Star Wars: The Lesbian side of the Force

I fell deeply in love with a woman that was bisexual, then reevaluated herself as a lesbian. My sarcastic remark that the Emperor says (with my voice overdub) mocks the notion that when a male nerd virgin pisses his cherry away, that he has elevated to the status of the immortal gods, or some other bullshit! Just like when someone goes to the Dark Side of the Force; an empty promise of power and enlightenment, that all leads to slavery and misery!