Seriously, What's WRONG With Humans? | Best HFY Stories

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In a distant galactic transit hub, weary travelers from various species swap tales of strange, often perplexing encounters. A rumor about the bewildering inhabitants of a backwater planet called Earth sparks particular interest. Humans, allegedly, are capable of extraordinary feats of bravery, resilience... and utter absurdity that defies all logic. The stories pique the curiosity of seasoned galactic explorers, leading to a hilarious and insightful expedition to document this peculiar species.
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✫ Welcome to Starbound Stories, the premier destination for sci-fi enthusiasts and admirers of human ingenuity. Our channel is dedicated to HFY (Humanity, F**k Yeah!) content, blending the awe of science fiction with the remarkable potential of humanity. Explore narratives where humans outwit aliens, triumph in interstellar wars, and showcase resilience in uncharted galaxies. Our collection includes space exploration epics, time travel escapades, and tales of advanced human-created AI, all celebrating human triumphs and innovations. Each story is a testament to human spirit and creativity, perfect for those seeking cosmic adventures where humans are the heroes. Join us to experience the exhilarating journey of humanity's indomitable spirit in the vast expanse of sci-fi fantasy. ✫
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[@allanfitz3535]

Dude, it's so refreshing listerning to a person who sounds like he loves what he's doing. Rather than some AI butchering, the story.

[@Mackmej]

Fr

[@TJCID22]

Yup

[@mountaintiger6945]

Not to mention English Pronunciation

[@joebananna-s7q]

AI butchering is preferable to someone that sounds like he's permanently constipated

[@michelelyons9410]

Recklessness or bravery? Both, of course.

[@a.j.nunnaurbiz6535]

"stubborn as a mule" "purred like a kitten" The human idioms in the mouths of aliens at the beginning were a bit jarring, but I still enjoyed the story very much! And kudos on keeping each alien's 'voice' distinct! We really are a confusing species, aren't we?

[@SeanRowland-o3t]

yeah our most advanced weapon can be considered a very complicated contraption to launch a rock, in this case uranium.

[@sevenseven7990]

Honstly caught me off guard, i half expected the other alien to ask what a mule was

[@bmac9936]

Humans are not contradictions. They are all encompassing!

[@greggwilliamson]

Well read. I've listened to a few of your posts now. You've earned a sub.

[@hawk7825]

Best of them all!

[@918guy]

​@@hawk7825 been agro squirrel , then net narrator for a while. nice to see a new channel for human read story time

[@hawk7825]

@@918guy INDEED!

[@SeanRowland-o3t]

damn you read being both present, past, and future tense.

[@BjornSeverinLarsen]

I just recently found these reddit HFY sci-fi stories. The AI narrators kinda annoyed me - so hearing a human narrating is awesome. Instant subscribe.

[@Joshua-fo9zw]

Been waiting for the funny voices. The early reads, while well done, had a professional lecture feel to them, This was Story time.

[@mountaintiger6945]

Humans: We dont plan, we improvise.

[@mr.robinson1982]

The worst that humans can be with the best we can be.

[@ArgonianSkaleel]

Q: "What survival advantage could there be in such behavior?" A: we very quickly find out about every way that can kill us, and what to do to survive it anyway

This reminds me of that scene in Enterprise where Sovak says vulcans are afraid of humans.

[@kyleeames8229]

It’s even more sketchy than the way We deorbit, enter and land (DEL) on Earth today, and that’s a remarkably low bar to clear.

[@mycroft16]

Man, humanity's own future anthropologist are going to fail to grasp our memes. They are so deeply contextual that even current humans don't get them all.

[@eongutierrez3886]

Human is really a complex being in it's own defenition.

[@DeathclawJedi]

Your Trak voice reminds me of Odo From DS9 if he had a head cold and talked like a pirate. In fact in my mind theater Trak looked like Odo with an eye patch.😆

[@1OldWriter]

Thank you for not using a computer voice. I get so frustrated when a computer screws up words that should have been easy for a human. I guess some people are so lazy they'd rather have a computer tell the story.

[@saparotrob7888]

What makes these stories so great is that amazing AI narrator! Granted there are fewer comical mispronunciations, but it's easier to tell which character is speaking.

[@StarboundHFY]

it’s a human narrator!

[@lincolnhodge2371]

I have no problems with this one , this was awesome 10/10 will watch again

[@nealthomson9505]

Thank you so so much for doing things in the propper way. Especially the different voices, you do it better than the original radio readers. Please know that you and your efforts are honestly appreciated as well as all your production work. You are a true artist, I hope that all your efforts are profitable enough for you to be able to make this your career and also that it's super successful. I wish I could help make this so because what you are doing is becoming unique with all the AI butchering applications floating around that just plop it out with errors that everyone just says "good enough" and to top it off its not just audio but it's also video art that AI is translating in a "good enough" way. . . . Sir. . . . . TGC Blessings in abundance:)

[@dallasbroders5609]

the cat in the back ground was screwing with me

[@Krane5328]

15:45 welcome to the internet have a look around

[@saunshilu]

i honestly would love a story about some alien on there version of the internet having a debate weather Florida and Australia is even a real place

[@jorymeyers4853]

Alien sounds like Eror

[@dianamcm11]

Why does he sound like the "old prospector"? Lol

[@LarsonPetty]

Or Barney Fife....

[@ashuras_asylum]

is this krix the same one from the jail break episode coz if so thats interesting haha

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

I bet they hit 4chan and ran away...

[@MythicalWaffles]

We got southern twang aliens 👽 🤠

[@hawk7825]

Sweet!

[@stevesteve8098]

Story time for the under fives......... Even professional Audio books , don't try to do the voices...

[@MrSheepytoo]

I've listened to many that do, done well it can enhance the listening experience, done badly. ...... It doesn't.

[@TrogansVods]

at select points near the end you can hear someone else talking

[@RedwoodTheElf]

Could you do "The All guardsman Party?" At least you're actually reading, not using TTS or an AI...

[@InvaderMedia420]

shoot as he misspoke, my comment was meant to say what is wrong with humans everything

[@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh]

Wait excuse, could I ask what does HFY mean?

[@sirbum1918]

Humanity, Fuck Yeah! It's a Reddit thing.

[@StarboundHFY]

HFY (Humanity F*ck Yeah!) is a storytelling style where humans kick butt and outsmart aliens or supernatural beings, showing off just how awesome we can be! :)

[@jc4821]

The literal meaning of HFY is Humanity, F*** Yeah!

[@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh]

@@StarboundHFY Oh really now good, but what are the letters mean though? H - F - Y

[@zhongli5689]

@@StarboundHFYthanks I also have bin trying to find out what it meant

[@InvaderMedia420]

what’s means simple answer everything

[@SandraNelson063]

As a Canadian, I heartily support pineapple on pizza.😊

[@DOZZER62]

😮

[@DOZZER62]

What planet are you from 😂

[@keithfaulkner6319]

No. Just no.

[@musicland.Ai24]

👌

[@carlosjosebarbaserrato3500]

Pineapple in Pizza is increible good.

[@poomafk2555]

True just don't do it to the one that don't like it.

[@keithfaulkner6319]

No. Just no.