Spoilers Ahead - Re: Branded (Branded)

[@robertholiday2846]

"THERE WILL BE ENOUGH CUSHION FOR MORE PUSHIN', THAN EVER BEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE." I fucking died.

[@ArtemusCain]

This movie is on Netflix. GO SEE IT. I've never seen writing this horrible and pretentious in my life. It's on a new level of "up its own ass" It has to be seen to be fucking believed.

[@VileVamp]

Are we talking The Room level bad (So bad it's unintentionally a hilarious comedy), or Battlefield Earth? (Irredeemably bad.)

[@ArtemusCain]

The message is unholy-ly retarded, but the acting is good, the production values are decent, and it's clear somebody tried, but it's all wasted on the stupid as fuck message and writing. So........ bit of column A, bit of column B, to be honest.

[@joeysands8893]

I just watched it out of curiosity to see if it was really that bad, and it was worse. It really had great acting and effects, but all of the other aspects of the "movie" (with serious air quotes around the word movie) were just so awful. So this is really just is all you need to see. Watch this video and save yourself another 90 minutes that you will want back if you watch the real movie. It is actually really boring.

[@GSpezzeGuitar]

what about in "The Room"?

[@cvanceter]

you have to get peeeeple to like you. PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPLE

[@ryankelly9068]

Wrong one.

[@cvanceter]

Ryan Kelly PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE

[@ryankelly9068]

cvanceter PEEEEEPUL

[@jordanbazley6242]

cvanceter PEEEEEEEPUL

[@judgeboony2695]

Peepul

[@ZeroSanNG]

Even though I doubt he likes anime, I'd love to see him do the convoluted mess of anime known as Neon Genesis Evangelion

[@ironwill1646]

so lyle totaly predicted body positivity in this video.

[@DrakeVagabond]

The answer is PEOPLLLLLLLLLE

[@Phe0niz]

PEEEPUL!

[@ActuatedGear]

Pheoniz Pee pool?...Be glad Quagmire didnt hear that.

[@tpruss97]

actuatedgear giggity

[@ActuatedGear]

tpruss97 AH FUCK! JACK THE RIPPER! JACK THE RIPPER!!! JACK DA RIPPERRRR!!!!!!!

[@tpruss97]

giggity giggity goo

[@gwengoodrich]

The ad before I watched this was samsung

[@InklingAshRaptorPlaysCardboard]

MARCUS' DAD

[@IED777]

3:55 and 8:03 are just the best things lyle has ever said

[@sticklyboi]

4:44 lyle u gotta update this, annotations changed on youtube a while back and the joke doesnt work now

[@BlockBuster_____]

Hey O swear the meth head from down my street had the same thing happen to him just yesterday. He then went on to make dannie darko.

[@blackdeadtree1]

lyle is pretty good at evil man voice

[@InspectorSaget]

"There will be enough cushion for more pushin' than ever before!!!!" Lol Lyle you make u funniest voices

[@KiwamiClaud]

Spoilers Ahead: Scott Pilgrim vs The World

[@UltimateThanos]

Scott Pilgrim vs His Own Closet Gay Rage.

[@CaptinHavoc1]

UltimateThanos Scary Penis vs. A Planet

[@UltimateThanos]

CaptinHavoc1 Eh, that one strays too far from the mothership.

[@CaptinHavoc1]

UltimateThanos Let's see. We need something that looks or sounds like Scott and a synonym for world.

[@buttkingsley1403]

Scooting penis vs the waldorf

[@pokefreak3]

Every time he says "Mark" I keep expecting Marcus' dad, even though I know it's not going to happen

[@AFortunateJinx]

"...and then builds Gulags, because fuck you!" I fucking lost it there

[@About9000]

Why is Will Smith Genie in a video from 2012? Are you guys prophets? doomsayers?

[@leroy_jenkenz1541]

I think I'd rather die than live in a world where fat people can be confined in their body. Me in 2020: same

[@DiggerDeeper01]

I can't figure out the actual name of the movie.

[@Shauny7488]

Branded

[@outofhisdammind]

You can now use the "putting a moustache to the bad guy" app available in the droid market place and in the apple app store.

[@midoking56]

the beginning description you did perfectly describes this movie to me. I immediately knew what you were talking about

[@hugmuun]

I've never head of this movie are you sure people would really remember it if they looked it up

[@Kestrelos]

came out recently I think, I remember seeing trailers a few months ago

[@funnybot152]

I'd say the bright red "Rumble Vibrators" warrants at least a mention

[@selkie100]

This movie was a hell of a laugh. Definitely watch again, maybe even when drunk because MARKETING SPY.

[@joeysands8893]

I saw it and was really bored. I did laugh, but it wasn't worth it.

[@SodaMan929]

I just saw it and FUCK that movie was laughably bad.

[@selkie100]

Yeah, It's great. It makes the part of me that loves shite films so happy

[@Sazilla]

More of these. I show my support of this series sir.

[@thehighground2151]

I wish lyle did more O: hes just so good at wht he does and hes fucking hilarious

[@Kolossus_]

castle Gayskull... XD

[@MAM180]

Right so, mister/ma'am. It was a pleasure finding someone to talk with around this corner.

[@DXMario]

you do the best movie critics ever. of all time

[@ValerieHeart]

Same, I haven't seen most of the things he talks about here but I still find them extremely funny. XD

[@Nadrajreta]

Love this. Keep it up lyle! ps love the voice

[@SNOWSOS]

I want to watch the movie now

[@XenonZer0]

These are the greatest film reviews ever.

[@SuperAntonboy]

2Catogory: Learning and education" spot on ;D

[@Jerichonumber2]

LOLL NEVER EVEN SEEN THE TRALIER! THAT WAS FUKIN WEIRD!

[@that1guy439]

saw the trailer first reaction: oh yea I remember this second reaction: MAKE IT STOP

[@notbobby125]

Advertising has actually existed for thousands of years. Roman Galdiators would actually spout product slogans after they won matches (read, killed their opposition) and their images would be included in posters all over the cities.

[@thanatos313games]

sounds like a movie i really need to watch

[@TemporarilyWoW]

GOD I LOVE THESE VIDEOS!

[@jeerome0406]

Do Total Recall man, we need the hilarity.

[@wako1576]

"Who the hell is stupid enough to pay for advertising in a movie that's strictly against suicide? just samsung apparently"

[@modakkagitplugga]

I actually really liked this movie, I liked how a lot of the symbolism comes from various cultures, though honestly the most famous from Hebrew Traditions, but I Love that.

[@geardog24]

This movie sounds like the best comedy of the year.

[@Soler4485]

This is essentially what I said earlier I must agree with you on this point.

[@RKellyMask]

7:00 to 8:20 was the best "more cushion for the pushing!"

[@Soler4485]

The cow theme is just representative of the burgers. Get it THE BURGER which is constantly talked about throughout the film.

[@SpeakLikeAColombian]

AMAZING! MOARR VIDEOS PLEASE.

[@kenlovesbacon]

THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS 7:07

[@bmprelude]

Gmx7 actually does a pretty good mark Hamilton

[@Anatarion99]

*SPOILER* This movie is about a Space Cow God who didn't like people eating the creatures who represented him on earth so he branded a human much like humans brand cows to do his bidding and make it so the world stopped eating them. Is it bad this is the only way this movie makes any sense at all to me?

[@frosty036]

*Not just Samsung, Volvo was in it too.

[@lexzetusko]

i love the evil voice it is perfect

[@LarvicarioZ]

was the russian accent at 5:50 partly influenced by pickles the drummer from metalocalypse?

[@CuriousWhale]

the genie moved.

[@bareakon]

That last line is legitimately something I'm interested in...

[@SolidSteak420]

On Formspring, you answered a question about Spoilers Ahead saying you might upload a video outlining the process of creating the "script" (or ideas, anyway, since you don't really make a script) for the series. Are you still planning on doing that? I'd really love to see it.

[@morganrock1]

I like to HeLp the koalas With ThEIR chocolate AdVeNtUrEs BUT that rino stole my lungs!..

[@TheRaidenUkeJack]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN GENIUS

[@UBERMAN253]

At the end I was expecting him to yell "MARCUS' DAD!!!"

[@MAM180]

Trully, the only thing stranger than fiction is reality.

[@BananaMcGee1]

I.. I want to watch this movie sooo bad now.

[@dgd1543]

conveyance for the win.

[@romansrule3]

How can you not find it? It came up as the first result in youtube.

[@rejectedcar]

@8BitHomicide If it's a name that ends with a "s" then you do put an "s" after it. So saying Marcus's dad is correct.

[@_rvth_]

Director - "ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!"

[@Logan912]

I was imagining Starscream talking during the raspy "Hamburger Guy"'s voice parts.

[@brainsandbronze]

lyle, you should make a spoilers ahead of the new birdman movie xD

[@azmose89]

You should do either Heavy Rain or The Happening.

[@igrungeisded]

Psychicpebbles, if you're reading this, upload a new video all ready.

[@Jerichonumber2]

Watched this movie..... So Gay!

[@faceskullpunch63]

Like 7 to 1, no joke!

[@Jerichonumber2]

faceskullpunch63 It was just.... So Stupid it was funny... XD I enjoyed it...because of how BAD it was! XD I watched wit my Girlfriend.... It made it more bearable!! XP

[@Phe0niz]

Jerichonumber2 With 6 friends?

[@Jerichonumber2]

Pheoniz Nah, wit my girlfriend. Twas fun to laugh at how stupid it was. X }

[@Killalink2552]

best one yet

[@mudkipzfan545]

Would it be possible to do Schindler's List next?

[@loopyhawk]

i had to look up the trailer and realize i had already seen the trailer and heard of the movie.. no wonder i didn't go see this..

[@skylarf12ify]

When I saw this I thought its was hilarious but did not remember this movie then I saw the trailer and I was all like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IVE SEEN THIS TRAILER BEFORE HE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

[@tiboron74]

There will be enough cushion for more pushin' than ever before

[@Flymehomegiantswan]

Sweet cobra commander voice dawg

[@MediumRareOpinions]

at around 8 mins in, is that a cobra commander voice?

[@sporetox]

Am I the only one who wants to see him do this to Casablanca? I really want to see his opinons on an older film.

[@AquinasofAwesome]

After hearing this "review", I really want to see this movie now.

[@jonconner5325]

Glad to see I'm not the only person struggling with that.

[@jaydengarza416]

More cushin for more pushin than ever before!!! Bwahahahahaha

[@DuhBeyonder]

Marcus' daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd

[@Niko_Tortellini]

What's the music at 3:55 ?

[@danpmcd97]

please do looper that would be awsome

[@timeweoya]

Nope! Haven't even seen the trailer!

[@SoulGizmo]

I went to so try and see this movie, but it was already out of theaters before I could even....

[@outofhisdammind]

Thumbs up for truth. I fucking love the people here on youtube.

[@TheFrozenSyndicate]

@Ron O'Rourke fps Russia is not even a real Russian it's a voice that fps Kyle does

[@Kopheay]

The image depicts the Space Cow God branding the protagonist, he is naked because he's supposed to be like pure human or something, untouched by material possessions, and the Aladdin genie coming out of his neck represents rumble vibrators co, since the people's neck things show there desires, this one is just making a joke that he wants a vibrator.

[@Maakufamous]

"Then Russia bans advertising and builds gulags, because fuck you." XD

[@Th3EpitapH]

lyle you're my favorite reply girl.

[@pitbull2225]

Right to the letter

[@Metalheadgangster]

5:08 well,thats just a normal day for Milos.

[@Mustyshoes132]

Jesus christ that's alot of questions.

[@TheC236]

the sad thing is the first line he says is completely true

[@xXMDub89Xx]

Lol XD More cushion for the pushin' than ever before

[@TheLuckyIrishDevil]

I'd love to see this guys reaction to Homestuck...

[@outofhisdammind]

I have the sinking feeling that Rat Race wasn't just a movie. But hey, at least noone sold their kidneys for an iphhhhh........fuck.....

[@VRTXProductions]

and there will be more cushin for more pushin for ever more!!!!!