Earth Breeds Predators, Not Prey | Best HFY Stories

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Starbound HFY

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@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073
@cinnamonsugarcourtney6073 4 ай бұрын
lol wait, was that a reference to the story where the couple planted peppers for a chili cook off?
@newdoomi
@newdoomi 4 ай бұрын
Timeline is beautifully made and crafted fr
@kajunkashawn4184
@kajunkashawn4184 4 ай бұрын
Yes...
@Marcus_Postma
@Marcus_Postma 4 ай бұрын
A lot of authors like to link their stories into the same universe.
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 4 ай бұрын
There were references to a few stories in this one.
@janrozema7650
@janrozema7650 4 ай бұрын
Oooooooor....... It is just really good AI 🫣
@brohansolo4122
@brohansolo4122 4 ай бұрын
I love how humans are notorious in this universe for kickin the shit out of aliens that hurt kids human or not. Super Based Human Energy 😎
@Scatty2010
@Scatty2010 4 ай бұрын
Off topic, I like that some of these channels show the actual narroator for a bit. I feel like its to prove that there's not AI covering the story, mispronouncing shit left and right. Always super happy to see a human face behind the mic.
@gusty7153
@gusty7153 4 ай бұрын
same
@judahsmyth5398
@judahsmyth5398 3 ай бұрын
same
@Middle_OfMay
@Middle_OfMay 3 ай бұрын
real
@TheNakedFishy
@TheNakedFishy 4 ай бұрын
I wish starbound would create a playlist of these stories that are connected to each other, so the larger story would be easier to follow
@catrianheir
@catrianheir 4 ай бұрын
Same. Literally just checked then came to the comments hoping some absolute Chad had put a list of them in here.
@A-stray42
@A-stray42 4 ай бұрын
I think Guardbro is writing a lot of this, and it appears that all the stories are related. Like a common cannon.
@intensehumanbox9662
@intensehumanbox9662 4 ай бұрын
This is a part 2 of the same story from a previous video that was actually the first appearance of the female narrator called "Alien Students Learn Why Earth is called a Deathworld"
@chaos_monster
@chaos_monster 4 ай бұрын
looking for more on this story line
@claudeyaz
@claudeyaz 2 ай бұрын
Would be nice if the different universes had different colored tabs on the thumbnail
@jakobofcincy
@jakobofcincy 2 ай бұрын
there is a joke that the only difference between a serial killer and a marine is that the marine can turn his psychopathy off while the serial killer can't.
@Yournamehere804
@Yournamehere804 4 ай бұрын
“As she rested her thiccc hips on the desk” Niiiice.
@ComsicCuratorGG
@ComsicCuratorGG 2 ай бұрын
NGL same 😂😂😂😂
@iDontKnowAnyCoolName
@iDontKnowAnyCoolName 15 күн бұрын
Same
@bluefalconssuck5881
@bluefalconssuck5881 3 ай бұрын
It's really simple.... We're soft, slow, and easy to kill when compared to Predators on our world and it pisses us off. So we find ways and means to overcome our vulnerabilities and use our anger to fuel them against anyone that looks at us with predatory intent.
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 3 ай бұрын
"Eat rock, stupid."
@KurNorock
@KurNorock 2 ай бұрын
That's not really accurate. Humans are among the largest animals on the planet. We can easily kill most animals with our bare hands. It is statistically a very small percentage of animals that can kill a human. Also, humans are "weak" and "slow" and "easy to kill" because we didn't need to be fast or strong or hard to kill. We have used our intelligence to make tools that did those things for us. For example, we didn't need to be fast because we made weapons that kill at a distance. And we were using those weapons since before we were human. Meaning our tools and weapons are as much a part of us as our hands and feet. We evolved to make and use tools. And besides all of that, humans are the absolute king of one physical aspect. We are better than all other animals at endurance running. We can run further and for longer than any other animal on earth. We evolved that ability so that we could chase other animals to the point of exhaustion. The prey animal would be so exhausted that it couldn't stand or fight back, then we would walk up to it and stab it. No matter how big and powerful, an exhausted animal is weaker than a non-exhausted human with a spear.
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 Ай бұрын
​@KurNorock even an exhausted human is capable of beating an exhausted animal. As we all well know humans have this odd ability to create, seemingly from nothing, a last burst of energy when needed, it's that adrenaline rush at the end to make sure it really is the end, and then we rest/collapse/pass out. Usually while laughing slightly psychotically. Lol. And correct. We never needed to evolve larger size, strength, speed because our branch off the common ancestor species was thinking through problems instead of hiding or brute forcing. This allowed us to not only find solutions to protect ourselves effectively from other predators, but also to hunt them safely and efficiently. This meant our population freed itself from the normal food chain balance and we could spread. Our efficiency also allowed us to use far less energy obtaining food and materials and in less time allowing us more time to devote to solving other basic and more advanced needs. Where most animals' lives revolve around obtain food, and rest from the hunt and nothing more, humans could hunt and provide easily so we developed defenses. Cities, walls, construction methods. Discovered more things we could use to solve problems, or improve solutions we already had. VERY early on we went beyond just being inventors of tools and became actual engineers, creating something to fix a problem, and then continuing to iterate upon it, making it better, easier, etc. Other animals make tools. Crows for instance. But only humans have had the freedom from basic needs taking all of our time to move beyond this. Our brains also evolved highly folded cerebral cortexes, allowing FAR more surface area to fit into our skull than other non folding species. We have so many neurons that body control needs are easily met allowing a significant amount free for deeper and higher level thoughts and development of skills. Further, most species see between 2 and 12% of their body metabolism going to support brain activity. In humans, 20% of O2 goes to the brain, and 25% of glucose. Our brains are running on nitrous by comparison, significantly more activity and processing happening. Amd despite every single advancement over thousands of years to maximize efficiency, with relatively minimal effort we can get ourselves back to our distance running ability. Our bodies are able to maintain and rebuild the required fitness levels individually without a need for evolutionary changes to be reversed. Yet, at least. And while many species on Earth are adaptable out of necessity, nothing comes close to our ability thanks to our inventiveness. We live in every single biome with relative ease, including space. Only one is still functionally impossible for us still... the deep ocean. And it's not that it's too hard, we just haven't figured out how to do it every single time, with minimal effort or risk. Again, yet. That's our other advantage... every ither wild animal uses essentially all their metabolism simply procuring the minimum nutrients and then sleeping. We have freed ourselves to such an extent that we have the time to set challenges for ourselves, outside of naturally forced ones. See that mountain? I'm going to stand on top? Why? Not for any biological need... but because it is there and I want to. That very unique drive is why we will conquer our oceans, and will conquer colonizing at least the worlds within our solar system.
@MrBarnettcm
@MrBarnettcm Ай бұрын
I like to watch anime, drink Moutain dew, and snack on chips. I’m not going to be mean to people okay?! So don’t ask me
@MrBarnettcm
@MrBarnettcm Ай бұрын
@@mycroft16you sound like you’ve never been in a fight in your life
@johnsanford3596
@johnsanford3596 4 ай бұрын
Well, humans DO have an abundance of combat sports, which serve as an outlet for our aggressive nature, imperfect an outlet as it is.
@TheRealAaronSmith
@TheRealAaronSmith 4 ай бұрын
It's funny to me to see us poised as such predators, even though I'm well aware of our predatory nature. Even our most basic kids' games like tag, hide and seek, better yet, "manhunt" are all extremely predatory games. It only gets more intense from there lol
@razgrizbird4562
@razgrizbird4562 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, and people somehow think that we, as a society, are going to put down all weapons and live peacefully. Won't happen. We are all pretty powerful, and we know it. Our response to an ultimatum is, "Oh yeah. Watch me."
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 Ай бұрын
​@@TheRealAaronSmithand it isn't even that kids observe this behavior and mimic it as the story suggests. It occurs naturally. Give two kids who have never observed such behavior in any context two sticks and they will, in some way, make use of them as weapons in a mock fight along some set of rules they will create ad hoc. It seems hard coded into our DNA to teach ourselves this skill. Some evolutionary memory hanging around in our genome from long ago maybe? And it almost always involves, without any prompting even, the rules of good sportsmanship, being a good winner or looser. Accepting the outcome of the game as a challenge to better your skill and try again. Nearly every single game we play as kids, or that kids invent entirely in the moment, are based around some aspect of hunting/combat. Some are chase, some are stealth (bith sound amd visual), some are based around honing specific senses (Marco polo), direct combat, tactics or strategy, teamwork, formations, precision muscle control, overcoming fear, mastering emotions, raw strength or speed. Literally all of the things we do for "fun" center in some way around these skill sets. As so many stories mention, we have 10 to 18 year old kids who are masters of games that require galaxy level logistics skills while simultaneously managing equally sized economies and military engagements. By the time your average human reaches adulthood we are already extremely capable predators, amd each of us has the ability to lead effectively at need. Its why military training is so extreme for humans. We start at an already high skill level innately. It's why, especially the US military, trains each soldier to think independently within the chain of command. Make suggestions, or in the absence of direct orders in an evolving situation they are trained and able to be the leader in place and time, making the calls and plans to achieve the overall goal by means to fit the new situation. That unit level autonomy and ability to adapt means that every single smallest size unit functions independently of the whole but withing the parameters of the whole. So each and every single person, unit, company, whatever, is going to be adapting in real time to use the best and most efficient strategy to win. That's hard to beat. Its not one plan that all follow. Its a thousand plans all being executed simultaneously to achieve one end goal by parts. And it evolves organically and improvised unpredictably. This is the trait that in these stories gives humans the edge over basically any other. Adaptable, autonomous individual control, drive to overcome (VASTLY increased through military brotherhood), and extreme training on top of innate genetic coding for combat skills. By the time most of us are 18 to 21 we could pick up a sniper riffle and know that we need to adjust for round drop and wind. It will obviously take us a bunch of rounds to sort out real vs game, and adapt to physical handling, but mist of us will absolutely get it, and pretty quickly as well. The realities of a planet populated by so many predators, so many dangerous insects, plants, etc... wildly variable climate, weather, dangerous natural events... it has forced us to put our brains to use and develop extremely good survival skills from a very young age. We are taught as kids to get up and shake it off when we fall. To push through pain, or use it to fuel pushing harder. To work now and grieve later.
@TheRealAaronSmith
@TheRealAaronSmith Ай бұрын
@@mycroft16 all very true. A few things to add. Give a human any object, they can establish its quality and potential as a weapon. Smaller things are likely to be turned into projectiles, larger ones as melee weapons. Even our toddlers have a decent amount of accuracy with thrown objects, akin to, or better than our closest relatives. We also have a solid knack for foresight/prediction of outcomes, so we can plan in advance for things going wrong and contrary to any original plan before there's any sign of anything going wrong. To my knowledge, no other animal on the planet has this ability. Things go wrong, and they deal with that situation moving forwards. Humans will have a plan A, plan B, maybe more than that, and can adapt each plan, as you mention, on the fly as necessary. We have also evolved to the point that very few creatures are capable of hunting us. Not much, if anything, can match the potential endurance of a human. We can travel for days on end of motivated sufficiently, even at a run for much of that time. We understand threats for what they are, and are capable of killing practically anything on our planet, if not with fear or brute force alone, with the compliment of our ability to create weapons and/or defences, and to gang up. There's only a few animals known to still actively hunt humans, and even those are rarely successful, and we can easily hunt them as well. Our greatest predators for centuries have been ourselves, and illnesses. We also tend to not give up, regardless of how poor our odds of success are. Sometimes knowing failure is inevitable, or effectively so. For instance in a shark attack. Humans have no business winning a fight against a shark, and yet, we can. Even some of the most timid humans will fight back against any threat when pushed far enough. Then there's our pride. We don't want to give up. We are often ashamed if we do, and so we typically don't. Our self of righteous sacrifice, as well. Many of us will happily die to give others a better chance. Not to mention our drives for revenge. A wolf kills a human child, and we will burn an entire forest down to push away or kill said wolves. And on top of that all, we can survive injuries that would kill many creatures from the initial shock itself, and sometimes without proper, or any, medical treatment.
@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so
@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so 4 ай бұрын
"Don't touch the boats."
@kennethflegel5736
@kennethflegel5736 2 ай бұрын
😂😂 FAFO
@Shiftinggers
@Shiftinggers 28 күн бұрын
"We dropped two suns upon the motherfuckers that touched our boats the last time and they were Human, guess what we're going to do to y'all xeno-boy?"
@MarcSamuels562
@MarcSamuels562 25 күн бұрын
Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣
@lacucaracha111111
@lacucaracha111111 20 күн бұрын
It wont touch the boats, or else it gets the sun again!
@Rose_Butterfly98
@Rose_Butterfly98 4 ай бұрын
Not just the male children, females do it too. One of my friends likes hammers, she has a toy warhammer, looks like a real one, just made of plastic. We had a dispute with another group of children one time, she filled the head with water and knocked someone out in the fight. Not to mention all the lightsaber battles and nerf wars we had as kids, all the girls joined as well. Well, all of them that came outside to play all the time at least.
@ronniebentley5847
@ronniebentley5847 2 ай бұрын
We had bb gun wars.
@Rose_Butterfly98
@Rose_Butterfly98 2 ай бұрын
@@ronniebentley5847 those are illegal here so we were limited to wacking each other with sticks
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 Ай бұрын
​@@Rose_Butterfly98we used to have lawn darts and you'd better believe we aimed to have it fall as close as we could to siblings. A weighted sharp metal dart you throw into the air to land in a target ring by embedding its tip into the dirt 8 inches. Lol. Great toy. Got banned too after deaths. Even a simple snowball fight is literally projectile training accuracy, reload times, evasive ability. Nearly everything we do comes down to some aspect of combat tactics.
@strangelyjamesly4078
@strangelyjamesly4078 3 ай бұрын
A man without war is a man without peace.
@joshuabrown2543
@joshuabrown2543 3 ай бұрын
True
@sbevil_kinevil2898
@sbevil_kinevil2898 2 ай бұрын
War us ingrained in mankind's DNA. However, peace is what all true warriors strive for
@conqueeftador3603
@conqueeftador3603 Ай бұрын
@@sbevil_kinevil2898ironic that it’s pretty much unobtainable
@IamGrief887
@IamGrief887 3 ай бұрын
So… who wants to tell the aliens that there's no such thing as a fake weapon?
@campandcook3118
@campandcook3118 3 ай бұрын
"Anything can be a weapon, everything is a target" Sam Vimes
@MonumentToSin
@MonumentToSin Ай бұрын
"Anything can be a weapon with enough velocity"
@IamGrief887
@IamGrief887 Ай бұрын
@MonumentToSin or enough imagination.
@RobZombii
@RobZombii Ай бұрын
It all started with the trusty stick.
@MrBarnettcm
@MrBarnettcm Ай бұрын
I’ll put these fat chimichangas on yah and tell you about fake weapons called these hands
@thesaltyspacecowboy8531
@thesaltyspacecowboy8531 4 ай бұрын
"In answer to your question, Zronklks, No the Humans do not eat Trees, though they may eat the Young, they call that "Fruit", the class gasps and shudders, EVERYONE MOVES AWAY FROM POOR SPACE COWBOY, ALONE IN A LAND OF SENTIENT PLANTS AND INSECTS...
@sunshinecarnivores1919
@sunshinecarnivores1919 4 ай бұрын
Gotta loves this dragon lady! How about she covers human pets in another lesson?
@radudumitru3306
@radudumitru3306 4 ай бұрын
why is no one talking about the pray, because they're more dangerous than the predators. I once heard this " predators fight to eat, prey fight to survive" , and one of them is a FULL time job, while thee other is a 2 hour job at most.
@chrissouthgate4554
@chrissouthgate4554 4 ай бұрын
& not all herbivores are prey. Cape Buffalo used to have the reputation of hunting you back. Then there are charging Elephants. Hippopotami are also said to be dangerous.
@AwoudeX
@AwoudeX 4 ай бұрын
@@chrissouthgate4554 Hippo's are out there with the sharks and worse when it comes to taking on humans...
@helljumper2565
@helljumper2565 4 ай бұрын
@@AwoudeXHippos are way worse than sharks, sharks usually attack because they mistake you for prey, hippos attack because you are breathing in their area
@jasonirwin4631
@jasonirwin4631 3 ай бұрын
In reality, we evolved as both. Early humans went hunting and were hunted.
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 Ай бұрын
​@@chrissouthgate4554hippos kill between 500 and a couple thousand people every year. Lions kill 22. Hippos are among the top deadly animals on the planet. Extremely aggressive and heavy, amd shockingly fast, especially in water.
@diegowolfe2744
@diegowolfe2744 3 ай бұрын
I am so proud of Frairen for getting promoted!!!
@baldwin7194
@baldwin7194 2 ай бұрын
I had to think at the Battlefield Saga's.... "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!PROMOTEEED!!!!" when Noob was shouting it XD
@arstozka69
@arstozka69 3 ай бұрын
"its not a warcrime if you do it for the heheheha" - Dr. Livesey
@cassias456
@cassias456 2 ай бұрын
Ey its called human rights for a reason.
@arstozka69
@arstozka69 2 ай бұрын
@@cassias456 heheheha
@keithlukens4400
@keithlukens4400 4 ай бұрын
Yooooooo! We get a sequel to the death world story with the dragon women! Awesome!
@comfort-dose4547
@comfort-dose4547 4 ай бұрын
Woooooo
@nonnativenarnian
@nonnativenarnian 4 ай бұрын
link to it?
@alejotassile6441
@alejotassile6441 4 ай бұрын
Draconian ladies ❤
@HrLBolle
@HrLBolle 4 ай бұрын
and it is also is connected to the ones with the extra terrestrials training alongside our armed forces
@Azrael178
@Azrael178 3 ай бұрын
What story was it
@crulius.pontanian
@crulius.pontanian 4 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for any psychic that is able to peer into the mind of a human.
@alexandrabadoiu4986
@alexandrabadoiu4986 4 ай бұрын
I couldn't have said it better 😊
@yeenbaby2891
@yeenbaby2891 4 ай бұрын
Lets hope they didnt see a degenerate's mind, oh i cannot fathom what mental trauma they would witness if they see memories of gooning into a jar like yikes☠️
@Chrisspru
@Chrisspru 4 ай бұрын
i think the hybrid category "reluctant- judical" was missed: would rather not, and try to deescalate, but have a point where they would start to feel no remorse due to doing whats necessary, but lamenting it became so. that is a bigger group than the full apathetic judicals.
@nf4347
@nf4347 4 ай бұрын
I agree.
@nonnativenarnian
@nonnativenarnian 4 ай бұрын
yep. Agreed. I feel that is where the true majority of humans lie.
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 4 ай бұрын
I think the point was more that other races don't have it at all. You may also be putting too many of the third category into the judicial category. The judicial category IS talking about the people who try to talk down a situation, like the anecdote about the market: it only escalated to violence when the bullies doubled down after the human told them to stop. It's not apathetic, it's the guy who saves a girl and doesn't really care that her attacker hit his head. It's the dad who kicks a dog that tries to get his kids. It's defensive.
@TheGhostGuitars
@TheGhostGuitars 4 ай бұрын
Well, the problem is that one cannot buttonhole all of humanity into neat little categorical boxes. There's many shades of gray between pure white and pure black. The vast majority falls in one of the many gray boxes.
@ErisApplebottom
@ErisApplebottom 3 ай бұрын
​@@TheGhostGuitars and sometimes it just depends on the day.
@XxJay71xX
@XxJay71xX 3 ай бұрын
I think that would be so funny that, after telling them all these horror stories, she made her human boyfriend come to one of her class to answer questions lol
@Zasek2112
@Zasek2112 3 ай бұрын
I missed about 5 minutes after "thick hip", day dreaming about my Design/Tech teacher when I was about 14... Thank you for that. 😊
@johngavin3180
@johngavin3180 4 ай бұрын
A wise man once said "The grasshopper fears the chicken, but the chicken fears the coyote."
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 Ай бұрын
There's always a bigger fish.
@fairveiga1440
@fairveiga1440 4 ай бұрын
O just love when these sci-fi storyes paint humans like sayans
@nathanbrown8196
@nathanbrown8196 4 ай бұрын
More like they paint humans as their extremes.
@dennismokry258
@dennismokry258 4 ай бұрын
It’s both! Perhaps we will get a relatively large shared universe, that would be fun.
@lacucaracha111111
@lacucaracha111111 20 күн бұрын
Company 13s motto : cant spell slaughter without laughter
@apoc326
@apoc326 4 ай бұрын
Need more of Miss Rimiki
@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09
@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09 3 ай бұрын
Facts
@fanOmry
@fanOmry 3 ай бұрын
11:50 False: It take very modern training for Human Soldiers to actually be able to consistently kill. And it causes a traumatic response that can fuck them up for life.
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 3 ай бұрын
As a prior soldier, you are wrong. Stay in your lane.
@fanOmry
@fanOmry 3 ай бұрын
@@guardbrosfielddesk Historical fact don't agree. It took untill the 1960s untill the Modern Armies managed to crack the sort of training that had soldiers killing the other guy consistently. and most cases of PTSD are about the action the soldier took, not so much was done to them, or they witnessed. though yeah, those too. As late as WW2, *Too many* soldiers had frustrated the seniors officers by shooting over the heads of their opponents. exceptions, beyond psychopaths of course, were those were *encouraged* by the enemy by those enemies killing a consistent numbers of their fellow soldiers. It helped if you managed to dehumanise the enemy, necessary even.
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 3 ай бұрын
@@fanOmry Yeah, no.
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 3 ай бұрын
@@fanOmry You're mixing in college students and dregs pulled into the military via draft. Soldiers, actual soldiers, people who want to be a soldier, do not have trouble killing.
@fanOmry
@fanOmry 3 ай бұрын
@@guardbrosfielddesk Yeah, *Yeah.*
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 4 ай бұрын
Always fun writing this timeline.
@inkman4703
@inkman4703 4 ай бұрын
Good ol' Pandora's Box
@JackAmberson
@JackAmberson 4 ай бұрын
Do not anger humans if you do there's only one thing you should do RUN!!!!!!!
@anderewisp1
@anderewisp1 3 ай бұрын
Thats our speciality. Long distance running winners Earth ongoung Gold medalist race.
@MidnightSmoke
@MidnightSmoke 4 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve
@StarboundHFY
@StarboundHFY 4 ай бұрын
thank you!
@WhoThoughtThisWasGood
@WhoThoughtThisWasGood Ай бұрын
When i was in first grade, a friend and i went out to a park after school. We just started beat the shit outta eachother cause we were bored until we both got tired and then went back to running around the sand pit.
@elaniarkady7351
@elaniarkady7351 4 ай бұрын
I love your narration! Very smooth sounding! For the algorithm 😂
@StarboundHFY
@StarboundHFY 4 ай бұрын
Thanks 😅
@charlesrockafellor4200
@charlesrockafellor4200 3 ай бұрын
25:11 "...stagging backwards...", 25:26 "...with warbling vision.", 25:55 "...wavering on her knees..."? 28:07 should be "mettle", rather than "metal", and there were a few other oddities, but no big: way cool story nonetheless. Also: LOVED the hazing ritual, pinning her new rank - that brings back some fond memories! ❤ Total thumbs-up "Like". 🙂
@GrigoriZhukov
@GrigoriZhukov 4 ай бұрын
Ah yes good "Blood Rank" defiately an american thing.
@eblkii6314
@eblkii6314 4 ай бұрын
Seems so. Other Militaries have their traditions, we have ours.
@rvndmnmt1
@rvndmnmt1 4 ай бұрын
Was on subs, we called it pinning. Highly frowned upon in my day. Can't imagine they are doing it anymore as it was officially held as hazing.
@GrigoriZhukov
@GrigoriZhukov 4 ай бұрын
@rvndmnmt1 yup, I may have at the tail end of it happening without consent. (Late 80's early 90s) Sometimes units would us near to check clean and say stop . Usually, it was strictly Chain of Command for said Cooper or officer. It is long ago I am laid up in hospital.
@rvndmnmt1
@rvndmnmt1 4 ай бұрын
@@GrigoriZhukov I was in the late stage of consent. Still hurt like hell to have my fish pinned to my chest. The idea was to drive the pins through the frogs. Was a rite of passage and one that was taken away with mixed feelings. Some people got seriously hurt. Most just picked themselves up and carried on. I don't know how to feel about it in the end but we lost something when it dissapeared. Edit: Might as well add this. Bluenosed and shell backed before 2000 as well.
@gabrielmora5092
@gabrielmora5092 4 ай бұрын
Is this the dragon lady teacher with a human partner?
@pendekarmando1096
@pendekarmando1096 4 ай бұрын
Yeah the teacher has the same name + the human sweater
@gabrielmora5092
@gabrielmora5092 4 ай бұрын
@@pendekarmando1096 how many videos she show up?
@pendekarmando1096
@pendekarmando1096 4 ай бұрын
@@gabrielmora5092 I haven't watched all of their videos but I think just this one and the one you mentioned
@taylorcroswell7297
@taylorcroswell7297 3 ай бұрын
Yes it is
@nirfz
@nirfz 4 ай бұрын
Nice story, but what stands out the most to me is that i like the sound of this ladies voice(s).
@AvenValkyr
@AvenValkyr 3 ай бұрын
Holy shit. You actually... It's.... Your voice is.... Subscribed
@AvenValkyr
@AvenValkyr 3 ай бұрын
GOD YOUR VOICE ❤️❤️❤️
@AvenValkyr
@AvenValkyr 3 ай бұрын
Who is the incredible vixen reading thos story?? There's no shoutout, link to her channel etc
@markrose8440
@markrose8440 4 ай бұрын
i love these ones the most, aliens learning about humans and glazing us while they at it.
@JMM33RanMA
@JMM33RanMA 2 ай бұрын
Another worthy addition to the Star Trek cannon of showing up human strengths and weaknesses with the intent to promote the strength derived from knowing one's weaknesses. 🖖🖖👍 Keep calm and carry on carrying on!
@DanielGutierrez-jr5vg
@DanielGutierrez-jr5vg Ай бұрын
This narrator is goated she got that „we’ve been meaning to reach you about your car’s extended warranty“ ass voice.
@sparkeyjames
@sparkeyjames 3 ай бұрын
Oh earth breeds plenty of prey. It's just there to improve the evolution of the predators. The ones to develop tool use and tactics to enhance their predation will always come out on top.
@Shadowkey392
@Shadowkey392 Ай бұрын
Fun fact: while punching rank pins into flesh is done, it’s actually illegal in the military.
@MonumentToSin
@MonumentToSin Ай бұрын
I love this recent trend of humans bring "space-orcs" within the scifi community
@andidimarco3820
@andidimarco3820 Ай бұрын
Couldnt help but smile when the new rank was pinned, kniwing what was coming next😌☕
@justjones5430
@justjones5430 3 ай бұрын
These guys have clearly never heard of 'Vogons'. 😮 🤣🤣🤣
@giljensen1132
@giljensen1132 2 ай бұрын
Love the detail of the blood rank
@tacticalspook2557
@tacticalspook2557 4 ай бұрын
Guardbro has done it again, good stuff
@richardbale3278
@richardbale3278 4 ай бұрын
An Army tradition known as blood stripes. Usually not for Specialists.
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 4 ай бұрын
We knew it was "Blood Pinning"
@richardbale3278
@richardbale3278 Ай бұрын
@@guardbrosfielddesk The same here. Pinning was the act itself. Stripes were the result.
@Seleramis
@Seleramis 4 ай бұрын
Hmmm...Himmil and Frairen? Sounds kinda familiar...🤔
@CaspertheSarcasticGhost
@CaspertheSarcasticGhost 3 ай бұрын
caught that too
@joehohmann6015
@joehohmann6015 2 ай бұрын
That's why we will always be respected and feared in the universe..."Semper Fi" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lacucaracha111111
@lacucaracha111111 20 күн бұрын
I have..... ACCUIRED STICK!
@patriciaober5937
@patriciaober5937 4 ай бұрын
Very cool beginning of your video!
@krisandersen8695
@krisandersen8695 3 ай бұрын
This title is good advice for every living creature in existence. Especially for Humans.
@pierrebinette846
@pierrebinette846 4 ай бұрын
Well done, beautiful graphics.
@SakarianOutcast
@SakarianOutcast 8 күн бұрын
Dexter: "It's over. They know."
@SilverAranda
@SilverAranda 3 ай бұрын
wait, Miss Rimiki, the one married to a "deadly" human? :D
@damonf6564
@damonf6564 2 ай бұрын
Hope they come out with another set in this universe. The past week or so has been other stuff. Though all is good, these are a lot more fun to listen to.
@lacucaracha111111
@lacucaracha111111 20 күн бұрын
Is it for the planet , or what lives on it ? Both?, both?, both , both... Both is good.
@olebloom1641
@olebloom1641 2 ай бұрын
Glad to see blood ranks mentioned. Good memories.
@AdmiralStoicRum
@AdmiralStoicRum 2 ай бұрын
So what I like about this is there's a way of doing the talking head which is Miss Rimiki But she's teaching class so she is essentially a talking head character that is a role that is a talking Head. So it's really neat that you're able to do this narrative style. The author has poked me on a comment I made on another reading of their story that was this particular setting with characters. So I hope they see this and yeah
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 2 ай бұрын
Seen
@AdmiralStoicRum
@AdmiralStoicRum 2 ай бұрын
@@guardbrosfielddesk *insert fury road reference here*
@robsealsey5052
@robsealsey5052 2 ай бұрын
Wait until they figure out that in every timeline we make something like space marines.
@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09
@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09 3 ай бұрын
Miss Rimiki is my favorite character in these stories and this is only the second time I’ve heard her name! ☺️
@robertescalante1154
@robertescalante1154 4 ай бұрын
Sweeet! A bonus story. Thanks! ^_^
@Huck49
@Huck49 3 ай бұрын
It's as enjoyable watching the narrator is it is listening to her voice
@austinellis2358
@austinellis2358 4 ай бұрын
Nice story, who wrote it?
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 4 ай бұрын
I did.
@austinellis2358
@austinellis2358 4 ай бұрын
@@guardbrosfielddesk Oh nice, it was a great story dude(edit) Holy shit you're the dude that wrote Veil Riders
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 4 ай бұрын
@@austinellis2358 Still am, lol. The first book got re-written and is being re-narrated
@alejotassile6441
@alejotassile6441 4 ай бұрын
​@@guardbrosfielddeskare you planning on making a series? Like a shared universe, rickwwrites style
@lukkaredwolf3534
@lukkaredwolf3534 2 ай бұрын
Yep. Got to make sure that new rank sticks.
@reverendnorse
@reverendnorse Ай бұрын
Peace is a Lie, there is only Passion! 🙏
@drive2160
@drive2160 3 ай бұрын
aww, i remember the promotion as they slammed the pins in, lol, hurt but man was it fun
@pauljs75
@pauljs75 4 ай бұрын
I kind of had a chuckle at the character name borrowing in the second half. But the story is still fun in itself.
@MrJingui
@MrJingui 3 ай бұрын
Hope there is more stories in this particular universe.
@TheCrimsonOne508
@TheCrimsonOne508 25 күн бұрын
“Aliens learn about stranger danger”
@louissablon4849
@louissablon4849 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for the great narration and interesting stories pretty lady!
@robertescalante1154
@robertescalante1154 4 ай бұрын
Eeee! Now I'll have nightmares about those nasty humanses, precious.
@tamop
@tamop 3 ай бұрын
Okay, Frieren the Slayer, Himmel the Hero, and Noob "Promoted!" from Battlefield Friends.
@Bofore13
@Bofore13 7 күн бұрын
Nine episodes remain... until Night Reign.
@ryujinkidd
@ryujinkidd 12 күн бұрын
wait until they hear about intrusive thoughts
@StrelitziaLiveries
@StrelitziaLiveries 4 ай бұрын
its a bit of a shock to hear the names "Frieren" and "Himmel" here of all places lol
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 4 ай бұрын
Written fresh by yours truly.
@StrelitziaLiveries
@StrelitziaLiveries 4 ай бұрын
@@guardbrosfielddesk you are so based
@cobaltblue1975
@cobaltblue1975 4 ай бұрын
"They liked it...."
@illidanST7F
@illidanST7F 2 ай бұрын
im laughing so hard coz at multiple times during the video i kept going: ''lets fucking goooooo'' like when the humans defended the kid of another race and then went apeshit im here like fuck yeah! humanity! EDIT oh fuck, i again went ''lets fucking goooooo'' when presented with the ida of ''Company 13'' shit goes hard edit 2: fuck yeah ''built different'' on the fight club
@MelodieRose727
@MelodieRose727 4 ай бұрын
Love this! ❤
@Terran.Marine.2
@Terran.Marine.2 4 ай бұрын
What about other earth predators? Wolves, Bears, Lions, Tigers, Hyenas, Wolverines/Honey Badgers, Sharks, Orcas, Alligators, Crocodiles. Not an exhaustive list!
@yeenbaby2891
@yeenbaby2891 4 ай бұрын
Let em cook some bit, let em just not think of the fauna yet
@sengir7582
@sengir7582 3 ай бұрын
I think those were covered in an earlier video/story. Something like "Students learn why Earth is considered a death world". I think the teacher character is the same in both, and the same narrator
@tc-tm1my
@tc-tm1my 2 ай бұрын
Can you link the story?
@V_Xsinx_D_V_Noir
@V_Xsinx_D_V_Noir 3 ай бұрын
"Judicial Human predators" kind of makes think about that, thin blue line and the systems backing them up.......
@inyu00
@inyu00 3 ай бұрын
we separate you from humans to hate humans is what the alien should've said. that is more what their action and words say.
@a-blivvy-yus
@a-blivvy-yus 4 ай бұрын
Great video, your stories continue to be great. That said, you're still in need of an editor. Here's a few examples of typos in the text: -"vaneer" should be "veneer" -"galvinizing" should be "galvanizing" -alternating between "Poit" and "Piot" in a few places. This isn't a complete list, just a few examples to show why having someone go over the text would be a sensible idea before putting it into your videos.
@michaelwestmoreland2530
@michaelwestmoreland2530 2 ай бұрын
Is there a chronological list for these somewhere? I only just discovered this is an actual series. Also, WAIT WAIT WAIT. WE'RE telepathically IMMUNE?!
@daveseidl6278
@daveseidl6278 3 ай бұрын
when you get blood rank ...always make sure you pull the uniform down....otherwise the shit goes into the collar bones...and that stings a bit....
@AgeOldCure
@AgeOldCure 3 ай бұрын
What is this specific story called? I am seeing multiple in the same story thread but dont know how to find it online.
@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09
@RaNdOm_HoMaN4-Lemonbunny09 3 ай бұрын
That sweater is def from her human hubby ☺️
@stormrider7739
@stormrider7739 3 ай бұрын
Promotion! STEEL AND IRON!
@Celeste__ch.
@Celeste__ch. 3 ай бұрын
PART 3, PART 3, PART 3
@windwulfboi
@windwulfboi 4 ай бұрын
Hahahahahaha, they bled her into her rank, nice!
@mycroft16
@mycroft16 Ай бұрын
It is nice that humans embrace others easily, amd don't isolate them from our customs and traditions. Including the good natured ribbing and nicknames, hazing etc. We give it and take it with each other, and bond via it. I love that they don't spare the aliens, but bring them fully in, no outsiders, just brothers from another mother.
@sikz26300
@sikz26300 Ай бұрын
The only disconnect i have with this authors stories is that in the first one I heard remira had black fur and now in 2-3 other stories she's had yellow fur.
@GuardbrosFieldRadio
@GuardbrosFieldRadio Ай бұрын
I went back and checked my script her appearance mentions yellow fur.
@jensjensen2152
@jensjensen2152 12 күн бұрын
Great realm👍👍
@tyrannosuperior5248
@tyrannosuperior5248 Ай бұрын
I'd love to hear a story about company 13
@reesescup69
@reesescup69 3 ай бұрын
So the story was significantly better because it was done not by one of the AI voices. You did awesome, do you narrate professionally or have sci Fi recommendations (needing something besides fantasy for a minute)
@AGOTHICWAR
@AGOTHICWAR 4 ай бұрын
the art needs alot of work. it just does not do the story justice
@guardbrosfielddesk
@guardbrosfielddesk 4 ай бұрын
If he was to get actual art the videos would take weeks to produce.
@AGOTHICWAR
@AGOTHICWAR 4 ай бұрын
@@guardbrosfielddesk true
@todvanced7842
@todvanced7842 3 ай бұрын
I am SOOOO HAPPY to have the privilege of listening to a real person. I love the stories but so many are done with AI and I cant stand it. New aub and very happy to be here!
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