Spy Domination responses

[@Nickmaster8811]

Here lies scout: he ran fast and died a virgin.

[@paulsingstheaahs5545]

Here lies fast, he ran virgin, and died a scout.

[@EnoughCactus]

Here lies virgin: He ran scout and died a fast.

[@croatiavevo5476]

me irl

[@Matteo73M]

Wait didn’t he in expiration date Wait now I’m confused

[@ShadowPersona0]

Patato yes his son is the blu scout.

[@paulsingstheaahs5545]

Spy has the best domination responses.

[@TheKing-uu7jn]

And scout has the second best

[@spongeyspikes09]

no its Soldier

[@KapitanPazur1]

Sniper would argue with you...

[@the_actual_alex]

yes

[@mr.trololo3071]

One of the reasons of why i main spy

[@markmoland6849]

Roses are Red, The Sun makes you Tan, Spy said to Sniper: "2:22"

[@pwingwes4128]

*"YOU LIVE IN A VAN"*

[@OptimusHand]

I actually laughed out loud at this

[@lukecase8173]

YOU LIVE IN A VAN!

[@lord_morp8824]

He does though

[@Imirui]

Roses are Red It’s bad to get too tan Spy said to heavy YOU DISGUST ME FAT MAN

[@angrycat6954]

Spy is a walking flamethrower.

[@Hamantha]

Darkle Sparkle he burns more than pyro

[@TheBurningEngram]

THAT PYRO IS A SPY!

[@SteveOnlin]

@@TheBurningEngram That spy is a pyro !!!!

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

ironic

[@NintendoNerd64]

Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a Virgin

[@toaster9922]

1:17 “I’m looking at your xray, and I’m afraid yOU SUCK” best voice line in tf2

[@WesleyTRVOfficial]

@Victor Luigi SAAAAS!

[@reel_shapefulobject]

@@WesleyTRVOfficial shh. Sasha, is asleep.

[@Pablo-yu9mc]

Overwatch heroes: Cheely small line about how they are good and a reference to their lore Tf2:

[@pwnster14]

“IT APPEARS YOU ARE A VERY BAD DOCTOR”

[@santana7827]

@@reel_shapefulobject sssh, shasha, is a sheep*

[@soulparted7427]

The way the Spy just roasts everyone is hilarious. 1:08- "Meddiic! Medicc! Medddicc!" 😂

[@c101vp]

Took me so long to find this voice line

[@andrewyastenkoff9827]

«Laugh is best medicine»

[@andrewyastenkoff9827]

«I'm looking in your X-ray, and I'm afraid you suck»

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

my favorite one is when Sniper dominates a medic: "Sorry there, Nurse! I mistook you for an actual threat!"

[@Mr.Smiies]

"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!"

[@Daedaan]

Spy's domination lines: most. brutal. EVER

[@williamberkley2187]

trust me, soldiers are insulting and brutal.

[@bellaritchie7392]

William Berkley Scout.... SCOUT! THE FUCKING VIRGIN!

[@williamberkley2187]

Scout will never lose his virginity to a woman, nor man.

[@williamberkley2187]

Seduce Me!

[@williamberkley2187]

I watched it in june.

[@Goaty_1]

2:22 the amount of energy in that voice line was perfect

[@themonkeyman2910]

1:24 Spy sure does sound sadistic sometimes.

[@h4m078]

Best line

[@imanejoestar1578]

ONE OF THE BEST LINE EVER I LOVE THE ACCENT ON IT

[@mxntalduck]

"you almost healed me to dea-" *gets shot with the crusaders crossbow*

[@joshuahughes3377]

*Spy scream* *Ded*

[@AFXffs772]

Here’s what I have that you don’t: A functioning liver Depth perception *headshots demo* AND A PULSE

[@marsmonke4160]

Cmon, it's spy. He would 100% backstab him

[@panzer6108]

i think it's Death perception, not depth

[@xynide]

@@panzer6108 its depth perception, spy is basically teasing demo as he doesnt have a left eye

[@trillow2758]

But demoman has a functioning pair of lungs

[@RandomPerson-ui3xv]

@@panzer6108 i dont think you know what perception means bud

[@sharky1583]

Spy has the most energy in all these dialogues. Every character has much energy and the way this game is made - the lore, the SFM and everything. Dennis playing spy had so much fun and did his best. It's like Jeffrey playing Negan. I love this game.

[@seronymus]

Very well said. Spy is pure character in a game already proven immortal and unforgettable. One of the most charming characters in gaming ever. He's a total jerk yet stabs more with his tongue than back stabs or curse words could ever do. That's talent.

[@Angela-vw7de]

“Here lies scout he ran fast and died a virgin” Hahahah

[@jeremytung1632]

Archie now off to visit your mother.

[@Attaxalotl]

"You died as you lived" *"morbidly obese"*

[@sleepyalex426]

i merely finished what your liver started

[@tomasbar1101]

XD

[@thedecentgamer7818]

Sleepy Alex here's what I have that you don't a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!!!

[@crockstonyt]

1:01 is such a smooth transition

[@Ramzoa_NZ]

"What's the matter? FAT got your tongue?" 😂

[@moraviancrusader3741]

“Oh soldier, who will they find to replace you?” *No One* RIP Rick May 1940-2020

[@EvilBakaCat]

God's speed you magnificent man

[@wolfjayyoon1138]

*frenche cries*

[@Cake_Never_Broke_Again]

That was one hell of a campaign son

[@saxshton]

@@Cake_Never_Broke_Again 😐👋 I salute u

[@edgyeggplant7426]

I guess no campaign :(

[@Joshualacruz]

2:45 "Oh soldier, who will they find to replace you?! _No one_ :( " RIP

[@RedRanger-ll7hx]

:((((

[@stolenmemepolice6128]

:(((

[@nikolasmtr]

no, it says *ANYONE!*

[@nikolasmtr]

@Corpse Wannabe why are you frowning, lol

[@nikolasmtr]

@@RedRanger-ll7hx wth are you sad lol

[@riderboar]

2:22 YOU LIVE IN A VAN! HAHAHAHAHA! Easily one of the best.

[@unobtainable12]

Roses are red The sun makes you tan Spy said to sniper 2:23

[@Artcat932]

@@unobtainable12 stolen from a comment.

[@unobtainable12]

@@Artcat932 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHKkYqudibmqb9k

[@remus1153]

"I'm looking at your x ray and I'm afraid you suck!" HAHAHA

[@Supershadow301]

May I borrow your earpiece? "This is Scout! Rainbows make me cryyy!"

[@connorkenway7365]

"Oh , well...."

[@Supershadow301]

"YOU DIEDED."

[@khalelbenigno2887]

So... your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people. How do you bold and italicize text

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

@@khalelbenigno2887 Put * at the beginning and end of the phrase you want to make bold. No spaces.

[@johnnyg4mer764]

0:14 "I merely finished what your liver started!" **damn**

[@loganthevillager9176]

A pretty good thing to say to an alcoholic.😂

[@justanotherrandomcrit8115]

1:25 Maybe the best line delivery in the whole game

[@TheBird..]

The fact I haven't heard 75% of these is a true testament to just how many voice lines are in the game

[@Muffinmurdurer]

Or to your inconsistency. Whichever you trust in more.

[@Miguelmo]

"So, your deadly skill is jogging... mine is MURDERING people." (2:09)

[@Armillare-PSu]

No worries Mate! Ahahahahah! YOU LIVE IN A VAN! AHAHAHAHHAHA!

[@insertnamehere6096]

@@Armillare-PSu LMFAO

[@slayer_of_hell]

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!

[@dabestsinger]

it's funny how he makes fun of Scout running away.... .....and he's French.......

[@missay.5999]

HAHA BEST COMMENT.

[@fieldmarshal7298]

The French have won the most wars in history.

[@Marouu1]

@@fieldmarshal7298 haha surrender ww2 funny

[@potatoman4680]

You do know you’re calling the 200,000 french troops who died, for France, cowards right?

[@t.digangig-1151]

Ofcourse mi amigo!

[@JordyBoothy]

His laugh is so infectious!

[@demegamachete]

Does it huurrt when I do that? It does, DOESN'T IT!? Spy hates Medic.

[@danielmallory4687]

You are such a bad doctor

[@DrMalpractice2]

I mean medic kept spies head alive in a fridge so

[@robmendoza9861]

Medic is German and spy is french so I guess that kinda makes sense

[@RandomCzechDude135]

medic,Medic MEDIC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH best quote ever

[@lalala8126]

yeah i laughed so hard too 😂😂😂

[@soulparted7427]

Indeed. I was laughing a lot as well. Just wait until he sees his pure insanity and he may keep his mouth shut. 😂

[@jazzyjgaming2316]

"I'm looking at your x-rays and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!" hahahaha XD My favorite quote

[@natro8034]

YOU ARE SUCH A BAD DOCTOR HAHAHAHAHA

[@d.danger4335]

Eagle Scout Gamer I liked this because I agree with you

[@FriendlyKat]

1:05 His medic domination lines absolutely KILL me. All of the lines for each class are all fantastic! LOL Here are some of my faves! “MEDIC MEDIC MEDOC! Hahahaha!” “Did I throw a wrench into your plans?! Hahaha!” “What’s the matter? FAT got your tongue?!” “Don’t feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!” “Here lies Scout, here ran fast and died a virgin.” “YOU LIVE IN A VAN! Hahaha!” “Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!” “Well, off to visit your mother!” “At least you died for honor… and my amusement!” “I’ll see you in hell… you handsome rogue.”

[@Cyansational]

You missed an absolutely golden line: you died as you lived: morbidly obese

[@doctorprepologedyedeyadede3542]

"Your precious sandwhich won't save you now, FATTY!"

[@doctorprepologedyedeyadede3542]

"Your precious sandwhich won't save you now, FATTY!"

[@seronymus]

My favorite was: "Awwww, too bad this wasn't a PIE EATING CONTEST!!"

[@jorellgavinlucena534]

"Oh, please! Just stay down, maybe they can bury you in van you call home!"

[@jorell_lucena]

Who ate you supposed to be?

[@HadesTheSecondGR]

Overwatch and Fortnite: We are STRONGLY against bullying TF2: 0:49 lmao

[@alastor-2033]

Satan it’s sarteen

[@nex5691]

Tf2 is the best game with the best insults that's why I still love the game I play ow now but This game is my childhood

[@TheMilkshakeMarxist]

@@nex5691 "I merely finished what your liver started!" -My future assasin

[@nex5691]

@@TheMilkshakeMarxist my appreciation amigo

[@TheMilkshakeMarxist]

@@nex5691 Well said. Xd

[@joshuahughes3377]

"You died as you lived: Running away." Says the guy who left his son and wife many years ago. I know Spy did regret doing that, I just couldn't resist the opportunity.

[@speedm222]

1:56 story of my life

[@Bloodtrial]

1:59 is the best one, no questions

[@shaldurprime7154]

as i listened to this my perception of spys personality and voice patterns changed drastically

[@athan13590]

That's what happens when a mastermind has to sneak in a base of crazy mercenaries and is forced to talk as little as possible

[@theextremeanimator4721]

?

[@Plant_btw]

Spy's facade of gentlemanliness completely falls off in his domination lines

[@seronymus]

What's genius is it shows in his heart he's coping for being a murderous mercenary, and the most "Objectively" morally corrupt of the classes. So like Squidward, Spy puts on a façade of refined culture as if his work is high class and excusable. And yet at the end of the day the hatred in his heart speaks for itself.

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@seronymus Actually, I think canonically, Spy is one of the more moral classes, and these horrible lines is how he copes with killing, but he only opens up to those really close to him or something.

[@Mr_Sega]

“You died as you lived.... running away!” He’s one to talk.

[@whowantsabighug]

I love how the voice actor is doing an accent which then goes on to do another accent.

[@seronymus]

Now that's real voice acting talent.

[@redspy1441]

The black Scottish cyclops now extinct

[@homiecreeper197]

2:46 hits different now that Soldier’s VA passed away

[@Engi_is_here]

Yea true😢

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

"I'll see you in Hell...you handsome rogue!" A gentleman to the very last.

[@brockbracken318]

1:09 Soldier make me cry

[@YeetZmeN]

I think the voice actor was genuinely laughing during the “you live in a van” line

[@inazuma93]

i fucking love when spy laughs like a crazed madman

[@analogcity8827]

Spy: Laughter really is the best medicine Medic: *and I took that personally*

[@coolbill579]

spy's domination lines: either the greatest insults you've ever heard or puns

[@campfortson4387]

Either the most cold blooded statements imaginable or dad jokes

[@AtillaTheFun1337]

“We all KNEW you were a spy!”

[@Matteo73M]

The spy is just a man of rare insults

[@clownplayer7265]

Spy: "Scout is just so uncouth. I wish my son could be more professional and classy." Also Spy:

[@jahnukainen_8912]

2:46 that quote didn't age so well...

[@MonicasGangPixarFan]

Not even close.

[@JuanThaSilva]

“I will finish what your liver started!” Is my favorite one.

[@TempestKrimps]

"i merely finished what your liver started" that's gotta be one of the best ones lmfao

[@NoBody-hl1rs]

"I've merely finished what your liver started!" The perfect response after repeatedly defeating the same drunk over and over

[@spiltmilk0204]

the delivery on his lines are top tier, his laughter is contagious

[@Gyarretto7]

In my opinion, Soldier and Spy are the two funniest characters in Team Fortress 2. The difference? Most of the time I'm laughing *at* Soldier, while most of the time I'm laughing *with* Spy.

[@velocity1852]

I was just thinking the same thing while playing the other day. They definitely are the funniest characters. I would say medics the best written though.

[@m1a2abramsmainbattletank58]

1:34 that will make that dreadnought tank angry

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

And they wonder where Scout gets it from...

[@MrDrPepper45]

0:49 bro 💀

[@Engi_is_here]

My favorite

[@chrirox4265]

2:55 not sure if this Is a referement ti the fact that in a comic Is show that soldoer Mann co suit are made in china

[@naut4]

This is a line when spy dominates another spy, its a reference to the fact that spy's suit costs 10000$

[@macrons593]

Pyro is the one with a flamethrower yet spy is the one who truly roasts people

[@FreedayTwelveOhFive]

When spy dominates pyro, he's basically insulting himself.

[@explosion6768]

No wonder pyro is mysterious

[@jerricaleonard2123]

Even more so than when he dominates an enemy Spy?

[@theallseeingeye6825]

one of the reasons i main spy

[@grumpyguy112]

I play spy to give my team information & to annoy engineers. And i love it.

[@nex5691]

TheAll SeeingEye me too I main spy because of his insults they are the best

[@KetsutuoRD94]

*i am a observer spy*

[@300IQPrower]

“Here’s what I have that you don’t: A functioning liver, Depth Perception, AND A PULSE!” That kills me every. single. time.

[@Leitis_Fella]

I recently got hthe "Doctor NOOOO" achievement-- Backstabbing a medic who has a Ubercharge ready. Spy is such a troll; he's one of my favorite classes. I love sneaking onto the 2fort balcony just to listen to his domination lines against Sniper (the only thing I like about 2fort)

[@hillwoop9101]

Here's what I have and you don't *a functioning lung*

[@TheMayorOfWaffletown]

Dis ies Scoot rauinbiows mauke me cwy!

[@jacobhayes3385]

"Here's what I have, that you don't: A functioning liver, depth perception, and A PULSE!"

[@jacextreme6432]

“You did a fine job tossing your little balls around” 😭

[@imanejoestar1578]

He meant his bombs

[@TodayAintYourDayPancakes]

no one will deny me that the spy's dominance lines are the best

[@SkeletonBill]

The spy sounds like a french, slightly more evil Strong Bad.

[@trime1015]

"He died as he lived... Morbidly obese" God, we need spicy taunts back.

[@Sophia-dw9pj]

spy: *dominates someone* spy: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@anthonyruiz8319]

Spy: kills his son. Spy: *laughing* WELL, OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER!

[@tacotoucan2177]

I like when spy gets domination and says a cocky voice line then instantly dies

[@BagelBrain]

Top 5 roasters in TF2: 5. Heavy 4. Spy 3. Engineer 2. Scout 1. Medic

[@EnoughCactus]

5. Medic 4. Soldier 3. Scout 2. Engineer 1. Spy

[@sleepyalex426]

1. Soldier 2. Scout 3. Engineer 4. Spy 5. Sniper

[@scottycz4918]

Bigg Bread Soldier isn't a roaster.

[@ThinkKritz]

Sniper is one of the best wtf "I'm great. You're dead. I think we're done here." "I bet you're gonna get real used to looking up at me." "I'm running out of places to put holes in you." "Oooo... got you right in the ovaries." And many more.

[@scottycz4918]

Kritz He says the last line?

[@jbreckmckye]

I just love the spy's "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!"

[@zarian0014]

You can kinda see some scout in spy quotes. Like father like son

[@mr.formal6723]

"Good lord, you fight like a woman" Lol

[@dimitrimoisiades7292]

2:00 May I borrow your earpiece? "THis iS sCoUt, rAinBoWs maKe mE cRy"

[@Teenkling]

"Over!"

[@Crux___]

“You died as you lived: running away!” I imagine someone saying this over my funeral with how I conduct myself

[@Calibrated420]

If you're serious, it's killing the same person 3 times without them getting a kill, or assist kill on you.

[@Rarok666]

Not 4?

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

@@Rarok666 Probably changed from 3 to 4 in the past 12 years.

[@seronymus]

Ancient comment, how are you 14 years later?

[@dinosharttt]

Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?

[@BadicYT]

1:54 "here lies scout he ran fast! and died a VIRGIN"

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"At least you died for honor... And my amusement!"

[@chianroblox9466]

2:42

[@PatricioSotoFuentes-my1gz]

In its time it was laughable...now this has aged poorly.

[@karljohan2300]

god spy always sounded so happy with everything he did here

[@calebgresch9604]

Sniper mocks another sniper for his looks, which makes no sense. Spy mocks another Spy for his skill, and calls him handsome.

[@timur5241]

"Oh soldier, who will they find to replace you? ANYONE!!!" >:D *evil laugh*

[@Snailimp]

"Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?" sure hits different now 😔

[@paninicupcake2108]

0:17 Here’s what I have that YOU don’t 🫵 1. A functioning liver 2. Depth perception and a PULSE!!!

[@menofmayhemmm]

His voice lines never fails to make me laugh

[@breagle4525]

Spy: “here’s what I have that you don’t, A functioning liver” Demoman: “here what I have that you don’t, functioning lungs”

[@AJgaming-ce1ln]

I don't even think Demo's lungs function properly either.

[@m1a2abramsmainbattletank58]

Me: “don’t feel bad leopard, you did a pathetic job ramming a heavy tank so as to destroy yourself.”

[@Cake_Never_Broke_Again]

Spy: MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC Hahahaha *Medic dying*

[@DefinitelyNotATrolldier]

0:49 gonna say this at My aunt's funeral

[@grumpyguy112]

Spy after killing scout:Mr's Pauling never liked you anyways.

[@liamfunnyman6965]

Well, now we know where Scout got his sharp tongue from.

[@youcancallmekevin3298]

Other game : you can't bully eachother Team fort 2: His domination line is way dangerous than backstab

[@Professionalgoofygoober]

Demo:*drunk giberish* Oh yeah? *burp* Well, at least me bloody lungs aren't colapsing

[@deadchannel1157]

3:04 I'll see you in hell you handsome rouge

[@depressedkermit3752]

cheesesclice :)

[@obi-wankenobi1233]

*rogue. Rouge is what you put on your face.

[@velocity1852]

I love how all he has to say to heavy is he’s fat lmao