Matt McCusker Has Experienced "The Black Wife" Effect Firsthand

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[@freddyrose7815]

"She said she was black, I believed her" 💀

[@cartomancycarmen]

“She said she was a woman, I believed her.” In context: is she female tho?

[@arielvega6344]

​@@cartomancycarmen That's enough hard questions for the today. I thought this would stop after school.

[@tomfoolery342]

When he said that, I had to stop the video because I was laughing too much...

[@stateoftheartatlanta]

@@cartomancycarmen fuck around get canceled talkin like that lmaoooo 😂 crazy

[@shabrethajennings7291]

​@@tomfoolery342my ribs hurt from laughing so hard when he said that shit 😂😂😂

[@clemfandango619]

'You have a darker wife'. That's how you start a conversation.

[@51234ad]

“Your chocolaty bride” 😂😂😂

[@couchprincess698]

I’m cr😂

[@amalik4273]

Caught me way off gaurd

[@teresam5199]

Ignorant

[@Illumirage]

@@teresam5199 why? So many hoops to jump through when talking about black people. All these word games and linguistic tricks to justify cancelling white people only...

[@krizzay95]

His mom didn't know BET existed 😂

[@user-jg5gt5rg7t]

it be like that man😂😂😂

[@forposterity4031]

She probably flicked through and caught BET when comedy was on and Bruce Bruce was on stage just repeating "Lord have mercy" after a joke and she thought it was a church channel.

[@user-jg5gt5rg7t]

@@forposterity4031 😂😂😂

[@anthonycaruso5527]

Imagine if he watched MTV instead. His wife would have been some half-liberal white chick addicted to heroin

[@jemroper]

😂😂😂​@@forposterity4031

[@Collab2023-zx1mr]

a darker wife of course Theo Starts the subject like that

[@stacyjpoliticscommunityfai359]

That chocolate is going to age very well

[@pepperprovasnik]

Theo's dad is black.

[@TheModernAlchemix]

No one can build tension of awkwardness like Theo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sakurakou2009]

He and the why you gae interviewer need to make cross over

[@fubarexress6359]

@@TheModernAlchemix yeah he can't be matched. Matt is one of the FEW people that can talk to him and talk about the most off the wall shit.

[@LeMerch]

My wife is black. I’m Irish, like I’m from Ireland. Came to the US about 8 years ago. And my god.. I was hit on by black women and the way they treated me and just the aura and charisma was different and I was totally drawn to black women. I married my soul mate!

[@johnnyc0811]

Called jungle fever my boy

[@PlantLady9098]

Congrats, my friend! ❤

[@metalchickyboo]

Easy Bill burr

[@es2709]

Soul mate. I see what you did there.

[@kaiman9474]

​@@johnnyc0811 ew

[@user-ej2mb8ww8r]

“She blocked everything except BET” LMAO

[@JadedeaJade]

Do you think she regrets that? Hahahahhahahahahah lmao

[@Jay-jb2vr]

BET isn't black..

[@MPR2]

😂🤣😆

[@1971gift]

​@Jay-jb2vr when he was growing up it was.

[@SenorEmborracho]

Black entertainment television isn't black huh. ​You're one of those 🙊always raging huh 🤣@@Jay-jb2vr

[@gunit8315]

“Chocolatey bride” is an all time phrase

[@aforautistic8635]

10/10

[@Vstoicpzz9]

😂😂😂😂

[@dtr989]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@northernspade1727]

“At white weddings you can sit in a chair all night and gamble on your phone” 😂😂😂😂

[@chriswilbur1356]

Bro I went to my boss's wedding, all his old ass relatives were gambling in their phones lmao

[@Maynard-il1yj]

@@chriswilbur1356hustle never stops!

[@CH4madness]

“She said she was black, I believed her” LMFAO

[@ajagoddess4442]

As a black woman I was so interested in this conversation but you're talking like we are animals in a zoo I love the comments ....

[@Illumirage]

Fragility

[@DoogieShoogie-pj1id]

I was concerned about the portion when he mentioned the impregnated 13 year old girls, without mentioning nor understanding, that that was usually sexual abuse, (r@pe.) And that it is a purposely intended phenomenon, to keep young Brown Women taking care of adult males. This has been a definitive hindrance to the advancement of the race - the outright, but also surreptitious degradation, exploitation, and abuse of Brown Women and Girls.

[@ajagoddess4442]

@@Illumirage I am a black woman so of course can't be that... God day sir

[@Illumirage]

@@ajagoddess4442 No, you're being that

[@Illumirage]

@@ajagoddess4442 I don't get why you keep making your race sound as if that somehow makes you more right, or less wrong.....

[@ARealGopher]

"Pretty much black" means a white woman from Mississippi with a Tupac shirt on"

[@ayetam_aye]

😂😂😂😂😂I just screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vincentvega5686]

or a scottish woman with curly hair

[@ARealGopher]

@ayetam_aye Thank you kindly!!! Please keep the laughs going, it's fuel for our souls! ❤️ Spread the love and laughs my friend, wherever you are!

[@josepha.4072]

😂😂😂😂Probably named jessica

[@lainafields]

I'm from Mississippi and that shit is funny!

[@DanielIvan707]

Black woman treat you good 😊

[@Illumirage]

not in my experience.

[@ef3345]

They do in my experience

[@jennybrown611]

@@ef3345🥰

[@PurplePadisafy]

@@Illumiragewhat is your experience? We aren’t a monolith.

[@angela4000]

The stereotype of black people being more sexual than other races is absurd. I am a middle-aged black woman who grew up in the 70's and I literally played dolls with my best friend, who was Mexican, until I was 14 years old. We were both naive and not the least bit interested in sex.

[@aja1108]

Exactly. Black women are, in fact, the most prudish when it comes to sex. Lately, they've been brainwashed into acting out of order publicly in an effort to be liberated and own their sexuality. Trying to fulfill the stereotype.

[@juned1719]

I grew up in the burbs in the early 2000s and the white girls were the ones sleeping around. All the black guys I knew said they dated white girls be because they put out faster and younger.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

​@juned1719 I grew up in the burbs in the 2000s too. Yeah, the white girls slept with their boyfriends, but black girls literally go on quests to sleep with randos. And I dont think you take population proportion into account.

[@jaidaimani4844]

completely agree, i’m in my mid20s and my white girl friends are by far more sexually experienced than my Black gfs. most of my Black gfs never had boyfriends or sex until their 20s.

[@tamarastone141]

I believe it may have to do with demographics...as well as socioeconomic statuses. Is it fair to say middle class, upper middle were NOT affected as much?? That's my belief. The caucasian women were DEFINITELY more sexually active in my environment.

[@avisnubia]

Black woman here married 20 years to a gorgeous white guy, this is a very interesting conversation.

[@morgan4574]

Was he a fixer-upper aesthetically? 😂

[@PipsMess]

Interesting to say the lease… would love to see his wife response lol

[@shogunmason]

@@morgan4574what??💀

[@muffin1119]

Apparently numerous studies have been done on interracial marriages, every single one showed that black women-white dude marriages are the most stable and have the lowest divorce rates by like a lot more than the runner up. I don’t know what that means, but I researched that years ago and always found it interesting. Personally, it always seemed to me that so long as they are respected and treated well by their man, black women are righteous to their men, they don’t allow anyone to disrespect their man and will fuck anyone who does up. I’ve never witnessed that with any other ethnicity.

[@homelander2243]

@@muffin1119 they talk about this in the full episode. They talk about how black women and Chinese men generally don’t date outside their race giving most of them a severely cut down dating pool, because black men and Chinese women will date outside their race way more.

[@FunkyBruja]

@5:16 and "Black women are coming around" has me on the floor in tears laughing! 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@averieldeathrider8407]

My fiancé Is a beautiful black woman. I'm a German man & she's amazing!! She treats me like a King & she's my Queen.

[@sokolsokolowski3411]

Austrian painter is rolling in his grave

[@ThumpRat]

Your kids will not look like you

[@cashvilletn2370]

@@sokolsokolowski3411🤣🤣🤣

[@soulspirationgoddess]

Do you tell that to white women who pro-create with black men too or just white men?

[@xoxo7132]

@@ThumpRatyes he will, because it’s his kids. You know how genetics works?

[@allishah9377]

As a Black woman, this conversation makes me uncomfortable. It’s good insight (I think)….heck, I don’t know. It’s just all a little weird.

[@flourishejimole8354]

It's not stop being so triggered

[@zerahshemuel5977]

Well obviously she said it made Her feel uncomfortable. Relax, it's allowed.

[@firewater365]

@@flourishejimole8354someone being uncomfortable means that they are triggered? Oh man

[@ladyfitness67]

If the conversation were between BM would you have felt less “uncomfortable”?

[@petttroville5510]

Was it the oversexualizing of young BG or talking about us like we are not people, which part made you uncomfortable? What made me uncomfortable is the BW in the comment section applauding this...🤦🏾‍♀️

[@GhostLyricist]

Bro's talking like they collecting Pokemon cards 😂

[@benburnett8109]

For realz playa!!!!!! Theo be straight gangsta and totally frontin for the south side crips and the North side Bloodz.

[@Jay-jb2vr]

Yea racist conversation

[@AamirMahdiMMD]

We all gotta Admit black women are amazing

[@Illumirage]

Nah

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

@@Illumirageyou have 100 comments on videos buddy. Nobody cares about your nah. Your a oh hell nah.

[@bigdick1267]

As long as they don't have BWA...

[@unholyshape]

hell nah

[@teresam5199]

Only people who don't measure up deny this

[@Lumpygrits76]

😂😂😂 HIGHLY Relating to this as a white man. But I never changed anything and I’ve married to my black wife for 26 years. Me and my wife both grew up in klan country near Pulaski TN. 😂😂😂 That seed was planted in my brain growing up in the late 70’s early 80’s I was in LOVE with little Janet when I was a kid 😂. Just had to keep my mouth shut about how I thought until I got old enough to do what I wanted. But I’ve always been just a country boy with “flavor”as I’ve been told.

[@aja1108]

That's funny.

[@chriskramer9311]

Am white man with black wife, is rad

[@dieu5041]

Appreciate you darg

[@Illumirage]

Virtue signal harder

[@chriskramer9311]

@@Illumirage its definitonally not virtue signally you fkn dipsh*t

[@Illumirage]

@@chriskramer9311 No. It is.

[@chriskramer9311]

@@Illumirage nope, it sure isnt

[@GuidedMeditationstoManifest]

As a Black woman this was one of the cringiest conversations I've seen in a long time. Wow...just....wow.

[@Candy004]

A lot of laughter about the sexual abuse of minors. Smh

[@petttroville5510]

Yep yep and yeah

[@ashleyharp2681]

I thought it was hilarious because it was so raw and pure. Like he didn’t quite know what to say. Chocolatey bride took me tf out.

[@GuidedMeditationstoManifest]

@@YorT-em7rm already very used to it. Lifetime of practice.

[@jennybrown611]

Not to me. I date white men and the way I talk about them to their face and my friends might be considered a little cringe and races but I promise I’m not.😂😂

[@byTaxxZ]

2:49 first time i've seen Theo spit out his juice laughing lol

[@ryanmussell739]

Geez. I knew it was coming and it is still hilarious.

[@pseud420]

Was a funny moment - I love how he was more apologetic about it than anything else, typical Theo hahaha

[@philsadler7087]

That shit had me laughing hard lol

[@philiphall9609]

Almost had a double spit take. Matt almost lost it wright after that.

[@ShugarMeat]

after the comment and spit “this place just went out of business. We’re good.” Had me 😂😂😂😂

[@vmlksm9]

As a black woman I used to be extremely “race loyal” but not anymore. My husband is Mexican/Italian. We have 2 kids. My older sister just married a white man last Aug. And my Best friend is engaged to a Togan/Samoan. A lot of black women are starting to jump ship 😂

[@DasInf13]

Black women have always been the most up front about their intentions with me and I always found that super attractive as a white man. Nothing makes you feel better than being wanted, doesn't matter what race they are.

[@ColinTaylor-sj7ti]

@@DasInf13 for real

[@helpis0ntheway]

You are too funny 🤣😂✌💚

[@OpalRuins]

As a black man, the ladies in your family have good taste 😂

[@aliabdelaziz905]

My wife is also black and I’m Mexican and everyone even my family say our 3 children should be models

[@fubarexress6359]

My wife is black, so that beginning part sent me LOL. I grew up with black people as a white guy, and black girls always liked me more than any other race by a long shot. So it just felt natural to me.

[@brianmeen2158]

And black girls are much more forward(than other groups of women) when they like you ..

[@FrankieDee-hc8ji]

Thanks for reminding me, when I was young my sister always used to tell people, "Every time we go to a restaurant and there's a black waitress or counter girl, they always give my brother extra food." She was right - I don't know why, I never asked for more(?)

[@rleeboston33]

I'm white, went to public schools in a major city and there wasn't many of us. All the black chicks crushed on me. A lot of the Spanish girls too.

[@TajeniV]

@@rleeboston33cause you were an anomoly not cause you were special Y’all really think BW will choose you just cause no y’all dont know the psychology of BW😂 They like men they can control as well as men who are rare cases to see if they can accomplish something with them not cause they genuinely like you You yt will learn the hard way Why you think BW are the least married out of all races & it isnt cause BM arent marrying them😂 Its cause other races see how bad they are too😂

[@Illumirage]

@@TajeniV you speak for all black women?

[@JB-uw5yh]

Im white, wife is black.. We just liked each other and we became a couple. She has told me that she wanted to be a mom and a wife and never felt that was easy dating black men. She and her 2 sisters are all married to white men. We have a nice family.

[@user-by2dk9ns8s]

this--a lot of BM do not commit to marriage. Many BM prefer to date forever and also to have more than one woman. Many BM want all the benefits of marriage--including kids, access to the woman's finances, etc but do not want to commit. There are also less BM in the marrying demographics--there is an estimated 1.5 million missing BM in the US--most out of circulation for incarceration. Many BW with education, skills and a proper upbringing do not want that type of baby mama relationship or an inmate. They want to get married to a man who wants a family. And most WM want to be married and have a family. WW definitely get married but there is more competition for WW because there is no missing amount of WM. So, if BW and WM expand their dating choices, there are some definite chances for BW/WM couples. If you look at interracial marriages in the US, statistically the ones that last the longest and have the lowest divorce rate are BW/WM. Highest divorce rate is WW/BM.

[@Illumirage]

​@@user-by2dk9ns8s nah, I'll pass

[@teresam5199]

Awesome

[@Seetiyan]

​@@user-by2dk9ns8sMen of all races want more than one woman. That's not unusual. But more black women in the U.S. let black men get away with it more often than other women with their men.

[@kingstrong5351]

@@user-by2dk9ns8s Na, those are the Black Men You qualified for. There are Plenty of Blk Men that want to get married, the problem is Most Blk Women aren't wife material, which is why they are the least married lol.

[@asha8859]

When you're in a healthy relationship it's amazing. And when you're in a relationship with a healthy Black Woman you are taken care of mentally, spiritually and physically. I think if we take the skin color out of the equation and just see that there are different cultures that we can learn from. Then we can evolve a little better. And yes! Theo should be in a healthy ass relationship with a Black Woman. I am so for that!

[@SkyLove80.]

I think you guys are brave for having this conversation. Society doesn't approve of black women being love or admired. However this is the first time I'm hearing about black girls and sex. As a teen in school/neighborhood I always heard about the non black girls having more sex and being more experienced than the black girls. I remember black boys were even saying it was easier to get it from them than us.

[@HashimWarren]

That's the exact stereotype I heard. That white girls were fast and willing to do nasty stuff. Now I know that every group stereotypes other women as sexually loose

[@Illumirage]

Black women are actually elevated above everyone else. You are privileged. Our society treats white men like dog sh..

[@BmoreBetterNOW]

@SkyLove80 That’s true for me too. White women/girls were viewed as easy & that was seemingly the only reason young black men were interested in them.

[@airilove17]

I thought so too. I guess both sides see it that the other is more easier to get. Black men have high stds rates. One of the many reasons I never dated them.

[@ricecristi]

Same for me, I didn’t have sex until my mid twenties. All the white girls thought taking it up the a** meant you were still a virgin. I thought these girls are crazy. I’m out, I’m good. I want no parts of any of this. Boys scared me (honestly men still do), how in the world are they intimidated by us? How is skin intimidating?

[@ItsBeenACoonsAge]

"In grade school, I like, dated a Mexican lady."

[@samanthaa.6055]

Hahaha I caught that too haha

[@tknows470]

It was their housekeeper 😂

[@arielvega6344]

The lunch lady

[@homealone5087]

I was picturing an old chubby Mexican maid.

[@MortarIvy]

@@arielvega6344I imagined the exact same thing, like, hairnet and all

[@jackseve]

Many of us were not more sexually mature. There is a stigma placed on us that we are. I was a virgin up until I was 21. I was heavily involved in church and was afraid of what my parents and God would do to me.

[@Tee-kc3pn]

I agree.....people are ignorant is all I can chop it up to...

[@justinkase1360]

You had both parents too? Yup, the exception.

[@ThatHoosierKid17]

I'm a black dude but I can't imagine being upset over the skin color of some dudes wife lol. Idk there's so much adoption and interracial relationships in my family, so it just seems normal to me. Our family gatherings look like a color wheel lol

[@rubiesofgold7698]

That’s awesome.

[@Carnage5851]

Race isn't skin color you bozo.

[@Blissedx]

Many black men get irate when they see black women and white men coupled. You're definitely an anomaly.

[@loriannrichardson7644]

Nah, when I went off to college, by far the most promiscuous girls were white. They were literally competing with each other for the most sexual encounters, and several of them had already had an abortion. Most of my Black female friends were still virgins. However, that was in the '80s. I guess a lot has changed.

[@Illumirage]

Anecdotal. Not indicative of any larger trend. And borderline racism.

[@tkugsify]

Cope

[@loriannrichardson7644]

@@tkugsify Nope!

[@Illumirage]

@@loriannrichardson7644 youre a racist

[@charmangelz777]

same here, and we are younger graduate high school in 2005. we are all virgin.

[@user-op7uc6jb9k]

Black women are amazing in my opnion. Very caring and loyal.

[@joesmith5159]

high rate of STDs and you gonna have low IQ baby

[@Illumirage]

No

[@Illumirage]

Isn't mcCucker divorced from a black woman? Loyal?

[@williamchristie9129]

You live in a gated community or something?

[@ScoobySnacksYum]

@@Illumirage How would you know? Have you dated many or even one? Otherwise, it seems like you're just trolling.

[@abduleve8688]

I'm Persian and Arab married to a Kenyan

[@aja1108]

So you're not really a part of this conversation. These are American issues.

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

You’re wife isn’t black American hence the conversation. They don’t even identify as”black”. Some come here do, mainly because it’s cool or them not correcting people knowing it’s applied to Americans. You can they speaking as Americans about other Americans.

[@paulette..]

Abdul forget about the hating comments, wish you the best in your marriage a prosperous one 👏🏾👏🏾🥂

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

@@paulette.. - No one is hating on him. Nor cares to hate on specifically Kenyan women/African women,that’s not even not a thing.Do you actually know what “hating” means?Clearly not. We are stating the obvious to him.These men are clearly speaking about American black women. Not African women&they are not African nor raised around/majority Africans, IN AMERICA🤣Do you lack common sense?

[@paulette..]

@@mahneekaha.nightmare5220 obviously it won't be a thing if you're username is "nightmare" 🤣🤣🤣 and the one who lacks common sense is you! Coz you would know there are different types of black... I myself I'm a black American, there is black African (there are countries with different races eg south Africa) black British (could be from the Caribbean or Africa )just to name a few... The difference is the struggle of each one of them ok? And I know the meaning of hating (hate) which is a verb/ noun or adjective and there many synonyms to the word...😉😘 But I'm not here to make anyone learn, I'm here for entertainment 😅 at the end of the day, Abdul married a black woman a Kenyan to be precise... Whether you agree or not the day is going to end... Cheers 🥂 nice to know you exist ☺️ bye 👋🏾

[@Slime_Lizard]

The shaman loves dark chocolate

[@hamcheesecola]

Just a munchin'

[@juspete5527]

Damn bet

[@justinsmith4562]

Fans boys are so sad. G a *

[@n1k0n_]

IYKYK 😳

[@user-mr7bx6ee2h]

Hershey PA special dark

[@IndigoWisdom1]

This conversation clip was funny. Thanks for sharing. As a black woman I'm just relieved a more balanced perspective of what the experience actually is like dating/being married to us. It's already a crazy dating market for us (as well as Asian American men). ✅

[@indigohelps7715]

I love this interview 🤣🤣👏🏾 black wife affected 🤣 or “you dress like a bum they don’t tolerate that” 😭 so dang true

[@Illumirage]

Not sure you're in any place to be making demands

[@indigohelps7715]

@@Illumirage i can do what i want :) but my husband is african american and can dress...so i dont have to make any demand 🤣

[@jameshill8493]

@@Illumiragewhat? What demands? 😂😂

[@Illumirage]

@@jameshill8493 ohh, i better start dressing nice so i make the cut with all the local black women....

[@Illumirage]

@@indigohelps7715 sounds low key racist, but okay

[@damiens6465]

Every black girlfriend / friend I've had say were being hit on at Very young ages. Not good

[@morgan4574]

It's a huge problem that people don't seem to be ready to start dealing with. I don't think it's a coincidence that if some black women experienced creeps and possibly worse, as CHILDREN, that they wouldn't want to have their own children go through that, and subconsciously try to escape that environment by marrying into something different.

[@INDIGO.GODDESS_573]

@@morgan4574 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@storyteller6777]

@@morgan4574black boys go through the same tho with older women

[@Da3Hound]

Growing up in the hood my mom always said watch out for Hispanic men because they are "perverted" ironically enough it was only older black men hitting on us 12 year olds. Even coming out of their house when they knew school was out just to talk to kids they were 20 plus years older than. For a while I thought I was fully gay because I was disgusted with dudes, turns out I was just traumatized and associated men with perversion.

[@tessy28]

Yep I started getting hit on by like 11 or 13 by grown men. Lots of black women have experienced this.

[@agapereign]

Asian men and black women are starting to hook up and I’m here for it!

[@cristinag9667]

Lol not really

[@Tee-kc3pn]

That's not new......just new to social media......

[@jennybrown611]

Give me a fine Asian man that’s over 510 and I’m here for it😂

[@Paul-hi1qo]

Black woman gotta go from the cucumber to the carrot. A lot of pressure there.

[@mjmcg73]

Black women are amazing

[@daniellove162]

It’s wayyy easier approaching a Black woman if you are a white dude. They aren’t expecting you to make a move so their Gaurd is down. That’s my theory why it was easier for me than white girls.

[@MikeD-hn9hf]

Preach

[@Logan_93]

LMAO

[@Blissedx]

​@countessofmontecristo3849 omg yes. Black men can be high sexually aggressive. In the inner cities I've seen little black girls as young as 10 getting catcalled at. It's disgusting behavior and teaches us bw to be overly defensive at a young age.

[@ricecristi]

@@Logan_93found the gaycist guys!

[@lizatizitagobey4747]

I’m not from the US and have never been but why is the stereotype that black woman are intimidating there, it has travelled to outside the US and effects us everywhere too. And quite frankly it is upsetting cause of course I don’t want to be seen as intimidating for no reason at all apart from my skin colour

[@ScoobySnacksYum]

It's just one of the many dehumanizing stereotypes created to demean Black folks. Intimidating derives from the angry black person stereotype because if someone stands up for herself, she must be overly angry. American media push this stereotype along with the strong black woman or sexually precocious black girl crap. Horrifically, the result of these stereotypes is that pregnant Black women are often ignored by medical professionals when they try to voice concerns. This results in high mortality rates for pregnant Black women.

[@ShyiaRobinson]

Yeah, I feel you girl! I’m a black American but I’m literally one of the kindest ppl you’ll meet. Always gave everyone a fair chance. Sucks that some ppl are too caught up in the stereotypes to see true beauty.❤ but I also have been a little more assertive lately and I hit on men if I find them attractive. Lol Men literally never forget a compliment they were given. 😊

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

How are you being effected as if you live in America to be effected?That make no sense. You’re not as effected as we are. Why does your country indulge in foreign affairs&media(not reality)as much as you do? That’s America’s fault.You’re situation make no sense.I’ve even heard foreigners trying to blame America for shyt no one forced them/into their country but their own people/countries and they asked/allowed it. The only ones really effective would be black Americans& that’s all we need to be concerned about.

[@robertjackson2700]

I grew up in Berkeley MO in the '70's and my first kiss was from a black girl, when I was 7... then my Dad moved our family to FL when I turned 10. 😡 I was so mad

[@nickc7320]

Sorry bro. The one that got away

[@sunshinesista9784]

I am black woman, and I wonder if the little white boy I shared a first kiss with at 7 feels the same loss. Sam, Seoul Korea 1988 where ya at? 😊

[@jennybrown611]

Oh you were in the hood 😂

[@aliasSix]

“You like what you like” well said.

[@audhumbla6927]

I like my kids to look like me :)

[@aliasSix]

@@audhumbla6927 make sure you aren’t getting cheated on 😂

[@audhumbla6927]

@@aliasSix well yeah, but im a woman so thats not really related in any way

[@audhumbla6927]

@@aliasSix And thats no argument, like "oh might as well racemix cus you could always get cheated on", lol, tf. Most people stick to their own and are happiest that way. Also I wouldnt wanna be mixed myself, Id hate that. I very much apprechiate being from a small place where my ancestors have lived for atleast 10,000 years. Thats valuable.

[@aliasSix]

@@audhumbla6927 Stop judging people for what they love, you as a woman should know better.

[@Yah_Mean]

“The Ying and Yang twins” 😂😂 most overlooked punchline.

[@brambledemon1232]

I heard that the most stable marriages are between white men and black women. I don’t know if it’s true for sure, but I recall reading that.

[@cortneytucker5761]

Yup. Black women and white and Asian men are two of the strongest.

[@Illumirage]

​@@cortneytucker5761that's coz there are so few of them

[@rebecca4829]

It is true

[@danielhaddock91]

I’ve heard that too. Pretty sure it’s true. I think they said black woman white men marriages have a crazy success rate of like %85 or something like that. Wild when you compare it to the average.

[@neilpetersen5287]

I’m glad I woke up this morning….i just learned something.

[@hamburgler227]

As if the young white girls in lousiana weren’t getting knocked up?? What?

[@user-lt1jd1ye3v]

Covington is a straaaange place … a lot of teenage pregnancies over there

[@Blissedx]

Exactly. Even the show teen mom is filled with yt chicks so idk what this guy is talking about.

[@stevenciajones9446]

Facts but girl I just let them talk

[@TyWerks]

exactly dunno wtf he talking about

[@theconcealedmistress]

WG are way more advanced than BG

[@thesisterversepod]

His wife is gorgeous!!!

[@Logan_93]

Lmfao. Okay bud

[@Illumirage]

@@Logan_93 lol

[@Blissedx]

​@@Logan_93 you're a sad man.

[@ThumpRat]

lol

[@benjaminedelman3523]

Black women are dope 😎

[@eazypeazy33]

Bill Burr has a really great marriage.

[@Illumirage]

🤮

[@vincenthammons-kd9du]

nah that woman has destroyed his humor

[@LiterallyTho]

@@vincenthammons-kd9du😂🤡. No she hasn’t. He’s the comedian not her.

[@Illumirage]

@@LiterallyTho she writes his woke comedy now

[@lazylion420]

darker wife brighter life

[@Illumirage]

OK Racist.

[@yanistraian]

Good wife, color dosen t matter

[@Illumirage]

​@@yanistraianyes it does

[@soulspirationgoddess]

@Illumirage you’re under every comment. You need to breathe. It’s going to be ok.

[@MPR2]

💖💖💖

[@clementmckenzie7041]

what kind of black people do they know? Every black girl I knew growing up were never out of church long enough to have sex, much less sex at 10

[@ColinTaylor-sj7ti]

for real, especially up here in Canada, every black girl has strict catholic parents, most of em are virgins until their 20s

[@DariusBlue-sx3fm]

Church girls are the most dtf

[@ronaldcervantes1959]

In the east and south it’s buck wild

[@LeMerch]

@@ColinTaylor-sj7tithey aren’t talking about Canadians are they 😂 they are talking about Americans form the Deep South in very poor areas.. whites and blacks did this sorta stuff. It’s more about how growing up in some areas shapes you as a black or white person.. not just cuz they are black. Lots of black folk don’t relate to that cuz it’s not their culture down there

[@falcr9995]

that's precisely why they're so religious. the sexual urge is stronger

[@nathancarranza9860]

Bro did Theo just say “chocolatey bride” 🤣🪦🪦🪦

[@cartomancycarmen]

>Mayo bride

[@user-lt1jd1ye3v]

Hey! Both chocolate and mayo brides can be good. 😢 although I’m more of a caramel myself

[@deeznutz8320]

​@@cartomancycarmenVery true

[@yanistraian]

​@@cartomancycarmenlight girls are beautiful, and since when does color matter when it comes to being a good wife

[@Shannon-vv6rr]

​​​@@cartomancycarmenyeah we get it you're a racist. You're not superior to anyone because of your skin colour, sis. Thank god you get a pass or else you'd deserve the same courtesy you give out of being racist back to you. With that attitude, black or white or Asian, you're giving red flags for a man with all that hate in your heart. Wife material is not putting down other women to feel mentally superior because your personality is hateful and resentful. Remember that ❤

[@Seetiyan]

"Pretty much" black? Sounds like he didn't actually believe her after all. 😆

[@aja1108]

This is the story of my life. Ppl questioning me and I have two black parents. Smh!!!

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

@@aja1108- Are they really? Or are u multigenerational mulattos&have significant mixing in your recent bloodline or family? Your family Marry&bred based on that&colorism yet still claim”black”?Black American people don’t just magically look like every damn race. If we’re questioning you that’s because we know what’s more common and what isn’t, what certain people look like based on x,y&z to us as black Americans.If non blacks are, that’s a little different😂Being light skin doesn’t equate to looking mulatto/biracial& don’t look the same nor is it the same!Which are you, be honest?😂

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

@@aja1108- Now, is that a picture of YOU as a baby or your child? If it😢you’re child, you’re 50% or more, non black. I hate when people pretend to be confused about things that aren’t confusing!

[@beautifulvibes301]

Black women are taught to stay within the race but it wasn’t the same for black men. Now black women are more open to dating outside the race. I might try it out 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@stacyjpoliticscommunityfai359]

It’s sad but on that part THEO is on point and pretty much summed up the “After Black Baby Daddy Effect”. Not just for Black women however, but almost every woman.

[@jonathanzuniga3681]

The yin and yang twins was such a fucking great joke. Man, Theo is a monster

[@awakenow7147]

Yeah. Underrated

[@ramozj6997]

Black women and Asian men are the most unpopular on dating apps. It's not that they won't date outside their race. I remember hitting the US and every Yank dude white or black thinking us Aussies were crazy asking where all the Black chicks were at.We also liked that Southern accent

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Women assume Asian guys have small packages and black women have bad attitudes. Pretty much sums it up.

[@aquarius-woman5364]

Black men are at the bottom with black women. It's only black women who prefer black men other women on dating apps prefer their own men. Black men don't like black women though.

[@user-lt1jd1ye3v]

Well those dudes are dumb asking you that and also black women might be more exclusive but sadly yeah Asian men have a hard time on dating apps cause other race women just aren’t as attracted. I will never understand why Asian women want white dudes so much and ignore men of their own race.. I will literally never understand

[@kayanurshiya3778]

Nah that’s some BS that white men came up with . Now that they don’t have access to black women’s bodies. Funny how white men say black women are unattractive now they can’t own their bodies . But back in the slavery they were ‘ sleeping ‘ with them all of the time. Black women don’t date white men because of what happened in the past . And they’re very race royal . But nice try though .

[@Illumirage]

​@@kayanurshiya3778wow, you're incredibly racist...

[@atlas30577]

This is kinda cringy, but Dude seems like a pretty nice guy, so no shade to homie. Just….a bit outta touch.

[@akeyajohnson4125]

This was most definitely cringy as hell 😂 ugh finally someone said it lol.

[@atlas30577]

@@akeyajohnson4125 it’s funny watching people tip-toe talking about their desire to date black women. You can hear the utter fear in their voices and that just adds to it. Not to mention their reasons are about as deep as a puddle in an Arizona Summer.

[@Illumirage]

@@atlas30577 well, that's the racial climate we live in currently. Obama caused a lot of this mess where white people have to walk on egg shells in any talk about race because the cancellation (for us only) is real.

[@LiverPools-ib5fv]

Im white. But not American. Completely agree. White American men are beta males.

[@comments8742]

It's Theo mostly. His comments are SO cringe.

[@frankiewilson6001]

Theo seems like one of those dudes who struggles with their racism in this clip lol

[@ferrarif50sport]

"pretty much" is wild

[@zachdirects]

I wonder how much your preference is dependent on who shows you attention at a young age.

[@DogmenHardcastle]

I think just generally when you start getting boners, between like 11 and 14, what you are being exposed to and what is triggering those boners, that basically sets you up for life.

[@PepsiFuture]

I’ve heard your favorite music is the genre you listened to at like 9-13. I’m actually high and might’ve made that up, completely lost the memory now

[@ms.bubs4fun506]

@@PepsiFuture you might be right. My man is white and love a lot of white make fingers from Kenny Loggins yo Justin Timberlake b

[@Thisisbrobe]

Makes sense

[@WinkLinkletter]

​​@@PepsiFutureThere is a certain time in your youth and development when music makes a lifelong impression that will have you loving what you loved from that era forever. You will move on and grow your tastes, maybe, probably, not listen to that early music much anymore, but you will always have a special appreciation for your favorite heavy metal (rock on) or bubble gum pop or hip hop or whatever. It is an actual thing I've read, and forgotten, stats for, but I really love that that is true. Cheers!

[@xchargerOUx]

6:23 "They got beautiful nails too" wtf 😄

[@feedcentral6854]

‘I got that John Stockton” 😂

[@joyfra3549]

Black women / White men is the most successful pairing in marriage; they are 44 percent less likely to get divorce. This pairing is even more successful than WW/WM marriages and AW/WM and BM/WW pairing.

[@Illumirage]

Gross

[@ScooBdont]

He said in grade school he dated a Mexican “lady”? Was it the school lunch lady? His parents’ housekeeper? 😆

[@Lia-ob2jk]

I laughed so hard my dudes. Thank you

[@nosteponsnek1725]

“THATS IN-TER-ES-TING DUUUDE “

[@thcluky5547]

Matt looks like Dustin Poirier if he decided to be a PE teacher.

[@breazybear]

He ain’t ever gonna stop

[@M3TaGh0sStT]

Gonna be Frank this might be his best interview ever. He had a lot riding on this. He just came from room 217 at the laquinta inn selling Xanax and snickers bars.

[@dumbgenious1960]

“In grade school I dated a Mexican lady” huh

[@Lillia-nu2xt]

Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real

[@Dime_time333]

Okay sloot

[@turbanatorify]

@@Dime_time333 bro just say your mom didn’t love you it’s easier

[@NancysInsiderTradingTips]

I’m an American-Italian man 29. I find Black Woman absolutely beautiful. (And honestly pretty much all women) however, miss me with feminazis. I can take a little banter, broaden my horizons and patriarchal tendencies, but damn.

[@aquaqt853]

The most succesful marriages of ANY racial demographic is black women and white men. I think that's awesome. Both are strong and don't need to compete against each other. Kinda like Rick Grimes and Michonne from The Walking Dead. Lol. Just two badasses complementing each other and enjoying their differences.

[@pedrojiminez3404]

This is patently false. Why do you feel the need to spread disinformation?

[@kenyapressley6706]

Black people, in touch with grandparents, were taught, as their grandparents had been taught, that you must always be presentable in public. You can look across the country today and tell which 30-year-olds had their grandparents in their lives.

[@CLong-cm5eg]

Great convo!

[@jetlife2thenextlife371]

Damn I didn’t know he had a black wife and children. Respect 🫡 🤜🏿🤛

[@purplelove3666]

His children are not black,does he look like a black man?

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

What?Wow, it doesn’t take much to impress ya’ll does it😂

[@jetlife2thenextlife371]

@@mahneekaha.nightmare5220 why does it matter to u what impresses “us”? 😂

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

@@jetlife2thenextlife371 - It doesn’t take much to impress you either!🤣

[@mahneekaha.nightmare5220]

@@jetlife2thenextlife371 - Now he’s invited to the BBQ to, huh? Well, if you’re standards are that low and you’re proud of it than that makes so much sense! But Carry on tho.

[@Rapsin6ix]

0:50 Theo threw an alley-oop 😂 knew exact what Matt was gonna say

[@JasonW1220]

Yea that was smoooooooth

[@jasminej2844]

I’m black what town did Theo go to what the hell. Sex at 13 is madness

[@Cjax504]

That’s how I felt when my mom told me she was pregnant with me at 14. I was still hiding baby dolls from my high school friends at 14 😩🤣

[@DoctorSess]

These two are gold together dude 😅

[@SoberJokR]

Nice pic

[@LovedByYou]

“A darker wife”…? Lol……. What? Who says that

[@Illumirage]

he's a comedian.

[@macummings7818]

He’s slightly stupid He makes me cringe 🙄

[@jameslutian1977]

As a Black woman, Theo was spot on and obviously wasn't trying to disrespect anyone. He was just discussing a sensitive topic with some humor and rocked the boat a bit. That's why I love you, Theo. Now come to big mamma and tango that mango until it splits...Mmmm, I just can't get enough of that White boy...

[@pedrojiminez3404]

Bub and I'm an Asian baby let's start a band 😂

[@rockzom]

5:30 When you've listened to Theo for so many years, you can occasionally see the exact connection he's making in his mind before he says it

[@yoboy6319]

You see the stupid lie before he says it is what you're saying

[@DanielSmith-zh9kg]

Loved this episode

[@HankyDank]

Matt was checking out B.E.T. uncut while everyone was asleep. I bet that Tip Drill video changed his life forever lol

[@krisguyton05]

Lmao the Rooster Teeth Reference… “it’s okay they just went out of Business”

[@smartz565]

matt's looking good .. gang 😂

[@justinsmith4562]

Looking chubby

[@albertoacosta6788]

He’s looking a politician now ngl

[@lunalove2259]

Like a real DAWG. The Shaman.

[@Illumirage]

@@albertoacosta6788 do you say that because he hates white people too like most American politicians?

[@odinsarrow1343]

Lads I have a theory. Irish were persecuted by the English similar to the Africans. Irish lived in ghettos and weren’t allowed in bars similar to the blacks in early USA. I am just so surprised how common it is. I am an Irish man and black women and I just mesh the best. 🤷‍♂️

[@Demthorshie]

I'm a BW and I'd always vibed really well with Irish guys coming up. I think we have a lot more in common than people are willing to acknowledge.

[@ewarrior9776]

The Irish had it bad but they were never forcibly segregated..The bars were either Catholic or Protestant, not over nationality. They were colonized and became second citizens in their own land. The kinship goes back to the potato famine when Black.families donated to Irish famine funds. The Troubles and the later part of the civil rights movement heppened.at the same time, so more solidarity was built. When the Irish came to this country.and became white that kinship never happened on this side of the Atlantic.

[@jennybrown611]

just give me a tall, Irish ginger man and I’ll be happy😂

[@Lisalisells]

My white home girl brother was the same way. She dated a black dude and he kept asking him to wrestle and intimidate him. The dude left and he let it out why you dated a black guy and was saying that it wasn’t right

[@Tee-kc3pn]

Girl what are you trying to say???😂

[@LordDirus007]

Damn you are pretty 😍

[@LordDirus007]

You are gorgeous

[@hrs1414]

Bro! Im ecuadorian and my ex was white and her older brithers were d1 wrestlers and whenever we would have them over to drink and chill theyd end up trynna wrestle me and shit lmfaooo

[@hootmx198]

Lol wrestlers gotta stop trying to wrestle people outside of the gym. I wrestled in highschool and my buddies on the team were always doing that shit.

[@Logan_93]

Stick to your own.

[@hootmx198]

@@Logan_93 white trash moment

[@Illumirage]

@@hootmx198

[@BuFFAlBills]

Growing up in Buffalo, you grew up in a very diverse community... White blacks Hispanics Arabs some Asian... I love all women, but like Matt said, black women were never afraid to show they were interested and that's sexy in itself

[@5pydieman]

God I love Theo “you have a darker wife” is hilarious 😂😂

[@Collab2023-zx1mr]

Wait a minute I like how he just threw out TJ millers name Without being sure 😂

[@Collab2023-zx1mr]

Damn thats like the quickest clip from a episode that was just posted

[@formallynamed85]

You two guys are entertaining as all hell

[@Illumirage]

If you're an anti white racist maybe

[@richhanley4243]

I lost it at “the ying and yang twins”

[@eggz_beef2732]

bro laughed so hard i choked on air AIR!!! the thing i breath regularly lol

[@user-rx5yk8zo5m]

Love both these dudes ......funny asf

[@kellykellie85]

The intro was hilarious.

[@jayramos6942]

Lmao bro I died at the thumbnail 😂

[@helpis0ntheway]

Isn't that guy a YTer? I swear he looks like Daze of Jordan lol

[@SeksiChaps]

Yt algorithm led me to this video with stand ups. What’s the thumbnail bout?

[@GunsOotNunsOot]

@@helpis0nthewaylooks like Andrew Santino

[@ronyolo8419]

This is the wildest combination of personalities I’ve ever seen

[@Emencheta-hg6zs]

Great conversation