Spider-Man 2 but he has cancer

[@Vilgax00]

Pin me,please! I dont want to end up like Candice!

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Candice pins fit in your comment?

[@ObitoUchiha-oq4db]

😂😂​@@TheHumanSpiderr

[@milk9817]

​@@TheHumanSpiderr "Ah candice, i love this boy"

[@Vilgax00]

@@TheHumanSpiderr Very funny.

[@hieuphamtrung1244]

Candice who? 🤨

[@nash6568]

“Having cancer is not enough” …That was wild.

[@milk9817]

"He have to get AIDS, Diabetes, Ligma and use them like Infinity Stones"

[@ObitoUchiha-oq4db]

😂😂😂 fr

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

Ligma

[@SmashardGG]

Bro was trying to give him cancer level 8💀

[@monad_tcp]

infinite stones of woke points of disabilties

[@henggeklai7930]

cant wait to see thanos collected all cancer, AIDS, diabetes and ligma then beaten up by avengers

[@sublistener5162]

who's thanos

[@kigatomi33]

@@sublistener5162he’s my dad. He big purple bald manly man. Also he likes touching me. And always say that my mouth is a like hoover deluxe

[@daplayer1098]

@@sublistener5162 Thanos smelling this balls.

[@KittenproductionsRobloxmovies]

@@sublistener5162💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@nevergonnagiveyouup63]

@@sublistener5162ur grandpops who died from ligma

[@yeezyoreo9900]

Cancer-Man developement arc with the candice joke

[@jakubport7361]

Wait, who's Candace?

[@JeanFares6970]

​@@jakubport7361 Candice nuts fit in your mouth ?

[@choochoomaru7514]

Can dice nut! Sigma

[@icraquliyev]

​@@jakubport7361 Candice nutz fit in your mouth?

[@pingpongfulldh2308]

​@@jakubport7361Can these nuts fit in your mouth 😺

[@humourunified]

"With Great Cancer, Comes Great Deadpool" - Uncle Ben

[@fedda9999]

unkel tuberculosis

[@enosunim]

Comes Great Chemotherapy

[@tacogienus43]

Yes😂

[@kiwirebelo]

Wow 😂😂😂😂

[@fedda9999]

@@kiwirebelo ikr xD

[@williamridd1935]

You know.. I’m something of a cancer patient myself

[@lgamerdelta3158]

I'm something of a cancer survivor myself

[@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334]

@@lgamerdelta3158I wish u didn’t

[@Thou-tj7hd]

@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 Ew, wtf, i hope this is just a joke

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 Bro, why u hatin'?

[@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334]

@@Ohflipsnap cuz funny

[@nelsonsmith2917]

It should’ve been “cancer is not a major at this university”

[@lawrencefrost9063]

That is funny. But so was this version.

[@Th3M4k40n]

But Cancer could actually be a major at a university in New York so it wouldn't slap as hard

[@RockSmithStudio]

Dr. Connors not giving two shits about Peter's cancer diagnosis straight to Peter's face 🤣

[@wheezerYT]

Connors is a *savage* Lizard.

[@mattco1103]

Haha​@@wheezerYT

[@muhdahnaf7927]

Cancer-Man : "I need to beat cancer, please tell me how ?!" Dr Ock : *"Ligma Balls"*

[@geoffreyherrick298]

I always lick your balls. That part had me dead. 💀 🤣

[@TTH248]

Dr Cock

[@crisalcantara7671]

😂😂😂

[@AMV_GMVguy]

That's Dr. Cock bro.

[@Ace-n6j]

Doctor : Peter, the reason why you have cancer is because you have kizma. Peter : What's kizma? Doctor : Kizma a**!

[@crisalcantara7671]

😂😂😂

[@irumasuzuki9074]

"What ever life holds for me I will always have cancer"

[@Doggo_is_sus]

Cancer man is basically opposite of bully maguire

[@degariuslozak2169]

0:11 Most realistic college professor

[@OLDmanBOB]

My Mom was dying in hospice, and I decided to leave to be with her in her final moments. I was told there is nothing I can do for her and should not take the break to visit her. I ended up taking the break anyways, I don't regret it in the slightest, I just started taking summer classes to make up for it.

[@lionelshao6167]

You’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN CANCER!

[@paulgoogol2652]

any landlord will cure cancer in no time

[@Nowy84]

💀

[@AvidYTuser]

I bet Peter is gonna turn into deadpool in cancermam 3 and start his arc😂

[@JWProductions2023]

Cancer-Man: No Way To The Cure

[@venomark7883]

Cancer-Man: Far From Chemo

[@krzysztofkowalski4784]

Cancer-Man: Gravecoming

[@vincentgarcia2702]

No Way Cured* fixed it!

[@krzysztofkowalski4784]

Cancer-Man: Far From Cure

[@Gerald3merald]

"Why you're dead... ?" "I will be." You died in the last Cancer video along with Norman Assporn.

[@stanley-rn00]

"I need to beat cancer.please tell me how" "I won't" Got me rolling😂😂

[@crisalcantara7671]

😂😂

[@crisalcantara7671]

I almost dropped my phone😂

[@Alex_FRD]

"Having cancer is not enough." I didn't know Doc Ock was an Asian tiger mom.

[@jasonmarin8187]

"Wait, what's Ligma?" "Ligma balls."😂

[@Pama-yp9qv]

Wasn’t seeing that coming 1:20

[@BlueRainbowSky66]

Dr. Connors: I can't look at you, Peter. You smell... like an old grandma, you look like ass. You always appear exhausted. Peter: Bro, can't you see i have cancer? Dr. Connors: I missed the part where that's my problem. Connors is really honest. Also, welcome to the club.

[@ash_11117]

I like how he’s permanently teary-eyed

[@Alex169o]

He is sad because he is BALD 😢

[@milk9817]

*Somewhere in another universe* Peter: "Doctor octavius! I need to beat cancer, please tell me how!" Doc ock: "Find Candice!" Peter: "Who's Candice?" Doc ock: 🙂

[@Jonathan-Shadow]

As someone who had cancer… you’ll get your CT SCAN *WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR*

[@calamityarmityle3086]

On one hand this is extremely fucked up. On the other this is extremely funny.

[@Worldwar_facts]

2 years later and bro still has funny videos Its as if bro has infinite knowledge lol

[@ArikazuSora]

I guess that's what would really happen if you get bit by a radio active spider CANCER-MAN

[@shriharihudli]

Radiation poisoning does have symptoms very similar to cancer.

[@humourunified]

"You know what... I'm somthing of a Cancer myself" - Normal Osborne

[@gusfring6887]

Norman Assporn

[@Rikiki0]

@@gusfring6887 Normalise assporn

[@crisalcantara7671]

​@@gusfring6887 cancer assborn😂

[@wheezerYT]

High Harry: "Cancer-Man is gonna be the new Human Spider trope, man....." Peter: "What?"

[@zeroalpha4818]

0:46 cancer is not enough 🤣

[@Lopez_the_heavy]

“I’m somewhat of a cancer myself”

[@marauder1085]

0:53 infinity cancer

[@ZeronimeYT]

Not Ligma Balls joke 😭

[@Electro2014]

Doctor connor just stole his classic line! "I miss the part where thats my problem "

[@thebwoods15]

Mary Jane would probably make it all about her as usual. "I'm going to cheat on you, because you decided to go to chemotherapy instead of coming to see my play."

[@lsixty30]

"...and you use them like infinity stones." x'''D

[@lawrencefrost9063]

You never run out of ideas. I applaud you and I salute your efforts.

[@amusingturtle]

"I’m not just fighting cancer, I’m fighting for every strand of my web, every thread of my life."" - Peter Parker(Spiderman)

[@jaxteller6433]

"Cancer is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind."

[@photontheblueflash7658]

I love the part where people are walking backwards and just fading into the background because of Peter's cancer

[@kormoxkall6687]

My brother died of cancer a year ago and I'm not sure when it becomes appropriate to laugh at things like this again

[@leprechaun3677]

This was never a laughing matter, it’s cancer. This videos is pretty bad.

[@MasterDracer]

@@kormoxkall6687 exactly what I meant in my comment, my condolences bro, stay strong

[@kormoxkall6687]

@@MasterDracer Cheers bro, it;s rough but I'm getting there - My experience should not deter others from finding humor, some of life's hardest lessons must be ones you yourself go through

[@crisalcantara7671]

I lost my mom to cancer a few weeks ago 😢

[@No_Ones_gay_for_moleman]

I lost my dad to cancer in 2009, You never forget your loved ones, but you get used to the pain and remember them for the best. My dad would rather have me laughing than sulking, so best advice I have for you is that if you can't handle these jokes, come back when you do. No shame in not wanting to dishonor your brother. Again, I laugh because my father would rather me do that than sulk or get angry, but in the end it's up to me to handle it.

[@retrogamer64007]

With no power comes no responsibility-Uncle Ben

[@danalyze]

"I have been doing chemo lately" "Chemo is not a major at this university"

[@AndyTandy]

40000 years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of cancer curing potential

[@nrgentertainmentartist8668]

"Wait, what's Ligma?" "Ligma Balls" I died 🤣🤣🤣

[@yournamehere7329]

"Bro, can't you see I have cancer!?" "I missed the part where that's my problem." 😂 I'm dead

[@Nick-dg2rx]

When doctor Connors stops acting like a doctor Peter- bro can’t you see I have cancer? Doctor Connors- I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@irresponsibleidiot3748]

The last conversation is the best comeback ever from Spiderman, a true chad

[@leob4403]

Lived like a chad, died like a chad

[@Ace-ey3nv]

"Cancer is not a major in this university."

[@realiascailt]

New Headline: SPIDERMAN BUT INFLATION HIT. Every ad says $3000

[@TheSunIsPurpleStudio]

"A photo of Cancer-Man getting chemo. Run the story as 'Cancer-Man takes chemo medicine away from deserving children.'" ~ J Jonah Jameson

[@jonathanengland1]

Another masterpiece. Your videos give me life.

[@choochoomaru7514]

40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of SIGMA potential

[@nightmarepegasus4141]

Ligma potential neither i got to say

[@CandyApples4ever]

“I miss the part where that’s my problem” He stole his line 😂

[@yunehversomi1458]

I mean the first utterance of that line wasn’t even from Peter.

[@PachekoJr]

Eyy yoo, ive never had the Candice one before😂😂😂 * Added to library *😂😂😂😂😂

[@-Raylight]

So he's Deadpool? Look who cosplaying who now xD Poor Doc Ock, he got the taste of his own medicine 😂 The voice AI is so good. The professor saying *"I missed the part where that's my problem"* is so great

[@MasterDracer]

As most as I love you and your content, I wouldn't do such funny things about cancer, cancer is a real serious thing and people keep losing their closest because of that silly thing bro, just my opinion. #nohate

[@testedhawk]

Spider-Man 1: Everyone feels bad for Peter Spider-Man 2: Everyone's tired that he hasn't died yet Spider-Man 3: Video is not even 20 seconds long

[@docyagamikiko]

Ligma and Candice.... 💀🤣🤣

[@JesusIsLord105]

Crikey, Dr Connors was brutal 😂

[@yudiaryanto936]

Peter : "Ligma?" Dr. Octavius : "Ligma Balls" 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔥💀💀

[@SachuSunitha]

The ligma Balls💀

[@Dreaming_Stray]

0:09 Accurate portrayal of the education system

[@arjyaloganpaul5632]

Mac Gargan: I'm a Scorpion with Cancer.

[@tigerlep9]

"Use them like infinity stones" LOOOL

[@welcome-to-the-brotherhood]

"ligma balls"

[@YouClickYouLaugh]

HAHAHAH bro you have a wild imagination!

[@theamazingTRK]

Im dying for cancerman 3

[@altimotheus819]

Never thought I'd hear Dr. Conners saying "I miss the part where that's my problem."

[@TheEndIsMan392]

I couldn't get through a minute of the damn video without dying of laughter and rewinding it !!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂 That face at 0:04 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@coolcaleb9939]

Sad. This was so sad. But also funny.

[@cremulescremacles]

Cancer blood Cancer blood Radioactive cancer blood (Joe Perry's solo) Cancer blood Cancer blood Radioactive cancer blood Cancer man Cancer man

[@jkgaming0565]

“You have to get AIDS, diabetes, ligma…” I can’t 💀🤣🤣🤣

[@TJGishim]

The ending caught me off guard 💀

[@PD-Pro-Go]

These videos get better and better every single time.

[@MirelRC]

Ligma is my new favorite disease.

[@mikoswhackgameandstuffvids480]

Cancer man 3 when Peter gets the black suit "It's the symbiote from Ultimate Spider-Man, the cure for cancer. I'm cured"

[@Snesgamer]

No matter your feelings about AI, i think we can all agree the explosion of creativity and new lines its given The Human Spider makes it at least a little worth it

[@lhfirex]

Remember Peter. With great cancer comes great candice nuts jokes.

[@fahadhum]

The Professor part cracked me up :)

[@60sto80s2]

Cancer man cancer man, can do what cancer can

[@nikoivan2580]

At the end, cancer man got his revenge ...

[@jreverie7018]

Wow ai voices have gotten sooooo much better

[@jaxteller6433]

"I believe there's a cancer in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride."

[@wiltfield]

Having cancer isn't a major at this university

[@ReinoldFZ]

1:10 "this is a free country, not a cancer free country"

[@3l0hymn52]

That chemo roast by Mr. Ditkovich was crazy

[@SirsasthNigam.]

When bitten by Radioactive spider ,You wouldn't get superpowers , you would get Cancer- Because Science (edited)

[@ughhh5745]

"I'm an infinite meme material"- probably Bully Maguire 2024

[@grimmhilde1305]

LoL you even got Peter to talk whiney

[@leob4403]

Toby Maguires whispery beta voice though lol he made a career out of that

[@MadmanJ08]

The human spider: the reason you have cancer is because you have pinphobia. Pin begger: what's that? The human spider: pin gone. Carry on.

[@Gears-rb2ox]

The Doctor: we found a lump in your lungs. Peter: How’d that get in there? 😂

[@culinarydreams.saransh7803]

Connor playing UNO reverse 😂

[@michaelsloanedog]

The power of ligma In the palm of my hand

[@rzlegend3737]

In cancerman 3 Peter: I'm in last stage. I'm going to dye Venom: I wanna put some cure in eye.

[@gohithsrivatsa4746]

I'm the person who knocks - Bully Maguire

[@RizkyRafiGTI]

"My Father, he die right?" "Cancer kill him"

[@brxken5496]

Doctor:peter the reason you got cancer is because you got ligma Peter:what's Ligma Doctor:ligma balls And also becuz you got kizma Peter:what's kizma Doctor:kizma ass Peter dies*

[@YaboiDreAlwaysComesBackFor-b6n]

Spiderman's always getting bullied lol 😂