Top 10 Funniest Red vs Blue Moments [2017]

[@angrybadger121]

Caboose vs the Meta in an arm wrestling match

[@coachlombardi9657]

AngryBadger You mean angry Caboose vs the Meta.

[@insane_ravenger1558]

well, even when Caboose isent angry he still has amazing strength, he probably just gets it improved when hes angry lol

[@coachlombardi9657]

Insane_Ravenger I know, I just feel like he's slightly better at fighting when he's angry, like when he faced off an army of Texes.

[@ncr1179]

That would be AMAZING

[@stevebotter9442]

Caboose

[@michaelj.caboose8606]

My name is Michael J. Caboose, A N D I H A T E T A X E S!!!!!

[@josephmakowski5975]

Michael J. Caboose ITS TEXAS YOU IDIOT!

[@Killjoy.707]

That too

[@ALWAYS_CABOOSE]

Michael J. Caboose OH MY GOD ME TOO!!!!

[@MMM-rw6bl]

and babiee

[@Lammergeier07]

Its texes you idiot!

[@quentonrivera9150]

the fact that when omalley took over Grif he just fell asleep instead of doing anything, I can't believe I forgot that

[@lor3007]

Eh I missed that episode so when I watched this I didn't know

[@corbinselanne7990]

@@lor3007 It was one of the last two from Season 5

[@lor3007]

@@corbinselanne7990 thx

[@slimegirl4099]

Is he really that lazy?

[@quentonrivera9150]

@@slimegirl4099 yes

[@notaclass-d1822]

I like how Tex doesn’t hesitate to beat the shit out of The reds and church but as soon as caboose gets infected by omega she possesses him instead of punching him

[@jaspalsarkaria7281]

She knows she doesn’t stand a chance

[@KW-de9sc]

Don’t think about it too much. Having that many A.I in his head irreversibly warped his already fucked mind more than you can break something already broken.

[@alexkay6676]

I think it's because it's just really easy to enter his mind.

[@petersimpson4648]

​@@alexkay6676 Yeah, plus she's been in his head before, so she knows what she's in for.

[@MikasaYukiTodoroki]

Spoilers- He used to be a freelancer before they gave him the Alpha AI. Since it was very unstable due to torture at the hands of Dr Church, it nearly killed him and he basically had to relearn everything and re-enlisted. And the rest is history

[@BigSquiggums]

Tucker: CABOOSE GET OUT OF HERE!! Caboose: Ok bye I don't want to help anymore 😂

[@IsraelCountryCube]

that is me when im sad and nobody wants my help!!!!!

[@rachelmoredock]

What about.. "I'm a freelancer" *everybody points their guns at Felix* "No mercenary! Gun for hire!"

[@digitalscripture9245]

*lowers guns* "oh thank god!"

[@jcsimmons5242]

I admit they were all funny, but the hardest I think I laughed throughout the entire series was Tucker: All the ladies say I light a fire between their legs Simmons: That's chlamydia 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiwisinner]

Me: That's flammable liquid.

[@jagratbharati9946]

Season 15 episode 5 was the funniest for me

[@jordanskene3243]

Season and Episode?

[@ElDuderinoh]

Lmfao

[@Shinoisreal]

@Jesus is LORD 🤦🏿

[@ryann9403]

14:10 seeing grif actually exercise gave me chronic depression

[@lennychristine6761]

Me and Church had the same reaction when he did it

[@zombiekiller3212]

I thought it was hilarious seeing everyone dance

[@shepherd5413]

no one will find this, but damn

[@dogsandnewts]

@@shepherd5413 damn

[@shepherd5413]

@@dogsandnewts surprise

[@demvian9780]

Just think, most of this great comedy isn't situational, circumstantial, or degrading, most is just the chemistry between the characters, and that's the best kind of comedy.

[@powerrangernerd8122]

What Simmons did was hilarious, but I love what Grif said though. "At what point did you think I understood what you meant?!"

[@deadlyfaster7347]

Then he sees felix and is just "aw shit" cause he just knew

[@maverickf14_17]

“Please sir you can’t be back here. These engines are delicate” Sarge: “Damnit point dexter. No wonder this flight is taking so long, who ever heared of delicate engines? These engines are supposed to be big, loud and terrible for the environment!” Best line ever

[@n7hughesgaming223]

16:24 Love that Wash is jumping with joy with the Red & Blues about getting a water park. Really shows that he has gone native 😂

[@niftybiscuit1175]

0:25 we all hate taxes caboose we all do

[@wallsterrence]

Nifty Biscuit true that

[@Devil_of_Wrath]

He hates it so much he's killing several robotic law robots.

[@Saucii626]

It Texas you idiot

[@wallsterrence]

THAT TOO

[@piplupan]

Yes we do

[@DwarfyDoodad]

Honestly the way Church (both teams if I am honest) view Caboose as a little brother is surprisingly wholesome. Especially when he surprises them by something that everyone else views as complicated that he finds simple.

[@OmegaQuinn]

19:14 Soldier:But......why snowman? BLEGH!

[@t3r34aklato3]

@Hunter Mikulich it wasn't him tho

[@domdagamer5285]

Lol 6:12 “protect me cone!!!!” Grif 2016

[@Ibeptr]

7:23 "fuck you cone what did you ever do for me?"

[@chrisbartow192]

Never "i did everthing and protected you from living with children"

[@heartattack2853]

Even after watching this like a million times I never noticed that

[@Darth_Supaku]

Should have worn a cup xD

[@sleepywalker87]

Technically it was 2012, but I see what your doing.

[@creativerookie1245]

“And then DONUT-“ “Woopsy Daisy~”

[@coachlombardi9657]

Creative Rookie1 I MEAN, HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, DONUT!?

[@cadeskylighter1337]

1. Lube isn't normally flammable, and B.) I didn't burn down the whole water park, just the park part

[@darkangel8826]

How do you set fire to WATER!?!

[@benjaminraskin8509]

And caboose discovered the dinosaurs

[@StagBusterSJ05]

Bubbly Soda you’re welcome.

[@Marcus-pt1je]

"They sent us launchers without rockets? Who is running this army?!" That's actually pretty spot on for the military.

[@Mirazeth]

I have a constant desire to hug Theta

[@beepbeeplettuce5015]

Me too

[@Lilysvid-14]

Ok pinky pie

[@xstarryknightx6837]

Same

[@rileywyatt4498]

Don’t we all

[@camelliasalazar]

We all do. :3

[@clawsthesergal]

Caboose quote .I am an emotional time bomb. Washington quote. Jesus Christ

[@javanclarke1431]

owen being stupid and funny I

[@hollowthegodd4227]

Speaking of getting sniped we should see if the blues have any beer around here

[@coachlombardi9657]

Matthew Martin What the f&%$ does that mean?

[@leverniustucker1241]

Tanked. You blue tard

[@mikebearthegamer1365]

@@coachlombardi9657 i.... don't know. Sounded funnier in my head

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@mikebearthegamer1365 Man, I just got the weirdest case of deja vu!

[@kaelenleckie3031]

@@coachlombardi9657 Does Anyone else have a headache, I think I need to lie down.

[@lukebottoms4251]

21:31 he is a halo version of deadpool

[@anthonysunseri1996]

Funny, that's what my friend said when we saw this.

[@Mitch-cm7us]

Iron

[@ninjadude3510]

“Initiate Plan Delta 11! No 11!” “Where am I gonna get a steamroller?” 🤣

[@kiwisinner]

A puma is close enough right?

[@KimJohnWiffBat]

Imagine Carolina vs an enraged Caboose

[@omercneb]

TeamCamar 77 no foreseeable outcome for that one

[@realspartan5206]

easy, caboose wins, since caboose is now one of the most powerful people in the universe

[@franciscofuentes9860]

@@realspartan5206 He is a True Warrior

[@MelenheadGaming]

Rest In Peace Carolina

[@LucyWest370]

@Spartan 118 Donut, of course

[@captainbonesoup1686]

There goes Grif's potential kids

[@bru9383]

Nah, I bet he's too lazy for that.

[@holdyboi2473]

PROTECT ME CONE

[@thatguywithahorsehead8319]

Grif: At what point did you think I knew what that meant? * Felix walks in * Grif: Aw shit

[@doodoothedishonored9093]

10:12 “Where am I gonna get a steam roller?”

[@shadowsnake5133]

From dio.

[@TheDigitalWeeb]

Road a roller da!

[@acethebeast9971]

ZA WARDO

[@Dragonofthefrozeneclipse]

Fav scene: Grif: "And then Donut decided to burn down our bases!" Donut: "Whoopsie daisy!" Grif: "WHy why why oh why?" Donut: "I told you, it was a simple mishap with my vanilla satin scented candles! Sheesh!" Grif: "DONUT! CLOTHES!" Donut: "PARTY POOPER!" Reporter: "Why is he naked?" Reporter 2: " THAT'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION?!"

[@veeaiden9244]

But how did he burn down the water park

[@thenoobpro1176]

*Dilan and Jax

[@dr.bright6272]

@@veeaiden9244 "lube is usually not that flammable!"

[@amaya3724]

At 14:10 seeing Sarge dance like that gave me nightmares

[@kosmic_overdose]

Church: What the fuck is happening right now?

[@camrockon]

Lmfao, I'm so sorry. xD

[@vvda1483]

Do the chuba

[@tsuki_luna0821]

Emily and Emilee same

[@killluaxjaywing6191]

ok im preaty sure ive seen all red vs blue episodes but i know DANM WELL that i have never seen anything like this so can some please tell me when and what episode this is from

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

Caboose is so cute lol "come on out caboose! All we wanna do is kill you!!" "Don't listen to them! It's a trap!"

[@NyxTheNerd]

14:14 my reaction to everything in rvb

[@po0ndocksaintsgamingchanne719]

Yes!

[@kiwisinner]

Fuckin Donut...

[@mesrine1285]

Ye, is pretty weird, but i love it

[@NyxTheNerd]

@@kiwisinner It's not pink, it's a lightish red!

[@dr.bright6272]

14:38 is mine

[@brandolf6753]

"don't worry theta, they're just some friends of mine...for reasons beyond my comprehension.". North is roasting people today 😲

[@TrangDB9]

"What's wrong with you people?" Is still one of my favorite scenes 😂 16:40

[@GiffyHD]

Wow no spoiler warning?! Ive only seen all of the episodes like 50 times, smh

[@kellydeas-metz1283]

I only have Netflix, so I only have the first 12 seasons, but other than that same

[@GandalfTheGreen710]

@@kellydeas-metz1283 your on youtube

[@GandalfTheGreen710]

@@kellydeas-metz1283 up to season 16 is on youtube

[@kellydeas-metz1283]

@@GandalfTheGreen710 I know. I just finished 15

[@type3diabetes921]

Which episode is the first one

[@ElectricDrago1996]

Why does Grif always keep getting hit in the balls 😆

[@ElectricDrago1996]

Why Tucker?

[@ElectricDrago1996]

...you mean him always saying "bow chicka wow wow"

[@Trinithium]

The fact that his junk still works just goes to show how godly they are.

[@OmegaQuinn]

Nega Trinithium it’s never been said that it works

[@OmegaQuinn]

Nega Trinithium Maybe He had erectile disfunction before

[@traighscott8330]

10:30 Tucker is holding a sniper rifle

[@mung__]

Wait That's illegal

[@michaelhenry3234]

Number 9 reminded me of how well written the Blood Gulch Chronicles actually were. It's been ages since I've rewatched them. That shit was funny!

[@fellowdegenerate6190]

THIS PERSON KNOWS HOW TO DO A TOP TEN FUNNY MOMENTS. FINALLY NOT A SIX MINUTE INTRO WITH NARRATION THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

Caboose's "Fire in the hole." clip needs to be immediately backed up with Caboose's "Not my fault, someone put a wall in front of me." clip.

[@redsandblues5315]

6:14 protect me cone

[@PChamileon97]

Reds and Blues that cone didnt do shit to protect Grif’s little grifs

[@werr3222werrr]

Probably my favorite quote

[@themeta688]

I cant believe I lost to him

[@Spearofinamorata]

​@@PChamileon97 that's because he was too slow to cover his juck

[@shadowmarauder6033]

The training fail montage in chorus is definitively the best red vs blue moment ever. Of all time.

[@theskylineabove6180]

When they started dancing I died

[@camrockon]

Hahaha same. xD

[@jpcmoney1143]

I think churches reaction is what made it funnier

[@Xaptor43]

"It's alright, Theta. Come on out, people just wanna say hi to ya." "They're so many of them. Do they all have a system of planets?"

[@unclubbableplus]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKu9f4qniq-od5Y

[@ect2384]

8:47. First time I've seen tucker hold the sniper

[@yozamitsu2798]

and hes actually good with it

[@crazedvole]

Yeah the first time he got his hands on one he shot Tex in the butt without trying. Then he pulled a Caboose and blamed it on Church. HA HA!!

[@LucyWest370]

@@crazedvole “I got to hold the sniper rifle and ended unloading a round into her ass.”

[@dr.bright6272]

The first time he held one he shot Texas square in ass.

[@dr.bright6272]

@@LucyWest370 Hey China Bum Bum! - Caboose

[@insane_ravenger1558]

Rewatching that one where Caboose fights Taxes... I mean Texas... I almost feel like he is a spartan or something, like Sgt. Johnson, but the UNSC like dumbed him down or something

[@ALWAYS_CABOOSE]

Insane_Ravenger I'm the newer and improved version of Forest Gump.

[@Lilysvid-14]

Caboose The Michael J Caboose wait... *looks @ channel* OH SHIT ITS LEGIT CABOOSE

[@impulseTH]

Well over half of the spartan2 augmentations did go wrong in some way.

[@markgallagher1790]

Prototype spartan two is my personal theory

[@Ali-gk3xy]

Wow, I really need to revisit this masterpiece of a series!

[@Chippingsofliving]

I think I speak for everyone when I say watching this series grow was the time of my/our life.

[@FrebbyProductions]

Fax

[@derekwinters2019]

When caboose is angry he’s in unstoppable force He’s like the juggernaut and the hulk combine

[@freyja-athena957]

"Set cannon to funk" Does that shoot disco balls?

[@chrisbartow192]

The Rookie maybe

[@mrpedious7223]

Shoot dem disco-balls

[@josephmakowski5975]

HELL YEAH IT DOES!!!

[@twoandahalfspookybois9994]

The Rookie boogie bombs

[@hanahamilton7874]

RIP RoosterTeeth. Truly the end of an era.

[@AgentTwink]

5:00 underrated line from griff. Of course, he wouldn't know if he did something, he would never do it in the 1st place so he doesn't have to worry about Deja vu

[@NightOwl-im7py]

You know what would make this even better a wine bar

[@sagezemage8834]

I never realized 7:20 is referencing the “protect me cone” scene (aka one of my favorite rvb moments)

[@arthurmorgan2859]

Pause at 7:02 every males nightmare 7:04 every man's happiest moment

[@kiwisinner]

Grif's Fatass could take that.

[@relatablecancer9899]

18:05 ._. God, It's so little and cute, I can't believe that an artificial intelligence is giving me diabetes

[@dillonbogle1877]

Remember when O’Malley became GOOD? Like in the later seasons? O’Malley actually became GOOD?

[@ChaoticFrenziedStar]

Dillon Bogle It was less of the AI and more of the Scar left on Doc after being alone for so long And it was also more of a Forced Treaty, as Even O'Malley knows not to try to fuck with Carolina

[@MatthewBaxter88]

O'Malley died in 6 it's docs split personality created from the scar of O'Malley in his brain

[@jacobrobinson787]

add to the fact that O'malley was never really evil; he was more of a Dr. Drakken type of villain. You know, the one who is constantly making a fool out of himself or others?

[@brandolf6753]

@@jacobrobinson787 "QUIET YOU FOOL"

[@bru9383]

Well, I would say more like a dangerous but useful acquaintance.

[@GFSpotter]

11:56 "Feels pretty much same, that's, that's kinda weird, huh?" Church... You'll understand why...

[@saltyvincent5614]

17:21 not gonna lie, when the freelancers weren’t fighting, they were a pretty good group. Like Wash is kinda adorable and Dakota is really really nice *But.. why snowman?*

[@d7522]

17:00 the best ever.

[@camrockon]

Of all time.

[@itsjustmenova]

It was anazing

[@huntersyoutube7281]

camrockon might be the best comment I’ve ever seen😂

[@TheLegendaryNomad]

@d 7 “Hands off” Wtf was that? Was that Cabooses AI?

[@stevebotter9442]

Poor grif and his nuts

[@psykotisyinc]

The Tex beating up the reds and blues is my favorite scene from the whole show!

[@camrockon]

Jesse Carrigan Def a good scene. I believe that was the scene that got me into the series. Lol.

[@doodoothedishonored9093]

26:17 fire in the hole

[@xenaku3948]

this is why you always bag check caboose before going into battle lol

[@bru9383]

Best. Caboose. Ever.

[@AgentTwink]

That is one of the funniest moments in the whole show, its so quick but ugh god it hits the right spot

[@mung__]

That has to be the third worst throw... Of all time

[@EmberTheFlareon3579]

@@mung__ What's the second? And what's the first?

[@fyrelsfolly9875]

"There are no friends in this canyon, only forced acquaintances."

[@laskasbellezza8274]

27:27 I just realized that is a Jack Pattillo moment xD

[@MatthewBaxter88]

As in gameranx?

[@laskasbellezza8274]

No, Achievement Hunter

[@joeandaustindavidsonandsta206]

I’m OK guys

[@salomelind3404]

it also happened in another season

[@wallsterrence]

but why snowman I died XD

[@dr.bright6272]

So did he

[@pathless1644]

16:24 LMAO I didn't burn down the whole park just park part 😅😂

[@KaoretheHalfDemon]

I have never seen the dance scene before... and I'm glad i still haven't.

[@camrockon]

Kaore If you haven’t seen it then how do you know about it, lol. But it’s from season 14. xD

[@sambeelman4191]

I don’t think some of these are the funniest. But I do think that even if they aren’t funny they are still some of the best moments

[@chrispyfilms-behindthescen4061]

6:13 "Protect me cone" *Chuckles*

[@TheAndermany]

16:51 when you're preparing to attack but you forgot who to attack -hey, Felix

[@PChamileon97]

5:40 welp...PROTECT YOUR COCONUTS, FELLAS!!!

[@thegameroflegends2093]

Simmons:"Behold, The Internet" Tucker:"Oh my god everybody leave, everybody leave right now" Washington:"The internet?" Tucker:"Seriously you're going to see some shit if you don't leave"

[@jinglesmcjingles]

"Say goodbye to your stupid, blue moron..." This one has always been my favorite.

[@daymatrian2604]

28:09 Translation 4 Griff: -We both move up -You stay where you are -I'll rush him with serpentine movement -Then we shoot the crap out of him (or kick his ass) (this is a joke and should not ever be used in a real life situation)

[@blackhatiscoming9026]

15:45 I was on my ass crying when I first saw that scene 😂

[@blackhatiscoming9026]

To the guy who gave me a like: thank you :3

[@thelmantakree1873]

I think the number 3 is the better funny scene

[@doodoothedishonored9093]

15:50 woopsy daisy

[@osza6235]

Hunks Memes 15:56

[@bababoibruh2162]

"WHY WHY OH WHY!!" Grif-

[@bababoibruh2162]

"WHY WHY OH WHY!!" Grif-

[@EmberTheFlareon3579]

28:17 "At what point did you think I knew what that meant?" *"Aw shit"*

[@avalsnep9910]

21:25 “I am fucking awwwesome”

[@Praedyth3711]

10:07 I like how they took advantage of that death animation

[@LucyWest370]

That’s machinima

[@Praedyth3711]

It’s a death animation in halo 2

[@LucyWest370]

@@Praedyth3711 no- I meant... that’s what machninima is. Using game things to tell stories. It’s the point.

[@Praedyth3711]

@@LucyWest370 ah whoops

[@LucyWest370]

@@Praedyth3711 all is forgiven

[@voltazurite1832]

The water park bit made me nearly die laughing.

[@vitaminbleach1217]

“Protect me cone!” Proceeds to get kicked across the room in the balls

[@ncr1179]

Who else loved the final battle in season 10

[@darkclaws3167]

9:17 EMERGENCY PLAN DELTA! Best. Plan. Ever.

[@demonelise2489]

I just realized after watching this like 20 times, that in the last one, it's Micheal and Ray voicing the "Editors." It makes it even more funny.

[@demonelise2489]

Also, in the ninth one, was Church voiced by Micheal, or am I just going insane?

[@wolfox7776]

AND THEN DONUT!

[@MatthewBaxter88]

Whoopsey daisy (u waited for a month for that)

[@coachlombardi9657]

No Name I MEAN HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK DONUT!?

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

@@coachlombardi9657 1.- Lube isn't normally flamable and B), I didn't burned down the whole water park, just the park-park

[@quinnclemens5142]

"Caboose is most wise" Caboose maybe the most funniest character in Red vs Blue and Grif call someone "A Kiss ass" is mostly the one line he ever use. Taking down Felix is the most funniest and dumbest scene in Red vs Blue history and Tucker thrown grenade at Felix and he thrown it back Tucket is the most scene ever. Everytime I see that scene, I laugh so loud I probably have a heart attack or a stroke.

[@politecat9183]

10:53 notice that tex didnt attack caboose (i suspect she does not wanna risk making him aggressive cuz we know what happens in season 10, and with omalley in his head, its even more dangerous)

[@sparklespecs8483]

Bruh this is such a throw back i remember watching this in highschool like 8 years ago

[@tobyrightenger9748]

11:44 that’s so cool, he can’t get effected by the omega AI because he’s also an AI ❤

[@tobyrightenger9748]

And still gets beat up by Tex because she doesn’t want him to find out

[@camrockon]

Actually isn’t Tex an AI or something as well? iirc Tex was a creation by the director of a lost one.

[@edboy3644]

25:02 as someone who had very bad OCD, this is actually true. Funny but dang does it mess with ya

[@centralizedidiocyaffiliation]

7:13 "They keep... Kicking me in the dick... Why? Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?"

[@slane6171]

at 21:39, did Smith say "Bluetenant" as a pun? or am i hearing things?

[@camrockon]

You know what? I think so. Lol. I’ve never caught that.

[@slane6171]

@@camrockon yeah, I've rewatched the chorus trilogy like 10 times and I don't think I ever heard it, strange

[@The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching]

5:32 lol that posh British laughter

[@Dizzy-Dice]

"Come out caboose, we just want to shoot you!" "Don't listen to them, it's a trick!"

[@manisoltani8535]

23:18 is that a knife?... a rifle ... knifle???

[@noahreeves4507]

"A-And we're sure they dont get any bigger?"

[@yumum6326]

Bow chika bow wow

[@shadowfury428]

“What’s going on?” “I don’t know, I just know that I hate it.” Me: Sums up 2020

[@joshuaebel7096]

Every time I see the "Why snowman" scene I fucking die of laughter

[@warrenford2597]

14:07 yep ....... disco music.

[@youreverydayblackmage]

WHO THE HELL IS RUNNING THIS ARMY