Spider-Man 2 but Peter has no powers

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The Human Spider

The Human Spider

Күн бұрын

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@TheHumanSpiderr
@TheHumanSpiderr 3 жыл бұрын
"No, uncle Ben, I can't be Man no more..." * Becomes a Woman *
@bl1318
@bl1318 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@atreus5366
@atreus5366 3 жыл бұрын
"Thats a cute outfit... did your wife give it to you?"
@saurav7171
@saurav7171 3 жыл бұрын
Now dig on this
@quarantinegamer8269
@quarantinegamer8269 3 жыл бұрын
Pin your comment so more people can see it lmfao
@bullymaguire517
@bullymaguire517 3 жыл бұрын
Pride Month activated
@ariayy8287
@ariayy8287 3 жыл бұрын
With no responsibility comes no power...
@OrphanPuncher
@OrphanPuncher 3 жыл бұрын
Stealing a top comment from the last video?
@ariayy8287
@ariayy8287 3 жыл бұрын
@@OrphanPuncher what no i didnt he made a different comment
@riosjuanmanuelrios
@riosjuanmanuelrios 3 жыл бұрын
@@OrphanPuncher so now everyone has to check previous videos and comments to comment something funny? Nice
@ultimatecontagion
@ultimatecontagion 3 жыл бұрын
@@riosjuanmanuelrios It's infuriating everytime someone needs to mention that you are stealing "people's comments." Like what are you, the KZbin police or some shit. If it annoys you this much, go work for KZbin. It reminds me, this takes me back to school where if you or someone else had the same question and/or answer and either you or that other person held a grudge, just because of that.
@riosjuanmanuelrios
@riosjuanmanuelrios 3 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatecontagion Totally, it's like if they got paid for telling people "YOU STOLE THIS COMMENT YOU FILTHY THIEF" They're just a bunch of losers.
@Robert_Alexander
@Robert_Alexander 3 жыл бұрын
Peter literally just ran and saved himself 😂
@TheMeme882
@TheMeme882 3 жыл бұрын
It’s because he is not spider man
@Robert_Alexander
@Robert_Alexander 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMeme882 yh but he's a man with the power to save people without powers
@Robert_Alexander
@Robert_Alexander 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMeme882 he didn't even save his aunt😂
@Robert_Alexander
@Robert_Alexander 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMeme882 it's just a meme bro...
@TheMeme882
@TheMeme882 3 жыл бұрын
I know
@quarantinegamer8269
@quarantinegamer8269 3 жыл бұрын
Man, Man, Man, Man, does whatever a Man can
@blackknight3359
@blackknight3359 3 жыл бұрын
Man does whatever a man can What?!😅🤔😕
@nikto7297
@nikto7297 3 жыл бұрын
Man, man, does whatever a human can. Can he swing ? From above ? No
@dewit5883
@dewit5883 3 жыл бұрын
@@nikto7297 no he can’t, he’s a man
@alphyy3107
@alphyy3107 3 жыл бұрын
look outttt, it's man man
@ruby-oo9fi
@ruby-oo9fi 3 жыл бұрын
This is so philosophical...
@tadodes9382
@tadodes9382 3 жыл бұрын
The glasses even make his vision worse lol
@jellybean4569
@jellybean4569 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, it was actually msking it better
@Mars-td7pb
@Mars-td7pb 3 жыл бұрын
@@jellybean4569 bro, this the human man were talking about 🤣
@Football_Villain
@Football_Villain 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, he didn’t got the dirt out of his eyes
@itwontcomeout5678
@itwontcomeout5678 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mars-td7pb the Hu Man
@d9ngo121
@d9ngo121 3 жыл бұрын
His eyesight got worse cause now his glasses dont work for him. Phenomenal
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth 3 жыл бұрын
He probably has dirt in his eye.
@babbisp1
@babbisp1 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO. Came up when i read this. Killed me
@youravghuman5231
@youravghuman5231 3 жыл бұрын
@@CaveyMoth lmao
@CaveyMoth
@CaveyMoth 3 жыл бұрын
@@babbisp1 I've never seen an orgasmically good joke before.
@kaiocrap6965
@kaiocrap6965 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@SArtisto1
@SArtisto1 3 жыл бұрын
Man, Man Man the Man Does whatever a Man Can Pays the rent, but not ontime Reads poetry that doesn't rhyme Lookout! Here comes the Maaan!
@albertskoften1452
@albertskoften1452 3 жыл бұрын
Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates person man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man
@stevenlefferts7591
@stevenlefferts7591 3 жыл бұрын
You damn genius
@trogbison1625
@trogbison1625 3 жыл бұрын
@@albertskoften1452 I don’t know why but this comment is gold to me.
@g.l.rstudios
@g.l.rstudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@albertskoften1452 You should comment this outside. This needs more likes.
@johnblacksad1967
@johnblacksad1967 3 жыл бұрын
Man, Man Man the Man Does whatever a Man Can Wears his glasses Does not kick asses MJ married JJ’s son Norman fulfilled his evil plan Harry lives as a billionaire The Man’s life is a quite unfair But he’s still got his uncle Ben Lookout! Here comes the Maaan!
@novichnaut4308
@novichnaut4308 3 жыл бұрын
“It's man, man. It's man, man. Does whatever a man can.” -I've been reading poetry lately.
@nomoremrniceguy8106
@nomoremrniceguy8106 3 жыл бұрын
Whatever that means
@ashutoshkudva9269
@ashutoshkudva9269 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm somewhat of a poet myself"
@Kenzee
@Kenzee 3 жыл бұрын
This "Man" series is a MASTERPIECE
@lilbelugaTV
@lilbelugaTV 3 жыл бұрын
*mansterpiece
@angelsrageunleashed5441
@angelsrageunleashed5441 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilbelugaTV hah!!
@Temzy
@Temzy 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh it's you💀
@Juiceethekid
@Juiceethekid 2 жыл бұрын
“day by day”
@Kenzee
@Kenzee 2 жыл бұрын
@@Temzy bruh its me
@MattFromWiiSportsOfficial
@MattFromWiiSportsOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Man 3 is the rise of Bully Maguire
@jellybean4569
@jellybean4569 3 жыл бұрын
Nope, its the rise of man
@jellybean4569
@jellybean4569 3 жыл бұрын
Or "The MAN Begins"
@Robert_Alexander
@Robert_Alexander 3 жыл бұрын
@@jellybean4569 You got my name wrong it's the human man
@EBGamez1
@EBGamez1 3 жыл бұрын
369th like :)
@thebatman.
@thebatman. 3 жыл бұрын
Bully Manguire
@bill1873
@bill1873 3 жыл бұрын
The idea of blurring the screen when Peter doesn’t wear his glasses is genius🙌
@zoru_pines
@zoru_pines 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh the blurry at the same level when he wear glasses i think, it's gonna more funny if the blurry even worse 2x , but i take this, I'm dead for bursting instantly 😂
@FidFighter
@FidFighter 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the billboard and the blurring during his pizza delivery moped when he almost hit the guy at 0:35 That was incredible 🤣 !!!
@jetblackonyx5985
@jetblackonyx5985 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the reboot series: The Amazing man.
@H4xri
@H4xri 3 жыл бұрын
After that they are likely gonna make man homecoming
@cubeofcheese5574
@cubeofcheese5574 3 жыл бұрын
+
@slycat123123
@slycat123123 3 жыл бұрын
@@H4xri then Man Far From Home
@H4xri
@H4xri 3 жыл бұрын
@@slycat123123 oo that’s a favourite in the series what about the new one man no way home
@northwindkey
@northwindkey 3 жыл бұрын
@@H4xri Idk, Man: Into The Man-Verse is pretty good too.
@Rhyflowsarchive
@Rhyflowsarchive 3 жыл бұрын
His vision is a step away from going completely blind, he left his aunt for dead, the love of his life cant stand him. But at least he didn't die like in Man 1.
@andreaskowalsky6266
@andreaskowalsky6266 3 жыл бұрын
Note: Even with no powers and responsibilities, he fails delivering pizza on time and in his love life...
@shenalkagunasekera2574
@shenalkagunasekera2574 3 жыл бұрын
With that eye sight I give him points for just... surviving in general
@ProfessorArt1
@ProfessorArt1 3 жыл бұрын
@@shenalkagunasekera2574 story of my life
@theintrovertedaspie9095
@theintrovertedaspie9095 Жыл бұрын
In his defense he was looking at that glasses ad on that build board.
@farelegy57
@farelegy57 3 жыл бұрын
Introduce his rival, Goblin And his enemy, Sand
@crisgonzalez2326
@crisgonzalez2326 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Man to encounter Octopus in his new movie "Man: No Way Home. Who knows, we might even see Green, Sand, and Black Play Doh while we're at it.
@forgottenrights351
@forgottenrights351 2 жыл бұрын
Bully Maguire doesn't like Sand.
@authorminator1579
@authorminator1579 2 жыл бұрын
@@forgottenrights351 Yep, he likes dirt, in other people's eyes.
@vindictivegrind9370
@vindictivegrind9370 2 жыл бұрын
@@forgottenrights351 "I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
@BigBoris
@BigBoris Жыл бұрын
r/BatmanArkham: but… that was _our_ thing
@DivineAtheistWannabe
@DivineAtheistWannabe 3 жыл бұрын
The Mary Jane rejection was the most real thing in the video
@malikhaidar
@malikhaidar 3 жыл бұрын
Peter doesn't even hesitate to run. No shock, no confuse, no need to evaluate the circumstances, just run. Even the real coward can't do all of that...
@theactualghostboi6777
@theactualghostboi6777 9 ай бұрын
Man-Man he has the power to...Man
@rev-9476
@rev-9476 3 жыл бұрын
*Doc Ock robs the bank* Peter: see ya chump
@waltwhitman7545
@waltwhitman7545 7 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious to think he found out his prescription isn't strong enough and just decided to not wear glasses anymore
@Brokiemon
@Brokiemon 3 жыл бұрын
1:34 this one of the cleanest edits I ever see
@NONE.Dragon
@NONE.Dragon 3 жыл бұрын
Peter put dirt on some many people's eyes that now he himself is getting blind.
@Basher.G
@Basher.G 3 жыл бұрын
"Does whatever a man can" actually sounds deep
@theoneandonlythanos4482
@theoneandonlythanos4482 3 жыл бұрын
40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped into the vastness of bully Maguire meme power potential
@dustincarl134
@dustincarl134 3 жыл бұрын
I like where this is going!
@JeyDubbu
@JeyDubbu 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know you" "I've been reading poetry lately" Real suave, Mr Parker
@Jay_SUBZ3R0
@Jay_SUBZ3R0 3 жыл бұрын
“Day by day…” *MJ walks away* Hahahahaha! That was some good editing there! I did not expect that to happen.
@ZoomaBrave
@ZoomaBrave 3 жыл бұрын
Love the whole Man movies and it's sequels
@gauravdewangan4541
@gauravdewangan4541 3 жыл бұрын
Peter can't see even with his glasses, did someone put some dirt in his eyes?
@quintespeed
@quintespeed 3 жыл бұрын
Kicks table. “Aight. I’ma head out.”
@GermanK13
@GermanK13 3 жыл бұрын
"-Man, -Man, does whatever a Man can." Hey, I remember that from other guy
@Matthewtopia
@Matthewtopia 3 жыл бұрын
0:28 lol he's just freaking blind
@laaismm3107
@laaismm3107 3 жыл бұрын
That ending song, wow, so good, hilarious, I would have fell on the floor laughing but I was already on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
@2XVGAMING
@2XVGAMING 3 жыл бұрын
Aunt May: Don't leave me :'( Peter: YOU'LL GET YOUR RESCUE WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
@AshishBamne
@AshishBamne 3 жыл бұрын
I loved, how he has blurry vision but walks and rides the bike perfectly without glasses
@CharismaticallyCharlie
@CharismaticallyCharlie 3 жыл бұрын
congratulations , soon 20k !! Your hard-work is paying off .. now you can give the rent lol
@gsg3844
@gsg3844 3 жыл бұрын
I’m really gonna enjoy this
@garybradley912
@garybradley912 3 жыл бұрын
"It's Man, man, it's man, man, does whatever a man can" 🤣🤣🤣
@comalcoc5051
@comalcoc5051 3 жыл бұрын
0:34 peter be like : "wow, the ads was very useful"
@VirusBrothers
@VirusBrothers 3 жыл бұрын
Man didn't actually saved his aunt from the vault door, he just wanted to make a prank so he kick his aunt's chair
@Stellarheim
@Stellarheim 8 ай бұрын
With no power comes no responsibility.
@res6696
@res6696 3 жыл бұрын
is, no one gonna talk about the fact he is just basically blind now 😂
@votpavel
@votpavel 3 жыл бұрын
so its daredevil canon then ?
@marauder1085
@marauder1085 Жыл бұрын
Hang in there man-man
@Irishfatboy
@Irishfatboy 3 жыл бұрын
0:05 coulda ended like that
@SonGoku-xs6pl
@SonGoku-xs6pl 3 жыл бұрын
0:56 Uncle Ben: With great power comes great- *Peter you son of a b*tch*
@MotivatedVergil
@MotivatedVergil 3 жыл бұрын
an Alternate Universe where Peter Parker never got bitten by a Spider and never became Spider-Man.
@Avrelivs_Gold
@Avrelivs_Gold 3 жыл бұрын
aka reality
@icemanfreezezing
@icemanfreezezing Жыл бұрын
I like how he can’t see with or without glasses
@charisgavanas5539
@charisgavanas5539 3 жыл бұрын
Man is now blind yay 0:25
@SyndicateOperative
@SyndicateOperative 3 жыл бұрын
He has the superpower of blindness - even when he puts his glasses on, he still can't see.
@jayzee7538
@jayzee7538 Жыл бұрын
Why does he say hi to Mary Jane? What's hi? Can she spend it?
@AI_Paul
@AI_Paul 7 ай бұрын
With no power comes no responsibility
@rafdor5131
@rafdor5131 3 жыл бұрын
Memes aside, Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head is such a beautiful moment in the movie.
@blinded6502
@blinded6502 3 жыл бұрын
Even glasses can't help him see better Should've bought ones with lenses
@mysticonranger9598
@mysticonranger9598 3 жыл бұрын
Not me heavily relating to 0:16
@franiekk9942
@franiekk9942 3 жыл бұрын
It seemed he ran away and left aunt Mary alone because Mary Jane was performing at the opera. That's so fucking hilarious.
@WammoJammo5
@WammoJammo5 3 жыл бұрын
The best part is how it picks up right after Man.
@BullyGarfield.
@BullyGarfield. 3 жыл бұрын
The channel never fails to make quality content
@marcust478
@marcust478 7 ай бұрын
This was a prophecy for Insomniac's new POS game.
@kyojin_9526
@kyojin_9526 3 жыл бұрын
Peter: Day by day.. MJ: walks way Peter: becomes the Joker
@MathuV94
@MathuV94 5 ай бұрын
The blurred vision throughout had me in splits especially with "man maaan " 🤣🤣🤣
@derealratos6332
@derealratos6332 3 жыл бұрын
this is one of teh most hilarious things iev ever seen lmao the man song
@tiglishnobody8750
@tiglishnobody8750 2 жыл бұрын
What happened to Spider-Man 1 and 3 but Peter has no powers?
@reversalmushroom
@reversalmushroom Жыл бұрын
Why was "Spider-Man trilogy but Peter has no powers" deleted?
@HickmeisterFilms
@HickmeisterFilms 3 жыл бұрын
Finally... cinema.
@thesciencer1
@thesciencer1 3 жыл бұрын
Aunt May: Peter, don't leave me Tobey: Cya chump!
@dustingaethje1332
@dustingaethje1332 3 жыл бұрын
*Sometime Later* Tobey: MJ don't leave me! MJ: See ya chump! FLY!
@saintsocramnymaia5511
@saintsocramnymaia5511 3 жыл бұрын
Man 1 : gets killed Man 2 : gets isekai'd into his same crummy life.
@mynameisrowanandimamodel.6266
@mynameisrowanandimamodel.6266 2 жыл бұрын
Bye Aunt May say hello to Uncle Ben for me.
@thorodinson4984
@thorodinson4984 3 жыл бұрын
Waiting for *MAN 3* Man 3 is going to be amazing.
@isaiahnoll201
@isaiahnoll201 3 жыл бұрын
I thought his vision would get better with the glasses, but I love how he just couldn't see at all lol
@GauravKhatri
@GauravKhatri 2 ай бұрын
Remember with no powers comes even more responsibilty 😢💔🇳🇵✌️
@richardavelino7383
@richardavelino7383 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't ready for that ending. Nope sir not one bit.
@PHYCHOPATH
@PHYCHOPATH Жыл бұрын
With no powers comes no responsibilities, Bravo, it's Genius Maguire. ❤❤❤
@cogitatorcat2306
@cogitatorcat2306 3 жыл бұрын
Bitten by a radioactive man, Peter Parker gained the power to Mansplain.
@WinstonCodesOn
@WinstonCodesOn Жыл бұрын
oh noooo what happened to the original!
@L1v1ngD3adGirI
@L1v1ngD3adGirI 2 жыл бұрын
*Aunt may being dangled by octo on the building* Man: *takes aggressive hot dog bite*
@willdulevitz
@willdulevitz Жыл бұрын
What happened to the first one?
@philardo
@philardo Жыл бұрын
Must have gotten deleted I'm guessing cause of copyright, although videos like this usually never get deleted Maybe it's cause of that song they used, in the ending montage
@mohdhakimi3307
@mohdhakimi3307 3 жыл бұрын
"You get you spider when you fix this damn door!" -man
@cganimefan1267
@cganimefan1267 3 жыл бұрын
With average power comes average responsibility.
@Meban101
@Meban101 3 жыл бұрын
The part where he can't see even without the glasses, had me coughing up a hairball.
@ciptaantuhan9261
@ciptaantuhan9261 3 жыл бұрын
Doctor : "Your time is about less than 3 minutes" Random person : " *But I'm waiting for Man 3* "
@Ghostguy693
@Ghostguy693 Жыл бұрын
F for the Trilogy :(
@techrock_gaming0065
@techrock_gaming0065 2 жыл бұрын
I love your vids so much man
@Pundae
@Pundae 8 ай бұрын
I love how it was still blurry when it was his pov on the bike lmao
@marcsseikatsu8164
@marcsseikatsu8164 2 жыл бұрын
“Does what ever a man can”, that’s deep
@reniyato9002
@reniyato9002 3 жыл бұрын
"With no power comes no responsibility" - man's uncle Ben
@MastaChafa
@MastaChafa 3 жыл бұрын
At least he's a happy man
@nickrkr
@nickrkr 2 жыл бұрын
He runs away leaving Aunt May... That was hilarious
@TheMitchZone
@TheMitchZone 3 жыл бұрын
1:34 SHE JUST WALKED THE F*CK OFF! I'M LEGITIMATELY CRYING TEARS RIGHT NOW! Struggling to BREATHE OMFG ☠☠☠☠
@MultiFirelover
@MultiFirelover 3 жыл бұрын
"Is that what you came here to play, Man 3?"
@mqfii8992
@mqfii8992 3 жыл бұрын
Although Peter, aka Man, miraculously survived his 10 stories tall fall, he got permanent cranial trauma which made his vision worsen and have clinical delusional.
@hakimonn
@hakimonn 3 жыл бұрын
your videos are absolute gems
@Gemnist98
@Gemnist98 3 жыл бұрын
So basically, Spider-Man 2 for half the movie.
@Philips1946
@Philips1946 3 жыл бұрын
i guess peter lost the fight, now hes depressed and committed in his dream
@ritikpardeshi3175
@ritikpardeshi3175 3 жыл бұрын
Man 3: no power , no responsibility
@amazingdisgrace1684
@amazingdisgrace1684 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I thought he had it rough before. Now he's actually there for MJ and she *still* rejects him.
@H4xri
@H4xri 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out peter was in a coma from the fall accident and woke up from it and he realised he was never bit by a spider
@bosnian_wombat8927
@bosnian_wombat8927 3 жыл бұрын
"Is that what you came here to play? Man 2?"
@cheeseoman
@cheeseoman 2 жыл бұрын
What happened to Man 1 and Man 3?
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