Speedrunning Your Stupid Mario Challenges

I asked you guys to send me the dumbest Super Mario Odyssey Speedruns and Challenges and well... you definitely delivered. These were the dumbest as well as most fun challenges to put together yet. I hope you enjoy!
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Mine a Chunk Mod - @justehcupcake
"Viewer Ideas 3" Mods - @AmethystSZS
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[@AmethystSZS]

Fantastic to make some more stupid mods for this series, will 100% be back for round 4 (if there is a round 4 I have no idea)

[@cinfdef]

Hello Amethyst how's your day been? Love your work, especially on that one time travel one! :D

[@BlazeNextGen]

I love your mods seeing seeing Fir becoming more of an anime villian by the second

[@jorgem.9690]

Yeah the mods series is really fun to watch at.

[@melnewdemon4873]

Now do it where damage makes him slower.

[@BlueisGreat]

Hi

[@uberlord983]

Imma be real here: What makes Bonk% infinitely more enjoyable is that Odyssey is on the Switch. If this was for a Wii/Wii U game, every crash would follow with that infamous *BHHAAAAAAAA* noise that kills all fun.

[@ToaderTheToad]

It doesn't always do that, sometimes it just repeats a section of the sound effects and music It isn't pleasant but still better

[@cerulity32k]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@ValToadstool]

I miss the sound

[@tuxedobird]

I find that more enjoyable honestly, it’s funny

[@manginplay]

I disagree. PPCHalt is the best sound a console could produce. It adds character.

[@mrscrunklebot]

Can we just give props to peach for being the only character who doesn’t shoo you away or run away frantically when you capture an enemy?

[@clintonanderson7436]

Don't forget the cheep cheep lady

[@genji2191]

They just react scared

[@GailLoU]

now

[@stittsiblings]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@Dalitei]

I love how much fun Fir was having in a last run

[@aura2030]

I had to unsubscribe to sub

[@Klick404]

That last one was the Sonic Mario hybrid we've all been waiting for

[@theknightwithabadpictotall7639]

Somari but good

[@blarg2429]

Check out my new Sonic fan character, Mario the Plumber! He has an evil twin who also has his own evil twin in turn, and he _hates_ turtles. Come to think of it, the gloves match if nothing else.

[@allymoff]

E

[@Danpg79Roblox]

​@@allymoff F

[@harmony6643]

Suggestion: Not just your controls get more sensitive every time you take damage, but the whole game gets faster (i. e. enemies move faster, lava rises faster, NPCs move faster etc.).

[@cool-william-Afton]

Amazing amazing

[@francescabrogna6103]

11:28 Technically you could’ve used the R button as it’s not the right stick CJ said not to touch the right stick Not to ban camera controls

[@DavidCornell1]

11:04 Fir chose to do it as no camera controls instead

[@hikariwuff]

5:58 Can we just appreciate how well-timed that elevator "ding" in the background was to him crashing

[@char1194]

I feel like the minecraft mod has potential. Imagine hide and seek but the whole world is breakable

[@HyperFire]

that'd be cool but unfortunately basically every spot would be against the rules

[@scientificapple69]

2:21: Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Chalmers: Yeah. [Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror] Skinner: Oh, Egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour. [He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays] Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!! Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams! [Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.] Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers. Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect. Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region? Skinner: Uh...upstate New York. Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'. Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. Chalmers: I see. [Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.] Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe! Chalmers: For steamed hams? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second. Chalmers: Of course. [Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire] Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?! Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: ...May I see it? Skinner: ...No. [They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.] Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire! Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham. [As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.] Agnes: Help! HELP!!!

[@mysticat]

LOL THE CHUNK!

[@SGvidsPlayz]

first reply to verifed comment lol

[@laszlodrbernad378]

second reply to verified comment, lmao

[@Thedummy1187]

Hello!

[@ashlinireland9767]

​@@SGvidsPlayz good

[@crystallization_.]

hallo

[@Fairgame7707]

Butterdogodyssey% Beat Mario odyssey, and once you beat it, open Zelda BoTW and do butterdogdogwiththebutter% Basically you just drop butter on a dog as fast as possible

[@purevessle2641]

Butter cap in Odyssey would work too

[@judahhossain5101]

@@purevessle2641 Too dumb

[@purevessle2641]

@@judahhossain5101 to each his own

[@matthewcotham7611]

I want to see the speed run where if he takes damage he gets faster in full. Is the stream for it on KZbin or Twitch and if so can someone point me to it?

[@squishyboi52]

Twitch

[@GlitchKnight113]

I believe it's these. Day 1: www.twitch.tv/fir_/v/1587457826?sr=a&t=6s Day 2: www.twitch.tv/fir_/v/1588463476?sr=a&t=0s

[@WildHurricane]

Just do it damageless and technically it counts

[@matthewcotham7611]

@@GlitchKnight113 thanks Glitch

[@Jerealistic]

Twitch

[@crazylady5371]

I would love to see it, that every moon collected gives a random status effect. I.E. faster, slower, jump higher, can't jump, forced capture, or something like that.

[@outfoxxed0077]

Viewer%: you have to play the game by watching your twitch stream

[@thebe_stone]

hopefully with the sound on so it feedback loops infinitely

[@protonic_]

"its only been a net positive" proceeds to almost die

[@tomohawk2177]

Remember reading some of these a while back and thinking of how stupid they were

[@greenbirdmusic7495]

i feel like the goomba challenge would be interesting to see in hide and seek, where everyone must be a goomba

[@OriginalRMV]

I have an idea *"CapThrow% : You can only throw cappy a certain amount of times like for example 30 Cappy throws per kingdom (Twitch chat picks the number. It has to be over 10). You can use them for Captures and Cap Jumps Too. If you run out of Cap Throws you lose.

[@xaloxzyx9229]

Ye nice!!

[@TheAlmightyPotato]

11:29 - 17:02 is just "Every time you take more damage, you inhale more copium"

[@matthewjanz593]

Ok but the actual thing was more sensitive controls how did that turn into he moves faster?

[@TheAlmightyPotato]

@@matthewjanz593 Actualy that's a great question, that's probably just how he interpreted control sensitivity

[@regal-27]

One step closer to becoming speedrunner mario

[@HedgieMaster05]

Love how he just becomes Vagitta by the end of the last one, asking people to hurt him so he can get stronger in order to beat his arch-nemisis.

[@jellypika3586]

2:32 I love how Fir purposely said chubk

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

Challenge: Capture% Timing starts like normal but ends after you’ve captured every capturable thing at least once. You will have to pay past the credits to get the Goomba and Mario face parts capture

[@Pablo360able]

“All Captures” was already a category. It was probably a category very early on.

[@justehcupcake]

Loved the video, it’s fun to see these wacky ideas realized

[@sledgen.]

Fir never fails to make great content out of this

[@weavilethepro]

I love how bro was like "screw it" and took a picture of lost kingdom and said "photography is a form of art"

[@nightslayer3378]

Your videos are the best Fir! I especially love the little videos with a story and the paper cutouts lol

[@megandavis3372]

Controller% : every time you finish a story section of a kingdom you change how you play the game. (Example: finish cap kingdom on hand held, switch to on big screen.) "This includes all necessary story moons. And kingdom changes/progression."

[@emilymonkey]

This was such a good video. I love the ridiculous ones, especially when they're nothing to do with SMO - the art one was brilliant

[@h3destroyer647]

Mario percent where you have random pictures of Mario pop up on scene and you can't take it off until you've reached the next kingdom

[@music-channel69]

Name%: You can only capture moons if the first letter of said moon spells your name. Time stops when you touch the ground after the last moon. Collecting the wrong one ends the run and chat decides how you die. If possible, start with all kingdom's unlocked.

[@XYZ789_]

Idea : BonkMaster% Basically like Any% but everytime you bonk you go back a kingdom :)

[@FropeO]

Gamecube% Super Mario Oddessy, but with the gamecube controller.

[@designerwookiee]

Well I think I've learned an important lesson from this video... Fir is 1000% the type to go mad with power, when the opportunity presents itself. It's even more obvious in the "taking damage makes him faster" portion of the video than when he has been a Seeker in SMO Hide'n'Seek.

[@scottmeyer4192]

0:00 intro 0:10 art in between 2:31 mine a chunk 3:37 read the b movie script 4:29 cap kingdom 7:19 American healthcare 10:58 oddesy 17:02 end

[@pastatriforce]

I laughed so hard when he just flied straight to Bowser at 16:09

[@justarandomdood]

That last run was hilarious, and the goomba run too lol

[@SquidPartyDude]

7:38 This kid, kinda had a creative idea, I salute you.

[@nickilew22]

6:00 the music here is so perfectly timed i love it. also i think the script for the post commentary is really well done and engaging. generally i just really enjoy the editing on your vids (:

[@robottoucaninc.6752]

speedrun challenge: drink a sip of water for every moon you get edit: with bathroom breaks edit 2: just moons edit 3: when i posted this comment i didnt know about water poisoning

[@steepslopesmm2]

that would actually be a pretty long run because he'd have to stop playing to avoid dying of water

[@hussainalqalaf8781]

@@steepslopesmm2no he’s a human not a fish

[@elainastar1179]

@@hussainalqalaf8781 uhh…humans can die from drinking too much water. Internal drowning.

[@8unnylover]

This is not a good idea. Water poisoning is a real thing, and with just the moons alone he’d probably get it, let alone with all the coins as well. Even if it was just a sip each he’d still be unwell by the end, a cup each would actually hospitalize him before he even finished

[@Bramv]

he would die

[@ImElixir_]

Ok lets be honest, these videos are so good to watch while eating.

[@xaloxzyx9229]

Im a kid but when I watched this I was eating lol 😂

[@xaloxzyx9229]

Just like you said it’s so good to eat while whatching this

[@xaloxzyx9229]

Pls don’t judge me I’m a kid

[@oreomerchant6600]

Well done! i enjoyed this quite a lot. The goomba and minecraft were really cool as well

[@dextergrindrod7347]

5:58 The timing of the bonk with the music is spot on!

[@MikaShiyaz]

American healthcare% so funny

[@SuperGion915]

I love how you can make dumb challenges entretaining to watch

[@Ender_Onryo]

For the Goomba% one for the moon cave Dry Bones sections and the moons that can't be done with regular goomba it would have been cool if you spawned in a Paragoomba.

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

Your solutions to all of these are genius, your content is just so fun to watch that I often find myself coming back and watching the videos again, which I very, _very_ rarely ever do. Especially the subscribe% run, it's the best -ask- legally binding contract for a subscribe I've ever seen. And that challenge where you get faster whenever you take damage is actually amazing, you should come back to it and do something else with it. Maybe Hide and Seek!

[@StepBaum]

Loved this! woudl love to become this like series because I think there is no end to stupid ideas

[@lunaris356]

Challenge: Coin%, if a coin appears on your screen, you must beeline straight to it and grab that coin.

[@richardpike8748]

There's so many world coins tho lol. But idk maybe it's doable

[@lunaris356]

@@richardpike8748 I mean, He wanted stupid challenges so I thought this would apply.

[@Name-sz6ee]

depth perception%: you can only have one eye open and cant use camera controls

[@magdalenacichocka9893]

party% Everyone time you bonk or take damage every entity(as much entities you can spawn before the game crashes)spawns.

[@CyanicCore]

Another great one! I knew the game had been cracked, but modded to this incredible extent. Frankly, Gooma + Cappy is a more interesting skill split than the original! I'd be curious to see wing upgrades for the concept, too.

[@G_Game_MII]

There is no goomba + cappy he is just using the 2 player mode so he can throw cappy while capturing something

[@wr0n6]

Glad to see goombario finally make a reappearance

[@KLightning18]

Do The Speed Up Thing… In Assist Mode. DON’T HOLD BACK ON THE DAMAGE!

[@Rictavio27]

Love the sheer hubris that you had during the when you take damage you go faster run

[@AquariusArisen]

You are one of my favorite Mario youtubers! The video is great!

[@jorgem.9690]

Oh yeah another Mario speed run video! Let’s get you to 1M subs!

[@sophieroberts3043]

Every moon doubles Mario's speed,jump height,cap throw distance and overall protein intake

[@KLightning18]

Fir: This Speed Mod Makes It So That I Can Go Back On The Mecha-Broodal Me: You Can Do That In Vanilla Fir: Shut Up

[@dazcar2203]

the only art chat liked was the one he didn't do

[@kayadriaansen3465]

I love your vids keep up the work

[@Plantrum]

Chessmate% Every time you get a moon, you must pause the game and move a peice in a separate chess game. If the bot beats you or you get a stale mate, the run is over. If by some miracle you win, then you must restart the chess game and continue the Speedrun.

[@emperorcinnamonboi]

Introvert% You must beat Super Mario Odyssey but if a dialogue appears onscreen, Mario dies. -Not counting Bowser dialogues / storyline dialogues. -If Cappy speaks during gameplay (example in Sand kingdom, noticing Bowser's footprints in the sand) That counts; Mario will die.

[@Endr18]

lawsuit% You are in a lawsuit against bowser for killing his troops. You open up objection.lol

[@8unnylover]

Bye that’s too funny omg

[@8unnylover]

I'm imagining it being similar to the minecraft chunk challenge from this video where someone actually mods it in lol. If I knew how to mod at all I'd love to give it a go...

[@micahphilson]

15:47 No, that mod should be called "Fir gets addicted to speed"

[@andys_show]

NoBonk% You cannot bonk, otherwise the run starts over. Most Captures% Get as many captures as you can [no spamming captures!]

[@koraidonfan19]

Here's a challenge: Noob Percent: You cannot skip anything, you have to get the World Peace achievement, and you have to sit through skippable cutscenes. Time starts when Mario gets up, ends when you have the World Peace moon.

[@atti_odyssey]

Love your videos!

[@MrTobiT]

Challenge: 100% in Superstar-Mode

[@JerryPickleman]

The cascade kingdom drawing 😂 I love it

[@BryndanMeyerholtTheRealDeal]

StarWars% Speedrun Mario Odyssey, but every time you take damage, you pause and you have to say 25 words off the Star Wars script from the beginning. The timer does not pause when you are reading off said script. You have to start at Episode 4 since that came out first. The second time you take damage, you read the next 25 words, and the next time it happens, you read the next 25 words after that point If you run out of words on one script, you continue off the next script in release date order. "-" does not count as a word.

[@admz5178]

Best video on KZbin🌚

[@123jubjub5]

Hey Fir, may I have a heart on this comment?

[@silasroth9315]

No. You may not.

[@RioluFan]

I had a stupid idea: Pizza Delivery% - Order a large pizza for delivery and play until it arrives... And if you want, eat it on stream.

[@OliFNCS]

American healthcare 2% You can only buy life up king hearts from the shop. If you accidentally heal, buy a life up heart. If if a kingdom has no shop until peace, no damage

[@charzard2172]

16th I think

[@chantalfromholland-6845]

2412 i think

[@theothernoobbrother]

Purple Coin% - Get at least one Purple Coin I'm every Kingdom that has them. (Cap doesn't count) The run finishes when you collect a Purple Coin in Moon Kingdom.

[@ryanhorning7521]

Idea:every moon gives you a random effect/challenge decided by twitch chat (or yourself if you want) Example:if twitch chat said mine a chunk should be a challenge when you get a moon or you get slower by getting the moon and bla bla bla (again you can make your own effects/challenges) when you get a moon you spin the wheel of effects/challenges and if you get a effect that effect lasts for the rest of the game...if you get a challenge you must complete that challenge to move on with the speed run (also yes multi moons are 3 spins)

[@fujery476]

THE LOST KINGDOM DRAWING IS SO GOOD WHAT?!?!?!

[@kittenkutie]

harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.

[@ihatehandlestheyareannoying]

"we can- we can go faster." And then speedrunning was born.

[@Andreas-yy5zl]

THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IS YOU KNOW BUT WITH GREAT SPEED COMES WITH GREAT RESPONSABILITY

[@kurf4376]

I think it’s good to see that this 5-year-old game is still being kept alive through speedruns and silly shit like this

[@coolmariotheCRAZY]

Gymnastics %: Every jump is a sidewards somersault or backwards somersault and getting around is a roll (cap jumps, dives, vaults, crouching, long jumps, ground pounds as a gymnast, and vaults as a gymnast)

[@rodrigoreismarinho9552]

I think that that bee% has potencial, not as an speedrun [i guess] but as a high% alike challenge, like, trying to collect as many moons as possible with a set timer to do so. Thinking about it, it kinda would be hard to compete with the 100% runners, but it's just an idea.

[@ThatElmoGuy22]

OG health %: normal odyssey but you heal when you grab a coin. (like 64, sunshine, and galaxy.)

[@user-oq1kt3up9s]

maximum captures: pretty much minimun captures, but the oppisite. become every capture in the game before 5 hours :33

[@Placeholder103]

I love how the last run he isn’t upset getting a more intense modification he just says he’s getting more powerful it was hilarious

[@elizabethknight1264]

Capture% use every capture in the game. it's the opposite of captureless%. all story moons are required to win the speedrun

[@optillian4182]

Tourist% Take a picture of Mario standing on each kingdom's most iconic landmark.

[@Thedoor1234]

"American health care"% is so true, doctors will charge like 30,000$ FOR A BANDAID

[@billybigbonts422]

Fun Fact: In the one where he crashes every time he bonks, if he didn't crash every time he bonks he would have gotten sub hour (maybe)

[@KLightning18]

I Think Art% Should Have Been Speed Running All Art Moons.

[@wieldylattice3015]

Can’t believe we finally got the backstory for TerminalMontage’s Speedrunner Mario

[@chrisr393]

Cold Burger % You start with a warm burger on a plate at your desk. After every kingdom, you take 1 bite of it

[@jadejacobs2221]

2:33 was hilarious because I've only just now caught that you said "chubk"

[@VeryClumsyVR]

Idea: Annoying Tourist% 1. You have to buy a full outfit, a statue/souvenir, and a sticker from the purple coin shop in every single kingdom. 2. You have to take a screen shot of you and a NPC in every single kingdom. 3. You have to take a screen shot of you and a landmark in every single kingdom. 4. Ask chat some random questions every few minutes. 5. It’s….on…assist mode….

[@eeveeboi7174]

The challenge where you get faster with every hit is just Mario putting his Crocs into sport mode

[@deerlife8]

I just watched the other two vids of this and then I saw this glad to see your vids are just as good as they were when you started your channel