You need to change your shirt for its got your love bite marks in it from when you an Brandon had that magical weekend. Maybe wear a shirt without bite marks in it. Be a little more professional.
@jordancambridge41065 ай бұрын
American martials arts always wins for we use Gun Fu. Just like Indiana Jones in the Temple.
@jububoobaroo675 ай бұрын
The two Jordanians were mossad, not actually Jordanian ethnically.
@MagiRaz5 ай бұрын
Did you MEAN to say purchase before JANUARY third to enter to win the truck? Seems like a long time Sarge.
@Dream0Asylum5 ай бұрын
I once snuck on a base and stole food, clothes, money, an education, and top secret information. The bastards didn't let me go for 4 yrs.
@johnschmalix39194 ай бұрын
that's amazing
@Chonkems4 ай бұрын
Same man, still actively doing it, hell, those canadians even think i'm part of this 'cbrn unit' thing. wacky ain't it?
@tetedur3774 ай бұрын
I did it on 3 bases, not including boot camp and A school. Then, years later, I did it as a DoD grabastic civilian. Except the education. That was a gatekeeper to keep me off the bases. Muahahahahaha!
@mathgasm84844 ай бұрын
It was 5 for me .
@Cock007big4 ай бұрын
What type of information
@celmlund5 ай бұрын
The problem with catching Chinese on military posts is an hour later you want to catch more.
@charlenelieding72155 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@L_mattox5 ай бұрын
lol
@matthewb82295 ай бұрын
Under rated comment!
@ordo_draigo_assault_ham5 ай бұрын
Sweet and Sour Suspects
@TheRagratus5 ай бұрын
That fine sir is the funniest thing I've seen on the interwebs this week.
@shaneman205 ай бұрын
Pregnant rocks will be painted.
@chrisquiett17765 ай бұрын
Oh fuck, I forgot about that shit
@Daniel-dc4xm5 ай бұрын
And or possibly eaten.
@NeedsLessWedge5 ай бұрын
And desert tortoises in the stumps 😂😂
@timmy68905 ай бұрын
Or lost
@shyman995 ай бұрын
TRUMP 2024!!!
@whyuhatan4 ай бұрын
We need to bring back the base signs that say Deadly force authorized beyond this point
@butchs23374 ай бұрын
and hand extra ammo i mean a lot of extra ammo, you can never have to much
@thomgizziz4 ай бұрын
They need to put up those signs up 100m before the border
@RicondaRacing3 ай бұрын
we have those signs at the nuclear plant, even a silhouette of a dude standing with a rifle.
@Piaphamu5 ай бұрын
People breaking into a military bases used to get permanently stopped.
@williamhouseholder15584 ай бұрын
They threaten to shoot citizens and area 51 but terrorist are escorted away. seems fishy
@MrGchiasson4 ай бұрын
We need to go back the "the old ways"...
@chrisbacon78104 ай бұрын
6 I😊@@MrGchiasson
@user-nu8in3ey8c3 ай бұрын
It probably depends what base you try to sneak into/onto. Some bases or operations I fully expect you would just go missing then....or later. Try to sneak into black site, and you might just be invited to stay.
@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson5 ай бұрын
A Colonel just recently shot a Chechen guy who was on his property, allegedly taking pictures of his kids. Another Chechen guy was also there. They’re claiming they are utility workers but neither had any identification, uniforms or markings to back these claims up. Definitely seems suspicious.
@nvmedic79105 ай бұрын
A few years ago, a certain west Texas Army Post had a really open visitor policy. On 2 separate occasions, I called the MPs for an obvious civilian with a camera openly taking pics of little children in a crowded public area. Both times the individual scooted after they noticed they had gotten attention from onlookers. MPs took a statement from me on the first one. Turns out there had been quite a lot of that being reported. WTF are unaffiliated personnel doing on an installation after COB to begin with?
@noneofyourbusiness434 ай бұрын
there's a whole rabbit hole of info with that. its for sure prep for terror or other foreign op
@JoeZelensky4 ай бұрын
Yep, take a good look at where the COL works at. Straight up islamic terrorism planning to the degree of targeting US personnel at their homes. I always knew it was going to happen. We go to their homes we should expect they try and go to ours.
@mrt2this6074 ай бұрын
@@noneofyourbusiness43 Yep, a supposed "business", but only as a front for their spying ops. Companies are called UtilitiesOne and Mould Cable I believe. So obvious with just a pages turned on their story. Until actual Leadership takes back the W.H. it's going to keep happening. Ghosts, but wearing reflective vests and hardhats to look official. Too obvious.
@donoimdono27024 ай бұрын
hhhmmm.......weakest admin in recent history during an unprecedented invasion of unknown migrants coupled with intelligence reports of high likelihood of terrorist activity. and bases aren't on higher alert levels? I know the gate at gowen isn't on an upgraded alert status. sounds fishy.................................or incompetent.
@Dermyster5 ай бұрын
Let’s not forget the secret CCP police station in New York and the two other undisclosed locations that probably still operate.
@Klaaism5 ай бұрын
Or the secret illicit chemical lab in LA.
@shady21895 ай бұрын
Not just New York.. I believe there’s one in California as well
@ceciliajones78165 ай бұрын
Give me your sources for this info, please. I’m very interested!
@lagartx35 ай бұрын
@ceciliajones7816 just google it man, I'm pretty sure you'll find plenty of articles about itb
@Mustacheman175 ай бұрын
@@ceciliajones7816 just google mayne it’s well documented
@tomstasko40895 ай бұрын
The Jordanians tried to drive a BOX TRUCK past the gate and claimed they were from amazon
@tomstasko40895 ай бұрын
They crossed the southern border and were here illegally…. Definitely a dry run
@sonnygunz92075 ай бұрын
@@tomstasko4089 the back will be full next time.
@timmy68905 ай бұрын
“It was same day delivery!! I swear!!”
@Silverized845 ай бұрын
probably paid by chinese or russians
@d.o.p.echart94835 ай бұрын
"GLA postal service."
@CombatArmsChannel4 ай бұрын
CI dude here, this has been happening A LOT. Mostly under the guise of a lost tourist and such. Glad it's getting plenty of attention now 👌
@aeronothis54204 ай бұрын
wild that we don't take lessons learned from places like Okinawa where the "lost tourist or student" crap gets pulled all the time.
@chiefsilverstacker11764 ай бұрын
@@aeronothis5420 they take pictures in Okinawa anyways from off base
@Stinger9134 ай бұрын
I mean there was that one time Bohemia Interactive employees got arrested for photographing Greek military installations on Limnos for their game. Not sensitive stuff but I imagine photographing building shapes to make it realistic in their game. We all know BI makes very realistic games in the ArmA series.
@nathanielmacelroy19884 ай бұрын
Real smart policies please see details before entering any base. Like Mps used have that covered
@nathanielmacelroy19884 ай бұрын
City wok 🤣
@lymanfaith11834 ай бұрын
I worked for an unnamed defense contractor for a few years after retirement from the Air Force. Every graduation we were flooded with applications from graduating Chinese foreign national students. At first, I thought they were uninformed about what we actually did and the fact that the positions required a security clearance and U.S. citizenship. Hence, they would never get hired. Later, it dawned on me that they did not want a job, just access to the base.
@jasonward18994 ай бұрын
Had a somewhat similar experience, not just Chinese though
@vipe650r5 ай бұрын
E-8: Cpl! What the hell happened?! E-4: 1Sgt! A foreign national attempted to break into the base and we were forced to intervene! E-8: I want to speak to him immediately. Where is he now?! E-4: Right over there, 1Sgt... and over there... and a little over there... E-8: ... E-4: ...
@randomscribblings71925 ай бұрын
Carry on
@andyprairiedog5 ай бұрын
E-8: Well done. You deserve to not Pick Up Brass.
@tearstoneactual97735 ай бұрын
"We're still policing them up... with shovels. And a mop and bucket, 1Sgt."
@sean.durham9995 ай бұрын
All you're base are belong to us!
@JFKeNn3dy5 ай бұрын
I probably laughed harder than I should have at that.
@Username189815 ай бұрын
That holster holds enough ammo for 2 acorns falling on a truck roof...
@RowdyRedneck945 ай бұрын
Brooooooo. This needs to be the highlighted comment.
@danee01235 ай бұрын
🤣
@Tankeryanker3395 ай бұрын
Lol
@dahorseman26545 ай бұрын
Just for the “is this reality?” Officer acorn immediately resigned, and failed up to become the OFFICER IN CHARGE of PROFESSIONAL STANDARDS for Customs, and Border Protection. Wish I was kidding, and wish it wasn’t so accepted that dude just put it on his LinkedIn.
@abreada5 ай бұрын
Ha
@charlesshelton79895 ай бұрын
Ex Air Force Security Forces here. We've had people on ICE watchlists roll up to the gate. I personally had to draw down on a Pakistani family that just so happened not to notice the armed guard at the gate.
@DavidLLambertmobile5 ай бұрын
I do armed G security 🚔 since 2000, FDACS.gov . In 2023 had a 1A auditor incident. FEMA SBA location. CoDB.us . 5 1A audit 🤡 . 1 of them: George D Metz a felon lied about his FEMA applicant status. Lied to police. On their bodycam 📹 . Metz tried to access a Alabama USCG base too. PS- 2024 Metz along with Joshua J Gray are on US court, DoJ charges. Case is pending 🏛 .
@DeeGoner5 ай бұрын
Ex paratrooper here. The army snuck us in on the regular only for the air force cats to toss us from the planes. I think it was called "airborne operations."
@wxwxsrg5 ай бұрын
@DeeGoner, well, take a bath next time, and we wouldn't need to throw you out!
@StudleyDuderight5 ай бұрын
@@DeeGoner I thought it was called 'birds taking a shit.'
@MonkeyJedi995 ай бұрын
This reinforces my question. The "Two or three times a week." Does that count every time someone is stopped and/or turned away at the gate, or is it ONLY actual entry?
@reloads2234 ай бұрын
In 2023, 37,440 Chinese citizens were encountered by authorities at the southwest U.S. border - 54 times more than the 689 in 2021.
@HNreport3 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5zOfXx8hrx6asksi=YwjuesMj3KuvuhRy pretty insightful documentary on their motivations
@SenorGato2375 ай бұрын
"That's a 6000% spike from the 450 in 2021." Nope, no southern border invasion.
@mathiashertz50784 ай бұрын
I would like to see the numbers from 2019. Travel in 2021 was..... disrupted.
@pheonixblue014 ай бұрын
And it’s just now June.
@jasonward18994 ай бұрын
I know for a fact that the military base I served out of when not deployed was not secure enough to keep out what was once considered “the normal influx of foreign nationals”. Now with this huge influx what looks like at least two foreign armies,and just about every terrorist group from all over the world, I am legitimately worried that no one has seen where this is going to leaad. It’s quite obvious and I’m sure I’m not the only one thinking it on here. If our military bases are not secure, think about installations, and American people are when it comes to attacks by these invaders with stated bad intentions.
@jasonward18994 ай бұрын
*correction; How open are non military guarded facilities and the American people to attacks? It seems that a lot of intel has already BEEN obtained, so some are still in planning. But we should all know that a vast amount of intel has already been gathered. I feel that we are domestically more open to attack than we have ever been at any other time in our nations history..
@SenorGato2374 ай бұрын
@@jasonward1899 Sounds like you were on meth mountain in AZ?
@jamescampbell43345 ай бұрын
Karen: "Im going in, and you CAN'T stop me" MP: Challenge Accepted! 😂😂😂
@Arch-e2v5 ай бұрын
mag dumps the window
@DavidKing-wc3yd5 ай бұрын
Karen: Achievement Unlocked- Went Full Retard at least once during campaign. 😜
@Manco655 ай бұрын
Yep. Just go to the old NPS standards for the entire base.
@cnlbenmc5 ай бұрын
Ahh Yes MPs; the Karen's Kryptonite...
@johnshaw41375 ай бұрын
MP " I've been waiting for this moment my whole life"
@309freddie5 ай бұрын
If you bury the ones you catch, they can't tell the others how they got in...
@dandyandy6424 ай бұрын
But the ones who sent them there will.
@309freddie4 ай бұрын
@@dandyandy642 Good point... We might have to fire up some wetwork teams, in order to tidy up the loose ends.🤔
@jackburton54835 ай бұрын
Pvt Potato losing his temper is the funniest fking thing 🤣🤣
@Cowboycomando545 ай бұрын
You could say he was steamed.
@mhsandifer5 ай бұрын
Boiling for a mash
@bsm3275 ай бұрын
I love how you guys go with other guys running jokes with the Potato name tag. I am sure niko approved.🥔
@lasagnasux49345 ай бұрын
A beautifully violent monolog, delivered in the best possible voice. Also, space force needs to start saying "into the skyyyyyyy" at every possible moment. It should be regulation greeting. Every conference or hr meeting should start with a "welcome to ____, airmen (?). Into the skyyyyyy!"
@FishFind30005 ай бұрын
@@Cowboycomando54he was boiling!
@kuntrryboy70784 ай бұрын
It would blow the general publics mind at how easy it really is to get on US Military post
@5777Whatup4 ай бұрын
I see that fence i can softly hop and walk to wherever…. But it is stupidly assumed if you cross you’ll get shot up or some shit.
@kuntrryboy70784 ай бұрын
@chacdogful Just go through the front gate like you're supposed to do. 99% of the time, all you gotta do is act like you belong where you wanna go, and no one says anything. I got lost one time in an office building and ended up in a room that doesn't technically exist (wink wink). I seen I was in the wrong one, looked at some papers in my hand and walked out. Not a soul said a word to me
@5777Whatup4 ай бұрын
@@kuntrryboy7078 ye.
@chazzreinhold50084 ай бұрын
We had DBIDs to scan every ID where I was stationed. Came into practice in 2012. Slowed down base traffic lol
@mimicnutria185 ай бұрын
We had a Chinese spy in our unit and we used to say before he was caught "oh thats gong our Chinese spy" imagine our faces when we found out
@jxw4575 ай бұрын
Can't help but think this is all going according to someone's plan.
@johnbrennan95845 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@OutlawCaliber135 ай бұрын
I think some politicians, a lot on the left, sold America out for a buck, and some power. China wants to be the next superpower, and the US has some struggles going on.
@ceciliajones78165 ай бұрын
Yeah, China’s plan. Check out how China is buying farmland and food processing plants here
@budguy215 ай бұрын
Bidens plan
@lclfav25 ай бұрын
Definitely
@ProbablyTooLoud5 ай бұрын
“The count of right the f*** now”. Yes!
@BobbyxZx5 ай бұрын
wait a foreign national, on us soil, trying to run a gate? that's open season back in my day.
@mrskunk47325 ай бұрын
This is what I'm thinking. FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
@tiagodecastro29295 ай бұрын
FAFO. Trying to break into a military base should be an automatic qualifier for a Darwin Award, you don't mess around with national security
@pro_1545 ай бұрын
@@tiagodecastro2929but that's exactly what's happening and nobody's doing anything about it as a matter of fact its being hidden. When I know that Americans wouldn't fight for each other, I saw critical vulnerability in our culture, funny how trying to lure people to this got me more ire than anything
@dickstryker5 ай бұрын
@@pro_154 or maybe it's already game time and we're playing it close to the chest?
@alexisrivera200xable5 ай бұрын
@@pro_154 Pretty sure you don't get beyond a certain point after running the gate before they are cleared to fire on your vehicle no questions asked. There is ZERO chance they get on post the proceed to grab any useful intel beyond how does ball ammo from an M4 tastes.
@yo3885 ай бұрын
Potato secretly being an incredibly violent person is my favorite character development 😂
@whiteangel11114 ай бұрын
*gets some popcorn, watches the show*
@spacecase77174 ай бұрын
It takes an act of Congress for me to get on base to see my son and I am as American as it gets, I can imagine how much success they are having.
@Calaban6195 ай бұрын
LOL- can only imagine hearing over the neighboring base PA system "BASE BRAWL!! BASE BRAWL! TANGOS INSIDE THE WIRE! BLDG17!", followed by Doom boss music, and the low rumble of a 40k ork "waaaaagh" with thousands of pounding feet echoing between the buildings.
@cocolahoff4292Ай бұрын
Now dats a propa krumpin. To WAAAAAAAAAAGH
@gathrantakg.30025 ай бұрын
The opening video of the man breaking the glass is near and dear to my heart. He was my Drill instructor, and it happened at my home states base. Long live the Sgt!
@handimanjay66425 ай бұрын
FAFO! The news should be “Intruders trespassed on a military base. They were found and disappeared will in custody. That is all.”
@mistyl74185 ай бұрын
They were found and composted Go green Earth 🌎
@nvmedic79105 ай бұрын
“Released on own recognizance” from custody 😉 Gotta make sure they are documented as no longer on your books before they disappear. 🫠
@jamesjones46075 ай бұрын
Intruders trespassed on a us military base, and somehow became fertilizer
@michaelcombs244 ай бұрын
What ever happened to "Restricted Area; Deadly Force Authorized"??? The military has become pussified.
@mikewar50785 ай бұрын
We had a number of Arab and Chinese people try and break onto base when I was Security Forces. They are ALWAYS testing security.
@joshneubrand40485 ай бұрын
Boy! It's almost like there's a particularly high incentive for foreign nationals to come into the country, and it's ALMOST like there aren't any backround checks or any sort of security measure being taken against those coming in! I couldn't POSSIBLY imagine why this would be happening!! I'm FLABBERGASTED as to why this's an issue!
@joshneubrand40485 ай бұрын
I must also say, even though this's clearly an issue that must be rectified, TO ALL ENEMIES OF OUR NATION OUT THERE: What you're seeing right now is us making fun of the fact that you're here. Yes it's a problem. Yes it must (and will) be resolved. Understand, you're at our gates and we still pointing and laughing. Do not cross that line. You'll be sorry.
@Molon_Labe177623 күн бұрын
Shhh! Go back to sleep 😴.
@robertmorris89975 ай бұрын
I was out yesterday taking my Dad's boat to the canvas shop. Trailer came off the truck so I was stopped in front of a 7-11 putting it back on. I was checking everything over when this guy comes up and offers to help. Says he was an Army Vet, and he saw my Marines shirt so he "had to check up on the Marines". So I thanked him and we parted ways. I wanted to say SO BAD, "Typical for the Army to show up after the job is done and offer to help." I just didn't want to seem ungrateful. I really did appreciate him stopping by. Good guys all over the place.
@dianebrady67845 ай бұрын
We would help you jarheads sooner but you just act like entitled karens so we look after our own first. You marines are no more valuable than sailors , grunts or fly boys
@humansvd32694 ай бұрын
Good call. It would have been very unwarranted.
@kinocorner9764 ай бұрын
“Army shows up late.” Don’t think the Marines minded that when the 77th Infantry Division showed up and whipped some ass in the Second World War.
@longshotfilms15 ай бұрын
Damn, you know you screwed up when even private potato starts threatening you.
@Marinealver4 ай бұрын
Did he? Looks to me he got away with a photo.
@johnthew57985 ай бұрын
The Chinese guy that was getting his mugshot with the little iny black line over his eyes killed me!!!
@johnthew57985 ай бұрын
Tiny line.. my bad
@chazzreinhold50084 ай бұрын
Everybody knows MPs are too scared to hit the bollards button when someone runs the gate because command will hand their actual asses to them
@charlesshelton79899 күн бұрын
We had our air force base barriers get popped on some full bird colonel wife. Base commander never let us live it down
@aivanther5 ай бұрын
Wow, seeing potato get assertive was NOT on my bingo card.
@celestwarrior5 ай бұрын
A country without a boarder isn't a country. I always wondered how they figure out how many people cross the boarder illegally.
@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz4 ай бұрын
ICE stands there and counts everyone who passes by them.
@LeonSteelpaw4 ай бұрын
cartels.... smugglers, just 'yolo'ing it, illegal flights paid by the government for a even more illegal program where they are fast-tracked in... and thats just the ones I know about
@grumpyold-man83024 ай бұрын
See that's the best part , they don't.....😅
@VeemaMusic5 ай бұрын
You know shit is serious when Private Potato starts talking sense.
@yoyokid66614 ай бұрын
Potato for the win lol
@stevenn81474 ай бұрын
I spent 2.5 years at Ft. Lewis. That place is EASY to sneak into. It's all so overgrown! 😢
@kevinm.3285 ай бұрын
What bothers me most is that this is no laughing matter. 30 million invaders are here, and it ain't all people looking for work. Our traitors or leaders have allowed this. It's past due that desperate actions should be taken.
@juanleal84184 ай бұрын
Im down
@Dead_Again13134 ай бұрын
You're absolutely right about traitor leaders. This is sabotage.
@redwings197984 ай бұрын
Agreed, but they are not "leaders". They are our "elected representatives" and they need to be reminded of that!
@kiplingtturner4 ай бұрын
seems that way like pulling out with Afghanistan and leaving all the weapons like they’re trying to start World War III which is insane plum insane George Washington would not be happy
@mordsythe4 ай бұрын
Relax dude. 30 million “invaders” Take off the tinfoil hat and take a few deep breaths. Maybe speak to a shrink…. For the safety of all of us.
@rfirtfan28095 ай бұрын
I really appreciate how AC is using his platform to let us know about these issues
@HeliRy5 ай бұрын
7:07 Love how they used a strip all of 3 pixels wide to cover his eyes 😂
@tyrusmfrechs70255 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@dyslexicbatnam13505 ай бұрын
lmfaoo I can't
@milkbowl5575 ай бұрын
Omg I didn't even notice
@stemcellphone5 ай бұрын
Why cover his eyes at all? Threats should be known.
@AngryCops5 ай бұрын
😂
@ivanmorello8685 ай бұрын
You forgot the random mexican national jumping the fence into an air force base to get away from border patrol
@lclfav25 ай бұрын
Or the Mexicans that run across the rifle range in Yuma.
@humansvd32694 ай бұрын
Or the three illegals that got killed slamming 90 mph into the crash barrier at Robin's AFB. They blew the gate and the SF guy hit the button really quick. He got an award but had to get PTSD counseling.
@rncm864 ай бұрын
Pull up to the gate and refuse to ID......did they say they were traveling not driving?
@karere1s4 ай бұрын
I love that the black bar on the one guy was narrower than usual 🤣
@GrumpyMann5 ай бұрын
If I heard "base brawl" on loudspeaker during the working day, my Korean instinct would tell me to seek to nearest roof.
@S.rosalie.lopez15 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@xerotonin67765 ай бұрын
Rooftop.. Rooftop...ROOFTOP!!! ROOFTOP KOREANS!!!! HOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I hear the thundercats theme every time somebody mentions rooftop koreans
@charlesshelton79899 күн бұрын
You'll have a Daewoo rifle I assume
@ultradeath6665 ай бұрын
SO I STARTED BLASTING
@Malthanos5 ай бұрын
You slap the base brawl button and give a last known location, theres going to be a literal stampede of feral humans.
@nvmedic79105 ай бұрын
😂you say that like it’s a bad thing 😆
@Malthanos5 ай бұрын
@@nvmedic7910 It's just a fact 😆
@charlesshelton79899 күн бұрын
Start playing limp bizkit or five finger death punch
@ebadabing63714 ай бұрын
They've been doing this to all the nuclear plants around NY since 2005. I was at Indian Point in Buchanan, NY and Ginna in Ontario, NY with the NYARNG and had 3 incidents that I personally had happen while I was on shift.
4 ай бұрын
I don't know why the thinness of that black bar across the Chinese dudes eyes just had me rolling
@risendudelm5 ай бұрын
An angry and threatening private potato is the stuff of nightmares.
@longshot3985 ай бұрын
And this is why Capt. Richard Marcinko was asked to form Red Cell. After relinquishing command of SEAL Team Six to CDR Robert Gormly, Marcinko was tasked by Vice Admiral James "Ace" Lyons, Deputy Chief of Naval Operations, with the design of a unit to test the Navy's vulnerability to terrorism. This unit was the Naval Security Coordination Team OP-06D, unofficially named Red Cell.
@alexshinra67225 ай бұрын
Like dead cell.
@abc-coleaks-info31805 ай бұрын
The DOE has a similar unit comprised of former military (a lot of them were SF) that they use to test the security of our national labs. Unfortunately, they almost always won. That was a while back though. I don’t know if they still get in.
@50megatondiplomat284 ай бұрын
Nobody can simulate an invasion by (checks weekly estimate) 23 million unvetted foreigners.
@alexshinra67224 ай бұрын
@@50megatondiplomat28 what is that got to do with the creation of a counter unit made to test location security?.
@50megatondiplomat284 ай бұрын
@@alexshinra6722Because the situation in the country is so out of hand that units like that can no longer simulate possible base incursions. Which is what the video is about that you are commenting on.
@rowanweaver32415 ай бұрын
you're forgetting the 3rd option, the rock may also end up in a marine head because they were fighting over promotions
@dustyking88515 ай бұрын
Honestly I am surprised he didn't say they would have been eaten.
@TheMeanmarine135 ай бұрын
@@dustyking8851 We only eat crayons and barracks bunnies bro, we're not animals LOL
@SiriusG5 ай бұрын
@@TheMeanmarine13 raaaa
@TheMaleRei5 ай бұрын
Option 4. The rock is simply GONE. And no one knows what happened ...
@satsunada5 ай бұрын
@@TheMaleRei And then you get a pocket full of pebbles later demanding child support
@BlackberryTheMCPro5 ай бұрын
Laughlin AFB has been breeched twice in 8 days lol. One dude made it past the barrier and drove around base being chased for a bit
@sarge85225 күн бұрын
Seeing Pvt Potato break out the badass only to cry after being called a name called was something I didn't know I needed to see
@TekedixXx5 ай бұрын
When I was in a college photo class one of the moms taking the class was taking pictures of some road crews that were working on the road/installing a speeding camera. The backdrop of this work she was photographing for school was an entrance to an army base. You better believe she was swarmed by MPs who forced her to delete the photos. Doesn't matter that she was 300 feet away, across a divided highway, they meant business. The school property literally goes right up to the first perimeter fence of the base and you can take pictures of plenty of the buildings and roads from inside the parking garage at the school, it's like they are asking to get penetrated by foreign nationals. IIRC one of my classmates who was local discovered there was a massive hole in their perimeter when his dog took him down a path he never saw before and ended up a quarter mile deep into the base with a dozen soldiers looking down their rifles at him and his dog. No fence, no gate, no signs, and the soldiers were as confused as the guy.
@extraintelligence5 ай бұрын
Oh man, Pvt. Potato spitting fire is amazing. He's growing up so quickly. Am I to assume that was his warcry at the end before he makes good on his threat?
@AdamNDJ5 ай бұрын
All I could think was, in HLC; "The Grate ChyNah don't need shpy, Have greatess Armee evah"...
@WillMauz5 ай бұрын
Lmfao... my wife's judging assed face when I corrected you on Kung Lao and I felt the"nerd" judgemental
@pepijnschmidt30504 ай бұрын
The excellence I've come to expect.
@thehedgeknightnc36815 ай бұрын
Your analogy of any US Marine is spot on.
@oscarcoreocontreras41275 ай бұрын
Close the boarders and need massive vetting.
@halokylene84075 ай бұрын
And massive deportation
@jthunderbass15 ай бұрын
Send them to Palestine with a rainbow flag.
@Endymion.5 ай бұрын
Yeah. Send those puerto rican back… oh, wait…
@slickydicky5 ай бұрын
@@halokylene8407 *genocide
@halokylene84075 ай бұрын
@@slickydicky whatever floats your boat but it’s time we started protecting our own
@cloudstrife64355 ай бұрын
Marines paying child support to rocks would be the icing on the foreign policy cake.
@dianebrady67845 ай бұрын
Stop giving the democrats new ideas for taking MORE of our money.
@codyprice45924 ай бұрын
Marines PURPOSELY impregnating rock to get BAH
@GrumpyGenXGramps4 ай бұрын
And we always put the screw ups on Guard Detail! I think we better rethink that!
@charlesshelton79899 күн бұрын
We had one kid (USAF SP) inadvertently wave a panel van through with some Russian dude and a prostitute. We typically had e4 and below at the gates but we were required to have a staff Sergeant at all the gates. One night we had three staff Sergeants working our main gate after I got back from Afghanistan
@brinley45cal5 ай бұрын
Why are they letting the navy get on the news to say ANYTHING! Have they not seen all there screwed up ads?
@Indylimburg5 ай бұрын
Guardian Potato morphing into a NY gangster had me rolling! 😂🤣
@Leereynolds19715 ай бұрын
Base security is a joke and has been for 50 plus years. Fort Carson is horrible I know.
@mr.nobody---5 ай бұрын
As a military brat growing up on a base we breeched the base in our summers allmost daily........ Getting on base isn't the problem.... actually doing anything.....anything out of the daily droll of a base... Would b seen and caught pretty quickly.
@Beetlejuice676685 ай бұрын
I use to sneak in and out by the tank trails next to the freeway or highway whatever it is when they would lock Carson down due to snow
@lymanfaith11834 ай бұрын
My military dependent wife and son were attempting to enter Fort Cartoon for medical treatment after he accidently gashed his hand with a knife. "Sorry, we can't allow you access to the post without a visitor pass." (My wife and son had a valid dependent IDs). As she sat there the Papa John's deliver guy was waived through the gate without stopping.
@thepicklecaptin5 ай бұрын
Duh Open Boarders? Apparently, it's what our elected officials want. Sad. Huge fan.
@drwilkins79093 ай бұрын
You're awesome dude!
@mynameisladder34815 ай бұрын
And yet we have free open to public airshows on military installations
@SeanA0995 ай бұрын
You should look at all the crazy stuff that happens at Laughlin AFB, TX because of how close it is to the border
@pootmahgoots84825 ай бұрын
"Settle down, Corporal." 😂
@jamesfrancisaloysiuspercev9255 ай бұрын
Encourage US service members to understand the US Constitution/Bill of Rights so they know what lawful orders are, if they don’t already know. Any LEOs as well. 🇺🇸
@CplVeers4 ай бұрын
good grief. Your description of the rock at like 12 mins made me remember the hole that was in one of the towers on our COP in Afghanistan. I never used it but it was pretty crusty in the time before we had to have 2 people on guard in every tower. For a completely different reason.
@amethyst12415 ай бұрын
Why isn't anybody talking about this? I came across this video by accident and this is my first time hearing this.
@bigfutus5 ай бұрын
Ah the good ole "i am looking for nuclear wessels"
@joshuaselvig68325 ай бұрын
*nucrear resselrz
@nvmedic79105 ай бұрын
Whales… riiiiiight
@jsquared10134 ай бұрын
That scene cracked me up 😂
@brentkeller38265 ай бұрын
Picatinny Arsenal used to have entries in the police blotter back in the 90's. Bunch of box trucks every week trying to get on post to do "tree service" most often. Someone stole an AC unit and nobody noticed for a week or two.
@Kevin-iv3lv5 ай бұрын
This is unnerving. Aaaannd what are we doing to stop it? Are we worried about feelings again? Please stop this obvious Titanic.
@dra6o0n5 ай бұрын
They get put on the NSA's list.
@CubeInspector5 ай бұрын
@@dra6o0n jokes on you. I'm already on the NSAs list
@bull6145 ай бұрын
@dra6o0n yeah, and they are too busy watching us
@verakoo61875 ай бұрын
@@bull614 the NSA only intercepts messages that are sent out of country by US citizens. They don't care about in country comms. That's the FBI's job lol
@MrAcorn9114 ай бұрын
Base brawl? Where do I reenlist!? 😂😂
@travisfamadventures90444 ай бұрын
In his books Rogue Warrior and Red Cell, Dick Marcinko gave both, detailed instructions how to sneak onto military bases and not get caught, and the repercussions of allowing the enemy to sneak onto military and not catching them.
@jeffwobrak52055 ай бұрын
Driving through a checkpoint on a military post? It's almost like they're doing dry runs for when they acquire some materials that go boom. Anybody out there seen this movie before? I wonder how many of those got-aways are taking flying lessons but skip landing classes.
@justarandomname4205 ай бұрын
Never forget WTC7
@jeffwobrak52055 ай бұрын
@@justarandomname420 that falls under the "never let a crisis go to waste" file.
@GiarcraiGO5 ай бұрын
@@jeffwobrak5205 Americans destabilise the middle east for their small hat masters and flooded europe with muslims. Now they get a taste of their own medicine at the southern border.
@riverlady9825 ай бұрын
Yeah, my guess is they're working on a plan B because their Wuawei 'electric self driving cars' got blocked from our market. Few things crash and burn or just spontaneously combust as well as a Chinese made electric car. If you haven't seen the footage from behind the Great Chinese Firewall you don't know what you're missing! Actually though I think plan B is already in the works and that is their building plants in Mexico to manufacture the cars and then import them over our Southern Border. They should be working on Plan C though since so many of those spontaneously combust just riding trailers on the way to be delivered, particularly when it's hot out or raining.
@ravanalti37405 ай бұрын
7:07 they did that man dirty with the smallest censor bar of all time 😂😂
@aflacduck25 ай бұрын
An American and Chinese are at a bar. The American tells the Chinese that in USA we have the right to insult our president. The Chinese man laughs and says, "We have the right to make fun of your president too!"
@heikkiremes56615 ай бұрын
Old Soviet joke revised. A classic.
@aflacduck25 ай бұрын
@@heikkiremes5661 Oh, didn't know. I heard it a couple years ago and just love it. Got any other commie jokes?
@thermobollocks5 ай бұрын
Classic Reagan joke.
@r1marine6704 ай бұрын
I saw the many many flavors of candy and got excited!!!!! Yes Men's Dept!
@JTNormanMusic5 ай бұрын
Sgt. WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH????? What is YOUR Red Line??
@philmcglen61945 ай бұрын
"Potential future marine goo". Nikko Ortiz has entered the chat 😂😂
@mnandeazy344 ай бұрын
"BIIIIIIIIIIII-!!!!!"
@MailmanJustin5 ай бұрын
Private potato challenging the Russian was one of your best skits ever. So accurate.
@jsquared10134 ай бұрын
He was wearing a middle eastern keffiyah around his neck... the "cyka" at the end though 😂 I guess that's how he referenced Chechens.
@MailmanJustin4 ай бұрын
@@jsquared1013 potato potato 🤣
@cypresscustoms5 ай бұрын
Private Potato, the hero we never expected but the hero we all needed.
@jordanmclain87094 ай бұрын
That “men’s department” killed me I literally said it as he went full tism and smacked me back to reality
@thesleepyweasel37755 ай бұрын
9:55 Glad to see Private Potato laying down the law.
@andyb42365 ай бұрын
Private Potato really manned up there. The Army must be whipping him into shape.
@BIGM-gg9ln5 ай бұрын
NOT the army, SPACE FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! INTO THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@FM-ig3th5 ай бұрын
27,000..by using Cold War metrics for Army TOE...that's about two divisons and a brigade element.
@lesgobrandon98265 ай бұрын
How much do you want to bet that the 27,000 is almost exclusively military aged men?
@williamfoote16095 ай бұрын
Those are also just the ones we know about. How many do we not know about?
@Gonroamin5 ай бұрын
Finally, the dark side of Private Potato starts to show itself...
@MegaKracka4 ай бұрын
I had the pleasure of working with USAF SF, I got to play Op4. Running the gate was a weekly test. The first time was great, this base didn't have a barrier system at the time, they asked for my ID, I asked them some questions and if they had a map of the base to get to a specific location, they turned around to get the map, I took off and drove around on base for10min while they tried to catch me. Once they call a gate runner over the radio someone did the exercise briefing so at that point they knew it wasn't real.
@jrs103444 ай бұрын
It's getting worse, and we have to defend ourselves
@tnwhiskey685 ай бұрын
Let's keep our eyes open boys and girls!
@seanvance60105 ай бұрын
Is it just me or did I bust up laughing when they showed the picture of the Chinese national that was arrested and he had a very thin line over his eyes I’m dead😂
@Mike-oi3pg5 ай бұрын
We are just going to act like they have to pay for a bigger bar…… no way it was not on purpose
@Jay-ln1co5 ай бұрын
"How are we finding out about this now?" Because the government needs more military funding.
@irritatingtruth91215 ай бұрын
Too bad they sucked us dry for others boarders. It’s an election year, Mr B cannot tax / take more. He needs to be re-elected again. THEN they can take whatever. Think it’s bad now? Wait till he has four more years.
@elsuperpollo22735 ай бұрын
I knew eventually this was going to come into the open, they even did this to general atomics including around plant 42 in Palmdale "the old McDowell Douglas plant C.A.G./75th MH-6 lil birds", and victorville comfornia 11 years ago back. When I reported it, DOD and the private security "pinkerton government services" agency I worked for it ignored it