Star Trek Discovery Season 2 In a Nutshell

Coming soon! Rich and Mike talk about Season 2 of Star Trek Discovery in depth. Also, yes. We'll talk about the new Picard trailer too. This scene is our dramatic recreation of many scenes from the season of the hit TV show.

[@bpsanon5764]

I love that Mike/Rich are so salty about this that they forced Jay to dress up and be in their short

[@theguardian8317]

they are holding the beer hostage

[@Roboshi2007]

and then killed him off

[@sadjohnny6120]

I think jays just happy that for once they all think star trek is stupid

Where is Jay? I only see Susan?

[@davey3765]

I didn't think Jay could be any cuter.

[@ChaloempolKay]

Jay: Next week, You have to review "Under the Silver Lake". Mike: Okay, but I'm not doing it for free.

[@ACOMRADE]

first time commenting on KZbin to say - Bravo C.Kay. That is a brilliant comment

[@zenithquasar9623]

Won the comments!

[@tomislavkatalinic9229]

Well done sir clap clap

[@VagueLuminary]

This is how Jay got him to watch one of his "weird, sex movies"

[@cloak5857]

My exact thoughts, "How the fuck did they get Jay to play along with this?"

[@adriancrook9094]

Jay had to memorize his lines; Mike and Rich just know this shit cold.

[@dangerdan2592]

It's cute how Jay is playing along with Mike and Rich's Star Trek fantasies now.

[@dfire828]

D.B. Cooper is that you?

[@MrPltovo]

Playing along? I'm pretty sure he is forcing them

[@VultureClone]

I'm assuming they simply needed another guy to play a part in the skit. So Jay agreed.

[@pogotheclown6088]

I thought these were Mike's

[@justsomerandoman]

It's on par of my friend's grandparents playing Pokemon Go with them

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

This is so cute, it's like a children's tea party for Mike.

[@Mythos_Musik]

Oh shit that was good

[@matthewpahnke2613]

I laughed harder at this comment than the video itself 😂

[@dinosaurspy7096]

I was wondering what was taking 12 years to make! :-)

[@thepickles8833]

this skit has Almost the same amount of nonsensical babble as the entirety of Omikron

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Are you referring to Omikron: The Nomad Soul, my favorite game and underrated classic?

[@mechaman7818]

14 hour long episodes condensed down into 4 minutes? Now this is the power of Math.

[@starseed96]

Or meth

[@DaMaster012]

"i LIKE SCIENCE."

[@blackguard93]

GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR THE POWER OF MATH. :clap: REMEMBER MATH`?!?? SO COOL AND MYSTERIOUS

[@jourdanfarmer]

FUCK YEAAAAAAA

[@CollectionofHorrors]

Math and science...in da house.

[@heartmulgrew15]

I love the level of production quality needed to express this amount of sarcasm

[@duhJeenyus]

FUCK YEAHHH!

[@scd147]

It's so dense. Every frame...

[@fusion210]

@@duhJeenyus FUCK [ITALICS]YEAHH![/ITALICS]

[@rooge6309]

That's science

[@mixedbagclips2511]

That’s the power of salt!!

[@mixedbagclips2511]

The level of production of this skit shows you how offensive was Discovery to Mike 🤣😂

[@MrMultiB]

What are you talking about? They're just reusing Space Cop assets

[@atomlib]

@@MrMultiB They weren't reusing Space Cop assets. There's a making of video on their Patreon available to patrons, and it was reasonably cheap. They just put some Christmas and blinky LEDs lights over some panels. It's effective and reasonably cheap.

[@kalelvigil1510]

@@atomlib thats the joke

[@mixedbagclips2511]

Whitleypedia that’s the power of math!!!

[@cubana2]

It was offensive to most Trekkies

[@ultraguy14]

The star trek subreddit was so pissed someone would dare criticize this show that they deleted the thread.

[@TheTuubster]

You mean r/the_startrek?

[@kolasunset9221]

@@TheTuubster Star Trek...the Star Trek

[@imobmo6165]

Horry shit!!!

[@queen_simp3273]

r/StarTrek or r/startrekdiscovery ?

[@kleanthisxanthopoulos9670]

@@queen_simp3273 they mean /r/startrek that has even banned people for criticizing STD, myself included. This lead to /r/startrek to lose track/ranking/activity (per redditmetrics and similar tools), starting this summer. It serves them right. At a time that they should be growing (due to the upcoming Picard show) /r/startrek is in a downward spiral. Its rank today is 1190 and before the mods started taking that action the sub was the 763rd most popular sub.

[@stetson999]

Hollywood superstar Rich Evans did one hell of a job with that set.

[@poopnach]

But what was with all that green gas pouring in through the walls?

[@Titant2]

How do they get such A grade superstars to come on their channel?

[@applecrow8]

His best work since Space Cop

[@sbs3000]

@@applecrow8 I dunno. That green BotW table is pretty sweet.

[@BikoFactory]

It's funny that movies they watch on BotW often have worse sets than the ones they make for 2 minute skits

[@MDiddlesX]

RLM's absolute dedication to high quality shitposting warms my heart.

[@emmanuelmondesir1314]

They ACTUALLY broke new ground

[@seen203]

@@emmanuelmondesir1314 It's SO dense

[@Marinealver]

The power of Parody

[@asdf51501]

They've been high quality shitposting for years, and I love them for it.

[@Zontar82]

when garbage like DSC just gives you out thes ideas on a silver plate, its almost natural

[@rafetizer]

"We have to remove about half of the ship's tritanium hull." … "It'll take about five minutes." lol

[@JingleJangle256]

Science... fuck yeah!

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

HOW IN HEL....oh yeah, forgot this is discovery and required to take off your brain to watch it...

[@GeorgeMonet]

I mean what do they even need the hull for anyways?

[@p5ych0p4th]

Can we take a minute to appreciate, that they actually got Jay to do a Star Trek Fanfilm? :-D

[@adamlee007]

This is the shortest he has ever talked about star trek

[@faggpiss8808]

There isnt much to say

[@rationalityfirst]

Not his Star trek

[@FutureDeep]

You're actually viewing this through a condensed singularity. The video is really 5 billion years long.

[@zimriel]

and i still quit after 1:37 and hit the comments

[@Sardaukar2611]

That "Yum yum" bit brought up that intense cringe I had during the actual episode I've forgotten up until now. Thx you hacks!

[@aidan2565]

Sardaukar2611 Wait wait, that actually happened in the show?! Oh my god...

[@Sardaukar2611]

@@aidan2565 I can't find the episode and I guess that's for the better, but yes... unfortunately it happened.

[@sheesh3165]

@@Sardaukar2611‘Star Trek: Discovery’ Season 2 Episode 14 Such Sweet Sorrow Part 2”

[@Sardaukar2611]

@@sheesh3165 Damn you!

[@cartoonking1895]

What was the “Yum Yum” bit?

[@laKogane]

I'M SO HAPPY JAY TOOK PART IN THIS. THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS VOLUNTARY

[@Egzvorg]

Did you just say you support slavery?

[@laKogane]

@@Egzvorg it's only Jay-very

[@MikePine.]

Jay isn't supposed to play along Star Trek, I wanted a cardboard cutout of Jay staring at the camera the entire time

[@straak]

That would have cost more to produce than having the real Jay stand there and act as well as a cardboard cutout.

[@AppiusOS]

The risk of a life sized picture of disappointed Jay being leaked onto the internet was too great

[@Beer_Dad1975]

A cardboard cutout would still have been more animated than Michael Burnam.

[@blammers]

I’m surprised CBS hasn’t taken down this unedited 4 minute clip of Discovery.

[@SpliffieBee]

It slipped their attention because there were no women, black women, black men nor asians present during this clip.

[@darthekul1]

Do u ever think u are the only person getting triggered

[@spethmanjones2997]

It falls under fair use

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

It's the first time they got something with good like to dislike ratio.

[@Thechezbailey]

This IS edited

[@argnator]

This is just Mike's bedroom roleplay scenario.

[@elwynransom4076]

Where do you think they got the costumes?

[@mrman6035]

Fuck yeah science

[@BrunoM19T11]

Mike's leaked sextape is only acessible trough patreon

[@adammathis9693]

Jay, look at the camera and blink twice if Mike is holding your loved ones hostage.

[@eiatos]

They were merged into the tachyon ship thruster beam trajectory cirillium hard drive copier

[@juliacassiano4499]

@@BubblewrapHighway holy shit I died

[@nijnij3988]

@@BubblewrapHighway and a very cute cat!

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

@@eiatos SEE THE POWER OF MATH!

[@Rocketpig55]

The Main Deflector Dish Functions: 1. Repels debris during space travel 2. Literally anything ever

[@alanpennie8013]

Gwam "Singing, Bounce the graviton particle beam Off the main deflector dish"

[@ChimpFromSpace]

It's charged with anti-protons, you could destroy half the ship!

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

@@ChimpFromSpace "Assimilate this!" *Blasts dish*

[@CruelestChris]

@@alanpennie8013 That's the way we do things lad We're making shit up as we wish

[@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689]

@@bowenorcutt78 I may be wrong but I seem to recall the deflector was for navigational shields. IE low level shields so when flying at warp a particle of dust wouldn't just blast straight through the ship due to the speed.

[@Venture8234]

I like how Jay looks like he could actually be a cast member on Discovery.

[@FutureDeep]

Out of the three of them at least one should have a weird thing on their face.

[@legacythegame]

Please make a season of this and call it Star Trek: Recovery

[@grproteus]

May I suggest "Star Trek Discordery"?

[@WinnieRoo1138]

May I suggest "Star Trek: The Orville"?

[@TheLordHWotton]

My I suggest Star Trek : What's this Fuckery ??

[@theblackhundreds7124]

Star Trek: Peepee PooPoo and the Nine Lords of the Klingon

[@poopnach]

I vote: Star Trek Infinity. Just so we can call it STI.

[@TheSuperQuail]

Internet: I'm as mad as hell about Game of Thrones RLM: Star Trek

[@thomasloyal4525]

TheSuperQuail Star Trek did it first

[@heyimrobee]

As this is the right course of the universe.

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@arandompasserby7940 "in the sense that both sucked"

[@VagusDoc]

Holy shit...... I'm super happy they barely ever even mention Game of Thrones.

[@kolasunset9221]

@@kaisercollin why are you here? lol

[@Secondary_Identifier]

Ironically, but unsurprisingly, Jay looks pretty good as a Star Fleet officer. 👌

[@dzhellek]

He's got that Riker beard

[@t.c.bramblett617]

shave that face hair though hippie

[@Komnen0s]

Jay's officer uniform would look better on my bedroom floor, if you know what I'm sayin'. 💓

[@kenchun24]

Yup 100% my first thoughts lol

[@p0rq]

Κ ο μ ν η ν ό ς I don’t understand.

[@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280]

It's nice that Jay is participating in Mike and Rich's Star Trek rp.

[@treytison1444]

I want to believe "I love this job. Yum yum" is a real quote from the show.

[@MFSeaMen]

It is...

[@MFSeaMen]

@@fecxorfecxor768 I wish I was...

[@hcheng02]

@@Ebalosus What episode was this in?

[@59LOWLIFE]

@@hcheng02 the last one of season 2

[@bowenorcutt78]

@@fecxorfecxor768 Did she say it the same way here, like an old guy desperately trying to sound "hip?"

[@Scottthebassplayer98]

At first I thought they would never make another Star Trek video ever again, but then I realized...No One's Ever Really Gone....

[@Stormfin]

I'm hoping they'll do a thing on the other movies. I wanna watch Mike gush about Wrath of Khan with an alcoholically-comatose Jay.

[@DoReMi123acb]

I GET IT😀 I, I understood that reference.

[@commanderbbshockwave8698]

Pffft. They are Trekkies. They might say they never gonna watch the show but I know Mike to eventually cave in and watch it.

[@Marinealver]

The pioneers of resurrecting dead characters.

[@Dsturb85]

LMAO NICE

[@tscheetsch]

This parody is both extremely on-point and surprisingly high-quality.

[@AnythingReally]

Sadly too accurate!

[@JoacinoDaGona]

​@@ThreadBombIn old Trek, the technobabble was usually internally consistent in its application (having people dedicated to the job of keeping it straight probably helped). STD just employs some form of Mad Libs where they throw in some words they know Star Trek fans recognize but make no sense in context.

[@homelessend8557]

@@ThreadBomb that's what made the series hated when later shows started using it as a get out of jail free card. TOS had little to no such thing, and in TNG it was mostly story driven.

[@alanpennie8013]

@@ThreadBomb True. They pump it up to 11 in this show though.

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@ThreadBomb "MATH IS COOL"

[@Lurkness]

RLM's strength is they use their awareness of shitty movie tricks in tandem with an appreciation of what does work to deliver meaningful satire. Its easy to complain and groan at an audience that wants validation, but to build a set and mock everything from the lighting to the technobabble and drop insulation tubing on Jay in a little over 4 minutes is far more than we deserve.

[@aucarter]

I Love Science!

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Y U M Y U M

[@jewsarebehinditall5261]

Eat tube, Jay!

[@FourOf92000]

you just wanted to drop insulation tubing on Jay

[@Joe-xb3im]

I was expecting a long-form review, but i got a 4 minute video. My expectations were subverted AND IT WAS WONDERFUL

[@fusion210]

Absolutely. Spared us from watching more clips of Discovery.

[@brianbagnall3029]

Can't wait for the full review of season 2. It was a disaster.

[@CoridanNJ]

@@brianbagnall3029 Go say that on r/startrek and watch your karma plummet. I don't get how people can still defend this show

[@JusVen]

Very cool.

[@Blakblooded]

It broke new ground!!!

[@martyjackson4166]

Is it just me or is this the highest-production value product RLM has ever done? Also, how many David Lynch movies did Mike have to watch with Jay in order to convince him to do this skit?

[@supernovaitup]

The Fuckbot episodes of half in the bag, among others, have a bit more production value than this. Revenge of Nadine is also up there, and you could make an argument for some of the Plinkett reviews themselves. Then there's their feature films.

[@archfriend]

I think you were blinded by the lens flares to notice it was just costumed actors on a single set and a bit of post-production.

[@Beavernator]

The end of their Evil Dead half in the bag was AWESOME!!!

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

It cost a Twin Peaks marathon and two showings of Inland Empire.

[@Visorak137]

I was thinking the same thing. This 4 minute short looked harder to make than Space Cop on bluray! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@silverbeach1557]

I've watched this 4 times and every SINGLE time at 2:40 I think Jay is about to say "now THIS is pod-racing" and I'm horribly disappointed he doesn't

[@chiefs2pretty4radio]

I think that might be the joke lol

[@supernovaitup]

That's a reference to Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace!

[@supernovaitup]

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 And I was quoting Jay from his appearances on Pre-Rec Live.

[@Ziplock9000]

@@chiefs2pretty4radio No it's not. The joke is a phrase from ST:D, surprisingly.

[@heatguyg]

Jay looked about as confused as a long time Star Trek fan watching Discovery...

[@79EasyE]

TBH you sort of have to be confused when you watch Disco else you are probably not paying attention.

[@inducedapathy1296]

@@79EasyE Who calls it Disco?

[@Sambysaurus]

He looked about as confused as he normally does whenever Mike talks about Star trek.

[@aitchisondaniel]

@@79EasyE It's STD.

[@sigilbreaker2628]

Is Discovery just technobabble then?

[@mightymouse447]

Mike must be blackmailing Jay with footage from the Manhole.

[@somethingcliched4921]

herecomesmightymouse Now that’s a deep cut

[@terrynieuwoudt8586]

He's had more than a little Indian in him lately

[@handsworth101]

Best bit: "time is of the essence" proceed to have long and unecessary emotional exchange

[@CitrusLimonade]

Jay falling down cause of the debris, is probably the most realistic scene I've seen this year.

[@LaneDenson]

I watched that part a half dozen times - hi-larious

[@Legion563]

@@LaneDenson ''Oh my god'' then suddenly flattened by debris that makes it that much funnier for some reason lol.

[@goldenappel]

Easily the best Short Trek CBS has done. It's sad they couldn't maintain this quality throughout the season.

[@bergonath8851]

Casting Rich Evans for a single day of shooting pretty much drained the show's whole budget, that's why the rest is shit.

[@mixedbagclips2511]

Jay’s arc in the RLMCU it’s now complete, from not knowing about Star Trek, to hating hearing about Star Trek to role playing Star Trek. Mike must be proud.

[@TheTrueHaddock]

I can't believe they killed Jay just for a skit.

[@applecrow8]

Well I mean it is a Discovery skit.

[@starsiegeplayer]

They kill Rich all the time. Jay is due.

[@MrParedex]

IT WAS NECESSARY

[@stonedcrusader]

It's ok. No one's ever really gone.

[@Hvantmiki]

Did they really kill him? That was a bit excessive just for a skit.

[@Knightfall182]

Rich Evans is damn convincing as Tilly.

[@FrostUK]

FUCK YEAHHHHHH

[@onelividguardsman5681]

It really fits into the Rich Evans cinematic universe

[@SecondQuantisation]

It's like that sex dream I had has come true!

[@luvmaika]

They all look like Tilly.

[@Knightfall182]

@@luvmaika Rich has bigger tits.

[@w67M]

Jay is a true friend for participating in this.

[@franciscoac9090]

This is borderline experimental

[@SullyFox]

It's stylistically designed to be that way.

[@arbyw.1889]

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[@ThePhuckedupworld]

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

[@aidan2565]

skits are back on the menu, boys

[@TimothyPossible]

we've 'ad nothin but maggoty reviews for three stinkin dayzzzz!

[@eddieericksen6256]

They are not for referencing

[@enjoi0555]

Legit didn’t notice the “cbs all ASS original series” until the ending lmao

[@hamburgerhelpersalisburyst1507]

This is powerful...it must be about family.

[@Ae7herium]

Directed by Vin Diesel.

[@ThePhobicSuperior]

This thread really subverted my expectations.

[@EpoxyMuffin]

A sign that a franchise has completely lost its plot. Uh "it's about family. It's powerful and deeply human" Doctor Who is even pulling that bullshit now.

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Yep. Code for NEPOTISM....

[@greatdaysout1502]

Perfect facial expressions and head movements from Rich and Mike as the Engineer mushroom guy and Burnham respectively. However poor baffled Jay looks like he could be cast on the actual show.

[@justinlloyd6455]

He really could be! I'd like to see him in a Star Trek Next Generation Episode. He could play a Barkley-type character, or someone smart with a lot of personality and quirks. It'd be hilarious. Better than STD.

[@greatdaysout1502]

Justin Lloyd STD is bewilderingly bad isn’t it. The ‘blind dachshund who paints pictures’ video on KZbin has more Trek in it.

[@HuntSmacker]

I had to watch this multiple times because it's so dense, every frame has so much going on.

[@TerrenceNowicki]

@@_escapegoat "Hopefully it'll work."

[@plixplux]

It's like poetry, how it rhymes

[@Turd_Rocket]

They might've gone too far in a few places...

[@control_the_pet_population]

Stumbled onto this three years after forgetting about it... and you are right... so dense, every frame. I just now noticed Mike struggling to not break character immediately after Rich says "I love you too".

[@duffhood2334]

YOU CAN'T JUST POST A CLIP FROM DISCOVERY AND SLAP YOUR NAME ON IT!

[@Mcrawf21]

CBS has argued in court that every element of Star Trek is generic science fiction are therefore can't be subject to copyright protections. Now, they were arguing it to try and avoid paying someone they ripped off, but it would be pretty funny if it came back to bite them.

[@mfowkles3142]

Some Guy Named Mat CBS is too busy biting themselves to notice anyone else

[@sarosp9330]

I know right, it's so inconsiderate of the people who put time and effort into writing and directing this great addition to the star trek franchise...

[@Listoric]

Honestly, this is the first time I’ve seen Discovery merch, which means they sold at least 3 suits.

[@SumDumGy]

Damn. I don’t want to see this channel contributing financially to that turd.

[@ianmathews]

@@SumDumGy This channel is about to help fix this turd, their upcoming videos on DSC will probably be the predominant review for the series anywhere and will solidify the fans thoughts and grievances more than any other commentary, but heck, I agree boycott discovery merch!

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfAmerica]

they only sold one suit they just swapped it between shots

[@commanderbbshockwave8698]

@@ianmathews Disagree. Show was good. Plus boycott it, and then we won't have a Trek show for another 15 years. That's what you want? I take SOME Trek over NO Trek.

[@jeffwells641]

@@commanderbbshockwave8698 I've always felt shit Treck was much worse than no Trek. You'll never get good Trek if you keep supporting the bullshit. Then again I'm not a rabid Trek fan. I watched a lot of syndicated original series and Next Generation, a fair bit of DS9, and most of Voyager. Most of the movies too. But the newer Treks never really caught my interest, didn't seem to have the same feel to them. And if this parody is even slightly accurate Discovery is a steaming pile of garbage. Why would I willingly watch garbage?

[@Thewalrus328]

Hahaha, the way Rich says "I love you too" with that same dumb breathiness that Burnham did.

[@legoluvver]

Is this Mike's "The Orville" audition tape?

[@JacktheSmack]

Can we start a petition to get Mike on The Orville?

[@abritishguy4713]

Robert Elkins Funfact, Ozymandias was directed by Rian Johnson.

[@s4yanora]

@@JacktheSmack Petitions are useless but FUCK YEAH!

[@alanpennie8013]

@@roberte2945 I don't think any Star Trek fan can hate the jolly pastiche known as The Orville.

[@Sparks87]

The camera should be spinning around constantly in the most dizzying way. Also, it's lacking lots of dutch angles and lens flares.

[@thrushhattstewohlgern5006]

I am also missing that annoying sound effect that plays every time the cyborg woman is on screen (forgot her name already).

[@thrushhattstewohlgern5006]

Yes, that one and some kind of buzzing noise that was played whenever there was a close-up of her face.

[@cheezyspam7044]

THIS is what they've been working on instead of giving us regular quality reviews??? ...I love it. Bravo.

[@JimPlaysGames]

Completely inaccurate. The camera wasn't rapidly orbiting the conference table and making me motion sick. I didn't vomit once!

[@kavinskysmith4094]

Oh Hey! fancy meeting you here lol

[@JosephDavies]

Good catch. I suppose RLM couldn't afford to pay the cameraman enough to give up on his craft.

[@mfowkles3142]

Joseph Davies wasn't expecting that lmao

[@ImmaLittlePip]

And not one of them is a person of color or a woman

[@1simo93521]

Jim!

[@Neitenth]

Jay yelled "OH MY GOD!" instead of saying it in hushed awe. It broke new ground.

[@lovetoeatallthefood]

I applauded it for being different!

[@AmazingThor]

Mike says the line “Yum yum” with such seething contempt…

[@extremechampion00]

Jay wearing a Starfleet uniform made me squeal like a 13 year old girl at a boy band concert. I regret nothing.

[@-pancakes7205]

It's not a starfleet uniform. Discovery isn't star trek.

[@SpookyBitch__]

This one time..at band camp..

[@sugarysweet07]

He looks unironically adorable in that outfit

[@JittersCaffeine]

It was nice of Jay to play pretend with Mike and Rich

[@robthomas2330]

"This is incredibly urgent! - Wait let's stop to talk about feelings." Is exactly how this show runs.

[@RightNowMan]

'It'll only take about 5 minutes.' Classic!

[@derdreckigedan90]

Even the romantic scene is getting interrupted. Perfect.

[@brucemanly]

The ship is under attack and we're all gonna die, but gotta have that personal moment.

[@guitarzilla555]

Still coming back to watch this 4 years later because it's so damn funny.

[@One_Missing_Worker]

An entire video that is a Star Trek reference. Bravo, gents. RLM has reached its final form.

[@supernovaitup]

Now they just need to make a cameo in an episode to complete their ascension.

[@ninjalokust]

You are mistaken RLM's final form is a Zat remake.

[@MsArtGarden]

The set, the costumes, the radical science script, Jay... this is the pentacle of a Mike Passion Project.

[@AzathothNyxkind]

Gay Satanists have been here recently.

[@MsArtGarden]

They've infiltrated my spelling ability. =]

[@IngloriousPastor]

It’s 2024, and Rich Evans saying “Science…FUCK yeaaaahhh” still lives in my head rent free.

[@garlicxlr]

I thought for sure he was gonna say "Now this is Podracing!" ... I don't know why I would think that...

[@StunBuns]

Move over Pavlov, Stoklasa's got his own dogs

[@Bulletproof222]

Because the best memes are never really gone...

[@CosmicApe2]

Exactly like Discovery. Only this makes sense, is compelling, and I care about the characters.

[@thomasloyal4525]

CosmicApe2 so 75% different and better than discovery

[@CosmicApe2]

@@thomasloyal4525 Behold the power of math!

[@danieldietrich9969]

@@CosmicApe2 FUCK YEEAHH

[@Jokerbuzzed]

Not gonna lie, Jay actually looks pretty good in that Uniform. He'd be a perfect cast member on the Trak shows

[@MrHendrix17]

Jay is the least qualified person to be on a real Star Trek show. Mike and Rich are both far more passionate and knowledgeable on the subject matter. Which of course makes Jay an even better candidate!

[@LuxAeterna22878]

@@MrHendrix17 I can't argue with this logic.

[@gwh3013]

He looks better at the man-hole

[@DeciderVT]

Is this a Short Trek? I'm considering it canon.

[@jamesfitzgerald1021]

Me too ,all it needed was a incompetent,mentally ill fat ginger woman to pointlessly mug at the screen to be perfect.

[@aitchisondaniel]

No, it's better.

[@dickheadrecs]

*Shart Trek

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Kurtzman had to retcon STD out of its own universe (lol). THIS is the new Star Trek!

[@codycline2975]

This video is also a pretty good representation of how they solve problems in the flash tv show.

[@Uncompromising_Mode]

a pretty good representation of how they solve problems in any tv show pretending to be smart*

[@zeusssonfire]

“I love this job. Yum, yum.” 😂😂🔥

[@Thewrittenwordremain]

I'm so glad this wasn't just blackness and transformer noises!

[@Mythos_Musik]

Totally agree. I understand the point they were making but it was still annoying as hell

[@noobishmacgaming]

Steel Johnson I understand the frustration, but honestly, that’s what transformers deserves at this point.

[@DinosaurFan88]

KZbin certainly wouldn't like that.

[@Mythos_Musik]

@@noobishmacgaming yeah but when you're going on your lunch break and you're sitting down ready to watch some of your favorite guys bash a shitty movie and then it just turns out to be a big fucking troll job it's really fucking annoying.

[@mfcamillus211]

This is the kind of quality content that gets you on a block list.

[@BonzoKilbourn]

"I payed attention in science school." EPIC!

[@ethroptur5266]

Now this is the power of math!

[@WrestlingWithGaming]

Haha. I'm laughing to keep from crying at how much this really is like Discovery. You guys even got the blue-ness of the show. Bravo!

[@WrestlingWithGaming]

@@darthkai8242 haha! I definitely didn't expect to see an Absolutely Rose Street reference here. Thanks for watching the channel 😊

[@TheDolfanar]

Finally a RLM video with no Star Trek references...

[@Listoric]

Hey, that was actually clever 😄

[@kreimsnta]

It's Star Trek itself. Hell yeah!!

[@alanpennie8013]

@@kreimsnta Distilled Trek is the best Trek.

[@TaranVH]

I havn't seen it, but now I don't need to.

[@andreworders7305]

For the better

[@WozLee]

The irony is you actually don't. I was amazed at how accurate this was, actual plot elements and direct quotes. Including that fucking "Yum yum!" line.

[@bryanhamby4676]

You’re just denying yourself THE POWER OF MATH

[@gwenivercall]

@@WozLee Honestly, the first time I watched this skit I thought they were just exaggerating - then I watched bits from the actual Discovery . . . and all the lines are there. The power of math, science fuck yeah . . . someone got paid to write this crap

[@xtzyshuadog]

*'I watched it so YOU DON'T HAVE TO!"*

[@soullessjeremy1758]

I raise my glass of bourbon and salute Jay for his brave sacrifice. This was amazing, cheers.

[@gusngregg5127]

Jay died just to be off the Season 2 Re:View...

[@vegai]

For several minutes I was trying to figure out how they had managed to put Mike/Jay/Rich's heads onto actual STD footage so fluidly.

[@JackOffAllTrades]

Gonnorhea

[@akulahirpada1993]

AAAAAAAAAIDS

[@coastercook]

Rich Evans went above and beyond with the blinking LEDs for the set.

[@gordonmarshall5980]

That starships interior looks suspiciously like a set from Space Cop.

[@gladman9634]

@Lee Morris my aaaaaaids look suspiciously like a set from space cop

[@matndhat]

I know. I think Star Trek could afford better sets, right?

[@Phoenix00744]

The production value caught me off-guard.

[@Innovativenamesareta]

Unironically great to see patreon money put to good use

[@fat4eyes]

That's their entire budget for this year.

[@jasonfenton8250]

Especially for the comedy sketch version of a shitpost.

[@TheDb1t]

OMG! Jay going from blanking out when Mike talks about Star Trek to wearing a Star trek uniform?! This is amazing!!

[@mattj2217]

This saves me a lot of time, thanks.

[@pizza1121]

The real miracle is Rich pronouncing "tritainium" correctly multiple times.

[@geoffreywilson7008]

@@mikeoxlong1395 Enough that they had to scrap the camera spin.

[@ThexVaultxTech]

Old star trek metal He's got practice

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

@@ThexVaultxTech the man can't pronounce folding table

[@Nliman]

Now this is the power of Edit!

[@Dr.SamLoomis]

tritanium* jackass

[@nebulous57_2]

YUM YUM my eyes couldn't roll any further into the back of my head, holy shit these discovery writers man

[@mechakitsune]

Jay's collapse at the end was top shelf! Love you guys!

[@patrickjspoon]

Whoa. Jay's doing a Star Trek thing. I don't know how to process this.

[@satrougha]

Discovery ripped the joy from my life but this video restored a sliver of joy back to me. thank you

[@Blodhelm]

Wait 'til you see Picard, they murdered TNG and Voyager in a couple of episodes.

[@ShinyShellder]

This reminds me of a Star Trek episode where-

[@psyko_]

That final shot "oh my god!" was so good, i giggled for a really long time.

[@paralinguistico]

STUNNING AND BRAVE! I CRIED BUTTERFLY TEARS AND SHAT MYSELF!

[@kabazt]

Love this ending. Jay needs to be crushed by debris more often.

[@BenSalernoMedia]

I'm so happy you did the extremely drawn-out emotional scene that seems to happen every time someone says "we're all gonna die in 15 seconds if we don't start immediately running now."

[@Wishuna]

The arc about the abopted cats was a real tear jerker.

[@TerrenceNowicki]

He had to tell each and every one of them that they were a pretty cat, and a good cat.

[@drillsarge1337]

Is that Jonathan Frakes on the left? Man..he really let himself go...

[@MelDHuber467]

Rich paying attention in science school was too much for my suspension of disbelief

[@juliacassiano4499]

At least we know for certain he paid more attention in science than Jay did in geography

[@dougmann777]

I wasn't going to watch STD, but after this short episode, I'm hooked! I love the way our heroes make complex science simple enough that everyone can understand it. One nitpick - not diverse enough. No one from either Michigan or Minnesota in the scene. Could be accused of Michophobia.

[@erikt6]

But the micro worm hole power could never be redirected to the time crystals, without a sub sonic linear defractor. Everybody knows that.

[@blacksympho]

Science. Fuck yeaaah!

[@pizdamatii5001]

the sub-sonic linear defractor will only work if you remember to synch the phase buffers, though.

[@internetsideshow]

I stopped watching after episode 3 of season 1, is the techno-babble really that bad?

[@rdytmire]

But what about the Tri-lithium?! Everyone forget basic science? You need to Tri-Lithium to power the phase buffers.

[@cake6476]

Now this is Epic.