Star Trek - Beam Me Up

Under the influence of the flower spores, Kirk beams Spock up and insults him, angering Spock and causing a brawl to ensue (This Side of Paradise)

[@phoiim]

I just gotta say. Eyebrows on fleek.

[@karkaur]

Shutup

[@goodfellasinc.5648]

They look like My auntie BERNADETTE eyebrows she stuck in the seventies

[@agee956]

EYEBROWS ON FLEAK DA FUCK

[@bop2166]

LMFAOO I remember when everyone used to say this shit bro wtf eve was that

[@derekpoulin2482]

He invented it before it was cool

[@calamar1e320]

1:58 they should really stop making their ships out of cardboard lol

[@TheCausalParadox]

They learned that trick from nasa

[@robertagren9360]

Yeah u see there's this thing called heat and metal is able to store heat better but in space heat can not be absorbed in the atmosphere

[@Gilgamoth]

The sound design team really fug that one up.

[@itsokaysdude7404]

PFF

[@alphaomega8373]

You wanna take a crack at it!

[@zanecoxracing6846]

no where in there did he say beam me up Scotty

[@ViperGameplay]

I KNOW!!! its the Mandela effect look it up! we are stuck in another reality

[@gordn_ramsi]

Scott isn't even in this scene... I'm not denying it though, it isn't said in any other scene from the original series either. But, expecting it to be in this one is just stupid.

[@cjrulz05]

May I ask you Rubix cube or Rubiks cube

[@zerorocks2671]

It’s like Frieza’s “this isn’t even my final form.”

[@13Gangland]

Zane Cox racing Fun fact: He never in the entire existence of Star trek has said the phrase "Beam me up Scotty". He has come close, like "Scotty, beam me up". It's just one of those things that came to exist like "Luke I am your Father" When Darth Vader really said "No, I am your Father."

[@AAvfx]

*2020-who's here?!*

[@TinkerBTea]

Dang, I wanted to see how that scene ended.

[@bonjournothing5735]

f xD

[@overbell3481]

I am

[@emilycook4184]

Here on the last day of 2020. Looking forward to 2021!

[@Kevin-im1mg]

No u

[@kamdan2011]

1:49 Incredibly powerful moment here. You can see in Spock’s face that he’s once again the boy being tormented into displaying emotions. However, he’s not a child anymore, but a grown man that can respond violently instead of just crying. Probably the one time I was nervous over what was going to happen next over a commercial break.

[@Lousasshol]

but very slow puncher

[@kamdan2011]

@@Lousasshol Lucky for Kirk those powerful punches didn’t bend him in half like he did to that club.

[@kevindarkstar]

No need to worry, it was kirk he hit but a poor copy 😂😂

[@lazyhazeldaisy9596]

I love it when Kirk says to Spock ' It isn't every day a first officer gets to belt his Captain!'

[@josephmanno4514]

"Several times."

[@alexpalmer9101]

I would've stopped when he said "That's enough". Someone says that in a low, calm voice, the volcano's about to blow.

[@aggroknight4259]

Alex Palmer If the spores are gonna go, then the volcano's gotta blow.

[@ladylucifer5044]

I think you mean Vulcano about to blow.

[@jengable4888]

I would agree !

[@a7xmaNga]

Ah-ha nice pun I love it​@@ladylucifer5044

[@00bikeboy]

Almost 60 years later TOS still the gold standard.

[@bballer191]

RIP Spock.. the original OG.

[@damianpimpinella977]

OG means original gangster. You said original original gangster

[@pencilheadphones7482]

Exactly. Only Spock deserves such a title.

[@dropjawbertone]

Spock (and the rest of the crew) were under the influence of plant spores that could only be overcome with strong negative emotions. Kirk needed to enrage Spock so much so that he would lose the spores.

[@Invinciblez18]

Your Father was a COMPUTER...

[@whuspr]

And your mother was a hamster!

[@margotrosendorn6371]

And your mother smelt of elderberries!

[@alvin2407]

they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" wow

[@A.B_astro]

Nicki MINAJ!!!!!!!!!

[@ThisReckless]

@@A.B_astro Don’t follow.

[@dianapevtsov]

And Sally Field didn't say, "You reeeeeeally like me."

[@Tiberius291]

"And you got the gall" I love the way Kirk delivers that line.

[@pnutbutrncrackers]

"An elf, with a hyperactive thyroid" -- wow, LOL. Where'd you get that one, Cap'?

[@tealc6218]

Because he caught spock singing the "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" while surrounded by pointy-ear'd freaks. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHSWZpaHgK2qsMk

[@Skynet_the_AI]

From galactic mushrooms

[@chrisdavis9340]

KIRK WITH THE INSULTS!!! 😂..AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN THEY STARTED TO FIGHT.

[@dog_k9740]

Kirk always knows how to get under Spock’s skin and get his a.. beat in the process 😂

[@flakelorenz02]

Spock can punch through a metal bar but when he hits Kirk he doesn't even get hurt. God I loved these fights.

[@IRMentat]

Kirk rolled with the blows, bar took the force dead on as Kirk wasn’t used to stick fighting. Kirk took plenty of damage.

[@100sundancepass]

"You belong in the circus, Spock, not a starship. Right next to the dog-faced boy!" Probably my favorite line of the entire series.

[@lucyhartwell2134]

I love it how completely pathetic, yet effective, Kirk's insults are to his best friend

[@jenpeterson3712]

That was a very entertaining episode. I loved many scenes in that episode....Spock hanging off the branch, the particular scene shown and Spock speaking of his loyalty to the Enterprise and Captain Kirk. It would have been good to see the final part of the scene, when Kirk says, "had enough"!

[@deansgirl4evr]

I love this scene. I could watch it a hundred times and never tire. Thanks for posting it.

[@Good_MappingZ]

You old than me🙂

[@joelstice2673]

Why is a 50 year old Star Trek clip age restricted?

[@pjamese3]

Because Kirk says mean things to Spock that would make the hypersensitive kids today cry and need to put some pins on their shirts and stroke their emotional support turtle.

[@kateli1880]

pjamese3 no it wasn’t Kirk.. IT was flower spores.. or mushrooms 🍄 spores lol 😂

[@xandercage2388]

@@pjamese3 where can I get this emotional support turtle? Sounds good

[@bobedwards2391]

@@pjamese3 lol

[@zoewells3160]

Joel Stice An anti-racist message is apparently still too edgy.

[@Pauluz_The_Web_Gnome]

The intro song Star Trek made me always smile! I loved it when I was still little!

[@FightingSheep1]

Kirk insults Spock, nothing. Kirk insults Spock's parents, nothing...Kirk insults Spock's girlfriend...All hell breaks loose. Man, isn't that the truth. "So deep a friendship hath one man for another, that no female caress shall ever tear the sunder." Man, the guy who wrote that obviously never had a girlfriend.

[@seansodergard1979]

You mean "Bros before hoes"?

[@kamdan2011]

FightingSheep1, Kirk wasn’t insulting his girlfriend. He finally hit his raw nerve over him being half-human and half-Vulcan.

[@iva4542]

So they never really said :"Beam me up,Scotty!"? I lived in a lie...

[@ThisReckless]

We all know he did, we’re all living a lie now because of the effect. Every days April fools day.

[@loba206]

anyone noticed that the stuntman doesnt even looks like kirk :)

[@purrbox7514]

I never noticed but is that really a stuntman? I mean why would they need one, I'm sure William Shatner was more than capable of performing a few basic fighting moves.

[@bcgrant6582]

loba206 Haha, I didn’t notice until I saw your comment.

[@erentheca]

Spock can bend steel with his fists - naturally that kind of raw power can also momentarily change Kirk's normally cast iron good looks.

[@SantomPh]

he later plays "Evil Kirk" in the episode where Kirk is split into half by a transporter accident. From the back, of course.

[@sandal_thong8631]

Perhaps the episodes on DVD are so good they can be paused clearly, whereas when it aired everything happened so quickly they figured no one would notice? Although maybe he should have raised his fist between his face and the camera. There's a stuntman for Spock took that throws those punches, but it's a little harder to tell as his profile is just in camera for a partial second.

[@NSGca]

I was gassed watching this, I have never laughed so hard from a trek scene 💯

[@juonryu2nd]

Kirk saves the Enterprise by having a gamer moment

[@harrisumar3099]

Spock really found true love here 😭😭 although it was only the flower that made Spock act like he was really in love

[@4EyedAnimation]

R.I.P.

[@mnirwin5112]

0:52 The watchful expression on Kirk's face ... he starts ramping up the insults but is watching verrrrry carefully because he wants to be able to duck and dodge when Spock finally loses it ... which, Kirk knows, he's going to.

[@branislavpetkovic4507]

R.i.P.

[@amberbanks]

This girl in my dorm room at college just said the phrase today as a joke and....even she thought it was "beam me up scotty"

[@believe-uf8zj]

Is anybody else watching this in 1989?

[@Arselpang]

"You're an overgrown Jackrabbit, an elf!" 🤣

[@yiminy4567]

How to troll a Vulcan, master class. 😂

[@aqua3418]

It's funny seeing them throw themselves around like there's an earthquake, pretending that somebody actually pushed them

[@RadagonTheRed]

Scotty up me beam.

[@petrahalbur]

"I have been emotionally compromised"

[@SpeedosAndTheGun]

Mandela effect confirmed because how can we have beam me up scotty on beats but not in the original source material

[@sannimcable]

This brings me back

[@robynharris7179]

Kirk: “Uhhhh.... timeout, what was my safeword again?”

[@NeekChat]

I love the episode. Kirk had an ethical conundrum and managed (like most characters) to find a solution. Sort of like Riker in TNG's, "Measure of a Man."

[@cfjackson123]

1.54 to 1.59 never before nor since have I seen such a convincing stunt double!

[@markfurman4386]

Shatner's stuntman took some bouncing here but nothing he couldn't handle.

[@alexaliona]

Memo to me... I will NEVER piss Kirk or Spock off.

[@proudwhiteman1221]

Or mr sulu

[@user-dz9yk1wp7f]

Mr. Kirk, didn't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I get angry!

[@darkHevn]

Oh wow he got his ass handed by Spock

[@Konree]

Beam me up! Beam me up inside! Can't beam up! Beam me up inside! *S A V E M E!*

[@GoblinFromOblivion]

I rewinded this part like 6 times. XD

[@danbasta3677]

First season episode, This Side Of Paradise, EXCELLENT EPISODE!

[@walterschivo9123]

Mr. Spock is going to HULK OUT if Kirk is not careful. Don't make Mr. Spock angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

[@Rhomega]

You know, 1337 is the year the Hundred Years War started.

[@prod.byniclas3245]

Ohhh I remember that episode

[@buddabudda]

-Spock punches metal bar -Metal bar bends completely in half -Spock punches Kirk -Kirk is slightly hurt kinda

[@topsalespro]

Right here is one of the all time top 5 classic scenes of Star Trek:TOS, and one of the all time top 5 scenes of the Kirk-Spock canon-bond

[@jacobpham6993]

I had to sign in to watch this.

[@RandomYT05_01]

Man it took a lot to get spock angry.

[@venomisaacl8963]

I never heard the words "Beam me up, Scotty" in the entire video.

[@Ultrabalor]

Mostly because it's NEVER spoken in the franchise.

[@zirconium2014]

wheres the beam me up scotty

[@jessehernandez918]

Koala Bear for realz tho

[@sigveod635]

Many (including me) believe this is a part of the "Mandela Effect" Search it up, its pretty interresting.

[@bitinback2825]

Knight Mandela effect is just a load of ballshit

[@datboiiskii]

Hasan Ahmed nah bro I clearly remember him saying Luke I am your father

[@raexrockstar]

I have incredible memory and grew up obsessed with Star Wars. I will always always remember him saying "Luke, I am your father." None of that "No, I am your father" bs that apparently exists. Hell even the damn actor of Vader distinctly remembers it as "Luke I am your father." You don't forget something like that.

[@OldWorldPhoenix]

Kneel before the Footstool.

[@KeithGCooper]

This is good! Very good!

[@jukesjointOG]

Kirk went hard on that roasting. Stunt-double Spock went harder on stunt-double Kirk.

[@RadagonTheRed]

Nowhere in the entire original series was the phrase _”beam me up, Scotty”_ ever uttered.

[@Yonkersville]

But apparently in the last couple minutes of the movie “The voyage home” I am looking for that now. Weird this piece with Kirk calling out Spock as if he were a fallen angel or a demon

[@GregoryTheGr8ster]

Am I the *only* one who remembers the graffiti in the bathroom stall in Leisure Suit Larry that says "Scott me up, beamie"?

[@NathanielGreenVFX]

Don't worry Kirk that table Spock about to hit you with is from IKEA

[@JGG1701]

Kudos to stuntman wearing Spock's Frankenstein's monster wig!🖖

[@EdWeibe]

I love it

[@blakegiunta2745]

Captain Kirk was savage as fuck

[@456jkl1]

im here to see the youtube easter egg

[@MrCrystalm8]

which is?

[@456jkl1]

title says it all

[@456jkl1]

MrCrystalm8 title says it all look it up

[@MrCrystalm8]

Calvin Han I did, apperantly you have to type in a number when the video plays and then something happens but i tried this and nothing happened!

[@456jkl1]

no if you just simply go on youtube home page and type beam me up scotty it will have special effect, but i dont think this easter egg is longer working. but try to search "DO THE HARLEM SHAKE" and you will see ;)

[@youtubeyoutube6666]

When spok loses it, he REALLY losses it.

[@dragoneer59]

Doesn't anyone see the blooper in this scene? Start watching from 00:45. Watch as Spock says, "Captain, if you will excuse me....", as he is reaching over to set the transporter to beam him back down. WATCH the lights and display on the transporter console. Spock actually turns the transporter OFF. LOL!

[@abel4475]

i remember this episode

[@erailea]

@YoungWizardOnDuty - you have to keep in mind this was made in the 60's. Special effects were nothing like they are today and they weren't aiming to hurt their actors. Hence why they went with a material that was easily damaged.

[@gfgfdgdfgdgfdgdfgfgfd8177]

I know that Kirk was desperate, but I couldn't help but laugh when Spock beat the crap out of him. xDD

[@jimmyslager6217]

very good episode

[@goonable2]

Interesting how the stunt double for Kirk was clearly seen when Spock chops the rod in half.

[@RedPhroggz]

Beat me up, Scotty

[@Taylor-yo9ij]

That trim tho 👌

[@nevaehyearwood4821]

So can anybody help me about how my chemistry teacher asked me what happenes after he says beam me up scotty.

[@anamarvelo]

i love how badly the stunt doubleing is in TOS you get to see it so mutch better with the higher quailty

[@ranndino]

+anamarvelo It wasn't just the stunt doubles. The actors were shit too. It's especially funny to watch it now. So cheesy.

[@sft8693]

Leonard Cohen - felt this for a while He’s Vulcan…

[@wumb7864]

Well cooool, I doubt anyone's gonna answer since all comments are from 2-3 years ago, but just a couple questions. 1st when does he say "beam me up"? And well 2nd, why did Spock kick tf out Kirk? I'm not dumb, I just ain't english so ion get all they're saying, soooo what did he say?

[@iFressy]

Beam me up scotty

[@Banzay27]

Ha! Jimmy is one envious SOB.

[@ThisReckless]

Bean me up, Scotty!

[@marisaelenenadiejamusiccom3974]

Cool

[@franzhaas6889]

MAN, SPOCK IS F*CKIN STRONG. I FORGOT HOW STRONG HE REALLY IS. NICE UPLOUD.🖖🖖🖖🖖

[@jak6185]

Beam Me Up, Scotty

[@Cityweaver]

Does anyone else want to hear Chris and Zach exchanging this dialogue?

[@derekpoulin2482]

Anyone else find it funny the only way off this planet is to separate us into nanoparticles get us through the Van Allen's belt and all the energy captured in our magnetosphere... And then reassemble us at another location from the subatomic level to current status again I bet that would take a lot of power... Energizing.

[@KISSPhace]

Hahah -- Captain Kirk -- King of Taunt! :D (Well, okay, maybe he comes in 2nd when up against Finnegan) Think of just how many times Captain Kirk managed to save the day by getting under the skin of his adversaries, agitating, causing them to freak out and make dumb mistakes. Or that of his friends if need be, as in this case. :]

[@theunofficials6737]

I don’t know who the time traveler is that got the famous “Beam me up Scotty” deleted from history, but I want it back.

[@alanmoser4523]

I seriously remember them saying that

[@little.bear344]

"Sweep me up" -Søren Kierkegaard's last words

[@ErieRosewood]

I got an ad on this video that's over an hour and 45 minutes long. How?

[@od3108]

I came for the "beam me up" but left invested in the story wanting to know more.

[@michaelmigliaccio1939]

The better fight would have been Spock vs. Charles Bronson, when he finds out that the Vulcan is making time with his wife.

[@danielmitts4395]

That clip was closer to I'll beam you up spock than beam me up scotty.

[@waldoapex6512]

Isaw I video here on you tube where that actor that played Scottie said on a.1989 interview that " beam me up Scotty". Was.never said in the show

[@32003brutus]

It is soooo sad not to have full episodes anymore :( why did give them only to take them away?