"I Used to Rob Houses” - Ethan Simmons-Patterson - Stand-Up Featuring

[@therealist33777]

“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” - is simply brilliant

[@chriscave1531]

"I think I'mma stay" and "stop robbing me "😂😂😂

[@chocol8dread1]

That part 🤣🤣

[@prodby_cat]

Wild 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ronnieDshman18]

“Wow that was a nice open concept kitchen” fucking killed me

[@akademikz23]

This dude is very quick with it, idk if he's practiced this set thousands of times 😂 but he's on point

[@tusharkakshapati7610]

This guys material is perfect for skits or a tv show. He’s on fire !

[@kubolor1234]

Yeah I can see him in a writers room.

[@SKIDSnSTUFF]

thats good jokes. dude did a half hour set in 12 minutes

[@guaposneeze]

Yeah, you learn to get in and out quick when you rob houses.

[@myriamcisse4814]

That’s a very good one😂

[@George-j6q]

@@guaposneeze NICE! LOL

[@Krysis219]

I came here to say this. His jokes are good but the delivery is off.

[@ragemodegaming7962]

And only said 'hell yeah' 548 damn times. Go back to silently robbing houses ffs.

[@chrisclouds4182]

My new favorite comic! Never seen him before but I was crying the whole time. Almost too quick for the audience to even keep up! This guy has IT.

[@falseidol1321]

Same 😂😂

[@NateSmith87]

"Hotpockets at Trevor locked in the basement," 😂😂😂😂

[@Acidbath-]

This dude killed it. I was laughing the whole time.

[@mdw.444]

Facts hahahaha

[@MrCreed145]

www.youtube.com/@ethansimmons-patterson754

[@HippoLand808]

For sure. Had me rolling

[@MatthewJohnson-gv3fm]

Young legend😂😂😂😂😂

[@MatthewJohnson-gv3fm]

Beautiful day for the n word😂😂😂😂

[@AsahiYuban]

They found all the bones?? 😂😂

[@vandero.8742]

Oh word?😂

[@nathanhart3240]

"well I guess I'll go be a barista" 😂

[@HalIucinations]

The delivery on "but you ended up stealing our hearts" 😂

[@ikkou111]

Wow that is an insane set just rapid fire laughs

[@RustyGraffitiReviews]

I had to stop robbing houses when I seen one of my friends families photos on the fireplace. Well I stopped AFTER that house. 😂

[@versatileduplicity9313]

Damn 😂

[@clyde._]

Was you invited or…

[@RustyGraffitiReviews]

@@clyde._ nah I never been there before it just happened to be a spot I picked

[@Morelife876]

😂😂😂😂 wild , should have left him a note saying “found you” 💀💀💀

[@RustyGraffitiReviews]

@@Morelife876 😂

[@leonelcadet3833]

YO this dude was knocking the jokes out. That is a really hard speed. He did that.

[@JimmyHopkins42]

Bro got Mark Normand pace. Doesn't skip a beat, back-to-back on every punch, & don't stop till the set time is up. Insanity honestly.

[@brittanysherrod5015]

Similar pacing, but his cadence is so much more playful!

[@chaseknight6450]

I hope he gets more sets out there. His material is on point.

[@jaylol7226]

Hope he keeps going, looked up all his other material. Relatable as hell, funny as heaven

[@Forever.29]

“Relatable as hell, funny as heaven” 👍 I like that 😁

[@thevoteman]

"ya'll found all the bones?" that killed me bruh

[@TYLOTYLOTYLO]

His pacing was perfect. Just kept going i cudnt breathe 😂😂😂

[@aimeechoup6767]

"They gotta be dead" for the 2girls1cup girls is too funny!! This guy's hilarious

[@topdollarrific]

I’ve been laughing long after my first watch. I came back to watch again, leave a thumbs up, and comment. Great set! 🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccarodriguezkeogh4388]

Ditto! Or, ... SAME!

[@johnespiridion1926]

super talented I'd love to see more.

[@pelletfunner6701]

A real pleasure to watch! I hope he goes far looking forward to seeing him again!

[@JDWitherspoon]

Ethan is an Amazing comedian

[@brittanysherrod5015]

So good to see this funny dude still at it!!!!

[@BrooklynRedneck]

lmfaooo as someone who robbed houses with a bunch of friends growing up, i had the same experience 😂😂😂

[@JB-bm1to]

I'm cracking up! I normally don't get excited for new (to me) comedians but he's hilarious.

[@Trenchcoatjonny]

Nah the bones jokes really got me dawg. Amazing set man, love the energy

[@genjisann2051]

the Pattersons are killing it in comedy

[@MitchellBahamas]

He's not related to Kam. But o also immediately thought this lol

[@genjisann2051]

@jmajic1 what a coinkydink huh?

[@Brandonparanormal562]

He says yea just like him lol

[@BHPaperstacks]

Can't wait to see this dude blow up. I was laughing the whole set.

[@lacezobi]

"all the bones?" made me LOSE IT

[@Djamourii]

This is by far one of the best sets from this generation of comics. This guy is going to be big!

[@alicetaylor6452]

Brilliant I will look out for more from this dude

[@miqjoseph]

Some ppl pay for food , I cut out the middle man 😂😂😂

[@Shel2013]

Throwing Hot Pockets at Trevor 💀🤣🤣🤣

[@d_range211]

On point with the internet differences 😂

[@randomproductions908]

Love this guy, gotta add him to my favorite comedians

[@jay3898]

Great set

[@GodOfLovers1111]

This guys hilarious. I usually get tired of racial humor, but this dude hits it perfect. 👌

[@nicolasbarceloni3861]

Everything he said was so funny and well delivered, didn’t have boring filler phase at all

[@dys1525]

Personal growth... beautiful to witness.

[@richatkinson4291]

Fire set. Refreshing to hear rapid fire talent. Keep at it bro

[@alxx6594]

This man’s a comedic genius!

[@falseidol1321]

That Man’s A Beast ! Punchline after punchline !!

[@rebeccarodriguezkeogh4388]

LOVE this material! Nobody else home but me, & my cackling may have frightened the neighbors! Not to mention, anyone approaching with a mind to rob my home

[@FallofftheMap]

This dude killed it. Racial jokes without being an asshole. Racial truths in a way that is funny rather than just sad and shitty.

[@IamProlific]

This whole thing is creative 😭😭😭

[@alirott2271]

THIS BROTHER IS FREAKING FUNNY. How is the crowd not just rolling around laughing?? Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off.Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off Greatly needed. greatly appreciated.

[@KenzoQasim223]

Incredible pacing of jokes. Absolutely killer set

[@AdventureRich]

Rapid fire, this was gooooood! 🙌🏼

[@sneakysquirrl708]

11:04 I’m so glad I voided those people like the plague. Thank the gods I never saw it. Also I loved your set. Brilliant.

[@lilmama_2fly680]

I wasn't expecting to laugh the entire time, but he killed it! Pleasantly surprised!

[@nanakowmensah2715]

The archaeologist part is killing me 😂

[@StanleyPitts]

Great material dudes funny af

[@MrBlaine1234]

This is like if Kevin Holland was in stand up instead of the UFC 😂

[@Lavishfeathers]

Yooooo the internet 😂😂😂😂

[@autumnstoptwo]

brilliant set 😂😂 rolling from start to finish

[@jeremiahtruuu3750]

Great job Ethan nonstop laughs😂😂😂

[@jmane4581]

I Turned Around He Had A Labrador Retriever In His Hands 🤣🤣 💀

[@LieutenantDan]

“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” spit out my water lmao

[@Racine85]

Now you’re stealing our hearts 🤣🤣

[@mattlb6825]

Straight up funny he killed this had me and my girl crying about the bears

[@dominusgrey]

I like how quickly he moves between bits and doesnt wait for the audience

[@Fibonachi.]

Stop robbing my fucking house 😂😂😂

[@rainbomg]

LOVED HIM!

[@BronzDano]

Genius. Never heard of this guy before, but he’s a master 💪🏽

[@themaggattack]

"Just throwin hot pockets down the stairs at Trevor." 😂 "What are they tryna communicate to eachother?"🤣 "Stop robbing my house." 💀

[@mattresbert]

Brilliant stuff Right off the bat ❤

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

Bro.... I want to apologize for that. I didn't mean to call you tha B word. Thanks 😂 for using this in the stand up. 🙏🏼 💯 My girl does deserve it 😂 bro

[@supadave3210]

He was talking about you?😂

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

@@supadave3210 yes 😂 my rap music 🎶 #johnnyx100 tells the story

[@elliesings9508]

Definitely needs to write for sitcoms

[@NativeSaiyan4]

I randomly found this and was a solid 7/10 😂❤

[@empoweredyoga2843]

This guy is super funny and seems hella cool

[@adamhowarth8497]

Finally!! A funny American 😃 and has everyone in the world seen the cup video? A life education....😬🤣

[@sylusandre]

loved it. that bear joke was good.!!!

[@nattyshreddz7933]

Looking forward to seeing more of this comedian! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@MrBaskins2010]

bears playing spades is wild

[@wrtye2069]

Hey man keep the racism out, a black man is as good as a child squirrels, is as good as a white Christmas

[@ekdaufin1485]

$1 for food 😂

[@stinsonboyz2]

The first little bit took a sec to hook me... BUT THEN I WAS HOOKED! 😂👏🏾

[@TallStax]

This guy is seriously hilarious

[@belovedgapgod7783]

Im really impressed that he’s still alive given his past career choices 😂

[@RoyRage666]

Hella funny!! I was literally laughing out loud, thanks!!

[@OLTRATV]

Great Job! Def need more!

[@nghtlfe]

This guy is one of the funniest human beings I have seen ever. This set is pitch-perfect. He feels like a young Eddie Murphy to me.

[@mynamewhatis7254]

Wish it was longer!

[@elvisjames]

That's what she said

[@bigpancho22]

" I think I'm stay " while robbing a house is crazy 😂

[@yaseenmuwwakkil9907]

He got a laugh out of me. He pushed thr cringe line into relatable. Lol

[@junevortexmusic7950]

This guy is actually good . Seems like he got never ending material

[@xxgamextymexx9516]

Lmao he definitely killed it🤣👍🏾

[@wutdafeezy]

Man this was both hilarious and like telling a story.

[@jordanelise5817]

He sounds like the bee movie guy 😂😂 had me laughing the whole time!

[@juicymiss87]

Seinfeld? 😂😂

[@divinedemon86]

The whole set was God-tier but the 2 Girls 1 Cup mention though 😂🤣😂

[@slybourbon]

I need more of this guys jokes 😂

[@ATimeB4YoutubeAds]

He's got talent!

[@KeishaTheTruth777]

I LOVED THIS!!!

[@nowitsmidnite3815]

Y'all found ALL the bones?!? 🤣

[@belleyouuu2637]

This guy has me rolling!!! 😂😂😂

[@artfromthesoul8675]

Bars!! I'm a fan.

[@flikitova1399]

Great set man!

[@MrBsArcade]

My mans had me weak in the car waiting on this food

[@oliviercornelissen8916]

That was a whirlwind of fun!

[@craigmerkey8518]

He is on 🔥