What White Women and Alligators Have in Common - Sydney Castillo - Stand-Up Featuring

Sydney Castillo raises some questions about the price of Plan B, reveals the consequences of a dose of Zoloft and tells a story about a white woman who needed his help.
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[@antonio6908]

love that he's been workshopping this joke...it's definitely gotten better

[@stevietv420]

That’s how it works, usually 😂

[@antonio6908]

@@stevietv420 keyword, usually 😂. The first 6x I heard him do this one left much to be desired

[@growngrownman5950]

@@antonio6908, TRUE!

[@averagekidproductions6862]

He killed it 🔥🔥🤣🤣

[@Max-zg2ci]

Had an old black lady for a therapist in better help, best damn day of the week is when I get to spend some time with that amazing woman.

[@mirandacummings318]

What are you looking for? My degree!😂😂😂

[@solutionistpowerplatform5148]

THE WHITE WOMEN IN THE CROWD WAS QUIET

[@torrencesmith1725]

Not really. White women are the ones using it the most statistically speaking

[@124wolvie]

Talking absolute silence

[@mobid.2084]

As they should be. They did it to themselves!

[@konohaninja1985]

😭😭😭

[@alannamorris977]

They know it’s true.

[@janayh2817]

Zoloft had me looking at a burning building like “woooow, pretty colors 😍” I couldn’t fool with it no more! Team Effexor! 😂

[@everythingdana9322]

hahahahahhaah GIRL NOOOOOOWAH.

[@nulllex0099]

I do that and the only pills I take are painkillers

[@justdeda9745]

😭😭facts I was diagnosed with manic bipolar depression, my mom took me off of Zoloft almost immediately.

[@QueMusiQ]

Cymbalta for me. Granted, I got a whooole lot more in my cup than Anxiety. 🤣😳🤣🤣🤣😳

[@davidfletcher6627]

😂😂😂😂

[@michaelcurtiss-landers5095]

Bro's joke on plan B Is fucking hilarious 😂

[@Netherwolf6100]

"My Cup Is Full" I'm using that from now on.

[@generalmortars7557]

The moment he stepped outside to help that lady, a SWAT team would have dropped from the skies with laser sights trained, ready to pin everything from Jimmy Hoffa to the Zoot suit riots on him.

[@P71ScrewHead]

Gotta love the Zoot suits tho.. You pull up to a job interview in one of those, you're gonna leave an impression..lol

[@aliigatorwine]

He can make the most intense traumatic things into a funny story

[@KristoferBurns]

Sydney moving up so happy for dude.! 💯

[@jessicaevans2564]

Hear the fact that the first doctor didn't help? And that he kept suffering? But also he didn't give up and found better treatment.

[@Sydneyisfunny]

Facts

[@RashidMBey]

You're right. There's a lesson in that. Several, actually.

[@kachebeeabdullah4297]

That's perfect symmetry in his story/joke. Because, a white lady will later need his help. But he slowly closes the door. Maybe if the first White lady/doctor had help him, he would have been able (healthy enough) to help the second white lady... I see Karma...

[@Beeanns]

😂😂😂😂 like helping a alligator lol

[@rsvp89]

I'm happy Sydney is making waves !

[@davidmccann9879]

Helping a yt lady is like helping a alligator. Lol

[@hosi292]

My cup runneth over too!

[@AceHtown]

In Zimbabwe, it's 5 US Dollars!

[@jessicaevans2564]

For what?

[@AceHtown]

@@jessicaevans2564 morning after, birth control pill.

[@caramel23miss]

It’s actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40

[@jashanestone]

You trying to get us to send you a check for a discounted price. I see your work. 😂😂😂😂

[@Don-hh4ff]

That zoloft crazy 😂😂😂😂😂.....you was the one panicking boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Libra_DeAmber]

I love this man!!❤

[@BenG33]

I cant wait to use “My Cup is Full” 🤣

[@QuarterPastBlack]

He should be a writer on Atlanta.

[@deathdude035]

Hilarious set, another banger from Sydney!

[@caramel23miss]

The fact is some to most places sale “Plan B” is actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40. Yet it’s true

[@jashanestone]

My cup is full right now 😂😂😂😂

[@kreaola93]

Plan b is 50 in MD, but joke is still funny

[@harmowknee]

I need Sydney to hurry up and come to London!

[@_MikeTerry]

Remember hearing this on Chocolate Sundaes lmao.

[@pukkademps]

Good funny set Sydney . He came in shooting !!!

[@brielogan8315]

The way he explained panic attacks is exactly what tf I thought it was until big mouth explained it with the misquotes 😂

[@queenbelove]

Heelarious! Great job Sydney. Fort Worth stand up!!

[@talen4941]

Outstanding!!!

[@ravynshelton3530]

This was 100% my experience with anxiety medicine! Lol luckily I had a Jewish therapist who treated me a little more gently when telling me the harsh truths of my life lbs

[@AremuJejeofdavillage]

Them gators be wild 😅

[@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE]

Lol that OJ Simon joke

[@Barbara_3788]

That was funny as hell!!!

[@PappMFJohnson]

Sydney is a star.

[@rlandford7032]

Great set beginig to end. Dying laughing.!

[@kubolor1234]

I feel you Sydney

[@user-fn6rn2zs5j]

"oj simpson had a panic attack that night... make sense?"

[@Syren90...Aka9]

He said Ft. Worth, Tx...soooo, much is making sense. Its a NO, periodt.

[@Yida_Vilified]

Phenomenal play boi

[@user-wm8py8pj1t]

I needed this. Thank you. 😊

[@Oddlymoose]

Perfect set!!!

[@spitzmatixmonyane]

This crowd ain't appreciating this man enough

[@chrissancajr2841]

he aint playin take 1 dem mfs you'll go from chris tucker in da chicken coop too feelin like snoop dogg after 3 blunts😂calm as a mf😂😂😂

[@ThraxioLarge]

Schoolboy Q & Sydney Castillo in the same room. Until then Im sticking with theyre the same person

[@YoungKalifornia1]

Fiiiiire. Let's go

[@farenzeks437]

Sydney stay killin it, success & nuthin less my guy 🫡

[@ChernobylKid]

love it

[@Xyleryx]

Greetings from Las Vegas NV

[@JSmittysupervisations]

Is it your crocodile? like you can't, no pants on

[@konohaninja1985]

6:40 😂😂😂😂

[@NickAdelman]

this dude is funny!!!

[@PearlTheSpinster]

Zoloft is AKA ignore-it-all😂😂😂

[@peacebalancetruth]

HHHHHH😆I'M COOKED🔥🥘♨️ONLY 1 MINUTES IN!!

[@appropriateinput]

Hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@Alexz_Archivz]

Sydney Castillo is up there with Tony Roberts - UNDISCOVERED/SLEPT-ON & Past their time DUE!!! Hello?!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Ancestors speak!

[@jasonzcomedy]

“Argh, Sidney”

[@Beamin-bn8gt]

Bro from ft worth or his mama is and I’m from Dallas ima fan now ima fan of all black texas comedians

[@mattg.8597]

😂

[@amanAMAN01]

😂😂

[@everythingdana9322]

hahahahahahaomg hilarious.

[@redgenerall28]

Nah, he told that anxiety joke better on LF

[@daniells71]

Almost everyone I know who has ever taken antidepressants say the same thing. They make you have zero emotion.For some it's crazy that on while them nothing scares you.

[@texasflower1212]

It’s only like that in the beginning!😊

[@nasaspace7212]

Uh ub plan b 50 bro

[@9pmKingGo2sleep]

Invega Sustenna keeps me from getting even its really boring but atleast my money isn't spent on lawyer fees

[@mylegacytransformed]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Luna1917a]

❤❤❤❤

[@qianaberryman7236]

Zoloft will have you numb for exactly 2 weeks...I almost gave up 3 days before the 2 week mark, but got through it. Had a similar bad news situation with my dad's health and had the same reaction..😏😊

[@MrBrian000]

Crazy that the pill is $40. That is ridiculously expensive.

[@layyunicornplayhouse5597]

They Have A Coupon For It If You Use It It Be Like $30

[@mmjackson1616]

It used to be $85

[@user-rb8vx8jk3t]

lil rough 2 the plan b ... but it was well done. just sensitive topic. looking forward to more

[@_chueyee_]

w

[@QueMusiQ]

ZOLOFT IS CRAP! At least for me. 4:43 I want to cry for ya momma now too. But yeah. Make sure Zoloft works for you.

[@krbaron9115]

I have a playstation and i have 3 girl friends with benefits (one is my ex wife)

[@alannamorris977]

Unfortunately, he did well. I would’ve stayed inside if I were him and called someone else (a woman) to go help her.

[@laurastarbrook1308]

The PlayStation 5 is actually $400

[@Max-zg2ci]

If you can’t afford it, doesn’t matter how much it costs, everything is expensive

[@Marthroy9000]

This is probably years old.

[@terrell6947]

Now that they are available. Closer to launch, they were being bought up by bots & resold for close to $1,000 regularly

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

No.

[@Lucilletoo]

That's way too much to start on!

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

Basically I had a black lady grab my arm one time because she wanted to know what time it was. I remember looking at her going, "you don't want white people touching your hair, then don't grab our god damn arms." Basically looked at me like I was nuts. I dont know what rulebook you read, we don't like strangers touching us😂

[@michellemcfarland80]

☹️

[@RicardoSkeete-xo6uw]

Bro sex controls your mind ur weak once I get it which is the goal I could care less. That's why I don't really care if they give it up or not lmao. It's all the same once u start

[@oregonsnob31]

I’m lost. Is Dan at the bar having the panic attacks or is it the stand up? There’s a big jump. I couldn’t do better tho jes sayin

[@TheManOnTheStreetOMG]

name checks out

[@dede7449]

both. he used the story about his coworker Dan to say He didn't believe panic attacks were actually a thing until it happened to him.

[@Findrogyny]

Yea both

[@user-rb8vx8jk3t]

raw. ty!

[@YoBitchCrib]

Crowd weak asl

[@Biggaaaa123]

😂

[@CloudslnMyCoffee]

what a racist man

[@Wordsareprayers]

It’s worse…he ain’t funny🤓

[@Wordsareprayers]

@@R-xj5og Who?

[@R-xj5og]

@@Wordsareprayers not u

[@Wordsareprayers]

@@R-xj5og Thank U

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

Black dude on stage, all they ever talk about. It's either that or the struggle.