The boys get yelled at

[@astrogoblinplays]

Who did we miss?

[@fake_account_to_comment_on_you]

SQUONK!

[@RAWvideos95]

Your mom

[@vibin_psilocybin]

@@RAWvideos95 I miss her, too :'(

[@mjdoombreed]

​@@fake_account_to_comment_on_youpoor Squonk, often forgotten, yet another reason they cry.

[@bucketward1664]

What about Gremlins and their Canadian cousin's the Dingbelles?

[@WalkingMirror]

Only Astrogoblin addresses the topics that matter to me, like Raab Himself and The Father of All Turtles.

[@merrydew8426]

Raab himself reference hit me like a truck

[@danr3131]

​@@merrydew8426 same here.

[@sly2076]

Mothman not being S tier is blasphemy

[@chriswest6988]

At least he probably saw this disaster coming.

[@adoredpariah]

@@chriswest6988 I don't know, it wasn't bridge related, so I want to agree but I'm just not sure.

[@vibin_psilocybin]

I used to work at the Cat In The Hat ride at Universal with someone who has now published multiple romance novels about falling in love with Mothman 😂😂😂 good times, i miss her

[@ghostsoup8319]

"F!!! Wait..... S." fucking classic

[@Sassman26]

I love all the CKY and Jackass references that have been coming from yall. Also the one who hates mustard is Rake Yohn

[@LobstersLobsters]

Patrick with a CKY reference maybe the only CKY reference anyone has ever made

[@TMV420]

I feel heard and validated

[@LobstersLobsters]

@@TMV420 _ICANTEXPECTYOUTOSEEE_

[@supremebuffalo6322]

​@@LobstersLobsters Me when I'm not around?

[@Anarcho_slimer]

Little did astrogoblin know, but that was the day charlotte gave herself tummy-mouseitis.

[@MrJunk78]

16:37 That's some Eric Baudour energy right there

[@dropaudio7586]

4:20 Patrick is thinking of Raab Himself aka Young Matt Damon. And Rake Yohn hates mustard.

[@FlameVulpin14]

Mothman needs to be S tier solely for the absolute dump truck he has on the statue in Point Pleasant West Virginia

[@smwt_dot_art]

13:57 "If it swims it's an F" has huuuge "We get it and that's it" energy

[@themarshmallowknownasking671]

As President of the Board for the Lonesome Ugly Squonks hailing from the Hemlock Forests of Pennsylvania, I declare this list moot without talk of the Squonk!

[@Weems-mtg]

I was thinking the same thing! We got the “white Bigfoot” instead. The Squonk is the superior cryptid!

[@dfdedsdcd]

Shadow Man - SS

[@bucko994]

Cant believe they got THE bam margera to do a video. Legends

[@Gunbudder]

Char's backwards hat makes her look like she sells loosies behind the playground at recess. lol i love it

[@Zer0FiveSeven]

What child has money or the desire to buy smokes at recess?

[@guhrizzlybaire]

⁠@@Zer0FiveSeven you got gently roasted for this comment on the comment shop show on the patreon, thought u might enjoy knowing that

[@timgreenwald1043]

Fresno Nightcrawler is S tier.

[@45bang]

Loved the bam impression’s haha

[@Sarged40]

Holy shit. I was a PA on a movie with Billy Blair years ago. I think it got sold to lifetime.

[@wheatballz9059]

Puppet Yoda is best Cryptid.

[@breadley111]

I didn’t watch past 15:39 I got too scared someone tell me what happened

[@gnomed6154]

You scarcely avoided being accosted by a dubious gnome.

[@leopoldbloom4296]

lil man he shuffle, then camera man he screm

[@CBGBBB]

Mothman stole my sandal in Wauconda Illinois 😂

[@SageSpartan]

"It's Delaware, so yeah, F" as a proud Delawarean...that's valid

[@mondocool35]

why do they do such good bam margera impressions xd

[@CrazyFireFerret]

Word is Duluth, MN is home to many supernatural creatures and spirits. Beware the Duluth Harbor Cam late at night. Ye may see that which cannot be unseen.

[@thalunizz21]

We better get at least 2 spoopy videos next month. 😂

[@izzy_apex]

Champ is the best y'all easily A-tier. The Beast of Gevaudan was a French monster from like the 1500s that fucking slaughtered a lot of people in Gevaudan, France. It was probably a big wolf

[@austintinco1000]

The real question is, which cryptid would you share a blunt with?

[@mikkeldisch7374]

I'm so happy that Jacob Wysocki has fully explored this on Smartypants, so we don't even have to wonder or discuss it further.

[@MrJunk78]

@@austintinco1000 Does Ryan count?

[@SubstanceMTL]

Beast of Gevaudan from Brotherhood of the Wolf!!!

[@Quetzalcoatl999]

Jacob's ability to capture peoples voices is so Impressive.

[@lenalemisfit]

Not the John Fetterman joke

[@an0rpm]

unfortunately the beast of gévaudan is french

[@milananthonyjockovich4870]

White bigfoot is an A? With Yeti at C?

[@user-ow1bc4sx2r]

Americentrism at its peak smh

[@chriswest6988]

​​@@user-ow1bc4sx2r that's a nicer name for it than white bigfoot supremacism.

[@austinmoore5334]

I’m upset about the Oklahoma octopus getting an f. I get the water here isn’t salty enough but damn it the port of cations goes to the ocean. I like to imagine an octopus ended up here somehow terrorizing people.

[@KenTheSith]

I’m pissed that Ogopogo wasn’t on that list, BC Canada Nessie derivative.

[@benbuzzy]

I need a FULL Jacob as Bam and Patrick Cajun man video … you do the work for the theme.. I need it

[@JP-yz2uh]

Charlotte holding that mouse like a gun trained on Patrick is sending me

[@MrBeefyweefs]

0:26 Best of Brazil! For $39 🥳the content I crave, thank you

[@wafelkai3154]

Oh no, Stellan better watch out now, especially after the last two videos now.

[@JacobFullerton]

Surely Astrogoblin couldn’t kill a god

[@guhrizzlybaire]

@@JacobFullertonwhat's a god to a goblin?

[@DrHankVenture]

Mothman is S. How dare you.

[@soulwolf13]

I hope one day there's an hours long compilation of Skarsgård jokes

[@joey_rabone]

Cass Lake Minnesota. There is a nearby lake in the middle of an islind surrounded by the larger lake of the region. That lake is called Wendigo Lake, it is on Star island and you can go look it up yourself. Not sure how far from Patrick's old stomping grounds it is though.

[@joey_rabone]

Also I just listened to the podcast and I love that this episode has a period in it where it feels like a call back to Jacob talking about his fish and chips at Andrea's on his Birthday.

[@kingofallryans34]

Did you know that Kassem, Bruce, and Lawrence were also going to do a Bam impression this week?

[@b00nz0r]

NOTHING IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE SEAL TUMMY!!!!!

[@LobstersLobsters]

NAY SELKIE TUMMY

[@bigdumguy1974]

Rake Yohn hated mustard. Fun fact- he used to drive around in a custom van with “Rake Yohn” plastered on all sides in metallic tape. The font was in the style of Iron Maiden. There are still videos of it on KZbin. I randomly saw him driving it in Frederick, MD when I lived there like 20 years ago.

[@vlamm676]

Sooo saw the logo for the Bigfeets podcast. That's such a hilarious podcast to listen to

[@skibblebopper]

Some say there's a thing that haunts the old *beep*haus office spilling the new company's employees drinks when they aren't looking, but some also say the cucumber taste better pickled.

[@UltraVBluerayman]

I sick and feel grim as a grim thing on a grim day. That was super funny, thanks for making me feel better.

[@kevinmorgan2968]

All fan art should have charlotte in that renaissance pose using her tum tum as a mouse pad

[@juliassacre]

Can we just have an hour long video of Jacob's Stellan Skarsgård impression?

[@bigolbur1251]

I love these three goofballs so much

[@b00nz0r]

You people are cowards, you always come up with the best names and never use them lol

[@jordanwest7135]

If Jacob 'Fundler' Funderdundt doesn't become a channel running joke I just may cancel my patreon; it's simply too good to abandon at the wayside.

[@MrCmh93]

Somewhere Rake Yohn has a bonner and he doesn't know why.

[@brandongers]

I hate when I get a bonner.

[@MrCmh93]

I'm still waiting for my first bonner... 😢

[@JaeWinn1]

Between Astro Goblin and BYTT I am getting WAY more Bam Margera impressions than I thought I’d have in 2024.

[@KennyofHouseLight]

The fact that I got to hear references to Raab Himself and Rake Yohn's hatred of mustard makes this the best video of the year.

[@NatetheAceOfficial]

"I want a cryptid that builds them." - I heard you Jacob. I want one of those too buddy, keep dreamin'.

[@thegameslave2]

astrogoblin is the real S tier cryptid.

[@Ejectaphelion]

this video was an eeptember miracle.

[@Panoptes123]

Happy Eeptember astrogoblin!

[@veggielord]

This took me twice as long to watch because I had to look up most of them.

[@kerriabaddon7048]

I'm so glad I've found you again

[@davsan3570]

man nonstop comedic genius, but I burst out laughing at "hhh, giant spider? Oh no obviously F who cares about that?"

[@thetalesofdaneandco]

3:56 The CKY references are so on point.

[@LobstersLobsters]

astrogoblin got CKY fans coming out of the woodwork

[@WaluigiLordofCinder]

I see another Waluigi in the patrons, reveal yourself!

[@arcclone]

21:34 lol I cheered too loud when Patrick and I said Zorba's at the same time.

[@violatyrant]

KZbin has been trying to get me to watch a video about the De Loy’s ape for years but i had no idea what it was and I was beginning to think it was just some long term hallucination so I’m very thankful for this video

[@xlr20ice]

im so gorped up rn

[@mooseyfate777]

Skarsgards are big fans of the Fettuccine Frenzy at Middendorfs.

[@HolidayBrick]

My boys must eat as much fettuccine as they can to grow big and strong.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Need to get Elyse in here for opinions on famous ghosts

[@a-holz]

ty for respecting the Loveland Frogman, i feel represented

[@Sano72592]

This video was great.

[@PoliteLunch]

Jersey Devil is F but Mothman is an A???? Blasphemy

[@jabberwoke1]

If you keep delving into the Skarsgård family history so greedily, Stellan will be forced to put an end to it.

[@joey_rabone]

If V.V. Argost were the Yeti first to mind you wouldn't place that species so low. He was one fantastic Saturday morning cartoon villain.

[@chbuddah86]

Rake Yohn hates the mustard

[@njmcmullen]

but at 10:42 why is Billy Blair posing with James and Elyse?

[@robcos7202]

Can’t believe fuckin champ has made it onto the channel - VT legend right there!

[@dangxious]

Fingers crossed for high placement for Lizard Man, South Carolina's cryptid.

[@matthewbaldasari6713]

Nice hat Char. Go Phils!

[@Robin10190]

Patrick was think of Rake Yohn

[@cornflopper]

I didn’t realize how many Fallout 76 creatures are cryptids. I thought the Snallygaster was something they made up.

[@job8021]

Disappointed with the Bulbasaur slander

[@NoGodsJustMetal]

FYI the Beast of Gévaudan is from the area of France. Powerwolf also has a song about it.

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

Morgawr is my favorite post-rock band

[@theedgeinshow]

The most noble cryptid: Harry Caray

[@mjdoombreed]

Bigfoot gets confused for sasquatch, yeti doesn't mind.

[@Goose683]

Can't believe they forgot about the cartoon cat cryptid James played in that one off Must Be Dice

[@iamkennstan]

Jacob, hook line and sinker is the best VC fish and chips!

[@davidwalton6453]

Patrick i think you were thinking of Brandon Dicamillo when you were talking about the cky guy who hates mustard lol

[@cole20s]

Can’t believe you did the Jersey Devil dirty like this

[@gravejello2331]

There’s tons and tons of duende/gnome videos in Latin America. It’s become a tradition of ours

[@monkeybot666]

Amazing!

[@Raggles22]

I want to call out Trey The Explainer who has made videos about a lot of these cryptids and I like them a lot :)

[@willburgess8489]

11:42 it was the mokele mbembe that they skipped past with the nessie variants

[@WilliamKluge]

Patrick based zorbas take

[@ChipClipGotGrip]

Minch is a Cryptid because he haunts my dreams

[@kotkaconforza]

if it swims it's an F

[@jacobnewsom9406]

I never thought, in a million years years, that I would see a Middendorf’s reference. What tier of patron do I need to be for y’all to come down here and go get fried catfish with me at Middendorf’s and then go on the Honey Island Swamp tour?

[@chriswave1992]

I want spoopy videos.

[@thequadglaser1983]

They need to watch the Brotherhood of the Wolf movie!

[@Angularrex]

I genuinely cant tell if Charlotte is doing a bit or if she doesnt understand how google chrome tabs work 10/10 video