Spy Voice Lines

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All of the Spy's voice lines from Team Fortress 2.

[@pablo_giustiniani]

4:17 *YOU LIVE IN A VAN*

[@Sheikmeister69]

*INTENSE UNIRONIC LAUGHTER*

[@reshzy3807]

@@Sheikmeister69 *OH PLEASE JUST STAY DOWN*

[@Sheikmeister69]

@@reshzy3807 *PERHAPS THEY CAN BURY YOU IN THAT BASEMENT YOU CALL HOME*

[@Jarwonowahyukusumadewo]

@@Sheikmeister69 van

[@Sheikmeister69]

@@Jarwonowahyukusumadewo I have no words for you

[@blueberrypimp8460]

every spies : FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE! intellectual spy: i appeared to burst into flame

[@yakumoyukari4405]

XD

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

Sherlock fucking Homes: I do believe I’m on fire...

[@copperfox8695]

Deluxe winnie meme.

[@derkommissar4986]

@@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 lol

[@mateuszw.7905]

Naturally

[@trigger796]

7:27 this is music to an engineer main’s ears

[@velya-_-885]

oh man this is FIRE

[@foodaah]

exept its a Dead Ringer most of the time. makes you paranoid and triggers PTSD as both pyros and engies

[@franzfl]

@@foodaah demoknights get the sus face grin when they hear that decloak sound

[@mrflipflop1321]

on god

[@FrenchFries4111]

engineers kill spies that aren't me running in over and over again?

[@KanyeOeste911]

3:37 is just perfect, man. The tf2 writers are geniuses

[@TheLongtailed]

PERFECT

[@alexs6746]

Spy is scouts father confirmed

[@LawreAnimations]

​@@alexs6746 He is, but there are a lot more proofs of that. - Firstly, in Meet the Spy we see the Red Spy in a "more than friendly" interaction with Blu Scout's mother. In the comics: - Heavy and Scout are riding on a motorcycle, discussing about their respective fathers. Scout says that his father disappeared when he was young, and Heavy responds with "Yes. Your father disappears very often." alluding at Spy's cloaking and confirming that Heavy knows well they're father and son. - Scout wakes up after a "nightmare" where his mom and Spy watched him taking his first steps as a child. Lastly (this one is the ultimate piece of evidence): - Near the end of the comics, Spy and Sniper wander through a building, when they find Scout bleeding out on the floor. When Spy looks at him, he seems shocked but quickly recovers and says "I have to go for a sec" and walks around the corner. Then, out of thin air, TOM JONES appears and talks to Scout. He calls him by his real name, Jeremy, and admits that 27 years before, he dropped a "Sex Bomb" on Scout's mother and ran away because scared of responsibilities and blah blah blah. And when Scout dies, Tom Jones begins to fade away, revealing that it was Spy all along, disguised. - And if that isn't enough, in heaven, God himself states that Scout's father isn't Tom Jones, but rather...

[@Glicyi]

@@LawreAnimations:0

[@4SiblingStudios]

YIPPEE KI YAY

[@jakejesmond6066]

"I do believe I am on fire" -Spy 1969/2017

[@thebruheternal3654]

Jake Jesmond Don't forget, "I appear to have burst into flames."

[@dirtkiller23]

Welp,it's 196X/2007(when lines where recorded)

[@girluninterrupted]

not all of them were recorded in 2007 lol

[@esoxking]

Eva McDonald yes the mvm voice lines were recorded in 2012

[@gabrieltheuws8680]

en français , c'est aussi employé pour parler très poliment " il semblerait que j'ai pris feu" elle est hyper ironique cette phrase

[@rift3068]

12:29 “WATCH AND LEA-“

[@oceanstarch]

*CRITICAL HIT!!*

[@ryuzaquit]

I am alive...is nice Yes this is stoopid

[@MrDan-gq5ky]

,,Well, that was idiotic!"

[@oceanstarch]

@@MrDan-gq5ky "off to hang myself!"

[@totallynotnen]

Welp,that was idiotic. Off to hang myself. Watch and lear-*CRITICAL HIT*

[@ProfessorEggnog]

4:17 will always be my favorite for how brutal it is, just spy stating that sniper lives in his camper van and just laughs about it

[@thebarrelman1840]

Also the voice acting

[@fernandom.varela1109]

🤣

[@ichkataBG]

Good 1

[@mr1910sguy]

Is the camper van a VW bus?

[@coach1357]

@@mr1910sguy no

[@invaderyellow1906]

I love how spy amuses himself in almost every domination line he has, it shows he takes great pride in insulting people.

[@alexs6746]

Well, he is French

[@Inventor_gaming]

Yeah he’s french

[@lastchanc3stars]

Yeah well he's French

[@TheLemming1337]

Yep, French

[@justatf2medicmain]

French.

[@cronchyroll]

0:17 “I appear to have burst into flames” 0:20 “I do believe I’m on fire”

[@brenteegeekay8683]

charles it's i do believe i'm in fire wtf

[@muhammadalvinza9013]

@@spiffly6245 what

[@kiarashipseverythingandmak4371]

Captain Cronch spy sounds like he doesn't if know he's on fire or not

[@segaking5846]

Spy seems pretty calm about being on fire

[@duckman5545]

@@spiffly6245 uh wtf is your grammar

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

Spy: **makes clever comebacks against enemies** Spy against heavy: *F A T*

[@whatever-happened-to-marti]

Spy: *_*F A T S H A M I N G H E A V Y*_*

[@woofwoof9199]

What about the fact he laughs at how sniper lives in a van?

[@moodymoosh]

Any class but heavy ever:*

[@tehrik0020]

@@moodymoosh Soldier's domination lines are more towards offending Heavy for being a communist (Despite the fact that Heavy deeply hates communists due to them being the reason of his father's death)

[@moodymoosh]

@@tehrik0020 yeah

[@Phoenix-Handle]

4:58 I like how Spy compliments the ded Spy despite being on the enemy team

[@Riddlebirds]

1:34 This voiceline makes me laugh every time I hear it, it may be the accent, it may be the fact he said among us, I may never know.

[@thex2983]

HA AMOGUS

[@georgeking3309]

Haha AmOuG USs

[@waltuh11121]

Amogus gaming

[@TrialDubz]

Our humor is so broken.

[@foreignstranger3412]

hahahahaah! get it? the funny spy said funny game name

[@skii7701]

3:55 this is scout, rainboys make me cry.

[@User1479L.]

In Spanish it says: I am the scaut and he cried when he saw bambi,

[@briishscallywag]

@astro This is Scout, Rainbows make me cry! Over.

[@jaydendougher6197]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKDRgXpvZdKpqJo

[@LunaExpiX]

no A A A A

[@pochita8721]

@@regulardudegam1ng dude you went too far 😔

[@salvatore5415]

7:27 imagine dying like that

[@scallywag1337]

EuhAAAAUAAAAHH

[@NIneXTF2]

n u t

[@DanteTied]

Femur break TF2 version?

[@slovakweeb460]

@@DanteTied *N O*

[@DanteTied]

@@slovakweeb460, *Y E S*

[@priismo]

3:37 I haven't ever been able to get over this one. The concept of Spy destroying scout then ending it with a your mom joke (that happens to actually be true) is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

[@ripperplaysclon152]

Spy also canonically smashes Scout’s momma.

[@MrChummington]

Spy is his father.

[@renthewerecat]

trueeeeee

[@powdereyes2210]

0:17 he seems so calm during it Considering the coat he is wearing is so special I think he’d be way more worried about it

[@Dstryrr]

Could be made of flame retardant materials. Of course he would be concerned about bloodstains though, I from experience how annoying it is to clean blood out of clothes

[@duncanchillake8024]

For the class who gets countered so hard by pyro and afterburn, he sure is calm

[@raven_m0rt833]

​@@DstryrrIt was your blood, right ?

[@dr.infernous9342]

@@duncanchillake8024he's accepted it

[@zdmacstudios]

compare that to his reaction to being jarate’d…

[@Stefanonimo]

12:15 12:29 13:12

[@hevosenisa3052]

Good job😂

[@userboypoppop2117]

Normie

[@Hadi290.9]

13:11

[@medicisfunny7279]

WATCH AND LEA- **dies**

[@blxck_out]

Is that a heavy is dead reference :000

[@jyefett6247]

0:45 the Scout was born

[@jyefett6247]

POOOSH POOOSH PUSH!

[@jakejesmond6066]

Jye Fett I FUCKING HATE YOU NOW I GOTTA BUY ANOTHER PEPSI CAN

[@BenutzerWalter]

PUSH! EVERYONE!

[@mienczer]

And after he grew up 0:13

[@mikkeljensen9941]

Imagine if you said "PUUUSH, YOU IDIOT" to your wife as she gave birth

[@unecstacy9698]

0:28 "YES! The cart's moving back!" "The cart is supposed to move FORWARD!" -A tale of two spies.

[@theshermantanker7043]

8:23 Never realized the fencing taunt had that many voicelines prepared for it, shame only 2 if them are actually used in game

[@Heroic03YT]

0:28 Yes! The cart's moving back! **gets auto balanced to BLU** The cart is supposed to move FORWARD!!!

[@Mr.Mister80]

Ture

[@kathleenkiritahangakemp5741]

Aw F I didn't see this come

[@503music6]

hol up

[@hel1140]

Autobalance is crap

[@briceschiele6955]

/retry: I would like introduce myself!

[@Zinoba_]

"Battle cry" *clears throat*

[@pqbdwmnu]

*Ahem*

[@krispynuggies6204]

"Battle cry" Shall we?

[@ButterDog2056]

Seems legit

[@defuegodiablo4249]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pqbdwmnu]

Famous French battle cry

[@emotionallyunstableandfill2497]

Spy is slightly more chaotic than I remember. Don't really recall the deranged laughter

[@PretendUrRen]

He drank the teufort water

[@ScottSanchoAbandoned]

Spy: *"That Scout is a Spy!"* Spy: *"The Soilder is a Spy!"* Spy: *"That Heavy is a spy!"* Spy: *"The Pyro is a Spy!"* Spy: *"That Demonman is a-"* team: *"we know now shut it spy man"*

[@Cat-uv7dy]

That is me in 2fort

[@phantomy0o]

Spy: "Spy Among us"

[@Heggchandwich]

Spy: " *no, what I was going to say was that the Demoman is a NI-* "

[@Foxy57537]

Demonman? DEMON MAN!

[@NoSkill_fr]

Let me plant a Soilder real quick

[@theloaf6063]

"Activate the charge doctor' -said no spy ever

[@doktorryeen5124]

Maybe it's helpful when you're healed by the enemy medic under a disguise

[@xx_squirtle8621]

TheLoaf I did and killed the medic right after

[@coldcupofmilk]

xX_Squirtle well you cant kill ubered medics

[@flibbernodgets7018]

Cupcake Paragon medics running kritz, quick fix, and vaccinator are all vulnerable

[@coldcupofmilk]

yep right. i forgot about other mediguns existed.

[@thespy632]

Spy’s voicelines are the loudest yet he’s the sneakiest

[@petter-niklasgustavsson2338]

Nah sniper

[@Dis_Dis]

Its heavy he is always screaming

[@ethanmikkelsen9759]

You would know, your the spy

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

Demoman.

[@ronaldraygun6306]

That spy is a spy!

[@birdflox1337]

Something I love about these voice lines is how the animated shorts show the mercs at their most professional, especially the spy who seems like the most intelligent one of them all. But then when you play the game, it instantly becomes clear that he's just as insane as the rest when he's actually fighting.

[@someguyonyoutube906]

4:41 That moment when spy realizes: Nobody can replace Soldier. Rest in peace Rick May.

[@deputyrook6232]

spy seems really calm about being on fire.

[@howardthemoose3526]

Paul Bachelet Because he's France! 🇫🇷!

[@deputyrook6232]

im french too, but i tend to not like burning.

[@comradeivan2352]

CrazyRandom Soldier Wow... he's a Country!

[@waltonsimons8037]

He just became used to this

[@bucket6585]

THE FRANCE IS A SPY

[@anaverageyoutubeuser]

4:41 “Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?” 😔

[@rurifu1865]

I was here for it....

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

Rest in Peace Rick May...

[@ravenghost-kh9gy]

After rick may die spy sad from background

[@helensuarez4514]

ANYONE HAHAHA

[@helensuarez4514]

sorry

[@jeb156]

4:40 "Oh soldier... Who will they find to replace you?" ... Nobody...

[@iggiboii]

3:08 definitely one of my favorites, it sounds so genuine and gritty it’s so funny

[@Randomest_king]

I’m looking at your X-ray… And I’m afraid you SUCK!!

[@ThatDianeDude]

3:47 “Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin” Damn, dad jokes went too far!

[@NIneXTF2]

I mean spy isn’t wrong.

[@dawidgrasza1992]

"Im looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid you suck!" That fot me

[@brodiero-solar302]

2:48

[@jscide3671]

Just like he said he was off to see his mother😂 he wasn't lying

[@unwantedhaircut2312]

Ya dad 😂😂😂

[@datdoggerboi]

"Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin" when you roast your own son

[@Stalker_UwU_]

What about that girl in expiration date?

[@guy6327]

@@Stalker_UwU_ trust me,scout is not even close to bang Miss Pauline

[@crytodie56]

@@guy6327 He's not talking about miss Pauline.

[@guy6327]

@@crytodie56 oh shit The chicken babe

[@Stalker_UwU_]

@@guy6327 Exactly

[@ursoval.jpeggg]

6:05 THE LIL PIG SNORT OH MY GOD... its so funny and cute at the same time im dying

[@scoutkevin2580]

7:23 Spy 1: superior shot Spy 2: I think no. Spy 3:No! Spy 4: I'm afraid not! Spy 1:*scream*

[@josephgonzales5781]

4:41 hit differently now

[@Springtrap-yz3pf]

Oh soldier who will they ever find to replace you No one

[@ZCstuff]

No one can replace a GOD

[@joaco_x]

😿

[@loomian8961]

big sad

[@lidzk]

Spy is now an oficial offensive class

[@marcelohomenxmacaco2557]

14:52 "Peekaboo" - Spy, The Baguette Man

[@yourfavouritefood1210]

Thanks it also "Why don't we just give up partner"

[@nyelgonzalez1637]

Partner

[@sargentsteve7148]

Sneaky baguette

[@proplayernominecraftsemmed165]

Vi que você é brasileiro... me passa teu discord pra nós jogarmos tf2

[@batyrina24]

How donwload this

[@I_Am_Scp_049]

ill always love how every other merc is like "omg im having so much fun!!!" while doing the do-si-do and spy is just suffering

[@gabriels.s4126]

I can be called a sadist *But this is the best ASMR I've ever heard: **7:27*

[@evantambolang3052]

Especially if you're Engineer main

[@TheBeast94YT]

wysi

[@cyrsia3439]

wysi

[@Prongless]

*deadringer from afar*

[@NikitaKovalchuk.]

The best ASMR when playing pyro/engineer (pyro cuz i love frying spies) imo

[@RedRockin2000]

3:00 is actually the best one. imagine being a medic, hear like 8 scouts calling for medic while trying to keep your heavy alive, and in the midst of all of the chaos, a spy backstabs you, and says this:

[@ziggyl7339]

that made me fucking shudder in hate, thanks

[@ilikecurry2345]

MEDIC *MEDIC **_MEDIC!!!_* {laughs}

[@e-meme-io7047]

3:17 is he just enjoys it so much

[@hellothere-sf1gl]

yea i think that medic would quit or not playing medic

[@mightyoshy5691]

Im a main medix This is just an insult

[@BillyOnYouTube]

0:28 The Spy exclaimed sarcastically, "Yes! The cart's moving back! The cart is supposed to move fORWARD!!!" Made me lmao

[@poooosheisty5623]

Me: confused screaming

[@mark030a]

@Average Weirdo r/wooosh

[@mark030a]

@Average Weirdo The lines sound like they are together, and what makes it funny is Spy is saying the opposite thing- fuck it, no point in explaining it.

[@Heroic03YT]

As if he just got auto-balanced right after the cart moves back.

[@akihikosakurai4013]

I just now learned that "off to hang myself" is a real voice line and not something spliced together for the heavy is dead video

[@Akanio_Vatheros]

I love how much venom his voice carries

[@TheRealMr.Government]

I love how spy is so aggressive about everything except for being on fire

[@hank2815]

He must be pretty used to it by now.

[@Dues-ex-machina]

One word Pyro

[@blundering.]

he used to have a fire retardant suit, and he said it calmly because he was completely immune, and now they just re-used the lines

[@Random_.]

"I believe im on fire"

[@Attaxalotl]

"I appear to have burst into flames"

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

2:53 those two voice lines went perfectly together

[@-aboodfrost-2779]

I think he was insulting them both when the medic heals the heavy while the ubercharge is almost full and backstabs them both. Don’t you think?

[@etherealelysium8834]

2:57

[@Bon-bn5lc]

Ya

[@GooserMan]

I thought they where the same voice line

[@SCPShyGuy]

@@powski151 r/woooosh

[@sugarp1e174]

3:40 "You died as you lived: running away!" Says you, deadbeat.

[@gamingwithlizardsd6478]

I love hearing spy SCREAM "YIPPIE KAY YAY" reminds me of wherer i started on tf2, an engie main, good times

[@nbdy6585]

*3:37** definitely the best of all*

[@zuke3438]

Nøbødy 3:00

[@jen4194]

YIPPEE KI YAY!!!!

[@byron_fan2437]

Well off to visit your mother OOOOHOHHHHH

[@antonioluciovivaldi_4317]

100%

[@keeganash2]

12yo on xbox live after dying to someone:

[@GAMER8000ALFD]

6:06 Never make a serious man laugh.

[@Baddino45]

Wei wei

[@timonph7073]

me when i see your french fry:

[@SpectraMoyai]

6:05

[@gabrielahernandez3366]

Snort

[@whatever-happened-to-marti]

*_*S N O R T*_*

[@Migixkem]

Spy: it appears that i am on fire Also spy: the cart is supposed TO GO FORRRRWAARD

[@user-ox3nq4yx7y]

3:08 "that time I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK" My favourite line

[@chlli]

13:17 when you stub your toe but see someone’s kid nearby

[@migueltrinidad2283]

True

[@ttdstudios6860]

**Flips Off The Kid**

[@muhammadalvinza9013]

Lmao 😂😂

[@greasonist]

IM DYINGG

[@aron1858]

@@greasonist is ur pfp from castle crashers?

[@bigboyepic8598]

3:16 The whole "Does that hurt?" line is the most brutal sounding one. The way he says the "doesn't it" is real harsh.

[@User-1147]

inb4 someone makes spy medic r34 shit

[@whatever-happened-to-marti]

Agreed

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

@@User-1147 it's already been done- oh wait you mean in the comments ...it's already been done a shit ton of times though

[@jerry3306]

Me killing the medic that let me die in front of him the last round

[@p3ww3p40]

we joke about the characters but they are just killers. period.

[@user-mf8bj9tu2k]

I love how when spy catches on fire he just calmly says “it appears I’m on fire” like it’s a normal thing.

[@Shovel________________]

i love how spy's insults are possibly the pettiest. like you can hear those words coming from the mic of some xbox kid but it's from the mouth of a pompous frenchman

[@hydroastral2830]

Finally a french character in a FPS who isn't depressed and purple.

[@gamingtime3709]

i recall that this is your fave class

[@avibenveniste3265]

+True Innovator yep

[@tobicevabuddy9836]

Umm spy was before widowmaker

[@Corwart]

TobiCevaLuke Joke -----------------------> Tobi

[@WickedHandzz]

Hon hon hon, they could be in a baguette relationship though.

[@IronGamer3006]

3:20 thats first voice crack i heard in tf2

[@UseTheScience]

Really? The medic has a lot of voice cracks when he screams

[@zuke3438]

It’s funnier when the spy voice cracks-

[@IronGamer3006]

@@UseTheScience oh okay then i have not heard them thanks !

[@xteddy_1]

@@zuke3438 this is the scond time i found ypu

[@zuke3438]

God is dead where else have you found me?

[@drebinoaspirin6683]

after all these years I love his voice

[@brxzbze]

what happened in those years before?

[@0L1XXDAJVGG4L3TT3]

So, last night, i put on a playlist with the voice files because haha, and i decided to put Sniper's voice files. I only slept for a couple minutes, but then i literally woke up to this 10:09 How do you think i felt?

[@brontegoodman6238]

Mortal terror personally

[@Jim_the_cowboy]

3:54 the sound that every tf2 player knows

[@misfortuneteller3297]

SCOUT!

[@Yala_fem]

Rainbows make me *die*

[@crapperplays8381]

May I borrow your cry? This is rainbows, earpiece makes me scout!

[@krysmrug6478]

@@crapperplays8381 OVER!

[@maidaliedelrosario2916]

Piootrek 0

[@icygaming6422]

7:27 *Many spies were harmed in this video*

[@skibur848]

Ive heard those so many times it makes me happy

[@Godzillafanproductions]

Lol

[@calliecorn]

Good

[@Godzillafanproductions]

@@calliecorn lol

[@pichu7856]

Good

[@bred_slice.69]

8:03 oh dear, I’ve made quite a MeEem

[@Orangejuicetherabbit]

I’ve always seen the spy as like, the self appointed leader of the nine mercs

[@daymon167]

10:31 *Time to assasinate some calories* -Spy

[@mushroo2453]

Is spy watching porn?

[@smolangelsdoodles]

Thank you for this

[@silverlion1269]

That’s wat I thought

[@poroo3766]

*K I L L S H E A V Y*

[@damayantievadamayanti4170]

That sound is something else -Spy crab

[@Erisck]

THAT SPY IS A SPY

[@borkedluck]

Erick dominguez Medic: ze spy is a double spy

[@tash5537]

On russian: Этот шпион - шпион!

[@CazeElite]

@Redexer Medic: The spy is a double agent!!!

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Erick dominguez that spy is a spy! But not one of our spies. I think that’s important to mention.

[@imomo_b]

No.

[@stepver2273]

i love how the domination things pretty much for each character can be combined and work

[@rainbowfloppa]

7:59 *DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME* *Y E A H*

[@obi-wankenobi1233]

"Well, off to visit your mother(s)! Over!"

[@rainbowfloppa]

@@obi-wankenobi1233 *hey is that a new suit cuz it sucks* *(OH BOOM)*

[@springtrapfilms5936]

I loved that scene

[@youfooligain6276]

"Here lies Scout, lived fast, and died a virgin." But in Expiration Date, didn't Scout ask a fried chicken tramp to do it and she said yes?

[@imcintyre01]

YouFooligain yes, but it never showed what they did. It could have been a reference to the bucket O chicken commercial

[@lillet2101]

Or they didn't want to show what they did....

[@nathaliecorado656]

"The fried chicken tramp"

[@jolluxsiren]

knowing scout, he probably made up that whole story

[@sticksterstickme986]

Probably got rejected right before they did it..

[@zestos6018]

2:41 "Morbidly Obese" IM DYING

[@muhammadalimov9687]

Zestos Henry the 8th: *angry obese sounds*

[@animacs2728]

FaTmAn

[@aetherresonant9079]

real talk there's no way that heavy's bulk is fat, he's muscular as fuck, and *dense*

[@guymaniii6467]

AetherResonant I don’t think he’s fat, but everyone calls him that, so he’s just naturally *t h i c c a s f u c k*

[@ivyremojo8392]

When the spy dominates me Spy: You have died as you lived, MORBIDLY DEPRESSED

[@BugzyBoy]

5:35 when that one kid asks if we have homework

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

4:41 Spy was so wrong No one can replace soldier

[@joshdotjpeg04]

10:05 Spy 1: _"Come on."_ Spy 2: *_"Yes!"_* Spy 3: *_"But of course."_* Spy 4: *_"Of course."_* *_grunting noises_*

[@Garbo_trashcan]

O h n o

[@mmsixnine9303]

*B R U H*

[@nemu4677]

What can i say Except Delete this

[@aclown36]

Audio from Scout's Mom's bedroom,1968.

[@joshdotjpeg04]

@@aclown36 Sounds about right

[@blackout3681]

4:14 a French man imitating an Aussie is one of the best things I’ve ever heard

[@bituin5908]

LMAO THE NEXT ONE TOO “YOU LIVE IN A VAN!”

[@tibayonex4505]

Haw haw! What are you going to do---run five miles away and *shoot* me? Ye- No... (How did he *know?* )

[@princeofasturias]

@@tibayonex4505 Hey I knew that line, from what video is it?

[@princeofasturias]

@@tibayonex4505 thx

[@emporioalnino4670]

Why don't we just give up pardner

[@N16isbetterthanhydeinsight]

"OH MY GOD FIRE FIRE FIRE" 'I do believe I am on fire'

[@significantpepper5274]

1:30 i'm so fucking glad that spy says "in our midst" instead of "there's a spy among us"

[@retror619]

9:30 T H A N K Y O U , L I B E R A L .

[@hyperbot7901]

Spy goes political

[@theultimateshadowgunmercen751]

Liberalist detected on American soil lethal force engaged

[@text862]

Laborer*

[@good_shotman4300]

It's laborer not liberal

[@salemseance4929]

Good_ShotMan T h a t ' s t h e j o k e

[@stevenalconwyrick2066]

7:25 - Love the transition between calm "no"s and then, suddenly, the death screams.

[@ilikecurry2345]

I think not. No! I'm afraid not. {screaming to death}

[@FourByteBurger]

Im afraid not! *_ÆGHHHSGS_*

[@hienosaatoa]

*_FoR fRaNcE! aNd ThE uNiCoRnS!_*

[@angelbasilica]

"I think not- auagGhahHAAaHAHHAgaHAHH"

[@jermfanaccount]

i think not. *_auAUAAAUuugHjAHgFHGBTfhTbGHh_*

[@TheBalkanJoker]

6:17 *"Doctor!Medic!Follow me!Let's settle this like gentleman"* Looks like the red spy is the blue spy

[@lorenzoniccoli99ln]

I swear, his mouth alternates between a grin and a frown depending on the tone of the voiceclip for me

[@mitchinatr7093]

I love the spy’s reaction to Jarate. “Is this...? MON DIEU!!”

[@rrr-wl5uz]

OH MY GOD! That's what it means.

[@rrr-wl5uz]

OH MY GOD!! That's what it means I think.

[@lazyrug5386]

fun fact: in the french version he says " est-ce...? OH MY GOD!!"

[@mitchinatr7093]

Gay Suga Boy oh shit no way!

[@onutube6392]

@@lazyrug5386 what is he english in baguette land?

[@virtualboy89]

0:20 he has more mental stability when on fire than when he's pushing the cart. This character is truly something.

[@samanthathomas9435]

I do believe im on fire

[@bigmackium8844]

I apeared to burst into flames

[@giganigga3025]

Heavy who has 300 hp literally goes :FIRE FIRE FIREEEEEEEEEE

[@fireguy4588]

He’s used to it

[@artemefimov8215]

@@fireguy4588 i believe you know that from your experience

[@Twp-pikmin]

as a sniper main, there is something soothing about hearing the death and pain sounds of the spy

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

dead ringer:

[@marieplushiewithaknife407]

0:21 he is so calm when he is on fire

[@Giant_SewerRat]

"Here's what I have that you don't: A functioning liver!" Says the dude that probably has lung cancer

[@pug8714]

He smokes

[@Giant_SewerRat]

@@pug8714 Yeah... that's the joke.

[@Xxkiller_of_noobsxX]

True true

[@Giant_SewerRat]

@@preacherofmusic I honestly don't know how to respond to someone assuming I don't have common sense, congrats, you've stumped me.

[@thilsiktonix]

@@preacherofmusic No. You are too dumb.

[@enzomessina2858]

Spy calls engi illiterate in one of his domination lines... *_E N G I H A S 1 1 P H D ' S_*

[@jandajanda2242]

The text books were in guitar

[@ninetails8471]

@@jandajanda2242 Banjo*

[@jandajanda2242]

Ninetails guitar is more common down south

[@Sorrelhas]

He took a machine that could stop aging, and made it the size of an Apple Watch.

[@eaglehood224]

Perhaps that is the basis of the insult.

[@LightningCayo]

Spy seems really enthusiastic about pushing the payload

[@desot00]

by far the funniest part is how he's incredibly calm about being on fire

[@elyriasrageofficial]

6:07 The one you are looking for

[@tkdace2459]

no, im looking for "go to hell"

[@randomname611]

I'm Peppa pig 6:07

[@user-fb7zv7zu2y]

i'm here for "I am the spy"

[@koralowykaszalot]

Actually, I'm here for 12:29

[@fahoodie1852]

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[@kono_ryu]

10:50 "Feel the burn, BE the burn! " *seconds later Pyro W+M1s Spy*

[@nightfurynick998]

i saw this comment as he actually said the quote

[@unidentifieduser3643]

Lmao same

[@rekkerman8842]

Ambassador is a good counter because is kinda close and he's just moving straightforward so *shots*

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

*backs the fuck up with dead ringer*

[@guilhermef.cabral8252]

Well they are the same person in real life so...

[@stinkster]

Masterfully voiced

[@ethancheung5153]

I love how spy calmly remarks that he is burning to death.

[@Zeweeabob]

"HAHAHAHA, you live in a V A N !" My favorite line ever.

[@ryfyyt171]

Animefan2019 mine is when he says “GOD HELP US”

[@mman6564]

Its so childish for the character its great

[@legosans926]

@@mman6564 yeah! I love how he just roasts everyone and then, with sniper he just...

[@evantambolang3052]

Also Spy: "MeDIc, meDiC, mEDic! Honhonhon!"

[@tea0w0stache]

" I do believe I have burst into flames" -Spy 2017

[@TheBigBadCow]

2007*

[@stephenconley3756]

MccWeeb Industries and he sounded so calm while saying that.

[@soybliat7083]

No 2019

[@damayantievadamayanti4170]

1987 he dies

[@AdaWongSFMOfficial]

@@damayantievadamayanti4170 No That's Scout

[@greenknight9000]

I like how, unlike the other characters, Spy's domination lines are *_really_* personal

[@hal0w_]

4:42 “owwh, soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?!” Really fitting for 2 years ago..

[@GPantazis]

4:40 "Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace YOU?" "No one..."

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

Anyone! *internal laughing*

[@haiminh7630]

@@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397 **and tears**

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

@@haiminh7630 pow you are ded

[@helensuarez4514]

ANYONE HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@megarayquaza9054]

I don't think anyone here knows what happened

[@datstupidassdudeatthecorne8614]

3:37 "well, off to visit your mother" i was literally expecting a "AHH-" after that sentence

[@TheKarateKid2021]

Ahahahaha..yeah...I'm gonna headbutt'cha!

[@thiagotengamer9316]

@@TheKarateKid2021 *You just shapeshifted into a dead guy DUMASS* -Scout 2007

[@TJ-hg6op]

These voice lines are amazing

[@YuuyaKZMI]

"I'm looking at your X-ray, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!"