Star Wars Scented Candles | Ashens

[@thereisnocontenthere]

Judging from his laughter, I feel like this is the episode where Stuart finally snapped

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

Did he smell a violin (violin)-scented candle?

[@genderlesswhale2868]

Bold of you to assume he was ever sane to begin with

[@purpledreamer9654]

Genderless Whale haha 😂 Good point Even though there is no point

[@DragonNexus]

I like it when Ashens gets a giggle on. But this is the giggliest episode I've watched yet.

[@changoelchango]

I thought that was the trash compactor talking

[@EmulsionTime]

_camera pans across a candle development factory_ "Jesus Roy, that smells worse than a Jawa's bollocks." _pause_ "Print some labels."

[@agentofashcroft]

Where's the charred remains of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen candle?

[@beauwight]

I think they used that scent for Yoda's Cookpot? (I'll see myself out now.)

[@JackDeHearts]

Retconned out of existence probably

[@superchickenlips1]

Too soon :'(

[@fishnutter5219]

That's the smell you get after leaving the candle unattended downstairs and head to bed...

[@AveragePastaConsumer]

I can imagine a strong stench of bacon

[@n0isyturtle]

I dunno why, but I really love the idea of Ewoks having a bath-centric culture and being obsessed with cleanliness.

[@jessegd6306]

...Is that icon a play on Buu/Boo? Good pun.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Christ even spaceballs merchandizing wasn’t this crazy

[@metalmugen]

Yogurt would be proud

[@Tom_The_Cat]

SpaceBalls the lunchbox! SpaceBalls the breakfast cereal! SpaceBalls the flamethrower! The kids love this one!

[@Jesse__H]

At least they went tongue-in-cheek with it. It's like, they knew it was absurd so they picked absurd smell ideas.

[@SengirIndustries]

Spaceballs the youtube comment!

[@spunkmire2664]

May the shwartz be wid-ya!

[@UselessFeature]

this might just be the stupidest thing you have ever reviewed. I love it

[@nikguimont8546]

I bet jarjar would smell like fish and bong water

[@jamesobrien4993]

I know not how you came to this conclusion I know only that it is correct

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Ughhh

[@samholdsworth420]

Not just bong water... bong water that spilled on the carpet

[@slimegenerator]

I'm really hyped to watch ashens review scented candles for 18 minutes

[@TheB3e3]

I'm fairly disappointed he didn't light all of them at the same time, and tell us how the room smells after half an hour.

[@doubtfulguest5450]

I like turtles.

[@Undrave]

Why THOSE scent? Why not 'Sunlit Tatooine Desert', 'Hoth Blizzard', 'Naboo Meadow' and 'Endor Forest' or something??

[@drage1019]

Darth Vaders jockstrap

[@StabStabStabStabby]

You're obviously smarter than the people that made these.

[@MuchWhittering]

If they'd done Naboo Meadow we'd have had to endure 5 minutes of Stuart ranting about the prequels, given he appears to be incapable of bringing them up without reminding us of his hatred of them.

[@IanC14]

@@MuchWhittering yeah it's a bit sad really.

[@rich1051414]

I mean, they actually COULD have made this be a valid item, with unique smells that the wife would approve of. Instead, they went all in on 'novelty'.

[@FlutterBug]

trash compactor candle is what you light when someone is at your house who you want to leave

[@sebamkfan]

"What do we do with all this rancid garbage we have laying around?" "I have an idea..."

[@mgthestrange9098]

Wait, Peter Griffin saved a brown sofa from th trash compactor in Blue Harvest...🤔

[@killerb2099]

Having your comment paired with an Eddie avatar makes it even funnier.

[@BoojaxD]

*Inhales* Smells like highground and molten lava.

[@greensun5998]

with a hint of bacon

[@ericmihali9091]

General Kenobi !

[@H20No]

It's over, I have the candles

[@hypnotised-clover]

And little hint of it being over, anakin

[@Frankfurtdabezzzt]

Can't wait for the prequel candles

[@K.A.Noires]

With how weird the candle names were getting, I half expected the smell of "the inside of Darth Vader's Mask."

[@RuuisuMori]

Smells like inhaler

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Vader's breath surprisingly fresh and crisp , but powerful

[@neptune9647]

Smells like burnt lungs

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

It must smell like feet wrapped in, leathery burnt bacon

[@chronicgaming3280]

12:10 The Deathstar exploded in space surrounded by people sealed in airtight cockpits. Nobody would have smelt anything. Therefore it's accurate ;p

[@drownsinkoolaid4203]

That's what I was guessing. There's no sound in space, so surely there's no smell either?

[@oneblacksun]

@@drownsinkoolaid4203 You can't breathe in space, so it wouldn't make sense that you could breathe in smells.

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

Thats what I thought too. Its the perfect smell (or lack thereof)

[@BenCol]

Unless they had Professor Farnsworth's Smell-o-scope from 'Futurama'.

[@DragonFruitXVI]

No one can smell you fart in space.

[@ChimaeraCarnage]

"You know the white stuff that comes out of cows, no the other one" 😂

[@Tigermoto]

I laughed my arse off, then remembered that's the only white stuff that comes out of cows. Oh Ashens.

[@Tigermoto]

Cow is the female, male is a Bull.

[@Okurka.]

Cow: a domestic bovine animal, regardless of sex or age.

[@Adrastia]

Maybe he was talking about cream pie porn starring the hottest heifers.

[@cyborgrat]

Okurka well then watch out for the cows with only one udder.

[@Spinny300]

When are we gonna get a Stuart scented candle?

[@sabotabo7476]

mmmmmmm... tat smell.

[@scottcowan7343]

Smells like burning plastic and old computers

[@Romancelovemii]

SonButters hahah

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

It's gonna smell of Tesco gin.

[@T-Waldo]

Don't give away keep it. A prototype with a spelling error on a official license product that will go for fortune

[@jackstockbridge6273]

Love that sweet sweet smell of sith in the morning

[@benbaselet2026]

Bittersweet, perhaps.

[@killerb2099]

I get it. /Philip J. Fry

[@bradleymorgan8223]

I guessed a lightsaber duel would just smell like ozone.. very accurate

[@drage1019]

And burnt flesh

[@DVSCHEF]

i want a brown sofa scented candle.

[@MusicFurler]

Bakoncheeburgs_an Vegan_Donuts NO! After all the things that have been on that sofa a mortal cannot handle the smell of ghastly tat form poundlands past. The Ashen one is now immune.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Same.

[@Valentyne90]

I want tat sented candles!

[@Adrastia]

Smells of burnt blind bags and expired food.

[@Jesse__H]

Disappointed you didn't microwave them, take a bite, and describe it for us. unsubscribed

[@kylehyde89]

inb4 comments that take this seriously

[@Alex-fv2qs]

That's because they're not 35 year old candles

[@dr.velious5411]

We gotta wait for them to age a bit before taste-testing.

[@DVDandFilmBloke]

I bet they would smell exactly like the prequels.

[@numbmind120]

I'm sitting in my room eating junk food and watching a british man review candles. It has been a good day.

[@MagicAccent]

Agreed 🤝

[@rabidfurify]

The entirety of human progress to date has allowed you to enjoy this singular moment, well done

[@ryanincro17]

"You know that white stuff that comes out of cows? No the other one...milk, yeah that's it." Cracked up when you lost it @ that point. 6:43

[@diesel_dawg]

Cockpit would smell of b.o., feet, farts and a "New Car" Little Tree freshener. Wookie would smell of dirt, leaves and wet dog. Surely the Death Star wouldn't have a destroyed smell considering it was destroyed in space which is a vacuum. Inside of the Tauntaun should smell like blood and raw meat. The wax should be marbled pink, red and white. Sarlacc would just smell of sand.

[@illustriouschin]

things in vacuum have a scent just like a tree falling in the woods has a sound.

[@quentin9628]

They are saving sand for the Attack of the Clones set. A tree falling in the woods does make a sound though, because there is an atmosphere to propagate pressure waves through the air that are generated by the falling tree.

[@legendofFranktheTank]

but i hate sand

[@wopjohn]

Ugh! Just imagine Porkins cockpit. Reeking of blue milk farts.

[@rjds1800]

Climb into a Canberra Jet Bomber cockpit. Diesel Dawg sums it up perfectly... It's even more intense when it becomes like a greenhouse on a sunny day!

[@AnkoTime]

Can we just all establish we sat through 17 minutes of a video of a grown man, crouching in front of his couch, smelling candles and describing them to us? I love the fact that Ashens can make anything interesting.

[@adalaza]

i want a chewbacca's clackers scented candle

[@IanC14]

Yes!

[@Equ1ne]

Hot

[@kevin02167]

Smells of wet dog and perfume

[@Deo499]

I'm not British so someone let me know. Does "clackers" mean testicles?

[@ajburdett882]

You want a candle that smells like cheap plastic and dodgy licensing?

[@Prime12508]

My favourite thing about this video is how he constantly can’t believe these exist and just cracks up

[@narutardourannote]

According to the candles, the wasteland of fallout apparently smells like Axe body spray

[@TheDeadAndTheUndead]

Finally, what 1977 audiences dreamed of

[@Nightenstaff]

Trash Compactor? Why would you want to smell that? Ever?

[@chrismckenzie1169]

No joke some fans are that crazy

[@Jesse__H]

I guess it's like the every-flavor jelly beans from Harry Potter. Just for a larf.

[@herbiehusker1889]

What an interesting smell you've discovered.

[@HGShurtugal]

I smell it at work not a pleasant smell

[@IanC14]

@Platzhallter I'm glad that people that disliked the Last Jedi aren't falling for Disneys "if you don't like it you are sexist" tricks.

[@LadyWhiteRabbit]

Welp, I know what my roommate is getting for xmas. Thanks Ashens!

[@metalmugen]

MOICHANDISING! MOICHANDISING! Where the real money from the movie is made!

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Spaceballs: The Lunchbox! Spaceballs: The Breakfast Cereal! Spaceballs: The FLAMETHROWAH! *_WOOSH_* The kids LOVE this one!

[@kevboard]

even Spaceballs couldn't see candles coming xD

[@ickyelf9472]

May the Schwartz be with you

[@ToxPhy]

George Lucas has a net worth of 5.6 billion dollars so I’d have to agree.

[@AmusementLabs]

The trash compactor wouldn't fill a room, quite the opposite... Meanwhile 1) take the sticker and gift the candle to your enemies. 2) Rejoice. 3) Find a new job.

[@scottcowan7343]

Prequel candles. Smells like disappointment, tears and burning gungans

[@scottcowan7343]

@@gigisneckofthewoods True. Cant forget that.

[@herbiehusker1889]

You have a gungan as your avatar

[@scottcowan7343]

@@herbiehusker1889 Yeh but that face is magical. Still doesnt mean I like jar jar lol

[@residentelect]

I believe the strongest scent would be that of burning cash, as they are going for £35.00 ($45.59 to my American friends) Bloody ridiculous...

[@EliteSmorechannel]

and YOUNGLINGS!

[@taben9jake]

with the way they are all labeled "a new hope" you can bet there are 6 more sets coming down the pipe. I cant wait for " I hate sand" scent. Also protip for smelling things, get a tumbler full of coffee beans or grinds and sniff them in between, it works like a scent palette cleaner

[@muhammadshafiq661]

Do they come in 'Roasted Jedi' smell?

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

No thanks. I'm a vegetarian.

[@knicknack75]

Not until the Boba Fett set comes out

[@DarknessViper99]

Eau de Mace Windu.

[@TheProfessor529]

Strangely sweet.

[@god617]

With a tinge of high ground

[@justme002]

They managed Wookiee then mispelled Bantha....

[@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314]

It's a regional dialect....

[@residentelect]

Hmm... I wonder if this means they will finally release Homer Simpson's 1980s men's cologne; "Scent of a Wookie"..? EDIT: On second thoughts, if my memory serves me correctly it was so highly flammable, the headlamp beam from Malibu Stacy's convertible caused it to boil and explode?!!

[@ToxPhy]

Everyone put something in a safe. Homer put the cologne, Marge put the family photo album, Lisa put a Malibu Stacy Convertible, and Bart put a walking Krusty the Clown toy I think. The photo album got destroyed. Liek dis if u cri evertiem.

[@residentelect]

@@ToxPhy Ha! Ha! Thanks @randman ! It has been so long since I watched the episode, I'd completely forgot about the photo album, and the subsequent humiliating baby pictures Marge forced the kids to endure!! The explosion reminded me of the fire Bart started on Christmas morning, ironically with his toy fire truck! EDIT: Best line of the episode; "This year there will be no Cajun Sausage for Little Homer..."

[@alextomlinson9808]

That’s some good referencing there

[@yashalnajeeb7838]

Resident Elect an

[@residentelect]

@@yashalnajeeb7838 An...? Erm, thank you Yashal.

[@evankimori]

I always love when there's an Ashens video when he's laughing. Such a pleasant voice as is but even better when he's outright having fun with his videos!

[@zero0karaoke]

Jabba's Palace was supposed to be Leia's Bikini but they chickened out and wrote something else on the label

[@killerb2099]

I'd stick my nose all up in that candle.

[@FionaOfMountLawley]

That candle would smell like something you might stick up your nose, cocaine (with a finish of Bipolar Affective Disorder).

[@SirDave1988]

13:06 "Stink like a BASTARD" Haha that tickled me for some reason 😂😂😂😂

[@argosharru]

peel the stickers and give the candles out to your family depending on how much you like each one

[@TTwaTTT]

Love how trash compactor is the center so when someone goes to buy it the first Thing they will see is trash in big letters

[@ELECTROHAXZ]

Literally a hot garbage candle.. didn't expect that, but considering it's a novelty it's not bad.

[@BansheeNeet]

I love how amused Stuart is of this concept.

[@illustriouschin]

Once the wax melts there's actually little metal charms inside.

[@jimbobalob2009]

Gordon Chin cool

[@euphorictail2319]

Cool

[@The-ghost-of-Moskva]

Lol.. no there isn't.

[@Intrspace]

Cool

[@concentratedcringe]

5:30 The blowtorch was rebelling, it *really* didn't want to light that candle XD

[@ZeyTheDaemon]

I always die laughing at that part. Just the perfect timing

[@Arntonach]

I bet the cantina one smells nice cause of Bea Arthur

[@Space_Reptile]

5:35 even the blowtorch was like "PLEASE DONT"

[@NobodyWhatsoever]

What sad choices for scents! It should have been Bantha Poodoo (to quote the Hutt), Inside of a Taun Taun, Hive of Scum and Villainy, but I think Trash Compactor, X-wing Cockpit, and Cantina are probably about right for choices. ... and then I click the link in the description, and see that some of these are already covered in other sets! I'm impressed!

[@Halb_Wert_Zeit]

"it's a f*cking candle, set it on fire and don't eat it." my fav part in this

[@Ryusuta]

The Last Jedi scented candle - when you try to light it, it instantly melts into a puddle of goo and tells you it subverted your expectations.

[@GoKenIchiGo]

The fact that you're clearly having a great time made this video for me.

[@xGiberish]

I need princess Leila scented candels, to keep me company during my lonely nights.

[@ColdCobra84]

I love the idea of someone walking into a room and going "*sniff sniff* Man, in smells like a Lightsaber duel in here..."

[@feefee221100]

I’m sorry...what now? I feel like I’ve crossed into some strange realm, where literally everything is made into merchandise. I’m hoping I will awake from this nightmare to find that it was indeed just a very real, very strange nightmare.

[@NerdNewsToday]

"I've always wondered what a wookiee smells like. Now I can find out!" Truer words have never been spoken.

[@dark666105]

Lightsaber Duel should have been one color on the left one on the right so they could burn down together and fight it out rather than one on top of the other.

[@morgan32]

Oh yes, I've always wondered what the inside of a TaunTaun smelled like. Honestly these candles (although extremely ridiculous) look like they're really well made. I can't get over the fact that somebody was actually given the job to pinpoint what each of these things smelled like and somehow make them into a candle, props to them.

[@fluffybirdy]

The Ewok one makes sense. I very much remember there being an animated movie about the ewoks that was basically centered around special soap.

[@webchimp]

Animated Ewoks was a TV series.

[@geekoborabora]

This is the kind of obscure nerd knowledge I came here for, thank you.

[@fluffybirdy]

@@webchimp sorry. I only vaguely remember it from when I was in early primary school on vhs. But thank you for the information.

[@webchimp]

Fluffy Johnson Personally I'd forgotten about the cartoon, but it's been dragged into the light recently on reddit in a desperate search for new meme material. It's been claimed by r/prequelmemes.

[@greenapple.lewa492]

A spelling errors on an officially licensed limited edition item? That's gonna be so valuable

[@imBunny]

7:35 I audibly gasped

[@anthinity7711]

I'm going through some personal stuff at the moment and listening to you laugh about these ridiculous candles has managed to make me laugh right along with you, keep doing what you do man! Whether you believe it or not you are changing lives haha

[@Zellio2011]

Last time I was this early Ashens was still reviewing popstations

[@dystopianparadise5916]

i heat up scented candles in a small pot of water on the stove (do not put a cold candle in boiling water as the glass might break) the smell is stronger and seems to last longer, also the moisture in the air helps carry the scent. note: this method is only recommended for candles in a glass container as things could get a bit messy otherwise. You could use this method to see if the bottom half of "lightsaber duel" smells different than the top layer.

[@xxistoleurcookiexx]

Dystopian Paradise you can get candle warmers that are like a heat lamp for candles, they’re quite nice

[@tomboz777]

Lé Aú dú Fánbôy Edit:Completely missed a trick in not selling death sticks.

[@LieseFury]

l'Eau*

[@TheOkamiT]

"Imagine lighting a candle like that and letting it fill the room, who would do such a grotesque thing?!" *tries to light trash candle*

[@daniel.holbrook]

Exclusive/limited flavors/scents of things always bother me. Like, are you supposed to enjoy them or not, letting them sit around and rot for fear of consuming them and then being forever without them? Han Swolo is the official name of the Han Solo figures they did in the 90's.

[@slimeyslug50]

I’ve never known Ashens laugh so much during a review.

[@PercyPumpkinheart]

I can't wait for the TLJ set, which will smell of bitterness, smugness, Kylo Ren's chest sweat, green milk, and subverted expectations.

[@omikron6218]

Subverted expectations doesn't smell like anything because you thought it would smell like something.

[@nono-ky2yu]

Love me the smell of "Trash compactor". It really gets me in the mood

[@drage1019]

Nothing more romantic than a big trash squisher

[@shaunwagner9644]

A literal garbage fire.

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

Stuart you had waaaay too much fun with this.

[@rowanmorris2526]

"You know that white stuff that comes out of cows? No, the other one." I was eating cereal. With milk. I couldn't finish😂

[@tomcat2395]

The vast majority of the 5000 special edition candles will never be opened but saved as precious collector items

[@Chrisallengallery]

Jar Jar Stinks < - missed opportunity.

[@JackovdaBoro]

Uploading at 3am in morning absolute madman

[@wikkedawsome]

Anakin's would be sandalwood.

[@AnonEyeMouse]

More likely course sand.

[@destiny4477]

His reactions made my morning. Laughing so much rn!

[@microwar]

Any hints of drugs in the candles? not heard you laugh like that before.....

[@silviarossi2690]

the failed take for "violin: beautiful sound strange shape". I cannot recommend it enough.

[@microwar]

One of my favorites.

[@Helldhaz]

Probably kept reminding himself how much he was being paid to review this shite...

[@colin7375]

He got some thc wax in that shit.

[@geekoborabora]

I've heard it before... in ages long past... a dark time for us all, but also hilarious.

[@AveragePastaConsumer]

Out of context I just love the idea of 'Trash compactor scented candle'.

[@hicknopunk]

The blue milk is only in the special edition.

[@darga4756]

i really thought the video was gonna end after the first set you sounded so serious that was the funniest thing ever

[@beanmachine1248]

So howd they taste?

[@invertedgames7993]

There's something delightful about Stuart laughing at his own cow jizz joke

[@HGShurtugal]

You can’t smell the Death Star becuse it’s in space.

[@drage1019]

On the inside it probably smells like a hospital id imagine

[@psycho_dog33]

That Trash Compacter candle is the kind of thing you light in your roommate's room if you hate them.

[@beachwind7274]

I can't wait to see this in this months Nerd Box!

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

'Not entirely unsuccessful' I think that sums this up pretty well.

[@PLOTBLOCK]

So the candle smells of milk stewart? XD

[@wahlflower3517]

I love how the lids for the candles to keep them fresh are sold separately.

[@bentramer682]

Disney for you.

[@Matheous89]

Resale value on the misspell. 🙂

[@frankrtwiw]

"Damn you, Lucas! I refuse to inhale this film!"

[@BrendanBlake42]

Is ASHENS replacing the NERD CREW?!!

[@magma3600]

What I have always wanted, a trash compactor scented candle. Perfect for that special moment with that special someone.

[@thany3]

"A hint of musk"... But I don't know what Elon smells like?

[@TheDudiest3Dude]

to be honest, I now want to watch the trilogy while burning these candles at the correct point in each film...

[@MrDOCTORDERPY]

This is why youtube needs smellovision

[@kribz4576]

Ashens laughing at his own joke ... priceless

[@eiaboca1]

They aren't monsters! They're just aliens living their best life, man! Away with your literal xenophobia! 😋

[@loopylad4722]

That last line...perfect!