Stages of First Time Home Buyers

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[@donnamarsh3474]

Paying for a Lamborghini, but driving a Civic. Sad reality of us all.😢😢😢

[@renaemetcalf713]

Oh my goodness how real this is. It needs a part two where you realize all the minor repairs actually cost a ton of money.

[@jenmatt1923]

Closing costs, down payment, and an extra $80,000 for that checklist of needed repairs. 🤣

[@cjengland2365]

The realization that you're paying the bank 3X what the house is worth. 🤣

[@ABCEasyas--]

Pay off some extra principal if you have some money you can part with at the end of the month.

[@SimRacingVeteran]

I just paid my house in under 5 years. Job done.

[@nicolegio9173]

😢😢😢

[@jcrussell1448]

Never underestimate the power of HGTV to make the difficult look easy....

[@yisseroff1]

"I don't have any ability - uh - to not piss you off" This was perfect 🤣

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

The problem with a moustache is they tend to wear the wearer.

[@raimeyewens7518]

It’s looks like it came from the 1970’s. I want to call it something else but not on here lol.

[@lisachaffin3671]

I really don't wanna roast him cause like, he's trying, but it's just not working very well rn

[@extrovertedintrovert2900]

It's giving off "that one creep in the park" vibes

[@jshelton100]

Why buy a house when you can convert a storage unit into one? 😂

[@MOthanMost]

How sad

[@jennmende2673]

“They say the rate is fixed, do they call it that Bc I feel like I’m being neutered?” 😂😂😂

[@laurengay1238]

LOL I just bought my first house and this is so relatable. The “anyone in the mood for ramen” comment is hitting pretty close to home at this point 😂😂

[@cbpd89]

Truth! We had a week between moving in and getting our fridge, so we lived off ramen very literally until it arrived. Not that we could afford anything better anyway...

[@autumnbippus8161]

Ok, Jake. Your going to get some comments on the mustache, but what really matters is what your significant other thinks about it. If she likes it, great! If she doesn’t, it’s got to go man.

[@zombieluka]

Great way of putting it lol

[@johnc8209]

Lol no it doesnt. It looks insane. If she liked that he punches old ppl would that be okay, just cuz she likes it?? Haha your reasoning is stupid.

[@maryelizabeth2751]

I assumed the mustache was for extra laughs. If it’s not, sorry for the insult 😂

[@ADesquen]

Jake with a mustache is a whole new character

[@odora_allan]

Omg his moustache looks horrible Sorry I gotta be honest Am still a huge fan of the content though

[@laydsimba]

“Whose crow IS it???” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elderlypoodle9181]

I remember my husband saying “We could knock the fireplace and chimney down and rebuild it 10 feet over” 😎… Never happened

[@rhonda8231]

You are right... people are being saved from this show. God is using this show for His good. The flag was on the cameraman's personal equipment. He is an independent contractor, you can't dictate what someone does with their equipment.

[@crzycolchris]

I bought my house 3 and a half years ago and I'm still confused

[@blugreen123]

The most unrealistic part of this is a 28 year old being able to buy a house. 😆

[@danielmorea411]

I bought a house at 23. It is possible just maybe not a good idea.

[@VioletJoy]

I bought my first house at 23, but I worked a lot to save up for it.

[@anneg3513]

Not unrealistic in Texas

[@christinagaudreau3840]

I'm 59 and bought my first house at 19. Yes, things were different back in 1982. Lol Nowadays, I have no idea how kids can buy a house with them being so expensive. Renting isn't even affordable.

[@Tyche09]

I bought a house (new construction) at 26. It was much cheaper than renting an efficiency sized apartment in my area.

[@grahamedconing]

The dad being board is so relatable

[@SimRacingVeteran]

Is it? I wouldn’t know.

[@forman208]

He was so fucking board

[@carolinerich7213]

HILARIOUS! And since I’m an Escrow Officer, I laughed especially hard. :)

[@SimRacingVeteran]

So you go around taking advantage of people on a daily basis? Little work for mucho dollars. I see.

[@nicolegio9173]

I still don't get how escrow works and I have my third home lol😅

[@lukeharvie3342]

Jake Ik you’re gonna get some hate for your mustache. Be prepared

[@smurphy8748]

😂😂 Omg. Just. No.

[@aleisterlilywhite1109]

Yeah…. I’m not going to hate but I don’t love it.

[@parks105]

I’m not a hater but it would be deserved lol 😂

[@lizard6444]

Yeah. He's rocking the 70's porn stash

[@benjaminream6749]

Molestache

[@leahbender7032]

As a 26 year old single woman who just bought a home, I felt this IN MY SOUL!

[@owlegrad]

I assume every comment is going to be about the mustache. Yup.

[@MadMonk67]

Just wait until the home is re-assessed post-sale and his taxes go up, making his escrow requirement and payment go up. That was my biggest WFT moment after buying my first home. 😄

[@MrsDazl]

Same. I warned my brother about this, too. He's about to buy one

[@ginapurcell1732]

the six months later part had me rolling 🤣🤣 I still don't understand most of what happened when I bought a house

[@sonnymominc9483]

When Brad said, "I don't have any ability to not piss you off"😂

[@cbpd89]

We spent HOURS trying to get the numbers to add up when we bought our first home. Went to the bank to ask them to explain it. They could not. There was just several thousand unexplained dollars that we were playing and had no idea what it went to and no one could explain it to us. It's been years, we've since moved, and it is still a mystery. I'm assuming the bank just padded to get some extra money from us, but who knows!

[@jinkiescoob]

Mustache will be fine; just like shave off the right side and left side and you’re grand.

[@glamgal28]

I can vote Republican 😂

[@biblioholic7139]

You forgot the part where you lose the bidding war on the first house, can't negotiate the seller down to a reasonable price on the second house, back out of the third house due to inspection findings then finally make it with the last house just to discover that interest rates went up and the first time buyer program that was available when you started looking is gone now. Or was that just me?

[@mtoboggan2364]

That mustache has strong predator energy

[@charzard1000]

most mustaches do these days

[@floridagirl8563]

Inspecagator!! 😂 Who’s crow is it?? 😂😂

[@big_guy68]

nah man you gotta shave that off

[@candidlycandace]

"do they call it that because I feel like I'm being neutered?" 💀💀

[@alisonjones9167]

I can vote Republican 💀😅😅😅 that has me rolling😂😂😂

[@TBIhope]

Hahaha yeah being a homeowner is a curse for now, but in 27 years, it’ll be a blessing, right? 😂

[@evirgil84]

The second half was amazing! 👏🏻 Seeing how little you’ve paid toward the actually mortgage is a bummer.

[@rhonda8231]

The flag was on the cameraman's personal equipment. He is an independent contractor. They cannot dictate what is on his personal equipment. They would have edited it out had they noticed it, but they didn't notice it.

[@BlueberryFundip]

The mustache doesn't work for his facial structure 😢

[@luckygurl70]

The last part is so relatable 😅. I didn’t see a noticeable dent in my mortgage until I was able to refinance. But, all these first time learning curves make us more aware for the next investment property/forever home!

[@ivyteacherwilson]

"The inspectigater"😂😂

[@mnguy494]

"We've thought about it, and we want to put an offer on this home!" - Ok, well within that time there was already 2 offers submitted and 1 of which is $10k over asking price.

[@Piinkstar17]

youre missing the many times your offer gets rejected for a random but that comes in with unlimited cash xD

[@nenewhouse]

Jake has Pixar dad vibes.

[@WeGoWayBack]

Seeing how little actually goes to your principal 😭😭😭

[@charliesaunders4744]

Jake the stache is sick my man, awesome video, keep up the content!

[@salamanda11]

I love the complete confusion about the appliances conveying with the house.

[@daved2436]

When did Jake turn into a cop with that mustache

[@louisaisthankful4603]

Convey with the house 😅 It's been too long since I've watched a home show.

[@mayflower473]

Is the mustache a ploy to get more comments on the video? Because if so, it's working...

[@JoshHoward313]

Jake’s stache is coming in nice! Getting ready for Top Gun 3!

[@zealous121]

Jake is actually a really good actor.

[@ugsvciwa]

I love the mustache! It really balances your face 👨🏽

[@eliotaley1247]

Sorry that mustache ain't working bud 🤣

[@jerryjanik480]

What's with the 1970s the baseball creepy mustache/Ron Jeremy mustache Vince McMahon bad guy from the villain from Rocky and Bullwinkle mustache

[@ABCEasyas--]

5 years ago… “the stages of a first time seller” I have enough equity for a down payment for sure! Then…so I make more money when I did when I bought the first house and I still only qualify for this much?!? Then…. Wow, I’m getting outbid by everyone…and they’re all cash offers?!? Then… okay, renting is not that bad.

[@slosh177]

My mortgage broker was amazing!!! I had so many questions answered about the loan and escrow before buying. Also those closing costs suck!!!

[@jacktodd4552]

Is that Miles Teller?

[@GPS_DS]

That’s some ‘stache, Jake.

[@SydneyAnne]

Firstttt, you guys are hilarious I love ur vids 😂

[@ashleyweiland8295]

"It feels like I'm buying a Lamborghini but I have to drive a Civic" 🤣🤣 So true

[@chrismellon127]

Nnnooooo. Mustache!!!!

[@saireecarr5477]

Like my wife’s gynecologist STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣 y’all are too funny

[@scsscs8990]

all the escrow lines had me rollin' 😄😄

[@kristinaharper7496]

The mustache has got to go!

[@sarahhardesty7696]

As a real estate agent I can confirm this is accurate.

[@GemsOfGrace]

Not sure what to make of the mustache 😆

[@youreahoot3]

I feel this for sure, sad that you can’t see a dent after paying on it even 4 years lol😂

[@karenk2409]

You have to pay extra and specifically label it for the principle. Refinance for 15 years and start doing that. It slowly accelerates until -whoosh- the mortgage disappears rapidly at the end. You will save $$$!

[@kathyfritz9962]

Jake, lose the stache

[@bigrigger5617]

What is with the Wooam Broom?

[@Joe-Car]

HILARIOUS. The timing and script was terrific! So funny!

[@carolinefpurcell]

This is so accurate, my husband and I bought our first house almost 2 years ago, and we were so confused at first. He was calling my dad and his, asking them all kinds of questions. Super stressful, but so worth it 😅 unless something breaks, then you have to fix it

[@KN-yk9kz]

Tht was so true about calling the mortgage consultant six months later to ask questions about what you have no idea about lol!!! Totally meet my mom when we bought our condo

[@noahcanbeatthisheat]

Thank you for an honest video! We don’t actually know what we are doing!! And Jake hell yeah to this mustache!! Rocking it so hard

[@crystalsorensen9246]

LOL!! My husband and I thought this was your funniest one yet! “Inflation” LOL

[@biancadavis5365]

Not me staring at the mustache

[@donnamarsh3474]

Is the stache for the wedding?

[@miks8]

Ive been paying mine for 5 years now, and from what I understand I somehow owe the bank more than at the start

[@olgazenteno4988]

Just love this one. 😅 I’m 54 and 3 years away from paying off mortgage 🤞🏽 but go through same logic questions daily. 🙃

[@grantschoen1726]

The last mortgage bit is gold... (lowers his voice) "I can vote republican, is that what I need to do?" 😅🤣😂

[@juliep1122]

I feel ya with the closing cost and escrow confusion

[@kimaparks2592]

Is this S. Crowl’s fault 💀🤣🤣

[@claywinters1357]

The gynecologist line 🤣🤣

[@clintandbecky7198]

🤣🤣🤣 it has to be escrows fault. Anyone in the mood for some Ramon?? It’s like driving a Civic but paying for a Lambo 😅😅😂😂😂

[@AvaRx-fo8cu]

No for the mustache But video is hilarious

[@VioletJoy]

Chip & Joanna Property Brothers Erin & Ben 😂😂😂 I love Erin & Ben. 🤍

[@karenk2409]

Never, ever get a mortgage for what the bank says you can "afford"! Translation: what we can get from you without you going bankrupt - just barely.

[@tabithaalphess2115]

Nonsense like this is why my hubby and I are going to buy a manufactured home. It's brand new, you can customize it, and then place it wherever you want. And they're actually affordable. I don't need this stress

[@sararistow6137]

Ok this was very relatable 😂 VERY RELATABLE.

[@kabc8547]

#1- I had to watch this video 2x #2- Yes, many 1st time homebuyers truly need 2 do better with learning how to really buy a home. This wss a great skit of ignorance. The ending with the broker being beyond uninterested in the questions was 😂

[@lisachaffin3671]

Jake, I'm sorry, but my initial response to the mustache was "Ban it Burn it." It's just very strange to get used to

[@weallhaveanopinion]

Every year we get a mortgage statement as to how much went to interest and how much to principal. I don't open it up. I tear it into tiny tiny little miniscule pieces of paper and burn it....every year...year after year.

[@dazzles8805]

With the moustache you look like Ned Flounders . Hidely ho neighbour 👋🏻

[@miks8]

Bruh, you do release you're selling a pacifier to adults with those airup things? Is wrong, man!

[@teresateresa8933]

Omg, that moustache, wow! Hope you shave before the wedding.

[@HeatherHogue73]

Jake, did your fiancé approve that mustache!?

[@wmom1816]

Jake's moustache distracted me the entire time...is it so he looks old enough to buy a house😅?

[@magicaladventuresyt]

I’ll do you one better… Why is an escrow?

[@jackg1899]

Jake dude that moustache is making you look like an Australian tradie fr.

[@Ashley_Baldwin]

I’ve only seen the title so far, BUT - yes, my life right now. 😂

[@jonahholt3274]

the mustache makes you look more like a comedian... take that however you want to

[@singleparentsavvy]

Did they both lose a bet and have to grow those mustaches?? LOL

[@steelheart33]

whend the mustache become part of the cast? i would like it to be a character