STANDING HERE, I REALIZE but in HD and Extended to about 1 hour (also with the Mariachi Skin)

#MetalGearRisingRevengeance
Not perfect but I'm happy with the end result. :)
➠Song: It Has To Be This Way (Platinum Remix) - Jimmy Gnecco

[@DioZMio]

My Computer almost died, so I couldn't make it longer than a hour. Even that was already a "back-breaking task" for it and barely manageable.

[@asrieldreemurr1918]

Worth it

[@maddox3812]

Worth

[@timmyg8888]

W o r t h

[@DioZMio]

@@timmyg8888 "I'm still worthy!" :D

[@Y_N2006]

@@DioZMio you are indeed worthy

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

Strongest person in the universe vs The man who asked

[@justabrokezombie6252]

*I* asked

[@Dan_Kanerva]

strongest zoomer who think he cool af for saying "who asked" VS weakest "we don't need to ask for you to voice what you think" enjoyer

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

@@Dan_Kanerva Average makes another meme to piss on others vs Chad doesn't respond and leaves the comment alone

[@ltb1345]

Strongest person in the universe vs The uncle who works at Nintendo

[@near172]

fr tho where ur head

[@Vanzgars]

Average DPS Fan VS Average Tank Enjoyer

[@mostlyjovial]

This is the gold medal comment. Congrats!

[@arandomtwilek7261]

Here is a cookie🍪

[@nilli111]

Inaros Prime moment

[@aspiringadonis1253]

Until you play terraria, where it's either "I'm a tank and I die in 4 hits" or "I'm a ranger who dies in 3 but I do enough damage to level a small continent within a day"

[@cheeseboi4217]

@@aspiringadonis1253 just play multi-class lol

[@clover_omega]

The ones who watched first seconds of 1h video VS the ones who watched full 1h video

[@bswabb-the-lad]

I shall watch the entire thing tomorrow

[@bwill3998]

How parents think their child is gonna start acting when they play video games

[@potatotaxi]

No cap

[@arby627]

1st grader vs pe teacher

[@CoolJ4zz]

You're almost as based as the Senator, son.

[@justcallmekai1554]

*"Violence breeds Violence but in the end it has to be this wayyy"*

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

Well if they think we're gonna be acting like Senator Armstrong I don't see the issue

[@itsy-bitsyspider4172]

"Me trying to convince this guy to use regular skin in this meme"

[@DioZMio]

"I like you, Jack, so I'm giving you another shot."

[@UltimateDudeGuy]

@@DioZMio you know what?, fuck this meme, i just want the original skin in 4k!

[@Papa_Straight]

@@UltimateDudeGuy yes

[@silverstorm1233]

Me an intellectual: Use the desperado skin

[@HypercomboProduction]

@@silverstorm1233 Putin skin

[@obesechickennugget6323]

This is how kids go to attack their 40000 pound ogre mom once they break the leash

[@Jos4390]

When you're a tank with healing attributes

[@Not_MissHina]

And +70 damage reduction when opponent hits you, please nerf

[@timmyg8888]

When you have 2.5k armor on your Warframe and you put on Rejuvenation and Life Strike

[@a7madvsouls591]

When you have 900 armor in skyrim and challenge someone to brawling with you

[@giornoisbestjojo605]

@@timmyg8888 A Warframe reference, I love it

[@justabrokezombie6252]

So... Noelle from Genshin Impact ?

[@LeaveMeAloneFBI]

The guy who maxes out attack VS the guy who maxes out defense

[@purplebruh947]

speed*

[@abelenriquez1709]

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

[@potatotaxi]

Strongest atk fan vs weakest def enjoyer

[@littlemoth4956]

@@potatotaxi When you're trapped in a boss fight because you can't do enough damage to override their regen

[@callofhaloinfinite6336]

*The girl who maxes out defense so she wouldn't get hurt*

[@tf2ctfenjoyer673]

Mining fatigue vs dirt block

[@Not_MissHina]

"Why wont you die!" "Upgraded nether armor son!"

[@ShockInazuma]

“It hardens in response to sharpness V critical hits. You can’t hurt me, Jack.”

[@Adanish-oe6lf]

Raiden:*punch* Armstrong: *gets no damage* What did i just said

[@Moh-Moh]

Armstrong! I said my netherite sword was a tool of justice but now...... I'm not so sure.... Besides I stole this blade.

[@Prvee16]

/effect give @p regeneration 10000 10000

[@thesmilingplanet6108]

@@Prvee16 /effect RAIDEN strength 999999 225 Alright let’s dance!

[@IcarusMundi]

The strongest Twitter Doxxer vs the Weakest homeless Guy.

[@isanlee]

Best comment

[@necrodeus222]

God Comment

[@cozmic124]

based comment

[@Madman19877]

Good comment

[@corollalucifer648]

Based

[@rithloveyou9737]

She: babe im pregnant Me:

[@lasterent]

Thats CRAZY

[@GooberBoi6000]

The child is tanking.

[@Yongy7448]

🤰

[@theseekerofdankness959]

"Violence breeds violence" actually Armstrong seems pretty chill

[@untitleduck9623]

Not at 59:58

[@YgoS.S.O]

@@untitleduck9623 there is no 59:58

[@user-zb4jk4zq8t]

@@YgoS.S.O that's because he seems pretty chill

[@vivelespatat2670]

@@untitleduck9623 You are the guy who knows Obama's last name

[@luxzord865]

Barely counts as violence, it's more like tickles.

[@eggy6815]

Ikea employees trying to stop me from using the display toilets:

[@sparten1192]

Which one are you raiden or Armstrong

[@gamingmoyai3950]

@@sparten1192 he’s both.

[@sparten1192]

@@gamingmoyai3950 shit

[@b0rt119]

@@sparten1192 Literally.

[@PrederNationteam74]

*Excuse me... The store is now closed; please exit the building*

[@clover_omega]

Every discord moderator together VS the guys who have social life, and touching grass everyday

[@Warlord_Megatron]

*Guy touching grass looses*

[@clover_omega]

@@Warlord_Megatron then its guy touching grass in summer vs guy touching grass in winter

[@Warlord_Megatron]

@@clover_omega since there's no vegetation in winter(and hence no grass), guy touching grass in summer looses cause touching grass is a game loosing move

[@BigIndividual]

POV: You're fighting a boss you're supposed to lose to for story purposes but don't know it yet.

[@littlemoth4956]

I actively seek these bosses out in games. Love ‘em

[@Empty_Bottle]

yeah wasted my temporary buff also the boss didn't die he changed form

[@DariusGOLaru]

I be like "nah I'm damaging him i can beat his ass"

[@Empty_Bottle]

i mean yeah thats how i think but a soon as his health bar hits zero he changed form like wth I can't beat that.

[@grimwolf485]

Ah yes the fucking

[@dylanstabarbara1309]

Another thing is while raiden is punching Armstrong for an hour He is in ripper from as we speek meaning Armstrong lasted for a whole hour of raiden in full power. And didn't gave a shit.

[@DioZMio]

Same for Frieza in "Dragon Ball Super: Broly". Gets his ass beaten for a hour by Broly and "still doesn't give a shit". 🤪

[@epix5385]

I bet Frieza was traumatized with broken bones and bruises because of that

[@solas-5176]

Nanomachines, son!

[@skeletonnoise6178]

Well he played college ball

[@shawnmoore8460]

@@skeletonnoise6178 at some cushy ivy league school

[@Benerfe]

Strongest illegal alien vs the Weakest border patrol agent

[@JustinY.]

When you realize Raiden does all of that just to chip Armstrong's shirt HP

[@overlordvera4014]

Been a while since I've seen one of your comments.

[@JahoSelamaj]

You're here too

[@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666]

Been awhile friend

[@Hox5124]

woah already

[@warmpereer65]

can't wait for this comment to get 1 k + likes

[@Incognito_Blazer]

Strongest Protagonist vs Weakest Cameraman

[@Launch32894]

They say he's still punching to this day.

[@Sleepy_Aj]

Me trying to give my drunk dad a taste of his own medicine

[@angeltapia1390]

Dunno if this is hilarious or sad af

[@randomshrimp372]

No use in trying to beat a veteran

[@accounthack8028]

“Beer, son.” “It makes me invulnerable to any pain. You can’t hurt me, Jack.”

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

Your Drunk dad is so sigma you punched him for a hour and he just stood there, while drunk

[@No-yn7ry]

Did you eventually get a red sword to defeat him.

[@Big_Pound]

Strongest stand user vs weakest hamon enjoyer

[@Saboo77]

💯

[@Zenitsu_official3]

Ora

[@Zenitsu_official3]

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora

[@potatoheadxd7891]

@@Zenitsu_official3 I totally agree

[@valeriikozan]

I'm not surprised this comment wrote by Giga Chad

[@sizzlekirbi2702]

The guy with attack speed hacks vs the guy with invulnerability hacks

[@miles6978]

This guy’s fingers must be non existent after mashing X for this long

[@fernando47180]

Grind your thumb down to the bone!

[@seromniconciente8689]

@@fernando47180 truly a sigma

[@couchpotato7909]

All's left is a nub on his forearm

[@mechamonkeymancityboat7785]

The X button vs the finger of the guy who mashed for an hour

[@Dishanta_Goswami]

His thumb grew extra muscles

[@GameHunter4529]

Funny story: After beating MGR (Easy mode cause I'm new) I literally dreamed of Armstrong flexing so hard that the nanomachines flexed even harder with his muscles, making him bulkier then he already was.

[@GameHunter4529]

@Thelonelygamer43 idk why tho

[@CMSonYT]

Bro YES

[@GameHunter4529]

@@CMSonYT it was terrifying

[@GameHunter4529]

@Varsancton HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Are you challenging my Motivation?

[@alonelyperson6031]

@@GameHunter4529 Are you motivated enough for it?

[@mathurinsimpson3816]

Making the mother of all enchiladas, Jack. Can't fret over every chili.

[@downbadguy]

am i the only one that read this in a mexican accent?

[@fobo3361]

Note raiden's 0.1% away from death Can we get this man a Gatorade

[@silenc3068]

Depending on the difficulty, the guy recording just let Armstrong rock his shit to jump to this bit, but if it was on Revengeance or Very Hard mode, it’s because the guy playing was playing flawlessly, as otherwise Armstrong will one-tap you

[@shakkoryu]

@@silenc3068 I did both Excelsus and Armstrong no damage with S rank in Very Hard and almost cried because Armstrong two shoots you with max hp and Excelsus attacks are a bitch to predict

[@elijahfyffe5176]

All it would take is one flick

[@ISTAREINURSOL]

nah he needs a baja blast

[@tannhair]

Massive respect to this guy for mashing X for an entire hour.

[@Fentnihilator]

It’s edited 🗿

[@Wapple180]

@@Fentnihilator I'm not redditor but r/woooosh

[@masterchief5603]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@darthnox125]

@@Fentnihilator no shit Sherlock. They were being sarcastic

[@Fentnihilator]

@@darthnox125 well this is the least sarcastic looking statement ive ever seen in the internet i can usually tell if they are

[@realpuggo3739]

Raiden: punching rapidly trying to beat is opponent. Armstong: tummy massage :D

[@atius2551]

I bought this game a week ago just because of this meme but im still kind of disappointed that this part doesnt play in the Punching Scene

[@josiahm.8711]

Was it just the ps3 version or is it on pc?

[@siposmarton8324]

@@josiahm.8711 they mean the music

[@trash1614]

Other then that, did you enjoy the game?

[@bryanpineda2096]

@@trash1614 I sure did.

[@sasaki999pro]

I mean for memes its fine but its far better saved for the final round in the context of the actual fight when both Armstrong and Raiden have had their resolves fully tested and Raiden is given his second wind thanks to Bladewolf and Sam's last recording. They meet as equals in that moment where as Raiden here in this video is on the backfoot having his moral hypocrisy challenged (and eventually crushed when armstrong snaps his sword, his "tool of justice" bathed in countless bloodshed.)

[@twistedwolf5423]

When you max out speed and agility over Hp and attack to fight the super boss.

[@hathu5185]

More like maxing out defense.Maxing hp just make your health big.

[@dizzyheads]

@16. ธณาเทพ พรมที That's why you get max defence :)

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Castle Crashers be like:

[@gamerits]

@@TheFirstCurse1 fr

[@thatoneguy2882]

@@TheFirstCurse1 true

[@tenientequeso9195]

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[@sic996]

This lyrics works until 22:10. Where is the rest of the lyrics? (Yes, I kept singing untill I read it all and it finished at 22:10)

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

infinite loop

[@Taimalnahas]

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[@Munin_Artthanaporn]

​@@sic996 respect

[@captain_frozo891]

Mad lads

[@goggle7308]

When the quiet kid runs out of ammo and the only person left is the principal

[@therulebreaker367]

principal armstrong

[@davidthor4405]

“Played college ball, y’know”

[@L4zyWarlord]

@@davidthor4405 At some cushy Ivy league school

[@coltonwhite2518]

@Connor Melling "I'm not one of these beltway pansies. I could break the president in two....with my bare hands."

[@goldprime118]

@@coltonwhite2518 don't fuck with THIS senator!

[@cybernetix_1440]

Notice how Armstrong instantly regenerates back to 97% of his hp but not 100%, this means he has the power to go back to full hp but chooses not to give Raiden an illusion that he can win if he punches him faster than he can regenerate.

[@jarinoxborrow6151]

Thats actually armstrongs shirts hp and it has regenerative aspects too

[@thebarrelv232]

Uh no? That’s just because the video is looped, his health actually goes down in the actual game

[@nowanimportant8887]

@@thebarrelv232 The joke flew so high over your head, Houston's already having a problem with it.

[@cybernetix_1440]

@@thebarrelv232 how do you miss an obvious joke like this?

[@Kream_Kat]

@@thebarrelv232 its nanomachines, son.

[@nexargd1550]

The guy who has the rgb computer,mouse and keyboard vs the guy who has the 7 billion dollar gaming chair

[@exudeku]

This is one of those rare videos that loops absolutely perfect and as smooth as butter in bread.

[@dizzyheads]

Ikr this is actually so smooth and description says it'snot perfect

[@demonbread1728]

Someone called me?

[@vivelespatat2670]

@@demonbread1728 it's our boi, bread boi

[@cstick2664]

The numbers flickering between 96 and 97 is the imperfection

[@exudeku]

@@cstick2664 and? It shows Armstrong's Regen

[@randomyubi]

What the school thinks will happen to the bully when they put anti-bullying posters all over the hallways:

[@Herotrap1]

@David Nguyen you can't hurt me Jock!

[@orein1880]

@@Herotrap1 you sir are a genius.

[@Gamergame-hu1ls]

I think the Mariachi skin really adds a lot of depth to this.

[@NamelessKnightt]

"death was invented in 1469" People in 1468:

[@MunchaBuncha]

So what your saying is that 69 connects with death

[@Just_V5104]

It's really very funny.

[@BloodyBaseballs6053]

Raiden: Why won't you DIE????! 1468: 'Cause death isn't invented yet.

[@aninstrument2803]

The funny part is Raiden is at 0.1%

[@Homelander_VOUGHT_official]

@@MunchaBuncha haha funny number

[@ryukit872]

Strongest Dream smp fan vs weakest grass toucher

[@Shy-RG]

Lol

[@vittoriomassaro8131]

Put your grasses on

[@fish6634]

@Stayn Initial d I think the joke is that people who touch grass are people who are normal and not weebs or stupid

[@bliss3599]

@Stayn Initial d the joke is like, when you're really mad at someone in a game it's the new "you have no life" thing. Telling someone to "go touch grass" is like saying they spend too much time doing something, and therefore have no life because they spend all they're time inside, away from grass I think

[@voidarch4414]

Sir didn’t dream make a song telling you not to take medicine that can very well help you?

[@Kingbee642]

Me trying to convince that one bro to buy the $200 game that we will only play once and never again

[@silenc3068]

Tanking the low-level enemies attacks when you go back to the starting area

[@CartoonyPirate]

Giant bullfrog from the last section of the map: "..say again?"

[@miso-ge1gz]

The one enemy type that steals items on hit:

[@danilima6970]

@@miso-ge1gz dark souls flahsbacks.

[@urbainleverrier1]

Armstrong's health actually decreases with each punch, and in the original scene armstrong loses about 15% of its health. He literally lets you punch him and take 15 percent of his health just to flex on you bruh

[@alexpiggy]

the community headcanon is that you're just damaging his shirt since he gets 200% HP later on

[@urbainleverrier1]

@@alexpiggy good headcanon

[@no-bodymr6419]

@@alexpiggy if he hadn't taken his shirt off, it would've been 300% hp.

[@ChimmneyMan]

@@no-bodymr6419 armstrong really casually ripping off 85% worth of hp just to show raiden nanomachines

[@annickgunes8834]

@@ChimmneyMan but, it's nanomachines son, how can I ignore that?

[@darthvititae4860]

When you have max stamina and agility, but the boss has max regeneration

[@katana_on_a_keychain]

The new guy in the clan not realizing you need teammates to kill a raid boss

[@DianaProudmoore]

Me, who solo raid boss regularly: *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING~!*

[@Zenitsu_official3]

@@DianaProudmoore I take on All the the raid bosses

[@_baki-hanma_]

@@DianaProudmoore borderlands?

[@ricniks4619]

What if they are a sweaty player who is high leveled?

[@samuyel9455]

If you can see closely, Armstrong's healthbar goes forom 97 to 96 and 97 again and again. So this means you took that split 1/2 (1 max) seconds and stretched it to 1 hour. Incredible. Worth.

[@misterg2216]

It's not hard to see it

[@samuyel9455]

@@misterg2216 thanks of pointing that out.

[@misterg2216]

@@samuyel9455 you welcome 😃

[@QuackorTheDuck]

nah, he's just healing himself

[@samuyel9455]

@@misterg2216 i meant it sarcastically

[@waddledee6729]

It's beautiful, I've looked at this for about an hour now...

[@dizzyheads]

This game literally feels like *metal* gear

[@GameHunter4529]

Especially knowing the first boss is A *METAL GEAR* ITSELF

[@phobes9706]

It really makes you feel like a Liberian cyborg ninja

[@DVader-sx7hz]

It’s more metal gear than the metal gear franchise itself

[@donkeykongisytpooping3002]

The gameplay isn’t since it doesn’t focus on stealth that much.

[@dizzyheads]

@@donkeykongisytpooping3002 See but if you didn't know what metal gear originally is You can see how "Metal Gear" it is Literal metal gear

[@Dorogue543]

The Home Depot employees trying to stop me from eating the display wood.

[@tailsfanteg4712]

Hol' up.

[@thewildpower6590]

Whats your favorite breakfast? Oak bread or spruce cerial?

[@Dorogue543]

@@thewildpower6590 honestly I’m more a cedar Guy myself

[@spencerlynch980]

When you try killing someone in the living room

[@thereallifesaiyan]

Strongest League of Legends player vs. Weakest Outside enjoyer

[@thetoastlord5355]

✓Standing ✓Making History ✓Commiting Violence that Results in Continuous Violence ✓In the End this Video had to be Posted *This man has made the mother of all memes*

Carving path: check Following wrath: check Being the same: maybe World: turned Many: burned Blamed: no one

[@coffeelemon6496]

@ Hotel: Trivago

[@1221-o7e]

@@coffeelemon6496 goddammit

[@-kurow-7113]

@ new life:could be born Sand:blood stained

[@TheDoomMaster]

You can't worry about everyone who couldn't get to the end of the video

[@jackraiden3654]

Making the mother of Guacamole here Jack,can't fret over every avocado!

[@DaVideoGameBeastr]

It took you an hour to realise you can't hurt me Jack.

[@Swordsmage]

I like how it's just 4 frames of footage being looped but it looks so smooth.

[@BoyoBasado]

💀

[@gregoryjones6710]

💀

[@nalry0]

💀

[@hahafunnyclown]

💀

[@the_GGGG]

💀

[@theeggbreadguy3799]

After an hour I realized that I am standing here

[@UlqiorraCifer47]

"How is he just standing there? We threw everything we had at him!" "There's one thing you didn't account for. My numbers are bigger than yours. My wounds heal faster than you can make them. Funny thing really, you get your stats high enough in this game and you're basically untouchable. We could do this all day and you wouldn't be any closer to killing me. Not that it wouldn't be fun."

[@RAZOR_1224]

sao reference?

[@PrederNationteam74]

@@RAZOR_1224 *saoa*

[@Another-Distortion]

Orange Players: Why won't you die!!? Kirito: Nanomachines son, they harden every 10 seconds in response to phisycal trauma

[@AzureDrive]

"You don't have to wonder where your God is. Because he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy."

[@Thebatguy_]

Dear God, a Sao abridge reference

[@HumanBeingOfficial-sj1lx]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Armstrong's tailor, who made his clothes so strong that they didn't just entirely cease to be from being max strength machine-gun punched for an hour straight by Raiden

[@iplaygames8090]

Thats the shirts healthbar

[@centsant]

yea, his actual health bar is 200%

[@bahamutkod]

Armorani - for the sophisticated megalomaniacal powerhouse

[@littlemoth4956]

In Ripper Mode no less

[@joeraiden1987]

Ikea workers trying to stop me from shitting in the display toilet:

[@Max-nq3fj]

The tank with lowest HP vs The Healer with the highest dps

[@chillknight3940]

Moira vs road hog

[@Max-nq3fj]

@@chillknight3940 Or Pip vs Torvald (Paladins)

[@BeaniesFrogMan]

@@chillknight3940 lucio vs roadhog *but its ilios well*

[@beaneyguy3815]

Medic just laughs at you and just taunt kills

[@Max-nq3fj]

@@beaneyguy3815 we're in vshale dude

[@karldumoran8327]

As a Tank main, I can say that I also like to flex how the enemy barely scratches me.

[@partydue123]

A good Raum (paladins) player with a healer vs the entire enemy team

[@knox9739]

@@partydue123 did u win?

[@GALA89]

@@partydue123 me when no cauterize

[@scaledjames98]

@@partydue123 Tyra after the upcoming Burn Monster nerf vs Raum

[@birb4121]

Heavy with FoS and a pocket quick-fix and vacinator medics vs any bullets

[@Mar-oh4cl]

When your defense is so high the game’s natural hp regen is out healing the enemy’s attacks

[@delta.x2]

Me beating the everloving shit out of Armstrong (he has nanomachines)

[@KeksimusMaximus]

Me beating the shit out of my beloved wife (she spilled my choccy milk)

[@Shy-RG]

@@KeksimusMaximus lol

[@hervisdaubeny2784]

@@KeksimusMaximus (She doesn't have nano machines)

[@merrickslocum9581]

How it feels when you're meleeing the heavy while he is eating a sandvich

[@alvianekka80]

*being ubercharged.

[@NeonWasInUse]

*"WHY WON'T YOU FREAKIN' DIE?"* "Sandvich, little baby man, it heals me in response to baby guns. YOU CANNOT BEAT ME TINY MAN."

[@merrickslocum9581]

@@NeonWasInUse scout: ah crap

[@lpmatthews7387]

Wrap assassin scout vs. Quickfix healed heavy

[@birb4121]

I had a similiar moment where a sniper tried to shoot me while i was using FoS, i took over 1k damage before dying

[@mamabriel]

the strongest user of fallacies in arguments vs the weakest user of reliable sources

[@mamabriel]

@las mujeres no tienen derechos 🤑🖕 I went to Japan, to Brazil, to Portugal, to Germany, I even stopped by the moon, but I still haven't found someone who speaks your language and can translate for me what the fuck you mean

[@griffwilson5932]

Looks like Armstrong took the phrase, ‘A good offense, is a good defense’ literal.

[@mygirthisimmeasurable2935]

Home Depot Employees trying to stop me from eating all of the power tools.

[@Neonus_randompersenus]

When you use full highest level armor but it's not visible because of your skin

[@Ari_28]

Trying to break bedrock:

[@acuteangle8527]

I watched a video that explained that you have to hit bedrock for more than 10 years with a diamond pickaxe to destroy it.

[@AbSoLOutEduckUNIT]

@@acuteangle8527 Here we go!! Watching raiden barraging for 10 year

[@partydue123]

@@acuteangle8527 fuck it, time to use an older patch and just delete bedrock

[@dudeman4067]

@@acuteangle8527 how long will it take to break bedrock with fists then?

[@lailarandoll1091]

@@dudeman4067 Probably 500 years

[@falconpunch666]

“It took me nearly 500 mighty blows, back in my hay day 5 punches would of been enough”….. wait wrong series

[@sparten1192]

Bruh all might would lose no matter if he was in his hay day

[@falconpunch666]

​@@sparten1192 he has shock nullification 😂😂

[@ero-senninsama1734]

@@falconpunch666 shock endurance, not nullification. The health is getting lowered by a tiny bit.

[@falconpunch666]

@@ero-senninsama1734 that means theirs a limit to what he can take?

[@ero-senninsama1734]

@@falconpunch666 Its like Nomu. If you can punch harder than what he regenerates, then you would eventiually beat this version of the Senator.

[@tony9622]

I dont know whats more impressive, the durability of the big guy or the stamina of the smaller guy

[@kinetosis3839]

Stongest man in Liberia vs Weakest man in Texas

[@regularname1825]

Strongest serbian vs weskest bosnian

[@aspiringadonis1253]

Strongest turk vs weakest Romanian

[@thetoastlord5355]

Strongest Redditor VS. Weakest Grass Enjoyer

[@danielmoralespaz4938]

strongest feminist fan vs The Weakest Masculine Enjoyer.

[@i_dont_pay_taxes491]

@@danielmoralespaz4938 strongest "femenism is sexist" believer vs weakest "femenism is about equality" Knower

[@HenrythePaleoGuy]

Going to the gym and envisioning this while boxing is legendary.

[@mlgodzilla4206]

But did you ever defeat the boxing bag

[@HenrythePaleoGuy]

@@mlgodzilla4206 I defeated them all right!

[@mlgodzilla4206]

@@HenrythePaleoGuy now try beating up Armstrong, he’s got nanomachines

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

Strongest gta fan vs Weakest Red Dead Redemption enjoyer

[@BeaniesFrogMan]

Strongest online enjoyer vs weakest story mode enthusiasts

[@Bragemaster]

When getting cyberbullied but you remember you dont know how to read:

[@JB-eq6em]

Girls when seeing a muscular person “omg so unrealistic” Boys when seeing Armstrong “ I must head to the gym this instant to look like him”

[@mikamika8071]

literally me

[@HeadcrabM]

Fact

[@mugofbricks]

and since I cant go gym I will just be Raiden

[@nielsisback]

Gym? Nanomachines, son

[@mugofbricks]

@@nielsisback what if you do both you will be the ultimate being

[@leshy1878]

I remember in a D&D game I got roped into by a friend ended up like this. I was pretty honorbound, I am in real life as well. And of course, when the Rogue went to try and steal from an already poor family right after holding the shopkeep t bowpoint to get better prices(They were like, four gold lower off a 100 gold item, really not worth it.), I flipped out. After about five minutes of shouting and getting angry, I dragged him over the table and threw him. He stood right back up and this whole thing happened. He was throwing punches and kicks left, right, and center. He kept going until his stamina ran out, approximately two and a half minutes of his max attack speed. And he actually looked up at me, and said, "How are you not DEAD?" I pushed up my glasses, and in a near perfect impression, said, "Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma!" It was absolutely glorious.

[@KeksimusMaximus]

Get a life

[@GameHunter4529]

Pretty sure Armstrong would be proud.

[@DioZMio]

@@leshy1878 With all honesty, I actually respect people who can play those type of games. Not my case but still admirable.

[@leshy1878]

@@DioZMio Thanks, Dio! It's actually a.lot harder than one would think. It's pretty much high school algebra, but for fun.

[@gooddaysirs8576]

@@leshy1878 Tell Keksimus Maximus that he has a minor grammatical error, therefore his entire argument is invalid. *insert Robert Downey Junior*

[@generalseal6948]

Bandit trying to kill me after 5000+ hours of skyrim

[@teomcnasty]

When the boss is immune to basic attacks so you have to use the environment to fight them, but don't know it

[@joeymayson8279]

Strongest NFT millionaire vs weakest screenshot user

[@unabotelladeagua3698]

-The hammers were created 8000 years ago in the stone period Cavemen before 8000 BC:

[@teacat]

Speedrunners trying to beat the final boss while being underequipped

[@sc0rpi0nspoison]

We all know Armstrong is a tough fellow, but can we give some credit to his tailor who made that dress shirt?

[@bahamutkod]

"Nanomachines, son. They mend pinholes, tears and resist stains."

[@sc0rpi0nspoison]

@@bahamutkod "I have a dream, Jack! That one day, all of america will wear their own seamless, well tailored clothing. None of that cheap cotten twill or faux leather bullshit!"

[@noahcole4201]

@@sc0rpi0nspoison "Making the mother of all clothing, Jack! Can't fret over every thread!"

[@CrazyNin514]

Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history But who’s to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we’ll both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way I’ve carved my own path You followed your wrath But maybe we’re both the same The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born Beneath the blood stained sand Beneath the blood stained sand

[@domix8176]

You're saying this isn't perfect? Bro this is literally smooth loop for me. Great work dude!

[@shaunthesheep24]

The DM trying to kill a Dragonborn Paladin with 20 AC.

[@RamielEdits]

"WHY WONT YOU DIE!?!?" "NANODICE, DM!"

[@flapjack279]

*me a 24ac warforge* "Hmmmm, pitiful"

[@InsanityKillstreak]

Strongest speed atribute fan vs Weakest endurance atribute enjoyer

[@guypalperson928]

Vergil: Why won't you die!? Dante: Royalguard Bro! My barrier hardens in response to physical truama! You can't hurt me Verge!

[@edwardrichtofen9112]

Motivated verge

[@liamatte]

The best part about this is the fact that the cutscene still finishes at the end.

[@thewildpower6590]

Well gotta watch 44 more linutes to see that.

[@bswabb-the-lad]

tiktok users when you say you like android phones better

[@Mc_Beefcake]

Massive hespec for you nearly sacrificing your pc for this brotha.

[@KeksimusMaximus]

Massive Hispanic

[@jahvonramirez7687]

@@KeksimusMaximus as a Mexican I can agree

[@KeksimusMaximus]

@@jahvonramirez7687 border hopper

[@jahvonramirez7687]

@@KeksimusMaximus yes I am

[@l0ading4ever39]

When you skip all the side quests and fight the secret boss

[@paralitey]

the guy who just got the game vs the guy who plays since launch

[@i2m273]

When you're a fighter with the highest stats in the game with 3000 battle power, but the random rat who don't attack is 5 levels above you

[@yuri2174]

The serial killer trying to kill me in my *living* room

[@Chadmarine]

The fact that Armstrong keeps regenerating is even funnier

[@idioticchildno.0171]

The Strongest man in Russia Vs the Weakest Finnish Farmer

[@benenjamin1148]

As a Finnish Person this is funny

[@_baki-hanma_]

Hehe

[@clover_omega]

As russian guy this is insulting

[@Bufferian]

My last brain cell vs depression

[@benenjamin1148]

But no brain no sad