SPEED FREEKS - ORK SPEEDSTERS

SPEED FREEKS - ORK SPEEDSTERS
Continuation of the Tale of Kronan Da Kunnin
KRONAN AND THE RIDDLE OF SQUEAL.
Video Covers the Cult of Speed and the many vehicles they ride into the middle of a battle.
Including the following
WARBIKES
DEFFKOPTAS
MEGATRAKK SCRAPJETS
BOOMDAKKA SNAZZZWAGONS
KUSTOM BOOSTA-BLASTAS
SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTAS
DEFFKILLA WARTRIKES
RUKKATRUKK SQUUIGBUGGIES
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RELATED VIDEOS:
THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE ORKS AND KRORK: • The Secret History of ...
SHOKK ATTAKK GUNZ : • Shokk Attack Gun Lore
SQUIGGOTHS : • SQUIGGOTHS - Orks!
ORK FLYBOYZ: • ORK FLYBOYZ
MEK GUNZ: • MEK GUNZ
THE GOFFS CLAN: • THE GOFF CLAN of ORKS
GRETCHIN RUNTHERDZ AND KILLER KANS: • GRETCHIN RUNTHERDZ AND...
Please bear in mind that all stories are fan faction only and never to be construed as cannon.
All art used is to convey the mood of the situation, as there is not enough art I could find to match each segment perfectly. There is less warhammer art than people think.
This is considered to be an attempt at Comedy, a light hearted look at the setting only.
THIS VIDEO, LIKE ALL OF MY CONTENT, IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
and this one really really isn't!
KNOW YOUR WEIRDOES
Chains Grond - Ork of Mystery
Yaynes Blond - Eldar Pirate
Blanes Frond - Ferocious Sentient Psyker-Fern of Ramadala Ding Dong 4
BLACK LESION (NOT LEGION!)
This is, in no way, a poke at myself for the way I pronounce both due to my accent. Its not changing, so here you go. :)

[@baldermort]

SPEED FREEKS - ORK SPEEDSTERS Continuation of the Tale of Kronan Da Kunnin KRONAN AND THE RIDDLE OF SQUEAL. Video Covers the Cult of Speed and the many vehicles they ride into the middle of a battle. Including the following WARBIKES DEFFKOPTAS MEGATRAKK SCRAPJETS BOOMDAKKA SNAZZZWAGONS KUSTOM BOOSTA-BLASTAS SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTAS DEFFKILLA WARTRIKES RUKKATRUKK SQUUIGBUGGIES RELATED VIDEOS: THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE ORKS AND KRORK: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZ7coWpurM90aq8 SHOKK ATTAKK GUNZ : kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJmkko15mpyCo7s SQUIGGOTHS : kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3vboZ6fh7qcmJI ORK FLYBOYZ: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3LUhYCNpJKDqrs MEK GUNZ: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nn-TdmSViNKolas THE GOFFS CLAN: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ_cn5KVfrSdr5I GRETCHIN RUNTHERDZ AND KILLER KANS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nai7gHuwaJmMhJo Please bear in mind that all stories are fan faction only and never to be construed as cannon. All art used is to convey the mood of the situation, as there is not enough art I could find to match each segment perfectly. There is less warhammer art than people think. This is considered to be an attempt at Comedy, a light hearted look at the setting only. THIS VIDEO, LIKE ALL OF MY CONTENT, IS NOT FOR CHILDREN and this one really really isn't! KNOW YOUR WEIRDOES Chains Grond - Ork of Mystery Yaynes Blond - Eldar Pirate Blanes Frond - Ferocious Sentient Psyker-Fern of Ramadala Ding Dong 4 BLACK LESION (NOT LEGION!) This is, in no way, a poke at myself for the way I pronounce both due to my accent. Its not changing, so here you go. :)

[@trajanfidelis1532]

Literally your funniest video! Great job Baldermort! 😂😂

[@Diarmuhnd]

Stormboyz marching up and down the square a la Monty Pythons. *cough*

[@judgestrix5106]

Pure and utter genius. Loving every minute. Well done

[@vaguedreams]

YES!!!!!!! Been waiting for another chapter of KRONAN Da KUNNIN!!!!!

[@Uzzgub]

A interaction helps the algorithm =)

[@darko-man8549]

“This is only fan writing, not canon” Ahh but if we BELIEVE it to be canon it will be.

[@cheshire4856]

Like like like like like like like like like like like.

[@PhilosophicallyAmerican]

Sounds Orky enough to work.

[@martijnbrandt7553]

Waaaaaaag

[@progeniesofthetoiletpaperh6433]

Your comment needs more like to manifest Waagh! energy and be manifested as canon.

[@matthewpost7088]

WHAAAAAAAAGH!!! 🙏

[@randomcenturion7264]

"Does it have brakes?" "Oh yea, it breaks a lotta stuff!" "No I mean, how do you stop it?" "Stop? Pffft, you humies are a weird lot."

[@Coyotebriggs]

Stop? Thems fighting words humie

[@sachinaraszkiewicz785]

The "Prim Anus" marines is now the only way I will refer to the Cawl's creations. It's just perfect.

[@ShockArcl1te]

Same! That was genius!

[@Stuffandstuff974]

Agreed

[@Forsaken12th]

Or something like that

[@jackmyers8687]

And I thought Snow Marines was funny !

[@uria3679]

Do you have to be “That Guy”

[@jamesgreenrod4360]

"Prime Anus" Marines Gods above I'm dying over here I almost wrecked my car I was laughing so hard , Boldermort you truly are the best

[@Jawzah]

Ass-tartes Primanus - most crunchy oomies :D

[@daniellindsey7025]

Same I was driving home when that happened I had to pull over I was laughing so much

[@Lukey2481]

I was at school pick up. I laughed so hard everyone was looking. Omg. That is the best burn so far.

[@RetroAdzz]

Glad im not the only one who drives and listens to this 😋

[@koppsr]

Driving? Try drawing while listening to this! I wanted to draw some calm, picturesque rolling hills. Instead I got the bloody Alps!! Had to start over twice. "Prime Anus" got the Matterhorn done in three seconds flat! 🏔️ 😂

[@RockSplitter]

“S’only got one speed: GO!”

[@bookybrony526]

"Mine's got two. Go, 'n Go Fasta!"

[@redfoxyotas3358]

every automatic transmission vehicle out there be like

[@derekthederanged]

“Anal Mini Tantrum” this is how I shall always think of the imperial guard from now on. Well played my friend Baldermort.

[@spehizle]

*"Moar yella."* "But boss, it's already covered in-" *"MORE. YELLA."*

[@AbadonXXX]

The ultimate drag race: white scars vs speed freeks while in the warp and the demons are groaning because off the eurobeat blasting non stop

[@baldermort]

Add in deldar and it’s a serious race. :)

[@trajanfidelis1532]

@@baldermort racing not for pink slips, ownership of a rivals vehicle, they're racing for the right to live

[@ArtPatron25]

Doomrider as a surprise 4th contestant!

[@WASDLeftClick]

We NEED a 40k Mario-Kart like racing game.

[@johnbeck1978]

@@WASDLeftClick I had a formula Waagh League that my club used to play YEARS ago using the gorkamorka movement rules. Throw in traps and obstacles as well as random firing from the crowd it was a heck of a giggle.

[@ShockArcl1te]

"Fast food. Decidedly unhealthy. Plentiful portions. Comes with toys for the kids. 4/10." - The Hive Mind

[@baldermort]

Lol. As usual. :) :) :)

[@chrisroberts7000]

What would earn the Hive Mind's highest rating?

[@ShockArcl1te]

@@chrisroberts7000 "Adeptus Mechanicus have a subtle crunch that's uniquely spiced. We call it The MecRib." - The Hive Mind

[@mistercmartin]

@@ShockArcl1te This genuinely made me laugh out loud!

[@bookybrony526]

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, There is Only War. And the Orks are confused as to why everyone else is sad.

[@maximusaurelius610]

He said “They had more Ork in them than Hummies” 😂😂😂 lol

[@KamikazeMedias]

Baldemort uses dangerous psykik magic that makes him look like an ork so he can document all of stuff regarding ork lore. Praises from Ordo Xenos for these balls.

[@johncherrybone4835]

He needs no warp power. He just paint himself brown and green and then tells orkz hes a tree.

[@Valreg]

Cunnin with the “TZ” added to the end had me laughing

[@egoncasteel]

Kronan da Kunning really should be cannon. I love how he perfectly elevates the Orkz above the 'Get them Ray' school of tactics, but in a perfectly Orcy way.

[@joesheridan9451]

Kronan is one of the best 40k characters ever, love the lad

[@aecides3203]

Much as I love him to bits, I can't think of any better way for Kronan's story to end than the forcefield generator in his prison wallet overloading and a bunch of imperial forces watching a previously untouchable ork boss randomly and suddenly explode into a few chunks of meat and a whole lot of goop, with no idea what explanation can be offered other than "The Emperor Protects".

[@fanuluiciorannr1xd212]

The Orks are so lovable in a way. They don't care about anything. I remember once an eldar philosopher praised them for being the happiest creatures all the time. Also he said they did not destroy their species as bad as the eldar.

[@erikrungemadsen2081]

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Uthan the Perverse

[@fanuluiciorannr1xd212]

Thanks for the quotation Erik Runge Madsen.

[@erikrungemadsen2081]

@@fanuluiciorannr1xd212 It is one of the best quotes on Orks in 40K

[@Tiberon098]

I agree, but also remember they are also ruthless too; they descend on a world and ravage it, brutally and will enslave any non-Orks to do Grot work (hell, Grots and Snotlings will do that to non-Ork slaves too).

[@fanuluiciorannr1xd212]

@@Tiberon098 Yhea. I mean they are not perfect but some of their qualities are funny. They are also fictional characters. If they were real I'd have a different opinion on them.

[@holymayo6417]

"Dakka Von Smashoven" - Im dying 😂😂😂

[@chrisroberts7000]

BEST NAME EVER

[@tea-sus8722]

*da red barun intensifies*

[@scottmurphy4946]

Baldermort needs to be hired for Ork story writing if GW puts out a 40k movie / tv series

[@justyouraveragecrusader5824]

I’m only 15 minutes in and I need more Chains Grond in my life.

[@lunaeek9130]

GROND GROND GROND!

[@scottlidstone1902]

"so blasted from the ravages of... thinking" I hear that.

[@grimreminder5038]

Orks: Reality can be whatever I want, observe....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[@heatherordonez1490]

'Eres the WAAAAAAAGH?!?!?!

[@JOSEsanchez-bw6ox]

Analminotantrum ohhhh my god what a genius joke jajajaja

[@maols43]

The smile on my face when Baldemort drops a new Kronan episode.

[@mihaildimitrov1149]

I loved how you almost slipped in laughter a few times there. I tip my hat to you and your talent fo storytelling. Ever so captivating and amusing.

[@baldermort]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@johnbeck1978]

As a fellow old ghoul I do enjoy the lore but I love the yarn that you're weaving. An hour and almost a half is just pure fungus porn.

[@baldermort]

😁😁😁😁😁

[@ger5956]

Whatever you do today, don’t forget to like and comment to appease the almighty algorithm 😁👍🏼

[@Stuffandstuff974]

And have fun

[@dontdeletemeyoutube6689]

Comments for the comment god. Likes for the like throne. Fun was had.

[@nikashford931]

Dakkah dakkkah!

[@derrabbit7289]

Perfect orkishness is the sound of reving engines , the shooting of Dakka, and the roar of Wwwhhhaaaaggghhh!!!!

[@ewc58]

Man you’re good at this. Your appreciation for Orkiness is unique and so genuine. They obviously crack your sh*t up and we get the dividends 👍

[@baldermort]

Brother, they’re a breath of fresh air when you’re writing grim dark all week. I do love them. ;)

[@ewc58]

@@baldermort Drive-by Scorching 😂😂😂

[@philanselmo2904]

what is the orks favorite comedy of all time? rambo: first blood orks second favorite comedy of all time? rambo: first blood (part II) third? anything shooty. perhaps all of the death wish films? probably not enough dakka though... maybe aliens? you know, the second one - that was a very shooty comedy.

[@TNASTY6688846993]

Hardcore Henry

[@doublep1980]

Hard Boiled by John Woo, 28 minutes of non-stop DAKKA

[@benjewda7118]

I nose laughed at "prim anus marines" lol you never disappoint with your videos

[@okke8847]

YESSS this is my favorite series on yt right now

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother. :)

[@NickK1291]

Giving the thumbs up and commenting now. I'll find some time to watch later, but Kronan is and will always be the best that the WH40K setting has to offer.

[@ancientarthurion8511]

I get such a good laugh out of Kronans escapades. Cheers brother

[@baldermort]

All it’s there for. Glad it hits the spot. :)

[@Wulgreath]

Absolutely love the mad, rambling style of presentation. Makes me feel like the humie is actually there in the finest cage of skrap the big mek could spare, listening and observing Kronan. My kingdom and a Titan’s worth of gubbins for the Kunnin to end up in TTS

[@dualityomk9854]

alphabusa would have to get.off his lazy ass for that to happen

[@zlimbacoj495]

You can practically hear the grin on Baldy’s face as he reads this

[@1Soulmaster1]

I love the the sense of dread you convey whenever has Kronan has to... THINK

[@baldermort]

Its terrifying, that's why! Disgusting habit. :)

[@Fen_Wolf]

Jesus a hour and a half long video from baldermort? Even better it’s about everyone’s favorite sentient mushrooms! You spoil us Baldermort

[@beltzrobert]

Baldermort the best! 50 min space wolves video and now an 2hr speed freaks video. Hells yeah! My two favorite armies!

[@Dakooties]

Hell yeah, just got up, fed my boys and picked up my phone to see this bad boy just uploaded! Gork is certainly smiling on me! Or was that mork....

[@archmagosbiologusraucker2178]

"Kronans thong" well that`s an image i did not need to see.

[@baldermort]

It’s a throne. It’s just Kronan and his chronicler are idiots. ;)

[@archmagosbiologusraucker2178]

@@baldermort Well i expected no less form orks.

[@chrisroberts7000]

@@baldermort I love the (slightly) more intellectual slant that the chronicler adds to give flavor to Kronan's thoughts/motives.

[@nightlordastarties2974]

"D'em speed freaks are some crazy ones dey are!"

[@simonwebster1370]

Tissues at the ready

[@silentblade1201]

I love that you struggle not to laugh while describing everything

[@lemonrazor7812]

Seeing an Ork WAAAGH in 4x speed must be simultaneously hilarious and dreadful

[@Qardo]

Legend has it: Commissar Yarrick once stopped a Speed Freak Charge by glaring at it. With his "Good Eye".

[@tronus571]

Ork vehicles are just plain hilarious. I dearly hope to laugh my head off when my friend gets to add them to his new Ork army we've finally coaxed him into starting as a new 40k player. And yes, your Ork videos were indeed part of that process.

[@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394]

I'm pretty sure when I die and go to heaven I'm going to find out that God sounds exactly like you

[@baldermort]

lol. Give him my regards. :)

[@47RoninGaming]

I'm guessing knuckles is their favorite sonic character.

[@alexanderandersson6564]

I was listning to your video about the secret history of the orks when this video dropped :D!

[@garrettharriman6333]

I've never played WH40k, and my bank account can't support *another* high cost hobby, but I love your stories and the lore. They both inspire me in the Dark Heresy game I'm running, and I am very thankful.

[@connorriggs1518]

These fighting fungus are getting out of control

[@justaninternetfool451]

A Saturday with Kronan and lord Baldermort? Perfection

[@coffekihlberg]

"He would have to work through all the other flavors and colors before they let him near the gold ones" Damn i nearly choked on my coffee with that one! So Cronan is a pokemon (humie) collector? Awesome as usual, thanks Baldemort.

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂

[@BohdanKaiba]

Awesome giving the Speed freaks an awesome video!

[@ikitclaw3299]

Not seen it till the end, but I already love it 😁

[@baldermort]

I hope it’s good all throughout.

[@youngarchaeotech189]

Great old ones: “you will be the most versatile and ingenious race ever.” Boomsquigs: “I choose death.”

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂😂🙏🏻

[@Hiihtopipa]

By the emperor what a great timing baldy :) thanks for this

[@akacurmurdar1]

Baldemort desperately trying to keep it together at the end, while trying to be serious was cracking me up.

[@pyroassassin7795]

oh how i cant wait to watch this its bound to be great

[@alexanderandersson6564]

Looking forward to this video! Thank you for your work and passion!

[@ayindephulgence4950]

I'm extremely early but i just wanted to say thanks for putting out so much quality content out, really helped me pass the time for the past few weeks

[@v_artra5399]

Just when I thought this week couldn't get better, Baldy once again wow's us all with a tale of HIGH ADVENTURE!!

[@Ceaseless_Watcher]

Whatever you do today, make time for fiddly bits. And processing bars.

[@baldermort]

Lol. :).

[@Ceaseless_Watcher]

@@baldermort Not a dig at you, you understand, but an acknowledgment that the machine spirits of Gates and Jobs need a good shoeing.

[@fumarc4501]

This is so satisfying to listen to while havin’ a good Krumpin. Letz get in da Thick ov it! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

[@Zinkhar]

What a perfect way to start the day!

[@alphabarbs]

Dakka von Smash-Hoven - A most-honourable and Orky Ork!!! May he drink deeply at his Lord's table, from cups wrought of the skulls of his Lord's enemies! Kronan the Kunnin' rolled a natural three-dice 18 with this one! Hail Borldy! May the chrome cap of Your Servo-Skull be forever polished!

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PURPLECATDUDE7734]

You have to love the Orks. The grim darkness of the far future and they’re absolutely having the time of their lives

[@Mjolnir117]

I just finished my latest ork vehicle this morning, a shokkjump dragsta. Good timing Baldemort.

[@baldermort]

Soooo jealous. ;).

[@henrikmogensen4276]

Baldermorts little giggles through the reading is the best. Its contagious.

[@sgtrock68]

That was the best hour and a half of face melting lunacy I've spent all day! I look forward to more.

[@axelmilan4292]

You just made my Saturday.

[@stefannesic1495]

Welcome to WH40k, where there is no such thing as too absurd when it comes to orks

[@whythelongface64]

Balders, the kronan storyline is hands down the best thing you've done! And that's saying something because all your storylines are very good indeed.

[@baldermort]

I do enjoy them. Not for everyone, I know. But I do love silliness. :)

[@Mrnub-bg9lt]

As much as I harp on about eldar, who doesnt love a good ork vid!

[@darrenrenna]

The Kronan stories keep getting better! Both for lore and humor. Awesome work Baldermort, thank you for the love you clearly put into these videos!!!

[@Shadowrunner523]

When i saw the notification pop up I had just woken and was in rather a daze. Now, I couldn't feel more awake. Thank you for starting off my day right Baldermort.

[@baldermort]

😁😁😁

[@Jensenlolman]

Hands down my most beloved series thats come out yet

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

the brief chortle that broke your reading of what a squig-buggy is, loved that finally going through a binge of all these ork videos and I sadly forgot how GOOD your content is, I hope it truly never stops being fun to create! :D

[@curtisclarke-jones4027]

Hour and a half vid about orks, this is what KZbin was made for

[@chrisroberts7000]

On behalf of all of us "essential" worker 40K fans, thank you for creating these lore-enriching stories. This was the first proper series of belly-laughs I've enjoyed in some time. We now have an enemy that Orks, Eldar, and the Imperium can unite in wanting to krump: Chaos Orks!

[@baldermort]

Laughter is so important. :).

[@trajanfidelis1532]

Dem Red Sunz boiz is roit speedy. Makes centz do seein az dey is red...wit umie blood

[@baldermort]

Lol.

[@sneakyking]

I LISTEND TO THIS AT X2 SPEED TO KEEP INLINE WITH THEME!!

[@walterTbaggins]

10/10, thoroughly enjoyed. The fanfic was excellent, had no idea it wasn't canon until you mentioned it.

[@baldermort]

Oh yeah. Y only comedy stuff.

[@Matt-md5yt]

glad you covered this Clan, also glad to hear the Tale of Kronan again. I really like Kronan

[@justincapone]

And just like that, my day has been made

[@dinodog6068]

Love this, there need to be a Kronan model.

[@dtm20004]

Grinning ear to ear the whole entry, and more than a few light chuckles. Gork & Mork be praised, well done as always. Your storytelling gets better everyday

[@TheSilverwings909]

Absolute 15/10 work, lord. You've quickly become the best 40k lore channel

[@apocrypha5363]

If you paint your front wheels red and your back wheels a different colour, will your truck snap in two as the front outruns the back?

[@baldermort]

It’s highly likely. ;)

[@Ceaseless_Watcher]

So, an Ork might be executed by painting his top half red...

[@benruniko]

Omg the ork talking at the beginning absolutely broke me. That was amazing writing! I cant stop giggling :)

[@michaellively6467]

Oh snap! Another great Orc tail really loving this epic yarn. Can't wait till the next episode. Also really looking forward to the "Fuzzy Tops" installment in the Tank stories. Always fun to see the Tau get a kicking.

[@rvelazquez1986]

Can’t stop laughing long enough to think of something witty to say.

[@baldermort]

😂😂

[@princesseponyboy1971]

It’s always a joy to listen to the brilliant antics you come up with while doing chores or building models. Keep up the excellent work you beautiful shiny floating skull ;)))))))

[@galacta7300]

Oh BALDERMORY BABY I ALREADY GAVE IT A LIKE BEFORE THE 2 SECOND MARK! I'm ready baby, melt my ears with that smooth silky voice

[@Kb-cz9ch]

It's been a hard day's kunnin and I've been thinking like da Humies

[@baldermort]

Yep. I heard the tune. :)

[@TheSmackfan101]

You truly are among the greatest positive influences in this hobby.

[@baldermort]

Thank you brother. Just light entertainment. :)

[@TheSmackfan101]

@@baldermort not in these times, king. You've turned around some of my darkest days in the last year. You've consistently cheered me up every time I've had a rough day. Whether it was my grandma dying or my house flooding, I've been able to count on your storytelling to genuinely make me belly laugh.

[@TheSmackfan101]

@@baldermort you're a hero, king. Dont sell yourself short

[@animez9669]

That's a scary thought. An Orc hunting Custodians.

[@mannaxsilveroak7184]

Gotta catchem all.

[@chrisroberts7000]

DA BIG-IST, TUFFEST, AN' SHINYEST HUMMIES!

[@chrisroberts7000]

I'm not even 7 minutes into it and I love it. Orks are just so fun!