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Markiplier

Markiplier

2 жыл бұрын

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@markiplier
@markiplier 2 жыл бұрын
I'M SPONSORED!! IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY!! Use my Creator Code MARKIPLIER on the Epic Games Store for Chivalry 2 -- store.epicgames.com/markiplier/chivalry-2
@theguywithticon5360
@theguywithticon5360 2 жыл бұрын
nice
@someidiotontheinternet.483
@someidiotontheinternet.483 2 жыл бұрын
wahoo.
@Cardboard_object
@Cardboard_object 2 жыл бұрын
Boop
@moahmmedtalal5284
@moahmmedtalal5284 2 жыл бұрын
Wow
@mr.teatimesrt6725
@mr.teatimesrt6725 2 жыл бұрын
Nice chilverty 2 is a fun game and IT TOOK SO LONG
@DJB3lfry
@DJB3lfry 2 жыл бұрын
How to tell if Mark is playing a sponsored game: He actually plays through the whole tutorial.
@derpyduck264
@derpyduck264 2 жыл бұрын
And then proceeds to forget it all.
@BoomBoomSoup
@BoomBoomSoup 2 жыл бұрын
@@derpyduck264 that’s markiplier for you
@thegeneralgamer4921
@thegeneralgamer4921 2 жыл бұрын
@@derpyduck264 Mark: _learns how to block weapons being thrown at him_ Mark minutes into the first real game: "He blocked my throw...somehow?" XD
@fredclement5461
@fredclement5461 2 жыл бұрын
fuck me as soon as i started to read this comment mark said it
@trixon2118
@trixon2118 2 жыл бұрын
and he is playing against the bots :D But it doesn't matter it's still entertaining ^^
@joaocosta5940
@joaocosta5940 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Jacksepticeye was casted to do voices in this game, thats why "Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey" sounds like him, because its him. At 23:10
@xMythStarx
@xMythStarx 2 жыл бұрын
IDK WHY THE ONLY COMMENTS MENTIONING THIS ARE SO FAR DOWN?!? TF
@xMythStarx
@xMythStarx 2 жыл бұрын
LIKE- THIS IS GENUINELY INTERESTING INFO?!?! WTF??
@reen384
@reen384 2 жыл бұрын
Oh gotcha! I thought he just happened to play the game at the same time as Mark.
@dumbass762
@dumbass762 2 жыл бұрын
Could you time stamp?
@joaocosta5940
@joaocosta5940 2 жыл бұрын
@@dumbass762 23:10
@MrBern-ex3wq
@MrBern-ex3wq 2 жыл бұрын
With his constant war on brands that refuse to sponsor him (for whatever misguided reason), Mark has managed to turn sponsorships, and therefore ads, into content, which both ensures that the viewers will watch it and won't get bored doing so.
@heideknight9122
@heideknight9122 2 жыл бұрын
Big brain move.
@warlockd
@warlockd 2 жыл бұрын
Qqq
@lordtoomas
@lordtoomas 2 жыл бұрын
@@heideknight9122 from the biggest brain person
@erebys0845
@erebys0845 2 жыл бұрын
wait why do they refuse to sponsor him?
@sparky2011
@sparky2011 2 жыл бұрын
@@erebys0845 because they are silly and yeah
@daryljones9367
@daryljones9367 2 жыл бұрын
"Go blue team!" *shoots teammate in the face with an arrow*
@kidssnyder9680
@kidssnyder9680 2 жыл бұрын
K?
@monkeybandit222
@monkeybandit222 2 жыл бұрын
@@kidssnyder9680 grow a pair would ya? This comment was not needed
@azrael-labs
@azrael-labs 2 жыл бұрын
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM *inhales* AMOGUSSSS!
@monkeybandit222
@monkeybandit222 2 жыл бұрын
@Realm .
@kidssnyder9680
@kidssnyder9680 2 жыл бұрын
@@monkeybandit222 ikr this comment was not needed
@xXaoZz
@xXaoZz 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see bob mark and wade play this together.
@noahpate3871
@noahpate3871 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. They could do some of the less crowded modes and have a blast
@L1NK97
@L1NK97 2 жыл бұрын
^^^Ignore savetion, probably want attention
@kinjukaida
@kinjukaida 2 жыл бұрын
He played the original... With yamimash.. And none of the comments say anything about him..
@UndBeebs
@UndBeebs 2 жыл бұрын
@@kinjukaida He and Yamimash haven't done anything in a long time due to Yami's drama (and I'm sure other less-serious reasons). I don't think he'd play with him again, at least not for a video collab.
@crow.1845
@crow.1845 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lellow19
@lellow19 2 жыл бұрын
The tutorial voice sounded like a dude who has trained so many new recruits and watched them all go off to die that he's decided to just write everything down and read it back to each new guy so he doesn't have to put in any effort. It's fantastic
@NathanChinnici08
@NathanChinnici08 2 жыл бұрын
That’s perfect
@brayachdragonbane7529
@brayachdragonbane7529 2 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure that thats cannon... he's the same dude from the first one i think
@NathanChinnici08
@NathanChinnici08 2 жыл бұрын
@@brayachdragonbane7529 nah, he sounds much rougher than the first one
@lellow19
@lellow19 2 жыл бұрын
@@brayachdragonbane7529 I'm not familiar with the games so I really wouldn't know lol 😅
@brayachdragonbane7529
@brayachdragonbane7529 2 жыл бұрын
@@NathanChinnici08 it is a generation later... dudes trained a lot of fodder by this point
@Aric_EPU
@Aric_EPU 2 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for nothing Jeffrey!” - Peasant Sean.
@nathandein1699
@nathandein1699 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone else thought it sounded like him
@alexschofield8085
@alexschofield8085 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathandein1699 it is him!
@jaythegay7026
@jaythegay7026 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexschofield8085 wAIT iT IS?
@alexschofield8085
@alexschofield8085 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaythegay7026 yeah! Apparently he did some voices for the game!
@mello9586
@mello9586 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone above me is gae
@elkesorensen
@elkesorensen 2 жыл бұрын
“Guys, oh my god, I think I’m playing with Markiplier!” Markiplier: “RRTRWR”
@owenwoolley3394
@owenwoolley3394 4 ай бұрын
“Yup, that’s definitely markiplier”
@zarfa-de1266
@zarfa-de1266 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to play against real people and I am going to suck and then I’m gonna go back to playing with the robot so I feel better about myself” Online gaming in a nutshell
@lestin13
@lestin13 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's most of us.
@bluelfsuma
@bluelfsuma 2 жыл бұрын
Precisely why I always played MMOs by myself and never did PvP.
@Goldskull_Mystic
@Goldskull_Mystic 2 жыл бұрын
Precisely the reason I never do online (my self esteem is at too much risk)
@JuicyMilf2.0
@JuicyMilf2.0 2 жыл бұрын
PvE’s are way more entertaining for me to play
@Goldskull_Mystic
@Goldskull_Mystic 2 жыл бұрын
@@JuicyMilf2.0 agreed; free of griefiing, camping, and other stuff
@ShortHax
@ShortHax 2 жыл бұрын
You could’ve used the only weapon that actually works in this game: the chicken
@mariodude7424
@mariodude7424 2 жыл бұрын
Check mark
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 2 жыл бұрын
@@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
@treysevy5079
@treysevy5079 2 жыл бұрын
There are so many bots in the reply section Edit for people seeing this in the future there are 4 different bots in this reply section
@fadi172
@fadi172 2 жыл бұрын
Verified
@zardus8352
@zardus8352 2 жыл бұрын
@@fadi172 this guy is also a bot
@malgal2324
@malgal2324 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I will hold this gate and none shall pass." Also Mark: backs up to let them through
@williammercer7213
@williammercer7213 2 жыл бұрын
Its called a tactical retreat.
@lanejordan3142
@lanejordan3142 2 жыл бұрын
Your kid looks annoying asf
@DaRealXotic
@DaRealXotic 2 жыл бұрын
@@lanejordan3142 lmao yeesh that's horrible but I laughed
@lanejordan3142
@lanejordan3142 2 жыл бұрын
@@DaRealXotic its true looks at her kid
@Ragehunger
@Ragehunger 2 жыл бұрын
"Finally sponsored" he says while ignoring that Alienware has already sponsored him before.
@pekachu2260
@pekachu2260 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was thinking about sponsorship without motivation coming from him, because Alienware sponsored Mark to suffer once more in Pogostuck, only because he said he would for sponsorship XD
@desireer6915
@desireer6915 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@dumbass762
@dumbass762 2 жыл бұрын
He hasnt been sponsored for a long time so "Finally sponsored(again)"
@googli300
@googli300 2 жыл бұрын
like when they made a whole gaming table for him but he was too lazy to set up everything xd
@ethanpavlenko2434
@ethanpavlenko2434 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: Is almost dead His instinct: Tis but a scratch
@zoepetrella5118
@zoepetrella5118 2 жыл бұрын
A mere flesh wound
@_jwinii
@_jwinii 2 жыл бұрын
Literally Mark in resident evil 💀
@Julian-hh3yp
@Julian-hh3yp 2 жыл бұрын
@Narri Katti he had worse
@henryfanforever1414
@henryfanforever1414 2 жыл бұрын
@Narri Katti Come on, you pansy! HAVE AT YOU!
@ethanpavlenko2434
@ethanpavlenko2434 2 жыл бұрын
"You've got no arms left!" Mark: "It's just a flesh wound."
@matrixodlum4969
@matrixodlum4969 2 жыл бұрын
imagine - you and your buddies in bloody conquest on the battlefield. a man runs by you wearing default armor, swinging every which way with his default weapon and screaming his lungs out. he somehow manages to slaughter five of your closest friends. when the dust settles, your remaining friend asks, turning to you, “was that fucking markiplier?”
@Foxtrot-51
@Foxtrot-51 2 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@smolmidget724
@smolmidget724 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao it will tell u who u died from😹ud think its someone trying to be markiplier n suddenly this video pops up in ur notifications and u realize, it was non other than markiplier himself
@ramenbomberdeluxe4958
@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 2 жыл бұрын
"Was that the anus unus guy?"
@star4136
@star4136 2 жыл бұрын
Gasp mum I’m basically famous my friend got killed by a KZbinr :)
@rebelgaming1.5.14
@rebelgaming1.5.14 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 What's Unus Annus? It sounds familiar, but I can't place my tongue on it. P.S. I do know what [REDACTED] is, I'm just joking around.
@loganstewart3369
@loganstewart3369 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Mark every 5 seconds: im throwing it!
@poultonboys3108
@poultonboys3108 2 жыл бұрын
He literally said that as I read this lmao
@tcperez8769
@tcperez8769 2 жыл бұрын
This game actually looks really fun. Would get it if my computer wasn't a potato
@KevinG3699
@KevinG3699 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, my computer can't play many games.
@2bitt
@2bitt 2 жыл бұрын
Can very much relate, my computer can’t run too much.
@lolzerkal972
@lolzerkal972 2 жыл бұрын
I used to play it on a laptop lmao
@TheJaronman
@TheJaronman 2 жыл бұрын
You could try a cloud streaming service like Nvidia GeForce Now. :)
@pipebombpete.6861
@pipebombpete.6861 2 жыл бұрын
Play mordhau.
@lordalucard4696
@lordalucard4696 2 жыл бұрын
*Hits teammate* “I’M SORRY!” *Proceeds to launch axe into the same teammates back* “I’m sorry... again!”
@DarkRayquaza121
@DarkRayquaza121 2 жыл бұрын
Luckily for Mark it's a rather common occurrence.
@LeHunter70
@LeHunter70 2 жыл бұрын
Wat is timestamp
@shyguylite1397
@shyguylite1397 2 жыл бұрын
@@LeHunter70 20:35
@bestenoyan4128
@bestenoyan4128 2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier running towards his own team members: I'M ATTACKING
@AppleWoods6
@AppleWoods6 2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe I shouldn't have attacked"
@vinnyluco6327
@vinnyluco6327 2 жыл бұрын
“This like a delivery?” It’s UPS vs FedX
@T4509LAM
@T4509LAM 2 жыл бұрын
Ye Ol’ UPS ! Thy fragile package shant not be intact’th ! Glory to the King! ⚔️
@slabsingletary7119
@slabsingletary7119 2 жыл бұрын
The voice acting is just gold, and the general vibe is hilarious in this game
@LannasMissingLink
@LannasMissingLink 2 жыл бұрын
The tutorial voice was really bad imo
@slabsingletary7119
@slabsingletary7119 2 жыл бұрын
@@LannasMissingLink it takes an odd sense of humor lol
@user-ns4zm8qe9p
@user-ns4zm8qe9p 2 жыл бұрын
Monty Python, the game
@LonelySandwich
@LonelySandwich 2 жыл бұрын
That "thanks for nothing Jeffrey" sounded like Sean ha
@galegames4867
@galegames4867 2 жыл бұрын
It was! He did some voice stuff for the game!
@poopmaster7166
@poopmaster7166 2 жыл бұрын
it is Sean
@Wolfrover
@Wolfrover 2 жыл бұрын
@@galegames4867 Huh! I thought it sounded like him. Thanks for the confirmation!
@celestephira
@celestephira 2 жыл бұрын
You can hear him again later on saying "Aragog" or something lol it's super cool!
@Life-uu5yo
@Life-uu5yo 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this!
@elizabeth5561
@elizabeth5561 2 жыл бұрын
"I soiled meself and nobody cares!" Thats a quality quote right there, up there with "Dodge this you bastard!"
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear sky
@rivmusix5882
@rivmusix5882 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku 😂
@TheAratine
@TheAratine 2 жыл бұрын
"COMS'T AT ME BROTHER" and "AR'T THOU MAD BROTHER?" are still among my favorite lines from mordhau
@pyrocynicalreal8405
@pyrocynicalreal8405 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku i love you
@Gamering22
@Gamering22 2 жыл бұрын
And the fact that it was one of the first things said in the game
@galaxycat1766
@galaxycat1766 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Finally, I have a sponsor" AFK Arena: "Am I joke to you?"
@lucatea778
@lucatea778 2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone not taking about Alienware
@cyan0984
@cyan0984 2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: "I finally have a sponsor." Me: *remembers that Marvel Strike Force sponsored him before*
@lucatea778
@lucatea778 2 жыл бұрын
And afk arena
@Cedarpointfan15
@Cedarpointfan15 2 жыл бұрын
Alienware
@delsea
@delsea 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: literally has a hole in his chest. Puts a bandaid on it: GOOD AS NEW
@Danger11007
@Danger11007 2 жыл бұрын
Bandaid* unless that was the joke and I just missed it
@thomasboudreaux7657
@thomasboudreaux7657 2 жыл бұрын
You must not have seen resident evil
@primedup8741
@primedup8741 2 жыл бұрын
Tis but a scratch!
@elenadenisaion523
@elenadenisaion523 2 жыл бұрын
@@primedup8741 you beat me to it
@chopsticksstudios7341
@chopsticksstudios7341 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: Lady Dimestrecu just chopped my hand off *Puts chem fluid on it*: GOOD AS NEW
@mikotomisaka8714
@mikotomisaka8714 2 жыл бұрын
Soldier: "I SOILED MESELF AND NOBODY CARES!!" Me: "Well that is authentic medieval!"
@MsPuffykinz
@MsPuffykinz 2 жыл бұрын
I mean. Ur not wrong.
@spooks7076
@spooks7076 2 жыл бұрын
time stamp ?
@DarkPillWarrior
@DarkPillWarrior 2 жыл бұрын
@@spooks7076 1:45 and 1:59
@historictick8179
@historictick8179 11 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha.
@turtleo4732
@turtleo4732 2 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey" Me: Jack?
@moveslikejaeger1725
@moveslikejaeger1725 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@flame-29936
@flame-29936 2 жыл бұрын
Aparantly it is him, according to the other comments his listed in the voice actors x
@xMythStarx
@xMythStarx 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU- I HAD TO SCROLL DOWN TO FIND THIS, WAS STARTING TO THINK I WAS JUST HEARING THINGS AND WASN’T GOOD AT RECOGNIZING HIS VOICE OR SMTHN LMAO
@xMythStarx
@xMythStarx 2 жыл бұрын
@@flame-29936 RLLY?!? COOL :0
@flame-29936
@flame-29936 2 жыл бұрын
@@xMythStarx yeah 😁 his done a few voice acting gigs in games now, he was also a voice in bendy and the ink machine. There's a whole compilation of ppl reacting to it, Mark being one of them x
@justgoodies
@justgoodies 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes the battlecries: "Boinkus! Yoinkus! Ahhhhh, Doinkus!!"
@dabolife1
@dabolife1 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Mark for finally getting a sponsor, Epic Game.
@mariodude7424
@mariodude7424 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Unknown-hw6ul
@Unknown-hw6ul 2 жыл бұрын
Hi bro
@dominique7955
@dominique7955 2 жыл бұрын
Hello verified person
@EclipseAzure
@EclipseAzure 2 жыл бұрын
What's up boi
@justgarfield9721
@justgarfield9721 2 жыл бұрын
look a checkmark
@TheGoose_
@TheGoose_ 2 жыл бұрын
That “thanks for nothing Jeffrey” sounded a lot like Sean. *reads comments* It WAS Sean!
@thewokeagenda
@thewokeagenda 2 жыл бұрын
sean?
@thelonewolf195
@thelonewolf195 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewokeagenda Jacksepticeye's real name is Sean
@thewokeagenda
@thewokeagenda 2 жыл бұрын
@@thelonewolf195 ooh i was so confused lmao i wasn't making the connections 😫🤣
@wolforest1113
@wolforest1113 2 жыл бұрын
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING PLS
@rileynavra
@rileynavra 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@user-ws7gd2nc3k
@user-ws7gd2nc3k 2 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@FranciumBoron
@FranciumBoron 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong video, mate.
@briangruenewald7536
@briangruenewald7536 2 жыл бұрын
23:10 “Thanks for nothin’, Jeffrey!” My middle name is insulted, Seán!
@KevinRay_man
@KevinRay_man 2 жыл бұрын
Lixian just absolutely nailed it with his animated persona. That lil guy is perfect and I honestly look forward to, and wait for, the moment that he enters the video. That lil backstabber is somehow just the most endearing lil fella I've ever come across.
@theloneproton6848
@theloneproton6848 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@DarkKnight-yd5du
@DarkKnight-yd5du 2 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the epic fight.
@MoSquito_02_
@MoSquito_02_ 2 жыл бұрын
I do find their interactions to be fun and entertaining as well.
@f-ckmyr0fil798
@f-ckmyr0fil798 2 жыл бұрын
No one is going through 🚾🛂🛃🛅🛅
@548Shen
@548Shen 2 жыл бұрын
Literally 💯 percent how I feel
@kaela_marie
@kaela_marie 2 жыл бұрын
Image playing an online game and thinking "who's this idiot who keeps getting themselves killed" then find out it's none other than Markiplier 🤣
@cappuccinosnephew1382
@cappuccinosnephew1382 2 жыл бұрын
"My king, may you forgiveth me for thy trespasses."
@lyddiharvey
@lyddiharvey 2 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if they added in a feature later down the line where you can record some personalized, short voice clips for your own taunts and war cries for your character. Imagine playing this and suddenly you hear Mark yelling as he charges at you down a hill XD That feature would probably make the battle field 10x more chaotic, but it would be a sight to behold.
@darkraingamez7057
@darkraingamez7057 2 жыл бұрын
That would be the funniest shit.
@captainkiok881
@captainkiok881 2 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted the ability to add my own voice lines to games in like custom modes or single player, like I think am an aspiring voice actor and can do some really good accents and impressions. I just want to inflate my ego even further by hearing my own voice in game lol
@cautiouslycynical9786
@cautiouslycynical9786 2 жыл бұрын
"Because you pay me mahney". I'm ambivalent about Markiplier. But god damn if this wasn't the most honest sponsored video I've ever seen.
@pigeon3935
@pigeon3935 2 жыл бұрын
They do indeed pay him mahney
@CourtneyJackson
@CourtneyJackson 2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: I wish I had a weapon Also markiplier: I’m throwing it!
@shreyanshsingh379
@shreyanshsingh379 2 жыл бұрын
@Rita :) how the hell is the bot giving a reply that seems like someone would probably write
@fabledgacha
@fabledgacha 2 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for nothing, JEFFERY!" *proceeds to get punched in the face*
@Yael-bh3ss
@Yael-bh3ss 2 жыл бұрын
Mark gets a sponser: “Epic games I love you “ 2 weeks later Mark: epic games is dead to me
@lilporky8565
@lilporky8565 2 жыл бұрын
God, I hope.
@thegeneralgamer4921
@thegeneralgamer4921 2 жыл бұрын
_mark grabs his laptop, and slowly starts playing games from 20 different launchers, rating each launcher along the way_
@Yael-bh3ss
@Yael-bh3ss 2 жыл бұрын
@@thegeneralgamer4921 lol
@thefakegodfather8470
@thefakegodfather8470 2 жыл бұрын
This is ganna probably happen
@Mogi.
@Mogi. 2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier about to be sponsored by everyone
@ChargeQM
@ChargeQM 2 жыл бұрын
Except for Del Monte.
@githane
@githane 2 жыл бұрын
Except for green giant, del Monte, Mr patch, Takis, and a few others lol. I'm glad he hasn't picked up the deal with the prebuilt PC company that's charging $2000 for a 3080.
@drantigon
@drantigon 2 жыл бұрын
Listen to the Distractible podcast, plenty of sponsors there
@wellatleastimhere1974
@wellatleastimhere1974 2 жыл бұрын
As is correct
@doggiedoge
@doggiedoge 2 жыл бұрын
He gives too much free advertisement that they don't care anymo
@yeeticusyeet3746
@yeeticusyeet3746 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: spells out his name in the intro. My brain: “Ah! It’s demons! RUN JIM! RUN! RUUUUNNN!
@palindrome5780
@palindrome5780 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm talking now!" I was literally crying laughing
@wiggywoman5184
@wiggywoman5184 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't have any medicals but I can scream" kind of sums up the American health system
@UndeadTerror1079
@UndeadTerror1079 2 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the debt
@cappuccinosnephew1382
@cappuccinosnephew1382 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the half a year's paycheck they'll be charging you.
@kam2894
@kam2894 2 жыл бұрын
not really
@SmileMyers
@SmileMyers 2 жыл бұрын
Not really
@sirenouir4250
@sirenouir4250 2 жыл бұрын
This thread screamed my name
@skyetan86
@skyetan86 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Jack's voice at 23:10 reminds me that his last video was three weeks ago and I miss him. Hope he's doing well on his break.
@alexanderelderhorst2107
@alexanderelderhorst2107 2 жыл бұрын
Epic: sponsors Mark everyone: you weren't supposed to do that...
@Cyancat123
@Cyancat123 2 жыл бұрын
I mean the Epic Games store is pretty good. I got GTA 5 for free on there.
@heyhey5462
@heyhey5462 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cyancat123 The store is fine - the company is the issue. Look at Fortnite. It was supposed to have an actual campaign. Now it's just a battle royale with a toxic community which may come close to rivalling League (this may or may not be an overstatement). The store is fine, Epic as a game company though is just... Not that good.
@earthing3696
@earthing3696 2 жыл бұрын
@@heyhey5462 fortnite is not a toxic community 🤔
@Mc-.23
@Mc-.23 2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: Epic games is my only sponsor Alien Ware: m’kay
@salemcrow5078
@salemcrow5078 2 жыл бұрын
19:32 “Who healed me? Is there medics in this game?” Meanwhile, on screen: Healed by gamerxlon126
@RespawnJupiter
@RespawnJupiter 2 жыл бұрын
23:10 Seán: "Thanks for nothing, Jeffery" Jeffery: so you have chosen... *death*
@islandgrinch3023
@islandgrinch3023 Жыл бұрын
i knew i heard his voice! i came to the comments for anyone else lol
@MiSHy302
@MiSHy302 2 жыл бұрын
22:02 killed me, especially when he started typing. His real-life gibberish talk made it into chat. 😂🤣
@thickhuntressthighs_4675
@thickhuntressthighs_4675 2 жыл бұрын
"I'M THROWING IT!!" *hits teammate or misses the enemy*
@aroalgezion5299
@aroalgezion5299 2 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey!" *SMACK* **DIES**
@noahpate3871
@noahpate3871 2 жыл бұрын
That was Sean believe it or not
@branemadic4860
@branemadic4860 2 жыл бұрын
i keep dying laughing on that
@art_games_and_writing9778
@art_games_and_writing9778 2 жыл бұрын
@@noahpate3871 really??? 😮
@Mikeological
@Mikeological 2 жыл бұрын
@@noahpate3871 I was about to ask that, it sounded so familiar
@revamiller6443
@revamiller6443 2 жыл бұрын
@@noahpate3871 I thought it was.
@Model8197
@Model8197 2 жыл бұрын
*The title says it all, Mark stabs people in this video.*
@plantenbak5854
@plantenbak5854 2 жыл бұрын
What’s up checkmark
@mariodude7424
@mariodude7424 2 жыл бұрын
Check mark .
@lunar58071
@lunar58071 2 жыл бұрын
@@plantenbak5854 verified people have now been degraded to "checkmark person"
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 2 жыл бұрын
@@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
@fadi172
@fadi172 2 жыл бұрын
Verified
@eriya181
@eriya181 2 жыл бұрын
That opening cinematic was epic with the lion and the guy's head. The hype was real with that moment
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 2 жыл бұрын
"Listen, you're throwing a lot of stuff at me assuming that I'm actually going to be good at this which I don't think I will be but I will try my best" - Every student in existence ever
@MurfMan542
@MurfMan542 2 жыл бұрын
I like how mark didn't notice that the "Thanks For Nothing, Jeffrey" was actually Jacksepticeye.
@missachua
@missachua 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna believe he might've based on his reaction and just didn't comment on it. He could've been surprised/amused because it was such a random dialogue to start the scene off with, but maybe also he recognized it was him and it was doubly surprising.
@MasterOfShorts21
@MasterOfShorts21 2 жыл бұрын
@@missachua k? mr physiologist
@TheLibermania
@TheLibermania 2 жыл бұрын
So, why should Markiplier know that it's for Jacksepticeye?
@aroe4ce
@aroe4ce 2 жыл бұрын
@@missachua he laughed at the big punch that launched him because violence is haha funny
@justintrinchini3371
@justintrinchini3371 2 жыл бұрын
@@missachua I think you’re reading too far into this, it is not that deep.
@SpeedySonicX7
@SpeedySonicX7 2 жыл бұрын
“Thanks for nothing, Jefferey” I can’t unhear Sean
@dexeronstarsurge
@dexeronstarsurge 2 жыл бұрын
It is Sean
@-blu--blood-2616
@-blu--blood-2616 2 жыл бұрын
It is him
@SpeedySonicX7
@SpeedySonicX7 2 жыл бұрын
@@dexeronstarsurge Well there you go, then!
@christianwoodward1695
@christianwoodward1695 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@KingNedya
@KingNedya 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianwoodward1695 23:10
@bananapeely6924
@bananapeely6924 2 жыл бұрын
My friend when charging in to battle: "I'm attacking!" Me when charging into battle: "I soiled myself and nobody cares!"
@G00MER
@G00MER 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Plays tutorial* Mark when he starts the game: *Forgets parts of the tutorial*
@stephensmith8812
@stephensmith8812 2 жыл бұрын
Thats normal though.
@blakecacini8016
@blakecacini8016 2 жыл бұрын
Never remember the tutehrial
@tobi_dfwt8226
@tobi_dfwt8226 2 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect game for Mark to satisfy his masochistic urges.
@magicturtle4175
@magicturtle4175 2 жыл бұрын
True
@apisnundinae
@apisnundinae 2 жыл бұрын
*his limit testing urges
@akashbinning6194
@akashbinning6194 2 жыл бұрын
TIS BUT A SCRATCH
@Varrbariouss
@Varrbariouss 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JLin943
@JLin943 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely not enough person-crushing bosoms to satisfy all his urges though. Resident Evil really was the perfect game for him.
@atlashashorns
@atlashashorns 2 жыл бұрын
nobody: jack voicing for this game: "thanks for nothing, jeffrey!"
@kagemushashien8394
@kagemushashien8394 2 жыл бұрын
If Neebs and Jackcepticeye was morphed into a Knight:
@shanelaprarie40
@shanelaprarie40 2 жыл бұрын
"I have no sponsors." *Has literally been sponsored by Alienware on more than one occasion*
@Broly_TheMetroidFan
@Broly_TheMetroidFan 2 жыл бұрын
epic games: sponsored Markiplier me: perhaps I treated you too harshly
@freakcat101
@freakcat101 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I don't like this game, I mean I like this game..." gonna lose that sponsorship fast
@mae7287
@mae7287 2 жыл бұрын
when did he say that
@eugenekim6818
@eugenekim6818 2 жыл бұрын
He said "I like this game, I like this a lot"
@eugenekim6818
@eugenekim6818 2 жыл бұрын
If your talking about 14:00
@DeathlyDrained
@DeathlyDrained 2 жыл бұрын
"Spoils of War usually come after the battle though" > "Unlike your mother" I almost spit out my water
@THRE3KINGZStudios3kz
@THRE3KINGZStudios3kz 2 жыл бұрын
Lol Mark saying “Yee/You would never” just goes along with the gameplay
@mr.supreme4636
@mr.supreme4636 2 жыл бұрын
Mark please make a part 2!!! I love watching you play this!!!
@thethingy_doublet
@thethingy_doublet 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry guys. Markiplier just wants his new sponsor to give him MO-NEË.
@jackrobinson9339
@jackrobinson9339 2 жыл бұрын
Seems like his money is finally getting to him
@fours4ker381
@fours4ker381 2 жыл бұрын
Like a demented gang leader once said "I have a plan, we just need more MO-NEH"
@polt1664
@polt1664 2 жыл бұрын
​@@jackrobinson9339 what do you mean? all youtubers do sponsors, and atleast mark made this entertaining instead of just trying to get a quick buck
@jamiephilip79
@jamiephilip79 2 жыл бұрын
What about Tim Hortons?
@danwhowatches707
@danwhowatches707 2 жыл бұрын
@@polt1664 With a name like that it is probably a troll
@gordontheseal
@gordontheseal 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to play with real people and do terrible and then I’m going to go right back to the bots to make myself feel better” As an ex-Mordhau player that was me a lot of the time
@twinsketchy8945
@twinsketchy8945 2 жыл бұрын
moves away from mordhau from being pub stomped by tryhard blue team stackers
@Frankie_Sinatra
@Frankie_Sinatra 2 жыл бұрын
Bro this is just mordhau but I assume that is better idk
@Nervadane
@Nervadane 2 жыл бұрын
same, not ashamed to say it.
@gordontheseal
@gordontheseal 2 жыл бұрын
@Albert Wesker Mordhau is more competitive with while Chivalry 2 is easier to just jump in and have a fun time
@seaneklund2660
@seaneklund2660 2 жыл бұрын
Chivalry 1: I'm pretty fun but my combat is wonky UwU Mordau: Hold my beer peasant. HAVE AT THEM, BOYS Chivalry 2: Hmm I just. Might. Do that.
@gusazoth
@gusazoth 2 жыл бұрын
Chivalry Deadliest Warrior: Fuck balance, we got samurai and pirates!
@georgeszweden9497
@georgeszweden9497 2 жыл бұрын
18:18 13th century fedex was something else
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Жыл бұрын
The battle cries of all the voices and characters are literally one of the best things in the game
@akish302
@akish302 2 жыл бұрын
“OI SOILED MESELF AND NOBODY CARES!” That made me laugh so hard
@a_very_burnt_steak
@a_very_burnt_steak 2 жыл бұрын
I swear you're the only KZbinr that has successfully made me laugh at 4 AM without stopping! xDDDD
@gamithemighty5932
@gamithemighty5932 2 жыл бұрын
"This is My First Day!!!" "I soiled Me Self And Nobody Cares!!!" "Get them Before they Kill me!!!" "Go Blue team!!!"
@frostedmilk8065
@frostedmilk8065 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey I'm not a bottom!" -Markiplier 2021
@githane
@githane 2 жыл бұрын
He is such a SAM.
@raindrop5243
@raindrop5243 2 жыл бұрын
"Get on the bottom you basic bitch" - [Redacted Channel]; Mark to Ethan
@raindrop5243
@raindrop5243 2 жыл бұрын
@Samara Cinders you'd think so, but I'm getting the vibe that he's actually a soft/daddy top/dom, where he is a top, but he's a little more softer than the harder dominants that are stereotypical and shit. But again, that's just the vibe I get.
@butteredcornfr
@butteredcornfr 2 жыл бұрын
What has this conversation become
@raindrop5243
@raindrop5243 2 жыл бұрын
@@butteredcornfr idk
@bluelfsuma
@bluelfsuma 2 жыл бұрын
"That's a lot of emotes slots." MapleStory: "Psht. Amateurs."
@imanidiot1725
@imanidiot1725 2 жыл бұрын
tf2: "You we're saying?"
@mudkip.no2659
@mudkip.no2659 2 жыл бұрын
*I LOVE LIXAINS LITTLE CHARTER THING IT LOOKS SO CUTE LMAOOO*
@skullxbreaker0660
@skullxbreaker0660 2 жыл бұрын
22:48 idk why but this game me bite of 87 vibes. Like “was that the slaughter of coxwell?!”
@Red-jr9qm
@Red-jr9qm 2 жыл бұрын
"Not sure if I'm allowed to say that." I don't see why not. After all, being sponsored directly translates to "they pay you mah-knee"
@seran3638
@seran3638 2 жыл бұрын
I would also like to have a knee, mine hurts
@RMGamingBD
@RMGamingBD 2 жыл бұрын
"i soiled me self and nobody cares" - Markiplier 2021
@wolfie9070
@wolfie9070 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally a copy of another comment
@mariodude7424
@mariodude7424 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@michaeljackson8390
@michaeljackson8390 2 жыл бұрын
@@rlmgoodvideosoutinmychanne1685 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
@fadi172
@fadi172 2 жыл бұрын
Verified
@splyntered
@splyntered 2 жыл бұрын
Dear God, you got all the bots
@KxmpleteKxllapse
@KxmpleteKxllapse 2 жыл бұрын
the screaming in the game is legit the most hilarious thing
@kakashiuzumaki8541
@kakashiuzumaki8541 2 жыл бұрын
How many times you wanna mention that you're sponsored? Markiplier: Yes
@Sydlxia
@Sydlxia 2 жыл бұрын
“Because they pay me,, M o han nee” -Markiplier
@DragoNate
@DragoNate 2 жыл бұрын
"Ammo's all gone!" *holds arrow in hand but refuses to freaking fire it
@buriedlight9821
@buriedlight9821 2 жыл бұрын
Mark is literally the Kenny of video games sometimes. Especially in this game.
@natanprzybylko7227
@natanprzybylko7227 2 жыл бұрын
9:03 THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
@JeweledLove
@JeweledLove 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I finally have a Sponsor" _Everybody liked that_
@VixenVulpix266
@VixenVulpix266 2 жыл бұрын
Yep he sure does JeweledLove
@MrBanditoRazor
@MrBanditoRazor 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: Its Epic Games *Nobody liked that*
@Timotheuster
@Timotheuster 2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: **Charges in** Sabaton: *THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!*
@proshredda91
@proshredda91 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment on this video!
@kingink7964
@kingink7964 2 жыл бұрын
not enough tanks for this to be good for sabaton lmaoo
@Solaire_Of_Astora420
@Solaire_Of_Astora420 2 жыл бұрын
My fav sabaton song 🤟🔥🤟
@thecryophile4195
@thecryophile4195 2 жыл бұрын
Would honestly love to see you play more of this
@desireedaniellejones6781
@desireedaniellejones6781 2 жыл бұрын
All i can hear for the last 10 minutes is Sean yelling random stuff in the background😂😂😂
@sneakyeze
@sneakyeze 2 жыл бұрын
“RRTWR” really got me for some reason 😭
@Urban_Goose
@Urban_Goose 2 жыл бұрын
And ur crying bout it?!
@kingvenombro
@kingvenombro 2 жыл бұрын
Markiplier is the best on KZbin no cap
@coldleaf4204
@coldleaf4204 2 жыл бұрын
duhh
@shmeppo2575
@shmeppo2575 2 жыл бұрын
Grass is green
@mariodude7424
@mariodude7424 2 жыл бұрын
Yup check mark
@kelseywu3723
@kelseywu3723 2 жыл бұрын
Fax
@Brandon-dl8dw
@Brandon-dl8dw 2 жыл бұрын
1000000000% the best youtuber
@AtomicFlounder42
@AtomicFlounder42 2 жыл бұрын
27:09 Mark: I'm devasting you That guy: *gets devastated by his own teammate for no reason*
@Mr.Moustache2
@Mr.Moustache2 2 жыл бұрын
Legends say the Giggling Fairyman killed thousands in the great war. Many heard his cries, nobody cared but he made them care, for his axe was bloody and his pants soiled.
@DheMon
@DheMon 2 жыл бұрын
Food Companies are just scared on giving him Sponsors this time around
@GuyMaleMan
@GuyMaleMan 2 жыл бұрын
a convoy of siege weaponry and tools to besiege their castle Markiplier: "is this like a delivery?"
@darkangel9367
@darkangel9367 2 жыл бұрын
LOL that was great 😂😂
@SpaceEmperorGenos
@SpaceEmperorGenos 2 жыл бұрын
"be careful, this one is sensitive and slippery like his mum" Oh, nice one, NikoBadii. You sure showed that guy.
@almightydoomgoose3499
@almightydoomgoose3499 2 жыл бұрын
i love how he just casually bonks someone in the forehead with the handle of his axe at 28:14
@therediodeerman5811
@therediodeerman5811 2 жыл бұрын
Mark masters the tutorial Immediately forgets everything and flails around hitting stuff
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