Splatoon 3 Patch 9.0 NERFS EVERYTHING...

[@takobakogames]

So happy about the salmon run scales appearing in capsules!

[@RavensSoTired]

Same

[@lorettabes4553]

Omg?!

[@malcovich_games]

Grizz never paid us the wages we deserve. This is a step in the right direction but it is just not enough.

[@eligamerman]

HUGE W

[@NuiYabuko]

You also get more than one at a time from the capsules, so that's nice.

[@Mikon595]

On the Squeezer changes, they word it very oddly but what it means is the long range shots have less velocity speed and shorter range. I don't know why they say that instead of "tapping fire button" or "Long range shots"

[@mariomayhem2586]

as a dousers main, thank you for wording it like this, so now i know i outrange sqeezer even more

[@AmandaTheStampede]

dude was about to go to bed. he didn't care to put on his makeup (hat) again for you lol

[@LuckyOwI777]

I feel like us Bamboo mains have just been vibing for most of these patch changes

[@squiddler7731]

Pretty much lol Snipewriters are pretty much my mortal enemy in X battles so I don't mind seeing them nerfed though

[@tomatoblate2170]

Definitely. I love the Pencil nerf because it means I will get to play more Bamboo instead of Pencil in SendouQ

[@Evixyn]

Oh my goodness things as finally been adjusted now? This final season of me reaching top five hundred was just a nightmare. Many Japanese players abusing everything that was listed in this nerf video and the X Rank match making update also. Japan was running feral in the Western division and I just had to "Do Better" and I can not wait for this season to come to an end to obtain my Silver Top Five Hundred badge.

[@maiang3301]

this is the last season sooooooooo :(

[@Evixyn]

​@@maiang3301 hello Mai, and I am glad I was able to obtain my final goal before the title Concludes.

[@PatPatych]

Skill issue

[@NuiYabuko]

​@PatPatych You should acquire the skill of shutting up.

[@PatPatych]

@@NuiYabuko cope and seethe timmy

[@S3LVCH1]

I get frequently splatted by Range Blasters so I'm a bit glad they nerfed it (same for zooka) The hitboxes on those weapons are insane (it makes no sense to me, but for zooka being a special weapon I guess it's just a special weapon thing)

[@divinemusa8731]

0:45 FUCKING HUGE W. Ever since the game dropped I’ve hated how much trading happened bc of the kill delay🔥🔥🔥

[@prestonandtom9337]

Dude looks naked without a hat on.

[@Sizzling_Roses]

fr

[@RavensSoTired]

No he doesn't he looks good

[@NuiYabuko]

​@@RavensSoTiredNo one said he looked bad.

[@sethfeldpausch4337]

He prefers ✨shiny✨

[@JoeGoldfish]

I’m excited for the salmon run update making it so you can find scales in SR capsules now

[@gymdilettante8407]

Nerfing heavy edit when chargers are already so strong?

[@rinosurber7919]

Chargers are absolutely overpowered. Short repetition rate on Drop Shot paired with a huge range of one shot.

[@vader7869]

?

[@tippedjoshua6802]

MY BELOVED CUSTOM RANGE BLASTER NOOO

[@prestonandtom9337]

Range Blaster mains finally get a taste of their own medicine.

[@CorpseZack]

Deserved

[@cloudy_xDD]

finally bro

[@supernintendogamer994]

womp womp bucko ur gonna have to work for your dubs now

[@harmless9336]

It's going to be fine it can still 1 shot anyone taking advantage of its ""counterplay"" of getting rushed down.

[@voguefurret]

Wellstring paint nerf affects the impact paint not explosion paint, This means you'll still paint the same area but it's slightly more difficult to stick an opponent in your explosion radius.

[@pressstart610]

I hope the new connectivity improvements are noticable, it was pretty common to kill someone, they move around for a bit and then die, same with trade offs, happned a little too often

[@OctoArtist]

Yesss finally range blaster nerfs I always die to it because it’s blast radius is so big as soon as I get hit once I know I’m already dead

[@matt2027]

No one is talking about the best SR update, now we're getting fish scales from the regular reward meter, not just from king salmonids. It should be much easier to get all of the SR gear this way

[@Clad24]

Thank the LORD i do not have to grins so hard to 1 star a weapon.

[@32-Volt]

Was hoping for a more major adjustment to the snipewriter

[@beebodolla]

nice video! I think the ink nerfs are pretty good (I think the wellstring nerf is gonna be great as a carbon player.) also, what's the last song?

[@WeirdVideoGamerChannel]

I can live with the range blaster nerfs, I use ability enhancer to make my jump shots about as accurate as if I used it on the ground because getting one hit kills with an accurate shot is already the best case scenario for using it, and if it has a slightly a smaller hitbox it might make it less likely to accidentally poof too close to the wall or floor and nullify the shot

[@eaa1338]

Only the explosion hitbox gets smaller. The hitbox of the 1 hit projectile stays the same.

[@PJNyte]

I haven't been keeping up with Spl3 patches at all, so ima have to go see the previous patches too

[@Foun_D_OnePiece]

1:20 yeah Nintendo saw that video from Japan where there was no benefit in having ethernet over wifi. Wifi Players can still splat you after they died or if you hide behind a wall. My guess is they're trying to make it feel more natural.

[@notimportant1659]

Almost the end of Splatoon 3's life cycle and the only change Sploosh reg's kit's got is a buff to curling bomb, a hammer buff to re-nerf, and a buff against wall that is near negligible, I am so very sad

[@gamespy6632]

No not Wellstringer i use it a lot

[@squiddler7731]

Honestly it's probably the weapon where the nerf here hurts the least. It doesn't have any strong specials to paint for and all it's damage is still intact.

[@iwouldreallylikemyberetbac2022]

goodnight dude, sleep good man 👍

[@lucashernandez8009]

I feel explo being meta isnt far from being crazy to thing about now

[@fuhkishoga5130]

4:38 YES! Thank you! I thought I was the only one who thinks that.

[@wish-pieces]

no stamper or shooter nerf huh

[@jakotens]

i play mostly midline weapons so squeezer and range blaster nerfs always make my weapons feel better. w patch for sure

[@yuheitaichi-w7u]

such an amazing update!! I can see a lot of other weapons can see the time to shine because of it!

[@edgebrandolini4021]

I dont really care abt the nerfs, as none of them are to my main weapons, (E-liter and charger) so I'm not worried. The lag updates are great though! (No shooting through walls on accident anymore😅)

[@mouthwaterin]

An indirect nerf to chargers would be lovely, I completely blame the stages rather than the weapon itself

[@edgebrandolini4021]

@@mouthwaterin Agreed. Some maps are just too easy to lock down. mincemeat is a good example.

[@smidge742]

But I liked painting people’s feet with wellspring and being an annoying fly. I’ll just have to see how this nerf will be when it comes out.

[@zachlander5604]

I assume the Trizooka nerf is about 7 frames which is the human reaction time minimum or something. What I'm saying is you now have just enough time to react to it.

[@briankim1098]

5 frames actually

[@rinosurber7919]

What are you talking about? 7 frames are 0.09s...the human reacion time for a suddend event is approx. 0.2s...so fare away to have an chance to react for.

[@FlorianKW-v7q]

time to run ink saver main on slosher now

[@jynxmacnicole4912]

Of all weapons that need paint nerfs, they chose crb lmao

[@rainbowresorts]

like its already dogwater at paing why'd they make it WORSE??

[@bitfish2155]

@@rainbowresortssometimes you can get trapped in the paint and it is impossible to get out

[@godofwar2011]

Literally my thoughts. Blasters already paint like crap, they don’t need a paint nerf and special charge increase, such dumb balancing choices.

[@twewymuncher]

@@godofwar2011no, blasters trap you at your feet with indirect explosions and if you’re a slow weapon you’re guaranteed dead with no way to do anything about it. This is so that the likelihood of you getting trapped is lessened without affecting the strength RB has. It’s a net positive buff to everything that isn’t a shooter or dualie.

[@supercj.8546]

You forgot about the Special Splatfests after Grand final fest.

[@raphael9028]

Bruuuu 52 gal literally have 30 shots after throwing a wall 😭😭

[@drippycm]

Dude should've read the patch notes like how he read the scrolls

[@agribby_]

no nerf to triple inkstrike is a bit disappointing, but im super duper happy about trizooka and range blaster nerfs

[@RavensSoTired]

Hmmm idk yet Was hoping they actually balanced the game....idk

[@That1Kid-BYS-MM]

Where to find this new page

[@microprogramming]

all the updates are on nintendo's website under How To Update Splatoon 3

[@That1Kid-BYS-MM]

@@microprogramming ok thx

[@aveage-brush-player]

finally after what 7 years since squezzer was released THEY FINALLY GAVE IT A PROPER NERF

[@DJ_Royale]

A radius nerf on Custom Range is fine, but 210p for special HURTS

[@metimeph]

Did someone from Arrowhead joined the dev team?

[@xylos1178]

MY CRB AND WELLSTRING NOOOOO

[@capgorski]

Trizooka needed a nerf badly.

[@rinosurber7919]

Hahaha, nothing is buffed? Dude, when some weapons are NERFed, so other are buffed indirectly.

[@kem9860]

NOO SQUEEZER MY BELOVED 😟

[@bukenator0788]

I feel like the zooka nerf wasn't enough. S1 zooka on launch was too fast and after the nerf, trizooka will still be faster than that.

[@EMPIRE.130]

Bella got a buff

[@syannejohnson6545]

Woo I'm on time for once!

[@twuoralt]

indeed

[@RobertoMarquezJr]

I've been sending data far more 1500

[@MegaManNeo]

This will be fun.

[@paulpaul20000]

The Zooka nerf is such a joke, the latency is not enough at all, I just hope it applies, (the latency) to every shot of the Zooka, but I feel it should have a progressive lag, as in every time you shoot in you 3 shots it takes longer to shoot. Maybe it is already so, but it's not enough. I'm a carbon main, and I think it's still busted. So we'll see, it's still something at least

[@GamesAndAnimes]

5 more frames to dodge a Trizooka, let's go! Also Range Blaster losing his ridiculous big blast radius is good too.

[@isaiahromero9861]

Havent been keeping up with the splatoon community for like a year. Are you telling me the snipewriter is actually viable now?

[@aratherlargerodent]

6:12 NOOOOO WHYYYY IT'S ALREADY SO BAD SHOOTER PRIVILEGE IS REAL I CAN'T GO FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT RUNNING OUT OF INK

[@mouthwaterin]

Ahahahahahah sorry bucko!!

[@Tuwanina19]

I am also pissed.... I play slosher deco and 5 starred it as a fun weapon. Now I gotta run stupid ink saver and probably stop comeback..... so dumb!!!

[@theghostcreator776]

You literally need one sub of ink saver calm down

[@aratherlargerodent]

@@theghostcreator776 one sub that could've gone to something else (who am I kidding I'm already running it)

[@JetBlueChestC]

Glad they nerfed the Range Blasters AND Trizookas. Good, so deserved

[@gameyfirebro9645]

Trizooka nerf means Tenta Missiles are now slightly better so I'm happy.

[@4thPower_C0mp]

nah this update should have replaced missiles entirely.

[@gameyfirebro9645]

@4thPower_C0mp too late in the game lifespan tbh.

[@rywuki]

how

[@gameyfirebro9645]

@@rywuki we in finalfest territory

[@twewymuncher]

@@4thPower_C0mp missiles (and wail) are a necessary evil against backlines that sit back and do nothing but oppress anything that isn’t another long range weapon/special.

[@xander4141]

They didn't nerf the dynamo

[@rainbowresorts]

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[@FreezerKing]

I don't know if Wellstring needed a nerf, but they nerfed it in a way that isn't really all that horrible. It still has godly AOE and object damage

[@Ryan-km6wj]

Did they tighten the motion controls? It feels different then it use to?

[@jonasan1482]

Same here honestly, but to be fair might just be our controllers needing a recalibration

[@nightscribenyx]

You mean right now? The patch isn't out until tomorrow, the 29th

[@sawsandra_]

Range Blasters deserved a nerf, so my Heavy Edit Nouvaeu still reigns, and my Octoshot is still safe. Same as my Crab Tank and Triple Inkstrikes, are still safe, also, Salmon Run is not exciting for me.

[@Bob_The_Beaver]

1 min gang???

[@anonnigiri9301]

youre cute DUDE

[@gloriasofia5066]

Omg

[@kickbeez642]

Thank God for the range blaster nerf. They became completely brain ded over the last little while 😂

[@mouthwaterin]

That basically sums up the whole blaster class

[@koreadude6309]

.52 still alive let gooo

[@agribby_]

:(

[@NRobbi42]

We up

[@maiang3301]

yay

[@BananaMan092]

Get out

[@aratherlargerodent]

I hate this weapon

[@lordrambo7898]

My dream of tenta brella opening faster & taking longer to shoot off the handle is never gona happen 😭 But sheeeeesh they really had it out for squeezer

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

Stop nerfing buff more

[@hypercombo7202]

The Wellspring was perfect. Damnit.

[@notimportant1659]

I disagree strongly

[@inkie_zach]

No it was not 💀

[@RavensSoTired]

I'm sorry but it needed a nerf

[@Pepperknight341]

I was hoping for a 10% paint nerf to all blasters.

[@illuminousaura]

why??? the blaster class is the last weapon type to be spamming specials, and not being able to at least partially trap people in ink would make them significantly worse

[@Pepperknight341]

@@illuminousaura Unless it's a Clash Blaster.

[@illuminousaura]

@@Pepperknight341 clash is already one of the worst weapons in the game, it's the last thing that needs a nerf and if it wasn't 180p it would get no zooka

[@eligamerman]

My mains are safe, so I'm good lol

[@squiddler7731]

I appreciate that they're finally nerfing tri-zooka, but like... really? Just 5 extra frames? For reference, that means it's going from 30 frame startup to 35. When inkzooka got this nerf back in splatoon 1, it went from 33 frame startup to 55 (and it was still terrifying even after the nerf). This feels like almost nothing by comparison

[@johndelanie3649]

That pencil nerf is such a joke lmao, top tier in the meta for months and the only change it gets is "Reduced width of the paint slightly". At least they finally hit zooka.

[@theghostcreator776]

Bruh doesn't even have the patch and is complaining about pencil 💀💀💀

[@johndelanie3649]

​@@theghostcreator776 People complaining about problems that have persisted for months only to get a band-aid fix? Wild.

[@theghostcreator776]

@@johndelanie3649 consider: you don't even know if you're right

[@johndelanie3649]

​@@theghostcreator776 If you can explain how slightly nerfing the amount of spray off shots is gonna fix the issues with pencil then be my guest, I'll wait.

[@theghostcreator776]

@@johndelanie3649 less painting for cooler? Y'know the thing most people are complaining about? Pop off ig Gotta find something to complain about since that's all you do

[@thewanderingchelmet]

Terrible update. They ignored every weapon that needed buffs.

[@Pie-k7z34]

Bald

[@PatPatych]

They removed the based banner that makes redditors seethe, worst patch.

[@anonymoususer9197]

What kind of I'm 15 long is this 💀

[@PatPatych]

@@anonymoususer9197 bro form a coherent sentence next time

[@anonymoususer9197]

@@PatPatych sorry bro, my autocorrect fucked me up there. Spelling mistake, light me on fire quick. Let me rephrase What kind of "I'm 15" use of language is this? I even used punctuation ❗❗

[@PatPatych]

@@anonymoususer9197 "im 15 language" is what they use on reddit, wrong comment section bud

[@anonymoususer9197]

@@PatPatych dude you're way too obsessed with reddit...I think you'd be less insufferable if you didn't let "woke reddit" get to you or something

[@stormstubbenrgaard4117]

[@That1Kid-BYS-MM]

Where to find this new page

[@Pie-k7z34]

Bald

[@That1Kid-BYS-MM]

Bru

[@RavensSoTired]

Handsome