bullying famous youtubers in minecraft minigames

minecraft monday week 3 highlights
im so tired but i had to stay up and edit this or they'd take pig rank away lmao
incredible thumbnail made by / party_cat101
teammate: / chriso2
links to perspectives used:
JunkyJanker: / 450031365
CallMeCarson: / 450030943
Grandayy: • We Fought Technoblade!...
CaptainSparklez: / 450030884
BajanCanadian: • Video
Aphmau: • Minecraft Monday With ...
ConnorEatsPants: / 450023278
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"Fife and Drum" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (creativecommons...)

[@itznotcaleb3100]

Techno: "where is everyone" Everyone hiding: "maybe if we wait long enough his internet might go out"

[@مشعلالغامدي-م6ل]

Hahaha good one

[@haroldbalzac6336]

I remember that episode.

[@itznotcaleb3100]

@@haroldbalzac6336 ur an og then

[@mysarla]

Fade I dunno about that tbh... I mean, there are more Techno og things out there

[@kingofwinggaming]

That the best comment I have seen

[@louisrobitaille5810]

People vs Techno before: Who is this guy? People vs Techno forever after: *Fear and run, don't question, just fear and run*

[@lucidgorillatag]

Louis Robitaille “He’s weak and small and stupid” -Someone I don’t recognize 2019

[@Ohakoo]

@@lucidgorillatag famous last words

[@ashiqueiqbal5669]

@@Ohakoo lolollllollolo

[@Fumbersman]

that sums it up.

[@bozebozu2633]

16:38 2019 is the *strangest* timeline Me in 2020: U serious?

[@desandu3365]

Techno: “this is we have been practicing for in spleef” Chris: *walks straight into a hole*

[@Kay-ei5pp]

Sandwichboi 69 i laughed way more than i should have

[@wavy_prod6973]

Was his teammate Chris from mr beast

[@turtlegirl8768]

Mocha Tea yes

[@wavy_prod6973]

OHHHHHHHHH

[@bitchasshoe8719]

English be like "This is we have"

[@jonunya6552]

honestly the cuts to other streamers showing how shocked they r towards techno’s skill is just legendary

[@EvaWalicki-um7ip]

Techno blade never dies Tho he does sometimes

[@trentgawd4292]

@@EvaWalicki-um7ipphotoshop

[@Bennyboi789]

Was*

[@Bennyboi789]

@@TheScrotumSnatcher please have mercy

[@kole6150]

@@Bennyboi789 *Were**

[@LOBYA]

2015-2018 technoblade : stabs children for coins 2019 technoblade : stabs famous youtubers and streamers for money

[@gabrielhalaby9681]

Pig++ Rank**

[@lueelee6063]

for college

[@johnbuttler915]

clout

[@galaxyofreesesking2124]

He has evolved from something beautiful to something Godly.

[@OrangeC7]

Isn't it wonderful to see them grow up

[@kai3716]

"Its too easy for Techno" Techno: *hyperventilating* "HOW AM I ALIVE?*

[@-assertedfire15-80]

People expect too much of him alot of the time and hes here like "WHY DID I WIN THAT"

[@cottenly8928]

He exspecs so little; from him that is y he so good

[@JusticePyro]

Yea his fans will also like YOU DIDNT EVEN GET 47 kills. L. And then as soon as he does that crazy insane chats like “YOU DIDNT DO IT BLINDFOLDED WITH YOUR MONITOR OFF AND MOUSE UNPLUGGED” but techno doesn’t mind I don’t think and also he also has his chat spammed with “❤️Technosupport❤️” also “BLOOD for the BLOOD god”

[@wachugondowitdadessert]

@@JusticePyro hahaahah us techno fans are tsunderes hahaha we tell him he sucks but we mean he's amazing hahahah

[@coffeetree_]

It’s not that he’s smart and has skills, it’s just everyone else is extremely untrained and stupid (Ofc this is a joke ik he is really good at mc)

[@ItsKurozz]

*Every KZbinr:* Mentions Technoblade *Technoblade:* Why do I have so many viewers?

[@madinga4]

550 likes 2 replies lol

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

Why is there capital letters at the start of each word?!

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

d

[@ItsKurozz]

@@TYsdrawkcaB idk, smthing I use to do

[@kelseymadison4049]

"2019 is the strangest timeline" techno. you cursed us.

[@ItsBlazerBeast]

seeing all the other creators being scared to even face techno is funny and really shows that he is the best

[@Ellwoo]

*he was the best

[@GobStopper-vt9xo]

@Ellwoo he still is

[@angusstuff]

​@@GobStopper-vt9xo*he is the best there ever was

[@samueldismukes1265]

And yes he still is@@Ellwoo

[@Arso._.]

@@Ellwoo Bruh, he is still the best.

[@quagfan4377]

Technoblade: does absolutely nothing Everyone: “he’s just standing there, MENACINGLY!”

[@diamonds1614]

Should be top comment

[@wolfiegames1572]

@@diamonds1614 well it is

[@diamonds1614]

@@wolfiegames1572 YAY

[@YeahItsDiv]

666 likes-

[@moosegod3334]

ゴゴゴゴ

[@s0cky__]

vikk and james: what /top is unfair every other streamer: so is skyblocking at mid.

[@raymondrennock534]

"It's only unfair if I'm not the one doing it, Techno should've just swam up the lava to get to me if he really wanted to win, this is bullying"

[@fatquickscope4150]

Vikk is a mega boomer

[@randomt_1468]

*this is unfair, just because I exploited the minigames mechanics doesn't mean he can!*

[@meoviona]

salt is a great for seasonings

[@cameronpipes8314]

K no

[@mmhaumau]

Sparklez: Well all he knows is how to swing a sword Techno: *_You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!_*

[@unlimon4712]

_YOU FOOL_

[@zilacyt]

He used to be part of Mianite Purges... so he can kinda pvp in a way.

[@mmhaumau]

@@zilacyt What I was referring to was when Sparklez said that Techno was only good at pvp lol

[@jaysternumber1]

A Random Walrus :v *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK*

[@Luxof_]

"Your shoulders are gonna get really sore from carrying me buddy" the foreshadowing is insane

[@OhadaYano]

Nahhhhh

[@KingsIslandNerd]

Chris aged poorly

[@fazbeargaming4689]

Imagine losing while still getting over 9/10ths of your teams score and getting top individual, causal

[@jumpinnemo5044]

Techno the nerd

[@pjamzzz]

I agree, very causal

[@notsuspiciousthejudgmental2423]

Fazbear Gaming not even just losing, but getting second with his solo score lol

[@catmandont1107]

Notsuspicious the judgmental he got number one individual, so wdym?

[@fazbeargaming4689]

@@catmandont1107 he means he got 2nd (teams board) alone with his individual score

[@afbennett3038]

Techno is one of them lads who says they’ve done shit in a test then gets the best in the class

[@writingmusey]

AF Bennett the legend who we all dream to be

[@imeanyesbutalsono9938]

but that’s literally me on tests tho

[@afbennett3038]

Okeh Okeh sorry big man

[@LebronJames-kl8jn]

AF Bennett so he’s a fake ass white girl?

[@teavikyu]

I can relate. Two kids who wanted be architects: OMG I GOT 80 I SUCK AT LIVING OMG KILL ME! Me: i got 65, above the failing grade idiot.

[@arapadapa]

Gumball: “Technoblades a small man”. Me: Wait isn’t he *6 feet tall*

[@woogwoogbargbarg501]

*technoblades a small man.*

[@eamonn1159]

Nice name

[@Auston686]

UwU

[@somebodyhere3160]

no he’s 12 feet tall

[@IDFK7477]

SomebodyHere 1 yes

[@gottendrop4026]

This team really embodies dying the hero or living long enough to become the villain.

[@epicgamer6986]

Techno: There’s soup again!! Keem: I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@fusionxtras]

Killer move

[@BigDaddy-hz4mh]

A L E X I S D O I N G T H I S S H I T Y O U F U C K I N G N I ...

[@eamonn1159]

Aka Epic gamer move! Hehehehehehehhehehehhehrrhehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehhegegegehehehehehhehehwhehwhwhwhhwjiwi *Get it?*

[@moxie_emerald1624]

Lmao

[@Azzrenoza]

the legend says that technoblade didn't win intentionnaly so he could be invited in Minecraft monday #4

[@TristanPopken]

He still won individuals :/

[@BaphometSA]

Yeah but he doesn't get money from individuals so they don't get mad lul

[@danielnoah4391]

@@BaphometSA He was given pig+ from another week for coming in first for individual so in the end he won

[@vedkamat5705]

Genius

[@yung4real77]

@@BaphometSA didn't the mods remove the stakes or some shit this time?

[@clairearnold2299]

Techno: talks about jumping Me imagining bad boy halo: bouncy bouncy bouncy

[@fireballtheidiot]

Yes

[@DamageMaximo]

@@Estherestheriscool no dumbass

[@DamageMaximo]

@Present MIC; King of the sleepy potatoes ok I chill now

[@argentcapta]

1:42 best moment

[@LA-sh9jh]

@@Estherestheriscool Wh-

[@johnwickv9852]

12:15 techno calling Carson bald is my most favourite moment in this whole video. This made my day

[@Dog_man-cy6tb]

Do you miss old Chris and techno? 😢

[@xjnxi]

@@Dog_man-cy6tbplease shut up mate

[@vumas]

yep@@Dog_man-cy6tb

[@vimaladevishanmugam5943]

​@@Dog_man-cy6tb Definitely miss techno. But chris...? Thats a stretch man.

[@ahmedscores6970]

Everyone: “omg techno is so smart that he did /top” Chris’s chat that actually came up with the idea: ;-;

[@skavion8845]

It was actually chat

[@ahmedscores6970]

@@skavion8845 “Chris’s chat” is a form of “chat”

[@Rayzin1]

lol

[@Habzo421]

@The Big Bongo Cat who is dream

[@xxslayerofnoobsxx1601]

@@Habzo421 yeah who is he?

[@FinnKid1]

techno vs huahwi in hunger games techno vs skeppy in party games techno vs hypixel in blitz duels techno hangs himself and challenges God himself in a bow spleef match

[@fusionxtras]

God activates god mode Still loses to techno

[@andrew17s]

technoblade no pots stimpy

[@shortyanimations7046]

Yep t’was the 1v1 against hypickle

[@cotton3399]

Technoblade arrives. God: why is there boss music?

[@leonathor4005]

@@alexlu9002 I mean, have you seen the 2 fight? In Techno's last fight god only barely won, but now Techno has been training for a millennia, and will defo beat 'im

[@lucaswalter5816]

When you spend 3 hours watching a Minecraft stream, then wait a week and watch the highlights too...

[@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892]

SAAME

[@BadNumberGenerator]

Relatable, wasted 3 hours to watch the stream and just to watch the highlights

[@TBMAnimateZ]

Cha cha real smooth

[@Dracula2003]

I litterly did that wth 😂😂😂😂

[@alexramirez4723]

Lucas Walter respect for that Undeniable profile picture 🔥

[@freshgumbo8334]

coming back to this video now after everything that has happened is insane

[@keibodabedini-im9jk]

real

[@simple_idiot]

fr 🥲

[@ehehe7745]

"I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO KILL TECHNOBLADE! I'M NOT CRAZY!" Literally everybody fears Technoblade, as they should.

[@SYKRAL1]

It makes it even funnier that when he gets talked into it he gets absolutely destroyed. Thus justifying his fear

[@fssamiel1156]

@@gdph8130 nö

[@danyelavila6826]

YES EXACTLY

[@angrycatgodcool4830]

There’s no running from it

[@toukimii]

I literally read that comment as he said it xd

[@waka_wallgaming3181]

I almost want people to stop commenting RIP techno under every video because we want to remember him for the laughs, not the sadness of losing him.

[@emmanuelphanordson1513]

true

[@Riveriax_]

I agree

[@starcupidz]

I understand how you feel I really do but people are allowed to be sad about his passing, especially since it’s still recent

[@yolk6394]

that is facts

[@christmasdespacito2505]

i completely agree i just want the sadness to stop

[@matthewporter5113]

its great how techno pronounces ‘chandler’ like its just chandelier with a few missing letters

[@SKILLET-wy9fp]

Timestamp?

[@adamsloan1037]

He says it like shandler

[@SKILLET-wy9fp]

@@adamsloan1037 ik but what time

[@SKILLET-wy9fp]

@@masmarvelous tysm

[@just_ise4418]

it do be like that sometimes

[@omerq5077]

Technoblade never dies, but Chris's career definitely can

[@imadudewithissues]

It was worth it pressing the newest tab for this joke

[@ZaidoonTheGolden]

@@imadudewithissuesI pressed the newest tab to see what people said about Chris

[@griffintheawe]

​@@ZaidoonTheGolden fr

[@enderjammer5035]

came here looking for someone mentioning it, glad its not at the top yet though...

[@ThraxSwim]

fr

[@ZachOWott_]

Techno: Eats soup. Soup cooldown: Im about to end this mans whole career.

[@flotappl]

I'm at soup

[@eclectic505]

S O U P T I M E

[@HydratedOats]

That Kerbonaut WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

[@fireman94021]

@@HydratedOats I MEAN I'M AT. SOUP!!!

[@spacedinoinc.7086]

RobloxGamingLord WHAT STORE ARE YOU ON!?

[@AnaOhKay]

aphmau screaming at technoblade was the first time i ever heard about him, and for the longest time i perceived him as some sort of unstoppable force with no emotions and i was *petrified*

[@Krisosmi12]

LMFAOOO

[@davidcasco7096]

I mean to be fair he is extra spooky

[@AnaOhKay]

@@davidcasco7096 tru

[@Mello077]

I'm a big fan of techno and ashman uwu

[@tumblingartist]

Haha true

[@PeachDragon_]

I love that even with full diamond people are afraid to go against a totally under equipped techno, rightfully so

[@timespeed1910]

All hail technoblade the god of pvp

[@ghxstmemes1065]

Techno with full leather

[@ingenuity23]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@annoyedredhead3151]

@@ghxstmemes1065 dont forget his sharpness I fist

[@aidan8465]

Who wouldn't be scared of someone who can win bedwars with just a wooden sword and win skywars and won using literally nothing

[@hammythehamburger5948]

I keep on rewatching all his videos cus its just that entertaining each time, usually when you keep rewatching your favourite shows and animes, you get kinda bored cus you already know what happens but when i watch techno, i can even remember most of his commentary in each video but its still so entertaining to me like im watching it for the first time again.

[@jackofclubs6229]

“Oh, it’s invisible” Proceeds to jump across as if they are visible

[@stevethellama007]

there is an orange block next to them on the wall

[@sangwoo5277]

Abdullah Imran r/woooosh

[@revenant6371]

Big Squeeto that’s not a woooosh sorry

[@ENTRYEAH]

Big Squeeto not a woosh

[@dreww304]

its at least a semi woosh

[@Icysandwich]

Techno: wants to win RNG: think again buddy Soup cooldown: not today buddy Luck: try again later Rules not being explained: nope

[@cakidejan]

Still gets first individuals *

[@StorableGaming]

You forgot shitty teammate: nah bro

[@spiffysquidge2724]

The rules were explained tho

[@texasgrundy]

@@spiffysquidge2724 2 words lava run

[@uundrground]

Don't forget the botched points system

[@victory8992]

Aphmau: **sees reverse Herobrine** Aphmau: what is that? Aphmau: **sees technoblade** Aphmau: *OH GOD PLEASE NOOOOOO*

[@just_ise4418]

😂

[@user-ks2yo4iy5y]

tf

[@amralaa45]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD ok i will stop sorry ):

[@pablopereyra7126]

What kids are scared of: Herobrine What men are scared of: a pig with a crown

[@landrylongacre6391]

@@pablopereyra7126 with good reason, he is the potato king and a monster when it comes to dedication

[@AugAug989]

It’s amazing how awfully made these events were for how high profile they were.

[@wrenithilduincats]

Yeah this game was the biggest thing in Minecraft KZbin in 2019. I feel that I've seen better spleef map designs than this before.

[@kirbalicious]

Aphmau: *OMAGAD TECHNOBLADE SJDHDNDIFHFJJ* Techno: Gamergirl spotted must ELIMINATE

[@floraqueen156]

I didnt know Aphmau played Minecraft Mondays!

[@Cairo40000]

Thanks for quoting the video, the deaf children will know what they said.

[@phoenixmarionette5016]

The screams cut off was perfect

[@q.479]

LMAO

[@Xman34washere]

Gen 5 elite 4 theme intensifies

[@mawwk3099]

We’ll make a giant red stone computer and play fortnite on it. -Technoblade 2019

[@jcs3146]

just gonna comment here...

[@Gajich]

Bro i commented this and scrolled a bit and saw the same comment i wrote lol!? I swear i didn't look before i wrote

[@bloingus04]

Sethbling could do it using the power of armor stands

[@glacier8678]

Mawwk the technical minecraft area is already on that

[@Zooiest]

Areatrance if you could raise the tickspeed of the game, it’d be faster

[@mars_rovrr]

“This game is literally too easy for techno” Meanwhile Techno: *confused screaming€

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

I mean they nerfed everything that made the game fun lmao

[@richhobo1216]

@@AmericanIdiot7659 yeah well they were also nerfing all the things that techno relied on to win. The item drops at mid feels like it was specifically designed to make it harder for him

[@wetham11]

nice euro instead of *

[@mars_rovrr]

Wetham You know it

[@mrtoast244]

Techno really was an anomaly. Literally everybody in the Minecraft world knew him but it felt like he was just doing his own thing and still thriving because people kept talking about him and trying to collab with him.

[@Shadow_Eminence5876]

This was probably the most scuffed MCM ever. From soup having a cool down to loot spawning at mid, this was the most scuffed and hilarious mcm ever

[@cabnbeeschurgr]

I'd say the one where it got hacked was maybe slightly more scuffed

[@ittselli3245]

@@cabnbeeschurgr but non arguably the best mcm

[@freshbeans]

except 7

[@millicentkhamasi7779]

People still watching this awesome guy in 2021 LOL

[@deandewet1151]

its called mcc

[@tony-te7gd]

"spleef is the only thing we trained for for the past week" chris falls out the map by himself

[@minivlogger4109]

Do u know that he have cancer go see his latest video

[@ghostow5583]

@@minivlogger4109 I think everyone knows

[@williambarlow4581]

Read this just before it happened lol

[@Nerdnumberone]

Says that about every event.

[@randomguy6909]

@@minivlogger4109 yeah he’s dead now died from stage 4 cancer R.I.P

[@flishy1]

"As long as there are Mondays, there will be Minecraft Mondays" *sadness*

[@user-nk9gr5wu6n]

:(

[@ghudbob8613]

I mean it pathed the way for events like mcc and mcu which are significantly better so it’s not that bad

[@patsseason7443]

2nd of January there will be nothing

[@userkeepinglock]

for the best honestly there was too many problems and drama surrounding it

[@drsherifff]

Minecraft Mondays 2 is currently under development

[@febinjohn2030]

16:37 "2019 is the strangest timeline" Oh my sweet summer child, I wish I could go back to that opinion 😭

[@j-c4997]

1:42 “there’s skeppy he’s got stuff but I’ve got soup” *I see this as an absolute win*

[@soupolympics3789]

No no no I I’m the soup Olympics look at my name

[@xuntly7767]

Technoblade: trains for several years for minecraft bingo Apple: no

[@ntt9389]

7 days

[@wompwomp7578]

skybase: exists /top: i'm about to end this whole mans career

[@hakkai5819]

'

[@linkadoodle9568]

get ooooooofed vik

[@tobiisagoodboy8510]

Man’s*

[@stonedduffelpenguin8182]

KZbinrs:Exist Technoblade:I need a weapon

[@BrunkageBaronen]

@B3770RD Man's whole career

[@Grass_eater332]

I love when aph was just like ‘wait who is that.. OH THATS TECHNOBLADE AAAAAAAAAAAAH-‘

[@lncoming]

1:34 Imagine hearing across the map OH GOD TECHNOBLADE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then just three axe swings.

[@unknowner076]

The lack of replys are the lack of ideas to reply on this This comment is *intense*

[@alwaysmaniac_249]

tIk tOK MaTEriAl!!!11!1!

[@routes5876]

Technically should be in that scene In shining when the sk breaks the door with an axe and aphmau is the grill shouting

[@DiamondHearted]

Everyone else: *Sweating profusely*

[@ekea7144]

perfectly cut scream 😂👌

[@thimothy48]

"girl gamer spotted. GET HER" is the old version of "just killed a woman, feeling good"

[@yapjinhua3261]

FR LMAO

[@hypersevy]

lmao

[@tSandSoftball]

Lol it was aphmau.

[@jerrellnavs3313]

lol

[@yeetmommatt1513]

Correct

[@user-xl2ru5dq6r]

Techno: *wins* Everyone: _Why does he have to be so gooodddd-_ Techno: *loses* Everyone: _LOL NOOB_

[@photonbeam1438]

1st reply

[@photonbeam1438]

1st reply

[@ohno9025]

1st reply

[@jehfvhsuhireuffhrwiufhm9504]

6th reply

[@user-jo9my7to1d]

1st reply

[@nolank9421]

"2019 is the weirdest timeline" My man had. NO. Idea what was coming for the end of the year😂

[@oni5726]

Techno blade: I try hard at every game Bingo: I’m bout to end this man’s career

[@elmoisacocainaddict557]

Moose Yeh they got 8 items not too bad

[@iwillhaveanorder5000]

At his funeral he's gonna wake up and scream "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

[@Wh4tIfN0]

Well that’s terrifying

[@DashB-ee9ty]

Well it’s true

[@ashaxres8796]

He gonna cha cha real smooth outta that coffin and strut past his grieving friends to go drop-kick some orphans

[@wackysonic9213]

Lol

[@tt4bbyxd773]

yee

[@williamnghiem6890]

TNT spammers: *exist* Technoblade: *You are not a clown, you are the entire circus*

[@cooleKinder]

Bloopidy Bloop underrated comment

[@ngocakaurmum8331]

@Nathan Hannon skeppy

[@dawgohio]

"We've Been practising spleef for the last week" Chris: *falls of the map on his own*

[@novabandit3305]

I just love that literally everyone fears technoblade.

[@kryshotolsa1351]

No one can hiiide from my sights

[@salt7625]

Everyone should

[@yeetyskeet5548]

Other than maybe dream

[@Shadow-yz4lk]

Yea the one player techoblade fears is dream

[@soloplayer4173]

Technoblade and dream have like IQ 1,000,000

[@josephxu8999]

Technoblade: I fear no man but that thing *_30 second soup cooldown_* *It scares me*

[@bruhmoment-ky8ck]

iitz Anonymous tnt

[@baconlando4569]

you and your TF2 referances

[@asterio1804]

tf2 meme is relevant

[@somdude3494]

Joseph Xu plus tnt

[@justajukebox]

@@somdude3494 He's only died once to TNT, so it's irrelevant.

[@StormingRyder8]

When you die you should have everyone’s reaction to you dying on screen. I know it’s more work but. Comedy.

[@japaneseguy3816]

No footage found

[@yousxf]

@@japaneseguy3816 ye

[@sadchild7428]

He probably couldnt becuase they cursed and he wants to keep monetisation

[@TennessineGD]

@@sadchild7428 nah he does his own censoring by voicing over their voice when they curse, it's hilarious too

[@shiashia8463]

Sad Child and it’ll just make him the type who boasts about being good

[@AlishaH-nv1vd]

The first video I’ve watched of Techno is him playing Minecraft using a steering wheel I never really watched him prior to his unfortunate passing, but I can see why he was so loved by the community, thanks for making me and so many others smile!

[@howtohuh4644]

i got this recommended after everything... rest in peace man never gonna forget you and will always support and watch your videos no matter what 🙏 he loved his community as much as we do and it will stay the same forever. hope he's having a great time up there, sending all my prayer to him

[@Brink_D]

props to you

[@joshuahansford9119]

Notice how Chris during the first round of hunger games says technos a god too good for this earth😩

[@mathewgrey2529]

I miss him already :/

[@kayaant]

When there stood u died in spleef i cried bro

[@iguanamisbeaver3280]

Well we will see him on the other side 😔💔

[@yellowbed]

Techno: we’ve been sweating spleef for the past week, its the only thing we trained fo- Chris: *falls into lava*

[@appleboy6441]

Greyzz Chris: snowballs techno into lava (Chris is cool tho :3)

[@theaimingbot5041]

i love how the other povs are just everyone else beaing afraid of technoblade

[@ellevenn0132]

To be fair everyone would be scared if they had to fight them

[@gracececena4458]

e

[@yungrich6188]

grammar.exe

[@thedarkness3223]

I just want to say that moment with Aphmau is priceless

[@Junistheog]

@@yungrich6188 it just typo whats wrong with you

[@PrimarySweeper13]

Oh it’s Chris. Thank god Techno didn’t have to see in person what person Chris really is

[@zeltux2z292]

I’m honestly glad he didn’t live long enough to find out most of his friends are groomers, no offense on my goat tho, just good that he didn’t have to grief

[@shatterhacked]

The fact that you’re using Chris instead of Kris tells me that you’re referring to, at least in part, her transgender identity, rather than the actually valid criticism, being that she’s a groomer.

[@geenpunk]

"as long as there are Mondays there will be Minecraft mondays" if only he knew

[@nicomyrick5393]

Scout Steve knew what?

[@geenpunk]

@@nicomyrick5393 Minecraft Monday was ended, I don't know if it's back but yyeah.

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@geenpunk now its mc saturday

[@greenbin3028]

mondays is gone

[@lilysgrosss8742]

discontinued channel there are only 6 days of the week now

[@SussyLad]

Techno's winstreak: *exists* Team Make-a-wish: Im bout to end this mans whole career

[@Austin-mw1re]

cscoop a mc hunger games pro

[@allaboutrandoms429]

*Chris

[@elistudt7860]

more like keemstar lol they didn't even deserve it as much as Techno

[@wack5337]

@@zedaddy3530 what

[@xa-ii1056]

“2019 is the strangest time” 2020: hold my virus

[@irvinglagunas5649]

I would if it were lethal, but unfortunately it’s just annoying

[@Caligtag]

Irving Lagunas nah man i wont hold your virus, i don’t wanna get that darn 🦠 y’know.

[@fitzsoup]

uh i’d rather not

[@pb_x]

it is lethal-

[@wolfplayz6213]

Simpbaby it has less mortality rate than the flu lmao

[@davay_]

"you're the god that we don't deserve on this earth" that hits hard now

[@theperfectname7424]

Techno is the only person that can type and play TNT run at the same time lol

[@markbanzuela4598]

Techno:*casually types while doing TNT run* Everyone: What is this dark magic!?

[@ojamacuda]

@@Vipex1 coulnd't you just ruin it like that

[@demonking4911]

@@DSpeedy Neva*

[@dopesponge8430]

@@DSpeedy he died

[@dopesponge8430]

@@demonking4911 he’s alivE

[@espressocookie8965]

1:35 "OH GOD, IT'S TECHNOBLADE! AHHHHHH!" *as calm as an assassin can get* "girl gamer spotted, GET 'ER! GET 'ER! DIE!"

[@nightmare4254]

"... okay"

[@vietnam6916]

I forgot his twitch name what is it again

[@vardhaman69]

Copy pasted

[@MystikVultz]

V.A. Gaming Playz No

[@joshuacoglan6932]

Poor aph

[@byrokast2617]

people get mad at techno. he literally plays bedwars, and skywars as a competent player. what did they think would happen? his only known weaknesses are other United UHC players, and Tnt.

[@LandOfBudgies]

Grapeapplesauce joined f

[@henrybrinckwirth7705]

Kingoros

[@cob7317]

You have to understand that most of them are joking around. Most of them aren't actually mad.

[@goldennebula5013]

1985 Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno APEX GT I love traves

[@fotricx]

@@cob7317 the fans not the KZbinrs

[@AhnikhaMeyer]

I love how in this week techno doesn't take the games as seriously. I love this week so much

[@FallenSanityWrites]

"They put a thirty second cool down on soup?!!" There needs to be a quote book 😂

[@antfarm5845]

“Request Acknowledged. Creating Technoblade quotes book”

[@Mark_e_moo]

@@antfarm5845 I remember he once said in a video: "we don't have pants and we're beating people with our meat" and that made me fall of my chair

[@antfarm5845]

@@Mark_e_moo yeah, inserting into book

[@autumn_sunday]

Finally, a funny comment after his passing! Jood gob :D

[@FallenSanityWrites]

@@autumn_sunday Thanks lol I'm kind of sick of everyone posting sad comments like guys c'mon he wanted us to be happy not in a state of constant mourning.

[@suna845]

Alternative Title: Getting bullied and scammed by Minecraft Monday staff

[@TroodonJesus156]

Alternative title: getting scammed by soup in minecraft

[@CanWeGetToSubcribersWithNoVide]

Your profile picture is cursed

[@suna845]

I just noticed that Techno didn't include the bit where they wanted to remove that round where techno did /top and not let anyone get points. That, the parkour, and a couple other things inspired this comment.

[@magix_7391]

666 likes wtf

[@KiLLJoYYouTube]

Alternative title: How to make everyone realise how sad people are for playing video games too much

[@KurumiXIII]

Dialogue before a disaster: -As long as there's mondays there'll be minecraft -2019 is the strangest timeline

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

oh no

[@illuminate8979]

-your shoulders will be very sore

[@flora9017]

Oh shit….. eehhmmm well

[@weiseotto618]

You see what actually happened is the world ended right after the last mcm and we're currently Ina simulator with a randomizer

[@gaboskiee7171]

@@illuminate8979 oh shit..

[@Zaxlfang]

"We made a giant redstone computer and we're gonna be playing fortnite on it" I wish I could see the world through the eyes of a pig.

[@residual]

Technoblade could singlehandedly combo all the Area 51 guards with a stone axe for coins

[@evanoconnell2597]

Residual he wouldn’t need anything if he had soup

[@Kyotzin]

Area 51 guard one man shows up hahahaha- realise it's technoblade guards:run

[@lilpoop0860]

Not if Area 51 guards have TNT

[@nolife4218]

Hey res

[@residual]

@@nolife4218 yo

[@BlueBerryFlash]

Techno no longer has to stab children for satisfaction when he can just stab famous youtubers

[@rei_sen7646]

Techno before: stabbing kids for coins Techno now: stabbing famous youtubers for clout

[@cringeiskey]

Famous children

[@bitetrilo]

Watching Technoblade murder my childhood fills me with pride.

[@aclown3396]

Dan think

[@marlenejohnson1599]

Dantdm thinknoodles lol

[@Shrreder]

AntVenom was the goat at one point, sad times to see indeed

[@dallinmerino3998]

lol

[@burgur192]

Not gonna lie I would agree

[@AtomicDaSloth]

This video aged well. The most beloved person on KZbin is teamed with the most hated person on KZbin

[@Dr.Funk8864]

Thats actually so funny lmao

[@darshilshah1634]

What did that kid do? He is funny i think ( I never watched his video) ( just him in techno clips )

[@AtomicDaSloth]

@ Chris Tyson? What rock do you live under

[@Ilovedogs2739]

@@darshilshah1634idk but I’m curious to

[@ArDeeMee]

Waitasecond, this is Ava?

[@guanmama]

I wheezed when I found out that the “teammate who can actually play” was badboyhalo

[@houdini9739]

YES I was just thinking how it was hilarious that he just referred to BBH as Skeppy’s teammate. Can’t believe this was before the SMP!

[@user-qe7pc4mk6l]

I saw that it was bbh and died of laughter lmao, crazy that they didnt really know eachother..

[@Goat_Vibez_in_Cornfieldz]

As did I

[@max_me_is]

@@user-qe7pc4mk6l they did know each other, watch some older videos of skeppy

[@Saturnares]

@@houdini9739 bbh and skeppy have known each other since 2018...? did you just find out about minecraft youtubers when that SMP started?

[@vasilnz]

Techno: *Wins 1 SG, 2 Spleef rounds, 2 TNT runs, Battle Arena, Lava Run, gets good placement in dropper, the Second SG, Parkour Race, and even Bingo* Techno's team: *still loses*

[@itimelord473]

Vasily N lmao so true

[@coosa7580]

But this isn’t true. They didn’t win the last SG game, finished 5th in speed parkour and I don’t even think they got top 5 in bingo

[@vasilnz]

@@coosa7580 5th of forty is good. So is 3rd. In Bingo he got 8/9 items I think...

[@sukul3889]

@@coosa7580 he completed the course fisrst in parkour chris held him back

[@coosa7580]

Sukul22 ._. Yeah the lava parkour but I’m talking about the speed parkour

[@Pluike]

Techno only lost because he didn’t want to get kicked out of minecraft mondays.

[@linkboy6331]

TECHNOBLADE NEVAH DIES

[@dienoub5957]

TECHNOBLADE NEVAH LOOSES, unless it on purpose for the bigger grand scheme

[@thetimeisnow8232]

@@dienoub5957 All part of the master plan.

[@amandal.9105]

Pluike He’s going to keep throwing until the 100k prize pool with Bedwars as the game. Hehe

[@tophatinpfp8429]

No it because of the cool down on soup

[@torinshaw1084]

It’s so amazing how techno came from the og/early era of Minecraft KZbinrs and managed to become even more relevant and legendary as the new generations came in.

[@snowwolf199]

"As long as there is Mondays there is Minecraft Mondays" "2019 is the strangest timeline" A lot of what Techno said didn't age well

[@benzehunteer7411]

Its aged perfectly, its simply that who hosts the universe had a server crash

[@classicallibral5903]

@@benzehunteer7411 lmfao

[@bqnx8529]

):

[@benzehunteer7411]

@J Lynn West eh 2039 is worse

[@samimartinez1409]

@@benzehunteer7411 Agreed, but just wait until 2042. The COVID-24 GigaMegaUltra strain goes nuts. It’s literally like a reenactment of The Plague.

[@AlligatorTeethz]

Aphnau: oh god what’s that!? *sees technoblade* Aphmau: OH GOD TECHO *DEMONIC SCREAMING OUT OF FEAR*

[@LORDZILLA_2002]

Technoblade is the Doomslayer confirmed XD.

[@TheIndieGhost]

GIRL GAMER SPOTTED GET HER

[@HiHello-cw9vc]

@@TheIndieGhost why?

[@coffeetree_]

@@HiHello-cw9vc have you watched the video by any chance

[@threetzey2168]

@@HiHello-cw9vc ITS THE MVP. SIMP!!

[@MothFable]

It’s legit funny how everyone sees techno and their reaction is shrieking in fear and running for their lives. You know your good when that’s the general reaction to your presence.

[@Mousetapping]

WOOOO I AM THE LIKE 200 YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@volteriaz]

Yes! They do that everytime I enter the nursing home

[@Bladerunner-sn7tv]

So much stuff happens over 5 years. Thankfully chris is still doing alright. Right guys?

[@HinaFatima-yw1ce]

😂😂😂

[@Eli-ib4yw]

RIP techno. we love you more than you ever knew. we’ll miss you.

[@noregrets6394]

❤

[@AW-xc1xc]

👑

[@xtinct9874]

👑

[@IAMMADHATTIE]

❤

[@caleballen6588]

🐽

[@rodrigo-tj1gf]

Techno: IM GONNA DIE Also Techno: pearls into the enemy and tries to kill him

[@communistpakistanibat2739]

how this have no reply

[@roadworkaheadyeahisurehope202]

@@communistpakistanibat2739 it has now

[@riprisitas4008]

@@roadworkaheadyeahisurehope202 yes.

[@Epicked]

"He's literally the god we don't deserve on earth." -Chris That hits different after watching his last video Rest in Peace Techno You made many people's days and made many people laugh

[@kayaant]

Ur right, when there stood u died in spleef i cried

[@Surelynothooman]

Omg that's so true

[@whyyoumad4686]

@@kayaant what did that even mean

[@kayaant]

@@whyyoumad4686 Thats a game mode in mc

[@whyyoumad4686]

@@kayaant yea but what you said made no senze

[@Fliarpy2029]

“This is photoshopped” “THEY PUT A THIRTY SECOND COOLDOWN ON SOUP?!?!” “Mind you buisness, dont make enemies.” “NO! THE TNT!” “And king starts saying and i quote, NOOOOOOOOO”

[@nalidhardstyle8551]

They literally changed minecraft mondays so that techno couldn't win every week

[@Junistheog]

To no minecraft monday

[@millyhearts]

@@Junistheog 😔

[@mohammeda4872]

1k likes and 2 reply’s?

[@nalidhardstyle8551]

@@mohammeda4872 holy shit this got 1k likes, thanks for letting me know

[@naomi_cochran._.8132]

💀🖐🏻 that just proves how good he is at this game

[@spongebobsquarepants6935]

“I just googled the creator of minecraft. It’s Technoblade” - Gumball

[@nerfgunpng7552]

I thought it was Steve "Ph1lza" Minecraft

[@kamasp2272]

No, it’s Philza. There’s a reason they call him Ph1LzA Minecraft The Creator of Minecraft.

[@dollophead926]

googles untrustworthy, its philza

[@landrylongacre6391]

Can none of you take a joke? They were joking that he was so good that he may as well have made the game.

[@dollophead926]

@@landrylongacre6391 bro- we were joking too lmfao

[@mrnegative3419]

5:08 i just know that bad ia screaming "skeppy technoblades killing me"

[@chrs5741]

or like something about muffins

[@reedipoo333]

Sgebby*

[@loverfluff3794]

this video didn't age well for multiple reasons, but still happy to see techno in my recommended :V

[@skidooqt]

"As long as there are Mondays, there will be Minecraft Mondays." Hackers: *yeah, well no* _explodes the whole lobby_

[@p.crunch1853]

Is that what happened???

[@Śilver-141]

@@p.crunch1853 yes

[@datboi_is_ded3754]

TECHNO: 2019 IS THE STRANGEST TIMELINE 2020-2021: HOLD MY DRINK

[@kirstenlawlor1054]

Good one

[@BeliTheNob]

Caps

[@J-meh2102]

This will age well XD

[@gussy2781]

hold my pandemic

[@The-Devils-Advocate]

Well, he wasn’t wrong

[@jporter5772]

"2019 is the strangest timeline" If only he knew.

[@Spunkysock]

*Cries in quarantine*

[@itsclean1574]

*cries in chinese*

[@moomoo-rf4dm]

*cries in bat soup*

[@williefade389]

Darkest timeline they said

[@mysarla]

Well cries in having to go back to school, the first thing they had to fricking open back up here in Aus-

[@Quatee]

Watching this after technos death and the whole Kris Tyson situation is just crazy

[@destroyerdarian3381]

The world has changed so much