Star Wars was always bad

[@astrogoblinplays]

Like for hoojib comment for crink

[@ZeHamberglar]

Comment.

[@TheNotoriousJFP]

Big fan of crink!

[@suitedpanda3108]

Crink it

[@MenachemSchmuel]

who up crinkin they hoojib

[@himynameismrpink]

Always 2 there are

[@davidgonzales9039]

"Now THIS is Wookieepedia racing"

[@rylothvii]

I completed the hoojib to crink pipeline hoojib->C-3P0->huttese->category:language->category:phrases->crink

[@qeqeqeq2305]

it's actually impossible if you're only using Legends articles, as crink isn't in Legends. So it was rigged against them.

[@DevonPalmer98]

You’re laughing now but I guarantee Jacob’s knowledge of star wars will be plot relevant to humanity’s future

[@davidgonzales9039]

"That's Clegg Holdfast without his helmet on."

[@Zigazaga420]

“Show me what you got”

[@viiii9046]

When the Rakata invade I know who I will turn to

[@dfdedsdcd]

When Ryan is stuck in a random pop culture episode of Who wants to be a Millionaire for the fate of Ry-ality, he will need Jacob's knowledge of Coomb Spores to survive.

[@toasiddy2990]

He's the only one who can save us from Abeloth

[@leopoldbloom4296]

Problem is Jacob is king of Lore, but Patrick's Google-Fu is stronger, so while Jacob was tryingt to get from point A to point B entirely through plot, Patrick knew how to exploit the wiki format and how to search more efficiently evne if his lore is not as strong. Still, that's what makes an intense competition between true sportsmen so compelling to watch. 10/10 please revisit the concept sometime in the future!

[@Nodiee1]

It feels like I'm reading the half time show

[@CrazyFireFerret]

Patrick getting coffee like he just came out of the carbonite.

[@joeshmoe6798]

More like he's been trying for years to get into chonners bussy

[@evinn]

The hoojib to crink pipeline is so obvious. Us hoojib fans know what’s up

[@enchantmentwizard]

Hoojibheads rise up. Hoojimaniacs

[@enchantmentwizard]

Hoojibooligans

[@kestrel.01]

they fell into the classic Huttese trap

[@kschell286]

I once got caught crinking my hoojib. Very embarrassing...

[@DocD173]

The “Former Funhaus Employee” shirt is killer

[@Goose683]

"Wow" - Jacob Fullerton

[@jordanwest7135]

Today on Who Said It, Patrick Bateman or Patrick Brown? : "I'm going to remove your hands and face".

[@esparno9591]

Patrick screaming as the vision center of his brain was forced back into reality was peak

[@Bryandan1elson]

Patrick dipped into one of his past lives as an ewok to hit those beautiful notes at 19:43

[@TheRandomSandwiches]

I'm desperate to know what he had playing in there lol

[@Oddmail]

So you’re saying Luuke Skywalker, evil clone of Luke Skywalker, is not peak fiction?

[@loadeddice4696]

The Toenail of Palpatine!

[@JollyGiant19]

What was opening day like for the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center? We need a Disney+ series ASAP!!

[@charlesplante]

I forgot about that shit

[@chriswest6988]

The existence of Luuuke proves that he can't be.

[@JollyGiant19]

Right off the bat I have no idea what Hologram Fun World even is

[@CraigMetalHead]

As soon as you deprive Patrick of his senses, his natural reaction is to start running around.

[@the5starman926]

Charlotte's wheeze laugh brings me so much joy

[@ProfMajkowski]

Oh my god this is the hardest I've laughed in quite a while

[@kingblue2646]

who up crinkin they hoojib

[@ChannelyChannel]

Despite this being a gaming channel videos like this and the Cine2Nerdle are my favourites.

[@Securen]

This is the best depiction of how very serious star wars is

[@lexgray42]

congratulations on, somehow, being the least problematic star wars youtube channel

[@caulkanbawlz]

I'm totally crinking my shit rn

[@DaveKootchie]

I be in my room straight crinking my shit.

[@Kpengie]

Funny how neither of them noticed that crink was a Canon page

[@newajseyes]

😂I love how the second person doesn’t need blindfolding but they did it anyways

[@kalaninalak]

Peev Shalpatine - Canadian Baseball Ur welcome.

[@ejaybugboythree]

This is less a Wookiepedia race and more of a who can cause more accidental damage while blindfolded and deafened? Which in itself could be its own video.

[@bitscratch229]

1:00 Me when I put on my sleep mask every single night.

[@thingsturnout]

This is the most fun I've had with anything Star Wars related In a minute.

[@qeqeqeq2305]

I've never related to two men more than when Jacob and Patrick high fived in solidarity over the abject superiority of Legends edit: just to point out, "crink" is canon-only and not Legends (black tab seen at 11:00) meaning there would be no way to find it from a Legends article: so the game was rigged against our boys from the start

[@mooseyfate777]

Jacob's hatred of Abeloth is so visceral. I can only imagine his reaction once they actually implement Abeloth into some form of media.

[@ST0RMTROOP3R]

The amount of fun this crew has when it comes to Star Wars knowledge is one of my favorite things. ❤

[@jraluark]

I could tell by the motions alone that patrick was listening to dad rock

[@PetoskeyStonez]

I remember when stormtrooper boy released his song "crink that"

[@zetsubanned4308]

We're going to have to talk more about the hoojib->crink pipeline.

[@tobiasblackmoar]

I'm mad I had to read this sentence today.

[@codingkriggsofficial]

17:25 Jacob singing the Faxanadu Hourglass music. I know it well.

[@Mattmannx3]

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's acceptable to go Hoojib to Crink

[@Dr.Deagle.]

Astrogobling up this content

[@izzy_apex]

So in NYC I used to have my local bar--coincidentally the bar bar with the TARDIS bathroom of early 10s tumblr renown--and one of my good friends worked there doing bar. She didn't like having to close at like 2am with no one around. Me and my gf of the time stayed with her getting free drinks to help close then drunken stumble to the 24-hour Greek Diner for greasy food at 3am on a Friday. Her closing ritual for a long time was playing a BARBER SHOP QUARTET version of the Yub Nub song. It never failed to fucking clear all but the weirdest patrons out. The worst part is all three of us were way too into it.

[@canadianmoth]

For what its worth Charlotte is the reason I decided to transition. She is beautiful

[@Securen]

Same, she has always been a huge inspiration!!:))

[@sensitivegangster02]

real and true, she was an inspiration for me too

[@steson]

Well now you got me doubting again. Is she a boy... Semantics, was she born a boy?

[@GoldenCoastGTA]

I've transitioned 3 times thanks to her, she is a hero!

[@steson]

@@GoldenCoastGTA man it sounds like you're brainwashing didn't take...lol

[@NickyG-NZ]

The disruptive back seat commentary from inside the headphones is the funniest thing I've seen in months

[@deanstreamz]

Star (Race) Wars in the first 11 seconds is a BOLD choice

[@chriswest6988]

Do you think their friend and freelance title consultant had to talk them out of putting it in the title/thumbnail?

[@victorecheverria8213]

no but why is this the funniest thing I've seen in months??? could've died laughing if my internet didn't give out

[@rahjahknows]

Perfect video idea, great work Charlotte

[@jacobrev6567]

Yay Star boys is back for more

[@Daveyjonez33]

Love you all and so happy you’re doing this. Was hoping something like this would be born from the ashes of Funhaus 😂

[@mattbrady2011]

Crink this, it's awesome to watch you guys! I loved this it was very funny and I never get tired of yall talking about Star wars

[@tman83739]

Patters was in fine form this episode, this episode was the best one so far!

[@halfhero]

Star Wars crip era of astrogoblin goes hard

[@SuperSoldier44]

This is so fucking good! Holy shit gang. I think you've created a new cultural phenomenon.

[@cthulhudude23]

This has been so delightful. I love this. Shadow Man's deep lore would also be conducive to this type of lore based treasure hunt.

[@Gamer_Man_Bathwater]

The (star)boys are back in town

[@kevinmorgan2968]

Man, these two studs and their hot babe know a surprising amount about Star Wars

[@Brovovius]

I need a series that is just the gobbos blindfolded, wearing headphones, and singing obscure star wars songs while the others have to figure out the song title. Like some kind of karaoke charades.

[@timgreenwald1043]

Isn't Crinking when Ryan and his friends wore diapers and pooped themselves?

[@skinnyraptor9111]

Literally how I’ve felt about Star Wars since I was watching clone wars. Star Wars is a terribly built universe with pockets of brilliant ideas

[@aTimeToRunLikeHell]

Absolutely heartbroken that they didn't notice at 12:53 that there is no word for calculus in Gamorrese, and that they call it "big nasty math" instead.

[@chriswest6988]

Do you figure they just lump all higher math together and call it that, or do they differentiate between branches? Is matrix algebra oppressive grid math? Is number theory traitorous math that sounds simple but isn't?

[@Blashbuck]

Patrick gave Charlotte a high five.... ...is he okay?

[@thegameslave2]

This is what the channel was always leading to. I'll take 50 more episodes of this, please?

[@jimitaco1303]

Did you know that Tataouine is a city in Tunisia?

[@dfdedsdcd]

If this is done again, you should play the Star Wars: Kinect covers in the headphones. They are actually really good.

[@Lohan3001]

I can't fathom how many spiders, centipedes, are silverfish are in and behind that wall of Gundam boxes

[@corywilson2007]

It should be illegal to shoot together on zoom. The chemistry is too strong when they are together.

[@PhantomKangaroo91]

Crinking one out for that Jacob comeback (no relation to dewback).

[@michealpangowish9292]

Brings a tear to my eye to see former "baby jacob" reach his mid evolution

[@breadley111]

Does white Jesus exist in cannon Star Wars or just legends?

[@slowestjabroni]

we hit 50k!

[@Flashjackmak]

Oh man, this is really gonna pit my broad distaste for Star Wars against my love of Astrogoblin talking about Star Wars more than most videos.

[@shay5555]

I'm very impressed by Patrick winning the first round. I didn't think anyone could beat Jacob in this.

[@34marczak]

This was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time

[@TheRedneck883]

Going to need that playlist they were rocking to.

[@A2Z83]

Its gobblin time

[@arturgomes]

This is so good I crinked myself

[@BlinkPopShift]

Peak Charlotte dominatrix energy

[@mattiascrowe2549]

Star race wars was a different game than I thought it would be

[@Gunbudder]

i knew not only what the NSYNC cameo was, but which movie, which scene and that it was entirely cut from episode 2 lol. i even know that one of the members couldn't make it (although i forget which one)

[@deletedwaffles]

This is astrogoblin's version of Cine2Nerdle. Ryan would be proud.

[@lislu4909]

Such a good video! Please more stuff like this, I was hauling with laughter

[@loadeddice4696]

Livin' life as a Trandoshan!

[@weirdkd54]

Charlotte has the most infectious laugh

[@TheKerfufffle]

So THIS is one of those star wars we've been hearing about.

[@USERCODY]

More silly Star Wars content please! You guys are the best

[@elliottawns8041]

I wish I had friends like Astro goblins friendship

[@bshankful]

Currently reading The Fate of the Jedi, isn't this where Abeloth is from? I'm on the 3rd book in the series and it's the first and only place I've seen her mentioned so far. I could always be wrong though. May the force be with you or whatever.

[@chriswest6988]

I think there's a weird situation where the wiki mentions her a ton and says a ton about her even though you're absolutely right, she is basically only in that series. Without specific spoilers, this is because that story defines her life as spanning functionally all of star wars media, and retcons other big established events, structures, and people as having been manipulated by her or her followers, or enacted by enemies trying to fight her.

[@nonesuchone]

Just confirming that it was, indeed, Pak Pak.

[@himynameismrpink]

The chaos is strong in this video

[@MrSpannners]

Like a young child, it may have been bad and stupid, but we love it anyway

[@38lizzieb]

okay, watching this lifted me out of my bad mood. 🥰

[@Camillelang]

Read it as Patrick was listening to Slayyter and I was so excited

[@Krakenflax]

Patrick does a p good C-3PO impression at 12:20

[@youngkhronic2243]

Oh my god. Some of my 3 favorite people ever. What a mythical Algorithm pull, absolute immediate sub

[@Spartan13444]

Best video yet! All hail AstroGoblin!

[@guhrizzlybaire]

You're telling me you've never heard of *crink*???

[@ChipClipGotGrip]

Can we get the spotify playlist that Jacob and Patrick experienced?

[@BingoClamshell]

Damn, you are really doing those Patron bonuses right fr. Wish I had the funds. Maybe next month I can scrounge. Thank you for all the free stuff!

[@quicksandbuddy]

So disappointed that neither of them immediately saw Attack of the Clones Jedi NSYNC in their mind's eye the moment the category was revealed. I still think about them on a weirdly regular basis

[@florencec1707]

appreciate the Kal Skirata deep cut, Jacob

[@thecharminghat]

Was the pop song espresso by carpenter brut

[@cfraute]

awesome idea and a great video. would love to see more. a Patrick vs Jacob rematch in LOTR. Charlotte vs Patrick in star trek

[@Schwenckman]

20:06 Holy crap! I love Tragedy!