The most Terrifying Splatoon game

Splatoon 3 but those eels all diving on me genuinely appeared in my dreams last night
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[@geet9830]

the fake out with octavio is such a great move. it's like the game is saying "don't worry, we're not doing this plot again"

[@zebraroll2037]

fr. when I first opened the game, I was disappointed to hear that the zap fish was just missing and nothing else. went straight to the story but wasn't expecting much. then the fake out happened and I was sold!

[@seantaggart7382]

@@zebraroll2037 yeah quite fun

[@bluebaron6811]

4:04 I genuinely believe that failboat can make anything hilarious just by adding sound effects.

[@foxygirl1904]

yas

[@gamercity4211]

It’s obvious tho

[@kittycuddler_4437]

When I saw Frye's little dance I tried to say "She's like Skull Kid", but I accidentally said "Skull *Squid"* ... Best tongue trip of my life

[@soul_raider7624]

Your Tongue knew what you actually meant before your brain could even comprehend

[@kittycuddler_4437]

@@soul_raider7624 Yeah, I guess you're right

[@Tailzy26]

Some one please draw that

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

lol

[@Null82085]

She even has a flute to charm eels, like how Twilight Skull kid controls monsters and OoT Skull Kid uses a flute

[@BoulderWraith]

I love that the start of story mode is basically just a parody of Splatoon 2's story mode

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

Then the rest is octo expansion.

[@Kurameno]

They got me in the first part ngl

[@TrinityCore60]

Not just 2; of both of Splatoon’s single player main stories (other than Octo Expansion).

[@slavishentity6705]

They changed everything down to the main menu to make it feel like your average Splatoon story mode. The game really said, " how 'bout you stop getting zapfish and start getting bichirs "

[@epicfries6703]

bassicsly making fun of it 😂😂

[@spamton4990]

"It's so quiet down here." "F a t h e r , w h a t i s A m o n g U s ?" "GOD DAMMIT"

[@inotonline8838]

Ok who told Little Buddy about that game?

[@foxygirl1904]

“This question is sponsored by LITTLE BUDDY: Shadow Legends.”

[@somegem6344]

The idols being the antagonists is an interesting concept and I love it.

[@towelclipz]

I love how they're basically oceanic Team Rocket

[@AmethystBM]

@@towelclipz THEY SHOULD HAVE A TEAM ROCKET SPLATFEST!!!!!!! JESSE VS JAMES VS MEOWTH!!!!!

[@towelclipz]

@@AmethystBM Absolutely

[@totallynotaferret]

@@AmethystBM James supremacy

[@Null82085]

James supremacy

[@redivee7382]

I don't know if we should be disturbed or not by the fact that we've grown used to good ol' Creepy Craig the Sewer Grandpa.

[@jetstream6181]

nah im sure its normal

[@iasomnium919]

He's just your neighborhood friendly sewer grandpa.

[@the_godbodor7026]

Don’t worry, just finished the story mode today and I’ll just say…things get weirder…

[@frankiefrendreiss3844]

@@the_godbodor7026 same

[@enderbragen1659]

@@the_godbodor7026 yea

[@NightShade1218]

No wonder Frye's forehead is so huge; her head has to contain all her awesomeness.

[@Someguy6851]

Most people say that fry’s fight is just octostomp again when it really isn’t

[@timeless1882]

@@Someguy6851 True, at first I thought the same, but she was way harder and the fight was definitely different than that Octostomp.

[@mecalico4647]

since i thought it was going to be as easy as the first two im trying to 100% without upgrading the hero gear and its a fun challenge

[@samboi123]

Awesomeness is stored in the balls

[@svgaming263]

@@samboi123 well she does have very baggy pants

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

Not even a minute in and Daniel already breaks the game. Never change, Dan. Never change.

[@cjlite0210]

Glad that glitch hasn't been patched yet XD

[@brockbracken318]

Splatoon has always been terrifying let’s be honest.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Not to even mention the Octo Expansion from the previous game

[@victorthomas6957]

I guess it is a bunch of teenagers ruthlessly murdering eachother again and again

[@theBootman76]

Yea

[@ItsKirbinTime]

@@victorthomas6957 This changes everything lol

[@dvaluver]

Real

[@solkat4271]

The face paired with the sentence, “I have to kill Big Man” was one of absolute dread.

[@fadingdreamx]

When I went through the campaign, I couldn't wait for other people to react to the whole "you failed = smited from above" trope

[@ArgyleKatt]

People who didn’t watch the stream will never hear of “Father what is rule 34” and that upsets me.

[@Oretizm]

I did lol and I almost went ballistic out of laughter.

[@novamythic_8466]

WHA- This- the- YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW LITTLE CHATTY

[@christopherc3339]

Can you guys tell me in which stream and the timestamp please, I couldn't hear it because I had school and couldn't watch the stream XD

[@ArgyleKatt]

@@christopherc3339 it’s on FailBoat vods, don’t remember the time stamp, I think it was when he was in the overworld in hero mode.

[@edadankmemes]

@@ArgyleKatt thanks that narrows it down substantially

[@alvaroperez2349]

“And here we are!” I think the Splatoon developers took inspiration from Forgotten Land.

[@MarkoIronFist]

Was the furry goo, abandoned desert, and the waddle dee cage not enough to tell you that?

[@cjlite0210]

@@MarkoIronFist how about the human-created AI, or the [REDACTED]?

[@EpsilonD2]

Lol there's a lot of inspiration, for example that Moai Statue mission where you cover it in ink is totally taken from the Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion finally, and a Mario Sunshine one that will be seen later

[@MarkoIronFist]

@@cjlite0210 I think those came after "And here we are!"

[@bulkypigeon]

Tbf they’re two of the three post-apocalyptic-earth franchises nintendo has under its belt. The other ofc is pikmin.

[@egthatyoutubes8094]

This is from the wiki "Agent 3 is the codename given to the player character of Splatoon 3 by Craig Cuttlefish in Alterna. This makes them and Smallfry the newest members of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. They notably share the title with the series' first playable character, Agent 3 from Splatoon. This is due to the previous Agent 3 being promoted to Captain, leaving the position of Agent 3 open for recruits."

[@arttukettunen5757]

Started playing and right from the first match people were noticably more competent than what they were in the splatfest. Also frick the game for eating nearly 2x the battery compared to Splatoon 2

[@YeetProductions]

Mine’s the opposite lol, playing sploon 2 drains my battery, 3 doesn’t.

[@viatrixxartel664]

FRRR I have to charge it every two secpnds

[@Sparkle8205]

Skill issue

[@Sophist]

Nah but I was lost for likely far longer in that switch level. Competence is a gift bestowed upon the non-youtuber.

[@PineappleBook]

I'm sad he cut out the "You're a kid, You're a Squid, You're a sedimentary rock" joke.

[@animosital1645]

Chat’s text-to-speech messages being Smallfry just should always be like that regardless of the game, it fits so well somehow.

[@florpleborp2275]

Funny enough, that glitch at the beginning has been known for a little while now! Amazing to watch him swim along the left side and just *know* we’re about to witness his first reaction.

[@falsetto6455]

5:49 I have yet to see anyone recognize the Wii U startup sounds when O.R.C.A. activates here.

[@genericyoutubecommenter589]

nobody owned a wii u

[@tsquitz]

12:50 when an eel bites your thigh, and you bleed out and die, that's a moray

[@trankster]

0:39 Smallfry landing after his big fall killed me

[@SpaceGamer07]

I love how little buddy can maul enemies to death

[@alankim4401]

literally, that octo enemy may as well scream in terror and pain, 2:12

[@paulalol4481]

Tbh we need a shirt that says “I survived Failboats life chat”

[@novamythic_8466]

YES PLEASE. I would buy in an INSTANT

[@endgamerplays]

Not even a minute in and we’ve already found a glitch. Good job.

[@galagatorgames1317]

For the "cover the Moai" level, I didn't see the giant Moai in the middle and instead thought that I needed to paint all of the outside edges. That was a waste of time

[@quinnfinity9750]

8:40 is great, I want to clip it and use it as a meme

[@notcreativetocomeupwithani8756]

7:51 : let’s admit it. We all struggled on this. (It took me 14-15 tries)

[@greninji3593]

It took me 1 try what are you talking about

[@ethezgamer6746]

I never was a big Splatoon guy, but fail is making me one. Another great video

[@64KOs]

Join us

[@samurexatlas7373]

If I remember from the trailers correctly, this is a NEW division for the Squid Sisters thing, so new agents.

[@pablotay122]

11:20 Somewhere a spiderman cries...

[@damonatorthegreat6295]

8:25 I know the pain of that level all too well

[@Christopher-zt7ni]

*IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS* 1:13

[@party_penguin2091]

Sometimes I need a Failboat video so I can step back and appreciate how little buddy vibrates in a vacuum cleaner.

[@floofbork9027]

Splatoon videos back to back? Dang, well I hope to see more. :)

[@Unknown_Plays77]

0:59 at the end he looks even worse but I think he looks cooler after he loses his brain

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Nice stream that was. That egg spanning after the stream was great

[@PowerCheese1]

7:30 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@owen_the_oddball8907]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@edwardwhelan5875]

0:32 That feeling when your text to speech donation makes into one of the videos opening gags.

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

I COMPLETED the solo campaign in less than 48 hours, and I loved it SO MUCH! And now I can watch all the videos about it!

[@Md5offical]

5:19 man ruined the moment

[@spaghettiman0511]

“Father what is among us?”

[@simeonbear1133]

​@@spaghettiman0511failboat: goddammit

[@Strucobon]

After finishing everything in the story mode I can strongly say it's more than terrifying this time.

[@thesomethingandsomethingshow]

10:35 ARE KEYSS 🔑

[@AtomicGolem]

🌀👄🌀

[@ihavenoidea2344]

5:01 not again when will that rodent stop causing a continental disaster using an acron

[@Mariofan..]

7:10 say hello to the queen for me

[@Gatorboy5678]

5:59 OMG IT’S THE EMULATOR DOLPHIN

[@gracenblackwelder7727]

6:05 Tartar has traumatized us

[@Goldfish_Brain]

“Delicious boxes” “It is done, father” “I now have blood on my fins” God I love this fandom

[@armyrose2265]

“Father, I can’t blink.” - Little Buddy 2022

[@choboy46]

"I have to kill Big Man." Oh you're in for a surprise

[@Mariofan..]

Failboats must be speedrunning editing right now

[@LexiLex421]

1:42 if I was there, I would of said: give me drip or I’ll eat you for dinner

[@riptopiananimations]

5:06 UNDERTALE

[@BioAndLio]

1:51 beuh

[@supernati0014]

SPLATOON 3 FINALLY WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR

[@micahplays4939]

7:16 you made a mistake! Uh oh! GET PEED ON

[@jaxonmckay3504]

You failed the level, PREPARE TO MEET GOD.

[@Md5offical]

3:54 BRO I DIED THE EDITING IS TOP TIER

[@bella_daze3092]

6:14 THIS IS TOO FUNNY WHAT

[@smugbowkid9919]

Can’t wait for the old Agent 3 to save the new Agent 3 in an ex machina… man how are people going to refer to these two now? Captain 3? It’s kind of similar to Captain Cuttlefish… god this is gonna be confusing.

[@cjlite0210]

Look at the Alterna Logs as you complete the levels if you want some potentially *dark* lore (Idk what's all in there, I just completed the second world, all I know is that it seems to be about the humans)

[@SemiHypercube]

having tts on just lets the chaos unfold

[@plaidhatter1674]

knowing how horrible dementia really is, and how old gramps is, he is doing GREAT

[@ST0AT]

"Your one remaining braincell bounces around your skull like the windows screensaver, and whenever it hits the corner, it generates a coherent thought." Oh, I am SO stealing that!

[@IslaKariese]

The comment about the brain cell at 9:39 was so freaking rude and funny, I keep re-watching that part XD

[@NyanRainbowz2010]

THE BUDDY WITH A AUTOGENERATED VOICE- "It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts" *Cuttlefish jumpscare*

[@EvilEasyE200]

5:22 failboat: enjoying the world Lil, chatty: *FATHER WHAT IS AMONG US* GOD DAMNIT

[@FiverMarch]

I can finally watch this now that I've 100% the story mode. Epic.

[@gingerhairman4768]

Chat being small fry has to be one of my favorite bits.

[@Starlit_Onion]

7:49 I did this first try, flawlessly. No damage.

[@amous64456]

Fail when he sees the zipcast: what?! I look so cool Me when I see the zipcast: I HAVE NOODLE ARM

[@lilymoon4]

0:56 anybody else think it looks like those buildings are flipping you off?

[@Arseneluci]

splatoon 2: make a mistake, explode splatoon 3: make a mistake, meet god

[@TheAwesomeFoxCow]

7:11 Splatoon 2, you make a mistake, uh oh! You splat, die, and redo the level. Splatoon 3, you made a mistake, uh oh! *Meet God*

[@grayvere5741]

Failboat's reaction when he accidentally performed a glitch. It was perfect

[@overthinkingintrovert]

The text to speech little buddy is hilarious, I hope to see it in the next episodes of story mode

[@liammacpherson7301]

I speedran story mode just so I could watch this without spoilers

[@akirapink]

i can't believe cuttlefish still hates the octarians he had an entire arc about that in octo expansion he would've died if not for marina and pearl!!!!

[@Imirui]

10:05 The mind palace you are in is also a garbage disposal

[@N1mbu5]

"Father I Drank Too Muck Soda I think I'm gonna- sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

[@GachaRival]

“Father, I can’t blink.” - Someone in Failboat’s live chat

[@christinahennessy693]

If cuttlefish had a theme song it would be like YOU’RE A SQUID YOU’RE AN old man YOU’RE A SQUID YOU’RE AN old man

[@dxrkerrxses]

"The great zapfish is gone, this thing goes missing more than peach does" 💀

[@zombcheese7313]

It's so scary that I'm practically shivering in my boots right now

[@Criwbombs]

i’m so glad i’m not the only one who got unbelievably confused on that one level

[@RyderMK]

Get ready for more entertaining Splatoon content lads :)

[@nei0-17]

we can all confirm that kirby and the forgotten land has all traumatized us at one point.

[@spacething1959]

Failboat: The dementia’s kicking in. Me: That’s what I said!

[@OzAndAps]

this is a very important video to failboat's modern era. this episode introuced lil chatty

[@thevolcanickitten9195]

2:01 DEMENTIAAAAA! YOU'LL SUFFER SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOU'RE GETTING OLDER!

[@viatrixxartel664]

Did I stay up till 3:30 to finish story mode before even playing turf war TWICE…….perhaps.

[@rubiks_20]

It took me three days straight to finish it

[@Ag3nt-MC]

Dude how did fail get the OOB on his first try on accident while I spent an hour trying for it and gave up

[@kajiilitz]

"I just made a Kaizo level" Nintendo is too way ahead of you my guy

[@CHMernerner]

I love the way lil buddy talking

[@lamisty9-217]

12:11 H u h T h a t' s a n a n i m a l

[@jetstreamtheseawing7547]

"I really feel like batman right now." I think... you mean... spiderman?

[@six_buck_dlc]

they hid Alterna really well in this i was deadass expecting Section 2: Suctioncup Lookout

[@Astro-rw1rw]

Shortened Splatoon plot. Racist old guy recruites children to fight a bear in space

[@crest8302]

Don’t quite know if I should be glad or worried that I finished the entire story mode in a day

[@_____________a_a]

Both, both is good.

[@deezgod45]

it’s pretty short this time, so it’s fine, I mean you can just skip whole sites

[@dnd1016]

Great Zapfish- *Goes missing 3 times* Peach- Goes missing in every game but 2 of them.

[@Ronaldmcdonald0]

“Why you in a bakugan” Cpt. Cuddlefish