The Trial - Scott The Woz

[@crazybillykook]

Well this is a big revelation in the Scott the Woz lore: Women exist in his universe!

[@COINLAUNCHERZ]

I thought Scottverse characters did asexual reproduction, oh well 😞

[@wesleyesq7306]

Just like in killer bean

[@MysteryMii]

Anna May: Am I a joke to you?

[@Himmelschenk]

being a wendy's employee implies a woman had existed in that universe

[@wesleyesq7306]

@@Himmelschenk Atleast a woman called Wendy is comfirmed

[@Ben-td3wi]

“Your honour, can I win now?” “No.” “Ok.”

[@WarHelmetCombine]

Ace Attorney ahh

[@DodgeThatAttack]

i like the idea that being murdered is an inconvenience like breaking a bone, because that implies getting sentenced to death is actually getting off lightly.

[@nate9962]

They all get murdered- fine Sentenced to death- dead Logik.

[@epicphantom589]

Except for that one guy

[@robertsiereveld1683]

what is then the worse outcome then?

[@DodgeThatAttack]

It's like a 40% of being dead when you're murdered Sometimes you get brought back by hospital:D

[@NAFProjects]

Scott the Woz is brilliant.

[@Sakkeru96]

"Liza Lotts" is the most Ace Attorney name for a lawyer, this is perfect

[@Koopastar_]

it's actually "Lies Alots" in the captions at 3:14, as in a lawyer who lies... a lot

[@SuperRagnak]

@@Koopastar_ yes, that is the joke, thanks for explaining it

[@celeryjelly1231]

@@Koopastar_ ratio

[@Koopastar_]

@@celeryjelly1231 I am malding coping and seething rn

[@celeryjelly1231]

@@Koopastar_ I was talking about math simpleton.

[@Murpler]

The timeline: Scott made the internet Scott made his first review Scott makes his first year in on the Nintendo switch Scott goes crazy

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

correction: Scott tries to frame a “murderer” who probably didn’t do it

[@jonathanfarah8612]

Fun fact, Scott the Woz’s first video, released on the my birthday

[@princesidon]

I refuse to accept the fact that Scott has canonically spoken to a woman.

[@invock]

That was against his will.

[@RDSk0]

She's not a woman, she's a lawyer

[@arte7125]

Not only she's a lawyer, she's a *real* lawyer.

[@chryco4]

I know it's a pretty big blunder in his character arc, I hope in the future the writers can find a way to retcon it.

[@julians552]

It was all CGI

[@comixproviderftw_02]

"Listen if they convict you, I'll just start yelling. They can't convict you if you can't hear. That's why the deaf don't go to jail." -Scott the Woz, 2020

[@DryBOOns88]

Lmfao!! Seriously the most underrated line!

[@tomasadam3]

7:07 :)

[@mywifesson6587]

Finally !!! A life hack that’s actually worth hacking into life !

[@DaDoodler25]

"He's allegic to the law, we can't risk it." Steel Wool: Is a police officer Comedy: 100/10

[@PauperoftheFishies]

@Jazzy-Mann Allegedly

[@kistertheartist]

I accidentally fast forwarded the video to this exact point while reading this

[@diamondrocks2266]

6:49

[@yoshimallow]

HE WAS RUTHLESS! HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME AND I'M ALLERGIC TO BULLETS!

[@jadyndenys7736]

hah that's still only a score of 10

[@M30W3R]

Scott is legitimately witty, it's like a speeding bullet with jokes. Kind of makes me wish he and his supporting cast (who are all extremely funny in their own right) had a show or something lengthier like that.

[@M30W3R]

@@justapuppetplayer6000 Thanks Sans you are my greatest ally

[@Aaravosisawesome]

Im allergic to bullets

[@dynamicswami]

Maybe something like the Eric Andre show but for gaming

[@ChaossX77]

I was thinking of that watching this. Like a pg rated Always Sunny or something. I hope they make it happen.

[@QuickTimeVelocity]

If you watched/listened to the episode of The CraigSkitz Podcast with Scott, he actually does talk about eventually writing a show of his own sometime later in life.

[@AlexRodriguez-ti3wy]

I just realized that Scott Said “That’s “Me”to you” because that’s what he wrote in to identify himself as the lawyer This man is a genuine comic genius.

[@Severthead]

yes

[@legoyoda6228]

yes

[@YesLegend936]

63/

[@kistertheartist]

Holy frick frac tic tac Batman. That is freaking genius

[@YesLegend936]

@Julian Borges at the start friends “the lawyer is me” because scott wrote down me as himself and then later on he says to call him me. Best I can explain

[@abstractangst8884]

“What is this” “Gex?” Best quote ever

[@jdn5593]

Sad gex hopes.

[@bestcatowner8711]

The line “my gun” when Wool sees a poorly done drawing of a gun is probably the most funny thing I’ve ever heard.

[@labninja231]

I love how this whole series is based off of a joke about GameStop

[@placenamehere953]

What joke?

[@MarblesLovesYou]

The joke about game stop

[@sony6708]

@@placenamehere953 gamestop sucks

[@ryanzamarra6083]

Lmao

[@BluestSoldier]

Didn't all start at A Madden 08 Christmas?

[@jamma9129]

“YOUR HONOR, IM MAD!” Now that’s how you win a case

[@captaincomet9963]

"I've seen madder."

[@creamscreech]

"now, I'm really mad" -ricegum

[@billyum608]

Scott has a very specific type of humor. This video is like all the jokes he makes during his other videos, but it just never stops. lmao i love it.

[@epicdvb3931]

He likes to keep some continuity within his jokes which makes the jokes pay off very well

[@luisamador8460]

It’s pretty good

[@TheMarc1k1]

Exactly, he's got good comedic timing and writing.

[@kalvincooper2383]

Love Scott

[@for_kestrel6490]

He’s a smart ass in a good way.

[@Eldudiogrande]

I love how when Scott and Liza are arguing they’re just reading their lines from their script but this time angrily

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

No, they're the same recordings …shit I was wrong

[@checkm88]

​@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas they're the same lines but the recordings are vastly different you can especially hear it when they get to "I was lying as a joke" 'so you lied during a court of law' "AS A JOKE" so they did do two different recordings. one in person and one with just voices but the lines are ready angrily to play over footage. I think they even loop the audio because that whole exchange a second time

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@checkm88 Yeah nevermind I hear it now

[@jameslawrenson1208]

It's weird seeing Scott talk to a girl.

[@theivoryguy2476]

I love how you can here "AS A *JOKE* " so clearly

[@anormalguy9320]

Scott's schedule is 2 videos: -One at Sunday -One at "whenever Scott feels like posting a video"

[@sneeb271]

Wow quarantine makes Sunday feel like Monday

[@SpeedyGD5]

I mean, I thought its every friday

[@ChristopherMoom]

This was like unironically one of the funniest Scott The Woz episodes dude, it's just a 10 minute skit with Scott's humor and I would LOVE more episodes like this one

[@gunfighter009]

Apparently his older stuff was skits

[@animemusic1334]

Nah, we need more NINTENDO

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

The internet and you

[@alexmaximo4115]

TBH I think the only reason he made this an episode of his show and not one of his originals is because he wanted to get episode 200 out by the end of the year

[@danielsimmich1858]

I think what really does it for me is the insane delivery of every line. Every line is delivered like it’s coming from an autistic alien who has only had a year to study human behaviour. It’s some quality stuff

[@4thechivostreamsarchive586]

"What is this?" "Gex?" Gex guy is by far my favorite character

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

His name is Jeb Jab you fake fan

[@skyslinger0073]

Calm down buster

[@jalapenoofjustice4682]

didn't he eat a corn dog in that? I thought that was a seperate character.

[@nspidel]

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 ah, gatekeeping, fun stuff fun stuff

[@z.d.8986]

Okay so Gex guy is Jeb Jeb, confirmed

[@itsybutsy]

Scott: "So, Mr. Wool... Did you kill anybody?" Liza: "Objection, he doesn't have to answer that." I think it's funny that this is a rule that actually applies in real court sessions.

[@icravedeath.1200]

It'd make the trial a lot easier tho.

[@mistertimber9124]

@@icravedeath.1200This just in, new law reports that the defense must confirm whether they are the murderer or not before trial

[@charliep7112]

Still more realistic than the lawsuit in the Bee Movie.

[@masonshipton2344]

Wait, you mean tell me you can't sue an entire species, or that you can't bring a bear to court? Bullshit!

[@charliep7112]

@@masonshipton2344 trust me, I've tried to sue the bees in defamation, let's just say I had to pay $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99, and since I couldn't pay the fee, I now have to work a full time job sucking off queen bee, a terrible fate for cash to get me out of debt.

[@orbsorbs8465]

Charlie Perrey How much does that even pay?

[@agnosyidk7170]

“By the stretch of my britches” lol

[@charliep7112]

@@orbsorbs8465 one penny per day, one penny per day sucking the honey out of queen bee! Why did I sue the bees?

[@raresideb]

"Objection, Your Honor, I'M *MAD.*" "I've seen madder. Keep going." HOW, SCOTT. *HOW.*

[@DesTr069]

That one got me good

[@Wafflyy]

Bruh

[@phantomtiger5527]

“What is this?” “Gex?” Best callback ever

[@griffin7670]

This is proof the two canons are connected. Oh. my. god.

[@undercawa1109]

explain pls

[@isolated_illust]

gex.

[@sheikhspeare6637]

@@undercawa1109 Dunkey did a video on Gex.

[@undercawa1109]

Sujal Gurung ik but how is it connected with a gun?

[@saffronic3026]

Canonically, Steel Wool murdered them because he was too shy to admit he's the one who killed Chet Shaft

[@n646n]

This IS canon...

[@Spacepack]

@@n646nthis is a cannon.

[@actuallyIDontExist]

A cannon this is

[@GamingCreed47]

This is Gex

[@RY_BN]

I thought it was a bear

[@aarong.2790]

As a person who has never been to court for any reason I can assure you all this is 100% accurate

[@ceice2248]

This is what ace attorney is like

[@ishanpahwa1179]

This statement right here 👏

[@BudderBoyz]

This guy just said “I study virgin law” to a real life woman

[@BudderBoyz]

Spoiler i can’t believe steel wool is dead guys he was my favorite character omg

[@edwirichuuhdr8885]

@@BudderBoyz i was halfway through the episode and you just spoiled me 😂

[@BudderBoyz]

im sorry

[@poudink5791]

@@edwirichuuhdr8885 he said spoiler dude. your fault.

[@nezbitnezbit5397]

@@edwirichuuhdr8885 1 Don't read the comments before finishing 2 It said spoilers

[@Hutch2Much]

this is what it’s like arguing with someone who is too stupid to understand they’re wrong

[@virtualboy4305]

As an older sibling I feel that

[@matthewflynn4143]

Trump supporters

[@oven5874]

I have to put up with this with one of my friends on a daily basis and its the most infuriating thing on earth

[@Hutch2Much]

Oven daily?? wtf are you two talking about wow

[@domu]

@@matthewflynn4143 I can already see all the butthurt replies

[@gagexw]

"Objection, your honor, I'm MAD!" best line ever

[@mimimelodyy]

"I've seen madder" is the most fucking perfect followup

[@SuperWiiBros08]

This was freaking amazing, no need to be videogame related, just live action full on scott the woz skits, is fucking amazing

[@BinglesP]

Besides the Gex mention, it wasn't at all. Really shows how talented Scott really is when he's willing to bring it together.

[@Masonia_]

@@BinglesP what did he say?

[@BinglesP]

@Masonia When they put up the drawing of a gun.

[@minecraftshieldworshiper7776]

@@BinglesP You forgot the part where Scott says he stole copies of Madden 18.

[@mouthshovel]

@@BinglesP if you don't like people thinking you're stupid, don't scream at them for no reason

[@Karzikann]

Finally: a skit like the originals. This truly is a Wednesday to remember.

[@Boga44]

I surly is a sight to behold

[@Boga44]

*it

[@FinalTNT]

My dudes

[@britegaming9887]

“What is this” “That’s a gun” “How do you know what a gun looks like if you’re not the murderer” “Uhh”

[@Darth_Raider8140]

This is some inspired ass comedy. It's obviously the same type of comedy as his review videos. I say this kid's going places if he can put in the work required.

[@theskydomain3794]

inb4 Emergency Meeting meme

[@qpol]

*ScottTheWoz was not The Impostor*

[@tristanbrown2189]

Among us in a nut shell

[@njmksr8686]

certified phoenix wright moment

[@hayfrand5094]

“Yes I can’t lie, I hate lying!” “That’s ridiculous, everyone’s lied before, when was the last time you lied?” “One sentence ago.” I laughed so hard

[@t.j.4809]

“Objection your honor! I’m mad!” God I love that line

[@k-boi420]

I've seen madder, keep going.

[@Itsscottstudios]

I’ve seen madder. Keep going 😂

[@LumiNyte]

I’ve seen madden, keep going

[@actuallyIDontExist]

I've seen Madden 09 keep going

[@gigabyte6614]

@@k-boi420 horrible pfp

[@evdog9358]

I can’t believe Scott actually talked to a girl.

[@Tjimmy-pr2qe]

That takes a lot of effort. What are his secrets?

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Hah, you believe in girls?

[@Tekkwin]

the first girl weve seen him talk to and she had major karen energy

[@edwirichuuhdr8885]

@@Tekkwin tecnically the first one was in the anime games episode

[@rawrdino7046]

Its his sister don't count

[@NerdsofaFeatherOfficial]

This is the most accurate depiction of a court case I have ever seen. And I should know, I have jury duty in 28 hours

[@aionicthunder]

Where?

[@Manuel32_]

During a pandemic?

[@rbarua3368]

Oh shoot, good luck with that.

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

Have fun

[@doofus3210]

These guys didnt watch 2 minutes into the video. r/woosh

[@dachking6657]

“If you can’t sue a person, why talk to them?” Words to live by.

[@thatkid8022]

“A true lawyer never reveals their identity” A few seconds earlier: Hey, uhh Scott Wozniak recreational lawyer

[@viridian4891]

"If you can't sue a person, why talk to them?" - Terry Lessler 2020

[@deathstrike]

"you know now that I think about it, Madden really did suck, and that was even before they melted his statue to make new pennies" - Scott Wozniak, KZbin sensation and now SNL writer 2031

[@floatingf8783]

@@deathstrike he would totally say that.

[@landmm]

“I call Scott Wozniak to the stand” “That’s me to you” Technically the truth

[@straxan]

Wozniak

[@zekeram129]

I love the frankensteinian logic of the Wozniverse and how common sense just fades in and out of existence

[@MMAOnPoint]

I'm expecting a blooper reel.

[@serna8815]

You guys watch Scott The Woz too??

[@ramirezharrier]

My suggested list is mixing in very strange ways today

[@andew3675]

Honestly, this whole thing *feels* like a blooper real

[@savagegamer81013]

@Asael Serna who the hell doesn’t

[@homerogarcia3451]

Yes

[@thefantasticdrill788]

This is the first time we’ve seen Scott interact with a woman.

[@passonthestar3689]

Technically we had Anime Games before this

[@brewHamm]

@@passonthestar3689 lol that video never existed if it did I wouldn't be subbed to StW

[@poudink5791]

@@brewHamm same

[@xTheNameisEthan]

this is actually THE first time Scott has interacted with a woman

[@Edgelite306]

xTheNameisEthan A real woman

[@gastonEGGS]

In all seriousness, this was more engaging then the presidential debate.

[@elleon345]

Anything is more angaging than the presidential debate.

[@aydenhoward586]

Yo gaston how many eggs do you need to be healthy

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

What Presidential Debate? All I saw was a comedy skit

[@glctcthnkr8059]

I Reply To Everything ah yes, edgy political humor

[@cartergaming8119]

of course this is an entreating youtube video, the presidential debate was a 1 and a half hour video of old men arguing.

[@afrodude4782]

"Just say the full thing" "No, I'm busy today" I laughed way harder at this than I expected

[@Humblepie_WHAT]

9:56 You can hear the "I was lying AS A JOKE!!" conversation going on in the background. However, this is not reused audio. This is it's own take. Meaning the entire time they're talking, Scott and Eliza are going in circles with Scott getting more and more angry.

[@JerryBlueCast]

I was waiting for someone to point that out lol

[@ltb1345]

I thought it was reused audio. Lmao.

[@Armera]

REALLY?!?!

[@Vailskibum]

I have felt every single emotion over the course of these 11 minutes.

[@CeIIHunter]

Same

[@PepperThePupper]

Didn't expect to see you here! How goes it?

[@shaide5483]

Scott knows how to Scott

[@n0mad458]

sup bro

[@Portalfreak-zc4pz]

Lol didn't expect you here what a surprise

[@lizandrourias6312]

I barely realized that steel wool was carpooling with them

[@Chugway1138]

How did I miss that the first time?

[@Platitudinous9000]

@@kyanpepperz53 It's a brief but busy shot in the middle of a video that hits with jokes nonstop, you can hardly blame someone for missing it

[@jjd3hner544]

So subtle but funny as hell

[@thealvabro1852]

I laughed my ass off when I first saw that 🤣🤣🤣

[@kitt8132]

I think that’s why they had to carpool, since everyone in the previous scene was in the car as well. Steel Wool probably didn’t have a ride.

[@joseangel2475]

Scott just wrote an 11 minute short that is more funny than almost anything Saturday Night Live has done in the past 6 years

[@autismandgaming4532]

especially wario related stuff

[@wafflemcmulligan9186]

26*

[@pieguyyo1]

This is good but David Pumpkins is way better

[@zmbdog]

You missed the 4. SNL has been on 46 years.

[@instntpot]

remove “in the past 6 years” and it’ll be right

[@nophiontrollbringer661]

The acting skills of his friends really improved by a mile. This is such a well acted, well written sketch.

[@kappa2275]

honestly the fact that everyone besides scott is usually a little deadpan is pretty fun in itself lol

[@SegaGenesisEvangelion]

@@kappa2275 agreed it makes him seem even more manic

[@marcosm1223]

@@kappa2275 that's usually my favorite part! Almost like Scott is the only sane character

[@jeeristueo3539]

"He's alergic to the law" 10/10 lawyering

[@mbdg6810]

😂

[@b.parker1740]

He's *lawn't.*

[@TangledLion]

This is an accurate representation of far too many cops these days...

[@AreuMadLoL]

im not used to this schedule.

[@localginger1260]

Why are you here

[@HunterAtheist]

I half thought it was Sunday.

[@unscenegamers]

this is a strange new world and we have to accept it.

[@Severthead]

same

[@SoapCkat]

Same

[@pkmngamer1236]

I had to come back to see Wendys employee. Rest in Peace Wendys employee.

[@Enderia01]

How did Wendy’s employee canonically die? I’m surprised Target Employee seemed to be taking it so well

[@spoonsrattling]

@@Enderia01 i believe it was the memory cards wasnt it?

[@Danielgil28893-x]

@@Enderia01 cursed memory cards killed him.

[@ClaireZhasa]

Sitting alone on a Wednesday night* In the distance: HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE

[@wildmonkeymc2380]

Ya it's 235 am

[@p0nki]

felt that a little to much 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

[@Theover4000]

Yeah same

[@101lwx]

"He dresses like we're in 2005, like cmon we're in the 21st century dress like it" That one was clever

[@inaccuratewayz3065]

Explain?

[@buranflakes]

@@inaccuratewayz3065 2005 is in the 21st century

[@Raymedy]

@@buranflakes Now this is hilarious

[@ninja_tony]

Inaccurate WayZ please tell me you’re joking

[@theSato]

@Eric Lee Of course! Years 1-100 is the "First century".. so 101-200 is the "2nd century".. so 901-1000 is the "10th century".. 1901-2000 is the "20th century".. and thus, of course, 2001-2100 is the "21st century" It's a common mistake though!

[@hazel_mov9330]

"I cant wait to throw this guy behind bars if he turns out to be guilty!" "Didn't he kill us?" "Allegedly." Oh Wendy's employee. I love you so much.

[@intorian9304]

The joke per second ratio is actually insane. Actual comedy writers would have trouble competing, keep up the amazing work.

[@Kirbo14]

“Your honor can I win no-“ “No” “Okay.”

[@plisht]

I love how this is just joke after joke and they’re all good

[@MantaKizaemonFTW]

“What is this?” “Gex”

[@sfcspectacular]

Way better than that thing they call "TV!" 5 thumbs up SCOTT!

[@SuperiorGothBun]

It’s nice to see that society has established for more reliable justice system after the world collapsed when the Wii shop channel closed

[@heppuplays9125]

i still can't believe Scott wrote a Better Court drama than Most court dramas i've never seen.

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

"Didn't he kill us?" "Allegedly."

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

gex

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

@Cappy178 gxe

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

@Cappy178 gox

[@neotamashi79]

@Cappy178 gex

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

gex

[@muney2874]

"I heard that you're representing yourself and your gonna lose" Scott: "I wasn't planning on it but I'm open to the idea"

[@corporalkills]

Nice profile picture my guy

[@Icecastles4000]

Ew anime

[@aidanwhite5114]

Yup we all watched the video

[@toooydoeur]

@@Icecastles4000 leave

[@Icecastles4000]

@@toooydoeur no

[@lepyrolink182]

"If you can't sue a person, why talk to them?" Ah, the American motto right there.

[@DonteParis]

The halloween special better be "The Revenge of Steel Were-Wool Zombie"

[@kronemerj]

I'll be honest I am actually hoping that it is something like that.

[@Almendra18332]

Either that or sonic spinball

[@stw3art14]

Then the lawyer comes back and maybe teams up with Scott and the gang

[@yannyyansen9743]

"I'm a busy guy." -rearranges video game collection by year released instead of alphabetical order

[@Keithington249]

I feel attacked right now. Also I just put mine in order by publisher. Let that sink in.

[@hottsaucekid]

@@Keithington249 how do you decide which publisher gets the top honor of being technically first

[@Keithington249]

@@hottsaucekid LJN top spot baby!

[@EVOKE7347]

@@Keithington249 I order mine by what system they belong to followed by the order I purchased them. If that information has been forgotten or multiple games were purchased at once, I then organize by franchise (the order of the franchises is determined by personal preference), followed by if they are a main-line installment or a spin-off, followed by release date.

[@thegreatsambino659]

What is this? Jebb: Gex? Everyone watching: HE SAID IT!!!!

[@BowserHatGamer]

"What Is This?" "Gex?" "A Photo!" "The Letter L." "My Gun..."

[@simcity4111]

@@BowserHatGamer ho is Obama?

[@simcity4111]

@@BowserHatGamer why he did that? Strange...

[@jewelianperez7038]

“Objection! Your honor, IM MAD!!”

[@Ourii]

"I've seen madder, keep going"

[@SonicSammich]

Fun fact: If you look up "Scott the Woz interacts with a woman", this shows up

[@RabnawazReviews]

I tried this and the first result was We Dare.

[@JetInAJar]

Because of all the comments freaking out about it.

[@trevorerickson5205]

I got Scott the Woz on the exposed podcast with ReviewTech USA

[@jamiewaswrong]

@@trevorerickson5205 my g rich

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

gex

[@ChristopherMoom]

The ONLY two times that Scott has EVER interacted with a female are: 1. In "Anime Games", where Dr. Anna May tried to murder him 2. This video, where Liza tried to beat Scott in a Trial Not really sure what this means honestly

[@CoolerMike]

It means he's a true chad for not interacting with too many females in his videos. Or something else idk.

[@crabapplefarm6042]

where are you everywhere?!

[@Ian-ek2gd]

Wow. I just keep on seeing you everywhere!

[@brodown64]

I think it means that one word that starts with a v, idk.

[@icantmakeaname6729]

Well, he hasn’t played Donkey Kong Jungle Beat yet.

[@joshhale9355]

Scott’s a genius for being able to write that many jokes and have everyone hit

[@Zurty]

"He tried to shoot me and im allergic to bullets" never change Scott

[@PhilipJFryII]

Especially in the face!

[@cosmopath]

This feels like playing an Ace Attorney game on an acid trip and I love it

[@rhythmlessroxby]

This is LITERALLY the ace attorney online experience

[@barnoslat5632]

Thank you mr escape, I virtually kiss your forhead because of the ape

[@migulofhearts]

Man, Ace Attorney 7 is looking crazy

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

Honestly the prosecution even has a name pun so yeah, it’s AA 7.

[@off-the-grounder568]

Lotz is the defense. She did, however, accuse the witnesses, which is even more Ace Attorney.

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

gex

[@GalvatronRodimus]

Scott's dialogue is incredible. Every single line is absolute nonsense and I love it.

[@acidflame3776]

“I’m going to be your judge this evening-“ makes him sound like a waiter who’s going to ask me what punishments I want.

[@ethanwhite3418]

Worse part is that judge looks like me with less pimples

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

I would like uh...

[@cubixthree3495]

@@ireplytoeverything3122 Number 16: Burger King's foot lettuce.

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

It’s 15

[@minnymoon1360]

The kinky kind

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

Is this the first time there’s been a woman in the Scott wozniakverse

[@thiago4146]

I think so lol

[@nikua_]

in his anime games episode there was a girl who's character was named dr. anna may

[@dasaiyantv8483]

@@nikua_ Okay, but she was animated.

[@nikua_]

@@dasaiyantv8483 she had a female voice actor too

[@superdialga8923]

@nikua no that was a guy voicing her

[@mahoutsukai8956]

"So, Mr Wozniak..." "That's 'me' to you!" Scott is king of one-liners omg

[@jonnywalker3208]

This is actually some of the best comedy I've ever seen, fast paced and clever.

[@keatonbustard6758]

Crazy to believe that a series of murders all started with scott getting fired from games on a shelf

[@TusharSundarka]

The Scott Cinematic Universe

[@kristenramey4336]

No hes still on the crew. his job is unemployed.

[@CloverChats]

Would that make the madden theft episode a prologue?

[@CoolerMike]

@@CloverChats You're right so the timeline would go - Scott stole copies of Madden 18 because he only believed there is one Madden game and that is 08' so Officer Steel Wool was hired to stop him but he wasn't able to stop Scott before he learned that there is more then one Madden and the guys Vegans Anonymous Gatering "stole" the copies of Madden 18 and were caught before the game wasn't worth a care anymore and that case was dropped - After finding out that everyone has a Madden to call their own (with a song and dance) he decides to play "Dick Vitale's Awesome Baby College Hoops," but he got sent to a different timeline where Awesome Baby is the only sports game so he goes on this crazy saying things that weren't "Awesome Baby" (no pun intended) so he was put under house arrest and Steel Wool had to watch over him to make sure he doesn't leave, but the ankle braclet was an extra large and he escaped. - When Chet invited Scott, Steel Wool, Rex, and the others to a dinner party and in Chet's video saying why he wasn't there he got murdered and anyone could of been the killer because they all had beef with him. So they had to be on their toes "Murder Mystery" style to see who was the impo- er I mean murder which was Steel Wool at the end of it and everyone except Steel got treated for murder. - Scott also said he had Jury Duty at the end of that video which could be this video but that would mean everyone got treated for murder earlier and Scott paid off his bankruptcy by hosting the Christmas Awareness Party for recent murder victims so they healed up fast and them got together to sue Steel Wool and win or it takes place at a different time and they probably got murdered at a different unknown point That's my guess on the Steel Wool timeline took me 30-45 minutes to write down but it was worth it Edit: Also forgot to mention that Scott made Games on a Shelf go out of business which made Chet and Scott lose their job's and Chet didn't like that would go before Madden 08' Christmas.

[@LittleLexi24]

I love this Scott the Woz lore, this should be a series

[@kyanpepperz53]

Hell yeah!

[@thunderfps7744]

It is

[@JabariMore]

Joshua John lmao I was gonna say that

[@defaul1y_boi868]

Same

[@HankosaurasRex]

You have real talent for writing, Scott. I mean it... I had to rewind every 10 seconds or so out of fear of missing a joke before giving it my undivided attention because every line in this sketch could be a home run. I know your youtube career has never been hotter, but if it ever isn't for some reason, you could make an actual career at writing comedy television or movies. It's been so long since I laughed this hard at a youtube sketch I forgot people knew how to do them and you sure did it. I'm saying this now because this video was particularly spicy but honestly, this comment could have fit in under any of your videos. You're so funny dude. PLEASE never stop making content. PURE TALENT.

[@HankosaurasRex]

Also, bravo to all the actors. Can't forget about their performances

[@YourHuggyFriendo]

i cant agree more. its outstanding. we need more creativity like this. not to mention all of the jokes carry over. its a smart tactic it makes even the earliest episodes importaint with the awesome baby referance. not to mention it has a genius meta-lore!

[@randömfiish]

much prefer him here but yeah, man's talented

[@dsjgfxxkhrx4050]

comment etiquette is a good sketch writer

[@YT_GR_Pro]

And the fact that he is pumping out videos every few days just blows my mind 🤯

[@letsdance7774]

This is by far my favourite Scott the Woz episode - CRIMINALLY underrated, it's the only one apart from maybe You're not an RPG guy that I consistently come back to watch every few weeks.

[@mackenziecotterell5180]

Can’t wait for “Real Lawyers React to Scott the Woz” Edit: wasn’t expecting this many likes

[@hrob2007]

I actually want this too lol

[@benpiano800]

@LegalEagle

[@I_like_your_handle_Mister]

@@benpiano800 bruh

[@joshhale9355]

I really want this to happen more than I hope the kidney stone I have right now passes

[@saiyajin_arcade6154]

Real lawyer in training. It's pretty accurate

[@faultyvideos2215]

I like how everyone is just casually carpooling with their killer.

[@NoahDaArk]

YourFairyKing Nah that lawyer was kinda sus. I think she was Steel Wool’s lover

[@underscore_9115]

When we didn't need him, he came early

[@itsdakota8496]

We always need him

[@uh3what]

69th like

[@PlayingWithIssues]

He what

[@jotarokujo608]

Last time I did that my wife laughed at me

[@PhantoRoyce]

“You have no idea the trauma you go through after killing five people!” That line sure aged well

[@burrgrguy9777]

So truth

[@epicwappy20]

What are you talking about?

[@felipesantana2438]

Man the new Ace Attorney game has some really realistic graphics

[@miguelcastillo3723]

He also took out Phoenix Wright and replaced them with a far better protagonist with this guy who calls himself Scott I think

[@trogg3rdmmxplaya467]

Oh wow small world I just made the same joke and scrolled down and saw this and was triggerd.

[@novathefallenstarwarrior]

"I can't be in the same room as our murderer" *Carpools with the murderer* Yeah checks out

[@Turnabot]

That's a car, not a room! GOT YOU THERE

[@PandaMikey05]

Well that's not a room, now, is it?

[@Thelilwestern]

Well it’s a car not a room

[@beckbudgie6815]

comedy gold

[@faerhazar939]

Car=/=room

[@sixunity1171]

"I can't be in the same room as my killer" *Sits in the car 28h Right beside him*

[@topsdaily_productions]

Wait no he didnt

[@verseh439]

TopsDaily Productions steel wool had to carpool with them

[@Matthias_meh]

cars aren't rooms.

[@Crazy56U]

" the car 28h " Did you have a stroke

[@dad4436]

that's not a room

[@angelnava6964]

6:40 "is it gex?" This is my favorite running joke in all of Scott the Woz

[@EduardoMielings2]

One of the greatest trilogies ever: - Game stores - The Great Mysteries of Gaming - The Trial Holiday special: - It's a Bargain Bin Christmas

[@freebutterfree4872]

It’s up there with lord of the rings and Star Wars

[@badatmathhh]

I'm pretty sure it's a bargain bin Christmas comes before the trial since the others were still recovering from their death

[@megakillmill]

You're forgetting "A very madden 08 Christmas"

[@joshuabennett2360]

Hey, don't forget A Very Madden 08 Christmas! That's where this arc originated!

[@EduardoMielings2]

@@badatmathhh yeah, i know, but i remember a Sherlock TV Holiday Special that it's related to the next season, but it's not important to connect the stories, but i don't, i'm just gonna watch all of those episodes episodes again including the dark age of nintendo

[@Slenderquil]

"Objection, your honor, I'M MAD!" "I've seen madder, keep going." This video is pure gold.

[@xaiga2056]

I like how all of Scott's skits are like fever dreams lol.

[@bigbrungus5284]

"Your honor can I win now?" "No." "Okay"

[@shinysilverstardust]

For those who don't know, this is EXACTLY what ace attorney is like.

[@aboreddudebrowsingyt]

Defense: I have evidence of him murdering someone! Prosecution: Yeah, but that's not enough. We need some *solid* evidence. Until them you're story is just a story. Also prosecution 2 minuets later: I mean there is a possibility that he didn't do it. Defense: Any evidence? Prosecution: *stfu* no one cares...

[@EnZo1rst]

I love ace attorney

[@nonsmarts660]

I love ace attorney . the way mia's character develops over the course of the series and plays a large role in every game is amazing.

[@livispuzzled]

that’s true but there wasn’t an outdated autopsy report during this

[@gone3747]

It’s honestly great to see scott’s friends do so well with scott on KZbin and have so much fun...it’s like they’re just doing a school project and not a full-blown professional thing

[@Chickenpatty878]

Their acting has improved. Either that,or the editing

[@crisp9929]

@@Chickenpatty878 Probably both, but mostly their acting improving. Proud of em

[@fireeye6762]

Definitely feels like a middle school project TBH

[@selap5951]

"So, Mr Wool, did you kill anybody?" "Objection! He doesn't have to answer that!" "Yeah, that is pretty personal..." Scott, you would make an absolute gemstone of a comedy writer if you ever decided to stop doing KZbin, but keep it up!

[@Brione30]

He mentioned in an interview that he would like to write a scripted TV show one day

[@mrshmuga9]

It’s funny, but it’s not like it was that hard of a joke to write. The judge is incompetent and lazy, pretty simple.

[@mouthshovel]

@@mrshmuga9 that was one example, he has so many holes that most other people couldn't think of unless they tried to specifically make jokes like Scott does, and even then they'd have trouble

[@robertglogowski777]

“Your honor can I win now?” “No” “Okay” Fucking killed me 😂

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

"Objection, your lawyer, I have Vitamin D sufficiency." Only Scott could come up with a line like that