A Steaming Pile of Ship

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Squire

Squire

Күн бұрын

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@janaugustyniak6861
@janaugustyniak6861 6 жыл бұрын
"Bloody RNG" "RNG, Sir?" "Yes. Royal Naval Gunnery."
@Dan-pf1jf
@Dan-pf1jf 5 жыл бұрын
America: *has enough money to convert a coal freighter into an aircraft carrier, has no budget for a siren* lol
@sirankleknocker3122
@sirankleknocker3122 4 жыл бұрын
Dan well at least they can afford great vocals and intercom, right?
@elgenerico5453
@elgenerico5453 4 жыл бұрын
The aren't loud enough?
@brandonseto4524
@brandonseto4524 4 жыл бұрын
I think they purposely bought that siren
@firestorm165
@firestorm165 4 жыл бұрын
Spend your money where it counts
@Dan-pf1jf
@Dan-pf1jf 4 жыл бұрын
@@firestorm165 least they've got good intercoms. Unlike the British.
@thomasscaife6867
@thomasscaife6867 6 жыл бұрын
The American had way too much fun with his lines.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes he did.
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
Yes I did ;)
@jmaaybraak
@jmaaybraak 6 жыл бұрын
We always do, u know. We're nothing more than loud, obnoxious, gun-toting, 'baccer spittin' bullies, we Americans....
@topbanana.2627
@topbanana.2627 6 жыл бұрын
@@IntrepidAnimations i thought the voice of the aircraft carrier was phlydaily?
@UzayOzel
@UzayOzel 6 жыл бұрын
Intoxicated the voice of the Aircraft is Phly
@DeDerpyDerp_
@DeDerpyDerp_ 6 жыл бұрын
5:45 "Do you know the way to pearl harbor?" "Weird, a Japanese carrier asked me the same thing a week ago-" " *WHAT WAS THAT?*" "Nothing!"
@poyrazkaripyan7544
@poyrazkaripyan7544 6 жыл бұрын
I love it when they make good jokes out of pearl harbor
@laurie8770
@laurie8770 6 жыл бұрын
De Derpy Derp (
@lgmmrm
@lgmmrm 6 жыл бұрын
"TORA TORA TOR- WAIT A MINUTE!"
@Nobody10115
@Nobody10115 6 жыл бұрын
Who did the plane leader voice?
@Nobody10115
@Nobody10115 6 жыл бұрын
It sounds familiar...
@DevCorpGaming
@DevCorpGaming 6 жыл бұрын
That's an aircraft carrier! *Scuttles* PRICELESS!
@christophpoll784
@christophpoll784 6 жыл бұрын
Well it was the Spee that actually DID scuttle ;-)
@Diego-zz1df
@Diego-zz1df 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't those sink a british CV?
@Ganderco
@Ganderco 6 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!!!
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 6 жыл бұрын
spoilers!
@DewaKrishna_
@DewaKrishna_ 6 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg cvs (aircraft carriers) in wows are one of the greatest fears of battleship players
@charleslathrop9743
@charleslathrop9743 5 жыл бұрын
"We could try leaving the doors to the magazine open..." This is a dark joke.
@centraltendency5343
@centraltendency5343 5 жыл бұрын
That was a reference to HMS Hood
@yible3278
@yible3278 5 жыл бұрын
"should shave off a few seconds"... or Battlecruisers
@MK-rr7cg
@MK-rr7cg 5 жыл бұрын
@@centraltendency5343 More Jutland as Dreadnought and Jutland are both WW1 era.
@wesleygay8918
@wesleygay8918 5 жыл бұрын
@@MK-rr7cg yes, very much a battle of Jutland joke, which had me dying of laughter.
@galistanfrizky
@galistanfrizky 5 жыл бұрын
I think british ship has tendency to blow up spectacularly. I mean take a look at jutland, hood, cambletown...
@craigdorrian7391
@craigdorrian7391 6 жыл бұрын
“I can’t die like this! I have a premium account!” Last words from a brave German commander, Battle of the Random Icebergs 1943 May he rest in peace
@acebalistic1358
@acebalistic1358 4 жыл бұрын
its 1941 just before pearl harbor. but still point made.
@npk765fan
@npk765fan 4 жыл бұрын
Tyler McDaniel So this is 1941
@acebalistic1358
@acebalistic1358 4 жыл бұрын
The famous films fan Speer in the video yes
@Daniel-ps6fc
@Daniel-ps6fc 3 жыл бұрын
@@npk765fan yes it is December 7th 1941. 😂
@L.P.1987
@L.P.1987 2 жыл бұрын
"Random Icebergs" Hahaha
@BAGELMENSK
@BAGELMENSK 6 жыл бұрын
"sir we've been hit below the waterline" *"AH, ANOTHER ICEBERG?"* sounded like he was about to jump out and stab it.
@AceOfBlackjack
@AceOfBlackjack 4 жыл бұрын
LordMatt48 haa
@مبتسمألفينوتسعةمائةوسبعةوسبعون
@مبتسمألفينوتسعةمائةوسبعةوسبعون 3 жыл бұрын
titanic reference
@Nidhoggrr
@Nidhoggrr 6 жыл бұрын
"torpedoes ready sir!" "what took you so long? You make them yourself?" That had me spitting coffee.
@reinhardofavercland7448
@reinhardofavercland7448 6 жыл бұрын
That one actually makes sense since German torpedoes reload faster than torpedoes of other nations (some low tier Japanese & Russian DDs are the exceptions).
@Nidhoggrr
@Nidhoggrr 6 жыл бұрын
First off I'm just repeating a line that was funny. Second what you say doesn't make any sense when the German character was complaining about how LONG it took to reload the Torp.
@radiationstudios5533
@radiationstudios5533 4 жыл бұрын
Had me spitting tea. Even dropped my biscuit!
@erridkforname
@erridkforname 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and the ship is made out of paper. Thats what they feel like in wow
@_Matsimus_
@_Matsimus_ 6 жыл бұрын
Sink the Mememark
@jollyswagman9242
@jollyswagman9242 6 жыл бұрын
Matsimus didn’t except you here
@jaysonxxx2306
@jaysonxxx2306 5 жыл бұрын
Thats cool
@falco5476
@falco5476 5 жыл бұрын
Hi
@benlaskowski357
@benlaskowski357 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH!!! SINK THE MEMEMARK! 🤣
@alanmaclaren4118
@alanmaclaren4118 4 жыл бұрын
Shrek mememark
@flipper-b8858
@flipper-b8858 6 жыл бұрын
I will never forget the sound of the American alarm for general quarters.
@crsd80mac37
@crsd80mac37 5 жыл бұрын
Oof oof!
@21owlgirl72
@21owlgirl72 5 жыл бұрын
TORA TORA TORA-wait a minute.....
@rezasandresa5916
@rezasandresa5916 5 жыл бұрын
And uss langley. IDKW but that makes it unique
@ship0197
@ship0197 5 жыл бұрын
Owah Owah Owah
@benlaskowski357
@benlaskowski357 4 жыл бұрын
I watched Tora Tora Tora when I was little: the Ward's general quarters alarm stays in your head.
@upsetdoggo5199
@upsetdoggo5199 5 жыл бұрын
4:45 “Should I raise the single flags sir?” “Flags, this isn’t the French navy!” XD
@MK-rr7cg
@MK-rr7cg 5 жыл бұрын
Signal flags*
@richardstratford7126
@richardstratford7126 4 жыл бұрын
But instead of using radio we Brits used the signal flags and... the other ships' crews didn't see them and didn't turn Ah, wonderful battle of Jutland :D
@lefrenchaudir188
@lefrenchaudir188 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardstratford7126 HMS vincible
@bunkerevsgaming452
@bunkerevsgaming452 6 жыл бұрын
*Oh cool War Thunder released Battlesh-* *Oh...*
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
World of Warships is great. This comment was sponsored by World of Warships.
@HistoryGameV
@HistoryGameV 6 жыл бұрын
Squire The RNG thing was great.^^
@bunkerevsgaming452
@bunkerevsgaming452 6 жыл бұрын
It MUST be true if Squire says so
@HistoryGameV
@HistoryGameV 6 жыл бұрын
Bunkerevs Gaming Absolutely! I mean, he would never lies to us about the capabilities of anything British! Right? RIGHT?!!!
@bunkerevsgaming452
@bunkerevsgaming452 6 жыл бұрын
@@HistoryGameV Not at all! I believe his comments on the capabilities of British Military Force is greatly understated to spare the embarrassment of other nations.
@articcenturion8387
@articcenturion8387 6 жыл бұрын
I can't die like this! I have a premium account! That really was relatable.
@chanzpalau-agbayani1270
@chanzpalau-agbayani1270 5 жыл бұрын
6:45
@sorepancake4284
@sorepancake4284 5 жыл бұрын
I fell so bad for him to because that’s me
@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent
@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent 5 жыл бұрын
Its a joy to watch pay 2 play players screaming their heads off when they sink to a player that actually plays.
@j.chiari
@j.chiari 5 жыл бұрын
@@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent what was this supposed to mean, mr. Trump?
@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent
@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent 5 жыл бұрын
@@j.chiari ???????
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 жыл бұрын
KZbin be like Demontised for the tittle
@chatbannednosse
@chatbannednosse 6 жыл бұрын
Better run fast af boiii
@zand1725
@zand1725 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pigeonbird5127
@pigeonbird5127 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gamesghost2670
@gamesghost2670 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ace_maker3492
@ace_maker3492 6 жыл бұрын
lol phlys WHICH WAY IS CHINA!
@aceofspadesguy4913
@aceofspadesguy4913 6 жыл бұрын
“Oh U-boats aren’t in the ga- I mean conflict” Wargaming: “Hold mein beer”
@LowBudgetKiwi
@LowBudgetKiwi 5 жыл бұрын
@Robert McGuire But but but they promised!!!!
@frodepettersen6283
@frodepettersen6283 4 жыл бұрын
Ah true the uboat is at beta test
@juliaslavova9672
@juliaslavova9672 4 жыл бұрын
U mean submarienes
@ooofman-n4s
@ooofman-n4s 4 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@ceiling_cat
@ceiling_cat 3 жыл бұрын
**still holding**
@JH-tc9lt
@JH-tc9lt 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh crap, looks like it's a Doolittle scenario, boys!" " *Which way to Chinaaaaaaaaaaaa???* " Definitely made me audibly laugh, that doesn't happen much from the internet 😂
@andrewinbody4301
@andrewinbody4301 6 жыл бұрын
I always get an out loud laugh on this channel,
@nosiricparadise9600
@nosiricparadise9600 6 жыл бұрын
What do you mean with those bold letters
@nosiricparadise9600
@nosiricparadise9600 6 жыл бұрын
Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment It always makes no sense too me
@nosiricparadise9600
@nosiricparadise9600 6 жыл бұрын
Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment It always makes no sense to me
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 6 жыл бұрын
Jurgen Hak Best moment of the video! 😂😂😂
@itsjustmenova
@itsjustmenova 4 жыл бұрын
“First Salvo misses sir” “I suppose that’s what we get for still using cannonballs”
@ollaniuspius1211
@ollaniuspius1211 6 жыл бұрын
A tank commander in charge of a naval ship. God help the British.
@benbaselet2026
@benbaselet2026 6 жыл бұрын
No worries, he used to command a TOG.
@koffieslikkersenior
@koffieslikkersenior 6 жыл бұрын
land ship -> water ship. I don't see the problem here
@Alvaro89Rus
@Alvaro89Rus 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, Glorious had a former submarine commanding officer. Turned out just fine.
@jellyasuncion416
@jellyasuncion416 6 жыл бұрын
Well he did play as a Cruiser but didnt make such work
@sargesacker2599
@sargesacker2599 6 жыл бұрын
After all the navy made the first tanks, they're basically same thing. Got to love the British way.
@Boone3232
@Boone3232 6 жыл бұрын
When tf2 soldier captains a carrier
@CaptainRhodor
@CaptainRhodor 5 жыл бұрын
"Captain! Get off the flight deck!" "SCREAMING EAGLES!!!" **rocket jumps away with the Market Gardener**
@confederateghst4362
@confederateghst4362 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Rick May
@rickgrimes_69420
@rickgrimes_69420 4 жыл бұрын
he will be alive in our hearts
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
I am best aircraft carrier captain obviously
@FemtoSecn
@FemtoSecn 6 жыл бұрын
More like *nobody drives carriers better than me!*
@brandonkirk5357
@brandonkirk5357 6 жыл бұрын
WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN!!! I've never laughed so hard!
@Alvaro89Rus
@Alvaro89Rus 6 жыл бұрын
Oustanding, even. Never saw Lagley going so fast. I bet you droped overboard all planes except that bomber squadron.
@MagnificentSpeed
@MagnificentSpeed 6 жыл бұрын
Soviet Womble? kappa.
@raydenkreps2014
@raydenkreps2014 6 жыл бұрын
TORA! TORA! TOR-wait a minute
@sanuku535
@sanuku535 5 жыл бұрын
7:31 That graf spee and aircrsft carrier meme. Just pure gold.
@张桓瑜
@张桓瑜 4 жыл бұрын
Pravda best school! And yeah Graf Spee scuttling was funny
@MikeGoesBoom
@MikeGoesBoom 6 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, we won for once :D
@robertmcveigh1572
@robertmcveigh1572 6 жыл бұрын
ja, fur deutschland
@SeanODea25
@SeanODea25 6 жыл бұрын
Were you one of the German voices Mike?
@bertoliniduce
@bertoliniduce 6 жыл бұрын
@@SeanODea25 yes he whas the boat captain
@SeanODea25
@SeanODea25 6 жыл бұрын
@@bertoliniduce nice
@robertmcveigh1572
@robertmcveigh1572 6 жыл бұрын
The Model Meister obviously yes
@jamieolberding7731
@jamieolberding7731 6 жыл бұрын
7:50 "GOD DAMN IT! [cough, cough] We're hit! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA! [drowning noises]" (LOL)
@kuiper921
@kuiper921 5 жыл бұрын
In the city* makes it funnier if youve seen the movie 😂
@wesleygay8918
@wesleygay8918 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't this be more of a BlackHawk Drown?
@sailor_guy9841
@sailor_guy9841 5 жыл бұрын
NOW YOU ARE JUST LISTING FILMS I CAN DO IT TOO YOU KNOW? Ah GoĹdFiÑGėR
@clawyraptor9029
@clawyraptor9029 5 жыл бұрын
@@sailor_guy9841 AH CRAP LOOKS LIKE ITS A DOOLITTLE SCENARIO BOYS!!!! *WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!??!!??!?!?!?!*
@sirankleknocker3122
@sirankleknocker3122 4 жыл бұрын
Right, let’s end this nonsense and go back to dock.
@marinthecreator
@marinthecreator 6 жыл бұрын
Loving that Das Boot reference.
@foximacentauri7891
@foximacentauri7891 6 жыл бұрын
Not yet Kameraden, not yet!
@Grubnar
@Grubnar 6 жыл бұрын
They're sitting in the casino, celebrating sinking us!
@michaelwebb4817
@michaelwebb4817 6 жыл бұрын
Torpedo Los!
@russjohnstone2460
@russjohnstone2460 6 жыл бұрын
And theme music!,(Anyone notice?)
@nahuel9134
@nahuel9134 6 жыл бұрын
Russ Johnstone konvoy yep
@thesovietduck2121
@thesovietduck2121 5 жыл бұрын
"I cant die like this, I have a premium account!" That killed me lmao
@confederateghst4362
@confederateghst4362 4 жыл бұрын
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle look it up! RIP Rick May
@M_Man4409
@M_Man4409 3 жыл бұрын
How in the flying fuck are you registered as the USSR
@darkblood626
@darkblood626 6 жыл бұрын
Ok the Pearl Harbor joke earned you a like even if I hadn’t hit the button before pressing play
@raydenkreps2014
@raydenkreps2014 6 жыл бұрын
darkblood626 TORA! TORA! TORA! wait a minute
@bskorupk
@bskorupk 6 жыл бұрын
"At Ease, Sailor! You boys wouldn't happen to know the way to Pearl Harbor would you? I appear to be lost!" "That's Funny! Just last match a Japanese Carrier asked me the exact same thing!"
@leonardusrakapradayan2253
@leonardusrakapradayan2253 6 жыл бұрын
OLDCONTEMPTABLE " What was that?"
@mrmr_zoomie
@mrmr_zoomie 4 жыл бұрын
“Do you boys know the way to Pearl Harbour? Kinda got a little lost.” “Odd, just last match a Japanese ship asked me the same thing.” You have no idea the level of patriotism I had during that last line..
@mercurysarcade8538
@mercurysarcade8538 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I though the same thing. Good script.
@mrmr_zoomie
@mrmr_zoomie 4 жыл бұрын
Lemme correct you on your error. Ehem, GOOD MORNING U.S.A, I GLT RHE FEELING IT’S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY-
@mrmr_zoomie
@mrmr_zoomie 4 жыл бұрын
Sons Of Adalbert *Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle.*
@mrmr_zoomie
@mrmr_zoomie 4 жыл бұрын
Sons Of Adalbert okay you can love to see tomorrow
@TheBradleyClarke
@TheBradleyClarke 6 жыл бұрын
"ITS A SURPRISE ATTACK. GENERAL QUARTERS, GENERAL QUARTERS. ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS" *Makes siren noises* Christ almighty im crying!
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you liked that! I loved doing the noises XD
@motophonemoterola3093
@motophonemoterola3093 6 жыл бұрын
@@IntrepidAnimations I think you had to much fun with this XD keep it up
@gabistodolka4682
@gabistodolka4682 5 жыл бұрын
All I could think of is me when I was younger...so ya dat weird
@petlahk4119
@petlahk4119 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone watches Drachinifel. Addendum: "Oh look, it's an aircraft carrier" *Graf Shpee Scuttles* Yep, definitely been watching Drachinifel. xD Edit: Wait, nope. That was the Tirpitz.
@urmo345
@urmo345 6 жыл бұрын
"leave magazine door open..." reference to battle of Jutland ? :P
@SchoppeROFL
@SchoppeROFL 6 жыл бұрын
More of Sinking the Hood
@poyrazkaripyan7544
@poyrazkaripyan7544 6 жыл бұрын
Tsushima?
@veryorignalname4804
@veryorignalname4804 6 жыл бұрын
More like jutland
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 6 жыл бұрын
Its how Hood died.
@hansvonmannschaft9062
@hansvonmannschaft9062 6 жыл бұрын
Both Jutland and then Hood. Funny thing, I studied the cases in reverse order. So when I got to Jutland, I couldn't believe the RN's flagship pulled the same stunt almost 25 years later.
@Rairai_2712
@Rairai_2712 6 жыл бұрын
Squrie: damn rng Me in my mind: wait isnt this suppose to be some kind of realistic thi- Squire:royal navy gunnery! Me: oh you cheeki brit
@Ash007YT
@Ash007YT 6 жыл бұрын
Wholy slmoly give thegamingsoviet a round of applause for his American voice acting. Was bloody superb mate! ~ As was everyone else in the film. Outstanding work mate - glad i could help by exploding in a destroyer.
@comradebismarck
@comradebismarck 6 жыл бұрын
How to get free stuff if i already have an account on wargaming
@Ingaming_Coma246
@Ingaming_Coma246 6 жыл бұрын
Bruh he’s making an impression of Soldier from TF2
@chasebh89
@chasebh89 6 жыл бұрын
*awoOO awoOO awoOO*
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much man! :D
@thorhh
@thorhh 6 жыл бұрын
Soviet.... Is that really YOU doing the voice acting of that "MURRICAN" CV? Jesus H. Christ! You got me coming AND going for believing you indeed were from Kentucky! Not enough "singsong" in your voice for Texas ;)
@BruhPK
@BruhPK 6 жыл бұрын
"Torpedoes are ready!" *WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! DID YOU MAKE THEM YOURSELF?!*
@doc.voltold4232
@doc.voltold4232 6 жыл бұрын
that RNG joke was amazing
@sandis7674
@sandis7674 6 жыл бұрын
Flags, this isn't the french army
@Ashfielder
@Ashfielder 6 жыл бұрын
A plot? A plot? That’s unusual. It’ll be a damn Squidonian universe with matching, continuous canon!
@johnyoung4441
@johnyoung4441 5 жыл бұрын
"Well, we tried leaving the door to the magazine open, that ought to shave off a few seconds." I absolutely love that reference.
@auraknight98
@auraknight98 5 жыл бұрын
@@6Six6Six6Bruh about the Hms Hood
@ach3909
@ach3909 5 жыл бұрын
@@auraknight98 That's not a Hood reference
@ryanhopf8324
@ryanhopf8324 4 жыл бұрын
@@6Six6Six6Bruh HMS Hood/Battle of Jutland
@toveychurchill6468
@toveychurchill6468 2 жыл бұрын
Hood didn't blew up because of the flash door opening, that practice was long abandoned since Jutland, see Drachinifel's video on Hood
@dayofthedaleks1524
@dayofthedaleks1524 6 жыл бұрын
TORO TORO TOR-wait a minute.......
@Ch4pp13
@Ch4pp13 6 жыл бұрын
i think you mean... KANSAKI-SAN! TORA! TORA! TORA!
@ethanhatcher5533
@ethanhatcher5533 6 жыл бұрын
TORA TORA TORA
@tkkmss5713
@tkkmss5713 5 жыл бұрын
“Aww craps looks like it’s a Doolittle senecio boys” “WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAA”
@mexicubeo3o836
@mexicubeo3o836 3 жыл бұрын
I read the book of a soldier that passed that, and I JUST REALIZED IT WAS THIS SCENARIO AALDKXLAZLXNA
@VeryCreative-wu5kr
@VeryCreative-wu5kr 3 жыл бұрын
It’s across the earth
@IronLord2014
@IronLord2014 6 жыл бұрын
Tora Tora Tor.....WAIT A MINUTE!!! That got me laughing. I got a dare for you Squire, do a video while commanding either the German Bayern class or Japanese Kongo class.
@furioussherman7265
@furioussherman7265 6 жыл бұрын
8:20 is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.
@ethanadan8678
@ethanadan8678 Ай бұрын
WHICH WAY TO CHINAAA!!?
@sylv9570
@sylv9570 6 жыл бұрын
*Royal Naval Gunnery* seems *accurate*
@firepower7017
@firepower7017 6 жыл бұрын
бопт тоцсн ман Гог!ゝ_く And Americans Aircraft Carriers being same as usual
@respectablebogan3276
@respectablebogan3276 6 жыл бұрын
What was the joke there?
@reinhardofavercland7448
@reinhardofavercland7448 6 жыл бұрын
BobaFett MTB RNG stands for RNGesus (the made-up deity responsible for player's good/bad luck). However they said Royal Naval Gunnery because British battleships in the game have so-so accuracy & shortest range of all battleships of same tier until tier 9.
@barnstormer546
@barnstormer546 6 жыл бұрын
Actually RNG stands for Random Number Generator, a tool that games use to simulate luck. Some people refer to it as RNGesus, however.
@greatbriton8425
@greatbriton8425 6 жыл бұрын
Squire you have a genius for generating story lines with humour. Bring this to life with characters we can follow and grow to love on a one- or two-weekly basis and I believe you will have an empire within a few years.
@jellyasuncion416
@jellyasuncion416 6 жыл бұрын
6:21-6:31 Best alarm I've ever heard XD, maybe I could use that sound for notification
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
OMG IF I BECOME A NOTIFICATION SOUND I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DIE HAPPY
@IRFSI
@IRFSI 6 жыл бұрын
I will cut it and make it my notification sound for sure.
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
@@IRFSI If you actually do this, I will cry tears of joy.. that's how I know I've made it as a voice actor. :')
@finn5053
@finn5053 6 жыл бұрын
"Not yet, Kameraden, not yet" I hope y'all got it :P
@hideoeduardokojima8340
@hideoeduardokojima8340 6 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
@kiwwat4139
@kiwwat4139 3 жыл бұрын
they even played the theme!
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
Hey look that's me! #IMPROV LINES
@Ash007YT
@Ash007YT 6 жыл бұрын
Bloody good voice lines to M8
@brandonkirk5357
@brandonkirk5357 6 жыл бұрын
Good improv.... laughed at every line, though your voice is not very soviet ;)
@silvermistneoncloud845
@silvermistneoncloud845 6 жыл бұрын
"How did they see us first? Unless they've cracked our naval codes?" xD (The imitation game)
@bradhartliep879
@bradhartliep879 3 жыл бұрын
Actually that's a reference to the Battle of the Coral Sea ..
@brandonkirk5357
@brandonkirk5357 6 жыл бұрын
This was one of your funniest video yet! Love the HMS Hood reference at 3:14 :D The Graf Spee scuttled HA!! XD and looks like we've got a Doolittle scenario "WHICH WAY TO CHINAAA!"
@DanielWW2
@DanielWW2 6 жыл бұрын
That was not a HMS Hood reference but about the Battle of Jutland in 1916. Before WW1 the Royal Navy barely practised gunnery unlike the Germans. That led to misunderstandings about the nature of modern naval battles. Early during WW1 the Royal Navy discovered that the Germans could sustain a much higher rate of fire and thus outgun them. Further most British battleships and battlecruisers lacked the magazine capacity to carry enough shells for a somewhat prolonged engagement, let alone with the increased rate of fire now demanded. The solution was storing shells and charges outside of the magazines. Further too speed up the rate of fire, safety doors where left open. Then at Jutland the Germans obliterated three British battlecruisers in less than halve a hour with magazine hits. By this point HMS Hood was under construction. She was heavily modified after Jutland and here planned sister ships where cancelled. Still HMS Hood was flawed and the Royal Navy admiralty knew it because of live fire drills conducted in 1919. They knew that HMS Hood its magazine protection was very inadequate. When she encountered the Bismarck, well she never stood much of a chance once the Bismarck found the range.
@SvenTviking
@SvenTviking 6 жыл бұрын
It’s moronic on so many levels.
@bluesnail5042
@bluesnail5042 5 жыл бұрын
LE FUNI XD XD XD
@janwitkowsky8787
@janwitkowsky8787 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my very favorite videos. The premium accunt sinking always makes me chuckle from his wailing voice. And the Pearl Habour joke. Beautiful! xD
@F22onblockland
@F22onblockland 6 жыл бұрын
the scuttle of the battle cruiser had me rolling
@feeli3422
@feeli3422 5 жыл бұрын
“Should I fetch the signal flags sir?” “Flags? This isn’t the French army.”
@noviammapping8226
@noviammapping8226 6 жыл бұрын
"Fire! Fire everything!" That's wrong....a British captain would say that.
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 6 жыл бұрын
Or a Romulan Captain...
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 6 жыл бұрын
No, a Klingon would say "STAB EVERYTHING!!!"
@jamieolberding7731
@jamieolberding7731 6 жыл бұрын
8:16 Pilot 1: "Aw crap! Looks like it's a Dolittle scenario boys!" Pilot 2: "WHICH WAY TO CHINA!!!" (LOL)
@Alte.Kameraden
@Alte.Kameraden 6 жыл бұрын
The RNG joke was pure GOLD you made my day. I was eating a veggie pizza and almost coughed it up laughing.
@SchlopFlopper
@SchlopFlopper 6 жыл бұрын
You whatever’s below savage
@nodustechnologies3989
@nodustechnologies3989 6 жыл бұрын
why mention it at all? just say you were eating pizza. you ruined a perfectly good compliment with your weird lifestyle statement.
@biostar1278
@biostar1278 5 жыл бұрын
@@nodustechnologies3989 +
@theverminator8048
@theverminator8048 5 жыл бұрын
Veggie pizza 🤮
@krispybacon9285
@krispybacon9285 4 жыл бұрын
eating a veggie pizza.. i threw up in my mouth a little.. thanks.. weirdo..
@starguy321
@starguy321 6 жыл бұрын
4:57 signal flags are also key in making Beatles album covers
@meowmeowmeow594
@meowmeowmeow594 6 жыл бұрын
They're always accidentally breaking the fourth wall
@shawnrileywest2826
@shawnrileywest2826 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Ch4pp13
@Ch4pp13 6 жыл бұрын
what? what wall? are you rambling again, Commander? you might have to get that checked out. wouldn't want you to commandeer a battalion during one of your moments again. you remember what happened last time? your ramblings about a supposed 4th wall costed us the surprise attack and we had to fight on equal footing instead of just, you know, surprising the ever living shit out of them with our superior tactics!
@datonecommieirongear2020
@datonecommieirongear2020 6 жыл бұрын
@@Ch4pp13 oi oi mate! Id rather have you close that clapper of yours before we get another bloody strike from those wall engineers! And did you just babbled that we glorious royal fleet of the queen is somehow equal to the german tourism floaties? Id send you to france and get your jolly head lobbed off clean!
@mc6470
@mc6470 5 жыл бұрын
hey kids did somebody say *OIL?*
@shadowxxe
@shadowxxe 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ch4pp13 Chaps i have some really bad news...................we have ran out of tea in the lunch hall
@jamieolberding7731
@jamieolberding7731 6 жыл бұрын
7:51 Aircraft Carrier Captain: "GOD DAMN IT!" [cough, cough] "We're hit! We got a Black Hawk down! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA!!!!" [drowning noises] (LOL)
@bradshad1
@bradshad1 6 жыл бұрын
“I can’t die like this, I’m a premium account holder! “ Was properly laughing out loud with that line
@NatjoOfficial
@NatjoOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
You know, I have a deep appreciation for advertisements that actually have a good amount of critique for the product. Not to mention I died into laughter at the surprise attack.
@junaidazam12
@junaidazam12 6 жыл бұрын
Every voice actor was Brilliant ! Enjoyed the video immensely ! Ps : i have a sence that you are a fan of historybuffs channel , the references are too close to be coincidence , cheerio and have a good day fine sir .
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
I watch a lot of his stuff! Hope to meet him one day.
@junaidazam12
@junaidazam12 6 жыл бұрын
Well i pray that your wish comes true soon Squire , and i would like to believe he would be a fan of your content aswell . I mean who would'nt be .
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! I tried to be the best aircraft carrier I could be c:
@junaidazam12
@junaidazam12 6 жыл бұрын
Im not exagerrating when i say that i was laughing out loud when the aircraft carrier began manning the battle stations . The Siren was perfect ! XD
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
@@junaidazam12 lol when we recorded that I just started making those noises because it was perfect, leeeeel! Thank you so much man ^~^
@JettMann8
@JettMann8 3 жыл бұрын
I will have you know that despite it being a steaming pile of ship, the Bellerophon rocked my life from keel to mast in the St. Louis. That ships terrifies me
@Napalmratte
@Napalmratte 6 жыл бұрын
Erm - how to make a quick smart comment when early to a video that will become famous? Anyone? help?
@Ghostj20
@Ghostj20 6 жыл бұрын
I dunno you help me look at my subs 😢😢
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 6 жыл бұрын
Squire didn't even heart your comment. Sad.
@kariosar
@kariosar 6 жыл бұрын
Generally, you just repeat the best joke in the video.
@Pulkz
@Pulkz 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect you to be in there lol
@elkhamlichi2558
@elkhamlichi2558 6 жыл бұрын
That should work.
@derbiochemiker
@derbiochemiker 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has been playing World of Warships ever since the open beta, I can confirm, that this is pretty accurate to what an average battle looks like...
@albertbondoc3931
@albertbondoc3931 6 жыл бұрын
3:30 Das boot!
@doggonemess1
@doggonemess1 6 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant!
@ti7an-994
@ti7an-994 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I caught it too
@arctrooper9615
@arctrooper9615 6 жыл бұрын
Albert Bondoc ya ya!
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 6 жыл бұрын
Magnificent.
@wildbuffalo338
@wildbuffalo338 5 жыл бұрын
I loved that reference
@Joachim1167
@Joachim1167 5 жыл бұрын
"Torpedoes reloaded, Sir." "What took you so long? You make them yourself?" That's about right... :D
@seanj4119
@seanj4119 5 жыл бұрын
At least we can reload them. Torpedoes could only be reloaded in port in real life
@cavalryareohhi4786
@cavalryareohhi4786 6 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of *sass* in this episode is incredible.
@Cheezymuffin.
@Cheezymuffin. 6 жыл бұрын
"bloody RNG" "RNG sir" "Yeeaassss, Royal Naval Gunnery" lmao
@michbam3947
@michbam3947 6 жыл бұрын
Me : Clicking trough all my beloved Squire Videos, thinking, Hey when was his last upload, and then this, BLOODY BRILLIANT
@rng_lord1276
@rng_lord1276 6 жыл бұрын
The Graf Spee blowing itself up when it had the advantage was a fantastic historical refrence.
@sergeantpanther678
@sergeantpanther678 6 жыл бұрын
Squire Squire Yes Viewer Playing Terrible? No viewer Telling Lies? No Viewer Open your mouth *BLIMEY THAT’S A PEWNY SCORE*
@bundleoffuck2986
@bundleoffuck2986 5 жыл бұрын
*never forget that one battle where a Destroyer sunk three Battleships using Torpedo’s.*
@vogel2077
@vogel2077 6 жыл бұрын
the doors to the magazine open? Good reference
@datonecommieirongear2020
@datonecommieirongear2020 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta let the Ammo breathe!
@zachboyd4749
@zachboyd4749 4 жыл бұрын
7:14 As a carrier main myself, I 100% know/cry over/report bad teammates/understand this man’s pain
@MagnificentSpeed
@MagnificentSpeed 6 жыл бұрын
How do I attach the bombs if the bottom if under water? Damn IRA nerfs.
@penclaw
@penclaw 6 жыл бұрын
wunderwaffe unterwasser
@somepole4137
@somepole4137 6 жыл бұрын
Use a magnet
@somepole4137
@somepole4137 6 жыл бұрын
Flex tape
@TheAnnoyingF2P
@TheAnnoyingF2P 6 жыл бұрын
Good to know WoWS has the same exact problems as War Thunder with no good alternatives in sight! By the way, I'm pretty sure Soldier from TF2 was the captain of that aircraft carrier.
@thehumanoddity
@thehumanoddity 5 жыл бұрын
Soldier before he went insane.
@lordwunglerbeckett
@lordwunglerbeckett 6 жыл бұрын
That Patreon photo is bloody brilliant
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
Hand picked, from the Squidonian art gallery.
@SeaponyLuna
@SeaponyLuna 5 жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't worry about U-boats they aren't even in the game" Wargaming: Hold my beer
@aelfdog8491
@aelfdog8491 6 жыл бұрын
Yyyyeeeeesssss another upload!
@dinodude7290
@dinodude7290 6 жыл бұрын
yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@sakuya1185
@sakuya1185 4 жыл бұрын
Graf Spee: German DDs: "Great, they scuttled. Every. Time." Classic right there.
@yorudaan
@yorudaan 6 жыл бұрын
Jingles should had been in this one too
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 4 жыл бұрын
"It looks like a Hand me down from the Russian Navy...!!!" *In a game where the Soviet ships are armed with Supersonic shells, Fire Tsar Bombas and Vodka enfused shells, 16 High explosive rifles, Vodka powered engines, made of Stalinium, are made by the Russians "Genius" designers, and speed up faster than the fall of the German Reich, is that a bad thing...?*
@Chrisey96.
@Chrisey96. 6 жыл бұрын
Hay look a Squire uploaded see you in another 3 months
@jamieolberding7731
@jamieolberding7731 6 жыл бұрын
5:56 "You listen here sailor! Nothing short of a complete surprise attack on a U.S Naval asset would even make us consider joining your little Euro War!" (LOL)
@DaGardenChair
@DaGardenChair 6 жыл бұрын
"Which way to China!" best line
@1bardiel1
@1bardiel1 6 жыл бұрын
"I can't die like this! I have a premium account!" xD
@TheCatVtuber
@TheCatVtuber 6 жыл бұрын
Wargaming brought Squire, i saw this coming from a mile away.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
Correction: They bought me biscuits. That's all it takes.
@EradWir
@EradWir 6 жыл бұрын
Not from many miles away
@datonecommieirongear2020
@datonecommieirongear2020 6 жыл бұрын
@@EradWir "Many miles Away" chuckle
@cookoo4cocopuffs221
@cookoo4cocopuffs221 5 жыл бұрын
7:18 Pretty historically accurate
@underworldguardian704
@underworldguardian704 6 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please keep it up squire. I love ❤️ your videos I mean British Education Videos. YYYYEEEESSSS.
@p-mies1192
@p-mies1192 5 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean *close* ? We hit the bloody thing!" I can't sleep. I had to come back just for this.
@emilbt7588
@emilbt7588 6 жыл бұрын
6:22 i think the captain on the langley was a arctic seal all along...
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
YOU FOUND MY SECRET, SCUTTLE
@emilbt7588
@emilbt7588 6 жыл бұрын
@@IntrepidAnimations uuuuuaaaah!! Uuuuuuuaaah!! Meep meep meep meep!! *Explosion*
@texan_commando
@texan_commando 6 жыл бұрын
“God I love that stopwatch sound”, said every German naval guy ever!
@theletterh8176
@theletterh8176 6 жыл бұрын
At the end: *OH FOR F-* Amazing wonderful absolutely beautiful
@phillipblock5304
@phillipblock5304 6 жыл бұрын
The layers of historical and film references to this one are quite outstanding
@EpicDonutDudeMemes
@EpicDonutDudeMemes 6 жыл бұрын
My compliments on your video title
@D.M.S.
@D.M.S. 4 жыл бұрын
“Now you are just listing films. I can that too you know..ah...Goldfinger!“
@lforloser7210
@lforloser7210 6 жыл бұрын
*Tora! Tora! Tora!*
@IntrepidAnimations
@IntrepidAnimations 6 жыл бұрын
wait a minute.. that's not right.. HMMMMM
@6Six6Six6Bruh
@6Six6Six6Bruh 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome movie and great joke
@leftcoaster67
@leftcoaster67 6 жыл бұрын
That's one of the best clips you've made Squire! I like how the Graf Spee scuttles itself lol.
@AHlr-fy6pr
@AHlr-fy6pr 5 жыл бұрын
3:27 nice reference to 'Das Boot' :D
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 4 жыл бұрын
"Not yet, Kameraden, not yet!" 3:36 Gotta love the reference to Das Boot :D
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