Spoilers Ahead - Twilight (...Seriously)

[@steamedrice97]

"When you read the book," says Robert Pattinson, the actor for Edward Cullen "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And *the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy,* so that's how I played him, as a *manic-depressive who hates himself.* Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."

[@MrNoremac208]

8 years later and this holds up just as well as when I was 17

[@krodmandoon3479]

lmao ur almost 30 now

[@WrathClub]

Not nearly as many requests as Twilight. Most requested is actually Avatar.

[@bareakon]

I can read Twilight, and dismiss it as garbage. Or I can dismiss it as garbage without reading it, to save time... Yeah.... I'll do that.

[@CaptainObsidian]

As much as I don't like the books or the movies, you don't get to have an opinion on something without watching or reading it

[@bareakon]

It's possible I may have been joking.... ;) As it stands, I read the first one, and found it so obnoxiously terrible that I didn't watch the films or read the rest of them...

[@gagagegegigigogogugu]

Dave Strider "...you don't get to have an opinion..." - I'm sorry but this is just ridiculous, an opinion is not something you're granted or consciously make, when you are presented with something an opinion will instantly form even if you don't know anything about it. There's nothing forbidding you from thinking/saying "Twilight is garbage." even if you haven't read nor watched it.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Dave Strider Yes, you DO get to have an opinion on something without watching/reading/listening/playing it, it's called listening to critics who perform free and valuable public service announcements in the form of snarky, scathing critiques designed to inform all who listen to save yourself some precious time and money and stay the hell away!

[@Omaen9]

The problem is not "being allowed to have an opinion", but that if you watched/read it, your opinion has more value or weight than the one that did not watched/read it.

[@JHenryEden]

PROCESSING... PROCESSING.... YOU ARE A VAMPIRE.

[@Senthain]

CHIZ PIZZA

[@eeeveeeve]

Senthain You want a cheese pizza?

[@Senthain]

Corrupt Soul YES, PLIZ

[@Phe0niz]

Senthain NO.... CHIZ.

[@xboxgamerz500]

Is your picture the enclave

[@Inquisitor81]

Lyle has the perfect balance of condescension and self deprecation.

[@BeesKneesMcGee]

"Class 5 homosexual" THANK YOU! THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING ABOUT TWILIGHT

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

I told this joke to someone and he went all SJW up on me. I guess Class Five Homosexual was one of his triggers...

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

***** Lol, nice!

[@donnakmunday]

That's. Way off it's more of a class 9000

[@alexanderstilianov]

I love how accurate your impression of Cardboard Steward is. Seriously dude, you nailed it like 7 on 1. Wait what?

[@SuperCaitball]

I couldn't breathe from when you did the "ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER" thing. oh god I hurt everywhere

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

And then someone trying to write terrible kinky fanfiction wrote 50 shades of grey literally in about 3 weeks and they made a movie. Yes Lyle, you will have to do that movie, too.

[@chrismescudi6594]

Not gonna happen :(

[@Vance_Danger]

chris mescudi why not?

[@Life_and_Gaming]

Nicolas Villanueva He doesn’t do Spoilers Ahead anymore

[@ronnickels5193]

Folding Ideas did a good review of the series

[@InStInCs1009]

I don't know if it's just me, but that gang rape thing was funny as fuck. "5 or a 6. Definitely fuckable, mind you, but not something to wreck with your buddies."

[@legocontrollerjr]

As a homosexual... I agree... I mean Class 5 homosexual is fitting...

[@joeysands8893]

As another gay man (a bear though, so I'm not gay enough to get classes correct 100% of the time) I think the twinkling gets him at least to class 7. You know that he has been somewhere class 7 or above if he glitters in sunlight. I don't know for sure though, I'm only like class 2 or 3. Like that's on par with the shit on Bravo.

[@joeysands8893]

- DrinkTheEbolaNectarFromMyAfricanLovePump - Are you talking about His comment or mine? His comment was very ironic and tongue in cheek, Mine was just made up bullshit that I thought would be funny aside from the part where I say I'm gay, that is true.

[@legocontrollerjr]

joey sands Are you single?

[@joeysands8893]

- DrinkTheEbolaNectarFromMyAfricanLovePump - Okay. I should have noticed that. My bad.

[@joeysands8893]

lcjr No. I have been in a committed relationship for 4 years.

[@AJ-hu4ig]

Whenever I watch this, I always lose it at "intense negrate rage".

[@RockLegend2A]

This was the best fucking movie review I've ever heard.

[@Greasyheels]

*inhales * I know your secret BEEP! Processing.....Processing..... you are a vamPIRE

[@Greasyheels]

***** ow mah ears

[@girlywolfpup1588]

I see "Spoilers Ahead Fifty Shades of Grey" in the future

[@theboneyardpodcast7968]

+OneWingedDash OWD I can see the title now "Spoilers Ahead Fifty Shits of Gay"

[@PandasREvil]

+John Snow agreed 😂😂

[@destroyerblackdragon]

+John Snow too obvious dude

[@AliceHiraeth]

Nah I see "Fifty Shits of Fuck This"

[@sociallyinadequate8598]

OneWingedDash OWD fifty shades of virgin?

[@INTERNALSERVERERROR500]

Lyle I love you........ you worth 7 to 1

[@PinkManGuy]

5:25 "You'd better stay away from me, I'm bad neeeews!" Whatever you say, OneyNG.

[@bombzo5678]

Blazi Ken NO MORE BILL!

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Look Chris, it's you

[@TheRobotDevilInside]

Wait... You guys also have been bestowed to have the ability to see through glass?

[@Revan-xn5dw]

Yes..

[@AdrianLeeGod]

YOU CAN SEE THROUGH GLASS? BURN THE WITCH!

[@Jerichonumber2]

BTW FOLKS THESE ARE COMING BACK! OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT LYLE SAID IN HIS LIVE STREAM HE DID RECENTLY!

[@iHuzza]

Ironic, looking at how you said this 8 months ago and yet there's been barely anything on his channel. You got me really hyped :'(

[@BlizzardofOze]

6 years later...

[@TheMasterJCL]

His Bella voice is the funniest thing

[@maurotula]

"I know your secret... *BEEP*"

[@jrewb7003]

I think the most hilarious part of this video is the sound of the snooty girl having an anurism.

[@rion6151]

Auto Winning 1:13

[@naruto99924]

Actually both Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson hated this movie and acting in it with a passion, they've made rants about it and openly admitted it in interviews. IDK about Kristens actual 'acting skills' but apparently that braindead unemotional shtick is what she is suppose to be doing according to Stephany Meyers and her books. I still can't not hate her though. And I only like Robert Pattinson because of the Harry Potter movies :/

[@Hal9000ize]

You see the lighthouse?

[@purplechicken_69]

Watch good time

[@AsdAsd-ck4iv]

Could you bring this series back?

[@Nojical]

Twilight was terrible, they shouldn't bring it back

[@xSmuggen]

+Nojical Spoilers Ahead, not twilight. twilight is horrendous

[@callummiles2566]

Well you got ya wish, it's back and better than ever :D

[@MrCatchTwenty2]

"Category: Comedy, Entertainment, LEARNING & EDUCATION"

[@QueenHolly832]

Came back to this video and realized this is one of my favorite videos of all time

[@gallaros9]

"I have the ability to see through glass and dont market it as a superpower" at that point, I completely lost control of my laughter

[@DINNER-man]

I hope everyone who worked on this film sees this.

[@ChrisRayGun]

I think Arin and Lyle could be linked easily. Lyle did the voice for an animation Egoraptor was a part of, if I'm not mistaken.

[@Jamma_V]

Yes chris

[@bigphil2695]

You may be onto something

[@DingleDarn]

This is Twilight summarized in 9 minutes.

[@jussimattsen4583]

It is the point of this series. Well done on figuring that out!

[@jussimattsen4583]

It is the point of this series. Well done on figuring that out!

[@DingleDarn]

Don't know if you're insulting me or not... Oh well. No fucks are given!

[@thaprofessor1]

"You can summarize her entire personality with a guttural sound" Fucking. Dead.

[@FuglyTHEtroll]

Why is this the first time I've seen this? You, my friend, are the best at making things that I think suck, genuinely suck on an explainable level!

[@zombiewarrior225]

Lyle McDouchebag is the best movie critic ever!

[@CaptinHavoc1]

You and me together Rainbow lol

[@ReviewTube2012]

"What we're really dealing with here, is known as a class 5 homosexual!" Lyle I love how you tore this apart. Granted so many others have torn it apart. But you're Sanity expierience has made this a boat load funnier.

[@COFFEEWSUGA]

This- This is amazing- Too amazing- *dies*

[@ThexBerserkerxChick]

I come back to this video at least once a year. Still insanely accurate, and hilarious.

[@Konturga]

I feel like 0:47 is the best part..

[@Derikimi]

4:29 kind of reminds of this chiz pizza joke on game grumps.....

[@MrDoYouKnowMe2211]

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT... NUFF SAID........ BITCHES.....

[@Whatevsman27]

sir the fact that you are still alive after such a terrible ordeal is astounding. I salute you

[@JewishPharaoh]

Holy shit Lyle can see through glass?!

[@juanjoaquinhaban6411]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

[@senor_fu3go8]

Lyle we need a resurgence of spoilers ahead

[@Cinefan1958]

I am so glad that someone had the balls to say how bad The Twilight Saga is in comic details. I love it. DING

[@Violet51000]

Is that Sarcasm, Or are you just referencing the review? Cause this twilight had to be the worst book series and movie series I've ever had to endure. Seriously, It was soooo just... - DING.

[@smurpo2956]

Lyle sounds a lot like Jessie Pinkman in his earlier years.

[@Embersword281]

someone needs to call lucian to pop his ult on edward

[@stygandrinvictus7814]

Omg yes.

[@bravotone6637]

Lyle you poor, poor, man. I only watched like the first 30 minutes of the movie and i could literally my life, confidence, and brain cells disintegrating before my very eyes. I cant even imagine the pain you're going through even though you expressed it so vividly in this video.

[@CaptinHavoc1]

I'd go three-to-one with my bros on that girl from the Matrix: Reloaded. The one Neo had to kiss to get to the keymaker.

[@WHYRUHEREMANCMON]

This is honestly one of the best videos on KZbin

[@dylanaroberts97]

DO THE ROOM! PLEASE!

[@Creekmore]

Just not on a "I'll-work-for-this" kinda level, and definitely not "run-a-train-on-it-with-your-bros" material. Absolutely killed me. Thanks Lyle.

[@ArseneLupinIIIMrjovoni]

Well spit it out Ho i havent got allday. >:3

[@elicampbell4258]

lyle you put my opinion of kristins appearance into words perfectly

[@Bigbird93]

he sounds like jesse pinkman

[@bluelightman1]

and looks like nathen drake from uncharted.

[@McDADDyK]

Who's that?

[@Bigbird93]

will smith go home you're drunk

[@pupzluv135]

Oh my god. I love your voice. It makes everything sound so awesome.

[@vanhalenman60]

i havent even seen any of the movies yet

[@Enoonb]

Please don't... Unless you mean parody movies. Those are awesome, watch those.

[@GeorgeWTierney]

this made me laugh so hard, how have I never heard of you???? definite sub!

[@TheMRTIMBUK2]

Twilight is nice movie and i have watched it 25 times,

[@LoneWanderer101]

MEG! Get off peter's account!

[@Clairebee]

I'd pity you but it's your fault.

[@Bigbird93]

GOD DAMNIT MEG!!!! SHUT UP

[@dantearron5510]

Ding

[@VileVamp]

Dante arron Ding again.

[@Staysa001]

I still can't get over the cries in the very beginning, so amazing.

[@GrumpFumbler]

Is Lyle Shadman?

[@lazyd3vil]

Holy smokes, Batman, I think he's on to something!

[@BozYT]

lazyd3vil pretty sure lyes not shad man -__- at least, as far as i know...

[@lazyd3vil]

Ryslife98 Really? REvelation! This one guy said that Lyle is not Shadman, guys! It must be true!

[@alalvarez7301]

Until some time ago, i didn't knew who "Shadman" is, but the number of times i puked after watching some of his """"art""" is absurd.

[@alalvarez7301]

***** Oh yeah, thank you Lyle. SARCASM.

[@SkwareBlox]

This lacks views, this is worthy of views. HOW COME PEOPLE HAVEN'T VIEWED THIS ENOUGH?

[@HolsovanUltimate]

Chiz Pizza

[@Skyrunners383]

When Lyle said "Dying for someone she loves", the love part did NOT sound right coming out of his mouth.

[@chrisemerson1501]

Ding.

[@Lypples]

this is amazing you probably put more effort into this then the Mormon lady did into writing the book.

[@chiefr9627]

Again 7 TO 1. HOLY SHIT

[@lazersify]

Yo 7 to 1?

[@Saigejo]

Okay, the ever-changing pet names make this the best Twilight review I've yet to hear. Spot-on.

[@JimJava007]

I need everyone to watch this video so they understand why I keep giggling every time Donald Trump talks about how the last debate was "3 to 1."

[@TheAbbyStabby]

Normally the Twilight jokes are so worn out. I usually groan at even the thought of them. But just all the names and the way things are said somehow makes this really funny. Well done, good sir. Also, props to Chris for the drawings in the videos.

[@heehoo-yf5zc]

Bleh, twilight is shit! Not twilight sparkle of course :)

[@lightblur7233]

Of course not twilight sparkle. Are you insane?!

[@heehoo-yf5zc]

Twilight's sparkle's awesome :D This movie is terrible.

[@lightblur7233]

Thank you

[@StiffMeister08]

Lack of interest in the best videos on youtube ever :| Boringtron 3000,laughed so hard

[@babysealsareyummy]

“Spread-ward Colon” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OfficialDjTalksick]

i lost it when lyle imitated her voice flawlessly

[@Chrrymatt]

"No father I'd rather stay in my room." Haahah

[@silox100]

I don't think anyone could recover from such a traumatic experience. Good luck to you.

[@b0bm3rley]

I watch this every day...Never gets old.

[@naruyashan]

"I have the ability to see through glass, but I don't try to market it as a superpower..." Well, it depends on if there's anything odd about how you do so. Like, if you can see through any form of glass with perfect clarity, you could call that a superpower.

[@MikeFonz_]

I had to stop half way through because I was laughing so hard. His voice just works so well with these kinds of rants.

[@Hamburgex]

You are a god... I'm only half way through the video and I'm laughing my ass off. Seriously, it's great.

[@thevibesgaming1]

Lyle, this video is the exact reason why we wanted it.

[@videogabes623]

This is the most truthful Twilight review EVER!

[@darajon9972]

I think i have seen all the spoilers ahead at least 10 times, and i still laugh my ass of every time!

[@chloemiller6394]

This made my life so much better..Thank you so much c:

[@JeY_k]

Well Lyle, that stiff piece of wood you referred to loosely as a character is in fact the definition of a Mary Sue. I'm sure you already knew that but you did question where the motivation came from - and well, when there's a Mary Sue, everyone is motivated to do everything.

[@WolfGang-yh5vb]

We need more people like you in this world.

[@ElGordoBandito]

Now that I have found Lyle's vidoes, I shall never have to go to the movies again! Thank you!

[@MysteryMudokon]

Remember when Vampires were manly and ponies were girly?

[@lumcoy]

This is literally the best review of Twilight I have ever heard

[@Phe0niz]

I like how he referred to the main "character" as "the boring."

[@miaocat6311]

Damn sorry you had to go through that movie

[@caidalee1994]

I always end up back here to make myself laugh. Thanks for 7 years of laughter!

[@DontFeedTheMidgets]

At one point, when you said "Ding!", my toaster finished toasting bread with a timely ding.

[@prideofclouds]

Wow this was *totally* what came to mind when I was listening to this. I was just about to ask the same question but DAAAAANG IT! You beat me to it. :(

[@derekbutler1121]

"And then squidward scuttles up a tree" I laughed so hard at that shit.

[@fiskefyren]

I fucking love these reviews! Make MOAR!!!

[@Novictus]

You poor soul. I hope the years have helped that wound heal.

[@TheRyuSword]

U sumirized most of the trilogy in a mere 10 minutes holy shit!

[@jeffscrungle6179]

And the least apetizing thumbnail goes to!

[@BloodSonicFlux]

Yes. Because if you don't.... He is everywhere and nowhere....

[@FiascoNinja]

If waiting weeks between each video is what it takes for this kind of funny, I'm okay with that.

[@KyuiSuKim]

Reread what you wrote. "he could walk around in the daylight no problem if did anoye him a bit but totally no fire or doom"