That One Annoying Friend - Retta

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up

Күн бұрын

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@thanoswasright999
@thanoswasright999 3 жыл бұрын
Retta is BY FAR the most underrated part of Parks and Rec. TREAT YO SELF!
@onefourtheloners677
@onefourtheloners677 3 жыл бұрын
"but i don't say those things cause i'm only evil on the inside" My life story
@heydeanie
@heydeanie 3 жыл бұрын
I feel her pain... I too have an idiot friend lol... I've had to explain 3 times now how it was in fact her fault her bird died since she forgot to feed it for a week... Last time I said "ok, listen up bird killer, if I put u in a cage & didn't feed u for a week you'd die, wouldn't ya?!" Then she finally got it!!
@MrPAULONEAL
@MrPAULONEAL 3 жыл бұрын
I guess the bird didn't say it was hungry...
@heydeanie
@heydeanie 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrPAULONEAL right?!
@nicholelaskowski33
@nicholelaskowski33 3 жыл бұрын
"I call him lil 6" lol this is the greatest line Makes me wish i had a damon nephew just so i could use that
@angieburnett4341
@angieburnett4341 Жыл бұрын
Love the whole set, but the demon kid was my fave!! EVERYone knows a kid like that and usually the parents baby them, are beyond lenient & yeah...baby talk them, ugh. Love Retta!
@kathconserv
@kathconserv Жыл бұрын
Girl; you’re not a comic, you’re a comedian! You’re great!
@thumbeliinaaa
@thumbeliinaaa 3 жыл бұрын
"but i don't say those things cause i'm only evil on the inside" 🤣🤌🏾❤
@jonhester8909
@jonhester8909 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💀
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@danielsykes7558
@danielsykes7558 Жыл бұрын
,
@whatsinaname11
@whatsinaname11 Жыл бұрын
😂
@unrecordable
@unrecordable 2 ай бұрын
"you fed a bird BIRD?" has been living in my head rent for around 15 years
@andreapiccolo8199
@andreapiccolo8199 3 жыл бұрын
She is fireeee
@redghost9968
@redghost9968 3 жыл бұрын
So glad that I wasn't there in person cause I sure as hell would of died from laughter from this women😂😂😂
@vashon100
@vashon100 2 жыл бұрын
wasn't
@redghost9968
@redghost9968 2 жыл бұрын
@@vashon100 I did not know that was up like for six months straight, thanks😅
@isimplifi
@isimplifi 3 жыл бұрын
Love you Retta!!!
@2ndmoon
@2ndmoon 3 жыл бұрын
what a dead audience! this set was HILARIOUS
@30ajgo
@30ajgo 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, she just wasn’t that good. Got better towards the end but the beginning was “meh”.
@algonquindot
@algonquindot Жыл бұрын
I just stumbled upon your KZbin channel. Too cute! I love that you didn't edit out Jax's coughing, lol. AND I REALLY love that you're authentically yourself, and you're not giving a "review" like the ones where it's obvious the person is just saying it's great because they don't want to upset their advertising sponsors! ❤❤❤
@Cookie-vs6zz
@Cookie-vs6zz Жыл бұрын
Oh, girl!) Just looove you and your comedy so much❤🎉!!!
@SugaBee
@SugaBee 3 жыл бұрын
My hands were tied😂
@ladysaffire4006
@ladysaffire4006 Жыл бұрын
I have that annoying friend!!! 😅
@primarymeme9929
@primarymeme9929 3 жыл бұрын
I think that the jokes and flow are great but I think the delivery and tone change would take it to the next level.
@bryanday7570
@bryanday7570 3 жыл бұрын
On the baby sitting situation. Accidents happen even accidental uppercuts.
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@xapokalypse
@xapokalypse Жыл бұрын
She's literally killing that bird, ooh. I could never be friends with her
@M.M.424
@M.M.424 Жыл бұрын
I loved her on Good Girls
@maryahoversrteet6501
@maryahoversrteet6501 Жыл бұрын
I love her on good girls🫶🏾🫶🏾👑👑
@duskshadow25
@duskshadow25 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be real here, they ain't your friends unless they annoy the crap out of you. That's what one of the perks of being a friend is there for, other than just to support you through ups and downs in life.
@nickd3157
@nickd3157 3 жыл бұрын
She is that friend!
@peekaboots01
@peekaboots01 3 жыл бұрын
That poor bird. Please God help that bird PLEASE. That woman is ignorant and should NOT have pets. It's not ok!
@elenahadley2511
@elenahadley2511 3 жыл бұрын
Go Donna!
@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia
@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia 3 жыл бұрын
I always find it so weird when someone says they don’t like animals.. red flag af
@Thyme2Listen
@Thyme2Listen 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like animals because I'm afraid of them sooo
@StrunkZdL
@StrunkZdL 3 жыл бұрын
But what u most see is people saying they love animals but they dont lol like those guys from the industry of tigers in USA. Love them, but breed them to live a life as a pet, as a caged animal, and sell them like property
@ratchschleuczynski9821
@ratchschleuczynski9821 3 жыл бұрын
At least they're honest. Much worse is the ones who claim to love them and are super neglectful, like they dont feed them or provide veterinary care when needed.
@bluetmato3225
@bluetmato3225 3 жыл бұрын
Cool. 😄👍
@TeeMan4568
@TeeMan4568 3 жыл бұрын
Very funny!
@alexsmith6148
@alexsmith6148 3 жыл бұрын
What if your friend sees this lol
@jferguson3930
@jferguson3930 3 жыл бұрын
Chicken is actually good for birds and it’s not cannibalism (: I was scared for a second when you said people food because some people give them things like whipped cream
@K9Trixx
@K9Trixx 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of this Karen Mariana I know. 👋🤭
@SilentlyMoving
@SilentlyMoving 3 жыл бұрын
My aunts bird loves chicken Go figure
@sarahhorn4627
@sarahhorn4627 Жыл бұрын
😂❤🎉
@ClarkPotter
@ClarkPotter 3 жыл бұрын
What a world this could be... If we were all just evil on the inside... We wouldn't like that either and would wish m for one with random weights for pp.They would think that would make for unbelievably wild movies.
@MrPAULONEAL
@MrPAULONEAL 3 жыл бұрын
If she gets any bigger she won't have to worry about that friend...
@Blullaby
@Blullaby 3 жыл бұрын
Here we go again with that pervasive fatphobia. Do you feel like you've done something good or useful? Are you feeling good / better about your own self thanks to your demeaning comment? Are you her doctor/ nutritionist? If not, are you a psychic that can tell us for a fact when and from what she's going to pass away? No? Then, don't you have anything better to do? The video was filmed 17 years ago. This lady has not needed you then, and doesn't need you now, to live her life and be successful. No one does. With all the money she has, I'm pretty sure she can afford to pay for an informed medical opinion. So focus on your own life, will you? It's more than enough.
@justicewarrior-ey1ss
@justicewarrior-ey1ss Жыл бұрын
That’s bold of YOU
@xtzii2567
@xtzii2567 Жыл бұрын
Says the 230+ neckbeard. Stay in your lane buddy.
@ALT-vz3jn
@ALT-vz3jn Жыл бұрын
@intrallsif round was a curve 😂
@kathconserv
@kathconserv Жыл бұрын
@@Blullaby don’t engage with people like this.
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