Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith Pitch Meeting

[@battlesheep2552]

The real reason Luke gets brought to Tatooine is because it’s full of sand and Anakin hates sand

[@ThreadBomb]

His shoes can't repel sand of that magnitude!

[@joshuamagic]

Like, this actually seems plausible. Anakin's hate and anger only increased when he became Vader.

[@ingnewton]

That's tight!

[@chbloss]

Sand really grinds his gears.

[@Jade-fs6ju]

That's cold real cold

[@willverschneider1102]

Palpatine: "You know Anakin, I don't like sand either." Anakin: "Did we just become best friends?"

[@SuperBatSpider]

Me:*Wants to like* Like counter:69 Me:*Visible frustration*

[@calebmauer1751]

@Eleanor Draws Weird, it's like he doesn't realize someone else who doesn't have an obsession with a random number is going to come along and click like.

[@jackmonday6242]

@Eleanor Draws because ankian don't like sand ever

[@jacobandersen6075]

Haha lol

[@Bender2497]

*Likes at 999 Me: Christmas came early....

[@generalgrievous8655]

The helicopter was a very good teacher, I’ll miss that guy *COUGH COUGH*

[@allmycircuits8850]

Actually that was quadcopter :)

[@Novasky2007]

The sha-gi slayer technique was tight

[@B-RaDD]

@A Lakótelepi Bosszúálló just watched the movie again that's why I'm here... The short joke was funny though... They're literally captured, handcuffed, guns pointed at them and he can still crack jokes 😂😂

[@priscillajimenez27]

Get to the chopper!

[@ilikepigeons6101]

General Grievous how did you learn to draw in the Jedi arts?

[@mikeattard3543]

Anakin: Loses 3 limbs, catches on fire. Survives. Padme: Sad. Dies. Should've slipped in a "Seems inconsistent." "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!" :-D

[@jeremywatters2295]

You can die from sadness that's how Johnny Cash died he lost the will to live.

[@eitanlubowitz520]

To be fair, Cash didn't lose the will to live after giving birth to two children that would give him the will to live

[@nont18411]

Luke: Tired. Dies. He’s truly his mother’s son

[@capt.jackfan4752]

Except she died because Palpatine pulled her life energy to Anakin (technically Darth Vader by now) so he’d survive the intense pain of limb implant surgery. Y’know, the darkside’s means to “Stop people from dying”

[@taddad2641]

be fair childbirth is pretty tough to begin with so when someone is that fucked up in the head it can have actual negative implications for the body. Moral is important. Our bodies respond to what our mind are going through.

[@nickgreen4731]

A minor point but one that I really love... I adore the way the producer guy gets genuinely into the story, sounding truly concerned whenever he says, 'Oh no!'

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

"I kinda forgot about that." Meanwhile, D&D: "Wow, that's such a great idea!"

[@nickblocksberg3868]

Well, DaNy KiNdA fOrGoT aBoUt ThE iRoN fLeEt

[@thatdarnkitteh]

Too soon, man. 😭

[@paulregan9304]

Dan write that down!

[@xnkatta]

Forgetting things is tight!

[@ThePizzaMan48]

I feel like I should know this reference... Can someone please lend a hand?

[@mhopkins7954]

You are still the ONLY reason Screen Rant exist. SEBAI!

[@B-RaDD]

Preach

[@kipferno]

I completely agree. Screen Rant is unbearable and these videos are the only reason why I'm still subscribed

[@sawyer7973]

@@kipferno instead, unsubscribe, and subscribe to Rian George's KZbin channel so he can make more independent content

[@hussainimustafa8913]

Well subscribe to his own channel to support him

[@gruthakhul100]

@@sawyer7973 or both, but yes he is pretty great ^^

[@ic7saysglazersout176]

Then Anakin did a backflip, got his limbs cut off and Obi Wan saved the day.

[@zoeishahaha]

Oh, Darth Vader's respirator helmet is TIGHT!

[@nitrox5915]

@@zoeishahaha Context man, context!

[@starfull8808]

Oh, murdering childeren because you hate sand is tight!

[@SansoHumar]

@@starfull8808 man childeren is tight………..what is a childeren

[@RandomLightsaber12453]

"Wow wow wow wow"

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

“Dethroning Shakespeare is TIGHT!” “It is!!”

[@noanRUA]

So... you're telling me it was *not* "deepthroating Shakespeare"? Well damn😐

[@Morganator42]

noanRUA Wait did I hear that wrong?

[@FaissalsAnimation]

66 likes...I don't want to ruin it

[@joedoe1096]

Thank goodness. I was thinking that line was pretty.. uh..

[@redguard2529]

@@noanRUA So I wasn't the only one? I feel much better now.

[@dookdawg214]

"You're so beautiful." "It's only because I'm so in love." "No, it's because I'm so in love with you." Oh, George, why did they let you do this?

[@liavhanegbi2729]

Your pfp gives me life

[@alexanderkilburg7415]

It was kind of crazy how Padme waits so long to tell Anakin about the child, either that or there were a lot of time jumps.

[@chip5892]

When sociopaths attempt to create a romantic scene.

[@Сайтамен]

@@alexanderkilburg7415 He was in war most period.

[@Ben-vl5ew]

It isn't that bad

[@rajatava3500]

"And apparently, he was trained in the helicopter arts by a helicopter!" That got me so badly XDDDDDD I still cannot stop laughing

[@ash45891]

Lol I know right?!?!🤣🤣

[@robt.v.8688]

General Grievous identifies as an attack helicopter

[@AudreyStar17]

I was watching with headphones, and at the helicopter line, burst into laughing fits 😂

[@MrHerbsti]

IMO one of the best lines ever - and that means something, considering the high quality of this show. Well done and thanks a lot for this and all the other great Pitch Meetings

[@bdemaree]

I want that on a t-shirt

[@Mister.Rawgers]

“He makes a very compelling argument!” “Dew it.”

[@ekuabrew4547]

Mista Jay Raw Tongue and his face when he says it. I simply live for moments like this.

[@Mister.Rawgers]

Ekua Brew Same my friend, same.

[@BestXD2046]

"Oh very convincing."

[@faarsight]

Tbf he is the leader of the Republic. So assuming that Anakin is to some degree subordinate to the Republic it's an official order.

[@mrsuper-kamipopo9708]

“... Makes the clones kill all the Jedi” “Oh no-“ “Except our favorites.” As a person who has indulged themselves in the Clone Wars series I can confirm this statement is invalid

[@kronos1305]

Plo koon and Ki Adi Mundi were my fav jedi that died..... Didnt care much about any others

[@supadupadudacud]

@@kronos1305 Shaak TI

[@darqube]

Luminara, cmon ppl

[@lothcatrun4147]

at least they didn't kill kanan-

[@lothcatrun4147]

TheDuck ThatQuacks pretty sure he died in order 66 but I don’t rlly remember

[@nathan_thorn6906]

The best joke in this is when he says “I’m relieved” after the toilet humor jokes.

[@benjamintaylor5025]

Toilet humor is tight

[@Krastinos]

I didn't get the joke

[@niteshmurti]

@@Krastinos me neither

[@Zealwind]

But I thought it really is an anagram for ****. Just look at darth father.. I mean Darth Vader name

[@tantris2876]

@@niteshmurti

[@mrmagicmorpher]

He says something SUPER convincing What does he say that makes him chop someone’s head off? He says “Do it!” Oh that’s SUPER convincing

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Yeahyeahyeah!

[@LumiNyte]

Dew it*

[@jonathancampbell5231]

George Lucas wrote and produced this movie. Weird how he recorded making a pitch to himself.

[@davidweiss5000]

Jonathan Campbell ahhhh, that‘s the reason they look alike

[@TheSaltySeaman]

Even when the writers famous, they still all look like Ryan. True fans know Ryan exists in a universe of Ryan’s, so it makes sense that Ryan Lucas is talking to Ryan the Fox executive.

[@Funky_Player2]

@@TheSaltySeaman Who's "Ryab"?

[@GortHyman]

Ryan 1 is Lucas, Ryan 2 is Rick McCallum.

[@TheSaltySeaman]

Funky Funky no idea what you’re talking about 😉.

[@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist]

Please do Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... ...because hiding in fridges is TIGHT!

[@carealoo744]

And: 'Back To The Future!' :)

[@darthsirk470]

Surviving nuclear bombs is super easy, barley an inconvinience

[@Pimp-Master]

I’d like to hear the pitch meeting about why there should not be a pitch meeting for another Indiana Jones...

[@carealoo744]

@@Pimp-Master Ya :)

[@looniemoonie5955]

@@carealoo744 messing with future is TIGHT

[@danymartinez5885]

- So Padme says "they say you killed children" on the verge of tears. - Hadn't she just condoned and supported his killing of children in the previous movie? - She definitely had! - So what is different about these kids? - They are first-world children. - Oh they are

[@simos6jipros154]

- They are human children - Oh it seems Padme is racist to tusken raiders - Yeah yeah yeah yeah

[@u.v.s.5583]

Liars! I kill no children in this movie! I only slay younglings because they call me master instead of Lord!

[@graceonfilmsnstuff]

👏🏼

[@lukemundy4023]

Race!

[@mishynaofficial]

Except they were children from different races and planets.

[@kaimemes]

Yoda in prequels: *epic ninja backflips* Yoda in original trilogy: *hotdog stealing*

[@kenburns4547]

"Yoda in main series: hotdog stealing" Um, PHRASING?

[@stevenbaxter9099]

The prequels are part of the main series

[@melviness4769]

Original Trilogy*

[@GeorgeMonet]

That's because the George who wrote the prequels isn't the George who wrote the original trilogy. The older writers knew about a concept called RESTRAINT.

[@stevenbaxter9099]

@@GeorgeMonet I like watching yoda jump about the place its fun

[@BigcatTVGaming]

“Except our favorites” Plo Koon: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@999999SkyGuy]

Does he even have a line of dialogue in the prequel movies. Just standing in the back-ground and looking cool

[@SB-fm8el]

*Kit Fisto will remember that*

[@Jetsetradio]

Aayla Secura deserved better

[@Crossbones6732]

Jetsetradio She was dead by Grievous in the comics and by Savage in Clone Wars (before the buy by Disney, weirdly enough). Her apprentice was the one who got killed in the movie on the speeder bike.

[@craigwelter5862]

@@SB-fm8el But Kit Fisto was killed by Palpatine, not during Order 66. So our favorites weren't killed in Order 66. Obviously he is everyone's favorite.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

"He makes a very convincing argument." "Really? What does he say?" "He says, 'do it'.." "Oh, VERY convincing." "Yeahyeahyeah!"

[@nicktankard1244]

only works if you say it like this: "dew it"

[@Mahi16389]

😂😂😂

[@Xanegoh]

"Chew it"

[@yiyi3926]

@@Xanegoh dew it, chew it, blew it, two it, through it, knew it

[@calebmauer1751]

@@yiyi3926 makes us harder, better, faster, stronger

[@Shockwave99999]

You fail to understand. Obi wan IS the high ground

[@jarekgunther]

It's not the high-ground unless you declare the high-ground. 😜

[@TheRagingwerepanda]

Right, it's like base. If I call base, then I'm safe!

[@84bucco]

@@TheRagingwerepanda Same rules apply when applying for bankruptcy.

[@tintinismybelgian]

In Episode I, Obi-wan and Maul were indoors. Hence, it wasn't "high ground." It was "high floor."

[@seby826]

@@tintinismybelgian Right everything makes so much sense

[@SoundwaveSC]

Actually, it's just that Obi Wan doesn't need to be ON the high ground. So long as there is high ground around, he is unstoppable. Where did he fight Vader in Episode IV? A completely flat and level surface.

[@captaincalamari6583]

This totally should have happened: "So then Mace Windu and three other Jedi masters go fight Palpatine." "Wow! It must be really hard for Palpatine to fight four Jedi at once." "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@jakezimmer7256]

Lmao

[@captainvadergaming4696]

"Oh really" "Yeah he just does a spinning jump like a top, and just stabs all but Windu" "Wait, why do they just stand there" "To show how powerful Palpatine is" "But these are Jedi Masters, and can block blaster bolts from battle droids" "But I wanna give Palpatine a really cool spinning jump" "Oh spinning jumps are tight" "Yeahyeahyeah"

[@canebro1]

"I forgot about that" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

"fighting" 4 jedi at once os a bit generous, 2 litterally don't even try to defend themselves when they get stabbed, and the 3rd tries for like 1s then gives up. Then Mace Windu defeats him pretty easily.

[@rajeevpandey7125]

ITS A TRAP!!

[@DOC_951]

"And how does he feel about that?" He says "Nooo" "Sounds about right."

[@timwestphal3495]

"I thought it was gonna be a bunch of toilet stuff" "Nope" "I'm relieved" Clever clever... Hehe

[@84bucco]

Eh, felt forced

[@timwestphal3495]

@@84bucco the force??? Eh?? Eh????

[@punishedredruby]

Whoops, didn't notice this

[@Jawsjawsjawsrg]

I saw it too.

[@SmashLiXs]

i don't get it

[@michaelcubed]

“No, no, it’s Revenge of the SITH” “Oh, I’m so relieved!” That really got me.

[@Faygris]

Would you quickly explain it to a non-native English speaker? I can't think of the other word he confuses it with...

[@burger_kinghorn]

Could have made a dyslexia joke

[@michaelcubed]

burgerkinghorn we both know he wasn’t.

[@AudreyStar17]

I also didn't get this? I speak English fine, but this joke flew over my head or something? What did the producer guy think he was gonna say?

[@daredevil6145]

@@AudreyStar17 R.O.T.Shit?

[@Penguinator44]

4:12 Just turn the screen 90 degrees so that Obi-wan has the high ground from a certain point of view

[@yondaime500]

A certain point of view?

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Penguinator44 true xD

[@thibaud1832]

Trivia: the reason why Anakin goes from super-conflicted to not caring about murdering kids in one second is because Lucas rewrote half the script halfway through the shooting process: originally Anakin turned to get more power and was not conflicted at all. Half of the Anakin scenes (the later ones) were already shot when he changed the entire motivation to "saving Padmé". Which means that up to being christened Vader, he just wants to save her, is super-conflicted and is faking powerlust for Palpatine; then as soon as he rises he was evil all along and just did it for more power.

[@Shadow25720]

Using scenes that don't fit in the movie just because you already shot them is tight!

[@jacobh.6491]

Putting Luke on Tatooine was genius since the entire planet is made of SAND

[@Sword03onxbox]

"I'm gonna need you to go kill a bunch of kids for me" "Alright, I'm on it!" 😂 I love this so much.

[@ayushmanrajawat2828]

He was convinced that jedis are evil and in order to gather the power of dark side to then save padme he had to kill them kids so he was cool with that I guess.

[@KasumiRINA]

@@ayushmanrajawat2828 it literally makes zero sense since force heal is a light side skill and there's literally nothing threatening Padme's health before Anakin literally chokes her. People have to admit the prequels had cool choreography and art design, but the writing was bad.

[@YesTHATJohnSmith]

After seeing the recent Solid JJ episode, I'm NOW convinced that Vader made a (Capital) Faux Pas at the Jedi Temple. [Immediately after Ani's surgery...] "Very well, my friend. Now, we will *re-educate* the youngling Padawans in the ways of the Dark Side..." "Uhhhh, my Master?" offers Vader. "Yes?" "About the Padawans?" "Go on..." "I (sort of) executed them all." "WHAT?! WHY would you DO that?!" "You said, 'Do what needs to be done.'" "Well, hell! I guess I gotta spell EVERYTHING out for ya, from now on! 'Hey Vader, could you pick up a gallon of milk? By the way--- DON'T KILL ANYONE!'"

[@darth-severus]

​​@@KasumiRINA "Force heal is a light side skill" see my takeaway from this is we could've avoided all of this if anyone just explained to anakin how the force works

[@a.cretr025]

“Betraying the Jedi order is super easy barely an inconvenience”

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Not to mention that killing younglings is tight!

[@seelrevilo5560]

Metalhead Gamer Nothing to do with the comment or video... loving the Disturbed profile picture

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

You just cut off a fellow jedi's hand and BAM! Next thing you know you're killing younglings.

[@Novasky2007]

"You don't understand the Power of the darkside, i must Obey my master..."

[@a.cretr025]

“Having the high ground is TIGHT”

[@gazaalley3862]

Been looking for this

[@billnumber3324]

Turning to the Dark Side is TIGHT

[@seby826]

@@billnumber3324 every fallen jedi make it seems so easy, barely an inconvenience

[@BDLabs2]

Hating sand is TIGHT!

[@billnumber3324]

@@BDLabs2hating Sandpeople is TIGHT.

[@AirborneVet]

"Well I'm relieved!" Timing. It's everything.

[@Szunidubi]

I'm seriously amazed by how many videos you did in this format and that you still manage to keep them funny and creative

[@calebmccarthy7298]

“Dethroning Shakespeare is Tight!”

[@edwardpinata]

i thought he said "deepthroating shakespeare" i was like this ain't kid friendly at all

[@origingaming5834]

I could have sworn he said that…

[@opi_is_me1576]

Ahaha that's what I thought it said too omg😂

[@shadowstorm3.098]

Pies Elphur that’s exactly what I thought he said

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I read this as soon as the line dropped. Magic!!! Lmao

[@reeceytaylor]

Mace: He's too dangerous to be kept alive Palpatine: Dew it Anakin: Chops Mace's hand off

[@ballshaver773]

*yeets Mountain Dew at Mace Windu*

[@DariyusKabraji]

Ah yes the Shia Labeouf approach to the sith technique

[@Kyran1996]

Probably what he said to Anakin to convince him to go kill the younglings.

[@carter_lovejoy]

Do pitch meetings for any Tarantino film!

[@carter_lovejoy]

Chinedu Opara it’d be a bit scary that it would be Tarantino pitching scripts to Harvey Weinstein since Tarantino worked with Weinstein at Miramax and The Weinstein Company (starting with Reservoir Dogs up until Hateful Eight). Ryan would play Tarantino’s ghost writer and Harvey Weinstein’s assistant since the actual Weinstein would be doing you know what.

[@tigerbread78]

yeah yeah yeah! Just pitch Tarantino as a director.

[@shadowstorm3.098]

Kill Bill?

[@meloD30]

You misspelled 'every'.

[@jarelllevingston7882]

Django would be fun

[@KelticTim]

Picturing Anakin saying “Oh no, I don’t like that at all!” About the Padme Dream is pretty tight, and hysterical.

[@MrFlashpoint95]

“Shakespeare can suck it!” I cried from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexanderkilburg7415]

His plays were basically the family guy of the 1600s. There were a lot of adult jokes.

[@TellItAnimated]

“Yeah but if we don’t include this Chewbacca scene we won’t get to see Chewbacca.” “Okay yeah keep it in.”

[@WhyWouldiKnow-]

HUH :O I’m a big fan

[@bayejid.a.a]

Why only 1 reply?

[@detoxify299]

Me: *Sees cool piece of art* "How did you make that?" Palpatine: Drew it

[@ekimool9713]

*Sees pretty balloon* "How did you make that?" Palpatine: Blew it

[@ironstorm1690]

*Sees spaceship* How did that get here? Palpatine: Flew it.

[@tintinismybelgian]

*sees a test with an "A+" grade* How'd you get the answer to number fifteen? Palpatine: Knew it.

[@redch.897]

*Sees Broken Droid* “How can we fix it?” Palpatine: Screw it

[@craigs733]

But the thermal detonator was about to explode, how did you survive? Palpatine: Threw it

[@EweChewBrrr01]

"I had to shove everyone in to their starting positions for a New Hope" That was very clever and very funny.

[@vincelupo8419]

such a good point. And the name thing too.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

@@vincelupo8419 Thanks :)

[@mnirwin5112]

Not to mention very accurate. 😄

[@thesoupin8or673]

I heard a theory about the high ground thing recently that I thought was cool. The idea was that he was shocked the thing with Maul worked, and he's had nightmares ever since, reliving exactly what Maul should have done to wreck him as he did the jump. And he knew Anakin so well, he knew he would make the same reckless move, so the whole appeal at the end for Anakin not to try it bc Obi Wan had the high ground was bc he had relived it so much he knew for sure that it would be over right there. Wild

[@darkestshacone9276]

Lmao in reality they did it because Christian hated walking up slopes 😂😂

[@Cr1ticA]

"And what does Anakin say?" "He says 'NOOOOOO!'" "Seems about right."

[@SoloDoloSpaceman]

I get woken up by a KZbin notification and see it’s a Pitch Meeting. Me: (looooong yawn) ...tight.

[@SharpDesign]

Squidward: who would want a Pitch Meeting at 3am? (KZbin ding) Me: oh boy, 3am is tight.

[@artphone610]

-How could Palpatine kill those three Jedi? -It was super easy. Even ridiculus. They just stood there like trees, waiting to be cut in half.

[@ZuurmanStudios]

Please do more Transformers and Fast & Furious Pitch Meetings!

[@oldmanwaterfall]

Yeah and each Transformers pitch meeting should be eerily identical

[@B-RaDD]

That would be tight

[@MrShroomz84]

How many different Fast and Furious Pitch Meetings do there need to be?

[@agonleed3841]

You're on his back a d he doesn't like it. Please get off of it

[@EyeotPhoenix]

Dethroning Shakespeare is TIGHT! (that needs to be on a shirt)

[@jermss_]

"Because I forgot about that." D&D are gonna fit right in

[@venomnbk3326]

Force Awakens Pitch Meeting: Writer: Did you see Episode 4 Producer: Yes Writer: Well we took that movie, and changed the title. Producer: Tight

[@calebharvin4103]

How has The Room not been done yet? You're tearing me apart Lisa!

[@scottslotterbeck3796]

Lisa is TIGHT!

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

Because it is perfect

[@anthonyguarino3025]

Yeah well Anakin was conflicted about it. But once he did it he was like "Well, I guess I'm evil now..." Wow! Ready to go!

[@foilhattiest1]

How the hell can someone decide to go with "Count Dooku" as the main reference for a character when "Darth Tyranus" was an available option. Every time I hear the name it just sounds like Count Poopydoodoo and instantly kills any respect I could have possibly had for him.

[@calebmauer1751]

Not to mention it's like Count Duke. General Admiralu and King Emperu must have been taken.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

I think that term for poo is an Americanism. As an Englishman, I can honestly say I've never understood why I've heard some Americans say that about him. We don't have that slang term. So it's just a normal name to me. Darth Tyranus actually sounds worse to me. It sounds like a bastardisation of tyrannosaurus, like he was trying to come up with a name that sounded big and scary, but ended with something that sounds childish.

[@foilhattiest1]

​@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Well I dunno, I'm neither (english isn't my first language) and I still instantly think "Count Dookie" when I hear it, and imagine something like the poop emoji in a dark cape. But I do agree with you on the childish aspect of Tyranus and that they could have definitely come up with a much better "Darth name" for him as well, but now that it is what it is I just feel it still sounds quite a far stretch more intimidating than Dooku, which to my ears carries an intimidation factor of about zero. It is a shame though that they kinda screwed him over so badly on both names considering what a badass character he is.

[@Сайтамен]

Count Dooku is reference to Count Dracula, the most famous Christopher Lee's role.

[@claudeanello3362]

@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human I see your point, but I always think of tyranny when I hear it

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

This is the best description of how quick Anakin turns

[@Allkindaoutside]

“I’m relieved” was well placed and delivered. Fantastic work sir. Lol

[@starlingwatch3921]

"I forgot the log-in information for my laptop..." I couldn't stop laughing at this part. Excellent writing! -Frank

[@FqrGaming]

Hating sand is tight

[@conorobrien1025]

I was thinkin maybe "Skywalker" is like a super common space name. Like the Johnson of space

[@nopity3057]

The sending Luke to be raised on Tatooine is actually a good thing as Darth Vader hates it there.

[@Crossbones6732]

No Pity Yeah, explained as how the planet is too painful a wound for him. Yet in Disney lore he's cool setting up home on the planet where his wife "died" and he was horribly mutilated by his best friend. Badass but also kind of inconsistent.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@Crossbones6732 Also because it's full of sand which is coarse and rough and, like this meme, it gets everywhere.

[@claudeanello3362]

@@Crossbones6732 they explain it as the painful memories fueling his anger and the dark side

[@claudeanello3362]

@@Crossbones6732 also it's a nexus for the dark side

[@CulturalMarxist4985]

But the Emperor doesn't hate it there.

[@Rabbit-uc5kg]

"Trained in the helicopter arts by a helicopter." "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"

[@mad4song01]

Obi-Wan: "It's over! I have the high ground!" Darth Maul: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@ucimobile0468]

mad4song01 Apparently

[@heezythecasual]

the thing is that cause obi wan done it against a cocky maul who wasn’t expecting it, he knew already what anakin was going to attempt

[@4Leka]

So meta.

[@JS-ln4ns]

@@heezythecasual You are inventing rationale for the 'high ground' line that the script writers didn't even have. I see people bending over backwards to explain this point, but the truth is that it's just not a good argument in a movie series where gravity is routinely defied by those with great power and little power.

[@heezythecasual]

@@JS-ln4ns its literally been mentioned by creators that this was discussed obi wan was anakins teacher, he wouldve talked about how he defeated maul thats why he said “dont try it” meaning the manoeuvre to get over him

[@PatrickHermes]

Please do a pitch meeting for the greatest movie of all time: The Princess Bride

[@opi_is_me1576]

Omg yes, that would be awesone.

[@hellojari07]

pls

[@muznick]

Inconceivable!

[@dawnmichelle4403]

@@opi_is_me1576 That would be tight!

[@originalintent6916]

Haha YES you could do the entire Pitch Meeting with meme quotes from the movie..could be epic

[@dewitt_productions5593]

So this was just George Lucas talking to himself

[@DysmasTheGoodThief]

*watches on toilet* “Well I’m relieved” Me: hey me too

[@fconstraints]

I wish I'd found these Pitch Meetings sooner. Each one is pure gold. Really well written and acted!

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

Star Wars: Rise of The Pitch Meeting

[@AceDeclan]

Taisen's Cool Stuff lame

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Art of convincing: Emperor: Sleep with Padme. Anakin: I dont know. Emperor: Do it. Anakin: Ok.

[@user-yv2cz8oj1k]

Anakin sticks on fake moustache and picks up plumbing tools, jazz music starts up in background

[@YayMiko]

I just realized that Palpatine told Anakin that he could stop Padme from dying as a way to lure him to the dark side, then the first thing he told him after he woke up as Darth Vader is that Padme died.

[@siler7]

And that Vader had killed her. He could have blamed it on the Jedi, but NOOOOO.

[@RandomGuy-rs5zk]

It was to fill anakin with rage and depression cause with work better that way

[@Loyal_Lion]

Whoopsie!

[@ayushmanrajawat2828]

I believe that Vader believed that when he strangled padme he killed her so he can't really blame the emperor for that so now he has this emperor who he believes is a good guy doing the right things and they both hate jedis and love dictatorship and hence he becomes darth vader

[@MatthewMurraycogswoth]

I think the reason Anakin became evil so fast is that Palpatine told him not to hesitate so the dark side would be stronger and he felt like he needed the Darkside to save Padme, the thing that doesn't make sense is his sudden lust for power. It was hinted in Attack of the clones but nothing as extreme as ruling an empire and taking over the galaxy.

[@pa.encema2821]

and killing a bunch of kids

[@tickytickytango5634]

3:00 "Except our favorites" Cries in Plo Koon

[@RobertDownySenior]

Fr I love plo koon

[@Pajamalamalamalama]

"9 months have passed?" Ackshually, in the movie Anakin and Padme were separated for 5 months before reuniting and Padme breaking the news

[@CulturalMarxist4985]

So four months have passed?

[@ThreadBomb]

0:18 "Is this going to be about a toilet that backs up?" "No, it's about Star Wars stuff."

[@Bain2091]

"Well I'm relieved." Sly potty humor slid in is TIGHT

[@theekevy]

"De-throning Shakespeare?" Like, he was on a toilet, taking a sith, and then you kicked him off it?

[@dancrane3807]

lmao

[@Sixxdee9]

I swear I thought he said _Deep throating Shakespeare is tight_ 🤣🤣🤣

[@theladyamalthea]

This comment deserves way more likes!

[@mrharold5455]

What about in Phantom Menace when Darth Maul had the high ground but Obi wan killed him. That doesn't count Why not Because I forgot about it

[@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547]

Maul: It's over Obi wan I have the high ground Obi-Wan: I am the High ground

[@joevenespineli6389]

Just realized that maybe the high ground is just something that Obi-Wan made up to goad Anakin

[@JS-ln4ns]

No. It's simply an oversight by the script writers, who confused a principle about entire armies in combat, vs two guys with swords. The high ground especially doesn't make sense in a movie like SW, because everyone flips and jumps everywhere, routinely defying the purpose of the 'high ground' principle.

[@shrimp3rjr413]

This video is a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

“He just makes a very compelling argument, and that convinces him.” “What does he say to him?” “He says ‘Do it!’” “Oh, very convincing!”

[@itsonlyyou.5398]

I’m the real Anakin

[@DarthLolly]

@@itsonlyyou.5398 Anakin if you were, being Anakin you should commit to.

[@gc3k]

Leia (Carrie Fisher)'s mom (Debbie Reynolds) actually literally died of sadness

[@mrs.schmenkman]

David Curry Nah..she was really very sick but covered it up for long time. You can tell in the documentary that she was really barely making it. That's why Carrie did the documentary. Personally, I think Carrie was really not wanting to go on without her mom.

[@praywithpio6028]

Placeholder dialog is wow, wow, wow. 🤣

[@whotheheeell9986]

"is this about toilet stuff?" "no it's about star wars stuff" "well I'm relieved" - I'm disappointed in myself cos of how much that made me laugh

[@jeremesmith9266]

Pitch Meeting: Does Star Wars pitch instead of Fight Club Me: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@deadlee0b1]

I never understood why they forced all the characters into the 'New Hope' starting positions at the end. Why? Doesn't 'A New Hope' take place like, 20 years later? Surely a lot can happen in 20 years.

[@vincelupo8419]

Exactly. Its kinda weird. Just like how at the start of every star wars movie we're always like "ok, how much time has passed, where is everyone now, etc..." Except from 7 to 8 because of how 7 was left off.

[@Miluielle]

Always irked me too and even more so where Padme is concerned as she needn't have died at all until a later time frame. Leia says in ROTJ that she remembers her mother, her real mother.

[@DXDragon38]

1:20 I need to fix my ears. I thought I heard "Deep Throating Shakespeare is tight."

[@minusonegamer2884]

He did. It was a response to Shakespeare can SUCK IT!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Hamlet pitch meeting. There’s several versions of Hamlet, though. Pick one

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"If you join the Dark Side you can stop people from dying." "That is a pretty good sales pitch. What else is going on?" I expected him to say "And they have cookies!"

[@bunionl382]

Obi Wan: Anakin! The Jedi have cookies too Anakin: But they have RAISENS!

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

@@bunionl382 Obi Wan: "Senator Palpatine's cookies are evil!" Anakin: "Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi."

[@warfreddy6968]

DETHRONING SHAKESPEARE IS TIGHT. You're never topping that one.

[@citizenofearth]

- "Revenge of the Sh*t". - "wow wow wow!" - "yeah yeah yeah!"

[@SanityVideo]

I have literally never noticed what "sith" is only one transposed letter away from. Thank you for enriching my life.

[@seriesjunkie0074]

The movie 'Idiocracy' is tight! Writing a pitch meeting for it is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@carealoo744]

Heck Yes! :)

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The Interview, come on we’re waiting for you to finally do it

[@willieearles3151]

“And then Palpatine calls for Order 66, which causes the clones to kill all of the Jedi except our favorites” People who watched the Clone Wars: *Pain.*

[@matthewcs490]

You fool, I’ve been trained in the helicopter arts, by A Helicopter!

[@relief3059]

i remember when i went to see this in theaters, the whole movie theater was falling asleep on how slow the movie was, there were short burst of action and the rest was drama. the only part that kept us awake was the final fight scene and the ending THATS IT. OH and Space Battles. I wish these movies were like LOTR where there would be extended versions with more action

[@rareosts5752]

I vividly remember annoyed scoffs and sarcastic laughing at Anakin's "General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected"

[@SourRobo8364]

You know we need a pitch meeting for the Clone Wars (2008). Especially since the final season is almost here.

[@joenesvick7043]

Yeah!!!!!

[@longforgotten4823]

I agree Roger Roger

[@yourstruly5163]

"Dethroning Shakespeare is tight!" I died

[@rei8968]

I cant believe it took this pitch meeting to realise Darth Maul had the high ground.

[@OconByrd519]

..."shove everyone into their starting positions for A New Hope." That pretty much sums up the entire prequel trilogy.

[@crreplogle]

“Well I’m relieved”, and he said no potty humour

[@willvgo2950]

"Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"