Skyblock: Potato War 2

i just really like potatoes
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[@caffeineaddict5455]

"This dude has a mental illness" techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch (that shit was so funny to me)

[@idiol9039]

hahaha so funny

[@nspark2913]

.... Dedication... or insanity.

[@grey9916]

N Spark29 both

[@charlietube365]

True

[@greyw0lv]

worst part is we got no clue if he was serious

[@belgiumballd5098]

"This dude has a mental illnes" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@NiikoKnacko]

illness*

[@a10goesbrrt28]

@@NiikoKnacko shut*

[@vhgghmaavuy9559]

@@NiikoKnacko who actually cares

[@omnomaurora5310]

Thousandth like lol

[@laisha2235]

@@vhgghmaavuy9559 I do

[@derekgless1266]

"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.

[@Whetfaartz1]

unless its to cancer

[@danieljones6812]

@@Whetfaartz1bro…..

[@michelleoxford332]

@@Whetfaartz1get ratioed

[@the_frick]

@@Whetfaartz1 the cancer also died, so technically its a tie, which is NOT a loss

[@TheForkRebel]

I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.

[@ikusA74]

true

[@Boxygirl96]

Facts

[@amaz7763]

I want to now how he reacted to his death

[@AltMoose112]

@@amaz7763 good spelling

[@adamgoyne]

@@amaz7763same

[@vinsio1712]

"Are you stalking me?" *"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*

[@arandomperson7141]

E

[@foodisyes5925]

E

[@n8than1014]

E

[@pandibear8911]

E

[@blob7800]

E

[@jarofslime37]

"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'." that was legitimately foreshadowing

[@lizdramalada2446]

?

[@ortrieur6948]

you haven't watched Potato War 3 yet!? well, i ain't spoiling anything. go watch the finale.

[@owenthompson8879]

@@ortrieur6948 a truly good man respect

[@lizdramalada2446]

@@ortrieur6948 i did!!!! 🥺

[@lizdramalada2446]

@@ortrieur6948 but thank u for being polite all the same HAHAH

[@Boxygirl96]

1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt

[@Rocktherock5475]

Dats cool

[@playgroundsinc]

This man was a master of disguise

[@thesnackthatsmilesback6408]

“Dirt apples” lmao funny name

[@jacksonbaye7920]

o7

[@Alex-ge5gt]

In Québec we say: "patates" (the s is plural) (weird i know)

[@ApplePi3.1415]

10:22 this is the exact moment I realized how deeply insane/invested techno was in this war

[@s.o.k.1393]

squid: "He has a mental illness" Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"

[@thepoweroffreesh6820]

I think squid might be right

[@TheFriendless1]

@@thepoweroffreesh6820 It's called dedication... to an unhealthy degree.

[@turkey2143]

@@thepoweroffreesh6820 Lmaoooo

[@ashd9498]

ADHD hyper focus 😂

[@scoutknightus6341]

Not to lie but squid is right but squid also didn’t need to say it

[@ricemessiah8500]

When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too

[@NafeeGaming]

Your pfp It terrifies me

[@pb_x]

TheRedGuyYT I know the full image, you should be scared....

[@randomname2726]

@@pb_x i'm gonna regret this but, Sauce?

[@Lavantte]

TheRedGuyYT Oh god, why’d you point it out??

[@rofirofi112]

@@pb_x sauce? For research purpose

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

Anyone else think Techno was an Irish potatoe farmer in a past life?

[@Sirbearsy]

im irish and i would say absoulutly

[@jordanesamuda]

Me

[@Herobrinegrn1]

As an Irish person, I can confirm he was an Irish potato farmer.

[@roisin9161]

Defo

[@DingoDongo09]

Maybe he will be now

[@ShadowFred386]

Y'know, returning to these videos even 2 years later I still love these videos. I needed something to make me feel better being sick today, and Techno can always manage to put a smile on my face even through the pain

[@dovahkiin53839]

Had this on in the background while working on a final project today. It helped me power through the final stretch so much.

[@conormaccarthy249]

I can't believe it's been two full years man,

[@nyom6378]

Pogging through the pain, me and you brother. I'm also sick and Techno always makes me smile, even through bad times. If he won a ridiculously difficult in game war against another player, I can surely as hell get out of this sickness

[@kamooza8345]

yeah I’ve been having shitass cramps today and after watching his videos they mostly went away

[@zacharynguyen7286]

@ShadowFred386 Hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

[@mrzombie2953]

squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API! Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output* squidkid: b r u h

[@tulnukas2000]

just 0 mercy

[@fantasticphil3863]

Mrzombie295 *updates it in a friggin EXCEL sheet and calculates with the original amount plus each increase in output DAILY*

[@mastertm1590]

Modern problems require old fashioned techniques..

[@ckingpro]

@@fantasticphil3863 It was a friggin Google Sheets sheet

[@fantasticphil3863]

CKing Pro excel hasn’t reached the level of universality to the point that a google spreadsheet can’t be called an excel sheet? ☹️

[@MyUnoriginalLife]

"its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard

[@starlight0313]

I read that just as he said it

[@chloe4157]

timestmp

[@uzmanaveed4877]

@@chloe4157 5:56

[@max_casten]

Language lol

[@starlight0313]

LANGUAGE! -Badboyhalo

[@TheWoov]

I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it

[@AlliumBlade_]

This is by far the best 3 episode series EVER. the dedication, the intensity, the passion, the intelligence, the work ethic, the pride!!!

[@AlliumBlade_]

@Obl1vous i know right? i can’t seem to deal with strong emotions without turning them into a joke-

[@AlliumBlade_]

@Obl1vous you, my friend, are a true fan.

[@flamingpaxtsc]

@Farexa neeeeeeeeeerd he only got 500 million potatoes! What a loser hah 👈🤣 -a huge fan

[@rosemary8020]

Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*

[@DebsStuffs]

Its the golden age of their lives.

[@Wandejcjdn]

Rose a sub has been earned (even if you dont post lol)

[@rosemary8020]

@@Wandejcjdn Oh well thanks aha!

[@GumSkyloard]

@@rosemary8020 Another sub has been given!

[@rosemary8020]

@@GumSkyloard Thank you :o

[@queenchaosyet]

“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes” Is such a raw and powerful sentence.

[@giankromer5264]

Queen Chaos not as raw as a good potato

[@mrpizzacat8273]

This mans playing checkers while I was playing chess.... BUT THE PIECES ARE MADE OF POTATO I CARVED BY HAND

[@makszupanec2944]

My fav part of the vid

[@kyohomemess1393]

this is so deep it changed my life for ever :0

[@queenchaosyet]

maks zupanec, your favourite part was the ending lmao?

[@striker915]

Rewatching it over and over. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@user-em2xl4tf7v]

We all are

[@Death5659]

I'm watching this on a school night at 3 am

[@sansdj6718]

same here

[@macduck3781]

Yet he did

[@googlyeyedwatputty8889]

BLASPHEMY!! Technoblade Never dies!

[@Cosmonaut775]

after years of French class I can finally get the joke in his alt's name

[@Hans-ht2ft]

the only reason why i would learn french

[@muhammaddarrenputra6389]

Can you explain it please?

[@nd0887]

@@muhammaddarrenputra6389 his alt's name is "pommesdeterre" which is "potato" (pommes de terre) in French.

[@bulgroz7634]

Me who is alredy french :troll:

[@xaiverbres7335]

That is an extremely long word for potato

[@ball2144]

Students: math won’t help in real life Techno: “calculates the potatoe output of his enemies so that he may rule”

[@MrCrotchRot]

the one time its useful

[@dongdoansy6072]

I have made A mistake advanced math is muda

[@elmothestalker5148]

Cough cough it's a game not real life so technicaly the students is right

[@moomooha234]

@@elmothestalker5148 playing minecraft is part of real life, but there really is a good reason to learn math

[@chrislol8008]

@@dongdoansy6072 is that a mutha flipping JoJo's reference?

[@krillius5364]

Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this

[@venomviper3007]

might wanna fix that typo my guy

[@krillius5364]

VenomViper300 oh shoot thanks man

[@stubi3633]

@@krillius5364 there was another typo

[@Zryrr]

@@stubi3633 agreed

[@krillius5364]

Elias Negishi where

[@tackk6529]

I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace

[@jacobtrz7115]

The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.

[@robertdolcetti450]

10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.

[@ladder3257]

This was the moment techno's sanity fell into my question

[@TY_2020]

LOL

[@robertdolcetti450]

@@ladder3257 I may have lost my composure but techno lost his sanity.

[@sneeze4483]

Lmfao

[@emdies-mds4957]

LMAO

[@ghidorah4695]

Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.

[@JJ-ll1qg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ghidorah4695]

bro moment

[@Hose_10]

True 😂

[@coffins786]

King Ghidorah LOL

[@JJ-ll1qg]

@@juliag2703 You are also a Julia G?

[@juliocesarsumoza900]

Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.

[@kazewz]

“this man has a mental illness” 9:41 LMFAO I DIED

[@Sutaokami]

"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude

[@bunjeegum_3380]

Sutaokami Yes this is good

[@Niiue]

more like 145 million times

[@allen8655]

Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists

[@Sutaokami]

@@allen8655 dont worry about it, didn't know it was Bruce lee till you said that

[@bunjeegum_3380]

Midnight Yep you got it right. Bruce Lee

[@lucanichilo5324]

When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction

[@cy5434]

It's sad because I liked that series

[@bladderstone69]

He has three minecrafts

[@cy5434]

@peroh I know, I just want more episodes

[@avalonqt6285]

And he still conquered the earth

[@catidiot2417]

You forgot a dance after distraction

[@LukeHartman-nd1gy]

“Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno

[@ericbiver2988]

Long Live The Potato King

[@rebelsoldier6133]

o7

[@tenniscrabs]

I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).

[@DebsStuffs]

le epic

[@OliveTreesa]

Next he’s gonna come out as potato sexual

[@ren6737]

apple of *earth*

[@ReaganK333]

Wow

[@blueninjagaming148]

i realized right away because im from Canada lmaoooooooooooo

[@iski4317]

„He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“ *Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE

[@spicywater8701]

iskander he’s just a rly big 15 year old

[@komiks42]

I'm not sure but he propably 18 or 19

[@Manacus]

@@komiks42 he's 21

[@xxjotave15xx]

technoblade uses voice changer confirmed

[@thecouchpotato1807]

170th like lol

[@abhijaywarrier5237]

After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE

[@somerandomdudewhoplaygames]

Early reply

[@danisnotreal]

Early reply

[@helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp]

Potato trilogy is timeless

[@moozebugz1583]

This is truly the best minecraft series ever, at least for me. Rest in Peace King.

[@ElectricSnivy]

Why is nobody talking about Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"

[@evalig871]

Where in the vid is this?

[@Raven-mo3xj]

@@evalig871 0:21

[@jeff09_]

He murdered that man

[@dillon3858]

Bruh electricsnivy, what a dumb name, also, I don’t even know who you are, you're so trash lmao

[@tatogreen]

Who asked. You just randomly insulted him for no reason.

[@connorc3060]

The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)

[@dr.pokemon1463]

Holy shit that is a good easter egg

[@cooleKinder]

This is why i love technoblade

[@darkinators]

Time stamp?

[@connorc3060]

@@darkinators read my comment again.

[@rag.animations]

I honestly love that timestamp because it's 2^10

[@fad3524]

I remember foogle at first I didn’t know what technoblade meant but now I remember in the pitman video foogle trolled him by canceling the trade

[@S.Fahren]

Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise" Techno: *"being #2 in potatoes doesnt pay that well"* BOI

[@jay-co3lo]

time stamp?

[@Loven-ru3vx]

@@jay-co3lo 0:20 pause at last screenshot

[@mtsakif1593]

You Local Ocygen Dealer. what anime is on your profile. :)

[@S.Fahren]

@@mtsakif1593 it's not an anime, it's a VTuber.(Streamers with Anime avatar.)

[@mtsakif1593]

@@S.Fahren what? nooooo I thought it was a doujin

[@eventidess]

"Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output." Sounds like some anime protagonist.

[@fernando4959]

OP protagonist who is somehow always smarter than his opponents Except he has an explanation to his genius

[@aaronrosales8274]

So who is going to the anime of technoblade

[@Bezimienny420]

Technoblade is Like madara but 100x powerfull

[@zed538]

Light Yagami

[@sethakins4029]

Red Cannot Sing Next you’ll say: “It was all a part of the master plan!”

[@ladlevi]

There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)

[@dalnoraes]

babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session

[@cyrodiin]

Squid: "Who are you?" Techno: *_"Death."_*

[@kevinDEgamer112]

Apex reference

[@canthispotatoget10ksubs97]

Actually Techno is potatoes

[@ApppleeSnappplee]

True.

[@sienna3793]

Batman

[@user-os7kz3jy5c]

xd

[@wavyflowz8567]

Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction” Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you

[@MaskedChaos]

Wavyflowz ALL ARE INFERIOR TO THE POTATOES

[@walmarp]

‍‮؜؜؜؜ ‍

[@nziom]

Imagine creating the most powerful empire in the world and taking over the entire planet and conquering space just as a distraction

[@lenkastv6934]

@@nziomonly one person can do this only technoblede

[@epicgamer636]

Yes

[@ippz100]

Dear techno army, We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and force KZbin to make him a custom 20 mil play button by 1 June 2024 ,his birthday as 'Mere death cannot conquer The Blade'

[@Larouin]

"Technoblade never dies" -Sun tzu, the art of war

[@quinn3110]

If Techno used half of his brain on something else than Minecraft, he would either save humanity or end it.

[@generalj4192]

Half? You mean 1% of his brain

[@nathanaschmann7522]

How is this so perfect

[@chimp554]

The worst part about this is that its completely true. He's reached a higher state of existance than us.

[@vveston7]

Just you wait it's all part of the master plan

[@Ikxi]

Probably end it, or at the mininmum take it over

[@fitegate8986]

“This dude has a mental illness!” -Squid “I just really like potatoes” -Techno

[@gorbdafrog5732]

He actually has adhd

[@K1NGRaj]

@@gorbdafrog5732 so do I. And I won’t lie, that’s what adhd does to me 😂

[@gorbdafrog5732]

@@K1NGRaj Pfft-

[@shewolfblacklink1062]

@@K1NGRaj I hyper fixated on Technoblade and it hasn't stopped... It started like 4 weeks ago... Help me...

[@ChaoticCreatorLol]

@@shewolfblacklink1062 to late 1 second traps you and links your soul to technoblade

[@type1hero146]

What can I say that hasn't already been said a million times? You are still the greatest KZbinr on the platform, inside and outside of Minecraft. Your humor is witty and fun, and you have confidence I could only dream of. I know you personally won't see this, or any of the other comments Techno, but you were the greatest. Technoblade never dies.

[@jjsuper7501]

"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.

[@oliverolson2766]

"Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@i_love_vi_]

Lmaoo

[@bigg2226]

Hahaha

[@Dante-rd3ne]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@GabeIDK2]

“Angry Peruvian noises”

[@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733]

Irish crusade noises

[@blurple8398]

So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.

[@Beephobic1013]

I know lmao, I’m french

[@retardery1488]

@@Beephobic1013 ok

[@dummyisaac8040]

SaltyStrawberris ok

[@kyowono]

SaltyStrawberris ok

[@vinnynash8517]

SaltyStrawberris ok

[@JustaRandomDunce]

"Do not EVER let your opponent win, or else his potatoes will overtake you." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@jingo4754]

You know, i can't help but wonder what the devs/mods team's reaction was when they saw two players just skyrocket their potato harvest on the server

[@rozari]

I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier

[@AlexAndLilChompa]

I would like the comment but it’s at 69 likes

[@tylerkennedy8931]

I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️

[@Fizz-Q]

Techno has the voice of a normal HEY GUYS youtuber and a chill person at the same time

[@subwaykitty683]

So controversial yet so true.

[@wesleybarton3423]

Surely you mean monotone? I enjoy the monotone commentary as well.

[@Ad_Hominem]

*Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy* *#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously

[@krackencrusader403]

Technoblade gets #1 in all skyblock charts.

[@kouluruoka7920]

@@krackencrusader403 the real addicted advancement gotten.

[@Someone-dh1pr]

da numba 1 alchemy player sweating nervously just techno almost got to numba 1 just to get the 24th minion slots

[@kazumabutworse]

@@Someone-dh1pr to upgrade his rabbit pet*

[@cpujar]

4*

[@viewer9621]

Thank you so much Mr beast for recommending this.

[@chrisl1320]

i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts

[@WhiskyChordata]

This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.

[@RED01SEA]

we need another war !!!

[@hinzlim9166]

I mean is just two mad man farming potatoes but sure

[@Guto_1227]

@@RED01SEA no, we need another god!

[@squash6840]

Killer bean

[@altpro4525]

heard of huahwi vs xnestorio or tylarzz vs nestor in uhc kid???

[@relic1881]

“This man has been playing checkers while I’ve been farming potatoes” -technoblade 2020

[@audizign]

"Everyone else has been playing checkers but I've been playing chess this whole time" - Technoblade 2016, "ARCHER X! - Bowspam Survival Games"

[@relic1881]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^noice

[@Candy-sm5yl]

It was a lie he was actually using the potatoe videos to actually farm carrots and take the #1 carrot spot the whole time Everybody been farming potatoes while i was farming carrots

[@relic1881]

I like what you’re theorizing

[@cysipy]

this is a very funny and original youtube comment i laughed too

[@apearofglasses5801]

Surprising that squid didn't comment on this video, he commented on the first war.

[@undeadking5121]

Squid commented on the first and last videos, but not the 2nd video

[@nickwang5237]

HE DID

[@apearofglasses5801]

​@@nickwang5237 where

[@44hd59]

2:02 I didn't feel bad for squid but now I am jealous he got to talk to Techno but rest in peace. Maybe he would have hearted some of my comments if I grew up faster but nevertheless he improved my life and his videos were the first bit of very intelligent humour I saw in English.

[@gullerodjensen6926]

Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.

[@user-qu5bj6ee3o]

idk how commas work exactly, and i just place them based on some gut feeling, but i don't think one' s supposed to be there

[@kaydenwry6776]

@@user-qu5bj6ee3o Lol,

[@coffeebean2291]

Gullerod Jensen Then you clearly haven't watched flamingo

[@daridon2483]

And getting views and money out of it.

[@harvey4125]

yes,

[@HaganConnell]

Techno's spreadsheet is titled, "very normal behavior" (10:23). I love this man.

[@feya1621]

i didn't even notice oml

[@mtdeeley]

it was probably tilted by 6.9 degrees.

[@sumi_luu]

*Nice.*

[@blauwbeer556]

lol

[@HaganConnell]

And it turns out that this is the same spreadsheet he sent to Tommy way back when!

[@BoneSlayer1]

Who else is rewatching all his vids to show our love ❤️

[@laxmiyadav7880]

Me

[@levithedestroyer2790]

It's a terrifying and depressing feeling knowing that the Charming person your watching it dead it just feels wrong I wasn't a diehard techno fan for as long as some but the second I new who he was I watched every single one of his videos it's a feeling that I can't describe a overwhelming feeling of discomfort while I'm still a dumb ass teen and have only experienced one death technos death made It feel like two

[@childelike]

alternate title: techno spends millions of dollars to cyberbully a child on hypixel, then does it again

[@Samuel-dg4jv]

marmot man99 squidkid, he was 17

[@anonanonymous9670]

@@Samuel-dg4jv that's not a kid, that's a adult

[@bensonmybeloved5160]

888 likes, sorry, bouta ruin it :)

[@amelie6208]

Is techno a millionare?

[@primo3621]

@@amelie6208 in Skyblock yes

[@CaoNiMaBi]

Squid kid: “I will rule the potato world!” PommesDeTerre: “VIVE LA REVOLUTION!”

[@blurple8398]

I love how Pommes De Terre literally translate to Apple of earth

[@pepper4632]

@@blurple8398 no it’s potatoe- oh I see

[@br12_]

LMAO NICE

[@goldex8297]

Lol

[@user-os7kz3jy5c]

LETS GOOOO

[@Xx_vendetta_xX67]

Bro started an entire smo series just to stay number 1 in potato farming mad respect

[@kartikjani5815]

6:53 Outside:"I would never fo that, I am a good person. " Inside:"It was too inefficient!" 😂😂😂

[@basilulicki4148]

When you create an entire SMP Earth series... TO THROW SOMEONE OFF YOUR POTATO FARMING.

[@kouluruoka7920]

ALL PART OF THE *MASTERPLAAAAAAAAAAANNN*

[@matthewbailey1475]

he quit college to do this

[@crazychicken8290]

XD

[@DiabloAsli]

I was the 1000th likes hahaha

[@DiabloAsli]

@Olive Milk so every people can't comment if nobody is asking huh?

[@azamukuichi5655]

THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.

[@MailMainbutnot]

Yea

[@dr.unventor]

Or did he start the potato war to throw off his enemies in the smp?

[@jackm.7094]

@@dr.unventor oh yeah, this is big brain time

[@JohnReal05]

Stfu gacha kid

[@0ddst0ff33]

It was a hoke

[@DawleyDude]

I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!

[@porth4400]

"But the thing is, most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success." - Technoblade (alex)

[@stellabarrett8141]

This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.

[@joy-6629]

POG PINNED BY TECHNOBLADE!!!

[@baterwottle2400]

Lol

[@Ayesumoto]

You know hubris was a word used to describe the gods, and technoblade is a GOD.

[@lo-keycypher5254]

The content tho

[@sadrat5375]

Techno got lucky Bazaar made it so that you can only buy 10 stacks of an item per day

[@jonashalama6487]

I just need to watch this one more time

[@Stingray__25moblie]

Rest in piece king Probably one of your best series

[@Dashometry1774]

He made a whole series just to throw squid kid off his trail. Respect

[@leobastian_]

Im pretty Sure that was a joke

[@tobydog2850]

Video games are serious business and should be shown with respect. - Techno

[@phoenixgamer10gaming18]

Leobastian 04 i doubt it. I think he did it just why not and realised it could be a perfect tactic. Techno is incredibly smart so I won’t be surprised

[@Dashometry1774]

PhoenixGamer10 | Gaming master plan

[@Despacitoian]

17Mystic yeah, he conquered all of SMP earth to distract a man from making virtual potatoes. And then he covered up a massive glitch in the game and made his enemy think he had cause his potato amount to half.

[@Simon-tb6tn]

"Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*

[@Thomas-sf7pf]

now this is true commitment to the cause

[@sanderkivirand1557]

He still got money from the smp videos so win win?

[@belisarius6949]

Those Sun Tzu quotes werent just random. This guy is using ancient tactics to win this Potato war.

[@antoniou6427]

I was so f*cking shocked man

[@belisarius6949]

@@antoniou6427 shooketh*

[@marinr2416]

Thank you for everything techno, you can finally rest... It's now our job to remember you as long as we are still breathing in this tiny world of nerds.

[@Peron1-MC]

13:48 "this man has been playing checkers while ive been farming potatoes. hes through" XD the normal saying goes. paraphrasing: "this man has been playing checkers while ive been playing chess"

[@vladgor4099]

He started an entire SERIES as a distraction mechanism?!!

[@thesaroscycle_archive]

Yes

[@iniquous3465]

BRUH MOMENT

[@hiddenalien]

Techno is truly the ultimate life form

[@Dinonuggie399]

HiddenAlien Two year olds:iS tHaT a JOjO ReFErEnCE!?!?

[@mtdeeley]

boi

[@lucasdeluca7492]

This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world

[@Foho1010]

@A Cheeseburger wbwn

[@noddlelebowski1074]

Wow I can’t believe you are surprised, this is technoblade remember

[@atrixcanada7204]

That is Technoblade an indescribable man

[@redmin6066]

That’s a surprise? He’s technoblade

[@BlandSock]

U can not

[@themagentajelly2149]

techno is a true story teller, rip techno, u will never die in our hearts

[@akirariver2402]

When he pulled out a spreadsheet I almost cried from laughing this man is actually insane I thought people were exaggerating but no he's actually insane.

[@ClassyKermit69420]

@@Fisinocean he’s not moronic, just obsessed with being the best

[@jimdoggo7713]

reeeeeeeeee

[@masterdoge987]

And what makes it worse is that the spreadsheet is titled “very normal behavior”

[@desmondnghongkee]

Never underestimate the blade

[@justanotheranimationchanne5725]

@@Fisinocean tachno??

[@joemoe3547]

Is anyone gonna talk about his alt being called potato in French.

[@somemagellanic]

lots of people are talking about it

[@mayoraldrinzon4847]

@@somemagellanic he's stupid bruh

[@rekt307]

@@mayoraldrinzon4847 no u

[@mayoraldrinzon4847]

@@rekt307 no u

[@GamingWithJumbo]

What is it called?

[@c0rals3al]

Technoblade will always The true potato Champion. Rest Well King

[@MultiFandomMadness-vj6ke]

By 9:43 using math it took technoblade 26 HOURS and 55 minutes. Thank you.

[@zanorok5896]

This man is the guy in the math question

[@jakerussell135]

"technoblade has 473,647,263 potatoes" Technoblade never dies. Not in our hearts guys I'm not a time traveler, I edited this comment in july 2022 when i was rewatching all of his videos

[@bluemaster7530]

I love this comment.

[@user-ee1rl3tg7w]

@@jakerussell135 im_a_squid_kid has 69,420 potatoes. who has more potatoes? explain.

[@jakerussell135]

@@user-ee1rl3tg7w im_a_squid_kid has more potatoes because 6 is more than 4 _/s_

[@user-ee1rl3tg7w]

@@jakerussell135 A+++

[@capitancat5131]

When he said "I NEED 24 OF THESE" I genuinely flinched back and then started laughing. This man is a legend and if you don't think the same I have something to say: L NERDDD

[@getit6019]

Omfg techno was so much invested in this💀 well i also have faced some similar experiences in survival multiplayer so i don't blame him for it It just gets you hyped up so much for reaching the top of the leaderboards😅

[@kittymittens1474]

“Most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success.” How did such a deep quote come from such a stupid series

[@SgwiggleMonSquiggles]

POTATOES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS

[@br12_]

Nice pfp

[@kittymittens1474]

@@SgwiggleMonSquiggles I understand my mistakes and I hope to repent

[@manatee0753]

That's an actual quote from the art of war

[@omnitroph1501]

It's Technoblade what do you expect?

[@mirramig]

“I spent so many hours brewing potions that i ended up rank 4 globally” Techno 1 year later: the great alchemy war

[@crestfallen2908]

2 weeks*

[@adithyas473]

2 days**

[@junshi7522]

2 hours***

[@user-vl7xz6do6v]

2 minutes****

[@introman1854]

2 seconds **

[@hollymotafches342]

I SHALL WATCH EVERY, I MEAN EVERY VIDEO TO CONTINUE HIS LEGACY I MUST, RISE TECHNOBLADE REMEMBERERS, RISE

[@hollymotafches342]

Also I’m not saying this as a joke I really want to continue and grow his legacy because even though I never watched him, he was my favorite youtuber because of everything I was told

[@dreww304]

soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god

[@mtdeeley]

oh... wait what... hol' up

[@Steamlazer]

@@mtdeeley SMP Earth

[@joesanchez2973]

I like it, but then un-liked the comment.

[@sumi_luu]

Normal Sunday for Techno

[@shmango2518]

when u wanna like the comment but it already has 420 likes

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then

[@failboat2863]

1 day ago 14likes, Just some guy without a mustache: i'm used to that.

[@br3adm0ld]

technoblade is solving famines with slavery

[@ditzelanimations5205]

true

[@whospari]

Yayyyyyy or here

[@kylegersava9506]

Here too...

[@therosewastaken]

today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough

[@doomsdayr3ap3r99]

Can’t just stop at the first one got to watch them all

[@JWinterFoxYT]

13:09 _"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_ -Technoblade

[@Pixci]

truly motivational

[@Aaron-mb5be]

Surprised that came from a video about farming potatos

[@wellifailed392]

Ora ora ora!

[@squash6840]

Ok

[@JullianPlays]

Hmm, like for Technoblade, Minecraft Monday.