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@teverwelsch9114 Жыл бұрын
These just get better and better
@spitfireflyer2205 Жыл бұрын
next video is gonna have a 1:1 scale bismarck rebuilt for the video?
@romanstingler435 Жыл бұрын
Love you guys. As a German-speaking person, I had really a lot to laugh :)
@thorhh Жыл бұрын
For crying out loud! Please stop this horrible German-whatever-itsmeanttobe shit! Gesteering gear hurts my ears. It's absoluetely not funny. On the contrary. There used to be a time, when you had voice actors for that.....
@Majormelon2.0 Жыл бұрын
Sup
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Thanks to the team at HMS Caroline in Belfast, who had us onboard to film for the day. Big shout out to Kerry, who guest starred as our German 2nd. In his words, it was "Great crack", which is funny because we dont remember there being any crack, but then... that's class A drugs for you!
@Majormelon2.0 Жыл бұрын
Sup
@crusader1997 Жыл бұрын
I recognised the helm when i saw this video, I’m a local and have visited the Caroline twice, hope you enjoyed it!
@gunmasterx1164 Жыл бұрын
Glad you visited HMS Caroline here in Belfast, she's a magnificent ship.
@ethanmb116 Жыл бұрын
Finally something done with Caroline, thanks squire, you're the best.
@TheIrishvolunteer Жыл бұрын
We Irish love our crack
@Glegh Жыл бұрын
Im surprised squire didnt swindle himself onto an actual working british ww2 ship sailing
@Boundraries Жыл бұрын
Me neither
@l0rf Жыл бұрын
I expected him to just kind of raise the actual Bismarck for authenticity.
@texasforever7887 Жыл бұрын
Because no WW2 Era British ship exists. Sadly, they were all sold for scrap
@somethingelse516 Жыл бұрын
@@texasforever7887there is the Belfast
@piercecowley255 Жыл бұрын
It was filmed on the HMS Caroline
@0rland0 Жыл бұрын
As a German, I'd say that the german sounds more like dutch than german, and it's great.
@togamid Жыл бұрын
In my opinion, it's somewhat distracting, because I want to listen to it, but it's just gibberish that almost *might* mean the things that are in the subtitles. I kind of have to make an effort to not listen to it and just read.
@Kaiberus Жыл бұрын
as a dutchy, i dont hear any dutchiness at all but that might just be me
@Kaiberus Жыл бұрын
nvm i hear the accent now
@lt_rainbowslash58 Жыл бұрын
As a Liechtensteiner, agreed lol
@patrickcardon1643 Жыл бұрын
Knowing Dutch and German I can only tell it hurts my ears 🤕
@Scav271 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Squire wasn't lying. They ARE really bloody good with cardboard
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Plenty of glue, too.
@sr7129 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, nothing makes me happier than Squire’s Germlish
@Irish381 Жыл бұрын
Almost like every war movie made in the 1950s has some sort of German Dutch mush mouth speaking. Instead of fire! The German people would say Loose ! As in let loose the arrows or let fly !
@youtubesnamingpolicysucks Жыл бұрын
gesteeren gearen 🤣
@1inmathe161 Жыл бұрын
As a German i can hardly understand what he wants to say and most word's don't make sense
@petrowegynyolc7108 Жыл бұрын
Du mean Deutschlish
@Ostalgie658 Жыл бұрын
Major inaccuracy, a captain in her majesty's royal navy would never be caught drinking water and not tea.
@aaravtulsyan Жыл бұрын
HIS Majesty's Royal Navy :)
@kaltaron1284 Жыл бұрын
@@aaravtulsyan At the time it was HER's.
@aaravtulsyan Жыл бұрын
@@kaltaron1284 during ww2? Nope still HIS
@kaltaron1284 Жыл бұрын
@@aaravtulsyan Ups, you're right of course. She reigned so long that it sometimes feels like she had reigned forever.
@aaravtulsyan Жыл бұрын
@@kaltaron1284 although not the Monarch yet, she definitely did her part in the war in Women's Auxiliary Corps.
@lucy_002-ONI Жыл бұрын
trying to understand the germans as a german is a fun but ultimately impossible game
@SilverStarHeggisist Жыл бұрын
Just use mathematical equations.
@VikingTeddy Жыл бұрын
My ears have been raped, and I'm ashamed to admit, I loved it.
@SchroediNr1 Жыл бұрын
true
@lucy_002-ONI Жыл бұрын
@@yiqewspensor imperial is at least somewhat unmderstandable (if i use google unit converter) but this is some magic chanting at this poitn. kinda like trying to understand dutch tbh. you always think "ah i got it" but they go "vlieegenfaaaöägden van de lukipukioog"
@cheeseboi9951 Жыл бұрын
yes true
@cdgonepotatoes4219 Жыл бұрын
Quite certain the mock german here is more difficult to speak than actual german
@alphaeins6560 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like dutch kinda
@livethefuture2492 Жыл бұрын
It's just funny english with some germans words sprinkled in
@cdgonepotatoes4219 Жыл бұрын
@@livethefuture2492 Yeah but this is a kind of eloquent chaos of word salad I wouldn't be able to speak without fumbling every couple words or with second thoughts about how I could've structured the phrase better while the actual language has proper rules you follow. The way they spoke was STUDIED, or they're amazing at improv.
@jimtaylor294 Жыл бұрын
It's an age old tradition. See the Two Ronnies for a classic example.
@davidnemeth2061 Жыл бұрын
Oh yes, Jingles and his legendary ship identification skills.
@kaltaron1284 Жыл бұрын
Surprised he found the correct spot and didn't get distracted on the way.
@MrKawaltd750 Жыл бұрын
And he did not drop Akizuki by mistake, instead of the torp ! 😅
@MrGrimsmith Жыл бұрын
I was half expecting Jingles to end up slamming the aircraft in to the ship, considering how fabulous he is at flying in general :)
@NavalLegendsWowsBlitz Жыл бұрын
Pure Jingles moment
@siliconavatar8218 Жыл бұрын
The (Gasps in German) killed me. And did I hear Jingles misidentifying a ship, how unrealistic, that never happens! (Please don't send me back to the salt mines!! Jingles!!! No! wait! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)
@clothar23 Жыл бұрын
My french fries appreciate your sacrifice.
@jamesonbetts1832 Жыл бұрын
His Pointy Hairedness assisting with the teamkill also drove me wild XD
@coralski9373 Жыл бұрын
"-we don't have the depression!" "Speak for yourself.-" So cheesy, so typical of you, yet so well-executed and hilarious xD
@liden77 Жыл бұрын
"There doesn't seem to be something wrong with our bloody ships today", said no British vice-admiral ever
@howardmoon307511 ай бұрын
Nice reference
@ehse7en Жыл бұрын
“British ships are shite” HMS Warspite: *glares menacingly*
Nelson: "You ever punched through the front armor of a turret that the backside blew out and killed the bridge officers? I have."
@ObviousTroll69-i6k Жыл бұрын
“British ships are shite” - dominates the oceans for 200 years
@Irish381 Жыл бұрын
Ahem🙄USS Texas, USS Missouri USS Wisconsin USS West Virginia. September 2, 1945 ? Ring any 🔔
@issacfoster1113 Жыл бұрын
They can't win in a 2v2 . They're shite.
@sirflaps7619 Жыл бұрын
WOW! These cardboard props are getting really convincing.
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Took us bloody years to build that Cruiser.
@blue2sco Жыл бұрын
Yes I'm convinced this is how the Bismarck was gesunken.... And once again Flight Commander Jingles misidentifies another ship.
@masterman1001 Жыл бұрын
Damn, as a swiss man (who speaks german) I must admit, Squire's german is highly authentic and not at all fake. He must've had german lessons from Charlie Chaplin!
@JunkyardDigs6 ай бұрын
"gasteerin gearin* is definitely part of my vocabulary now😂
@wrayday7149 Жыл бұрын
HMS Hood put all her points into Signal Flare skill.
@dn2064 Жыл бұрын
Full of inside jokes, and even the broken german is good enough to understand and yet at the same time really funny, I love it
@AlreadyTakenTag Жыл бұрын
Squire's perfect German is truly putting the Jerry to shame.
@MravacKid Жыл бұрын
A wonderful touch having Jingles be the pilot that misidentifies the ship. :)
@BumChops Жыл бұрын
Huzzah, Squire has brightened our day once again! Recent events had left me with a sinking feeling...
@jiveassturkey8849 Жыл бұрын
I hate to ask... what recent events?
@nairocamilo Жыл бұрын
@@jiveassturkey8849 A Titan that has fallen, beneath the grasp of even Mighty Poseidon That's my guess
@cabbageashthe1st594 Жыл бұрын
The pride of the British Navy! The HMS HOOD! *proceeds to blow up in one shot*
@kaltaron1284 Жыл бұрын
Clearly fiction. The British Navy would never do something as foolish as engage a battleship with a battlecruiser with lackluster ammunition safety. They have learned their lesson from Jutland.
@sugarnads Жыл бұрын
Its 'HMS hood' or 'the hood'. Not 'the HMS' anything.
@sugarnads Жыл бұрын
And see drachinifel for why it blew up. Nothing jutlandy about it.
@ObviousTroll69-i6k Жыл бұрын
@@kaltaron1284 They did learn their lesson from Jutland lol. Thats why it was such a shock.
@kaltaron1284 Жыл бұрын
@@ObviousTroll69-i6k I was mostly joking. But yeah, they did tighten the rules quite a bit and IIRC it's not entirely clear why the Hood exploded.
@suicidepuma_ Жыл бұрын
Ah JOLY GOOD CHAPS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR NEW SKETCH FOR AGES! LOVE FROM INDONESIA AS ALWAYS TO BOTH OF YOU AND YOUR MATES ON THE PRODUCTION!
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
More to come!
@Squadronofgamers Жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedyhey I love the content and loved meeting you at tank fest tell bill he made a good paper mustache
@echo_9835 Жыл бұрын
Jingles correctly identified the Bismark and sank her. Jolly good show.
@xmlthegreat Жыл бұрын
Squire's "German".... I think I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mcfly6976 Жыл бұрын
Why did I think he'd actually learnt German 💀 I love this channel
@kylehankins5988 Жыл бұрын
I was fooled at one point to.
@windowsxp0 Жыл бұрын
I love how your german is what dutch sounds like to germans
@kaltaron1284 Жыл бұрын
You let Jingles identify the target? No wonder there was friendly fire.
@Spartan126 Жыл бұрын
😂
@gm2723 Жыл бұрын
@10:22 "moderate fuck up". There is one moment in every squire video that is the funniest, obviously. This one is it.
@0Zolrender0 Жыл бұрын
I love how you got Jingles in on this one. You cannot mistake that voice. This whole video was top quality and funny af.
@vvr881 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Antics of Blackadder & Co😂😂...and really good German chaps👍
@hellohelloington9442 Жыл бұрын
1:32 - "Do you think that's an English or a German foghorn?" It's the tripods. Run.
@jangschoen1019 Жыл бұрын
No way you passed up the opportunity to use "From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form"
@dablord5229 Жыл бұрын
And the silence of the seas about to break into a storm
@deathtrooper9003 Жыл бұрын
I always love the absolutely mangled Germenglish Also, extremely Campy, but it’s super fun tongue-in-cheek I only wish I had the finances to fly out from America to come visit you guys!
@tirirana Жыл бұрын
Oh god, this has to be the most atrocious German I've heard in along time. It's glorious. You guys are awesome.
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
Haha, thanks mate!
@TheArklyte Жыл бұрын
Tankfest implies a lot of potential footage for new videos. So it's double hype. Hopefully in the future we'd see WoWS vs WT naval moduls video like the one that was done for tanks. Germans trying to scuttle H-class before it burns all german fuel, soviets finding out that they have battleships they don't know about, WT AAA AI getting its hands upon Montana battleship and poor italian P-108 trying to do at least something to anybody with its 102mm howitzer. Submarines, Fritz X, Pe-8, carriers and carrier landings. It'll be like Bottom Gear meme that gone out of control. Total absolute chaos.
@Forestmarko Жыл бұрын
I love it when you work with Jingles and "the old crew" :D its always such good fun
@Thing.of.nought Жыл бұрын
Always fun to hear Jingles in these vids! Keep up the good work!
@cipherxi8513 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see that with every video, the quality improves
@raven_1133 Жыл бұрын
Wait…fog…fog is mist isn’t it?…OH DEAR GO- “PRIDE OF A NATION-“
@CMDRFandragon Жыл бұрын
How did you make contact with ships in WOWS and NOT spontaneously combust?
@AlexSDU Жыл бұрын
Most probably both ships were in the same team.
@unknownsierra6297 Жыл бұрын
British ships aren't terrible anyhow. I mean look at HMS Warspite the kaiser and fuher couldn't sink that damn ship and it was notorious for multiple things such as surviving Jutland despite being shelled by the entire German high seas fleet. Using its spotter plane to sink a submarine, hitting the furthest shot in history to date. Surviving 3 Fritz-X anti ship missiles and being the first to provide fire support on d day to the point it needed barrel replacement after firing so much at germans GRANTED it may or may not have had a history of ramming things... friendly ships.... cruise liner...mines....a rock.. I'd love to see a squire video on this ship to be honest
@AidensFrobot11 ай бұрын
Why does this video have better animation than the Britannic movie 💀
@Sirius1914 Жыл бұрын
Just as I've got into the British naval tree in War Thunder, god bless.
@MrSquark Жыл бұрын
🤣 Squire's mock-german always has me in tears
@Astrosk1er Жыл бұрын
I love how when they see the Bismarck that one German marching song plays
@crappyvoiceacting Жыл бұрын
I know should've used Bismarck by sabaton
@SolarityTechnology9 ай бұрын
Erika! It plays every time the Germans win in Hell Let Loose. I wonder if it is a reference to the game.
@matttrafton27255 ай бұрын
So glad I discovered this channel. Recommending it to my American friends. Who ain't shit.
@jed-henrywitkowski6470 Жыл бұрын
"I don't think the fog has allegiance, sir". Lol.
@davidelliott584311 ай бұрын
Those Swordfish looked antiquated but were actually a heavy lift STOL and the only aircraft of its day that could operate from carrier decks heaving over North Altantic swells.
@DethOnHigh Жыл бұрын
Love the cameo from The Mighty Jingles! Surprise But...
@banana3605 ай бұрын
"Geshteerin gearing" absolutely SENT me. XD
@fairongaming9347 Жыл бұрын
As a German, I have to say, I have seen it all, but Bismarck with a dutch crew? Thats a first....and I am all here for it. Great Video.
@lochlanmuir22915 күн бұрын
They didn’t even head to the lifeboats…RIP
@w0lfr0gue5311 ай бұрын
"gesteeren gearen" "a moderate fuck up" some lines have me ROFL
@pfridjonsson7021 Жыл бұрын
That pilot sounds remarkably good at misidentifying ships, almost as bad as a certain rear admiral.
@andyandreson3989 Жыл бұрын
“A moderate fu#k up”. Perfect line.
@SquireComedy Жыл бұрын
That was improvised, and perfect.
@TheDragonGamerTV Жыл бұрын
I feel like the Captain of the Hood should have said "Bugger," but "Oh" works just as fine.
@FrauWilhelmKlink Жыл бұрын
Lieutenant Horn does NOT know how to take a cue😂 I feel bad for the captain.
@GaldirEonai Жыл бұрын
Jingles and misidentifying the target, name a more iconic duo.
@MWSin1 Жыл бұрын
Jingles misidentifying a ship? Impossible!
@alanclague23338 ай бұрын
During the actual hunt for the Bismarck a squadron of Swordfish torpedo bombers did mistake a British cruiser as the Bismarck. They launched an attack but fortunately the new magnetic detonators in the torpedoes failed to work. The bombers returned to the carrier to rearm, this time with conventional contact detonators, before launching a new attack against the actual Bismarck.
@seahad47448 ай бұрын
Squire's facial expressions are gold. Gives me Mr.bean vibes
@J64Gamer642 ай бұрын
For a great low rate you can get online, go to the General and save some time, especially for more sea antics
@thomaskoutsoukis8976 Жыл бұрын
"Maniac!" You have made Jeremy Clarkson proud.
@rimozione_cittadinanza_a_l484710 ай бұрын
As a grandson of an Italian artilleryman who managed to save himself by eating dates in and getting dysentery, I know well how scary the Royal Navy was, it could sink convoys and much more. Britons shall never be slave and rules the wave!
@RoboticSafey Жыл бұрын
Those Norwegian trawlers are fairly militant looking
@corneliusdobeneck4081 Жыл бұрын
I am german and this is bloody funny. :D
@userofthetube2701 Жыл бұрын
Fairly realistic depiction of the World of Warships match maker.
@pacificostudios10 ай бұрын
The idea that the Bismarck would try to outrun a WWII destroyer is hilarious. Both ships would have had torpedoes, which would make a BB to DD fight extra spicy.
@FoxLosst Жыл бұрын
The Story of Bismarck, if Vice-Admiral Lutjens had too much to drink
@poppedweasel Жыл бұрын
That leftenant really gives me the Horne.
@Zeknif1 Жыл бұрын
*With Glee*: It always does that. *Then Concern*: Why does it always do that?
@redmcreddersonАй бұрын
"Right, lets fixen this gish-steeren gearen before we drown"
@JohnSchuster-yc6dp Жыл бұрын
I like how you played Erika when the British ship spotted the German ship
@patrickholt2270 Жыл бұрын
I love the Deutschlish so much. Like Franglais but more angular.
@neptune5616 Жыл бұрын
"I hope that guy has medical cover, because that guy is going to need it." famous las words
@WhatIsSanity Жыл бұрын
0:22 bloody shame that. So many uneaten scones and undrunk tea. Damn you Lt. Horn!
@oliversherman24148 ай бұрын
I love how the Bismarck is just blasting "Erika" in the middle of the ocean 😂
@v0w1x2 Жыл бұрын
Straight off the bat: black caps were worn during WW2 and the bearing is red-two-zero
@phoenixzgv6096 Жыл бұрын
Nothing More Funny Thatn The Erika Playing When The Captain Scoped for me
@leondillon8723 Жыл бұрын
About 200 German crewmen were picked up. The rest were left to drown. The German Navy sleeves look like an US Navy Captain(O-6).
@imomedvidek Жыл бұрын
oh boy, when I heard "Bismark" I was hoping to se ORP Piorun charching straight at it blasting "I'm a Pole" on the radio :D I have to say lads, the production value of your videos went through the roof and its still getting better. Keep it up, your skits always make my day a bit better.
@pauldean8638 Жыл бұрын
Hey rishi just posted we number one in the world , yeah we can’t stop brahmos or hypersonic missiles but hey according to rishi we No 1 .
@Irish381 Жыл бұрын
As an Irish American, I can only imagine how difficult it would be to allow the Wolf Pack to avoid staying out of this sea battle. But then again the American Merchant Marine was supplying the British and Irish and French with food fuel and supplies. My great grandfather was a Lieutenant Commander on a victory ship. Sank many U Boats and, was KIA in 23 March 1944 .
@waltersnowdon1243 Жыл бұрын
How very american! Straight from the John Wayne little book of "how I won the war"!My father was in the british merchant navy- sunk twice in the atlantic by u-boats and once in the mediteranean by the us air force (another eplsode of friendly fire.). I am 83 and have studied maritime history all my life and never heard of a victory or liberty (merchant ships) ever sinking a single or MANY uboats.Such is life!!!
@Irish381 Жыл бұрын
@@waltersnowdon1243 oh, really? Towards the end of the battle of The Atlantic, liberty ships were being used as decoys to lure U Boats into attacking them. The convoy would have a destroyer sub hunter embedded into the convoy. This along with the use of liberty ships carrying hedge hog mine launderers. Helped to assist in sinking enemy submarines. My memory is a bit hazy, but I read the western Union telegram that reported my great grandfather was killed in action along with two other merchant marines. From an explosion aboard ship. His name and the other two names are on a brass plate at the Rochester War Memorial. As well as on the D.C. Washington Atlantic War Memorial. You Don’t Have to Be Marion R. Robertson to assist in sinking U- Boats. Simply being a decoy is a lot more courageous than acting in lame propaganda films.
@MattZaharias Жыл бұрын
Squire’s pig-German is just *chef’s kiss*
@atigerclaw Жыл бұрын
Little did they know, they sailed into the Dredge universe, and the retorting foghorn was actually the Night Angler coming to eat them... ...Or it would have, if it didn't realize they were a LOT bigger than a fishing boat and had guns.
@chrislinn4486 Жыл бұрын
😂😂...I would be afraid to be around you guys..things blow up ..crash and sink 😂😂
@bemusedpanda8875 Жыл бұрын
Classic Jingles misidentifying ships
@Dragonskincollector Жыл бұрын
HWS glow worm: Tries to use CQC headbutt. KMS Admiral Hipper, "Someone make a note of that mans bravery"
@ShockwaveTheLogical Жыл бұрын
7:08 Funny thing is that's exactly where the explosion happened on the Hood. The aft magazine detonated and the explosion shot out from the empty section of deck just as seen there. Anyway this video was hilarious as usual chaps and Squires Bosche talk was quite entertaining.
@DanielFoland Жыл бұрын
9:04 "What's that noise?" indeed! Yay celebrity cameo voiceovers! I suspect that pilot is coming in for one of those legendary "Jingles' landings..." also, getting him to play a Carrier for this is noted...
@macmonster2589 Жыл бұрын
Jingles misidentifying the target? Say it ain't so!
@Zee_warthunder Жыл бұрын
Great video ,also thank you so much for stoping by and saying hi.
@mathewplayzer Жыл бұрын
Dam got here in 17 seconds that's new This was really good even though I never saw the whole video
@vHindenburg Жыл бұрын
Squire klingt als spräche er er rückwärts. Was für ein Kauderwelsch.
@TheMarketofAlexandria Жыл бұрын
Speaking fake german is a forgotten art form. The allies used it in performances to entertain the troops lol
@jcarm185 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part - the gasping in German 🤣
@bofoenss8393 Жыл бұрын
The icing that takes the glorious cake is that the Swordfish are Albacores. Absolutely hilarious from start to finish as always.