20-year-old Star Wars Biscuits & Vitamins | Ashens

[@tyspyranger]

Why would anyone send Ashens a death threat? Poundland must have some incredibly loyal supporters.

[@joshhooke8834]

I type "ashens" into the search bar in the tune of the intro, then say "Hello!" when I press enter

[@samholdsworth420]

Why would you have to type it? He should just be in your feed at all times

[@Otakat1]

Just noticed, at 7:30 on the list of vitamins there is "Beta Carotene: The protector nutrient", which sounds like the title of a brilliant superhero comic

[@FiremanJR02]

'An excellent nutrient' - Chef Excellence

[@HashiNuke]

Beta-Carrotina

[@paulnash9851]

I've always really liked Ashens and his stuff, but he just totally won my heart with that "I don't want your money.." speech. Bless you Ashens.

[@harleyaustin2554]

For some reason I find a brittish man in his thirties talking about random shit on his couch really relaxing and entertaining.

[@BryceD515]

"Sweet, goggolly Jesus on a tricycle." - Ashens

[@zh84]

"Jesus fucking yellow penguins!" - Mackenzie Zales.

[@SHADOW17018]

"i'm gay" edups

[@theminecraftguypleyz6067]

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL I NEED MORE VEIWS TO CLEANSE KZbin.

[@revivedfears]

theminecraftGUYPLEYZ to cleans youtube of what? clearly not shitty minecraft videos.

[@matty-qi6nf]

OOOOHHHHHHH

[@Mentski]

As a fully certified, world famous biscuitologist, I award this video biscuits/10.

[@fivemagics3807]

May I please see these certifications?

[@Mentski]

Yes. Yes you can.

[@fivemagics3807]

Wonderful.

[@CLBellamey]

Are you really Mentski?! I loved your thesis on Oreos!

[@simmerocky2393]

Why are you acting like you had a choice?

[@GlennWebbVideos]

Damn I bought those biscuits! It's been twenty years! Unlike in this instance I ate the biscuits in a heartbeat. Then used the tin to keep my felt tip pens in

[@freequest]

wow you ate all those out of date biscuits .... that is a impressive feat

[@apfanco]

still have the tin?

[@GlennWebbVideos]

Allan pavon For a while. Then I moved in 2005 and as part of clearing out listed it on eBay. It went unsold at £0.99 so I chucked it out

[@apfanco]

Glenn Webb Oh.

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

They are literally just Chips-Ahoy.

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

Chewbacca Skywalker and Luke Force are my favorite Space Trek characters. "I don't have a good feeling."

[@clydethelamppost]

Same, they're the best characters.

[@sup209]

Gandalf Potter from the ice planet of Narnia is my favorite Star Trek character.

[@clydethelamppost]

Davish "Pops" Krail That's a good character, too.

[@kiiwikiori7542]

"I don't feel good about this"

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Wow how stupid of you. everyone knows Chewbakkeuh Skywolker is from Stellar Gate Antarctica

[@abdullahshahzad1642]

Literally the only guy on KZbin that doesn't click bait, cheers mate.

[@costantin2863]

I now realized that ashens videos are actually timeless.This video could have been shot three years ago and nobody could tell😱

[@sednoid]

hello from the future, this video could have been shot yesterday and nobody could tell.

[@LatinaKamilla]

"We think they tell the story of a battle amongst the staaars" lol!! That voice and impression was hilarious.

[@eLJaybud]

Ashes gets death threats? The world truly is full of nutters.

[@101Volts]

Seems like anyone who says anything on this planet gets death threats, and sometimes, it's for the stupidest reasons... How many of us got a death threat, or a "KILL URSLF" over a video game session?

[@EmilySucksAtGaming]

Of all people to receive death threats Ashens is a weird choice, he is one of the most inoffensive people on this platform if I had to be honest

[@bambostic]

Man Stuart , why've you gotta be such a good guy? "Oh no I can't accept your free money, however I will give you more content to watch!" You sicken me All jokes aside love the channel, keep it up mate @ashens

[@lincolnnoronha4128]

The 503 ingredient is really good, but my favorite is the ISN502. It has that polyurethane after taste that only the best cancer giving food preservant can give you.

[@gaarassand19]

for some reason polyurethane reminded me of polymascotphomalade.

[@lincolnnoronha4128]

Lola Twinkle Also, he had a reeeaaaally small dick.

[@mrmoomoo1016]

ummmmmmmmmm how did u even know that?!?!?!?!?!

[@dagbroad]

+MrMooMoo101 They can travel in time and space!

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

I like the 222 in preservatives, nothing says better then cancer causing preservatives.

[@sirprintalot]

FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE MORPHINE

[@stridermt2k]

Lisa needs braces!

[@CEddyAV19]

+Michael Thompson dental plan

[@ChristopherSobieniak]

IRON HELPS US PLAY!!!!

[@bumbum6311]

Feuerstein Kau Morphium

[@TheSuperkaua]

GRAND DAD

[@Chrisbruceharrison]

Someone on KZbin I actually respect for not trying to squeeze money from every avenue and isn't seeking fame and celebrity.

[@Lazarus7000]

Am American: A bit of cotton wool stuck in the top of the pill bottle is sometimes seen to keep the pills from rattling around, especially if they're prone to knocking together and grinding one-another down. I remember meeting it more frequently when I was younger, I think it's slowly going away as manufacturers cut corners here and there. And yeah, they are about 90% what they originally looked like, color should be a tad brighter, and obviously they shouldn't have been playing rock tumbler for as long as they did, but I've never met a chewable vitamin tablet that has the bright, almost lacquered appearance as seen on the box here.

[@alexeverett308]

Was he being serious about the death threats? What could possibly offended you about a guy reviewing crap on a sofa? Unless he reviews your crap I guess...

[@Wanaskiwin]

Jesus yah now im curious

[@theweirdo8622]

@Leander Herman People sometimes overreact to shit for no reason. Very weird.

[@WintrBorn]

Presumably some uncultured swine didn't appreciate his Monkey Island reference a while back. Or something equally stupid, like not jizzing over bean paste.

[@EthanfromEngland-]

6:42 Is wicket pulling a sexy pose...? A sexy wicket...!?

[@kaizov2940]

We all know there is wicket porn out there.

[@EthanfromEngland-]

C Smithson ...Do we...xD

[@GivenFailure]

I mean there's ET porn out there, so it seems likely

[@Brewtifulteas]

Sure is a sticky wicket he's got himself in to there.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

Lovely day for cricket.

[@Potaterminator]

ashen's videos are giving me a plaesant and nostalgic feel that i only felt when i was a kid. I would really like to feel those feelings again but i can't have them without these videos now.

[@hunterborman2887]

How could those be 20 years old if star wars came out last year?

[@Grungle466]

+MrGreenYeti He's probably joking too.

[@x1ic1x]

+hunter borman Allah akbar

[@raye5620]

smh.......I'm done

[@srbnsn]

I know right and they've used the wrong characters, I'll help them out. There's a guy named Finn, a girl nam...

[@villanelo1987]

But it happened a long time ago. What we see in the movies is just a retelling of those stories by some bearded man, and / or a mouse with round ears.

[@MrMatthias]

THAT'S Leia?! I would have guessed that was vague recreation of Darth Vader.

[@KaiserSynd1918]

I thought it looked like one of those stain glass creations made to look like Joan of Ark.

[@Nestah58]

i thought it was pikachu

[@clydethelamppost]

Nice profile picture.

[@callmekamakazi8743]

I thought it was mario

[@bentramer682]

It looks like a statue of Mary in my church but covered in blood.

[@hamburgerbobsgallery]

'An Excellent Expired Vitamin & Biscuit'

[@uTubeNoITube]

'An Excellent Observation'

[@thebadger3349]

+uTubeNoITube 'An excellent reply'

[@danielladd10]

+Jaketl12345 "an excellent conclusion"

[@larmustheghost]

+Zlupper. 'An excellent-er conclusion'

[@MediumRareOpinions]

shouldn't you be busy battling the evil forces of Chef Pestilence?

[@TheSnakeOfSkyands]

I've seen your film like 20 times, I watch it whenever I go on a plane

[@FredoSantana90]

RIP Carrie fisher "princess Leia" i can't believe she died today 😥

[@bunnybismuth]

4:20 "Here goes my life." ROAR, O MIGHTY BEATING! *BLAST* *HEAAAAAAAAAART!* Thought I was dead.

[@ethervagabond]

"it's disturbing to think this is how penecillin was discovered, just with less character licenses." HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[@greybeard29]

That "when you're taken around the museum as a child and are disappointed when you realise everything is all smashed up" is weirdly true hahaha

[@thomasforrester7242]

Maybe it's the recent tragedy, mayve it's the 6 pack I just finished. But I really hope the death threats and harmful negativity don't get to you, and that you realize the value that your entertainment has. Thanks Ashens, you're pretty neat.

[@KaiserSynd1918]

Anyone with a shred of self esteem would not take anything the internet says with any sincerity.

[@Dazzwidd]

Devo

[@MotorStorm66]

I think he was joking about the death threats

[@theweirdo8622]

@@KaiserSynd1918 I've been here for 15 years almost and I still take people seriously :(

[@koo24]

To think that we exist in a world where no one has finished this video except ashens himself.

[@davecrupel2817]

"Sweet Gobbly Jesus on a Tricycle" -Ashens 2016.

[@Fre1maurer]

That feel, when "20 year old stuff" does not longer mean it's stuff from the 80s.

[@DarthRushy]

Give it a couple more years and it'll be the 2000s.

[@Pf001]

+DarthRushy stop scaring me

[@DarthRushy]

Felicity Peek Feeling old yet?

[@lolgal1996]

in four years 20 year old stuff will be from the 2000s

[@lolgal1996]

***** that kinda scares me even though i was born in 2001 lol the thought of me being older like the other week i thought it was still 2011

[@Baconator96]

"Slightly creepy, but not bad." Not only does that describe the Wicket vitamin, but also Wicket himself.

[@n0isyturtle]

Every self respecting Star Wars fan knows Jabba's sail barge was brought down from the inside by Max Rebo.

[@councilofpoorlylitbaldpeople]

TRUTH.

[@evandias311]

Your videos are amazing to watch stoned....and amazing to watch sober... Please never stop doing what you do best.....

[@bikerdave1274]

Star Wars The Return of the Sofa

[@sup209]

Tat wars: Episode I: the phantom pop station II: attack of the tat III: Revenge of the 20-year old expired foodstuff IV: a new sofa V: The pound shop strikes back VI: return of the sofa

[@SleepNeed]

VII: The Tat Arrives

[@sup209]

***** VII: The Sofa awakens

[@josephcrocker5111]

+Davish "Pops" Krail XD

[@MasterKurow]

Major respect to Ashens for rejecting the idea to make a Patreon for himself.

[@Snotnarok]

9:17 look, it's a chewy, Chewie! .... ...I'll see myself out.

[@101Volts]

Why? Were you afraid someone would chewy you out over it? Don't give it much mind.

[@CharlieStoleMyCookie]

I really respect you for declining people's offer to send you money because although it's good to help others out if they actually need it, there are so many channels now that take advantage and don't care about content or their audience they just want money without putting effort in. Or, if that's too sincere and heartfelt, well done mate proper good job.

[@rooty]

Every single one of those vitamins looks like han frozen in carbonite

[@ThatGenericPyro]

Which they should've made tbh

[@tom9019]

I really love your channel. Every day after returning from my office my evening entertainment is your videos. Keep doing your excellent work. Thank you.

[@devon6680]

Ashens should make a video called "Stuart Ashens eats food" and in the video its just him reviewing normal food.

[@CaspisSinclair27]

"Sweet gobbly Jesus on a tricycle." Let it never be said that you don't have a way with words.

[@Thedarkassassin88]

"Top 3 pictures of C-3PO on biscuit packets" sounds like a great idea for a WatchMojo video.

[@Feuerspray31]

Thank you so much for not having Patreon!!!!! I'm so sick of KZbinrs begging for money recently. Respect Mate!

[@ohnoanotherputz]

Han frozen in carbonite would have made a good vitamin mold.

[@Jemboj2895]

Well i lefy your channel for about a year, and its good to see you havent changed from your funny self. Thanks for the entertainment ashens

[@TheDementation]

8:23 you can see the soul of lucas come out here.

[@DragonNexus]

Leia is not happy you're eating cookies. She IS happy you're eating vitamins though.

[@magicjoybox]

"These [multivitamins] are what you give your child if they won't eat their vegetables, even after you've slapped them" pretty much

[@lelizard9777]

“That is a horrifying thing of badness” *fondles through pile with bare hands*

[@fivemagics3807]

Perhaps you should've used that Poundland archaeology set to dig out the ancient relics buried deep inside those gummies.

[@vickimew7366]

King in Yellow! Love that.

[@TopFurret]

I had some 10 year old pokemon vitamins very similar to those ages ago. Although they turned completely black. Should have saved them and sent them to Ashens.

[@WayaWolf]

Ashens the quest for the game child, is SUCH A GOOD LITTLE MOVIE FOR WHEN YOUR BORED and have nothing to watch.

[@Chillalil]

2:22 "All your favorite E-numbers." What about E621? the joke is that it's MSG and not you-know-what ha ha

[@Schule04]

elaborate

[@Chillalil]

Schule04 What is there to elaborate on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Schule04]

Chillabit #AQAP What did you mean by "you-know-what" :^)

[@faxmuchine]

kek

[@Chillalil]

I don't know about you, but Google is over there :P Anyways: "e621 is a website designed to archive and redistribute furry and anthropomorphic content. It is known for the abundant collection of yiff related materials in its gallery."

[@marcse7en]

20 year old vitamins, you say? ...... Not so much of a "Pick me up" but more of a "Puke me up"? 😂😂😂

[@CattyMintgum]

Luke's face on the multivitamin bottle he has seen the future.

[@fionanatalieholden5965]

They were wonderful biscuits. I still have the tin and wrappers.

[@AlanMichael0]

adding to my amazon prime, and adding the movie to my list, I would watch now but it's 1:30 AM here.

[@niveleur]

don't lie, it's 1:20, unless you're somehow 13 minutes ahead

[@AlanMichael0]

it was 1:13... #Busted close enough ^.^

[@niveleur]

Ha! Gotcha. So, what state?

[@jakekappa287]

+Thunderbeat im from Illinois hbu

[@niveleur]

+Jake Kappa Not you

[@ssholum]

The cotton fills the empty space in the container (well, I'm assuming they pump nitrogen in there) so that the tablets don't get busted apart in shipping. I didn't realize packaging technology was so regional... I jest though, because it depends on the kind of tablet (and sometimes just the product). Vitamins and other tablets formed in olde-timey tablet presses (which are used quite a lot, because they work well; quite a few candies are made with them as well) crumble more easily than sugar coated pills (time-release, for instance).

[@weedmister4457]

This guy is so funny

[@jusstyno]

Every time i think I've seen all the ashens videos, a random one I've not seen pops up and its like 5 years old...

[@WritInWater]

What is the third way of helping? Disable ad-block for the channels you enjoy.

[@ElysianAura]

You should send those vitamins to a museum and tell them you found them buried in your backyard.

[@fuhkkhuey7054]

the white appears when the oils in the cocoa seperate from the cocoa solids

[@Vaultboy101]

I love that you don't ask for donations. Now eat your vitamins young man.

[@syrupfeeling4617]

the sender farted inside the tin before they sent it

[@user-yw9cu7dc3l]

Ashens you've managed to get me using the word "goggly" in everyday life. Thanks for that mate.

[@alastairward2774]

I still have the can, but ate the biscuits so long ago ultrasound pictures of my 10 yr old daughter now reside within.

[@TheKogsy]

When did Ashen's videos start getting dislikes? I still think he's easily in my top 5 'tubers. Keep it up doc, always make me wet myself with laughter!

[@NiightWiing]

Oh boy, these biscuits are older than me.

[@Blore07]

A king in yellow comment whilst reviewing out of date star wars vitamins. My life is complete.

[@NekoiNemo]

"I'm going to nibble one" - how are you still alive with experiment tendencies like that?

[@8BitTehGameMasta]

You should definitely send those to Dinosaur Dracula, no one else would be able to be so legitimately enthusiastic about expired vitamins like Dino Drac.

[@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress]

Those biscuits are as old as me!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

+Deuterium, the Sentient Mattress Those Biscuits were released in my time of growing in in Scarborough, Ontario! I was born in 1994 and I never knew those biscuits where a thing... probably because they weren't released here in Canada.

[@bumblebee7838]

You should go out and party. It is now just matter of time before you entire butter will get rancid too.

[@pedrobettt]

I'm studying at Centennial College in Scarborough!

[@srbnsn]

+Bumble Bee The incorrect grammar disappoints me with the comment you were trying to make...

[@fitzy9099]

They're older than me too. Makes me feel young.

[@marmar5285]

oh my god. thank you for existing, Ashens. you never fail to make me laugh. and jesus, all the references... goddamn, king in yellow...

[@adventureFAN]

Ashens And The Quest For The Gamechild is not on the german Amazon Prime =[

[@icycoolstudios]

www.amazon.com/Ashens-Gamechild-Blu-Ray-NON-USA-FORMAT/dp/B00KAXSQAI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1465887425&sr=8-1&keywords=Ashens+And+The+Quest+For+The+Gamechild

[@myomadd]

Ideas Men is the one on Prime :)

[@adventureFAN]

Ah! okey thx! I buy Gamechild already but I take a look at Ideas Men =]

[@yetanothertubeuser]

Literally nothing is on German Prime.

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Ass hens

[@ellajones9644]

"This is what you give your kids if they won't eat their vegetables, even after you've slapped them"

[@Snandra66]

The vitamine Luke looks a bit like Paul McCartney.

[@FiendTheKing]

The power of song is infinite is the story of some 'Star War', particularly Macross.

[@CuriosityRocks]

Yoda vitamin is in the middle of a rap battle

[@bentramer682]

It looked like a hieroglyphic E.T.

[@rihardsrozans6920]

Just watched the movie and an interesting thing is that the person who played the character Wicket the Ewok - Warwick Davis is also in the movie.

[@Overhazard]

Are vitamin chewables not common in the UK? The mention of giving these to kids if they refuse to eat anything nutritious makes it come across as such.

[@nonohate]

Overhazard not really, we have the tablets that get dissolved in water, that's all I know we have

[@mattalewis13]

"Are they not common" it's all kids eat nowadays. Chocolate, other kids, pizza, and multi vitamin

[@kathleenkelly2410]

Iamnyamgamer u must not get out much then haha.

[@101Volts]

When I was a kid in the 90s I liked eating frozen peas straight out of the bag. Lima Beans were nice too (after I got used to them.)

[@johnthwaites5976]

Chewy vitamins are common in the UK

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

i cant believe star wars has been around for two hundred years. if feels like yesterday mom and dad took me to the film store to pick up the movie

[@mc-tn6iq]

Da, Da, Dadadaaaaaa da.

[@AdmiralTom]

Blurrhdhfj

[@certifiedchamp7564]

+Meme Machine da da da daaaaaaa

[@fullchomp]

DA DA DA DAAAAAAA DADADA DAAA

[@insaneschizoid]

Da Da Da Dadadadadada Da Da Da Dadadadadada Da da da duh dada duh dada Duh duh duh duhduhdidada duh da duh dida

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Vote for me

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I'm afraid I may still have at least one of those Chupa Chups with Star Wars promotional stickers from around 1998 buried inside my freezer.

[@apexgaming5572]

I was born when they expired. :/

[@OdaSwifteye]

That's how it works. The soul of those items left their corporal form and reformed into you. It's pretty amazing.

[@Greyghostvol1]

+Oda Swifteye Ah, the circle of life.

[@apexgaming5572]

+Greyghostvol1 haha cool cool.

[@apexgaming5572]

+Oda Swifteye XD

[@dagbroad]

If ashens eat them, does that mean, he is secretly eating you?

[@dariusrobotson6872]

It took the two of you almost three years to look at those Bend-Ems.

[@FlameDragon72]

Everything here expired before I was born. Fuck me I'm young

[@rickymunoz881]

+Drunken Hobo lmao

[@eLJaybud]

Don't worry you'll be really old before you realise, time speeds up the older you get.

[@Taipan108]

+Drunken Hobo That's the best line I've heard all day!

[@higgsboson7747]

Time is relative

[@thatrandom_canadian]

I'd rather not "have a seat right there."

[@TheGleasonMan87]

I don't know what I would do without Ashens!

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Star Wars and Cory in the House are the best anime

[@duhtz237]

+Charlie Wolfensperger 😂😂👌

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

***** Yes, my bad. Best anime is Cory in the House.

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

***** That's shitty anime, I'm sorry

[@y0bi]

+Cheeseburger Freedom Man friends is best anime

[@alucard2559]

star trek*

[@KrispyKrabby]

Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild is a great movie! So if you haven't watched it yet, you NEED to watch it!

[@RadialSkid]

Warning: Video contains one, random gratuitous usage of the word "homunculus."

[@leontarmann3449]

The warning came too late for me, had to laugh in the middle of the train 😑

[@TheMadAfrican1]

Who the bloody hell would someone send Ashens death threats? He's one of the least offensive KZbinrs ever.

[@mitsota101]

These biscuits don't contain my favorite E number, 621.

[@AgentTasmania]

mitsota101 MSG is savoury

[@davidverbeek4849]

uwu

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

Chewbacca Skywalker... I died laughing! Excellent video, keep up the great work!

[@BlueChameleon01]

Star Wars Episode VII: Can We Find A Luke?

[@midwestspleeno]

Star Wars Episove VIII: Oh Look, There He Is!

[@halowraith1]

Star Wars Episode IX: Wait luke what are you doing

[@nbtry2334]

Star Wars Episode X: Oh God Luke No!

[@AgentTasmania]

BlueChameleon01 Episode VII: The Search For A Plot

[@shannonfriet6291]

you people make me sick with the immature comments. please show some respect. this guy works hard on this channel and, you call yourself fans. you should be ashamed of yourself.