma. Such a clean, vanilla font.

[@spaghetti-zc5on]

I like Calibri

[@Minty_Meeo]

​@@spaghetti-zc5on The Microsoft Word default font. Calibri is also clean and vanilla, but a bit too mainstream for my tastes.

[@kirantruter6218]

I'm a helvetica man myself. Arial is always tempting, but the uniformity and straight edges you get with helvetica is so satisfying.

[@ZayZaz]

I’m an Avenir and Barlow guy. Avenir is the perfect amount of boldness and has a good outline to it. Barlow has a good amount of size and it’s really formal for writing an essay or paper

[@meowcat7124]

Verdana for me, hell, it would probably also be a great name

[@Kiruminzuu]

One day left until 4 years Good time to recommend, KZbin

[@Level-rv3nk]

“There’s a sexy reason to go to prison” Scott 2020

[@stratis5360]

My uncle went to prison in a sexy way

[@stonexl]

Valentine's Day, the mortal enemy of virgins everywhere.

[@watermark653]

Same thing 😎

[@airplane6417]

Me: goddamit its Valentines tomorrow. Girl: likes me Me: goddamit it's valentines.

[@watermark653]

Airplane 64 are you gay or something

[@airplane6417]

@@watermark653 No why don't you try to be happy everyday and appreciate people?

[@watermark653]

@@airplane6417 gay is happy but no in your case it’s liking men

[@Nytrouse]

5:06 THE SOURCE OF THE MEME

[@GreenShell42]

1:10 I didn’t notice the Pegi 12 more focused that it works with the balance board

[@michaelrobert6386]

We dare is like a kid who wants to make dirty jokes but can’t follow through.