Thanks for Watching! Sorry I haven't uploaded a new video in a while, I have been very busy in real life (re: lazy), but expect more regularly debuting videos from me in the near future. But that's not to say I haven't been featured in any content! For the past (several) Wednesday nights, I've been on Splatoon Livestreams on aSquidMin's Channel (kzbin.info/door/o-DebFIa8gFEcrasbn-veQ) with other Splatoon KZbinrs, where first we play some League Battle, and then we go into Private Battles with Viewers, where anyone (including you) can jump in and play with/against us!! You can see a highlights video of a stream a couple weeks ago where I played with aSquidMin, Vicvillon, Undead, & GG Gabriel Gaming here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH_GeZWcYsaDoZY By the Way, this Wednesday Night June 26th at 8:30PM EST we're playing in a MEGA STREAM with a whole group of Splatoon KZbinrs. Who will be featured? You'll just have to tune in to find out (or you can follow me on twitter twitter.com/CptAstro to be aware of more details when they come out)!! Finally, I recently built my own somewhat high-end desktop PC, which means a) no more video editing on a laptop which means the videos (should) come out faster, b) I will soon start livestreaming as well, both here on KZbin and a little bit on Twitch too! It will probably take me a few more weeks to get everything set up, but don't worry, it'll happen soon c) but before I start streaming, I will do something that has been requested by a lot of people, and that is make a Captain Astronaut Discord Server, where everyone can hang out and be nice and share memes and such. But I will let you all know when that is all happening! And it will all be very soon! Again, the easiest way to stay up to date is to follow my twitter account @CptAstro (seriously, it makes things so much easier for both me AND you), but I will try to post updates here on KZbin as well! Peace!!
@centdemeern15 жыл бұрын
Fucking Zelda jokes Also Bayonetta jokes Why
@snivyboy1685 жыл бұрын
(I hope Viantastic isn't featured, I don't like him.)
@leviathaniv4965 жыл бұрын
Also new icon
@sandraweeks17265 жыл бұрын
can you do inkbrush video
@afromarco0055 жыл бұрын
I love you captain!
@Awesoman90015 жыл бұрын
"Autobomb launcher is really easy to dodge" *inner agent 3 flashbacks intensify*
@khobalt96685 жыл бұрын
i mean hey, IA3 had increased range and some fucked up perameters
@khobalt96685 жыл бұрын
i still have ptsd from that shit
@thetableterrorizer12445 жыл бұрын
@@khobalt9668 Agent 3 doesn't acually outrange you, they just shoot slightly above your head to get the max range out of shots since the ink pellets travel in an arc. And yes, you can do this too
@khobalt96685 жыл бұрын
@@thetableterrorizer1244 nono, i meant autobomb range
@thetableterrorizer12445 жыл бұрын
@@khobalt9668 oh
@rhythm79855 жыл бұрын
The most underrated splatuber is back
@lucia52275 жыл бұрын
Putting bayonetta music over splatoon 2 footage has to be the best thing ever
@thatdumbbeech96244 жыл бұрын
Lucía best part is that you recognise all of the themes like moon river and fly me to the moon 😁
@darkeningpsychodraven90574 жыл бұрын
Along with let's dance boys, mysterious destiny, let's hit the climax, etc.
Lol that’s just sad. But funny how he got killed by some popular splatubers
@GenocidalSquid4 жыл бұрын
Wait, what? WHERE?!
@liahmunander95135 жыл бұрын
Why you releasing it at 2am, I'm looking for beans, man.
@michaelhartmann46325 жыл бұрын
“Sting Ray” “Tower Control Sting Ray” “Port Mackerel Sting Ray” “Port Mackerel Tower Control Sting Ray”
@shootingequistedrago5 жыл бұрын
I felt SO attacked after seeing that 😂😂😂
@catguy49965 жыл бұрын
Basically, yeah. I was playing tower control on port mackerel and pretty much everyone but me was abusing the sting ray to hell. One guy even had maximum special power up, because they wanted the sting ray duration to be as long as possible.
@jonathanlala48674 жыл бұрын
Port Mackerel Tower Control Killer Wail
@archimedesjericho69005 жыл бұрын
Captain: what if welches jam sponsered me? Haha just kidding captain: ...unless?
@LiquidOrcana5 жыл бұрын
"Harder to hit then Jaffar from FE7" *ears perk up* I get that reference!
@Glacicle645 жыл бұрын
TantarosACF same
@zacharyjohnson95625 жыл бұрын
Eyy.
@zacharyjohnson95625 жыл бұрын
Ears tho?
@rowinacamacho63435 жыл бұрын
Wh-what ears?
@Rising_Lightning5 жыл бұрын
Don’t tell me...oh no...
@nikkle13375 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZbin recommendations: *H O W T O C L I M A X F O U R T I M E S*
@currentlybeingremade97065 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Maier Yes. Umbral Climax-
@superhuffpuff4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH
@GabeLev4 жыл бұрын
Uwu
@pookilicous5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the weapons mobility but you are definitely right about it having a terrible accuracy
@Lumbearjackk5 жыл бұрын
The Bayonetta theme of this episode makes it so much better
@sandydrew36133 жыл бұрын
really? Even the part when she says "Don't f*ck with a witch"
@mslabo102s25 жыл бұрын
Didn't Bayonetta 2's theme have "I'll be dancing through Light and Dark" in its lyrics?
@sukasuru4 жыл бұрын
*recalls the whole song to find that line of lyrics* yea it does
@cubesic37934 жыл бұрын
Are you simping for bayonetta Nintendo First smash (TWICE) Second bayonetta on the switch Now this?
@khobalt96685 жыл бұрын
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT REALLY MAKE???? Great video, Captain. You're great 💚💚 hilarious and informative
@pneumoniacroix64762 жыл бұрын
I keep on coming back to this video because of how good it is there’s so many subtle touches like how he foreshadows Bayonetta by using Bayonetta music quietly in the back around. Not to mention this is the video that got me into Splatoon by connecting it to something I loved
@aSquidMin5 жыл бұрын
FINALLY VIC DIES IN A VIDEO AND NOT US (wait, Vasko, AlphaStar716, Fyrus, Vic, Undead, and I all die..) also @Fyrus needs to learn how to dodge auto bombs
@lambling5 жыл бұрын
I love Bayonetta. I like the comparison, lol.
@noodle_poodlec78365 жыл бұрын
FLY ME TO THE MOON!!!
@darkeningpsychodraven90574 жыл бұрын
And let me play among the stars
@Cadavre4044 жыл бұрын
Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars.
@darkeningpsychodraven90574 жыл бұрын
@@Cadavre404 In other worlds, hold my hand.
@Cadavre4044 жыл бұрын
In other words Darling kiss me
@timbitslunatic63194 жыл бұрын
“Don’t f- *WAH* with a witch” killed me
@darkeningpsychodraven90574 жыл бұрын
The real thing is awesome without the censorship
@yamgoth5 жыл бұрын
Loved how the Afterburner Climax Mix was used for the montage 💜
@Zooty135 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind a brella video. Idc if it's splat brella or tents Bella I just wanna hear the bad jokes
@vanillune5 жыл бұрын
Captain, says autobomb launcher is bad Me, *inner agent 3 flashbacks*
@Halo_275 жыл бұрын
New Pewdiepie Minecraft video Me at 2pm: sleep You finally uploading Me at 11pm: *woke* “real shit” *proceeds to watch even though I’m tired*
@KingsDominionNetwork5 жыл бұрын
What Are You? An Owl?
@Halo_275 жыл бұрын
Kings Dominion Network *hoot hoot*
@koveltskiis83915 жыл бұрын
auto-bomb launcher tip: mix up short throws and long throws to surround the enemy with chickens! Also try to save it for when a team fight happens, it’s not that good solo
@currentlybeingremade97065 жыл бұрын
This makes sense, It’s a bit like BAYONETTA. AND FLY ME TOO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS- And Riders of light.. God This music from Bayo is great- AND YES YES THE “LETS HIT THE CLIMAX MUSIC” ALONG WITH THAT Hair summon that appears at... The end of every game...
@jackonamac80293 жыл бұрын
Smuckers: exists Captain astronaut: G E T T H A T O U T O F H E R E
@callmelunaVEVO5 жыл бұрын
Great video. Allow me to provide some of my insights: Imma be real with you chief these things SUCK at turfing. And in a game where area control matters a lot that’s... not good. It makes up for it with its 4 rolls, but if you’re looking to take a zone or clear a path for the Rainmaker/Power Clam, it’s not gonna go well. The main weapon is an excellent slayer though. I’d say the Dark Tetras go all in with the slayer playstyle, using Autobombs to kite opponents into your bullets. With Splashdown not being that great, I’d argue that Respawn Punisher could be a good idea, long as you don’t get trades often. It has a kit that’s... okay, but it works around its lackluster turfing rather well. The Light Tetras have a kit that covers the turfing weakness, making them a viable slayer for Zones. I lean more towards the Light because I cannot STAND not being able to swim smoothly. Ultimately though, it comes down to map, mode, and mood.
@FoxGamingWoah5 жыл бұрын
I just want to say I love your channel and your vids. Thank you for always returning and don’t worry about being gone for a while. I can’t wait for any new content you drop!
@Nawor19965 жыл бұрын
i just barely finished bayo1 again and this video makes want to pick it back up thank you
@myusatj92815 жыл бұрын
Before this video, I wasn't all for tetras. But after seeing Bayonetta. *ITS GO TIME!!!*
@melteddali80002 жыл бұрын
I love how you always include your dog in videos
@chrobin90125 жыл бұрын
As a former Fire Emblem maniac I can say I really loved the Jaffar joke, and I also love Bayonetta! Great video as always
@undeadisntdead5 жыл бұрын
9:04 I feel LITERALLY attacked right now
@vsaucenou3235 жыл бұрын
I'm trying out the dark Tetra dualies and I can tell this is gonna help
@tctt185_dg5 жыл бұрын
Even though there is plenty of room for impawment, your dog looks really nice. But yeah I like Dualies but the Tetra ones have horrible aiming. Nice video.
@Mrblobbybobby5 жыл бұрын
0:13 _gasp_ don't bully Captain he's trying his best ;_;
@sukasuru4 жыл бұрын
ngl this very video is the sole reason why i got into bayonetta, thank you
@Agaric_Bickies5 жыл бұрын
Yay, more SPLOON videos.
@sebrina74175 жыл бұрын
Thank you for playing the good Bayonetta music throughout the video
@vengeance68014 жыл бұрын
Love the Bayonetta music in the background
@zhaoyan531636374 жыл бұрын
And that where we say ‘’ LET DANCE BOYS’’.
@BasementDweller_4 жыл бұрын
I main these weapons. They fit my play style of getting up close and personal and getting away from people who are trying to kill me.
@DonBurtango5 жыл бұрын
Splatoon and Bayonetta, this video is everything for me.
@dr.dirtydan4975 жыл бұрын
YES YES FINALLY Also you should make a discord group or a Reddit group
@TheEggoEffect5 жыл бұрын
The dark tetras were the first weapon I used a lot
@kaeyaluckaealberich16125 жыл бұрын
Same
@asleepidreamer5 жыл бұрын
The Inner Agent 3 weapon is dark dualies after all, The autobombs and splashdown are inner agent 3’s main features
@solsez4 жыл бұрын
I like the tetra dulies because it's super easy to get right up in someone's face with those extra rolls making up for the weird spread, splat, and speed away
@frosty59484 жыл бұрын
Astronaut's favorite phrase: "What difference does it make?"
@Thr33Sh33ts4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching a good deal of your videos, you've earned a subscriber. Good shit homie.
@GeorgeMarionerd5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I was just thinking to myself, gee, it's been a long time since captain uploaded. I miss his videos. And suddenly this video appears.
@TazTheYellow5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, good ol' lucky number 4. WRT kits I actually like Sprinklers for area control reasons (I generally opt for a support playstyle), to the point of viewing the extra special charge as little more than a side benefit/consequence, but I *ALSO* like meme-jumping with the Splashdown, and honestly you make a pretty compelling argument for the efficacy of the Dark's chicken use vs. the Light's. Shame that I'm terrible with Dualies as a whole, though. More of a Splatlings kind of guy, myself. And of course, it would not be a Captain Astro video without a *stealth* segment or two.
@timbitslunatic63195 жыл бұрын
When I’m able to I will support you my guy you’re my favourite KZbinr due to the funny videos and actual beneficial Splatoon 2 videos
@1Meepman4 жыл бұрын
The Bayonetta references alone sold me on maining these. INKBRUSH, BYE!
@elijahpayne13444 жыл бұрын
I use them because they look cool Remember kids, Splatoon isn’t about winning, it’s about staying fresh.
@meitnerium24835 жыл бұрын
I love that jaffar Reference from fire emblem 7. But yeah tetras can be frustrating to go against if they know what they’re doing.
@CaptainBonar5 жыл бұрын
This video was sponsored by PlatinumGames. Hideki Kamiya held you at gunpoint while making this video.
@ScarlettCaelin5 жыл бұрын
Jaffar is a legend, and is always on my team when I play fe7 without question. I may have a thing for any nimble dodge characters though, so I use all the thieves.
@JxJ-Station5 жыл бұрын
Really liked that Jaffar fire emblem 7 jab
@juliozarate93595 жыл бұрын
Glad your uploading again I love your videos
@dimanthehedghog4 жыл бұрын
I need you to know that there was a KFC add before this video played LMFAO 😂
@snivyboy1685 жыл бұрын
6:53 I'm so freaking jealous of you. You fought Hubba!
@musimusi84 жыл бұрын
As a dark tetra dualies main, I agree with you on everything
@slyllamademon26522 жыл бұрын
Curling bomb launcher would be terrifying for these
@HalvoDraws3 жыл бұрын
design wise the tetra dualies are awesome
@Crungle7765 жыл бұрын
If we're comparing the slide to Chapter 26 Jaffar in FE7, then the regular shots are Nino in Chapter 26: Unreliable and you'll only use it if you want to lose.
@giuseppecoppola3155 жыл бұрын
In turf war if there is little enemy ink near to you while youre figthing you can rapidly roll in the direction of the enemy ink and roll back to your original position, you will splash a little bit of your ink covering the little zone and confuse the enemy tring to aim you
@danpakko5 жыл бұрын
They are so TETRAFYING
@sinnamonroe28275 жыл бұрын
I also like bayonetta!
@ellyjockey61645 жыл бұрын
Bayonetta music is so cool, woah!
@KingdomKey-ik4xk5 жыл бұрын
I see you out there with those Bayo references! 😎 "Don't fuck with a witch!" -Best girl of 2014
@jellyspl72775 жыл бұрын
16:08 "Comment below if you have any tips for any tips for either of the tetra dualies"
@josiahtheawkward60085 жыл бұрын
Fyrus dammit I expected better
@former_discrepancies93984 жыл бұрын
thank u for knowing the superiority of welches
@jaidynjeffers4 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves way more subs
@BigMastah794 жыл бұрын
“Ultra Stamp Mains” Oh my god what have I become
@leootp225 жыл бұрын
You went HAM in this video. Had me rolling man!
@ToonLinkMaster254 жыл бұрын
Lol lost it when you integrated under the curve. You just got yourself another sub.
@ChargeJN5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this video, I am now a professional user of Welch’s Jam. Thank you for this video
@Water_lemon5 жыл бұрын
This whole footage is from the a squidmin stream. Love that
@silvadic22074 жыл бұрын
You kinda forgot one last mechanic almost everyone misses when using/talking about these dualies: they shoot while dodging. Take a look at any of the dualies and they all need to roll, cutting off your shots and increasing your chances of dying due to not damaging enough. The tetras solve this by sliding, they can shoot WHILE dodging, increasing a chance of surviving with one hit left on you, or trading with the enemy. A lot of people don’t realize the “slide while shooting” mechanic as something worthwhile (as seen, you didn’t realize it so you could talk about it) so maybe try using this hidden technique to really lay on the pressure and score some pretty badass moments?
@Superbuchi5 жыл бұрын
I think I played a game against you, I feel honored.
@gaminggeckos43882 жыл бұрын
8:49 I wouldn't say THAT. A single autobomb from an autobomb rush is still at LEAST as powerful as a normal autobomb. I'd say it's more a matter of diminishing returns. Like, if you're putting in the effort to dodge ONE autobomb, it's not that much work to dodge 4 other autobombs as well.
@BasementDweller_5 жыл бұрын
I main these weapons. Good video.
@thewonderonesie7825 жыл бұрын
Dude.... you are so freaking hilarious. I love these videos, keep them coming.
@lambling5 жыл бұрын
After Burner climax at the end.♡♡♡
@DistortedEmerald5 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I hear Bayonetta ost, i like.
@SuccCactus5 жыл бұрын
The dark tetras are my one true love, i use two pures of main up on them and stealth jump + qsj. Definitely would switch out one of the pures for QR but Im used to the damage they do now oof. This video is hilariously accurate though holy shit I’m so glad you roasted my fave.
@neog80294 жыл бұрын
2:50 **Laughs in that one Swordslayer Fighter**
@_alex31594 жыл бұрын
3:35 so no ones gonna talk about this, love it
@facesh0pping5 жыл бұрын
so excited for the discord server, streams and more uploads!! I love your channel so much, perfect mix of humour and information. question: any chance of a tenta brella video?
@r.r8155 жыл бұрын
Quick reminder that the point of the weapon is to usually be rolling/sliding
@liplaygames55915 жыл бұрын
I know this has nothing to do with this video. But I've notice in your Splatoon 2 specials video you used alot of ace attorney music. I know this is weird but if you want to branch away from Splatoon I would love to see your take on a ace attorney review. Also really looking forward to the Xenoblade 2 review, keep up the great work!
@baltimore90565 жыл бұрын
ASTRONAUT! THE FINAL SPLATFEST! IT'S BEEN ANNOUNCED!
@peekagloo5 жыл бұрын
👌 The description is ace 👌
@Cucumber_Sandwhich04 жыл бұрын
nobody: dark/light tetra dualies: CHA CHA SLIDE BAYONETTA STYLE
@briexxw5 жыл бұрын
ASquidMin casually struggling in the back.
@MochiMucho5 жыл бұрын
*rolling 4 times means it’s way easier to bump into a baller that’s behind you.* -and it’s way easier to fall off a ledge into some water and then you try and dodge-roll in the air but you already are 2.5 frames away from the water so you accept defeat- *anyways great tips, but imma stick to my (SUPERFRESH) Carbon Roller for most situations.*
@nintonintendo15 жыл бұрын
I loved that fire emblem referece
@Luk-qi1es4 жыл бұрын
This is the final test of my training. And I've just passed it. *Fear me mortals*
@kaeyaluckaealberich16125 жыл бұрын
Nice Jafar reference
@KingdomKey-ik4xk5 жыл бұрын
Let's Dance, Boys! You're implying that that's how it feels to use these, lol.