HELLUVA BOSS - Spring Broken // S1: Episode 3

Happy 2021! Have episode 3!
When Blitzo's ex girlfriend steals his parking spot things sure do happen.
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[@foxyazul1]

New episode!!!!! :D

[@JimmehRulez]

Ok

[@blockybasilisk2158]

Incredible

[@Lost_21]

hi

[@Angiedvst]

Omg!!! Is amazing🥴👌✨💕

[@RustyFuzz_]

"My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties" FATALITY

[@chrisap7053]

Flawless Victory

[@abbyhernandezfilms2.061]

That's a lot of damage

[@bbw283]

Vortex wins flawless victory

[@AbnormalTheWeird]

8:89 ' New ship for my list~ ' - William's little brother

[@thecoolaxolotlnova8523]

RIP in chat

[@RTDelete]

Moxxie: ‘I’m married’ Every other character: ‘hasn’t stopped me’

[@haruhikari2424]

Moxxie has priorities

[@arielishere176]

@@haruhikari2424 Moxxie has the brain cells as well

[@kindsteel5]

And you are a gba game protagonist

[@bruv4063]

I'm the 420th like on this comment hell yeah

[@WillBill6143]

How does marriage even work in hell?

[@Metalheadfreak1824]

"Conversation leads to HPV!!! " The most overprotective dad line in this episode

[@juliasalomone6255]

i honestly think that is my favorite line in this episode. it KILLS me

[@Huskerdust_shipper14]

I read this as soon as that part played😂

[@Tyrannosaurus-Ritz]

13:35 Moxxie high-fiving Millie instead of grabbing her hand to be saved had me in chuckles

[@kristinhorner4628]

I mean, he was "drinky" as he called himself, so it kind of makes sense.

[@mrsfahrenheit]

@@kristinhorner4628but still hilarious af😂

[@kristinhorner4628]

@@mrsfahrenheit Agreed!

[@lenlimbo]

You can hear the sigh in Millie's hands after that XD

[@Huskerdust_shipper14]

Fr

[@sammie..lolll..9889]

Moxy: drunk Luna:flirting Blitzo:protecting luna Milly:Saving the company

[@Patadude100]

Correction, Milly is not saving the company She is saving the company's parking space, which is arguably more important.

[@amazinglyaverage412]

@@Patadude100 clearly.

[@noelblack8159]

Hotel: Trivago

[@chippy3901]

I’m prtty sure it’s spelled Millie

[@FoxLazer476]

*Moxxie *Loona *Millie

[@midnights2631]

Loona: * Almost calls Blizto dad.* Everyone likes that.

[@jenniferdelgadomontes4359]

ah... yezz

[@rudyperson2153]

Timestamp please

[@jadensmith1473]

Right aww

[@tonypeppermint5329]

:D

[@DarkSpyro29]

@@rudyperson2153 3:00

[@-I-Am-Alastor-]

Moxie saying “hey when’d ya get 4 heads? I wanna kiss ‘em” is honestly so cute😭

[@Moxxie566]

Heh I forgot I said that

[@Aleydragons]

hi moxxie hi alastor:3

[@Moxxie566]

Hello

[@-I-Am-Alastor-]

@@Aleydragons why hello!

[@Valentinos_Simp]

hello Alastor

[@Huskieeedits]

"A HUMAN CALLED ME A OPOSSUM!!!" "...." "I AM NOT A OPOSSUM"

[@michma121]

Of course not. You're an angry beaver.

[@Huskieeedits]

@@michma121 "I'm not a angry devil! I'm a happy kangaroo!"

[@iso_plays6444]

Opossum*

[@sophia-emily285]

POSSUM

[@Kerah64]

Loona: Shut up dad-- Blitzo: (Visible Hapiness) That was the most wholesome thing I ever seen.

[@foxlybunny5536]

Time stamp?

[@MadeMeExist]

@@foxlybunny5536 *_3:00_*

[@Kerah64]

@@foxlybunny5536 3:00

[@isaiahwalking]

Oooh she said it... well almost!

[@emilycortes8421]

I know! That's so meaningful.❤️

[@catnipsmoker360]

*Millie's killing a giant monster fish savagely* Moxie: "I love that woman"

[@nightdog4183]

That was an epic moment tbh.

[@atticusmay3654]

i wonder what weddings look like in hell

[@the0sanitydokutah967]

@@atticusmay3654 probably done by the Church of Satan and everything is opposite of a wedding then your honeymoon is an orgy

[@nightdog4183]

@@the0sanitydokutah967 Yikes

[@the0sanitydokutah967]

@@nightdog4183 I mean it IS hell so....

[@lightvsnight7135]

The fact that I know Verosika's voice actor from only miraculous and could only picture her sweet character when I hear her talk is still so shocking to me everytime I rewatch this show (she voices Marinette by the way)

[@katarah2609]

To think she went from a 14 year old girl who lives a double life and is clumsy to a popstar who probs never sober, a succubus and a wh0re😭

[@ambivertsambition9900]

No wonder she sounds so damn familiar 😭

[@MA-kj6jv]

WHAT?! O.O

[@ombretinudel7088]

That's how I am with Moxie's character, I can just imagine Zim saying "what the FUCK" each time he talks

[@op-zn8ql]

I recognised the voice the second she started talking 😂

[@veronicasin3053]

“WhErE’s My BaBy?!” That got me rolling on the floor 😂

[@RavenRoses88]

I love that it’s a slight reference to one of Brandon rogers videos

[@emmamoffat-_-]

​@@RavenRoses88TIMMY

[@tylerblack3962]

Millie: *Straining to reach for Moxxie* Moxxie: *High Five* Millie: BOI

[@frederick1694]

Millie : yous such a ... Moxxie : possum

[@simoelcarlovillarosa9755]

Moxxie dead ass gave her a five

[@GoldPrince2468]

@@simoelcarlovillarosa9755 Have you met a drunk person? They're too chill to die in most car wrecks! Especially the drivers. Unfair. People die and most likely the drunk driver just walks out, confused.

[@baileyhatcher4121]

i just realized oh my god like that pool meme

[@ratsmacker693]

its like that one meme template

[@ArtistryViewer]

Blitzo’s personal tip to surviving succubus : Don’t let them access any of your holes

[@guy9541]

Hes not wrong

[@anyawilson707]

Facts

[@Lady-Lin-Lin]

My friend when he makes me visit his ex

[@guy9541]

@@Lady-Lin-Lin oof

[@crazytornadoe7039]

@@Lady-Lin-Lin OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT

[@ItsMeRen115]

1:53 : "O-o-or...ill call HR!" "AHAHAH- Ok anyway-" This had me dying

[@M00N3CL1SPE]

"Vacay to Bonetown" WAS SUCH A BANGER. The fact the full ver. was never released is a sin

[@M00N3CL1SPE]

Wow, two unintended puns. I'm killing it.

[@MisanthropyTEC]

Moxie: Vibing Millie: Playing fucking God of War

[@flameheart7666]

She isn’t playing... she IS

[@anomalocaris2593]

@@flameheart7666 Remember how she lost to a lumberjack?

[@mistermonstr699]

So also vibing.

[@DarielChavezV.]

Millie: *SQUARE*

[@silverdays2909]

@@OfficerHotpants "This party's getting crazy"

[@garbagemancole2554]

Blitzo already has a human disguise... it's called Brandon Rogers.

[@N-VAMusic]

Honestly if they cartoonize him for the show I'd be fuckin ecstatic lol

[@DrewTheEldritch]

So fucking true

[@thegrandalterianempire2386]

I could never agree more with a statement that good if they come out with a disguise for Blitzø then I owe you $$

[@MilkIsYum420]

Omg watch this be cannon

[@thelieutenant7732]

Then he could have even more sub-disguises as all of Brandon’s characters

[@Mars-rt5yz]

Moxxie: “ A hUmAn CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM.. i Am NoT a PoSsUm “ absolutely gorgeous-

[@BackstreetBlogger228]

Fr that’s my favorite part 😂

[@ZellaScardino-vb7yp]

Blizø singing the song at the end had me on the floor in tears 😭

[@Metalheadfreak1824]

Same

[@eclipsedragonwing]

I love how, when Moxxie's in danger, Millie doesn't shout or scream or anything, not even for a comedic moment. It's STRAIGHT to killing intent, one hundred percent efficiency.

[@GTSFANDM]

Moxxie was the same way in episode 1 when Millie was in trouble. Those two really love one another.

[@jenniflower6569]

Moxxie: fish. **the fish thing grabs him** Millie: _Here I Go Killing Again!_

[@leovk5779]

@@jenniflower6569 I got that reference. ...Also I don't. It's in a corner of my brain, laughing at me and escaping every time I come close. Where is that from? I'm sure I heard that one somewhere.

[@jenniflower6569]

@@leovk5779 same. It was on the tip of my tongue so I had to look it up and it a Rick and Morty episode

[@leovk5779]

@@jenniflower6569 Ah yes! The bug-alien hired killer, so happy to do is job, which happens to be killing people! XD Thx ;)

[@pink_strawberry4226]

The fact that Loona almost called Blitzø dad warms my heart-

[@bertramjoel5289]

True!

[@strawberrymilk6666]

3:00 just incase

[@sniperfox24]

She steps on him litterally 2 seconds later

[@pink_strawberry4226]

@@sniperfox24 I know-

[@paxtonsuggs1363]

Same

[@just_some_waffle]

That fourth wall break was personal 💀

[@catnap-qe4gw]

"You know the kind FREAKS up there who drool all up on you " was soooo true💀 6:03

[@GeorgieCarapella]

Indeed I’ve seen my fair share of art of those guys and stuff

[@rakusheru]

Fish: *eats Moxxie* Millie: so you have chosen death.

[@klaudiajenka3987]

💘 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYfMdmhug9VohJY

[@vindicareassassin271]

Fish: you think you challenge me.

[@manoftruth0935]

Changed your profile pic after seeing this the first time?

[@mocishushi8205]

@@ruckusluckiest9190 this is late but it probably is I wouldn't click it

[@pantamews]

I mean she is the best wifey around O3O lucky moxxie he has the best wife around

[@devilsyui5669]

*”Yeah, my girlfriend throws a ton of hound parties.”* Man. I think I hear the sound of a ship sinking-

[@gracegaylord9025]

I mean that ship sunk SO HARD

[@michaellohmeier6427]

It's never too late, it's never too late. Even if I say, it will be alright... Loonas facial expression. And honestly she would deserve some happiness in her life and some other hellhound friends

[@letsdothis7810]

Wild hounds can have multiple partners.... just sayin

[@itspurplepaw6163]

alexa, play my heart will go on

[@charlieinthe_box]

I could take this a step further and add an Azula reference, but I don't remember the quote, so I guess not.

[@D3V1L_POP]

Fun little detail I noticed! at 6:58 the sinner sixth or fifth in line idk- works for Val you see him in the final hazbin show in the fourth episode

[@aidanholland4246]

The one that watches for the dialogue

[@D3V1L_POP]

You know it-@@aidanholland4246

[@juanafigueroa3881]

He's also on the pilot!

[@torazely]

His name is Travis. He's also the one who Angel fucks in the pilot.

[@marcosandrey5059]

And vivzies impsona is visible as well

[@michma121]

Moxxie, "I am not a possum!" Of course not. He's an angry beaver.

[@Jeff-gj7ko]

Nooo, he's an Invader.

[@Kinger_4067]

No He is a drunk angry Dog:)

[@michma121]

@@Jeff-gj7ko He's both.

[@FightMeYouFool]

Protect drunk Moxxie at all costs A. Dispite being completely wasted, he is still loyal to Millie B. He is NOT a possum.

[@hvnsl]

He is indeed, not a possum, he is an imp who makes possum noises occasionally. There is a difference.

[@Spooderman444]

He is a possum

[@frid7434]

i feel like people only find him attractive because he is precious as shit

[@pyromania1018]

He very much *is* a possum.

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

@@frid7434 If only more men were precious, then. Instead of being... ya know.. men 🤢

[@krampus7520]

"WHERE'S MY BABY!" Blitzo isn't the perfect dad, but he sure is a good one.

[@crystal3070]

I think that some of the point hellva is trying to make...

[@RequiemPoete]

It's Hell, we might have to be happy he's not trying to eat her.

[@dungeonguy88]

@@RequiemPoete Yeah, the bar's been set pretty low in Hell. Granted, both Stolas and Blitzo are clearing it.

[@zachariahanimations]

That’s true and what she said really hurt him 6:03

[@crystal3070]

@@RequiemPoete yeah but this is Vivziepop's universe... Don't forget...

[@stalhein62]

"Rehab is for sad loser washups... so your sister says hi" Sneaky, although I suspect she's probably out at this point

[@Gamers_Rise_Up]

1:55 “ill call hr” _silence_ *Aggressive laughter* “Anyway”

[@junkfoodpilot9521]

The fact that Verosika is an alcoholic and seen drinking in pretty much every scene makes me wonder what she's like completely sober.

[@anothenymously7054]

She's drinking belzebub juice to improve her seduction abilities

[@flamingodd-eyesunderdog8099]

Hmm...

[@anothenymously7054]

@@colinbosman2099 as we both know she isn't

[@roofogato]

I would like but 669

[@weebshit6728]

she aint no light weight, home girl got that training

[@abyssialstars7467]

Blitzo: That wasn’t a question. Moxie: That wasn’t a plan. Me: *touché*

[@editorman20]

"right back at ya buckaroo"

[@klaudiajenka3987]

💘 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYfMdmhug9VohJY

[@lupillow5888]

Blitz: it never was

[@Budsblastanite]

Thousandth like :3

[@arzii_172]

verosika would 100% join the vees in hazbin hotel! theyre in the same universe after all…

[@ChildinaCage]

"fish, hehehe *hic* WEEEEEE" is by far the best line in this whole series

[@afterlife8095]

Loona nearly calling Blitzo her “dad” is the most wholesome shit ever.

[@Gloomy-Clouds]

I've been looking for this comment- Not to mention he realized her blushing and went into protective dad mode.

[@DG-ww5hq]

timestamp?

[@Olm1na]

@@DG-ww5hq 2:55

[@amyrosadohtf8414]

Right :0

[@obliviousfantasy3478]

I KNOW RIGHT 😭 Please I want her to

[@Mochi-hi5ql]

“I love that woman” “She totally pegs you doesn’t she?”

[@Flit_Rin]

Favorite quote of the episode!

[@avsnathan2879]

Timestamp?

[@situational2633]

She probably does

[@ImVeryTiredZz]

@@avsnathan2879 13:53

[@roseevelyn6629]

@@avsnathan2879 13:53

[@user-pk8xj9yq8e]

"the freaks up there who droll over u" I was offended when they looked at the screen.

[@SCP_049-J1]

The fourth wall break when they stare at the camera remind me of this Adam: ugly people? (Stares at the screen)

[@Chirpysemperboy]

I like how Blitzo cares about his staff in his own way. Kinda like: Loona: Overprotective Dad Millie: BFF Moxxie: No one degrades my employee except ME.

[@AUCreatoer]

True

[@ucalibratii]

i agree with ya

[@soundofsirens2049]

Yup

[@raphaellauf7786]

I mean, he adopted loona

[@DonPers0N]

Adopted dad is still a dad anyway Other hand does he act like dad or not

[@eidas5590]

"Do you have a human disguise ?" "Yeah don't you? " Their realisation was measurable

[@haiku2116]

i want to see a disguise version of m&m and Blitzo, bet the Blitzo one would be hilarous

[@LebuoneforchetteMUKBANG929319]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaKvn36wmrmgmac

[@xtinydemon7631]

The first thing I thought of was reverse furry

[@haiku2116]

@@xtinydemon7631 lol wdym? That loona would have pretended to be a furry cosplayer?

[@xtinydemon7631]

@@haiku2116 people dressing as animals = furry Animals dressing as people = reverse furry

[@Blake_Alastors_Version]

Them breaking the fourth wall was just EVERYTHING 😭

[@gayTeletubby]

"a human called me a possum. I am NOT a possum." -drunk Moxxie, episode three

[@notgoingtokillyou_]

I just want a future episode where Blitzos human disguise is literally just Brandon Rogers

[@tonydanatop4912]

Makes sense a third of his characters he plays are already hilarious hell spawn with no sense of morality

[@mariaaa2884]

Omg I was thinking the same thing! That would be so hilarious

[@ivanv8656]

Lol imagen

[@apbitey8175]

It’s not even an animated version it’s just an image superimposed on the screen moving around

[@notTerabyte]

@@apbitey8175 imagine if it's just a random "invisible background" image with grey checkered squares of him t-posing, with evidently shitty voice acting

[@thepackingpacjack7767]

Just how many people did Blitzo piss off when he was a clown!? Vivzi: Was? He still is one.

[@black97_0]

Okay that's clever Also Blizo: "yes"

[@Sgil97]

He’s the whole circus

[@darkelysium2187]

I mean one of the cops was dressed like a clown

[@idontusethisaaccountanymor3247]

😂

[@collectionofnames4536]

Clown Case.

[@annieisokay]

NOW THAT I'M FINALLY 16, I CAN FINALLY WATCH THIS, I'VE WAITED SO LONG

[@Gojiboyo]

I’m only 14 and I’m watching this masterpiece

[@CarlFredrikNordmark]

im 12 and i have watched it like a million times😐

[@AudreyelleJones]

13:31 moxie:I love that woman👹 blitzo:she totally pegs you doesn’t she😂😂

[@kairon9225]

😂 It would have been perfect if drunk Moxxie said yes here, but it's fine.

[@AudreyelleJones]

@@kairon9225 lol fr😂😂

[@oedonwolf4602]

“And rehab is for sad, loser, wash ups.” Charlie: 👁 👄 👁

[@Jvm181]

Suppose you could call them... has-beens?

[@kylieanderson180]

Oof

[@Christ5306]

Ngl, i know the quote was taken out of context, but i really hate that fucking quote. (I'm referring to "And rehab is for sad, loser, wash ups. The meme is very nice)

[@estatico1655]

Haha funny face...

[@decaytred9500]

Charlie: Take that back, RIGHT NOW

[@billy867]

This is the first episode where Stolas doesn't call Blitzo and where Blitzo doesn't break his phone

[@karinasilvanaramirez9025]

Stolas have... problems

[@meleiva2969]

Yet, we got a censured word

[@cl0v3rexe55]

Probably last as well

[@Iyah378]

I’d assume it’s gonna happen next time

[@sebastyann123]

I feel like stolls would be living his best life with the "sl uts" and especially in this concert lmao

[@Sunfall_WCUE]

15:10 is litterally one of my fav lines from Helluva Boss

[@tigrilia_and_puppets]

There was an ad when Blitzo said ‘now, who’s first-‘ Perfectly cut

[@NL-ws5fv]

If Hell's anything like San Francisco, then all of this being about a parking spot is completely reasonable.

[@NatYourAverageNerd]

As someone who lived in LA County for four years before moving recently back to my home state, I can relate. Parking in the big California cities *IS* Hell.

[@ZodiakManiac13]

Amen

[@ryanduncan2047]

Move it!

[@sebbrazier5678]

I can't relate to this in any way cause im in Aus

[@pixelpickle4006]

Or new york

[@hammiarts]

"Why dont YOU take an art class!??" "WELL why dont YOU see how EXPENSIVE THEY ARE!?!?!?!" I get a sense that the crew was venting their frustrations

[@MrBlue-ci4ii]

Yeah plus it’s hell so everything must be expensive as I said

[@kidinabstract]

*expressive

[@krackencrusader403]

that was my favorite joke in the series so far Blitzo seems so devastated

[@entarochrist3927]

Just so you know, Vivziepop is a graduatee of SVA, which, as cool and awesome as it is, is fucking expensive. I know it because like Vivziepop, I graduated from SVA and even went to SCAD before transferring to SVA. ;)

[@hammiarts]

@@entarochrist3927 how would you say the education at SVA was? Im planning on doing 2 years of core classes at my local community college then transferring to SVA for the latter 2 years.

[@user-zp9su8ou3e]

It’s so funny how Blitzo is so protective of Loona 😂😂😂

[@Ilovedogs_12]

Not them four staring at us after what Blitzø's line 😭

[@flamingfury7312]

6:03 “You know the kind of *FREAKS* up there who drool all over you” _Glares at camera_ *Bruh I can’t breathe-*

[@JohnDoe-kv3cm]

I did not expect to get called out like that ngl.

[@loonathehellhound8915]

Yes xD

[@majinvegetaultrainstinct118]

@@JohnDoe-kv3cm 💀😂

[@paillanos]

we've been spotted *ABORT ABORT*

[@CheshireFatorum]

I feel seen. _Because they're staring at me._

[@justyarn9939]

“DON’T LET HER ACCESS ANY OF YOUR HOLES”

[@Collat3ralD4mage]

I died at that part

[@imstuckoof9304]

“I I gotta go lie down now”

[@panerabread6883]

*thump*

[@themobilelife3913]

Lol

[@Mewx2_dj]

Oh this won't stand🤬

[@Swan_roseAurea]

"Those freaks who drool over you" **i n t e n s e s t a r i n g**

[@demn_gacha2491]

blitz: “you know the kind of FREAKS up there who drool all over you” everyone: *breaks the forth wall bye staring at us* Also the way Luna just falls into the portal 😂

[@mushron6144]

I forgot the fact that they're doing all of this for a parking spot Edit: I didn't think I would get this many likes thank you

[@trijosh5208]

IKR?!

[@lightvoid7087]

They used to date

[@Roman.Imperial.Artist]

You know, there is overpopulation in hell, so it must be hard to find parking spot

[@Massck]

Worth it!

[@chibiktsn3]

I get it.

[@goldroger1234]

Tex is just doing his job. He's honest, reliable and doesn't take sides. No wonder he's taken.

[@pairofpears3]

Sad he got arrested along with the rest of the succubi (and incubi, yes)

[@RDSArcade]

@@pairofpears3 Provided he and the succubi hadn't given the police....well....you know what I'm getting at.

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

@@RDSArcade imagine Tex, an oversized hell hound in a shape of a tanned, golden honey beefcake giving head to a fat disgusting police man with a greesy, stinking and dirty manhood.

[@trananbinhjerry6438]

@@silurus1962 i know you are imagining it, feel what it would look like, what it would sound like, what it would smell like...

[@istoppedcaring6209]

@@pairofpears3 interesting point, the male ones should be called incubi, and basically they were how freak pregnancies were explained, they suposedly impregnated women in their sleep or something, (stil better than if someone is blamed for rape because medieval rape laws were uhm..............brutal (neck between two upright planks in a frame, then beaten with a hammer until the neck breaks at least in flanders)

[@Matcha_berry.234]

"A human called me a possum,I am not a possum!" Has to be the best line in this

[@Moxxie566]

True

[@Larajasin]

🗣️: How many times have you rewatched this series? me: YES 👏🏼

[@TwinSnake777]

Something is wrong,Blitzo hasn’t broken any phone in this episode.

[@ziimulhah3223]

He ran it over somehow, don't worry.

[@Lolinatorishere]

Stollas just never called

[@randal8254]

He hasn’t had a chance to buy a new one

[@klaudiajenka3987]

💜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWqomnijZ9-dbJI

[@c3por2d29]

Stolas didn't give him a call NOW THAT is definitely wrong

[@ItsMeRen115]

"The: 'everything is on fire now' kind of fool" Stlas: *proceeds to ignore the fact that lulu land is now on fire* It is so funny how of all things to be afraid of its loosing her dad like.. ✨✨

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

"A human called me a possum... I'm NOT a possum" me when i don't pass

[@jeybeyon6643]

I like Tex, he isn't leading anyone for his own pleasure but being friendly so they won't feel awkward

[@titanfalljake7869]

Yep

[@spacebeagle3576]

He’s the cool friend who everyone respects

[@keelyedubois3648]

But really sad when Tex said to loona he has a gf and just been friend zoned

[@5thhorsemen578]

Tex is just a dude being a bro

[@EliteSwordsmin_]

Tex is the only polite person in hell

[@MigunoOS]

“I’m not paid enough to care” every fast food employee ever

[@yittkmc5960]

True though

[@idont6935]

And that is how bad teachers happen

[@sedogaming5756]

💯% true

[@AngelFX21]

That’s what I say when I work lmao

[@completelyinsane797]

Walmart as well

[@MooMooChoppy]

blitz: "WHERES MY BABY!?" i love how worried he is

[@-Gia_playz]

15:11 “A human called me a possum” “I am NIT a possum! >:(“

[@katz72566]

I LOVE DRUNK MOXIE

[@-Gia_playz]

@@katz72566 SAMMEEEE

[@koalakween6732]

“Why don’t YOU take an art class?!” “WHY DON’T YOUUUU SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE ?!?!?!??!??!”

[@AmyAberrant]

The most real part

[@McDonaldsKlee225]

Expressive *

[@immortes]

Actually given their respective financial situations; Blitzo had to save up for Maman's show and blew off the last of his savings. So yeah, expense is a major issue for Blitz I'd imagine.

[@teenyweenydork3497]

this was one of my fave jokes of the episode and i feel it’s so under appreciated

[@ALiteralRottenHusk]

One of the best jokes of the episode, not to mention relatable to real life capitalism bullshit.

[@luxrion5179]

"I love that woman" "She totally pegs you, doesn't she?"

[@RuinedTemple]

Bwahaha! I thought that's what he said! X'D

[@feiti5879]

mood

[@sinfulsea6057]

Best response by Blitzo yet.

[@cb8655]

Millie is a Top, no one can convince me otherwise

[@dionemartins0212]

@@sinfulsea6057 nah, theres "Conversation leads to HPV!"

[@Blakeonpaws405]

THE WAY THEY BROKE THE FOURTH WALL SO ELEGANTLY-

[@user.mp4-e]

This is a fourth wall break I love it😂❤ 6:01

[@renny489]

Luna almost calling blitzo dad is the cutest thing ever

[@GoldenGearGrinder]

i wanted to say that

[@colddekstar]

Agreed

[@clowdyglasses]

@DIY _Daniel no, he adopted her when she was almost 18

[@GoldenGearGrinder]

Yeah how exactly does an Imp give half the genetic material for a wolf demon?

[@ziver1156]

Stolen comment

[@ChaosAlchemistX]

Blitzø: "Oookay, this is too wholesome for my liking." Also Blitzø: *gets excited when Loona almost calls him 'Dad'*

[@klaudiajenka3987]

💘 kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYfMdmhug9VohJY

[@missydeadpool8037]

When was that?

[@dirty.dan37]

Blitzø reminds me of iroh in some way because he thinks of someone that isn’t his child as his own but the difference is iroh had a son that died and blitz doesn’t even have or never had kids and another thing is that zuko knows that iroh thinks of him as his son and loona doesn’t acknowledge this and thinks that blitz is just overprotective of her

[@somedude3313]

@@missydeadpool8037 3:00

[@gerda7611]

Wow I didnt even notice that

[@aaronlyon2943]

Blitzø screaming where's his baby is such a throw back

[@reniyx]

after those tiktok videos about verosika having the same VA as marinette from Miraculous Ladybug, I cannot unhear.

[@biggitybop5496]

The 4th wall break when talking about goth girls is killing me

[@shybean4life240]

It was about furries not goth girls lol

[@GreatLich]

@@shybean4life240 they're looking into my soul.

[@katteisace4563]

@@shybean4life240 it’s both

[@darryl6853]

i felt so called out

[@MrSeuchenratte]

@@katteisace4563 goth furies?

[@MrNathuss]

"WEll why don't YOU take an art class ??" "WELL WHY DON'T YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE" I think there's some sort of a message here..

[@darkblue_leviathan]

U think?

[@veronicawexel1291]

I'm almost embarrassed for reading a Hitler joke out of that interaction.

[@DumaVadamee109]

As a fellow graphic deigner, I can tell you with 100% certainty, that *IS* the message. Art college/classes are expensive AF yo.

[@TrixTheTherian]

To think of so many famous sounds, came from this episode

[@Kiki_W0lf12]

“Buck you Flitzo” welp. everybody welcome Flitzo to the I.M.P

[@jelly_elli]

“Why don’t YOU take an art class?!” “WHY DON’T YOU SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!!”

[@samuelvela3937]

Mood lol

[@Nzosaba_Matenge]

See that's why my ass is self taught. I'm trash, but I'm trash that taught itself

[@samuelvela3937]

@@Nzosaba_Matenge amen 🙏brotha

[@keithstrife3745]

Yeah, that was also a message from VivziePOP team to us. They must have been getting comments saying their art sucks, and to take an Art Class, but if you look at the prices, golLLEEE, those things are expensive.

[@solmonno6935]

and if he fails hell be closer Hitler than most soooooo

[@Phantom_of_Black]

Everyone: *is surprised that Blitzo slept with a Pop-star Me: "Are you forgetting about Stolas? I'd consider that a more impressive feat since she's a succubus and Owl-dad isn't."

[@EarlyOnset]

69 likes huh? Let me ruin it

[@kiarara7014]

True.

[@gururu1286]

Compare sleeping with “Star A “celebrities with politicians .I mean, the celebrity one is more shocking I guess

[@EarlyOnset]

How the fuck did the likes go from 70 to 210 in 1 minute?!

[@kirin1230]

I think stolas' title doesn't mean too much at imp because of how often he comes. They seem to treat him like a regular person.

[@Hunter.w-jz6sb]

*Moxxie drunk* "A HuMAn CaLlEd Me A PoSsuM" lol

[@jasonoutcasted9058]

6:04 called literally everyone out so perfectly

[@jcmchandsomeface2292]

“I’m not paid enough to care” words to live by

[@joantrxd2008]

I though he said "I am not paid enough to kill" xd

[@annoyinggaster]

^ Perhaps both

[@ivanaranas3235]

And the fact that he said "Her beef ain't mine..." also telling not to get involved in somebody else's conflict.

[@junecampbell2152]

And That is why I don't like to deal w/ Karen's

[@brainjuice167]

Are you telling me that I watch this for 4 days and i thought he said kill ?

[@Nobody-os6lf]

“She probably pegs you dosent she?” R34 artists: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

[@NuclearBuddah93]

*Loona turns human* HOLY SHIT, GET DIIVES ON THE HORN. NOW.

[@funny_rose]

You know the rules, and so do I

[@newgirlde]

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW! IT'S BEEN 20 MINS THERE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 50 IMAGES OF IT NOW.

[@zsigmondforianszabo4698]

Lmao😂😂

[@mrszaida1496]

:'u ammmmmm ok XD

[@R3nTh3S1llyAfricanW1ldD0g]

I'm sorry but "a human called me a possum, I am not a possom" had me cracking up

[@lonniesnyder1794]

3 years later and still laughing that this entire episode was over a parking spot 😂😂😂😂

[@anaselejan932]

Why is no one talking about that moment when Blitzø said “Okay, this is too wholesome for my liking” after seeing Millie hug Moxxie. I love that line

[@TacticalPhoenixYT]

2:26 Thats a harry potter reference "well did she have a accident or something?" "what?" " Then how did she sustain such intensive brain damage?"

[@secretbaguette]

He's not wrong. It's the one decent peice of five second cinematography in a sea of crassness and overkill swearing.

[@mr.pov.mp4597]

@@secretbaguette yep. Wholesomeness in a sea of chaos.

[@b3njiiisjammin608]

Its the same reason why you have 2.5k likes and 6 (now 7) comments

[@sudoku3102]

2k likes but 5 comments ??

[@JC05]

"You know the kind of freaks up there who drool all over you" *Stares at the viewer* Fan artists, R34 artists, furries, simps: Oh-

[@Cpt.Miller7394]

I laughed out loud so hard

[@KaiDalkia]

@@Cpt.Miller7394 they knooooooow 🤣

[@Morec0]

@@Cpt.Miller7394 same, 4th wall humor is my weakness

[@spineldinrebrick9882]

That was the best joke!

[@uwuowo2451]

Don't forget the Furries :3

[@keylavandemaele4104]

Giant fish monster: eats moxxie Millie: So u have chosen death.

[@wingedgirl7035]

"My friends call me Tex" "Yeah I wish I had friends" Oof I felt that

[@itz_ya_boy777]

Yes

[@1SKRAAC1D]

same I only have 1

[@notsosolowing1295]

I'm popular at school because I'm not popular at school

[@1SKRAAC1D]

@@notsosolowing1295 oof

[@liliththefirehawk796]

@@notsosolowing1295 what does that mean

[@steampunkguy2036]

Blitz: *dates Stolas, a known prince* I.M.P crew: *unfazed* Blitz: *dated Verosika, a known pop star* I.M.P crew: hold up. Something ain't right

[@jamesprice2163]

Him and stolas aren't dating (yet hopefully I ship them so much) they just bone while stolas is lost in his life looking for anything that gives him a sense of satisfaction and love and blitz refuses to allow himself to be loved or to love someone else he's been hurt so much he finds affection towards him to be a sign of future rejection but desperately craves love and affection even if he doesn't see it himself I believe that's why he is so into moxxie and millies relationship because they are the purest form of love, trust and affection

[@paumiam8742]

Woa Woa hold on, they're not dating. It's a transactional fucking.

[@transaroacenapstablook5490]

they didnt expect blitzo to be attracted to women

[@kannahida2509]

@@transaroacenapstablook5490 actually if you didn’t know blitzo’s pansexual

[@graffititurtle11]

@@transaroacenapstablook5490 they never indicated gender had anything to do with their surprise. Only that he dated a pop star.

[@OBV1L1LZ]

3:00 her calling him dad was so wholesome bro😭👏

[@cjrock95]

"A human called me POSSUM, I am NOT a possum!" - Drunk Moxxie.

[@CC-zw9ku]

, the possum

[@Keizer125]

, the possum

[@sugerwillowsmores5345]

, the possum

[@ana-ru7yk]

, the possum

[@JuiceFroggy]

, the possum

[@shadowsa2b]

Millie: _slays a giant demon fish monster_ Gimli: *THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!*

[@fluffy4677]

Love that 😂

[@James-pt2vk]

Ngl i was half expecting one of the other imps to say that haha

[@therussianprincess7036]

I was thinking that

[@TheJECNova]

Actually, wouldn't count at all. That wasn't a person they killed. 😄

[@generaltarvish3942]

@@TheJECNova the reference is about killing monsters