SsethTzeentach on Scottish people

[@ThePrimordialChronicles]

Lived in the highlands for about 5 years, can confirm all of this.

[@sekarmaltum1695]

sudden image in my head: - insert witcher 3's "steel against humans" -imagine a mass of modern day vikings (but with kilts) with bolt action rifles +bayonettes, nordically engraved machetes and axes -the wild sons of Wotan storm belgium and the netherlands not waiting for any boat or aircraft they just jump st8 into the water and swim to the british islands to free their long lost brethren from evil that corrupted them

[@fyka2902]

How did you manage to survive for five years. When I was young, my family went there for a two week vacation. My parents were turned into Greggs pasties shortly after crossing the border. I only escaped because and I quote: "Them wee bones arg gonna jam the meat grinder rwight and proper. Best stoof the beastie into a sheep's stoomuck and save the bastard for later." They were so distracted trying to find sheep to tear open that I managed to sneak back to English civilization where I lived happily in a workhouse with a steady diet of stale biscuits and dishwater tea.

[@themk4982]

Lived in the Highlands my entire life. Fucking help me.

[@lmao.3661]

@@themk4982 leave the towns!!!

[@rudigolfpupmann1495]

Lived in the Lowland for three... Add Metric tons of Self Tanner and Makeup to the mix and you got yourself a "Real Scotish Lass"

[@tno5357]

His jokes are even better out of context

[@Denamic]

Joke?

[@deepfriedpotato9668]

*social commentary

[@lc9072]

The last frame is when he begins to describe the effeminate androgynous gnomes as irish. A fucking banger video

[@motyovszkimiklos7538]

Which vid is this

[@SwedishSinologyNerd]

@@motyovszkimiklos7538 Guardians of Ember

[@jussehwagner3166]

The Scott is the missing link between humans and the British

[@PlaceBotox]

I've been laughing at your comment for a solid 5 minutes bro.

[@_Lumiere_]

banger comment lmao

[@AttaBek1422]

You mean between humans and the English?

[@amosharlekincunow6193]

U really killed me with that one

[@Andrewza1]

@@AttaBek1422 you think the welsh are Human

[@toxdz_quack8466]

Can any Scottish person confirm this?

[@naedanger123]

Yes

[@cheesi]

yea this is real.

[@Shitbird3249]

Aye

[@thesmilinggun-knight9646]

aye

[@MbahMu9829]

I watch enough brave heart to safely say it's true

[@dutch_asocialite]

I wasn't totally sold on Sseth's analogy of fantasy races to the ethnicities of the British Isles, but I will say it was an entertaining thought experiment all things considered.

[@tetriam3508]

I like your profile picture. Very classy.

[@yigitoz8387]

Cunnychads win again

[@gordo6908]

its an old tradition starting with tolkien

[@FBFTheRagingWarrior]

H. 5'11 Lmao Sseths split seccond pannels are a gold mine of memes.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

H. Glasgowius had me dead. 💀

[@drillerfromdeeprockgalacti1434]

As a Scottish person I can indeed confirm that this is true

[@cannandreas]

As a H.Aberdeenus myself, I can confirm most of this to be true. The females however, tend to drag their knuckles across the floor and dispatch the male after reproduction. As a male we can often sate this bloodlust by offering them ceremonial butteries.

[@dr_pacman1031]

this is exactly how Scotland works

[@mononoklegymen8947]

This is how it works just about everywhere.

[@The_Jewish_Crusader_King]

"The drinker aprooves this video"

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

Considering that he looks like a carefully groomed manlet, it makes sense. He makes good videos at least

[@farmermaggotscrop9068]

Young scottish males can normally be sited outside a Tesco-Express buying Buckfast

[@franklindean8593]

Or drinking their 12oz breakfast

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Watch Scots be mad saying this is only Highlanders.

[@celticcursegaming4277]

As a Glaswegian I can confirm this is true. Basically a documentary. He left out the bucky and smack though.

[@ComicGladiator]

In times of famine, they're forced to feed upon the chip-on-their-shoulder-about-the-English, and temporarily become far easier to get along with.

[@findlayrankin9769]

As a Scottish man I have some wisdom to bestow. I grew up in the center of Scotland and decided that maybe the grass is greener on the other side. I traveled around and encountered many women all of whom were far more attractive than the women I’d left back home. I have since returned and briefly dated a Scottish girl and I’m not always gonna say the grass is greener but in this case… it is and as such I’m flying to New Zealand in a month this is not a joke get me the fuck out of here.

[@jmfindorff]

I love how the description is just a complete transcript of Sseth's Origin Story video

[@charliebigbear1630]

I'm married to a Highland Scot and I can tell you she's quite the hearty woman, no beard though.

[@Virgil-280]

As a Scotsman, it's true

[@tullyparker]

AGRAAASSIVE

[@r4kung]

In the last second we can catch a quick glimpse of the mighty irish male, very mighty, very irish.

[@StarsectorEnjoyer]

For anyone who wants to know, this is from the "Guardians of Ember Review | Ad | Shilling | Sseth is a Hack™" video, here's a link to it kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5mkn6mnrst5n68

[@joaovictorcarneiro2576]

You're a hero my boy 🙏🏾

[@makaveli_9457]

A true hero when i needed him most

[@bobbygoestoabyss6624]

Ah... that's where Terry Pratchett got the inspiration for his dwarfs from.

[@leebradshaw8854]

Just graduated with a degree in Anthropology, can confirm.

[@Xeni1243]

lmao, this made my day, thanks for clipping that

[@DarthSidian]

As someone who knows Scottish people, I can confirm this is completely true.

[@M0oseTacular]

I never thought I could cringe so hard at someone mispronouncing the word pasties but here we are.

[@simulacrumpilot2777]

What is the correct pronunciation?

[@M0oseTacular]

@@simulacrumpilot2777 Its an "a" sound like at the start of apple. The way Sseth says it sounds like the things people use to stick to their nipples which has wild implications for food chain Greggs.

[@NotAnElf]

The description 😂

[@bloozism]

75% body fat 🤯

[@Dover78]

Now that's a real woman.

[@spaman7716]

@@Dover78 Enough of a dump truck to run a whole quarry

[@samhinder2224]

As a Scotsman, this is all true

[@gamer4everpr-yt821]

Based

[@RN1441]

I loved the Aldi logo in the last few frames showing an islamic crescent and star

[@serendal]

Looks like a joke we could do about the trash tiers ring of power.

[@Novous]

oddbawz: "And I took that personally." From what I've heard about Scotland, it's basically rain, mud, and rain. Oh, and doing lots of drugs to see color again.

[@alunparker3952]

Wow, this is highly offensive: those are clearly steak bakes, not pasties.

[@Jorki]

As an English man and in fear for my life... no comment

[@BurningSovereign]

Gregs is English! Why would I eat that pish when I can get a chicken curry or macaroni pie from the local bakery? Sometimes I like to pick the crumbs out my wife's beard.

[@truthofdsp]

This was derived from another joke about elves

[@UrsineBloke]

the eyebrow shape, ear length and penis size, right?

[@fearfulgrot]

"you are not scottish, you are an englishman in a dress!"

[@leezanda8430]

Rather than that schizophrenic description. It help people immensely if you put the link of this video source in description instead.

[@notsobright7482]

He is making a funny joke from the Sseth origin story and heres the actual video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5mkn6mnrst5n68

[@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062]

How about you go learn up on the Sseth lore you asbsolute disgrace of a human being.

[@spaman7716]

Stop driving past my house at 3 AM every night in your red Toyota Corolla

[@HTacianas]

It's the transcript from his origin story video

[@JonaszKeronOfficial]

It’s from his origin story video.

[@CrunchyBrownie5]

I feel like he’s talking about dwarves from the lord of the rings series

[@Kaiser282]

Wait I thought they were trees and rooted to the ground?

[@mrcheesemunch]

As a Scot, he's not wrong

[@just-mees]

Scottish men live on cigarette buds xDDD

[@lionheart6176]

its official scotts don't eat haggis...it was a practical joke they did to the british

[@thatchris1626]

paystys

[@bertkreischer8124]

PASTE-IES? PAZTEEZ LID

[@SecretLars]

Send this to Dankula.

[@ilovedogs2642]

8/10 not enough heroin

[@SirDamned]

Pasteies

[@tacitus7698]

Could anyone give me the link to the original video please? I'm not familiar with the content of SsethTzeentach.

[@frds_skce]

What the hell is that description

[@gubbs00]

When did he make a GW2 vid? Also the hell is your description

[@JonaszKeronOfficial]

It’s from his origin story video.

[@T4RHUN]

It's Sseth on Guardians of Ember.

[@cmarsh9988]

Funilly enough I'm pretty sure Seth is Scottish. Or at least has lived in scotland at some point

[@JonaszKeronOfficial]

He might've lived in Scotland but Scottish? Nah, more likely he's dutch or danish.

[@delroku]

Slovens are like the opposite being more on the fem spectrum

[@KillinWithKi11Roy]

You might want to link the original video for people or at the very lest his youtube page.

[@Kevin-cm5kc]

He's not even wrong. The woman are larger than the men they date 99% of the time

[@thereservationatdorsia2618]

Is that Jerry Calà you got in the pfp?

[@notascam7808]

I don't get what's funny he's just explaining normal Scottish people

[@yamato5919]

What is the name of the game in background?

[@c-simile1632]

It's Guardians of Ember: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5mkn6mnrst5n68

[@CritKhan]

I don't remember this one, what vid is it from?

[@scottguthrie1854]

tbf i would take this roasting if the poster could pronounce "th" as the sound, not "f" - thanks

[@derex47]

Bro what? Are u a patreon supporter i dont remember this review.

[@jeanmouloude]

wait what is this clip from ??

[@monkeybaron6412]

Guardians Of Ember Review kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5mkn6mnrst5n68

[@DGneoseeker1]

Makes sense. But what the hell is a "female"?

[@lockejawe4050]

Now do one about the Irish...

[@D3w10n]

Judging by the comments, Scots can really take the piss

[@thomasscoffeecompany6243]

You laugh but this is just a fact in the Discworld

[@Boxmaterial]

Jock pass granted

[@cephery8482]

That is not how you pronounce pasty

[@Destide]

What's a pastey?

[@henryheavy8044]

Video ?

[@kailiciousthumbsup]

Whats his opinion on gays it will be interresting :,-)

[@lifenote1943]

So mean :( Scotland is great, everyone was so chill when I lived there.

[@scipioninja]

It's a joke.

[@lifenote1943]

@@scipioninja oh jesus I didn't know it was a joke when he talked about HAIRY FEMALE DWARVES

[@NecroticRampage]

True and real.

[@issacczech1742]

which video is this from

[@DrHorns]

guardians of ember

[@DavidSharpMSc]

That isn’t how you pronounce “pastie”. And pasties are an English thing anyway.

[@VerkingKerng]

I think you mean "pasty". 🤓

[@DavidSharpMSc]

@@VerkingKerng perfect :-)

[@aazreaal]

Aggr *ess* ive

[@iashcherk]

Ссет лучший

[@shanederpington2324]

Funny joke 🤣