Matt McCusker | Hot Cousins | Stand-Up On The Spot

[@yew2oob954]

Audio needs fixing...it needs to be tuned to 432Hz.

[@BennHaze]

Keep seeing this type of comment. What does this mean?

[@yew2oob954]

@@BennHaze For reference: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHK0Y3SNo7h5m5Y

[@Jacob-zv7xw]

@@BennHazethe shaman is a renown flutist

[@Sophisticlesenergy]

​@@BennHazeits because shane hates when these comments get like this

[@alexanderevans9262]

For real I could tell instantly. I said, Matt’s voice is much more healing than this.

[@TheSlayerofGoogans]

I’ve been saying this for years but Matt’s on the Cusk of greatness

[@Nalopotato]

that might be the single greatest backhanded compliment

[@RAPPERreal]

lmaoo

[@skatekr3wmonty]

right on the cusk

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Right on that maher fahin cuuuusssskkkkkkk

[@Baconbits16]

Cusking or is that something different?

[@raging100]

on the spot is the hardest thing to do in comedy lol...props for shaman for giving it a go with 50% of the room looking like they got dragged there against their will

[@claytonchaos578]

That’s most comedy shows these days lol

[@iwishiwasryan192]

The shaman killed this set

[@CB-ht9ow]

Good Bits and Punch lines

[@Jonathanmm7]

@@CB-ht9ow saw him in raleigh last year and was overcome with immense joy and glee. oh how our laughter filled the room. a glorious day to remember indeed.

[@Rogerkonijntje]

earth wind and fire, heeding his call :p

[@chinxwraps7777]

This is literally Matt’s craft bringing up random shit and making it funny for the dawgs lmao

[@Owen-G]

It’s crazy cuz that elder abuse prompt definitely reminded Matt of the MULTIPLE times him and Shane had this convo on the pod.

[@unklawfulbanana1357]

Matt has insane crowdwork. Most underrated comedian in my opinion

[@seanmiles6114]

1. Dan Soder 2. The shaman

[@planetchopurcockoff]

@@seanmiles6114comparing someone to dan is fucked up

[@yourmumsahoe1]

he absolutely sucks

[@plugmanjohnson7456]

​@@yourmumsahoe1shut up dork

[@georgepooney2539]

Over rated.

[@ktmdevon]

First date shouting out hot cousins is a tough look 😂😂😂

[@barrydickins3476]

Fr 😂 Matt’s a bro for trying to turn it around for the lad

[@nahyeah7249]

Why would he yell that out on a first date, holy moly

[@zbell7003]

“i thought it was aggressive of him” 😂

[@mistasplash2725]

Yeah man should've said voluptuous just to express their form

[@ThePerculator9000]

He played his cards right a true dawg if you will

[@brennenconlee437]

As a long time MSSP listener, I’m truly blessed to have more shaman stand up clips to consume, and I’m imagining more on the way now that the dawgs are in Austin. Now if we can get some high quality clips of pope or oconnies that would be incredible

[@billyghostal]

I acutely hate everyone that starts their comment off with "As a..."

[@brennenconlee437]

@@billyghostal as a person that also hates that, I agree

[@BennHaze]

As a regular KZbinr I hate it too, it’s so common.

[@patrickembury2188]

As a gay man I disagree

[@trapchurches555]

Billy and spud >>

[@austinovyel6021]

1:17 the dogs were barking lmao

[@m3xicanpolice627]

Matt’s such a g for putting that dude on who was on the first date hahaha

[@civildissension]

Could not be said enough. He really should get more credit outside of our circlejerk.

[@whatdadogdoin8457]

I haven’t watched enough actual standup of Matt but I’ve watched the pod for like 4 years and he’s so comfortable bringing up random shit like this. This is by far his absolute peak and funniness, just on the fly can riff anything. I think he overthinks sometimes like on kill Tony and shit and needs to let loose

[@CreamedCorn2002]

U watched the pod for 4 years and never bothered to look up any of matts stand up?

[@whatdadogdoin8457]

@@CreamedCorn2002 nope😂 I have never watched stand up until like a year ago. 1 dollar Patreon tho cuz I’m a dawg

[@rachelbachtell6053]

I'm not very fond of these kinds of sets but if matt keeps doing them I'll watch em all he killed it! I wanted it to be longer

[@mellpear4773]

This is probably best one I’ve ever seen - amazing from the shaman

[@maxwellpollockable]

the aggressive kids on leashes got me

[@Fisker94]

Damn! Neuro link for dawgbrains would be crazy

[@michaelrfalkowski2446]

Neurolink for the dawgs!

[@freewindman9675]

KZbin comments melt my brain

[@joshuathornton9129]

We’d all be too powerful like the big red machine, we’d all have to be cancelled immediately

[@suurisuu9702]

That feels like episode from Ricky and morty😂😂😂😂

[@yyguuyg]

Matt is fucking great, this seems so challenging to do and he absolutely crushed it

[@QuantumRizzX]

Most comedy like this is done in troupe or group of comedians so they have someone to riff off. Normand and attell are the best at it, they do their sets all while crows working too but then have a q&a at the end for 15 minutes

[@QuantumRizzX]

Mccusker is a killer too

[@life.as.a.duck.336]

damn dad you've been keeping it tight 🤣🤣🤣

[@trevor3255]

the deja vu joke got me :D

[@enzolong9085]

​@@trevor3255 same 😂

[@mattgoodell7015]

Neurolink for the Dawgs!

[@ControlNumber]

Shaman keepin' it real as always.

[@rezzbuilds8343]

The shaman is growing stronger

[@nicknovakk]

God I love this set! Watched it so many times.

[@curlyb]

🤣

[@loribug12]

Matt’s looking sharp in his dark jeans! I’m so used to seeing him on the pod in jogging pants. 😂

[@CMP719]

Damn i thought it was gonna be a new one! But its still great to re-rewatch!

[@bubonikkronik6561]

damnn same

[@barrydickins3476]

Very well done Microdoes Mathew. You did not miss

[@RicoAlessandro]

"You get your hug" "don't make a big deal about it"😂😂

[@777biscuits]

Matt’s sperm joke was so friggin technical. Rodney Mullen-esque technicality

[@devanman7920]

If he can get even 20% as funny on stage as he is on the podcast he's gonna do really well.

[@station-7]

The podcast is better than either of their individual stand ups.

[@MoisterizedEar]

@@station-7Shane explained it well, the podcast is unhinged and he can say whatever because he knows it’s for the dawgs. But during his standup there’s no telling who is in the crowd so he is more careful with what he says. Which is the most understandable reason for being a little more censored on stage I’ve ever heard. Just and honest way to do it.

[@MichaelDouglas-24]

He nailed this

[@Togetherwefall]

This was so hilarious I would love to see Shane react to this lol I know he would think it’s Shrek 1

[@jaramiahmarquez8966]

Matt crushing it 😂

[@Schwtz]

..."God damn dude keeping it tight" .... LMAO

[@TreeShark]

This one is fireeee ❤❤❤🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@Pete_Finch]

Honestly a pretty damn creative audience. Dude, where are these shows I'd love to be in this audience

[@FarsonArson]

Matt is a wingman for all. Random dude in a first date? "Just so you know ma'am, this guy is PACKING"

[@fuckamericanidiot]

He would take a black eye for a friend 100%

[@QuantumRizzX]

I hate myself for missing mccusker butterly and rainey in Chicago a few years ago ahd mccusker last week here but I get to see the fully loaded tour ahd can’t wait

[@rudyfernandez9198]

Dude I was beating myself over it. What up dude!? Shout out from Des Plaines! 🤙

[@prince13896]

These are usually a rough one, but never underestimate the Shaman.

[@patrickmyers7569]

You're a real one, Mr McCusker

[@raphaelgordh8251]

Shaman is totally ascending to Red Tier 2 Power God no doubt about it. You can feel the aura

[@suurisuu9702]

That woman sayin neurolink for a dog feels like episode from Ricky and morty 😂😂😂

[@yesman9792]

"where are my balls Summer?"

[@jamesgordon123]

Could watch Matt for hrs

[@trentlomelino]

Matt did his thing for the bros

[@MattH-wg7ou]

The Shaman perfecting his craft getting better and better... SODTAOE!

[@Okillydokilly69]

SODTAOE . The shaman graces us . Blessed are ye

[@JesusChristIsLordoflords]

To all our enemies

[@sagetmaster4]

Matt could do this for five hours straight and it would all be hilarious

[@evancox6772]

Matt Is so Awesome!!

[@goodgodmode]

The Shaman is in his bag here

[@NightWalker035]

screaming "hot cousins" on the first date is honestly so baller it puts Jordan to shame.

[@HealthyNick]

Lol Dude, Matt got me Dead, right off the bat. Love it

[@goldfruitco6841]

this is why it's MATT's podcast

[@neilbowman573]

I've got a daughter that has to be leashed. She has what we used to call water on the brain. When she falls she only has the ability to brace her fall with her face. Which is pretty cool for a little girl w a brain problem. And her next beat quality is that if she's told No she will swing on you and then grab something to throw at you. ...And I'm supposed to free range this kid? She's a leash kid....she cannot be allowed to choose her own destination.

[@gabrielklushkan2438]

That’s fair. I guess when they’re joking about kids on leashes it’s for the kids that could be able to go off and do their thing but their crazy parents don’t let them do anything

[@neilbowman573]

@@gabrielklushkan2438 Trust me, I think it's funny. I'm just saying I've got a kid that you don't want roaming on her own. Fearless and clumsy aren't a good combo.

[@maximus8610]

Respectfully you worded this in a hilarious way

[@45johngalt]

i was a normal kid but until i was about 4 or 5 i was a madman. I almost climbed and fell into the guerilla pit at the SF zoo, got out of my car seat while on the freeway and started making it towards the window. So, I'm glad they put me on a leash. I had already managed to gash my head on the edge of a glass topped coffee table and severed off the tip of my left ring finger and had to have it reattached because i was messing with a heavy, sliding glass door.

[@asalu0000]

Saw him live last month, legit great!

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

No one makes me laugh harder than Mccuskie 😂

[@rickmort27]

coulda listened to 1 hour of that, oh wait i do everyday lol

[@tyleroverholser]

Gotta love some Matt content

[@DeathWard187]

what a legend he's so funny

[@magicknight13]

The dawgs are truly blessed ❤

[@agmike98]

Is it weirdly light in there or a really good camera

[@frankwoods9680]

This guy is the absolute best

[@JohnnyG911]

Matt killed this shit 🔥🔥🔥

[@ultimatedriversofmachinery]

Bro it’s hard to not make a big deal out of a hot cousin it’s weird man we need to talk more about it

[@Se7enth351]

Do we really though

[@Iknowmusicyoudont]

Unreal set

[@BobbyWelcomePackets]

My only complaint is that this video isnt longer

[@adammitchell1290]

More Matt standup!!!!

[@natetaylor9773]

My hero 😭

[@jackbaird6724]

Honestly an insane set, killer

[@CZW]

Need more... great set!

[@bachtell]

Need that hoodie tbh.

[@tracetalley4834]

Hoodie was a real stab in the back to their Lucy sponsorship 👀

[@rrauly1166]

zen not zyn lol

[@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus]

​@@rrauly1166 translates to 'not his fun' lol

[@rrauly1166]

@@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus means peaceful and calm

[@M0stlym3answ3ll]

I didn’t come here to watch the video. Just showed up to say “YES”.

[@snowmanap]

The Shaman kills!

[@MrGMT1992]

Matt is the real deal.

[@stevet6401]

Our God is glorious

[@Nunya7211]

This is exactly what seeing the first great speakers in ancient Greece was like. Matt McCusker.

[@julicoole]

What a beast

[@vinnyt42allday]

Matt might be the next best

[@crryder44]

All of that was hilarious

[@bocajred11]

It’s crazy how similar him and Shane are.

[@ismaeldomingo2249]

Great for you shaman, stay fly

[@cocorkiller2322]

Anything of the shaman is always top notch

[@ethanraynerart]

great set

[@MattH-wg7ou]

"We was sperms" 🤣

[@jonvia]

Would've loved a tribal flute performance as well but this will do.

[@championsofodin9868]

Matt’s so funny 😂

[@thatoneguywithahugethang]

Hell yeah dawg

[@deeeeeej]

keepin' it tight

[@davidrod4629]

Holy sh*t Matt kills on stage💀

[@evertkennedy1836]

How tight is God, and Dad. The Sammie's in the game again!!!!

[@evertkennedy1836]

Shamans*

[@BigFarts0]

Dawgz Unite

[@albertcano504]

I love the new Chris Farley and David spade

[@jjsh9849]

Tha muthafkn Shaman aka speed of light!!

[@OyeVato]

Bro Matt is so fucking funny

[@hckykd39]

As soon as he spoke I could tell he was internally tuned to 432hz

[@Poosnatcher]

Hell yeah matt

[@Pwilly07]

The fuckin deja vu bit is insane

[@timlosito]

Shoutout Daniel Johnston - they have Jeremiah the Frog on the backdrop

[@aidanclaproth1896]

432 Hz of gold. Hell yeah matty poo

[@cs1098]

Shaman shouldve said im the next phase of white guys with dreads: white guys with black wives

[@mgpBLARG]

Get your hug and go back to the buffet 😂

[@POV_UT]

Are these those high ceilings Tony talks about??

[@MmmmGoodBoy]

No, this is Cap City not Sunset Strip