Star Wars The Clone Wars Funny/Banter Moments Part 3

[@t.h.8400]

How to make any Star Wars scene funny: Step 1: Add Hondo. Step 2: Profit.

[@tatodziadekpl4289]

THIS effort is no longer PROFITABLE!

[@crocowithaglocko5876]

Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Step 3: obi-wans trolling

[@emperorpalpatine2957]

Star wars rebels: *add hondo* *but make him super lame looking and not really funny* Disney: Stonks

[@JustJoshReal]

Or Rex/cody

[@135mikerules23]

"Insolence?! We're pirates we don't even know what that means?!

[@MrSagaTeller]

Open fire!

[@sc_art5408]

Hondo is the best

[@DogMann32]

Jack Sparrow In Star Wars

[@SilverScaleMA]

He only gets better as time goes on, he is freaking hilarious in rebels!

[@maximus6844]

Mike “Open fire!” Fucking savage

[@utuber34500]

Ventress: Want to run? Kenobi: I learned from watching you! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@selsley]

utuber5055 funny!

[@athrexgemini4893]

utuber5055 OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

[@RJ_Productions316]

utuber5055 _funny!_

[@rosslee1996]

Funny..

[@thebossofgames10178]

High ground

[@anthonyspitery6332]

"Said the peacekeeper who fails to keep the peace" One of the best burns in the show

[@RazuX5]

It would've made more sense if she said that to Obi-wan instead of Anakin.

[@jennytalia6724]

nah it makes sense bc he is supposed to be a jedi

[@TheBlackWarden420]

The bounty hunter looked like she was giving a naughty look to Anakin.

[@jesserice7777]

@@RazuX5 Can't beat the master of trolling.

[@RazuX5]

Jesse Rice I know which is why I she should’ve said it to Obi-Wan instead of Anakin so Obi-wan can troll her like he usually does.

[@Obi1Canobe198]

We crashed the ship your way Kenobi=savage

[@obieoguejiofor7994]

Obi1Canobe198 Ikr 😂😂😂

[@thebossofgames10178]

Of course he's Savage he has the high ground

[@CinderBurn04]

Another happy landing

[@seria3692]

"It's not my fault, it's the ship"

[@ytjazz1011]

Obi1Canobe198 very funny, I see your sense of humour survived the landing

[@sharqueesha6957]

I just realized the pun that ventress made about maul being half the man savage was.

[@randomrhino4371]

I know right? And it's hilarious!

[@jacksons6377]

I guess you could say that burn was... savage

[@crocowithaglocko5876]

YES XD XD XD XD XD XD XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@RenegadeElite101]

Yeah that joke must've cut Maul deep....right through the center.

[@bhicksbraf4038]

He didn’t have a leg to stand on

[@kyleocdamia9357]

You'll pay for your insolence. HA WE'RE PIRATES. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

[@meemzandmoar8]

My favorite line from the show.

[@DogesMemeFactory]

E1ITE WildDog Hell yeah

[@zerere_]

Lmao

[@alexdeghost2729]

Fucj Dallas

[@justincummings8557]

Fans when Disney once cancelled Star Wars the Clone Wars.

[@timpetersen2923]

“A brother? Looks like he’s HALF the man YOU are, Savage.” Talk about a burn

[@justiceadams6623]

True

[@Nazuna500]

It's only half as good as her other jokes. 😏😏🤣🤣🤣

[@Slu5h3]

That pun really cut him down to size

[@davidvasquez08]

That’s a double burn

[@josefinagonzalezdamico4538]

She took the joke too far, she could cut him some slack 😂

[@_amritpannu_]

Ventress is one of the most underrated characters ever. I love her character so much.

[@rex8354]

+Amrit Pannu I agree. She is one badass character

[@obiwankenobi8438]

+Captain Rex the Rebel But you are the most badass, I am the master if trolling.

[@aaronholmes-black6621]

Her character aged like wine.

[@the13throse]

really stings that Disney hasn't done like...*anything* with her since acquiring the Star Wars license. I mean, maybe they'd screw up her character, sure, but I really wish she hadn't been totally shoved to the side

[@CoyoteTangoStudios]

She force choked me

[@thefiresworddragon927]

When Anakin said "Maybe Cody is boring Rex with basic protocol", Obi-wan looked like he was nodding in agreement.

[@thebossofgames10178]

David Firesword high ground

[@KokuRou]

"Your friends are being vaporized! :D" "I wouldn't be so sure. I cut one of them in half once, and he survived. >_>"

[@DenverZenn]

I'm sad Hondo's response was cut out. He basically replies with "cool story bro". Made it pretty funny.

[@thebossofgames10178]

Koku Rou high ground

[@shadowrealmmedia9448]

"Well isn't that fascinating."

[@JoshuaRGraves]

Grievous: I didn't tell them to blow up the station. Droid: But isn't it good the base is destroyed ? Grievous: IDIOT!!!!

[@cjofsanandreas142]

saw your comment just when the scene played xD

[@jackyc311_]

CJ of 𝕾𝖆𝖓 𝕬𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖘 same hahahaha

[@titanjakob1056]

JG Tombstone i mean when the base was destroyed it kinda put a blind spot so...... the droid was kinda right

[@elise3455]

Absolutely love Grievous interactions with the droids 😂😂

[@jiroproduction8831]

*I D I O T ! ! ! !*

[@DoctorBored357]

2:20 Even when he's down, Master Kenobi's trolling skills are still on point.

[@Levsa399]

Dr. Bored shame it left out, Maul: Anything more to say? Kenobi: I like your new legs, they make you look taller :D

[@thebossofgames10178]

High ground

[@NaturalStateDepths]

00:48 I love how anakin and obi wan are arguing over their protégés (Rex and Cody, ) like they're their kids or something😆

[@axolotl593]

“REX HAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON CODY” “Maybe you should be worried about the fact that your clone is MAKES FACES AT ME UNDER HIS HELMET” “HOW WOULD YOU KNOW-“ Cody and Rex playing with nerf blasters:

[@ayyylmao101]

@@axolotl593 I love this image 😭😭

[@Agent-8]

Rex: “hey Cody! Dodge this” *shots some neft darts *cody rolls* Rex: “welp I tried”

[@samanthasmith6430]

​@@Agent-8 212th Vs 501th nerf war has begun

[@Agent-8]

-grabs my armour and nerf guns the time has come 501st let’s get em

[@jillianolson7003]

"This effort! Is no longer! Profitable!" Hando is always a win

[@56bturn]

"When I cut you in half, I should've aimed for your neck instead." Years later. No wisecracks. No jokes. Comforts his bitter enemy in his final moments. What he had risen above indeed.

[@henryscott370]

what if those UFO sightings on earth are just Hondo and his gang mucking around XD

[@3mlg5uImmlg]

Lmao

[@sc_art5408]

Lol they probably are

[@saatana1809]

XD

[@John-Stark]

...great, now I'm thinking that

[@cian9393]

Henry Scott Drunk Aliens :/

[@Sondergirl1610]

"red's not my colour" Is that why you have 5 red Starfighters and 2 red r4's ?

[@KrissFliss]

And red mandelorian armor.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

KrissFliss well, that was Maul’s Deathwatch armor. He can’t really choose.

[@thiccchungo1041]

I guess what’s good for starfighters isn’t good for lightsabers

[@HellishSpoon]

Red makes it go faster ;)

[@ini_Nyawa]

The republic colours So yeah he's doesn't really have a choice

[@mehmetgurdal]

5:15 ahsokas face priceless :D

[@thvmxn]

mehmet gurdal Which episode is it ?

[@sambridgers9543]

@@thvmxn "Bounty Hunters".

[@N01ADuck]

Hondo* laughs in pirate

[@UltraUltimatium]

I love the dynamic between Rex and Cody. Its just the clone equivalent of Anakin and Obi-Wan and its perfect.

[@katerinafantova6533]

'Kenobi! Don't tell me someone finally knocked the fight out of you!' OMG IM DEAD :D 😂😂

[@thebossofgames10178]

Kateřina Fantová no I have the high ground

[@mistamemewide]

Why does anyone never give props to Dee Bradley Baker for voicing *_ALL_* the Clones, including Cody and Rex? God damn the man is impressive. If the clones do come back one day (probably never), please get Dee Bradley Baker to voice them.

[@theatergal3379]

My twin brother met Dee Bradley Baker at Star Wars Celebration Chicago 2019!

[@bigmike9947]

theatergal 33 You mean your Clone

[@theatergal3379]

@@bigmike9947 Lol

[@dragongirl3881]

Well, I think you would be pleased to know Dee Bradley Baker voices the clones and the Bad Batch in the (relatively) new Bad Batch show :D

[@ThePsych123]

I'm from the future, I've got good news for you

[@Freshwater121]

"Looks like he's half the man you are Savage" lol no chill

[@SamaritanPrime]

But all the burn.

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

nah he's half the man he once was... oh dear god I need help. XD

[@maltron66]

The half of a half.

[@OrkBoss]

@@blue-eyedfangirl8760 oh God, he is having a heart attack! HE, MUST, THINK, ABOUT, SENSIBLE HAIRCUTS! Looks at Ventress Oh wait.😶

[@ijnisus6273]

It was savage

[@oddbaii6322]

Hondo: Insolence! We are pirates, we don't even know what that means! Sorry, I just love that line

[@Callme-Gen]

Commander Oddball, I salute you.

[@stardragon2776]

4:07

[@RobinMelons]

Did Hondo escape in a circular spinning flying ship? Holy crap, Hondo is the UFO sightings on earth!

[@217adaptiveperspective]

oh great all we needed are space pirates

[@RobinMelons]

+Bighat Wander Who knows, Hondo might be attracted to cows?

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

+RobinMelons Um... how did he get in when it was spinning? >_>

[@alexlafortune1762]

And if ufos are the source of all the alien hysteria on earth, and some people think Obama is an alien... Vote Hondo for a third term 2016

[@sonicfan3588]

+Alex LaFortune illuminati confrimed

[@morganalayna4247]

"We don't count you, knee high." Gently clean the burned area daily with mild soap and water, and pat dry. Look for any swelling or redness around the burn. Do not break closed blisters, because this increases the risk for infection. Apply cream or ointment to the burn with a cotton swab. Place a nonstick bandage over your burn. Wrap a layer of gauze around the bandage to hold it in place. The wrap should be snug but not tight. It is too tight if you feel tingling or lose feeling in that area. Apply gentle pressure for a few minutes if bleeding occurs. Elevate your burned arm or leg above the level of your heart as often as you can. This will help decrease swelling and pain. Prop your burned arm or leg on pillows or blankets to keep it elevated comfortably.

[@Funstun-yk7oo]

You went above and beyond with this

[@skydishmane65]

Holy shit 😨😱 this is perfect

[@FreelancerFreak]

That's what they teach us in EMT training

[@TundeAfolayan]

And then sit in the shower and cry

[@theatergal3379]

Morgan Alayna this is great!

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

"Ah brother? Looks like he's half the man he was." Ventress has no chill.

[@tristanpena9045]

Man you should upload the clip when Anakin and Obi are fighting Ventress and Obi says "You're not looking well" and Anakin says "She never does"

[@rex8354]

Damn I should have!

[@ethpling165]

+Captain Rex the Rebel This show never gets old

[@starwarsclonewars5305]

+Captain Rex the Rebel what about when obi wan and ventress are fighting maul and savage and obi wan says "what a lovely sight to wake up to"

[@starwarsclonewars5305]

+Star Wars Clone Wars oh never mind lol

[@noahcheckman8542]

But to disney it did CURSE YOU DISNEY AND YOUR PRINCESSES, TOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@nolanueno1060]

What dose Thor and Obi have in common? They didn't go for the head!

[@charmeleon3680]

True that

[@nicolestimothy9921]

But Kong already try.

[@flufflepuffle6229]

2:29 I like how Ventress spends some time and prepares herself to look and sound epic

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

She's thinking: "Hmmmm, how can I piss off two animalistic Zabraks in the most badass and dominant way possible?"

[@unholypepe]

Rex: "I am NOT training him." Who would

[@courtneylittles456]

UnholyPepe Fr

[@beccacumbie4051]

The sith

[@redridinghood8038]

Rey would

[@ShazzledWolf32]

Commander Cody or maybe bly

[@katkenobi6765]

No one needs to, Jar Jar is a Sith Lord! Lol.

[@cs7simmo246]

The sexual tension between Obi Wan and Ventress is unbelievable

[@SpiderXtra7]

STOP RIGHTS THERE CRIMINAL SCUM if you ruin clone wars JUST STOP

[@lucapuca18]

ive seen this comment in another video.

[@charlottefitton6518]

Well, it's true........

[@SpiderXtra7]

Charlotte Fitton stop

[@thiccchungo1041]

God damn it is

[@Polo-rp9hk]

“THIS EFFORT. IS NO LONGER. PROFITABLE.” kills me

[@RJ_Productions316]

"Everytime we fly. We crash" Huh, Who knew Anakin was the Leon Kennedy of the Star Wars universe..

[@multiverse_media2023]

It’s not his fault! It’s the ship!

[@nateecho8418]

@@multiverse_media2023 He always blames the ship! 😂

[@TheGamer-ev7lc]

I love the thought of clones having an arm-wrestling match to see who's stronger, even though they are literal copies of each other

[@tylerjones7592]

Wrecker would win every time the guy can lift a LAAT Gunship

[@ladvargleinad7566]

They might have different training.

[@quakethedoombringer]

Different training schedule = different muscle level

[@comradecthulhu6052]

1:38 "Roger roger mouthaclanker".

[@RisingMC]

1:46 did he just say "like hell you did"?

[@rex8354]

Like hell he did.

[@enderkid251]

Rising MC They say hell twice in that episode

[@Jack-dk1ju]

Rising MC

[@RisingMC]

jmr1150 yes?

[@jx592]

Rising MC Aw Hell yeah!

[@darthroden]

"Roger. Roger" (fires)

[@DestructorN7]

Royah royah

[@cryoraptora303tm2]

'Looks like he's half the man you are, Savage' I've just realised what she was actually referring to. Nice one.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"Roger, roger" Classic, Rex.

[@SamaritanPrime]

4:22 Hondo just mouthed off to Darth Maul? Dang. 4:32 Obi-Wan Kenobi has a... unique way of explaining things. 6:20 Well, the whole war is kinda HIS fault...

[@mechengr1731]

Why is the war Anakin's fault?

[@Smelly556]

When obi wan said that palpatine looked like. "Yeah yeah,those sith sure are hard to kill heh heh..."

[@ltnagle2492]

0:35 Imagine that that Clone just liked imitating battle droids, and the flare was launched because the droids were going to attack right then, not earlier.

[@delta_415]

Lmao

[@4kawaii]

You mean rex?

[@axolotl593]

“STOP! STOP! WE’RE SHOOTING AT OUR OWN MEN”

[@benhughes3394]

@@axolotl593 It's one of those Commando Droids

[@zelgiusthebrave1401]

3:55 "who are these horny headed men" I don't even want to know what Hondo meant

[@Callme-Gen]

He is talking about the spikes or in this case, horns.

[@UnitAlir]

Please be civil. This is a kids show

[@zelgiusthebrave1401]

@@Callme-Gen Yeah no shit, I know what he's talking about, it was a joke.

[@charmeleon3680]

A kids show that’s a literal goldmine for these sorts of things when taken out of context

[@tardwrangler]

3:02 Holy shit he could cut lightsabers with that chin!

[@maltron66]

While it's been 2 years since you made that comment, I just wanted to let you know that I laughed my ass off for 5 minutes when I first read your comment. :P

[@nADZIEJA_2137]

@@maltron66 It's been 4 years since he made that comment and I'm still laughing

[@charmeleon3680]

I’m still going, haven’t stopped yet

[@501stghost4]

the sith is basically cockroachs. they never die!

[@kevinbaugh8938]

0:26 Clone Head: Roger Roger Rex: Somethings not right here galaxy's greatest detective

[@Callme-Gen]

It would be obvious, clones say: Yes sir and Sir yes sir. Not Roger roger.

[@benhughes3394]

@@Callme-Gen That must be one of those Commando Droids

[@Callme-Gen]

@@benhughes3394 indeed.

[@foundationsoversight8479]

Hando is the greatest thing to ever come out of Star Wars. "You will pay for your insolence" "Insolence? We're pirates! We don't even know what that means!"

[@charmeleon3680]

Oh god what is the oversight doing here…

[@abbyg3404]

Why do you misspell his name

[@foundationsoversight8479]

@@abbyg3404 My bad

[@RiiftApart]

2:47 “He looks like half the man you are savage” This guy got roasted more than Anakin did

[@Typhoon_Lex]

The first 5 seconds is more then enough to show the Clones have personality in spades to anyone who watches the show for the first time. I love the passion that was put into the early seasons that carried across to the later ones.

[@TheTruMan196]

Disney when they see the Clone Wars: "This effort! Is no longer... profitable!"

[@LR_Bushido]

#CloneWarsSaved it must be profitable now that it's back

[@SpiderXtra7]

Amateurs Have you seen episode 9

[@sanstheelumbu]

The most profitable thing for back then is Clonewars a

[@helenmersek8554]

You mean Rebels.

[@charmeleon3680]

Rebels wasn’t that good tho…

[@TheBestWanderbug]

Ventress: Your brother!? Looks like he’s only half the man he once was. And this is why she’s my favourite character, she makes puns and it’s amazing

[@AbigailsUniverse]

I love 5:15 cuz she is just like “I’m so done with this.. they never stop arguing”

[@RunnJake]

Ventress and Kenobi fighting together was not only funny with their banter, it was extremely badass as well, as it showed a big turning point for ventress as more of a neutral figure and some more light side in her.

[@oliverelder1149]

4:32 is ironic as Palpatine dies yet comes back and he's talking to him

[@mac__z9933]

2:45 DOES SHE NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS TALKING TO??

[@MrSagaTeller]

She should know, but she's mocking Maul anyway ;-)

[@SamaritanPrime]

Do you think she CARES?

[@sc_art5408]

Ventress is me in a nutshell

[@obiwankenobi8438]

Maul got so triggered.

[@ladrialegolas5518]

+Obi Wan Kenobi Ich mag es wenn meine Lieblingscharaktere sich gegenseitig hassen. I like it if my favorite characters hate my other favorites.

[@31SpadesDown]

"I disagree, chancellor. Everything we've learned from this is the sith are persistent; they will not die" did not age well after ep IX

[@31SpadesDown]

or it got better, I'm not sure which lol

[@somerandomcommenter7949]

2:33 Ventress: “What a surprise!” Maul: “Grrr”

[@aidanohalloran8649]

I know that Cody technically out ranks Rex with title of "commander" but u can clearly see that Rex is the leader of the 2

[@davidvasquez08]

Cody did let Rex be in charge in fairness

[@Joe.stark2]

Man this show was legendary.

[@salomekekelia1508]

IKR

[@charge416]

"Insolence? We are pirates; we don't even know what that means!" 😂 I'm dead

[@abbyg3404]

Roger. Roger.

[@Dillburt71]

you missed a good scene with hondo obi wan says something like "when i run seal the entrance" hondo "and lock you on the other side with the TWO CRAZIES!... yeah ok"

[@thebossofgames10178]

Dylanmckay71 high ground

[@alexbeau7908]

I love how just because Kenobi said that red wasn't his color, the borrowed lightsaber spontaneously turned blue in the next scene.

[@eddeddeeddee6491]

Well he got his lightsaber back from maul

[@alexbeau7908]

But he was still using Ventress' lightsaber

[@eddeddeeddee6491]

@@alexbeau7908 because maul took his lightsaber, but Obi wan got it back

[@eddeddeeddee6491]

@@alexbeau7908 then he gave it back

[@CoffeeManiac20]

Rex fooling the commando droid tactic sounds like something Anakin would do

[@emperorpalpatine2957]

"Says the peacekeeper who fails to keep the peace." Probably the sickest burn to the jedi that wasn't a lightsaber.

[@avichaid6021]

"How powerful can they be? They are running away from Kenobi-" Hondo gives the best pep talks

[@riiddisbuk2496]

"Says the peace keeper who fails to keep the peace." Me: You just described every Jedi.

[@helenmersek8554]

If you're talking about peace as in the ideal, then the Jedi'll fail no matter what. That's what the Sith describe at the start of their code (Peace is a lie) though the Jedi code is also right (There's no emotions, there's only peace). Bottom line, peace's complicated (It don't come easy).

[@ZacharyDietze]

6:33 Indiana Jones 4 in a nutshell.

[@skydishmane65]

Omg, I see what you mean. The ending space ship 😆😂

[@master_matthew]

2:26 Obi-Wan: I should have gone for the head

[@ct-55559]

Darth maul:you should gone for the head

[@bolshevikY2K]

THIS EFFORT IS NO LONGER PROFITABLE -Hondo 666XX heh smash bros joke

[@Asiandiskool]

Hondo is such a badass lol

[@ayelmao1224]

“Sorry Echo, I jumped that one” “… like hell you did”

[@mikkelnpetersen]

6:22 Remember this at the day you ALMOST beat CAPTAIN Hondo Ohnaka.

[@oscarbelmare_22]

3:20 Asajj said Kenobi is ugly Slaughter her

[@FrancisHD]

"This is never gonna work" Little did he know

[@skorpion3993]

5:16 Anakin - “Why do you even ask for my opinion, you never do things my way” Obi Wan - “We crashed the ship your way” This is why you have to love Obi Wan, it’s the law.

[@shadow-faye]

said the peace keeper, who fails to keep the peace

[@Ur_local_leopard]

“They will not die.” Has to be one of the best lines in the series!

[@autisticduck3071]

3:06 WAKE UP ITS CHRISTMAS

[@Pizzazoomman]

THIS EFFORT! IS NO LONGER! PROFITABLE!!!

[@fuhue5945]

fun to see hints of Darth Vader in Anakin.

[@raulmacias647]

2:10 I like it how Rex doesn't like jar Jar

[@thesilverblader6714]

"This Effort.. is no longer profitable!" -Hondo 😂 lol!

[@ItsGhidxrah]

"Says the Peacekeeper, who fails to keep the peace" DAMN! 🔫🔫🔫

[@mitchtange8029]

6:21 the way Hondo is obviously trying to come up with something cool to say on the spot

[@HajimeXVI]

“Do you count me”

[@xShadow_MD]

I just love it when Rex and Cody work together

[@ashleyford3108]

Hondo and obi wans relationship is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@gigachad9016]

The tension between Obi Wan and Ventress is so thick you could cut it with a lightsaber

[@tehvaniu6a]

4:32 Obi-wan straight up predicted Rise of Skywalker XD!

[@alexgiles9031]

1:42 I GOT ONE!.. Sometimes the clones can be just hilarious and kind of adorable in some ways

[@Oh_well339]

I thought droid commandos never spoke. It's been a while.

[@LR_Bushido]

They talk but not as much as their cheap b1 counterpart mainly the b1 Droid talk because their system didn't have routine maintenance and caused bugs in the system

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

You could cut the sexual tension between Obi-Wan and Asajj Ventress with a lightsaber, LOL.

[@skywalkerpanyt]

That Han reference with the troopers at 0:19 😂😯😍😍 so funny

[@robinwangai3303]

4:17 Insolence?! We are pirates! We don't even know what that means! Open fire! This is the best quote I have heard from this series.

[@DayEEO]

2:21 “you should’ve gone for the head”

[@AB-dm1wz]

"Everything we've learned about the Sith is that they are persistent-- they will not die." *Palpatine intensifies*

[@Nooneknows313]

5:06 " another happy landing"

[@jedi_.66]

"A Brother? Looks like half theman you are, Savage." OOF Size = Large

[@MrSagaTeller]

2:17-2:26 BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneone It's no surprise Maul wants revenge. Obi-Wan burned him and Anakin both...

[@violentscorl697]

Well,he IS known as Obi-Wan Kenob, Master of Troll after all ;))

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

“Like hell you did.” LOVE YOU ECHO