Why we got suspended.

[@ericbaudour]

Oh is this who would fixa my shoes at work?

[@astrogoblinplays]

Yes and he was paid $600,000 a year

[@macgunpla]

1849

[@Cuppy72]

@@astrogoblinplays Wow. It blows me away the RT is still in business with spending like that.

[@DevonPalmer98]

It was smart they banned salzige while they could, he was going down a dark Disney gilf route

[@aflipndinosaur.]

I just spent 16 minutes of my life watching three people make a fake facebook account for it to get suspended. I loved every minute of it

[@brianrusso2719]

The way Patrick laughed at the strength of the licorice like that was his body’s way of trying to keep it from killing him

[@l0chj3ss]

That licorice made Patrick break character for a second.

[@dansimmons7611]

I dont think ive ever seen him laugh like that before lmao

[@crazydude610]

Why doesn't Jacob, the largest of the hosts and owner of the establishment, not simply eat the other two when they annoy him?

[@JacobFullerton]

🤔

[@devarient]

Jacobs allergic to trans-fats

[@WaluigiLordofCinder]

May your bones bleach in these sands, Salzige

[@Stile4aly]

This is now a channel for discussing salt licorice and the dead Internet theory.

[@occupationDan]

Pepsi Man tier mouth noises in this one. good work

[@hishoofiness]

That's what that Jacob-noise reminded me of! Thank you!

[@AwesomeFreakMadd]

That was my exact thought!!

[@tman83739]

This is literally the funniest video I've seen in a long time. Funnier than most Funhaus stuff even. I have no idea what this was but I want more of.....this.....MORE!!!

[@jaimethesnake3284]

Patrick is a natural marksman, can't get angry at the sweet deadly boy.

[@lemonchicken41]

Truly incredible mouth noises in this one 😄 Good to see Stellan return, too!

[@calistoblade]

Charlotte one step closer to her Dad Harem! :P

[@Sniff3703]

The speed that the woke mind virus rejected these 3 pious, Catholic content creators with is incredibly reassuring. You can tell America is healing.

[@oblivionsmuse]

This was the chaos I didn't know I needed today.

[@Softly_iris27]

0:45 I swear Patrick can contort his face like a gmod model

[@cheehaw2516]

Patrick truly is the Jim Carrey of former Funhaus employees

[@whyareyouaskspam2111]

They get kicked off of Facebook but all the pages they found can stay? Story checks out

[@leopoldbloom4296]

They weren't bot-y enough for Mark Zuckerborg's tastes

[@Lagera88]

what is up with this channel’s obsession with firearms and licorice

[@AnzelmK]

Excuuuuse me. I thought it was America! 🔫🎸🇺🇸🦅

[@ScrappyDoo1998-]

In California Licorice is illegal. Guns are not but in the presence of licorice it is a class B felony

[@matthewsiers4431]

If you were to mix those with half-smoked cigarettes you can summon one of them. You don't get to choose which one

[@tanngrisnr5076]

Spiritually they're Finnish

[@D0nut42]

They're both phallic? 🤷‍♂️

[@danieljenkins1758]

This and the fake job applications are scarily entertaining

[@NemoG]

this is my favorite astro-vid

[@Dannngy]

3:31 this is what fills my nightmares thanks guys

[@paulsharke]

You can't even have a fun time going hogwild on the internet these days anymore

[@Zero_Zone.]

I remember hearing Charlotte, in one of Patreon videos, that she was trying to move away from playing video games for their video, which I thought was crazy. But after the Wookie-pedia and now this, I can see them being just as successful even if they don't play video games.

[@superbleeder12]

"If you put a firearm in my hand I'm going to discharge it"

[@glodoolally]

Patrick had way too much fun in this one guys, he needs to suffer through more jet li so his humors are balanced again

[@bottomofthebarrel9694]

Best video yet, so greatful you guys continue making content after RT got exploded

[@bigdaddythomson]

Patrick plus salted licorice equals Dinero face.

[@FraserF7]

This style of Astro Goblin video where they just cruise the internet and do stuff like get banned on Facebook or submit fake job applications are so, so good. What a wonderful niche they have found, keep up the great work!

[@VoodooSockMonkey]

First the slurp, now they share the best Comment Shop moment of Patrick blasting 😂

[@Camillelang]

insane video thank you i could watch yall do this all day

[@eltharion55]

I’ll have you know that ever since I watched this video the algorithm has been giving me ads for Licorice.

[@Killtacboy]

I’m looking forward to part 2 in 6 months! I makea the comment.

[@Many_Sparrows]

Banger from start to finish, great job!

[@DesmoraDays]

Beautifully Edited. Thank you, thank you.

[@scottbrennan8044]

This really made my day - thanks

[@Ejectaphelion]

I love it when my fav youtubers eat my fav snack. My interests are so piqued rn :)

[@owlsforolive5021]

The salt licorice immediately transformed patrick into Daniel day lewis

[@shay5555]

I love this genre of random internet chaos videos.

[@bml2200]

Truly impressive the way you turned FB into a game, never thought of that!

[@monkeybot666]

Incredible!

[@solianara2306]

I've never heard of you folks or your channel before but the algo said I should see this and, for once, it was right.

[@astrogoblinplays]

We are grateful to the mighty algorithm and to you, the mighty viewer

[@fauxvier8519]

I think this is the most emotion ive seen patrick express next to the mario party video

[@PhazonDude]

Appreciated.

[@drskelebone]

That this is an actual company valued in billions of dollars, when it is clearly the Garbage Site filled with bots and idiots is so depressing. An excellent video.

[@ScramJamJohnson]

"You put a firearm in my hand I'm gonna discharge it." - Alec Baldwin

[@thegameslave2]

Suffering through double salt licorice while speedrunning Facebook suspension. What a video.

[@juusosalin6614]

this was absolute gold!

[@boccci]

Jacob's Stellan Skarsgard is actually incredible

[@BalianBlue_]

Charlotte taking a page out of the grumps comedy playbook with the dad stuff lol.

[@themarshmallowknownasking671]

I want this in long form content! Every week a new account on a different social media site!

[@315peaks]

the goblins are chaos and i love them

[@RunningRiotRich]

This was lovely guys.

[@chucklinnarwhal]

Jacob eating that licorice gave me a flashback to him drinking coke during the Pepsiman video

[@barlo511]

Salzige needs to be brought to other social media platforms

[@Sano72592]

This has to be a speedrunning record

[@cptvictor9579]

The De Niro effect is spreading

[@PizzaPocket69]

Astrogoblin is my egg in these trying times.

[@Default_Defect]

I'll have to walk over to the graveyard to see if dad will sign the release.

[@dropaudio7586]

My stomach and face literally hurt from laughing so hard. Also you gotta find my dad if you want to rate him. 😂

[@tombonnie9051]

I've watched the start of this like 15 times just to bask in Patrick's joy at being in possession of a firearm 😁

[@dangxious]

The fear in Jacob's eyes when trying the double salt 😂

[@baileyyeager1376]

I know what I'm creepliy sending in a dozen boxes to Patrick this Christmas . Licorice

[@WoodyTheWoodrow]

Not a strong boy in the bunch :/

[@Kuchhh]

Best Astro Goblin video so far lmao

[@Cleanframe]

Patrick and Charlotte act more like brother & sister each day, and Jacob is their cousin in the middle, not breaking up the play fights😅😅😅

[@jadesded]

I also tried the double salt a few months ago, it's insane someone out there enjoys that

[@biogopher]

"Fathers day is right around the corner" literally as far away from Fathers day as a post can be

[@TheRealMvV]

Double Salt! That’s the good stuff

[@AwesomeFreakMadd]

Jacob making Pepsiman level noises eating that candy!

[@gordonfreeman1396]

14:10 that patrons name is amazing lmao "goblin deez" ha

[@JacieNicholson]

0:44 Patrick, after having one kid

[@zacharias_b]

You could totally make an Autofill show

[@SoulReaver243]

You're a Licorice channel now.

[@Darwinfeeshy]

My Finnish blood is nourished by the salty licorice.

[@nicholas8237]

I was honestly expecting to hear actual Ace of Spades shots😂

[@vroenis]

Hand crafted dead internet theory.

[@mooseyfate777]

Stellan finds the double salt licorice to be too sweet. But his army of failed Skarsgard children love it. It sustains them.

[@MaskedSausage]

Used to work at a licorice factory in Denmark. I hope you will get to enjoy the candy I secretly laced with more licorice and salt

[@Jonpo95]

Im just gonna throw that out there, MANY of the licorices you have eaten are, infact, Swedish, including the ones that look like batteries, lakrisal

[@CrazyFireFerret]

Salt licorice is gonna be the candy of choice for California-based cursed fishermen and Cthulhu cultists.

[@CaptainLog]

I wanna meet that Dad! Doo dah doo doo!

[@weezersthebluealbum9479]

Best video yet by far, reminds me so much of that FH vibe I’ve been sorely missing, just needs more Rule 34 somehow…

[@jackstewart2258]

"Why we got suspended" See the past several years of looking at "art" on yt

[@chriswest6988]

Why we got suspended from the sexy Bionicle subreddit.

[@whatyousee3225]

of course Jacob bought the Nerf Ace...

[@tonkatsudon]

Just as much gameplay as an old FH GTA vid

[@enrkm85]

Blap Blap Blap!!!

[@ethanwilson9406]

I caught up!

[@newajseyes]

My cheeks hurt from laughing (won’t specify which one)

[@stemike7956]

AI produced an army of Jason Voorhees for Stellan Skarsgård to command.

[@ItsTheKris]

Douple salt is the new punishment

[@deanstreamz]

organic suspension speedrun any%

[@yungoldman2823]

thanks for the laughs gobbos

[@jamiebob]

I feel like I missed when they got into salted licorice

[@yupthisisandy]

I’ve gotta hand it to Alanah, these video titles always get me curious

[@violatyrant]

finally googled it and discovered that saltzige heringe literally just “salted herring” (like the fish)

[@johnexler4861]

This was such beautiful chaos 😂

[@quicksandbuddy]

Should have named this channel Licorice Goblin

[@bigdumguy1974]

What a shame. You were so close to acquiring the dankest Minion memes.

[@supremebuffalo6322]

Salted licorice is to Astrogoblin what Malort was to CowChop

[@jasonbredehoeft4157]

The funniest part is they were just using the site as Facebook intended it to be

[@Connoroni]

The Many Strong White Sons of Newark (and Salzige Cayde-Heringe)