Speedruns of TERRIBLE Doom Ports

[@karljobst]

If this video gets a billion likes I will do a follow up looking at speedruns of AWESOME doom ports! (I probably will anyway)

[@cartman19892]

A billion? Can I get the same weed, it's seems to be pretty good. Love your content keep it up.

[@DiscoBallGaming]

I love how this man basically explained the PC vs Console war to show how doom runs like garbage and of course people who speedrun them.

[@allwaizeright9705]

I was hoping for an Honorable Mention on these 2 ports - Maybe not official - but still neat - the VIC 20 and and C 64 versions. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2jLZHtjlJ2BldE kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYvdmqmwqqmCotU

[@s7zto]

Well i want to see the PS1 version so let me get a coffee and boot up some bots.

[@petery6432]

Imagine if this got even a billion views. That would be something in and of itself.

[@RodoChaska]

Burger Becky is a powerhouse of a programmer the fact that she alone was able to port Doom in 10 weeks for the 3DO is amazing, just imaging what she could have done with a proper team, time and resources.

[@TNOFanZacharie]

Carmack is better, but he can see things in 6D, so... you can’t be better than god himself.

[@lordmuaddib]

she's the true doomgirl, much respect

[@sephikong8323]

This woman just kills me. How the fuck is it even possible ? I know, Doom is almost 30 years old at that point and so the programming was much less complex (though the tools also were), but it's still one hell of an achievement

[@Diapolo10]

I know, right? I write software for a living and I can't even imagine how difficult it must've been to do all that in such a short amount of time. Damn the higher-ups with no technical knowledge!

[@worsel555]

I HIGHLY suggest looking up her KZbin channel in the video description and watching her video on the insanity that was making this port, it's truly mind blowing stuff what she had to go through like not even having the source code and the people who were paying for the port only having photoshop screen shots and saying "Here you go, make the game we promised!"

[@ListPosts]

Am I the only one who wants to know the world record for Doom on the pregnancy test?

[@sockman42]

@@rastas_4221 that one was good, thank you

[@lfccavalheiro]

@@rastas_4221 someone gives this person a lifetime _Rip and tear!_ award!

[@file4318]

@@rastas_4221 you just made my day

[@chuck_duck]

@@Josepepowner don’t ruin our fun

[@engineergaming948]

The fetus didn’t it was ripped and torn

[@benmarsden9582]

Karl: "I wouldn't wish this port on my worst enemy" Billy Mitchell: (breaths sigh of relief)

[@3ngag3]

Don't get the wrong idea. He wouldn't wish it on Billy because he would A: Emulate it, B: Claim it's the best version of DOOM and C: Sue anyone and anything that tells him otherwise.

[@ahriman935]

Billy Mitchell (or Milly Bitchell ^^ I love that version actually) wouldn't mind, at all. He'd just send you the -demo- video tape of world record run on that port, he wouldn't need to play. He's just that good.

[@treyparkerofficial]

*Todd Rogers sweats nervously*

[@FR4M3Sharma]

@@treyparkerofficial Todd Togers *

[@harryf9885]

@@ahriman935Yup, then later he would claim that there is no evidence that that video is his run, while simultaneously claiming that the video proves he is the record holder.

[@leonstanley9629]

The saddest part of the Sega Saturn version is that we could've had a 60fps console version in 1997, and it was scrapped because it looked slightly worse.

[@mxbx307]

Has that version ever been otherwise released or leaked anywhere?

[@Starman256]

Frame rates aren't everything, dawg

[@eletronictoenails]

@@Starman256 Play the Saturn port and tell me you would rather have slighty better graphics over a good framerate

[@Starman256]

@@eletronictoenails fair enough. It's all relative

[@Starman256]

@@eletronictoenails with speedruns and how game engines interact with framerates its really significant, but my comment was from a casual gamer point-of-view

[@mateusfelipecota]

Fun fact, one of the reasons that a lot of doom console ports runs poorly is because that except the enemies doom isn't a sprite game engine but a bitmap one(a abridged version is that they use texture and generate the images on the fly). When doom launched and even some time later there wasn't any big console that wasn't a sprite based console(where it's gpu was made to handle sprites) so porting to them was difficult

[@solarflare9078]

The 32X wasn't a sprite based one. The 32X struggles to get 60 FPS on certain 2D games because the background has to be rendered in 3D, lol. Probably explains the high framerate the 32X port had.

[@JustinWhangYt]

I am ashamed to admit that the very first version of Doom I ever played was the 32X one

[@shmshare3868]

Lmao

[@BigBobster86]

Me too, actually.

[@Jade-dx8wh]

Same

[@PKD145]

I won't blame you, I have ultimate doom on my PC and it's port on the Switch and I still prefer to play on the GBA. I don't know why but it just feels right to me

[@TooBokoo]

Better than the SNES, 3DO and Saturn versions, at least.

[@davidgomez7882]

"He lied to her, telling her the game was near complete. When in reality development haven't even begun" me: Well, he's kind of an asshole "He promised the best version of the game. With new guns, levels and enemies" me: ...What? "Randy gave Rebbeca 10 weeks to get the port done" me: WHAT? "Without even providing her the source code" me: WHAT????!!!

[@alilweeb7684]

This guy should be in jail

[@SweetBean92]

On the other hand, she's an absolute legend of a developer for how she handled the situation

[@uspresdientcentral]

If you think that's bad, just wait until you see why he got that mugshot in the video.

[@manghariz2211]

@@uspresdientcentral why is it?

[@uspresdientcentral]

@@manghariz2211 In this video, it showed a mugshot. That same one appears in multiple reports of someone also named Randy Scott who was arrested for lewd acts on children a few years ago at some place called Music Town.

[@t1glistenerelf]

3DO Doom: One programmer Ten weeks Zero chance that this'll turn out well.

[@soph8109]

But for one programmer and only 10weeks time it's not even that bad

[@Merahki3863]

@@soph8109 without source code too

[@VGPorage]

It's a miracle that it became something at all

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

Her palms are sweaty

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

@@soph8109 not even that bad is an understatement if I've ever seen one. It's basically a minor miracle

[@Sidarino]

Yo! Thanks so much for putting my run! That’s amazing! Doom snes is fun though for sure haha

[@jrmhd91]

Snes doom runner thunder stealer right here ; )

[@Sidarino]

@@jrmhd91 mang! you the best runner! haha

[@Wellllllllalalala]

My hero's, speedrunning snes in 2020

[@vamp97]

That lady remade doom without source code? In 10 weeks? On the 3DO? Legendary.

[@ubergnu]

In a fair world that would be the reason for the managers mug shot.

[@llSuperSnivyll]

Yeah, I mean, making something even vaguely resembling DOOM, alone, with no access to neither the source code or the assets, in 10 weeks should be considered a major feat.

[@lemonviper]

The PC source code, which was purchased by Art Data, was lost by the company's CEO. She was given the source code for the Jaguar version by John Carmack, which she spent 10 weeks optimising for the 3DO.

[@n646n]

@@ubergnu In a fair world we would clog up prisons with people who lie to others instead of actual criminals? Wtf? You sound like some kind of dictator. This is absolutely not the job of the police force to deal with some guy who lies about shit.

[@UmbrasMercy]

"Babe am i pregnant?" "Idk I'm doing a new PB give me a minute."

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

"Congratulations honey it's a DOOMSLAYER" "*overjoyed noises* RIP AND TEAR"

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

@@ThePhantomSafetyPin *wife begins to scream in pain* Husband: “Honey, whats wrong” Wife: “The baby is ripping and tearing!” *Baby bursts out of the wife, killing her* Baby: “RIP......” Husband: “.....and TEAR”

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

@@americantoastman7296 ngl I don’t care

[@betacyst9462]

@@eyoshinthemaximum Cringe

[@bakruptfern329]

@@eyoshinthemaximum not sure how your comment is "cringe" exactly, but it definitely made me exhale, good job ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@xHourZero]

Imagine a normal Pregnancy Test with a chance of 1% to start DOOM when used.

[@mikeock4924]

Oh oh INVEST

[@sinisterwombat3128]

Many would think that it just being positive starts DOOM.

[@PhiAce_0]

PREGNANCY COMPLETED

[@tychothefriendlymonolith]

​@@PhiAce_0 TIME: 37 WEEKS 2 DAYS. PAR: 36 WEEKS

[@entropy-cat]

To be fair the pregnancy test wasn't actually running doom but had the video streamed to it.

[@Kabitu1]

5:15 Always a good sign when the best picture available of your ceo is a mugshot

[@digitsdigitsdigits808]

Also his middle name is literally Letcher lmao

[@evelin1006]

And was arrested in the year the picture was taken.

[@zicklane]

@@evelin1006 that's... how mugshots work.

[@evelin1006]

@@zicklane sorry for being stupid

[@evelin1006]

There is a video with his face I think talking about 3DO Doom,I can't find it though.

[@mcsweatshop]

Becky S-Tier programmer given what she did singlehandedly on a deadline. Insane.

[@bertsimpsan]

She

[@ghost.8836]

@@bertsimpsan ..The original comment said she. It's not even edited.

[@mxbx307]

@@bertsimpsan Rebecca Heinemann was William Heinemann up until 2003 or so.

[@celticwinter]

​@@mxbx307 Oh. I'd have kept this in mind as a very fascinating example of women excelling in early software. The other one that I'd remember ad hoc is the one that made soundtracks to video games. There's a documentary on YT of her making the soundtrack for a pinball game. Very creative. And interesting to look at the process back then.

[@A2Adam]

​@@mxbx307 Tell me how her previous name is relevant.

[@AndGoatz04]

Long story short: They ask "Can it run Doom" but are so overwhelmed by power, they never ask "should it run doom"

[@sammymcsam1576]

truer words have never been spoken

[@raikitsunagi]

Everyone asks "can it run Doom", but nobody asks "how it runs Doom" smh

[@mrsmoothbrain9589]

​@@raikitsunagiby using the components inside to run it

[@TheSultan1470]

Sure, why not

[@tlam3028]

I feel so bad for Rebecca Heinemen, that shit must’ve been the most stressful 10 weeks.

[@WastedScoundrel]

Yeah, I heard she slept in her office during development.

[@alexxcold]

@8bit NES Cutscene What the fuck are you talking about?

[@LambdaVideos]

@8bit NES CutsceneThat never happened lmao.

[@worsel555]

I HIGHLY suggest looking up her KZbin channel in the video description and watching her video on the insanity that was making this port, it's truly mind blowing stuff what she had to go through like not even having the source code and the people who were paying for the port only having photoshop screen shots and saying "Here you go, make the game we promised!"

[@some-one-else]

@8bit NES Cutscene Hey maybe don't spread bullshit rumors about people. Not that anyone would believe your nonsense.

[@qwertybear.7120]

13:57 Really gets you in the mood to rip and tear... Your ears off

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

I hate the songs on the 32X but yes it dose to your comment

[@ashurad_fox5991]

and eyes

[@Alexo670]

I was glad to help best I could with this one. That GBA speedrun wasn't free, I won't get those 14,300+ attempts back.. still worth it. lol Stay legendary Karl, absolutely legendary!

[@Octolith]

Mad Lad my boy. Imagine deathmatching on those ports.

[@gamemakerloch6964]

Hi Alexo! Hope you’re having a great day!

[@somerandomidiot1864]

the absolute legend playing the gba port to score a world record

[@slothsdontkakaw679]

Never knew you speedran, much respect.

[@sophiacristina]

What matter is the FUUUUUUUN! :DDDDDDDDDDD

[@ParumPirum]

To be honest, most pregnancy tests have the ability to cause DOOM.

[@mattmurphy7030]

@@td_is_infinite667 woosh

[@td_is_infinite667]

@@mattmurphy7030 oh my god im retarded.

[@DylanPWN]

Only for the 304s of the world.

[@miragebarrage9748]

I don’t get it.

[@ParumPirum]

@@miragebarrage9748 Just a joke - referring to the big impact it has on your life to suddenly get a child. I have two myself and love them above anything, but the joke still had to be made! :)

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

The thing about Doom's success back in 1993 was that it made me really happy because I'd always been a PC gamer, starting from the Commodore 64 onward. When Doom became a massive success, it was sort of like I'd been vindicated in my belief that these would be the superior gaming machines one day

[@SuperBucketbot]

For the longest time my only experience with Doom was the SNES port, and I know it looks awful, and is a slog to control, but something about that somehow adds to it for me. It's like how the sluggish tank controls of the first few Resident Evil games makes you feel more helpless. A single cacodemon felt like a huge threat, and (if I recall correctly) not being able to save the game further added to this. Nightmare seemed impossible, but trying to slowly crawl through this game as a kid on ultraviolent in one sitting was an amazing experience for me. When I play PC I feel like an incredibly powerful supersoldier, who the demons should fear. When I played SNES, I felt like an ordinary soldier, who was just barely able to scrape by these terrifying and dangerous demons, by being smarter, and a little lucky. Overall I acknowledge PC is superior by miles, especially for speedrunning, but I'll always have a soft spot for my casual snes playthrough.

[@HerculesMays]

You really put words to the strange sorta charm that the SNES port of DOOM has, even with all it's glaring faults.

[@papytromblon]

My first doom was also the SNES port. The only thing i hate about it back then was the lack of saves and password. It was a very long game , especialy if you wanted to play it on easy difficulties. Beside that, i played thé game for hours, loved it and still have the cartridge

[@IanThatMetalBassist]

There's just something special about SNES Doom. It's atmosphere is unmatched by the other ports

[@justarandomguy983]

pc doom is an action game with horror elements, snes is a horror game with action elements

[@eightcoins4401]

The rearranged Music probably helps alot

[@GutsOfRivia]

"Playing DOOM on a pregnancy test" : in a second honey ill tell you the result once I finish thy flesh consumed.

[@swagmaster47625]

Legends say she’s still waiting for the result to this day

[@daelin7606]

"just a sec honey I'm fighting the Icon"

[@officialromanhours]

Turns out the baby was born before he finished E4M6

[@wardrich]

The fact that the gap between Doom and GBA Doom is only 8 years blew my mind... Seemed like way more time in between.

[@juststatedtheobvious9633]

You think that's bad? 8 years before Doom, the most popular gaming computer was the C64. If you wanted to shoot scaling sprites at high speeds, you'd need a quarter for Space Harrier at the mall. It was the same year that Super Mario Bros 1 landed. Most of America didn't care...yet. 8 years before that, the Atari 2600 was being outsold, 3-1, by Nintendo's Pong console. The Space Invaders port that saved them wouldn't save them until a few years later. 8 years before that, none of the tech giants wanted anything to do with Ralph Baer or his brown box. Using machines to play games on a television screen? Sounds like bad sci-fi. Novelty aside, what can it do that a real table tennis set can't?

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

"Turning with a D-Pad just makes everything a chore." *Resident Evil movements intensify* EDIT: Watching this again and it just occurred to me that with the SNES port, they probably started work before asking so that if Id thought a port would be a bad idea, the company would have a prototype to show that it wouldn't be too terrible.

[@ikagura]

At least RE's movements were justified

[@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565]

@@ikagura still It was bad.

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

@@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565 I actually like tank controls. Like in REmake 1, I can't use the analog sticks. The movement just doesn't feel right. So I use the d-pad.

[@master-jk4zv]

''Honey is the pregnancy test positive.'' ''its PINKY.''

[@oomi9030]

Surprisingly, Doom was even ported to Sonic Mania

[@TaoScribble]

Wait...really? Edit: Holy balls, _really._ The controls are apparently horrible, though.

[@ikagura]

@@TaoScribble Still less than Sonic 2006 hehe

[@TaoScribble]

@@ikagura Ha! XD

[@potatokitty]

r/cursedcomments

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

@@TaoScribble the re4 controls wouldn’t be so bad, if this was re4.

[@SFH_Stuff]

Just seeing these ports hurts my eyes and my soul. I cant imagine why people were like "hey, I should devote myself to mastering this."

[@LamgiMari]

Perhaps because there's less competition, but it's still Doom.

[@Damned-Soul-Sundea]

@@LamgiMari Or It is a good challenge.

[@sonofbelz]

I guarantee at least some of them started with "ha ha wouldn't it be funny if I did a speedrun on this?"

[@Robocopnik]

The line between pleasure and pain is an exceptionally thin one.

[@AcousticNRG]

low fps gave my eyes corona

[@Wrswest]

"Can it run Doom?" is, at this point, the gaming equivalent of "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Normal people: Can it run Crysis? Men of culture: Can it run Doom?

[@rigormortiz5357]

comment celebrity: can i get likes?

[@domymbd]

Zoomers: Can it run Forspoken?

[@0xGRIDRUNR]

Speedruns of doom: you have my interest speedruns of shitty doom ports that never should have seen the light of day: You had my interest, now you have my attention

[@karljobst]

Movie references never get old

[@echoreverb8367]

Doom for the 32x soundtrack is the equivalent of nokia arabic ringtone.

[@matevizhanyo7604]

Yeah, it's sounds like Prince of Persia soundtrack. :D

[@MMMercia]

It's 10 times as bad

[@bramble553]

check out "At Doom's Gate." People don't call it "At Poop's gate" for nothing.

[@koshi6505]

Which is a shame, because the Genesis actually pulled metal-ish music off quite well.

[@megavolt67]

@@koshi6505 I think it's more of an issue with the way composers/sound designers tended to treat multiplatform releases back then.

[@notanybetter5264]

For the port to the pregnancy test: The guy swapped the CPU and screen, basically he just kept the orginal casing for it.

[@maean7410]

they

[@fsedwuncleriii4190]

@@maean7410 what?

[@zx_spectra]

@@fsedwuncleriii4190 Foone, the person who did it, uses they/them pronouns.

[@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978]

@@zx_spectra humanity is fucked lmao

[@panteleymonschekochikhin-k1978]

@@zx_spectra mostly climate change, but there's also a possibility of a nuclear war.

[@nevermore4455]

"We've seen DOOM run on pretty much everything. Watches, cameras, *A pregnancy test...*" *_you can't just move past that without... SOME kind of explanation-_*

[@toxic_shr00m]

Swapped screen and cpu put into the shell of a pregnancy test. It was a fraud.

[@thegrandt604]

No one: 8 year olds when they find find something they can use to make music: 14:00

[@MrNyagasu]

- The world is a simulation. - Can it run Doom? - It is.

[@spooky_action]

A simulation... INSIDE another simulation!

[@tadpolegaming4510]

@Qalidurut hell yeah, we love our naughty wrongthink boi, RockFling

[@ikagura]

@Qalidurut This dude is still relevant?

[@solaireofastora2890]

@@ikagura yes, as long as people shit themselves over his comics it will be relevant, thats the whole deal.

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@ikagura amogus

[@Gogglehead-i7u]

Asking "can it run doom?" is like asking "is water wet?"

[@dezgasting]

But the water isn't wet-

[@PhotonMonkeygames]

@@dezgasting Too true. Water just makes other things wet.

[@PhiAce_0]

I really want to see someone running doom on a nokia now

[@benzoic_honeycomb]

fun fact, a definition of wet is the ability of a liquid to spread out. Sadly for people trying to use this as an argument that water is wet, water likes to bead up and isn't very wet in the given definition.

[@Jade-dx8wh]

But can water run doom?

[@MrPooPooJohn]

3:24 "I call this one silent Doom. So just put on some Slayer and you're all set." -AVGN 20xx

[@jaredparks4713]

That was literally my first thought when I read the title; "Ah yes, the Jaguar port with no music."

[@MadeManG74]

Wow, I didn't know that Saturn was getting a version of DOOM with a custom engine. It looks so good! What a shame that it was canned. Considering the amazing version of Duke Nukem 3D and Quake on Sega Saturn, and the amazing Exhumed/Powerslave, that could have been a great port.

[@RetroGamesBoy78]

Yes extremely disappointing! According to what ive read and heard, it would have been the definitive console version of that era.

[@mxbx307]

@@RetroGamesBoy78 I have still never experienced the Saturn after all these years. None of my friends had one at the time.

[@cringelord8716]

The 32x soundtrack has the same energy as an off key kazoo solo.

[@WCHMN3]

"Can it run Doom?" is basically the opposite of "Can it run Crysis?" The firt is asking what is the absolute bare minimum of electronics it needs to run Doom. The latter asks how stong a computer needs to be to Crysis. XD

[@darkness74185]

when are we getting a machine that can run Crysis but not Doom

[@stigrabbid589]

Even better yet, can it run Doom in a Crysis mod? Combining them into one feat would be interesting

[@grainn_]

Thanks for that explanation. You ruined the joke. Now fuck off

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

But can crysis run doom

[@uamdbro]

Do people still say “can it run Crysis”? I remember that being a thing like a decade ago?

[@stephenchristian6018]

"A pregnancy test" 😂

[@alango9152]

Shit caught me off guard for real

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

Why not ! 🤣👍

[@omerozel4716]

I laughed so hard on that one

[@Tom2404]

Imagine a woman taking a pregnancy test and getting doom as a result. What does that mean? Is it pregnant, not pregnant or literal demon spawn?

[@leonhardtbelgar2468]

@@Tom2404 no that means she is giving birth to doom slayer

[@vara202]

I love how you consistently support and uplift others in the speed running community. You really are a pillar of the community.

[@karkashan]

I wish we could've gotten that 60FPS Saturn Port (or even a rom dump of it years later). Would've been interesting to see what was so "ugly" about it.

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

My guess would be the rendering and textures, considering how saturn games tended to not have a lot of stuff going on at once.

[@TrenchcoatSteve]

I speedran against Melanie Griffith the other day -- she was fantastic, by the way -- and she mentioned that playing a few levels of Doom on the Atari Jaguar is a great way to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

[@heneedsomemilk655]

'If you want to try your hand at speedrunning one of these old ports---' Nah I'm good.

[@MrTheBaron]

You'll know lockdown's gotten so boring that people start speedrunning other Doom ports, even the worse ones. Hats off to those guys and their dedication!

[@heynowureallstar]

I mean Doom can run Doom, nothing else should be surprising anymore

[@Sightnado]

Eventually someone's gonna figure out a way to build a computer in Doom. *and run Doom on it*

[@Glumbocoin]

@@Sightnado I have news for you

[@velawesomeraptor5317]

@@Sightnado Has it happened that you have checked out the computer in the Doom Eternal man cave?

[@Caval1ere]

14:11 Am I the only one who thought the timing was perfect when DoomGuy died to the pinky at the end of the song?

[@sizzis2045]

The mention about looking away from the enemies to avoid loading them and improve the framerate reminded me of the Goldeneye speedrun trick of looking at the ground to "run faster" and now I can't help wondering if they are somewhat related to the same mechanics.

[@gameplaymuseum6370]

The Super NES Version hold a special spot in my childhood. Even today, despite the sluggish pace, I think the game is indeed playable and even more scary dues to that said thing as well as a more tense soundtrack.

[@WastedScoundrel]

The best part of the SNES port is how the shotgun has no spread when it fires, so it's basically a sniper rifle.

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

I don’t think it bad and for a limitations port it a good game.

[@gameplaymuseum6370]

@@WastedScoundrel That is true! It acted more like a rifle than a shotgun. Rocket launcher were also much stronger in that one , killing Baron in three or four shots instead of five.

[@ikagura]

@@n1njahawkssecondchannel84 There were better games on the console tho

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

@@ikagura true I liked manny SNES games more than Doom SNES but I still Think it’s a good port just not the best one.

[@SivakAurak]

Holy gods, only one programmer? And only 10 weeks to make the port? I'm amazed that it runs as well as it does, honestly. She's a tank for getting through that.

[@SeemsRandomGuide]

"how it feels when you do shrooms for the first time" 13:59

[@alilweeb7684]

I wheezed HARD

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

ow my ears bad songs on the 32X

[@mymindworks6625]

If you go hard enough you'll reach that point every time you do shrooms

[@vinyfuego7963]

What's the song it tries to play? I've been trying to remember but I just can't

[@SlimBarista]

@@vinyfuego7963 E1M8 - "Sign of evil"

[@ubergnu]

Props to Becky. That is insane. That's the kind of situation where you just nod and smile, keep eye contact while slowly reaching for the desk drawer.

[@VSink7631]

I actually grew up with doom on the SNES and I don't think it's that bad. That being said I grew up with it so I was able to learn the controls easily.

[@domymbd]

the SNES port will always be tier to me. Its just fantastic to see this game running on 1990-91 hardware

[@UntotenTheo]

"Can it run doom?" Basically yeah.

[@PhiAce_0]

Well yes but actually yes

[@23Scadu]

The porters were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they _should._

[@imetators]

Personally I prefer Genesis' buzzing sound chip to any other 16 bit console anytime. But DAYM! That is one shittiest use of this chip capabilities I've ever heard. Laughed my ass of.

[@Xeotroid]

You might be interested in this attempt to remake the music with the Genesis sound chip properly: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJbLoYhmqM-LqLM

[@Prizrak-hv6qk]

Supposedly, they just auto-arranged the music using the infamous GEMS audio driver, which always did a terrible job when used in this manner. None of the 32X's extra PCM channels are used either. A lot of things about this game had to be compromised to meet the 32X release date after an extremely short dev cycle. I thought that it was pretty awesome though, as it was my only way to play.

[@imetators]

@@Xeotroid THAT SHIT SLAPS AF!

[@annastasia3040]

The Game Boy Advanced record was beat literally a day before this came out and it was in the video, take notes kids, that’s why you double check

[@BigGeordieUK_]

first time i ever played doom was on the ps1 port, the sound effects are really good on that version they also went with a more atmospheric approach to the soundtrack and gave the game more of a horror feel.

[@thegoose8663]

"Hey, Mr. Sega Saturn! We made a custom engine to run doom on your console perfectly smooth with some visual optimizations." "What? You can't change how the game looks! Use the original 'engine' -whatever that means- !" "B-but the game will run in like one fps!" "Well that's exactly what I want you to make - one first person shooter!"

[@Katsuargi]

*Monkey Paw curls* Your worst enemy has been spared the Sega Saturn Doom port, but you must speedrun it in their place.

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

hahaha a pregnancy test can run doom, and the calculator doesn't surprise me, the texas instruments calculator is a beast, it's basically like a micro computer. Ironically i think the colours look better on the snes version than the jaguar version, despite being a lower resolution.

[@evelin1006]

Well the SNES uses the original PC textures while the Jaguar uses more brown ones.

[@manunova5929]

I knew "Can it run Doom?" was a meme, but I actually wanted a serious video about Doom ports, so thank you, Karl. Waiting for the awesome ports version.

[@notrivia44]

It’s crazy that the record speed runs on these super old platforms were done in the past 1-2 years.

[@the_dark_soul_of_man]

The PC was no longer playing ketchup, it was playing mayonnaise.

[@arcengal]

Glad you mentioned the fracas that happened with Saturn Doom. It's a damn shame, especially when you look at what Labotomy Software did a couple of years later when they ported Quake over.

[@187Streak]

Me: Yo pass me the aux cord! Friend: U better not play trash Me: 13:57

[@michelecalviello8763]

Damn i wanted to make that joke

[@Disturbed2K7]

Me: How many videos can this guy make about Doom speed runs? Also me: I don't know, but I hope he never stops.

[@treyparkerofficial]

Did you know that Billy Mitchell, video game player of the century, actually held the world record for every single port all at once until Guinness screwed him

[@sdsdfdu4437]

"Honey, what does the pregnancy test say?" "I don't know, I'm still trying to beat the icon of sin"

[@KaaiSpeaksHisMind]

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but this music played 13:58

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

I would be Doomed

[@Optimus6128]

14:00 Sounds like a drunk playing banjo

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

Lol 😂

[@solarflare9078]

Gernot Schrader Bull fucking shit. FM does not "sound cheap". This game uses the GEMS sound driver that's responsible for the Mega Drive's poor sound reputation. Gauntlet 4 and Thunder Force 4 sounds better than most video game soundtracks and no PCM was used in either soundtrack. kzbin.info/aero/PLGFLxX_IcoV9oZO-ydxC_IUwc28QHzaPB ^^ Please check out this WIP playlist.

[@TigerOfKarlstad]

Karl: Makes a girl pregnant The test: Doom

[@RaposaCadela]

I'd absolutely love to see recreations of these odd versions for regular Doom, in WAD form, running well. Many of these ports' differences make them really unique and interesting, as they're official but not what we're used to

[@cdcdrr]

11:57 It's a pretty bad sign when even Technolord of the Earth-Computer Matrix we inhabit admits he made a mistake.

[@ZERO-MH7]

Developer: we only have this much space so you get *x* amount of key strokes, make it sound like doom but not TM. Intern audio guy: yea boi

[@sanguinestroberry8455]

[@davidbanan.]

CLEVER GIRL *SHOTGUN SHOT*

[@bw5577]

Spared no expense

[@SonofTiamat]

Before you even knew what you had, you patented it, you packaged it, and you sold it

[@karljobst]

Ok you win

[@187Streak]

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs

[@toretronio9030]

Oh, yes. I'm definitely in for the awesome ports speedruns. I actually admire people that have the patience to even boot console doom so many times and being committed to what they do

[@l0rd_s4nd3rs3]

It makes me sad to think that some poor kids spend their money on ports like this, only for them to be so disappointing and the quality to be horrendous.

[@whoohaaXL]

I know the story behind John Carmack not wanting to use the dedicated VDP 2 chip for the Saturn version, it could have come out so much better and would have probably trumped the PlayStation version. Console wise? PlayStation one is the best Doom hands down. It was Doom 1 and 2 combined and you also got ultimate Doom later on about a year or two later. Great soundtrack very ambient based and great little touches that make it just run very well. Of course it was based off the Jaguar code but that doesn't mean it lacks the action of the PC version because it is all there. Aside from just a few minor differences. I personally played doom shareware on a Pentium back in the day so I had probably the best experience but having soft hacked the PlayStation classic, one of my ROMs I uploaded to my USB was Doom. I'm extremely happy the PS1 version was not included in the terrible ports video. I can only wait for the awesome ports video! Excellent job Karl you are an absolute Legend! ( at least 50% of your legendary status is the fact that you, like me, also shred some guitar😉).

[@etherraichu]

10 weeks without the source code? Considering those ridiculous restrictions, she did an amazing job!

[@matevizhanyo7604]

13:55 - "Check out this masterpiece! (...) Simply beautiful!" Karl's irony level kills me. 😂

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

😂

[@missingno.1184]

hey jobst, i love listening to your vids while closing my store late at night. i really love your doom and goldeneye vids especially the golden eye ones. i played it as a kid and its definitely refreshing seeing it again. also am i crazy or were the graphics better back then lol keep up the good work hope to see you soon!

[@HollywoodHornet]

I was hoping you'd make this video soon. Coincidently just last week I broke out Doom on the Jag and started playing it. The no dedicated strafe was annoying. I then bought a pro controller with X, Y, Z and L+R buttons thinking one of them would strafe. Nope, can't outsmart the system. I swear the resolution on Doom Jag better when I was a kid. Maybe I'm just used to playing on PC and 360 since then and I'm misremembering. Or maybe the non-HD big screen concealed some of the pixelation back then. In any case I was playing Doom Jag and thinking "I wonder if there are people who speedrun Doom on Jag or other consoles? Behold, what timing! Great video. Keep up the good work.

[@adriannaranjo4397]

Programmers: "We have made this custom engine that runs at 60fps, has the greatest textures ever seen, and even does your taxes for you" Executive: "I don't like how it looks, scrap everything and restart the project from the ground up in half the time"

[@Phil8sheo]

Doom on the pregnancy test gave me PTSD. When I was 16, my girlfriend sat me down and showed me a positive test. I thought I was Doom'd! Turns out it was a gag gift.

[@diogopereira9559]

Doom on the GBA has the best Doom speedrun and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@mehruneslebron7743]

Big up Karl, absolute legend.

[@MissRavengaming]

Glad to have been of some help fam bam :D

[@f.k.b.16]

14:00 still freaks me out a bit. Being the first version of DOOM I ever played I thought the sound was intentional. The funny thing is I made a video where I corrupted the 32x version of DOOM and in some cases it improved the music!

[@SolaceGi]

13:59 The ice cream truck that you know is sketchy

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

Yep what I think to

[@KF-hf4nt]

I own Doom 1 and 2 on the GBA and finished them both on one of the hard settings years ago, I remember liking it quite a lot, felt very smooth being able to strafe and such easily, very playable but not sure there's a reason to play it now, i just remember them being enjoyable enough to play a lot of both of them

[@xDerekRx]

I love the GBA port. Especially upon release it was amazing to have a portable version that ran respectable.

[@Runie549]

YES! The original Playstation is still, by far, my favorite console port of Doom, and I'd watch it for that one alone :D

[@mike_and_jan]

Agreed! The soundtrack of that one (and the interesting combination of levels) means it must be covered by Karl!

[@therealpizzagirl]

PS1 Doom has its own vibe. The soundtrack, slight visual changes and huge amount of levels make it still worth checking out in my opinion.

[@Runie549]

@@therealpizzagirl Exactly. It, PS1 Final Doom, Doom 64, and Doom 3 are almost their own sub-series within the Doom franchise that lean more towards horror than action (though they still have plenty of action lol), and I love them for it :D

[@richardhodgson6711]

Doom was the first game I played on the PS1, and is arguably still the best console port of the original game.

[@Jacob-td9zl]

Amazing video Karl! I was skeptical when I saw the intro but it was in fact so intriguing and fun! Thank you!

[@giggs-chan2004]

If you die in the 3DO version of Doom, YOUR HEAD FREAKING EXPLODES!

[@nomecognome5911]

"Mom, can we get doom?" "We already have doom at home" Doom at home:

[@subsonix_]

Dooms amazing, and JRMHD91 is a legend of a console doom speedrunner :) Great video man. Awesome

[@jrmhd91]

Legeeeeeeeeend (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[@VideoFeverShow]

For reasons I don't fully understand, the 32X port is my favorite version of Doom. It's probably related to my adoration of the console, but something about it is incredibly charming and I always end up playing for hours when I load it up.

[@Liamthewaldo]

The 32x is not a console

[@KoopaMedia64]

The only problem is 32X Doom likes to crash.

[@Kurachi84]

Oh man, i needed that "Hello, absolute legends" :D Man, if this video, filled with mostly bad ports, is great already, imagine how awesome the one will be with the good ports!

[@masterklaw4527]

My first version of DOOM was the SNES version. Hell, it wasn’t even on a real SNES. It was a browser-based emulator.

[@RawrX32009]

Same