stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld) | Perfect Person Ep. 86

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MILES BONSIGNORE
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[@genetic_disruption]

Fresh cut with the bouncy bayang? Absolutely yes. Giving 90s heart throb

[@aliselynch]

seriously it stepped right off the set of Boy Meets World

[@sunshineinabag1451]

If Teal wants to get passive aggressive with Indigo she should offer Indigo a senior discount 😂

[@MsRoseCatcher]

Someone please make an edit with all the times Miles talked about his finger

[@PerfectPerson]

finger compilation extended cut

[@annagracecook]

@@PerfectPersonsounds dirty

[@stephanierapacz8601]

​@@PerfectPerson Release the #fingercut

[@ItsNT-D]

The Cut cut

[@raychipsd]

the haircut is giving grad student TA in sculpture or painting 101 at my art school

[@mariapizzaa]

The philosophy TA to art school TA pipeline 😂

[@clarawebster02468]

jay being a little floral assistant shouldve been on his bachelor resume

[@ericaconnor611]

YES

[@l1br4b1tch]

this show is just a way for miles to show off how cool all his friends are and i love it

[@alexawatchesstuff1512]

These guests are so sweet! I love when miles has his actual friends on the energy is so good

[@elonk4life]

Yes! Miles and the format of the pod are so perfect that it works with such a wide variety of guests (apart from one episode I found uncomfortable bc of rude guests but out of 85 perfect eps one meh one is negligible). But I have a soft spot for the guests Miles is more close with. Like the Rainie and Will episodes are always my favorites. This podcast is basically the only one where I will watch every episode regardless of whether I know of the guests because they are so consistently perfect and this episode is a perfect example of why.

[@alyssapayne2951]

@@elonk4life ok ill bite im curious which one u didnt like lol

[@elonk4life]

@@alyssapayne2951 ep 76. tbh I think the comments on the ep might've influenced my opinion a bit. Like it was just a bit off to me then I checked the comments and saw a lot of people with the same feeling. Definitely not bad or anything just less perfect than other eps in my opinion and the opinion of other members of miles nation it seems.

[@lolz6409]

the empire state building reveal 💀💀

[@victreebel170]

i was YELLING at the screen being like "NO READ THE WHOLE WIKIPEDIA"

[@nagarajanrekha]

omg loved kelly and zach new fave guests!! please bring them back they are so thoughtful and kind I could feel their supportiveness through the screen

[@Viscosity4]

agreed

[@elonk4life]

Yes!

[@mariapizzaa]

Justice for Zach! Honestly how can I trust Miles again after he tried to gaslight the Empire State Building into the Seattle Space Needle!!!!!

[@chelsuh614]

Okay, but, the image of being at the bar like "BA NA NA" is HILARIOUS 🤣

[@cookiedragon8234]

You knew this title was pure heat, my goodness

[@Cashhhhew]

“Flirt flirt banana” had me cackling

[@talia8764]

The “for sures” from Zach at Miles’s every comment KILL ME 😂

[@alexare6655]

It was,annoying af tbqh.

[@Gamooch]

Mild psychological war fair idea for indigo the chihuahua lady. At the end of the day fake a limp and say one of the dogs knocked you over that day and you hurt your hip. Then at pick up time you limp over to her and go to hand her the leash to her dog but oh no you drop it, and you can’t bend down and pick it up because of your injury. So she will have to bend down in front of you and pick it up herself. That’s it, make her bow. To someone as annoying as her it will probably upset her ego.

[@kayakb]

best moment “…empire state building” and how wide Miles’s eyes got

[@cassandrascanlon1378]

86 😮❤🎉 we've come a long way buddy I remember the announcement for the start of this pod so happy to see how well it's doing

[@zoejohnson7596]

Teal sounds like she deserves to tell that monster Karen off lmao

[@ellaperna]

As a North Carolinian, I feel very represented by the Harris Teeter shout out 10/10

[@brandygreen865]

The Dip and Dot side convo in the middle of the problem was perfect 🤣🤣🤣

[@ginger646]

Banana must be added to the sound board 😂

[@Cashhhhew]

That was too quick and smooth 😂

[@crowzteeth6176]

hey miles I just wanted to say I listen to this podcast all the time. I’ve been grieving someone for the past four months and your podcast is genuinely so funny it helps me forget for awhile. I especially love listening to when you talk about grief on the podcast, it helps me feel so not alone. Keep up the amazing work 🫶 dedicated fan here

[@crowzteeth6176]

Sorry this isn’t really a funny comment, I’m just so happy your podcast exists!

[@mollywillo]

Miles doing the bo yo yoing not once but 3 times consecutively to find where to bleep is *chefs kiss*

[@alexare6655]

It was cause of three bleeps duh.

[@021kelsie]

you HAVE to do the 100th Ep call marathon! 🎉

[@francis2fly]

You look sooo good Miles! It made you look younger and even more handsome.

[@sleepypup]

58:19 I was mid inhaling 🍃 and CHOKED 😂😂😂 I need the merch Flirt Flirt 🍌

[@AmethystKaianna]

The third caller is walking a thin line, internet safety and all that. Yes, the guy has a tiktok and it blew up and they would love having someone who is a fan buuut wearing the same shirt... It really depends on perspective. There's a How I Met Your Mother episode on this where there is a thin line between creepy and romantic and it all depends on the person on the receiving end.

[@victreebel170]

yeah 3rd caller, unfortunately, gave off desperate virgin vibes. in reality, it's really sad to create a relationship with a stranger instead of trying to meet people in real life. and also super awkward to call *a near internet celebrity* about crushing on near internet celebrities.

[@emilykpaige]

It definitely gave parasocial and I hope everything is okay

[@ginalikesbread]

haircut is giving rizzler

[@livelaughlabotomy4275]

Every person in this video has my dream hair

[@finavalenzuela6648]

Miles’ hair looks AMAZING

[@-streaminadream-5356]

can’t wait to hear all about the haircut in depth on the trypod. amazing episode, ilovetheguests

[@tracixglenn]

"Peeling greepfruit" brought me to absolute tearssss😭🤣😭

[@kirkpelletier]

I need busin on the Patreon miles

[@audiesimmons]

miles your hair looks SO good!

[@ZebraSplash]

Binging this pod is single handedly getting me through this wave of depression.

[@1Hannahs]

Love the haircut, love the guests, loved the callers. Great episode!! My absolute favorite podcast 🩷

[@clarawebster02468]

well now zach is gonna have to design some orange peel merch

[@carissamacdonald5600]

Him being right about the Empire State Buliding then made to feel like he was wrong really got to me lol.

[@Gamooch]

Kelly and Zach are amazing guests, so funny and great advice!! The dreams thing at the end hit me. Please have them more often!!

[@jennyw5904]

Mileeessss the cut is so cuuute!!

[@veronicatheawesome8480]

Was Miles talking about grapefruits or pomegranates? He uses the term "fruit beads" and I cannot fathom what part of a grapefruit could be described like that 😂😂

[@tawnyew]

Whoever made the thumbnail for this episode deserves all the flowers 😂

[@aliselynch]

you activated that very specific harris teeter food lion nostalgia in me. dying for north carolina all the sudden.

[@anonymixx8106]

I find it hilarious that we all knew what Miles meant when he said peeling grapefruits was a part of his personality 😂 we all know that person lmao

[@brynna8619]

Petition for "Love the callers" and "BANANA" to be added to the soundboard

[@alexiswhite1511]

No no, THIS (honestly plus will of course) is my dream blunt rotation

[@2948jdjdj]

These were cute and nice guests I enjoyed them !

[@acherryproTV]

unironically miles this rebrand is actually working 😭

[@anonymixx8106]

7:15 crying at this grapefruit bit 😂😂😂

[@sierraschannel100]

I loved this podcast!! Zach was hilarious.

[@marianasiqueira7182]

Looooove the haircut!

[@iizmizzhungary]

JUSTICE FOR ZACH HOLY SHIT I was getting so irrationally angry 43:23

[@emgermain]

Drink every time they say for sure 😂😂😂

[@patiencekillz]

i see the words tiktok and cult and i’m IN

[@MyNameIs21Characters]

omg the underwear fear is REAL i was so scared of that for what or if my socks didn't match that somehow the school would inspect our socks

[@um2913]

I look forward to this every week

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

the amount miles was able to reference the last five years brought me much joy

[@kellyamb213]

“Oh I’ve seen your videos” instead of “I love your videos”. Miles is king of game! Sarah didn’t stand a chance 😂❤

[@kabean09]

Miles' haircut looks so good!!

[@danir9736]

Miles better voice shaggy if there is ever a new movie bc he’s just naturally shaggy

[@musicbycarolinebauer]

Miles! Your haircut is so great! Congratulations!

[@samanthagooding5493]

Miles’ haircut is giving zaddy 😍

[@emilydecker9857]

I have been binging all the episodes and I absolutely love the chemistry of this group! 🎉 10/10 🌟

[@CardinalDrake]

My God, is Meg talking about the tiktok dance cult from that Dancing For the Devil documentary?!

[@artromba]

miles ur new haircut is giving kid who pulls his pants all the way down at the urinal (u look great tho)

[@eyejay404]

okay I am absolutely dying at this comment

[@jules194]

Well it's *only* bc of the Sauce, that's why Miles would need to take 'em off !!

[@user-yt2ig7mt6i]

I have a HUGE crush on a hot geologist I’ve technically never met and I feel unbelievably seen rn. I have literally listened to mastermind about him before😭😭😭

[@ParkerTime10]

I really appreciated the Last Five Years references 😂😂😂

[@goatedgoob]

yes miles the cut is fire

[@chweescake]

miles loving the l5y makes him even more perfect and like i didnt even know that was possible

[@nonabonn]

Mile your haircut looks so good. High energy look

[@proteaoaxaca5204]

Miles you might as will change your name to Meals because that haircut ATE

[@sumaraahmad5567]

“flirt-flirt-flirt-banana” 😂

[@hayleyoesch1313]

Salut from France! #rainiewasright

[@bug.me.with.a.caterpie]

Boooo

[@hayleyoesch1313]

@@bug.me.with.a.caterpie Sure, I'm not French, so boo away haha

[@enthusiasticaboutbirds]

Omg my dog is named Indigo so that whole call had me a little on edge 😂

[@motherj1208]

Is it Walk of the Earth??? That's totally what came to my mind

[@katiendless]

the haircut is great :D

[@ksblondie22]

You gotta try a pomelo peeled and segments peeled

[@Emily-ci6vc]

whenever I have bitchy or insistent customers, I just tell them “I understand your frustration, however, I do not have control over these policies.“ they usually take it to my manager then and leave me alone

[@sulsulsunday432]

Damn dude, the haircut slaps

[@WilliamVBristol]

Here for the single .5 second wide cut.

[@xxAlexixx88]

BLESS UP MILES FINALLY GOT a haircut. Looks good Miles 👍🏽

[@marie-christinelord6433]

Dannnng that haircut is fire!

[@tilicia]

Shout out Harris Teeter! My hubby works for Harris Teeter distribution 😉

[@eunhaslover]

#OnePerfectPeeler 🍊

[@elsan06]

Miles, you have the coolest friends!!!

[@raynance8105]

Obsessed with kelly

[@iman81369]

Zach sounds just like Kurtis Conner omfg

[@ofthenearfuture]

love the new doo

[@ktswing88]

Zach and Kelly are such a cool couple 😎

[@PokhrajRoy.]

New Haircut? You look cute. ❤

[@motherj1208]

Miles, what music do you use for the final segment?

[@marikokuma]

haircut was a good choice!!

[@bug.me.with.a.caterpie]

For sure

[@kalokai_ri]

Ngl id love to see Brennan Lee Mulligan on an episode

[@RL-xm5bz]

I thought Jay was on the show today 😂

[@jacquelynchin5513]

The Meg one with the Sleepless in Seattle / music group thing,,,, I’m convinced it’s the Gaia Music Collective 😂 cuz I’ve gone to one of their events and found them from tiktok. Maybe I’m delulu but that’s where my mind went

[@futuroid]

Peelers Rise!

[@ghina4251]

Never been this early! #MilesNation

[@CB____]

New cut? Hot