Spies are Breaking onto Military Posts 3x a WEEK!!!!

[@AngryCops]

Get your VNSH Holster at vnsh.com/angrycops

[@jordancambridge4106]

Who raped all the geodes?

[@jordancambridge4106]

You need to change your shirt for its got your love bite marks in it from when you an Brandon had that magical weekend. Maybe wear a shirt without bite marks in it. Be a little more professional.

[@jordancambridge4106]

American martials arts always wins for we use Gun Fu. Just like Indiana Jones in the Temple.

[@jububoobaroo67]

The two Jordanians were mossad, not actually Jordanian ethnically.

[@MagiRaz]

Did you MEAN to say purchase before JANUARY third to enter to win the truck? Seems like a long time Sarge.

[@Dream0Asylum]

I once snuck on a base and stole food, clothes, money, an education, and top secret information. The bastards didn't let me go for 4 yrs.

[@johnschmalix3919]

that's amazing

[@Chonkems]

Same man, still actively doing it, hell, those canadians even think i'm part of this 'cbrn unit' thing. wacky ain't it?

[@tetedur377]

I did it on 3 bases, not including boot camp and A school. Then, years later, I did it as a DoD grabastic civilian. Except the education. That was a gatekeeper to keep me off the bases. Muahahahahaha!

[@mathgasm8484]

It was 5 for me .

[@Cock007big]

What type of information

[@celmlund]

The problem with catching Chinese on military posts is an hour later you want to catch more.

[@charlenelieding7215]

😂😂😂

[@L_mattox]

lol

[@matthewb8229]

Under rated comment!

[@ordo_draigo_assault_ham]

Sweet and Sour Suspects

[@TheRagratus]

That fine sir is the funniest thing I've seen on the interwebs this week.

[@shaneman20]

Pregnant rocks will be painted.

[@chrisquiett1776]

Oh fuck, I forgot about that shit

[@Daniel-dc4xm]

And or possibly eaten.

[@NeedsLessWedge]

And desert tortoises in the stumps 😂😂

[@timmy6890]

Or lost

[@shyman99]

TRUMP 2024!!!

[@whyuhatan]

We need to bring back the base signs that say Deadly force authorized beyond this point

[@butchs2337]

and hand extra ammo i mean a lot of extra ammo, you can never have to much

[@thomgizziz]

They need to put up those signs up 100m before the border

[@RicondaRacing]

we have those signs at the nuclear plant, even a silhouette of a dude standing with a rifle.

[@Piaphamu]

People breaking into a military bases used to get permanently stopped.

[@williamhouseholder1558]

They threaten to shoot citizens and area 51 but terrorist are escorted away. seems fishy

[@MrGchiasson]

We need to go back the "the old ways"...

[@chrisbacon7810]

6 I😊​@@MrGchiasson

[@user-nu8in3ey8c]

It probably depends what base you try to sneak into/onto. Some bases or operations I fully expect you would just go missing then....or later. Try to sneak into black site, and you might just be invited to stay.

[@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson]

A Colonel just recently shot a Chechen guy who was on his property, allegedly taking pictures of his kids. Another Chechen guy was also there. They’re claiming they are utility workers but neither had any identification, uniforms or markings to back these claims up. Definitely seems suspicious.

[@nvmedic7910]

A few years ago, a certain west Texas Army Post had a really open visitor policy. On 2 separate occasions, I called the MPs for an obvious civilian with a camera openly taking pics of little children in a crowded public area. Both times the individual scooted after they noticed they had gotten attention from onlookers. MPs took a statement from me on the first one. Turns out there had been quite a lot of that being reported. WTF are unaffiliated personnel doing on an installation after COB to begin with?

[@noneofyourbusiness43]

there's a whole rabbit hole of info with that. its for sure prep for terror or other foreign op

[@JoeZelensky]

Yep, take a good look at where the COL works at. Straight up islamic terrorism planning to the degree of targeting US personnel at their homes. I always knew it was going to happen. We go to their homes we should expect they try and go to ours.

[@mrt2this607]

@@noneofyourbusiness43 Yep, a supposed "business", but only as a front for their spying ops. Companies are called UtilitiesOne and Mould Cable I believe. So obvious with just a pages turned on their story. Until actual Leadership takes back the W.H. it's going to keep happening. Ghosts, but wearing reflective vests and hardhats to look official. Too obvious.

[@donoimdono2702]

hhhmmm.......weakest admin in recent history during an unprecedented invasion of unknown migrants coupled with intelligence reports of high likelihood of terrorist activity. and bases aren't on higher alert levels? I know the gate at gowen isn't on an upgraded alert status. sounds fishy.................................or incompetent.

[@Dermyster]

Let’s not forget the secret CCP police station in New York and the two other undisclosed locations that probably still operate.

[@Klaaism]

Or the secret illicit chemical lab in LA.

[@shady2189]

Not just New York.. I believe there’s one in California as well

[@ceciliajones7816]

Give me your sources for this info, please. I’m very interested!

[@lagartx3]

@ceciliajones7816 just google it man, I'm pretty sure you'll find plenty of articles about itb

[@Mustacheman17]

@@ceciliajones7816 just google mayne it’s well documented

[@tomstasko4089]

The Jordanians tried to drive a BOX TRUCK past the gate and claimed they were from amazon

[@tomstasko4089]

They crossed the southern border and were here illegally…. Definitely a dry run

[@sonnygunz9207]

@@tomstasko4089 the back will be full next time.

[@timmy6890]

“It was same day delivery!! I swear!!”

[@Silverized84]

probably paid by chinese or russians

[@d.o.p.echart9483]

"GLA postal service."

[@CombatArmsChannel]

CI dude here, this has been happening A LOT. Mostly under the guise of a lost tourist and such. Glad it's getting plenty of attention now 👌

[@aeronothis5420]

wild that we don't take lessons learned from places like Okinawa where the "lost tourist or student" crap gets pulled all the time.

[@chiefsilverstacker1176]

@@aeronothis5420 they take pictures in Okinawa anyways from off base

[@Stinger913]

I mean there was that one time Bohemia Interactive employees got arrested for photographing Greek military installations on Limnos for their game. Not sensitive stuff but I imagine photographing building shapes to make it realistic in their game. We all know BI makes very realistic games in the ArmA series.

[@nathanielmacelroy1988]

Real smart policies please see details before entering any base. Like Mps used have that covered

[@nathanielmacelroy1988]

City wok 🤣

[@lymanfaith1183]

I worked for an unnamed defense contractor for a few years after retirement from the Air Force. Every graduation we were flooded with applications from graduating Chinese foreign national students. At first, I thought they were uninformed about what we actually did and the fact that the positions required a security clearance and U.S. citizenship. Hence, they would never get hired. Later, it dawned on me that they did not want a job, just access to the base.

[@jasonward1899]

Had a somewhat similar experience, not just Chinese though

[@vipe650r]

E-8: Cpl! What the hell happened?! E-4: 1Sgt! A foreign national attempted to break into the base and we were forced to intervene! E-8: I want to speak to him immediately. Where is he now?! E-4: Right over there, 1Sgt... and over there... and a little over there... E-8: ... E-4: ...

[@randomscribblings7192]

Carry on

[@andyprairiedog]

E-8: Well done. You deserve to not Pick Up Brass.

[@tearstoneactual9773]

"We're still policing them up... with shovels. And a mop and bucket, 1Sgt."

[@sean.durham999]

All you're base are belong to us!

[@JFKeNn3dy]

I probably laughed harder than I should have at that.

[@Username18981]

That holster holds enough ammo for 2 acorns falling on a truck roof...

[@RowdyRedneck94]

Brooooooo. This needs to be the highlighted comment.

[@danee0123]

🤣

[@Tankeryanker339]

Lol

[@dahorseman2654]

Just for the “is this reality?” Officer acorn immediately resigned, and failed up to become the OFFICER IN CHARGE of PROFESSIONAL STANDARDS for Customs, and Border Protection. Wish I was kidding, and wish it wasn’t so accepted that dude just put it on his LinkedIn.

[@abreada]

Ha

[@charlesshelton7989]

Ex Air Force Security Forces here. We've had people on ICE watchlists roll up to the gate. I personally had to draw down on a Pakistani family that just so happened not to notice the armed guard at the gate.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I do armed G security 🚔 since 2000, FDACS.gov . In 2023 had a 1A auditor incident. FEMA SBA location. CoDB.us . 5 1A audit 🤡 . 1 of them: George D Metz a felon lied about his FEMA applicant status. Lied to police. On their bodycam 📹 . Metz tried to access a Alabama USCG base too. PS- 2024 Metz along with Joshua J Gray are on US court, DoJ charges. Case is pending 🏛 .

[@DeeGoner]

Ex paratrooper here. The army snuck us in on the regular only for the air force cats to toss us from the planes. I think it was called "airborne operations."

[@wxwxsrg]

​@DeeGoner, well, take a bath next time, and we wouldn't need to throw you out!

[@StudleyDuderight]

@@DeeGoner I thought it was called 'birds taking a shit.'

[@MonkeyJedi99]

This reinforces my question. The "Two or three times a week." Does that count every time someone is stopped and/or turned away at the gate, or is it ONLY actual entry?

[@reloads223]

In 2023, 37,440 Chinese citizens were encountered by authorities at the southwest U.S. border - 54 times more than the 689 in 2021.

[@HNreport]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5zOfXx8hrx6asksi=YwjuesMj3KuvuhRy pretty insightful documentary on their motivations

[@SenorGato237]

"That's a 6000% spike from the 450 in 2021." Nope, no southern border invasion.

[@mathiashertz5078]

I would like to see the numbers from 2019. Travel in 2021 was..... disrupted.

[@pheonixblue01]

And it’s just now June.

[@jasonward1899]

I know for a fact that the military base I served out of when not deployed was not secure enough to keep out what was once considered “the normal influx of foreign nationals”. Now with this huge influx what looks like at least two foreign armies,and just about every terrorist group from all over the world, I am legitimately worried that no one has seen where this is going to leaad. It’s quite obvious and I’m sure I’m not the only one thinking it on here. If our military bases are not secure, think about installations, and American people are when it comes to attacks by these invaders with stated bad intentions.

[@jasonward1899]

*correction; How open are non military guarded facilities and the American people to attacks? It seems that a lot of intel has already BEEN obtained, so some are still in planning. But we should all know that a vast amount of intel has already been gathered. I feel that we are domestically more open to attack than we have ever been at any other time in our nations history..

[@SenorGato237]

@@jasonward1899 Sounds like you were on meth mountain in AZ?

[@jamescampbell4334]

Karen: "Im going in, and you CAN'T stop me" MP: Challenge Accepted! 😂😂😂

[@Arch-e2v]

mag dumps the window

[@DavidKing-wc3yd]

Karen: Achievement Unlocked- Went Full Retard at least once during campaign. 😜

[@Manco65]

Yep. Just go to the old NPS standards for the entire base.

[@cnlbenmc]

Ahh Yes MPs; the Karen's Kryptonite...

[@johnshaw4137]

MP " I've been waiting for this moment my whole life"

[@309freddie]

If you bury the ones you catch, they can't tell the others how they got in...

[@dandyandy642]

But the ones who sent them there will.

[@309freddie]

@@dandyandy642 Good point... We might have to fire up some wetwork teams, in order to tidy up the loose ends.🤔

[@jackburton5483]

Pvt Potato losing his temper is the funniest fking thing 🤣🤣

[@Cowboycomando54]

You could say he was steamed.

[@mhsandifer]

Boiling for a mash

[@bsm327]

I love how you guys go with other guys running jokes with the Potato name tag. I am sure niko approved.🥔

[@lasagnasux4934]

A beautifully violent monolog, delivered in the best possible voice. Also, space force needs to start saying "into the skyyyyyyy" at every possible moment. It should be regulation greeting. Every conference or hr meeting should start with a "welcome to ____, airmen (?). Into the skyyyyyy!"

[@FishFind3000]

@@Cowboycomando54he was boiling!

[@kuntrryboy7078]

It would blow the general publics mind at how easy it really is to get on US Military post

[@5777Whatup]

I see that fence i can softly hop and walk to wherever…. But it is stupidly assumed if you cross you’ll get shot up or some shit.

[@kuntrryboy7078]

@chacdogful Just go through the front gate like you're supposed to do. 99% of the time, all you gotta do is act like you belong where you wanna go, and no one says anything. I got lost one time in an office building and ended up in a room that doesn't technically exist (wink wink). I seen I was in the wrong one, looked at some papers in my hand and walked out. Not a soul said a word to me

[@5777Whatup]

@@kuntrryboy7078 ye.

[@chazzreinhold5008]

We had DBIDs to scan every ID where I was stationed. Came into practice in 2012. Slowed down base traffic lol

[@mimicnutria18]

We had a Chinese spy in our unit and we used to say before he was caught "oh thats gong our Chinese spy" imagine our faces when we found out

[@jxw457]

Can't help but think this is all going according to someone's plan.

[@johnbrennan9584]

Agreed.

[@OutlawCaliber13]

I think some politicians, a lot on the left, sold America out for a buck, and some power. China wants to be the next superpower, and the US has some struggles going on.

[@ceciliajones7816]

Yeah, China’s plan. Check out how China is buying farmland and food processing plants here

[@budguy21]

Bidens plan

[@lclfav2]

Definitely

[@ProbablyTooLoud]

“The count of right the f*** now”. Yes!

[@BobbyxZx]

wait a foreign national, on us soil, trying to run a gate? that's open season back in my day.

[@mrskunk4732]

This is what I'm thinking. FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@tiagodecastro2929]

FAFO. Trying to break into a military base should be an automatic qualifier for a Darwin Award, you don't mess around with national security

[@pro_154]

​@@tiagodecastro2929but that's exactly what's happening and nobody's doing anything about it as a matter of fact its being hidden. When I know that Americans wouldn't fight for each other, I saw critical vulnerability in our culture, funny how trying to lure people to this got me more ire than anything

[@dickstryker]

@@pro_154 or maybe it's already game time and we're playing it close to the chest?

[@alexisrivera200xable]

@@pro_154 Pretty sure you don't get beyond a certain point after running the gate before they are cleared to fire on your vehicle no questions asked. There is ZERO chance they get on post the proceed to grab any useful intel beyond how does ball ammo from an M4 tastes.

[@yo388]

Potato secretly being an incredibly violent person is my favorite character development 😂

[@whiteangel1111]

*gets some popcorn, watches the show*

[@spacecase7717]

It takes an act of Congress for me to get on base to see my son and I am as American as it gets, I can imagine how much success they are having.

[@Calaban619]

LOL- can only imagine hearing over the neighboring base PA system "BASE BRAWL!! BASE BRAWL! TANGOS INSIDE THE WIRE! BLDG17!", followed by Doom boss music, and the low rumble of a 40k ork "waaaaagh" with thousands of pounding feet echoing between the buildings.

[@cocolahoff4292]

Now dats a propa krumpin. To WAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@gathrantakg.3002]

The opening video of the man breaking the glass is near and dear to my heart. He was my Drill instructor, and it happened at my home states base. Long live the Sgt!

[@handimanjay6642]

FAFO! The news should be “Intruders trespassed on a military base. They were found and disappeared will in custody. That is all.”

[@mistyl7418]

They were found and composted Go green Earth 🌎

[@nvmedic7910]

“Released on own recognizance” from custody 😉 Gotta make sure they are documented as no longer on your books before they disappear. 🫠

[@jamesjones4607]

Intruders trespassed on a us military base, and somehow became fertilizer

[@michaelcombs24]

What ever happened to "Restricted Area; Deadly Force Authorized"??? The military has become pussified.

[@mikewar5078]

We had a number of Arab and Chinese people try and break onto base when I was Security Forces. They are ALWAYS testing security.

[@joshneubrand4048]

Boy! It's almost like there's a particularly high incentive for foreign nationals to come into the country, and it's ALMOST like there aren't any backround checks or any sort of security measure being taken against those coming in! I couldn't POSSIBLY imagine why this would be happening!! I'm FLABBERGASTED as to why this's an issue!

[@joshneubrand4048]

I must also say, even though this's clearly an issue that must be rectified, TO ALL ENEMIES OF OUR NATION OUT THERE: What you're seeing right now is us making fun of the fact that you're here. Yes it's a problem. Yes it must (and will) be resolved. Understand, you're at our gates and we still pointing and laughing. Do not cross that line. You'll be sorry.

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Shhh! Go back to sleep 😴.

[@robertmorris8997]

I was out yesterday taking my Dad's boat to the canvas shop. Trailer came off the truck so I was stopped in front of a 7-11 putting it back on. I was checking everything over when this guy comes up and offers to help. Says he was an Army Vet, and he saw my Marines shirt so he "had to check up on the Marines". So I thanked him and we parted ways. I wanted to say SO BAD, "Typical for the Army to show up after the job is done and offer to help." I just didn't want to seem ungrateful. I really did appreciate him stopping by. Good guys all over the place.

[@dianebrady6784]

We would help you jarheads sooner but you just act like entitled karens so we look after our own first. You marines are no more valuable than sailors , grunts or fly boys

[@humansvd3269]

Good call. It would have been very unwarranted.

[@kinocorner976]

“Army shows up late.” Don’t think the Marines minded that when the 77th Infantry Division showed up and whipped some ass in the Second World War.

[@longshotfilms1]

Damn, you know you screwed up when even private potato starts threatening you.

[@Marinealver]

Did he? Looks to me he got away with a photo.

[@johnthew5798]

The Chinese guy that was getting his mugshot with the little iny black line over his eyes killed me!!!

[@johnthew5798]

Tiny line.. my bad

[@chazzreinhold5008]

Everybody knows MPs are too scared to hit the bollards button when someone runs the gate because command will hand their actual asses to them

[@charlesshelton7989]

We had our air force base barriers get popped on some full bird colonel wife. Base commander never let us live it down

[@aivanther]

Wow, seeing potato get assertive was NOT on my bingo card.

[@celestwarrior]

A country without a boarder isn't a country. I always wondered how they figure out how many people cross the boarder illegally.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

ICE stands there and counts everyone who passes by them.

[@LeonSteelpaw]

cartels.... smugglers, just 'yolo'ing it, illegal flights paid by the government for a even more illegal program where they are fast-tracked in... and thats just the ones I know about

[@grumpyold-man8302]

See that's the best part , they don't.....😅

[@VeemaMusic]

You know shit is serious when Private Potato starts talking sense.

[@yoyokid6661]

Potato for the win lol

[@stevenn8147]

I spent 2.5 years at Ft. Lewis. That place is EASY to sneak into. It's all so overgrown! 😢

[@kevinm.328]

What bothers me most is that this is no laughing matter. 30 million invaders are here, and it ain't all people looking for work. Our traitors or leaders have allowed this. It's past due that desperate actions should be taken.

[@juanleal8418]

Im down

[@Dead_Again1313]

You're absolutely right about traitor leaders. This is sabotage.

[@redwings19798]

Agreed, but they are not "leaders". They are our "elected representatives" and they need to be reminded of that!

[@kiplingtturner]

seems that way like pulling out with Afghanistan and leaving all the weapons like they’re trying to start World War III which is insane plum insane George Washington would not be happy

[@mordsythe]

Relax dude. 30 million “invaders” Take off the tinfoil hat and take a few deep breaths. Maybe speak to a shrink…. For the safety of all of us.

[@rfirtfan2809]

I really appreciate how AC is using his platform to let us know about these issues

[@HeliRy]

7:07 Love how they used a strip all of 3 pixels wide to cover his eyes 😂

[@tyrusmfrechs7025]

Hahaha

[@dyslexicbatnam1350]

lmfaoo I can't

[@milkbowl557]

Omg I didn't even notice

[@stemcellphone]

Why cover his eyes at all? Threats should be known.

[@AngryCops]

😂

[@ivanmorello868]

You forgot the random mexican national jumping the fence into an air force base to get away from border patrol

[@lclfav2]

Or the Mexicans that run across the rifle range in Yuma.

[@humansvd3269]

Or the three illegals that got killed slamming 90 mph into the crash barrier at Robin's AFB. They blew the gate and the SF guy hit the button really quick. He got an award but had to get PTSD counseling.

[@rncm86]

Pull up to the gate and refuse to ID......did they say they were traveling not driving?

[@karere1s]

I love that the black bar on the one guy was narrower than usual 🤣

[@GrumpyMann]

If I heard "base brawl" on loudspeaker during the working day, my Korean instinct would tell me to seek to nearest roof.

[@S.rosalie.lopez1]

LMFAOOOO

[@xerotonin6776]

Rooftop.. Rooftop...ROOFTOP!!! ROOFTOP KOREANS!!!! HOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I hear the thundercats theme every time somebody mentions rooftop koreans

[@charlesshelton7989]

You'll have a Daewoo rifle I assume

[@ultradeath666]

SO I STARTED BLASTING

[@Malthanos]

You slap the base brawl button and give a last known location, theres going to be a literal stampede of feral humans.

[@nvmedic7910]

😂you say that like it’s a bad thing 😆

[@Malthanos]

@@nvmedic7910 It's just a fact 😆

[@charlesshelton7989]

Start playing limp bizkit or five finger death punch

[@ebadabing6371]

They've been doing this to all the nuclear plants around NY since 2005. I was at Indian Point in Buchanan, NY and Ginna in Ontario, NY with the NYARNG and had 3 incidents that I personally had happen while I was on shift.

I don't know why the thinness of that black bar across the Chinese dudes eyes just had me rolling

[@risendudelm]

An angry and threatening private potato is the stuff of nightmares.

[@longshot398]

And this is why Capt. Richard Marcinko was asked to form Red Cell. After relinquishing command of SEAL Team Six to CDR Robert Gormly, Marcinko was tasked by Vice Admiral James "Ace" Lyons, Deputy Chief of Naval Operations, with the design of a unit to test the Navy's vulnerability to terrorism. This unit was the Naval Security Coordination Team OP-06D, unofficially named Red Cell.

[@alexshinra6722]

Like dead cell.

[@abc-coleaks-info3180]

The DOE has a similar unit comprised of former military (a lot of them were SF) that they use to test the security of our national labs. Unfortunately, they almost always won. That was a while back though. I don’t know if they still get in.

[@50megatondiplomat28]

Nobody can simulate an invasion by (checks weekly estimate) 23 million unvetted foreigners.

[@alexshinra6722]

@@50megatondiplomat28 what is that got to do with the creation of a counter unit made to test location security?.

[@50megatondiplomat28]

@@alexshinra6722Because the situation in the country is so out of hand that units like that can no longer simulate possible base incursions. Which is what the video is about that you are commenting on.

[@rowanweaver3241]

you're forgetting the 3rd option, the rock may also end up in a marine head because they were fighting over promotions

[@dustyking8851]

Honestly I am surprised he didn't say they would have been eaten.

[@TheMeanmarine13]

​@@dustyking8851 We only eat crayons and barracks bunnies bro, we're not animals LOL

[@SiriusG]

@@TheMeanmarine13 raaaa

[@TheMaleRei]

Option 4. The rock is simply GONE. And no one knows what happened ...

[@satsunada]

@@TheMaleRei And then you get a pocket full of pebbles later demanding child support

[@BlackberryTheMCPro]

Laughlin AFB has been breeched twice in 8 days lol. One dude made it past the barrier and drove around base being chased for a bit

[@sarge852]

Seeing Pvt Potato break out the badass only to cry after being called a name called was something I didn't know I needed to see

[@TekedixXx]

When I was in a college photo class one of the moms taking the class was taking pictures of some road crews that were working on the road/installing a speeding camera. The backdrop of this work she was photographing for school was an entrance to an army base. You better believe she was swarmed by MPs who forced her to delete the photos. Doesn't matter that she was 300 feet away, across a divided highway, they meant business. The school property literally goes right up to the first perimeter fence of the base and you can take pictures of plenty of the buildings and roads from inside the parking garage at the school, it's like they are asking to get penetrated by foreign nationals. IIRC one of my classmates who was local discovered there was a massive hole in their perimeter when his dog took him down a path he never saw before and ended up a quarter mile deep into the base with a dozen soldiers looking down their rifles at him and his dog. No fence, no gate, no signs, and the soldiers were as confused as the guy.

[@extraintelligence]

Oh man, Pvt. Potato spitting fire is amazing. He's growing up so quickly. Am I to assume that was his warcry at the end before he makes good on his threat?

[@AdamNDJ]

All I could think was, in HLC; "The Grate ChyNah don't need shpy, Have greatess Armee evah"...

[@WillMauz]

Lmfao... my wife's judging assed face when I corrected you on Kung Lao and I felt the"nerd" judgemental

[@pepijnschmidt3050]

The excellence I've come to expect.

[@thehedgeknightnc3681]

Your analogy of any US Marine is spot on.

[@oscarcoreocontreras4127]

Close the boarders and need massive vetting.

[@halokylene8407]

And massive deportation

[@jthunderbass1]

Send them to Palestine with a rainbow flag.

[@Endymion.]

Yeah. Send those puerto rican back… oh, wait…

[@slickydicky]

​@@halokylene8407 *genocide

[@halokylene8407]

@@slickydicky whatever floats your boat but it’s time we started protecting our own

[@cloudstrife6435]

Marines paying child support to rocks would be the icing on the foreign policy cake.

[@dianebrady6784]

Stop giving the democrats new ideas for taking MORE of our money.

[@codyprice4592]

Marines PURPOSELY impregnating rock to get BAH

[@GrumpyGenXGramps]

And we always put the screw ups on Guard Detail! I think we better rethink that!

[@charlesshelton7989]

We had one kid (USAF SP) inadvertently wave a panel van through with some Russian dude and a prostitute. We typically had e4 and below at the gates but we were required to have a staff Sergeant at all the gates. One night we had three staff Sergeants working our main gate after I got back from Afghanistan

[@brinley45cal]

Why are they letting the navy get on the news to say ANYTHING! Have they not seen all there screwed up ads?

[@Indylimburg]

Guardian Potato morphing into a NY gangster had me rolling! 😂🤣

[@Leereynolds1971]

Base security is a joke and has been for 50 plus years. Fort Carson is horrible I know.

[@mr.nobody---]

As a military brat growing up on a base we breeched the base in our summers allmost daily........ Getting on base isn't the problem.... actually doing anything.....anything out of the daily droll of a base... Would b seen and caught pretty quickly.

[@Beetlejuice67668]

I use to sneak in and out by the tank trails next to the freeway or highway whatever it is when they would lock Carson down due to snow

[@lymanfaith1183]

My military dependent wife and son were attempting to enter Fort Cartoon for medical treatment after he accidently gashed his hand with a knife. "Sorry, we can't allow you access to the post without a visitor pass." (My wife and son had a valid dependent IDs). As she sat there the Papa John's deliver guy was waived through the gate without stopping.

[@thepicklecaptin]

Duh Open Boarders? Apparently, it's what our elected officials want. Sad. Huge fan.

[@drwilkins7909]

You're awesome dude!

[@mynameisladder3481]

And yet we have free open to public airshows on military installations

[@SeanA099]

You should look at all the crazy stuff that happens at Laughlin AFB, TX because of how close it is to the border

[@pootmahgoots8482]

"Settle down, Corporal." 😂

[@jamesfrancisaloysiuspercev925]

Encourage US service members to understand the US Constitution/Bill of Rights so they know what lawful orders are, if they don’t already know. Any LEOs as well. 🇺🇸

[@CplVeers]

good grief. Your description of the rock at like 12 mins made me remember the hole that was in one of the towers on our COP in Afghanistan. I never used it but it was pretty crusty in the time before we had to have 2 people on guard in every tower. For a completely different reason.

[@amethyst1241]

Why isn't anybody talking about this? I came across this video by accident and this is my first time hearing this.

[@bigfutus]

Ah the good ole "i am looking for nuclear wessels"

[@joshuaselvig6832]

*nucrear resselrz

[@nvmedic7910]

Whales… riiiiiight

[@jsquared1013]

That scene cracked me up 😂

[@brentkeller3826]

Picatinny Arsenal used to have entries in the police blotter back in the 90's. Bunch of box trucks every week trying to get on post to do "tree service" most often. Someone stole an AC unit and nobody noticed for a week or two.

[@Kevin-iv3lv]

This is unnerving. Aaaannd what are we doing to stop it? Are we worried about feelings again? Please stop this obvious Titanic.

[@dra6o0n]

They get put on the NSA's list.

[@CubeInspector]

​@@dra6o0n jokes on you. I'm already on the NSAs list

[@bull614]

​@dra6o0n yeah, and they are too busy watching us

[@verakoo6187]

​@@bull614 the NSA only intercepts messages that are sent out of country by US citizens. They don't care about in country comms. That's the FBI's job lol

[@MrAcorn911]

Base brawl? Where do I reenlist!? 😂😂

[@travisfamadventures9044]

In his books Rogue Warrior and Red Cell, Dick Marcinko gave both, detailed instructions how to sneak onto military bases and not get caught, and the repercussions of allowing the enemy to sneak onto military and not catching them.

[@jeffwobrak5205]

Driving through a checkpoint on a military post? It's almost like they're doing dry runs for when they acquire some materials that go boom. Anybody out there seen this movie before? I wonder how many of those got-aways are taking flying lessons but skip landing classes.

[@justarandomname420]

Never forget WTC7

[@jeffwobrak5205]

@@justarandomname420 that falls under the "never let a crisis go to waste" file.

[@GiarcraiGO]

​@@jeffwobrak5205 Americans destabilise the middle east for their small hat masters and flooded europe with muslims. Now they get a taste of their own medicine at the southern border.

[@riverlady982]

Yeah, my guess is they're working on a plan B because their Wuawei 'electric self driving cars' got blocked from our market. Few things crash and burn or just spontaneously combust as well as a Chinese made electric car. If you haven't seen the footage from behind the Great Chinese Firewall you don't know what you're missing! Actually though I think plan B is already in the works and that is their building plants in Mexico to manufacture the cars and then import them over our Southern Border. They should be working on Plan C though since so many of those spontaneously combust just riding trailers on the way to be delivered, particularly when it's hot out or raining.

[@ravanalti3740]

7:07 they did that man dirty with the smallest censor bar of all time 😂😂

[@aflacduck2]

An American and Chinese are at a bar. The American tells the Chinese that in USA we have the right to insult our president. The Chinese man laughs and says, "We have the right to make fun of your president too!"

[@heikkiremes5661]

Old Soviet joke revised. A classic.

[@aflacduck2]

@@heikkiremes5661 Oh, didn't know. I heard it a couple years ago and just love it. Got any other commie jokes?

[@thermobollocks]

Classic Reagan joke.

[@r1marine670]

I saw the many many flavors of candy and got excited!!!!! Yes Men's Dept!

[@JTNormanMusic]

Sgt. WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH????? What is YOUR Red Line??

[@philmcglen6194]

"Potential future marine goo". Nikko Ortiz has entered the chat 😂😂

[@mnandeazy34]

"BIIIIIIIIIIII-!!!!!"

[@MailmanJustin]

Private potato challenging the Russian was one of your best skits ever. So accurate.

[@jsquared1013]

He was wearing a middle eastern keffiyah around his neck... the "cyka" at the end though 😂 I guess that's how he referenced Chechens.

[@MailmanJustin]

@@jsquared1013 potato potato 🤣

[@cypresscustoms]

Private Potato, the hero we never expected but the hero we all needed.

[@jordanmclain8709]

That “men’s department” killed me I literally said it as he went full tism and smacked me back to reality

[@thesleepyweasel3775]

9:55 Glad to see Private Potato laying down the law.

[@andyb4236]

Private Potato really manned up there. The Army must be whipping him into shape.

[@BIGM-gg9ln]

NOT the army, SPACE FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! INTO THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FM-ig3th]

27,000..by using Cold War metrics for Army TOE...that's about two divisons and a brigade element.

[@lesgobrandon9826]

How much do you want to bet that the 27,000 is almost exclusively military aged men?

[@williamfoote1609]

Those are also just the ones we know about. How many do we not know about?

[@Gonroamin]

Finally, the dark side of Private Potato starts to show itself...

[@MegaKracka]

I had the pleasure of working with USAF SF, I got to play Op4. Running the gate was a weekly test. The first time was great, this base didn't have a barrier system at the time, they asked for my ID, I asked them some questions and if they had a map of the base to get to a specific location, they turned around to get the map, I took off and drove around on base for10min while they tried to catch me. Once they call a gate runner over the radio someone did the exercise briefing so at that point they knew it wasn't real.

[@jrs10344]

It's getting worse, and we have to defend ourselves

[@tnwhiskey68]

Let's keep our eyes open boys and girls!

[@seanvance6010]

Is it just me or did I bust up laughing when they showed the picture of the Chinese national that was arrested and he had a very thin line over his eyes I’m dead😂

[@Mike-oi3pg]

We are just going to act like they have to pay for a bigger bar…… no way it was not on purpose

[@Jay-ln1co]

"How are we finding out about this now?" Because the government needs more military funding.

[@irritatingtruth9121]

Too bad they sucked us dry for others boarders. It’s an election year, Mr B cannot tax / take more. He needs to be re-elected again. THEN they can take whatever. Think it’s bad now? Wait till he has four more years.

[@elsuperpollo2273]

I knew eventually this was going to come into the open, they even did this to general atomics including around plant 42 in Palmdale "the old McDowell Douglas plant C.A.G./75th MH-6 lil birds", and victorville comfornia 11 years ago back. When I reported it, DOD and the private security "pinkerton government services" agency I worked for it ignored it