“Wow that was a nice open concept kitchen” fucking killed me
@akademikz236 ай бұрын
This dude is very quick with it, idk if he's practiced this set thousands of times 😂 but he's on point
@chriscave15316 ай бұрын
"I think I'mma stay" and "stop robbing me "😂😂😂
@chocol8dread16 ай бұрын
That part 🤣🤣
@therealist337775 ай бұрын
“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” - is simply brilliant
@SKIDSnSTUFF6 ай бұрын
thats good jokes. dude did a half hour set in 12 minutes
@guaposneeze6 ай бұрын
Yeah, you learn to get in and out quick when you rob houses.
@myriamcisse48146 ай бұрын
That’s a very good one😂
@user-mg8jg3tx6i6 ай бұрын
@@guaposneeze NICE! LOL
@Krysis2196 ай бұрын
I came here to say this. His jokes are good but the delivery is off.
@ragemodegaming79626 ай бұрын
And only said 'hell yeah' 548 damn times. Go back to silently robbing houses ffs.
@Acidbath-6 ай бұрын
This dude killed it. I was laughing the whole time.
@mdw.4446 ай бұрын
Facts hahahaha
@MrCreed1456 ай бұрын
www.youtube.com/@ethansimmons-patterson754
@HippoLand8086 ай бұрын
For sure. Had me rolling
@MatthewJohnson-gv3fm6 ай бұрын
Young legend😂😂😂😂😂
@MatthewJohnson-gv3fm6 ай бұрын
Beautiful day for the n word😂😂😂😂
@tusharkakshapati76106 ай бұрын
This guys material is perfect for skits or a tv show. He’s on fire !
@kubolor12343 ай бұрын
Yeah I can see him in a writers room.
@NateSmith876 ай бұрын
"Hotpockets at Trevor locked in the basement," 😂😂😂😂
@AsahiYuban6 ай бұрын
They found all the bones?? 😂😂
@vandero.87426 ай бұрын
Oh word?😂
@nathanhart32404 ай бұрын
"well I guess I'll go be a barista" 😂
@ikkou1116 ай бұрын
Wow that is an insane set just rapid fire laughs
@chrisclouds41826 ай бұрын
My new favorite comic! Never seen him before but I was crying the whole time. Almost too quick for the audience to even keep up! This guy has IT.
@falseidol13216 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂
@RustyGraffitiReviews6 ай бұрын
I had to stop robbing houses when I seen one of my friends families photos on the fireplace. Well I stopped AFTER that house. 😂
@versatileduplicity93136 ай бұрын
Damn 😂
@clyde._5 ай бұрын
Was you invited or…
@RustyGraffitiReviews5 ай бұрын
@@clyde._ nah I never been there before it just happened to be a spot I picked
@Morelife8765 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 wild , should have left him a note saying “found you” 💀💀💀
@RustyGraffitiReviews5 ай бұрын
@@Morelife876 😂
@kayleighgroenendal84736 ай бұрын
I could listen to him yap all day 😂
@HalIucinations5 ай бұрын
The delivery on "but you ended up stealing our hearts" 😂
@leonelcadet38335 ай бұрын
YO this dude was knocking the jokes out. That is a really hard speed. He did that.
@JimmyHopkins426 ай бұрын
Bro got Mark Normand pace. Doesn't skip a beat, back-to-back on every punch, & don't stop till the set time is up. Insanity honestly.
@brittanysherrod50155 ай бұрын
Similar pacing, but his cadence is so much more playful!
@thevoteman5 ай бұрын
"ya'll found all the bones?" that killed me bruh
@chaseknight64506 ай бұрын
I hope he gets more sets out there. His material is on point.
@miqjoseph6 ай бұрын
Some ppl pay for food , I cut out the middle man 😂😂😂
@topdollarrific6 ай бұрын
I’ve been laughing long after my first watch. I came back to watch again, leave a thumbs up, and comment. Great set! 🤣🤣🤣
@rebeccarodriguezkeogh43886 ай бұрын
Ditto! Or, ... SAME!
@TYLOTYLOTYLO5 ай бұрын
His pacing was perfect. Just kept going i cudnt breathe 😂😂😂
@jaylol72266 ай бұрын
Hope he keeps going, looked up all his other material. Relatable as hell, funny as heaven
@Forever.296 ай бұрын
“Relatable as hell, funny as heaven” 👍 I like that 😁
@aimeechoup67676 ай бұрын
"They gotta be dead" for the 2girls1cup girls is too funny!! This guy's hilarious
@johnespiridion19266 ай бұрын
super talented I'd love to see more.
@BrooklynRedneck6 ай бұрын
lmfaooo as someone who robbed houses with a bunch of friends growing up, i had the same experience 😂😂😂
@genjisann20516 ай бұрын
the Pattersons are killing it in comedy
@MitchellBahamas6 ай бұрын
He's not related to Kam. But o also immediately thought this lol
@genjisann20516 ай бұрын
@jmajic1 what a coinkydink huh?
@Brandonparanormal5625 ай бұрын
He says yea just like him lol
@pelletfunner67016 ай бұрын
A real pleasure to watch! I hope he goes far looking forward to seeing him again!
@Lavishfeathers6 ай бұрын
Yooooo the internet 😂😂😂😂
@Shel20136 ай бұрын
Throwing Hot Pockets at Trevor 💀🤣🤣🤣
@Trenchcoatjonny6 ай бұрын
Nah the bones jokes really got me dawg. Amazing set man, love the energy
@d_range2116 ай бұрын
On point with the internet differences 😂
@lacezobi6 ай бұрын
"all the bones?" made me LOSE IT
@alicetaylor64526 ай бұрын
Brilliant I will look out for more from this dude
@richatkinson42916 ай бұрын
Fire set. Refreshing to hear rapid fire talent. Keep at it bro
@mattlb68256 ай бұрын
Straight up funny he killed this had me and my girl crying about the bears
@jmane45814 ай бұрын
I Turned Around He Had A Labrador Retriever In His Hands 🤣🤣 💀
@rebeccarodriguezkeogh43886 ай бұрын
LOVE this material! Nobody else home but me, & my cackling may have frightened the neighbors! Not to mention, anyone approaching with a mind to rob my home
@MrBlaine12346 ай бұрын
This is like if Kevin Holland was in stand up instead of the UFC 😂
@jay38986 ай бұрын
Great set
@BHPaperstacks5 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see this dude blow up. I was laughing the whole set.
@brittanysherrod50155 ай бұрын
So good to see this funny dude still at it!!!!
@JB-bm1to5 ай бұрын
I'm cracking up! I normally don't get excited for new (to me) comedians but he's hilarious.
@JDWitherspoon6 ай бұрын
Ethan is an Amazing comedian
@AdventureRich6 ай бұрын
Rapid fire, this was gooooood! 🙌🏼
@GodOfLovers11116 ай бұрын
This guys hilarious. I usually get tired of racial humor, but this dude hits it perfect. 👌
@LieutenantDan6 ай бұрын
“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” spit out my water lmao
@ekdaufin14856 ай бұрын
$1 for food 😂
@FallofftheMap6 ай бұрын
This dude killed it. Racial jokes without being an asshole. Racial truths in a way that is funny rather than just sad and shitty.
@alirott22716 ай бұрын
THIS BROTHER IS FREAKING FUNNY. How is the crowd not just rolling around laughing?? Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off.Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off Greatly needed. greatly appreciated.
@sneakysquirrl7086 ай бұрын
11:04 I’m so glad I voided those people like the plague. Thank the gods I never saw it. Also I loved your set. Brilliant.
@falseidol13216 ай бұрын
That Man’s A Beast ! Punchline after punchline !!
@Djamourii6 ай бұрын
This is by far one of the best sets from this generation of comics. This guy is going to be big!
@MrBaskins20106 ай бұрын
bears playing spades is wild
@wrtye20695 ай бұрын
Hey man keep the racism out, a black man is as good as a child squirrels, is as good as a white Christmas
@randomproductions9086 ай бұрын
Love this guy, gotta add him to my favorite comedians
@themaggattack5 ай бұрын
"Just throwin hot pockets down the stairs at Trevor." 😂 "What are they tryna communicate to eachother?"🤣 "Stop robbing my house." 💀
@nanakowmensah27155 ай бұрын
The archaeologist part is killing me 😂
@sylusandre6 ай бұрын
loved it. that bear joke was good.!!!
@Fibonachi.5 ай бұрын
Stop robbing my fucking house 😂😂😂
@nicolasbarceloni38616 ай бұрын
Everything he said was so funny and well delivered, didn’t have boring filler phase at all
@nattyshreddz79336 ай бұрын
Looking forward to seeing more of this comedian! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@lilmama_2fly6806 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting to laugh the entire time, but he killed it! Pleasantly surprised!
@rainbomg6 ай бұрын
LOVED HIM!
@IamProlific5 ай бұрын
This whole thing is creative 😭😭😭
@alxx65946 ай бұрын
This man’s a comedic genius!
@KenzoQasim2236 ай бұрын
Incredible pacing of jokes. Absolutely killer set
@Racine856 ай бұрын
Now you’re stealing our hearts 🤣🤣
@belovedgapgod77836 ай бұрын
Im really impressed that he’s still alive given his past career choices 😂
@artfromthesoul86756 ай бұрын
Bars!! I'm a fan.
@johnnyhammersticks886 ай бұрын
“I don’t rob houses anymore..I live in New York, now I rob studio apartments”
@mattresbert6 ай бұрын
Brilliant stuff Right off the bat ❤
@jeremiahtruuu37505 ай бұрын
Great job Ethan nonstop laughs😂😂😂
@StanleyPitts6 ай бұрын
Great material dudes funny af
@autumnstoptwo5 ай бұрын
brilliant set 😂😂 rolling from start to finish
@jordanelise58176 ай бұрын
He sounds like the bee movie guy 😂😂 had me laughing the whole time!
@juicymiss876 ай бұрын
Seinfeld? 😂😂
@dominusgrey6 ай бұрын
I like how quickly he moves between bits and doesnt wait for the audience
@elliesings95086 ай бұрын
Definitely needs to write for sitcoms
@stinsonboyz24 ай бұрын
The first little bit took a sec to hook me... BUT THEN I WAS HOOKED! 😂👏🏾
@bigpancho222 ай бұрын
" I think I'm stay " while robbing a house is crazy 😂
@stephenemery28854 ай бұрын
Walking against wind 😂
@mynamewhatis72546 ай бұрын
Wish it was longer!
@elvisjames5 ай бұрын
That's what she said
@empoweredyoga28435 ай бұрын
This guy is super funny and seems hella cool
@xxgamextymexx95166 ай бұрын
Lmao he definitely killed it🤣👍🏾
@BronzDano6 ай бұрын
Genius. Never heard of this guy before, but he’s a master 💪🏽
@RoyRage6666 ай бұрын
Hella funny!! I was literally laughing out loud, thanks!!
@dadechick696 ай бұрын
This was gold 😂😂😂😂
@nowitsmidnite38156 ай бұрын
Y'all found ALL the bones?!? 🤣
@belleyouuu26374 ай бұрын
This guy has me rolling!!! 😂😂😂
@dijonvon43785 ай бұрын
I'm loving how comedy is finally moving away from "black rooms"... These dudes are killing it, in every room they find themselves in
@PurpPrince4 ай бұрын
Sus comment
@dijonvon43784 ай бұрын
@@PurpPrince Pointing out the overt segregation that used to exist in comedy, is now "sus"... You must be twelve, and/or mentally deficient 😂
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS6 ай бұрын
Bro.... I want to apologize for that. I didn't mean to call you tha B word. Thanks 😂 for using this in the stand up. 🙏🏼 💯 My girl does deserve it 😂 bro
@supadave32106 ай бұрын
He was talking about you?😂
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS6 ай бұрын
@@supadave3210 yes 😂 my rap music 🎶 #johnnyx100 tells the story
@nghtlfe4 ай бұрын
This guy is one of the funniest human beings I have seen ever. This set is pitch-perfect. He feels like a young Eddie Murphy to me.
@ATimeB4YoutubeAds6 ай бұрын
He's got talent!
@NativeSaiyan46 ай бұрын
I randomly found this and was a solid 7/10 😂❤
@wutdafeezy3 ай бұрын
Man this was both hilarious and like telling a story.
@slybourbon4 ай бұрын
I need more of this guys jokes 😂
@stacey36386 ай бұрын
He can rob me any day 😂
@MrBsArcade6 ай бұрын
My mans had me weak in the car waiting on this food
@yaseenmuwwakkil99075 ай бұрын
He got a laugh out of me. He pushed thr cringe line into relatable. Lol