The most Terrifying Splatoon game

Splatoon 3 but those eels all diving on me genuinely appeared in my dreams last night
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[@geet9830]

the fake out with octavio is such a great move. it's like the game is saying "don't worry, we're not doing this plot again"

[@zebraroll2037]

fr. when I first opened the game, I was disappointed to hear that the zap fish was just missing and nothing else. went straight to the story but wasn't expecting much. then the fake out happened and I was sold!

[@seantaggart7382]

@@zebraroll2037 yeah quite fun

[@bluebaron6811]

4:04 I genuinely believe that failboat can make anything hilarious just by adding sound effects.

[@Zoroark-]

yas

[@gamercity4211]

It’s obvious tho

[@kittycuddler_4437]

When I saw Frye's little dance I tried to say "She's like Skull Kid", but I accidentally said "Skull *Squid"* ... Best tongue trip of my life

[@soul_raider7624]

Your Tongue knew what you actually meant before your brain could even comprehend

[@kittycuddler_4437]

@@soul_raider7624 Yeah, I guess you're right

[@Tailzy26]

Some one please draw that

[@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington]

lol

[@Null82085]

She even has a flute to charm eels, like how Twilight Skull kid controls monsters and OoT Skull Kid uses a flute

[@spamton4990]

"It's so quiet down here." "F a t h e r , w h a t i s A m o n g U s ?" "GOD DAMMIT"

[@inotonline8838]

Ok who told Little Buddy about that game?

[@Zoroark-]

“This question is sponsored by LITTLE BUDDY: Shadow Legends.”

[@BoulderWraith]

I love that the start of story mode is basically just a parody of Splatoon 2's story mode

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

Then the rest is octo expansion.

[@Kurameno]

They got me in the first part ngl

[@TrinityCore60]

Not just 2; of both of Splatoon’s single player main stories (other than Octo Expansion).

[@slavishentity6705]

They changed everything down to the main menu to make it feel like your average Splatoon story mode. The game really said, " how 'bout you stop getting zapfish and start getting bichirs "

[@epicfries6703]

bassicsly making fun of it 😂😂

[@redivee7382]

I don't know if we should be disturbed or not by the fact that we've grown used to good ol' Creepy Craig the Sewer Grandpa.

[@jetstream6181]

nah im sure its normal

[@iasomnium919]

He's just your neighborhood friendly sewer grandpa.

[@the_godbodor7026]

Don’t worry, just finished the story mode today and I’ll just say…things get weirder…

[@frankiefrendreiss3844]

@@the_godbodor7026 same

[@enderbragen1659]

@@the_godbodor7026 yea

[@somegem6344]

The idols being the antagonists is an interesting concept and I love it.

[@towelclipz]

I love how they're basically oceanic Team Rocket

[@AmethystBM]

@@towelclipz THEY SHOULD HAVE A TEAM ROCKET SPLATFEST!!!!!!! JESSE VS JAMES VS MEOWTH!!!!!

[@towelclipz]

@@AmethystBM Absolutely

[@totallynotaferret]

@@AmethystBM James supremacy

[@Null82085]

James supremacy

[@fg46yt13]

7:50 Splatoon 3: survive for one minute. Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion: don't get hit for one minute.

[@babywizard9027]

Pretty sure Move it move it station was just 30 seconds. I could be wrong though.

[@woomy7.7]

Because not getting hit on deadly dance floor would be something you find in hardcoree mode

[@EpsilonD2]

I really hope other people realize that the mission at 7:19 is a direct call back to the Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion DLC Finale

[@mkkarate6495]

1st playable octoling, splats over a murder weapon of a human statue. 2nd playable octoling, splats a little human head for some money.

[@EpsilonD2]

@@mkkarate6495 A direct call back as in covering something human made in a human shape in ink to complete an objective, it's obviously not the exact same.

[@mkkarate6495]

@@EpsilonD2 ik, I just find it a funny downgrade. Sort of like how bowser was massive in the release of bowser's fury but is small and wearing shorts in the Mario golf trailer for the Nintendo direct a week later.

[@woomy7.7]

@@mkkarate6495 🗿

[@ThatOneSplatoonPlayer-i2u]

@@woomy7.7 🗿🗿

[@brockbracken318]

Splatoon has always been terrifying let’s be honest.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Not to even mention the Octo Expansion from the previous game

[@victorthomas6957]

I guess it is a bunch of teenagers ruthlessly murdering eachother again and again

[@theBootman76]

Yea

[@dvaluver]

Real

[@iplxel7888]

@@victorthomas6957 its all about the money and clothing

[@NightShade1218]

No wonder Frye's forehead is so huge; her head has to contain all her awesomeness.

[@Someguy6851]

Most people say that fry’s fight is just octostomp again when it really isn’t

[@timeless1882]

@@Someguy6851 True, at first I thought the same, but she was way harder and the fight was definitely different than that Octostomp.

[@mecalico4647]

since i thought it was going to be as easy as the first two im trying to 100% without upgrading the hero gear and its a fun challenge

[@samboi123]

Awesomeness is stored in the balls

[@svgaming263]

@@samboi123 well she does have very baggy pants

[@missmadness564]

"Every single campaign is a new nightmare with you" Oh wait until you get to the end of story mode, it gets worse

[@_____________a_a]

I’m so excited for chat to use the text-to-speech thing during it.

[@bluedogz1624]

unpopular opinion but i dont really like the ending… like at all

[@Sparkle8205]

And then the 100% completion secret level TvT

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Playing through the entire story mode until 5am was a whole trip

[@chriscanway4247]

Playing from midnight to 8am is definitely in my top 5 life experiences.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@chriscanway4247 Jesus u good???

[@chriscanway4247]

Yeah I just took a couple of naps after, plus I had a college class at 11am lol

[@AWACSRumble]

@@chriscanway4247 I did the exact same thing too lmao.

[@sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem]

just did the same exact thing, unbearably wild ride

[@solkat4271]

The face paired with the sentence, “I have to kill Big Man” was one of absolute dread.

[@NoHandle44]

I love how the quote, "And here we are!" from Kirby Forgotten Land has become so iconic. It's such a simple phrase. Why is it so popular?

[@Nick-kh5xs]

And here we are

[@rapogirl1391]

And here we are!

[@c0cknballtorture]

T r a u m a

[@ayo.2022]

Automatic language detection

[@Joker_Kirby]

And here we are!

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

Not even a minute in and Daniel already breaks the game. Never change, Dan. Never change.

[@cjlite0210]

Glad that glitch hasn't been patched yet XD

[@Grookey4Smash]

That Lil Buddy voice-over is pure gold!

[@Kookie4uu]

It’s amazing

[@tomlynmathewsjr7514]

*"FATHER I CRAVE C H E D D A R*

[@topsterhat]

"Father what is among us"

[@fadingdreamx]

When I went through the campaign, I couldn't wait for other people to react to the whole "you failed = smited from above" trope

[@ArgyleKatt]

People who didn’t watch the stream will never hear of “Father what is rule 34” and that upsets me.

[@Oretizm]

I did lol and I almost went ballistic out of laughter.

[@novamythic_8466]

WHA- This- the- YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW LITTLE CHATTY

[@christopherc3339]

Can you guys tell me in which stream and the timestamp please, I couldn't hear it because I had school and couldn't watch the stream XD

[@ArgyleKatt]

@@christopherc3339 it’s on FailBoat vods, don’t remember the time stamp, I think it was when he was in the overworld in hero mode.

[@edadankmemes]

@@ArgyleKatt thanks that narrows it down substantially

[@alvaroperez2349]

“And here we are!” I think the Splatoon developers took inspiration from Forgotten Land.

[@MarkoIronFist]

Was the furry goo, abandoned desert, and the waddle dee cage not enough to tell you that?

[@cjlite0210]

@@MarkoIronFist how about the human-created AI, or the [REDACTED]?

[@EpsilonD2]

Lol there's a lot of inspiration, for example that Moai Statue mission where you cover it in ink is totally taken from the Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion finally, and a Mario Sunshine one that will be seen later

[@MarkoIronFist]

@@cjlite0210 I think those came after "And here we are!"

[@bulkypigeon]

Tbf they’re two of the three post-apocalyptic-earth franchises nintendo has under its belt. The other ofc is pikmin.

[@mostlyjovial6177]

Straight up. I had Octo Expansion ptsd from a few of the missions. I distinctly remember a level that was a timetrial, full of ink you couldn't touch without being insta-killed, and you got one curling bomb per checkpoint to get through each section. Literally just, Octo Expansion again. I was so happy to find a level I couldn't beat. Lol

[@zebraroll2037]

same. I got SO SCARED that it was all going to be as hard as octo expansion when it first showed. I'm glad it wasn't.

[@timeless1882]

@@zebraroll2037 Same, I dont mind a challenge, but Octo Expansion was definitely anxiety inducing.

[@cjlite0210]

Splatoon 2: You fail a mission, the ink sac on your back inflates and explodes (don't even think about it) Splatoon 3: You fail a mission, God himself smites you with rainbow-like ink, pouring it on you like a nice chocolate fondue

[@PineappleBook]

I'm sad he cut out the "You're a kid, You're a Squid, You're a sedimentary rock" joke.

[@jackofn0trades29]

Making the idols into rivals and bosses is the biggest brain move I can think of from the Splatoon team so far.

[@egthatyoutubes8094]

This is from the wiki "Agent 3 is the codename given to the player character of Splatoon 3 by Craig Cuttlefish in Alterna. This makes them and Smallfry the newest members of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. They notably share the title with the series' first playable character, Agent 3 from Splatoon. This is due to the previous Agent 3 being promoted to Captain, leaving the position of Agent 3 open for recruits."

[@animosital1645]

Chat’s text-to-speech messages being Smallfry just should always be like that regardless of the game, it fits so well somehow.

[@falsetto6455]

5:49 I have yet to see anyone recognize the Wii U startup sounds when O.R.C.A. activates here.

[@11mcs29]

13:40 literally killed me lol

[@Sophist]

Nah but I was lost for likely far longer in that switch level. Competence is a gift bestowed upon the non-youtuber.

[@TheBetterCrustacean]

"I always knew chat was rabid but now I can weaponize it" Daniel "Failboat"-2022

[@arttukettunen5757]

Started playing and right from the first match people were noticably more competent than what they were in the splatfest. Also frick the game for eating nearly 2x the battery compared to Splatoon 2

[@YeetProductions]

Mine’s the opposite lol, playing sploon 2 drains my battery, 3 doesn’t.

[@viatrixxartel664]

FRRR I have to charge it every two secpnds

[@Sparkle8205]

Skill issue

[@florpleborp2275]

Funny enough, that glitch at the beginning has been known for a little while now! Amazing to watch him swim along the left side and just *know* we’re about to witness his first reaction.

[@jt353]

9:39 that has to be the single greatest insult I've ever heard in all my life

[@k.2167]

and the funniest

[@RedTheWeeb]

I cant believe I predicted bigman being evil. To be fair it's the whole group but still

[@_____________a_a]

Spoiler alert* - - - - - At least until their power of friendship moment with everyone and little buddy. I literally cannot wait to see the chat using text-to-speech gimmick during it.

[@RedTheWeeb]

@@_____________a_a little buddy creates world peace

[@jordanrichardson2367]

….

[@jordanrichardson2367]

Spoiler alert?! This is why we can’t have nice things

[@_____________a_a]

@@jordanrichardson2367 bro it’s implied that little buddy creates world peace and I’m pretty sure that the only reason they said Big man’s a villain is because that’s literally shown in the video.

[@paulalol4481]

Tbh we need a shirt that says “I survived Failboats life chat”

[@novamythic_8466]

YES PLEASE. I would buy in an INSTANT

[@tsquitz]

12:50 when an eel bites your thigh, and you bleed out and die, that's a moray

[@trankster]

0:39 Smallfry landing after his big fall killed me

[@SpaceGamer07]

I love how little buddy can maul enemies to death

[@alankim4401]

literally, that octo enemy may as well scream in terror and pain, 2:12

[@endgamerplays]

Not even a minute in and we’ve already found a glitch. Good job.

[@stefanspelt3578]

7:56 Agreed! That would be a GREAT feature to have instead of... Lockers?

[@bella_daze3092]

7:00 I swear I got mental flashbacks to Octo Expansion’s 8 ball levels 😭

[@quinnfinity9750]

8:40 is great, I want to clip it and use it as a meme

[@galagatorgames1317]

For the "cover the Moai" level, I didn't see the giant Moai in the middle and instead thought that I needed to paint all of the outside edges. That was a waste of time

[@samurexatlas7373]

If I remember from the trailers correctly, this is a NEW division for the Squid Sisters thing, so new agents.

[@nazarwardzyk3021]

3:57 i wasn't expecting a bakugan

[@ethezgamer6746]

I never was a big Splatoon guy, but fail is making me one. Another great video

[@64KOs]

Join us

[@WorthyEpert1]

11:58 nah FailBoat, Shiver is hitting the Dio WRRRYYYYYYYY pose

[@party_penguin2091]

Sometimes I need a Failboat video so I can step back and appreciate how little buddy vibrates in a vacuum cleaner.

[@spanchi1033]

The amount of braincells I also lost in that box and keys level while watching

[@MadWeegee]

You thought his run was bad, I was in that level for over 10 minutes...

[@squee-g1658]

@@MadWeegee 20 mins for me…

[@damonatorthegreat6295]

8:25 I know the pain of that level all too well

[@notcreativetocomeupwithani8756]

7:51 : let’s admit it. We all struggled on this. (It took me 14-15 tries)

[@greninji3593]

It took me 1 try what are you talking about

[@floofbork9027]

Splatoon videos back to back? Dang, well I hope to see more. :)

[@pablotay122]

11:20 Somewhere a spiderman cries...

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Nice stream that was. That egg spanning after the stream was great

[@cha0tics1ns46]

the story ending especially was kinda… interesting. it definitely wasnt something i expected.

[@GoofygamerxX]

“The Octavians are coming!” Me who decided to be a octling as well:sir that is offensive

[@Unknown_Plays77]

0:59 at the end he looks even worse but I think he looks cooler after he loses his brain

[@Christopher-zt7ni]

*IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS* 1:13

[@bella_daze3092]

I love how Dan gave the smallfry a voice and it’s one of those bit voices and he calls him father😂 it’s wholesome and funny lol

[@Axsuroth_]

Fun fact: those eye platforms that show you a view of something also outline hidden treasure things so you know where to look without waiting on small fry to alert you of them

[@edwardwhelan5875]

0:32 That feeling when your text to speech donation makes into one of the videos opening gags.

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

I COMPLETED the solo campaign in less than 48 hours, and I loved it SO MUCH! And now I can watch all the videos about it!

[@mettatonex745neo5]

more failboat content finally,the goat has arrived

[@c0cknballtorture]

Failgoat

[@ihavenoidea2344]

5:01 not again when will that rodent stop causing a continental disaster using an acron

[@PowerCheese1]

7:30 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@Strucobon]

After finishing everything in the story mode I can strongly say it's more than terrifying this time.

[@gracenblackwelder7727]

6:05 Tartar has traumatized us

[@Mariofan..]

7:10 say hello to the queen for me

[@COMBUSTEDsun]

4:31 OH MY GOD NO LITTLE BUDDY😭😭

[@Gatorboy5678]

5:59 OMG IT’S THE EMULATOR DOLPHIN

[@LexiLex421]

1:42 if I was there, I would of said: give me drip or I’ll eat you for dinner

[@thesomethingandsomethingshow]

10:35 ARE KEYSS 🔑

[@AtomicGolem]

🌀👄🌀

[@Mariofan..]

Failboats must be speedrunning editing right now

[@shaldurprime7154]

Splatoon story level design looks like those ethereal void-space bonus levels in Super Mario Sunshine, it has that very specific vibe that just kind of radiates "bad time" which is why I have had no interest in playing Splatoon 2 despite having access to it for over a year

[@supernati0014]

SPLATOON 3 FINALLY WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR

[@toast1069]

Normally you can just skip cutscenes, but Nintendo took a bold approach and lets you skip alot of the story mode

[@m4yr4i]

This had some banger edits, I want more of of the story mode. Good job, fail and Noteblock.

[@Md5offical]

3:54 BRO I DIED THE EDITING IS TOP TIER

[@literal-garbage]

Splatoon nfts 2:58

[@micahplays4939]

7:16 you made a mistake! Uh oh! GET PEED ON

[@jaxonmckay3504]

You failed the level, PREPARE TO MEET GOD.

[@armyrose2265]

“Father, I can’t blink.” - Little Buddy 2022

[@Md5offical]

5:19 man ruined the moment

[@spaghettiman0511]

“Father what is among us?”

[@simeonbear1133]

​@@spaghettiman0511failboat: goddammit

[@Q-Squid]

It's really weird hearing that voice for the fish after watching Zentreya for so long.

[@floofyboi7546]

I was thinking the same thing

[@choboy46]

"I have to kill Big Man." Oh you're in for a surprise

[@rockyboi1961]

10:08 I can confirm it was not a content throw, it also happened to me

[@SemiHypercube]

having tts on just lets the chaos unfold

[@riptopiananimations]

5:06 UNDERTALE

[@smugbowkid9919]

Can’t wait for the old Agent 3 to save the new Agent 3 in an ex machina… man how are people going to refer to these two now? Captain 3? It’s kind of similar to Captain Cuttlefish… god this is gonna be confusing.

[@Goldfish_Brain]

“Delicious boxes” “It is done, father” “I now have blood on my fins” God I love this fandom

[@cjlite0210]

Look at the Alterna Logs as you complete the levels if you want some potentially *dark* lore (Idk what's all in there, I just completed the second world, all I know is that it seems to be about the humans)

[@Md5offical]

9:38 Well said, fish

[@IslaKariese]

The comment about the brain cell at 9:39 was so freaking rude and funny, I keep re-watching that part XD

[@bella_daze3092]

6:14 THIS IS TOO FUNNY WHAT

[@BioAndLio]

1:51 beuh

[@FiverMarch]

I can finally watch this now that I've 100% the story mode. Epic.

[@gingerhairman4768]

Chat being small fry has to be one of my favorite bits.

[@carlosdude64]

I'm glad zentreya is collabing with fleshtubers, she's great at voicing little buddy!

[@nickmoore8145]

callie is like a pomeranian that lives with small kids and just loves running around with them. she's very cute, not a lot going on in her brain. marie is like a cat owned by an old lady who's NEVER seen another animal before, would be very mad if she saw a dog, other cat, or human child.

[@plaidhatter1674]

knowing how horrible dementia really is, and how old gramps is, he is doing GREAT

[@EvilEasyE200]

5:22 failboat: enjoying the world Lil, chatty: *FATHER WHAT IS AMONG US* GOD DAMNIT

[@Imveryunoriginal]

7:21 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿