StarCraft 2: FLORENCIO'S DISGUSTING TERRAN PLAYS!

[@winterlast6451]

Imagine someone who never played the game sees this and thinks it's the standard

[@austinwithaG]

WAIT it's not?

[@jurajhabek2782]

@@austinwithaG I am a new player and i have been losing to this tactic 3 games in a row so it's a new meta

[@jkobain]

Imagine AlphaStar learning… wait, forget it.

[@overweightactor]

Heh... Yeah... Imagine... I actually have never played sc2, but have enjoyed watching lowko and winter for over a month now since they showed up in my yt recommendations. And I've only ever played brood war once. I stopped because it was fucking ugly.

[@awesomebeast7509]

What type of processor do I need in order to run SC2?

[@BartixShieldsmen]

What I love about florencio is while he does crazy strategies, he spends a lot of time refining them and always has a follow up to the first cheese and then a follow up to the follow up cheese. He's a man with a plan

[@Fyrebrand18]

Bartix Madness and Genius is separated by a fine line. Florencio uses that line as a jump rope.

[@corkbowltorture317]

@@Fyrebrand18 I do like that line. Imma steal it

[@LeviathanStormPrince]

@@Fyrebrand18 I disagree. Florencio games seem to basically consist of him styling on people less skilled than him. Compare this to say, White-Ra, who does Florencio style tactics at the pro level and historically had significant success doing so (back in the Brood War and Wings of Liberty days).

[@ntm4]

@@LeviathanStormPrince And I disagree with you. While Florencio does play against diamond and even platinum players with his off-races, he routinely goes up against high-masters and even GM players with Protoss using similarly unique strategies.

[@REgamesplayer]

@@LeviathanStormPrince Ranked games are often like this. Third of them against very tough opponents who are favored to win. Another third against opponents who would win if you make a mistake and another third is against people you are favored and quite often wonder what they are even doing at this rank with that level of skill.

[@ramonaramy1039]

Lowko: goes to a restaurant Waiter: what would you want? Lowko: may I have an ORBITAL COMMAND

[@cozmorules6983]

lmao, made my day :)

[@loviix08]

And two armory upgrades please

[@davidgoku1501]

Lol

[@overweightactor]

Waiter: Planetary Fortress okay?

[@Skorpion1991]

-nope, we are serving only planetary fortress today

[@tacticaldroidtx22]

Unironically, dark templar would have been unstoppable in this match.

[@BaufenBeast]

He had missile turrets next to every planetary, so he'd need more than a few and he'd have to control them.

[@ezebg666]

@@BaufenBeast with blink, a few dark templars one shot the turrets.

[@uskilla489]

ravens bro

[@BaufenBeast]

@@ezebg666 That's a level of planning I don't really expect out of this guy.

[@mr_doomer3074]

Or void rays

[@saxamophone76]

Bart- *attacks for the first time in the game* *gets wiped* “Never again”

[@JokeofAllButts]

That one observer has witnessed SO much death.

[@dicksonZero]

it is called an observer for a reason

[@CS-ui4qj]

carbot needs to add that to the list. hahahaha!

[@pauloazuela8488]

@@CS-ui4qj Yeah

[@GamingSpoiler]

I think the game ended and it was still alive right? so not only has it seen so much death it will also retire right after this battle.

[@onichan6897]

Spectator

[@SomeGuy-ty7kr]

I feel like florencio's goal here was to use literally every terran unit at some point

[@Thougar]

I think he missed Marauder, Viking, Raven and Banchee.

[@mendiweng9012]

and medivac

[@mendiweng9012]

but the point is most of these are not very good against mass stalkers(except maybe marauder)

[@nekiritan6779]

@@Thougar Most importantly, he missed Mules!

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

They were tower defense creep waves obviously. The Protoss was playing a campaign mission.

[@lacryman5541]

The Protoss aims at a cultural victory, thats all!

[@CrazyCrayfish]

With all those upgrades? Nah, that’s a science victory

[@alvarobarquin1201]

i love how florencio games arent "who wins", they are more of "how does florencio win this time"

[@seppo8383]

he have posted few games where he loses in his channel

[@fishlobs]

in flo file he loses some

[@jamoecw]

he isn't high enough on the ladder to win more than half his games (it matches you with opponents to get a 50-50 mix of wins versus losses until you are so good their aren't the players to do that).

[@skewCZ]

If you want some Florencio losing, look up BeastyQT vs. Florencio (I think it was called Best of 69 because it was like 36 games or something... though the video only contains a few)

[@seppo8383]

@@skewCZ Yeah. I think I saw all of those games and flo lost all of them.

[@spicytunah8043]

Silly Lowko forgetting that Florencio is the headmaster at the Florencio’s School For Kids Who Can’t Macro Good And Don’t Want To Do Other Things In StarCraft 2 Good Too.

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

Winter: "The metal leagues are all the same, by which I mean they're Crap, and Diamond is just advanced metal leagues by which i mean slightly better crap, but, but, slightly better crap IS still crap" I think my Winter impression is pretty on point.

[@rgndsnali]

terrans strategy here was "we go full michael bay movie"

[@thiagooshiro4857]

Everytime I see Lowko casting a Florencio's game i've got the impression of Florencio like this cheesy villain of the movies from the 90's, with plans to conquer/destroy/etc the world.

[@tigermk3554]

27:15 Let's call that a Florencio line :v

[@Jefafa824]

Flo-line

[@ninosegers]

more like a widow line

[@cooperleher10]

I really enjoy your videos of non-top-tier play. I learn a ton, it's comforting to see people do the same clumsy fails that I do, and I love the humor.

[@acash93]

He used the name macroking as a decoy

[@jannis3600]

Watched Florencios Twitch stream the other day, where he was playing around with a proxy nuke strategy.. probably some of the weirdest, dirtiest and funniest sc2 games i've ever seen!

[@plaguemint4377]

This is real fun and relaxing. Feel like Flo was just enjoying the fight with Bart and gave him many chances to reproduce and fought back. If Flo used Sewage Mermaid mode in this match, the guy would just burned his PC and lost faith in humanity.

[@alexs5814]

which game do i search for that shows "Sewage Mermaid" mode??? i need this in my life!!!

[@Zulu4impi]

After these many years I'm convinced Florencio's opponents upon playing the DeadPool of Star Craft, all suffer sever turrets syndrome followed shortly by catatonia. For us viewers it is fantasticly entertaining and absolutely horrifying. Bravissimo Lowko.

[@SeriousApache]

"Can I see Orbital Command?" Do you even know who is that man? You'll never see Orbital.

[@eeeee7934]

Dammit command

[@TempRawr]

hah ECONOMY, this is the sewer mermaid we're talking about here

[@lightdx7008]

Upgrades are very rare, but orbitals are unknow for Florencio.

[@ss5gogetunks]

He must be doing that specifically to trigger all the people casting his games :p

[@traiantrante4211]

I actually enjoyed this much more than watching Serral mopping the floor with everyone else !

[@MikeGuarino69]

"wasnt that age of empires, where you start off at like yknow the age with farmers and then eventually go all the way up to like yknow castles and stuff" yes, the two best known stages of human technological evolution: the very beginning, the age of farmers, and the very end, the age of castles

[@franciasii2435]

Dont forget space age! We all know nothing happened in between those two ages anyway.

[@DJNicShogun]

@@franciasii2435 Play Empire Earth

[@TomGalonska]

11:57 Bold of you to assume that Florencion has anything besides the main CC on a hotkey :'D

[@skinflaver]

29:02 what a great move and Bart just absorbs so heavy hits. I think he could have taken the whole squad.

[@scorpomorio2472]

My friend: You are playing SC2 only with one hand? Me: Yes My friend: So you don't use hotkeys at all? Me: Yes My friend: Interesting... Lowko: Unbind the all-army-hotkey! Me: You have no power here!

[@Volkaer]

I un-ironically didn't know about the all army hotkey until I watched a Lowko video. Every time he talks about the all army hotkey now I can't help but rage a little since my gameplay got a lot worse since he introduced me to it :(

[@r0flcats]

@@Volkaer kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I feel sry 4 u bro

[@Quadrolithium]

I don't even know such hotkey exists

[@neruba2173]

Its called an F2A move for a reason. The predetermined all-army hoykey is F2, then the usual follow up is A, wich is move to attack anything. Basic bronze league stuff.

[@takcus]

Bart after the game: "I should not attack him! I Knew it!"

[@AustinRides7264]

Lol 😂 this game was too funny

[@andrew3203]

Terran: builds planetary fortress. KZbin: he is the most interesting man in the world.

[@Liverator]

Worst part is, Bart probably never tried attacking unmaxxed again after losing his army to those Thors, further compounding his problem

[@MocnyBrowarek]

This reminded me this one Q&A from ages ago... when we were still waiting for Starcraft 2 - one of producers said they implemented systems that won't allows you to just make "pwn n00bs" games like in SC1. Yup.

[@danm2084]

Ahhh I remember those days. Just make a game and see who joins. No skill level taken into account or anything. I had an account that was 3,000 wins with only 10 losses lol. Just owning noobs all day... Good times.

[@frealms]

20:27 Those pesky terran players with those blinking stalkers. Love the content man, keep it up

[@simonlecourtiller2309]

I like how the MacroKing have never build more than 30 SCV

[@Jukantos]

And not a single orbital command

[@darkinfinity2829]

23:00 he has 55 workers and gets even more

[@ЛаЛала-й3ъ]

He had 80 workers at 32:35

[@40s]

Florencio knows his builds. he doesn't need your orbital command Lowko, chill. He has a build just to take the opponents tech lab. thanks for introducing me to him he is great fun to watch.

[@eduardofernades1164]

Florencio: a Lowko: a Crazy match here from Florencio with this disgunting cheese

[@Kuziai]

Man this guy did him so dirty but never realised nukes had so little dmg

[@davidkim5462]

YES The myth The man The legend F L O R E N C I O I was wondering when he would toy around with nukes, it's about time!

[@Eld3r]

29:27 Lowko: Master Baiting My dirty mind: "What did he sayyy"

[@davidholland4713]

Florencio is the most cost-efficient SC2 player I've ever seen. How dare you criticize him? Orbital commands? Upgrades? Spending your resources? You just don't understand that he's ahead of the curve. That other stuff is for lesser players who are not Macro Kings :-D Hilarious!

[@whotswrall]

I'm a simple guy. I see Florencio, I click, I like.

[@nexxoid]

A reactor on the factory is called a reactory. Save time, save money...

[@skinflaver]

It was a superior player just playing with an experienced player. Its like playing your little brother on mario carts. Your so far ahead you turn around and let him pass you just to pass him again. He was so comfortable throughout the game, it was like he thought, what would be the coolest thing to send out first. Cleaning up with thors was so cool, even without upgrades he just pounded them with overwhelming firepower.

[@upirvok]

Lowko when you said you didint see him blink a single time yet:P Bart just sent one of his stalker to death into the siege tank with blink:P

[@nuriel1786]

upirvok I'm glad that I'm not the only one who noticed 😂

[@thaspizz6936]

Where's my HELLO EFRIWONE, MY NAME IS LOWKO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER PROFESSIONAL MATCH OF STARCRAFT II??? WHERE IS IT??

[@urpooraakkeli7715]

in joe

[@gndnls]

its not professional

[@Fluxswe]

Thankfully not there since its super fucking annoying.

[@jkobain]

@@gndnls far more professional than your comment it was.

[@colby1398]

@@jkobain no, the match was quite literally not a professional match. They were in platinum league. Lmao

[@AntoniGawlikowski]

That's a great game - thanks for casting it Lowko - brilliant as usual! I have to admit though - I got extremely frustrated for like half of the game, because I really wanted to know what was the Terran structure/unit on the left of the map and you didn't check there ONCE! I was literally screaming at my monitor telling you to scroll the map there for literally just 1s! Maybe it's just my OCD but that was really rough for me - it bothered me soooo much :P EDIT: 33:40 - AT LAST!

[@KairuKR]

New florencio video on Lowko channel. *gets popcorn ready*

[@dominus6695]

'MacroKing' is part of the mindgame.

[@Necroneer]

Man 0:13 When you finished the maps name and started introducing the players the bgm also kicked in! That was amazing.

[@Florenciosc2]

I just started to learn Terran. In time I'll learn how to play the race.

[@Moshthun]

25:30 Lowko randomly dishing out a whole human history lesson goddamn.

[@alfstewart22]

200+ IQ that Lowko guy

[@jayvee8502]

Can't wait for a HAS vs. FLORENCIO game.

[@solsticeprojekt1937]

Water is, in fact, not wet. Water can not be wet. Everything that gets in touch with water, excluding hydrophobic materials, gets wet. Water can not wet itself. There, I totally had to do that. ^_^

[@THEinSEnDeaieri]

lol Lowko you make these games so epic. In StarCraft classic, by the way, Terran buildings did burn down when they were on fire.

[@jeroenwesten]

Florencio is the Gaël Monfils (tennis), the Jay-Jay Okocha (football/soccer) of StarCraft 2, love it! :-)

[@DonwardDucken]

I love how lokow is saying during a replay "we need some scvs here" :D

[@MadMan-7978]

Lowko+Florencio best combo in sc2 To say I’m in gold one I play the pros build orders on protoss I don’t know how he got to platinum without it

[@ghlibisk67]

This is way more entertaining than high level Seral vs whoever.

[@martinmaccoffee3022]

I'd love to see Florencio play a couple RND VS games with BeastyQT :D

[@WalterMangandid]

Florencio is one of the reasons I still watch some StarCraft videos. Lol

[@tatianametaleva6806]

Seeing two masterminds Florencio vs Ruff would be a lifetime event.

[@jarrodgossett3829]

"He's at 69 supply...nice"

[@DarkRavin07]

His widow mine, BC cheese is awesome. I have seen him get the mines out just a tad faster a few times and have completely killed queens and stalkers hit squads that take the bait.

[@williamedlund2007]

29:26 "Mr macroking is the master of baiting" Good one Lowko

[@yoelezequieldemedici2545]

Very surprised on not seeing A PHOTON CANNON! At least one! 18min it tooks to make the first, when almost three mineral lines were depleted...

[@Barrelrollz]

This game gave me the confidence to give the 1v1 ladder another go.

[@Midnight2630]

i normally find cringe such long Silver League games, but i gotta say that was pretty enjoyable

[@Y0G0FU]

DTs with Blink would have won the game. Imagine you are in your comfy Plat bubble and then you get a maniac like Florencio... i would not be able to cope with this xD this man is absoluty insane.

[@tahirsanli]

hey Lowko, your bursting into laughter after the widow mine & nuke attack made my day mate :)

[@Nick-ik4kw]

Thank you for going up to 4k! This looks amazing!!

[@septumhyacinthe2053]

I love it when Lowko encounters those kinds of players and then I imagine that Winter deals with that every angry coach for usually 5 hrs with a side of Kybrit

[@Jukantos]

Oh no... well i've only seen the thumbnail and i guess YOU DID THIS LOWKO you told him to submit a terran replay

[@Legion12Centurion]

The idea of putting a clump of mines infront of ghosts trying to nuke is actually kinda smart. I also like that he has such a check on the economy to know when to build units and keep building bank, it doesnt feel at all like a more inexperienced player floating resources rather someone that spends them when need arises. The only issue I see is the one Lowko put forward with uppgrades... he should try to attach some uppgrades to his unit compositions.

[@vdfritzz]

try watching one of these florencio games with only the opponents perspective on

[@nathanbrimhall1294]

Getting ptsd every time lowko says “supply blocked” ever since I got that announcer pack

[@KentonBenfield]

At 30:21, the Liberator's final shot doesn't fully render, but the Stalker dies anyway.

[@commanderpootis3300]

Lowko do u get these problems regularly Terran players:i am the problem

[@agenttyson007]

@LowKoTV you should give Age of Empires a try. I doesn't start with an "Age of Farmers", but rather the Age of Stone, Bronze, Feudal, Castle etc. The mechanics of the game is exactly like Starcraft, and is one of the best real-time strategy games ever made. (release in 1997 and SC was release in 1998)

[@AlphaSections]

Really fun game! Best part 28:49, Quad nuke and stalker obliteration!

[@thepedalsadvocate7389]

Kudos to Bart at 21 minutes for dealing with this shit. I would have smashed keyboard (At Gold 1 Level). LMFAO.

[@notjettson8407]

I’ve never seen or played starcraft before but this was in my recommended and it looks really interesting I think I’m gonna play it!

[@Codex_0613]

oh no

[@shouvahjeetchakravarti6843]

Keep to the single player amazing campaigns and custom campaigns. The multiplayer fkn sux most of the time.

[@jkobain]

• It's SC2, nice! • The channel's name is LowkoTV, really nice! • Oh, nukes? Interesting. • Lowko commenting a game by Florencio? Yaay!!

[@KingAxel94]

* No "Helloooo afreeone, my name is Lowko and welcome back...." -> no, wont watch it :D KAPPA

[@jkobain]

@@KingAxel94 the only downside, yeah.

[@davidkim5462]

@@jkobain why are you so triggered by a good opening to good videos?

[@Heiryuu]

What the hell have I just watched. This man legitimately proxy barracks’d his way into a not even rushed battlecruiser rush on one base and somehow made it cost efficient.

[@Heiryuu]

This whole match was ridiculous

[@radekmojzis9829]

watching florencio replays is exciting even for someone who doesnt play starcraft anymore :D loving it :D

[@caelestigladii]

Me sees nukes: Probably nuking creep tumore. Me sees Florencio: click

[@P3d3r0s0]

No worker death count? I love watching the number rise.

[@Vevvev8]

I just realized even when the observer isn't moving when you zoomed in and out I could see it's shimmering effect. Interesting...

[@Naofumi-Iwatani]

Thats a common flaw in video game invisibility, trained by hali cloak to spot starcraft cloak

[@Patrone68]

learning the ebb and flow, and knowing when to attack is tough. :P

[@Kowalzky]

Florencio wasnt sure what terran army he likes the most so he decided to try all of them in a single game

[@TobiHReact]

These two players just came out of the campaign at the same time, just imagine and then this game happend

[@yuinchung865]

New player here Wondering why the protoss player spends his resources on stalkers instead of warp in void rays and phoenix which are better to combat battlecruiser?

[@adolfoalba1555]

Battlecruisers had yamato gun, doing the same number of void rays would be very bad, causa yamato would burn the voids

[@yuinchung865]

@@adolfoalba1555 I see, totally forgot about the yamato gun. Thanks for the insight

[@SuperReviews4you]

"Macroking is a master at baiting" - Lowko

[@Polskagola123]

This is the best video on this channel so far : D

[@ThiagoGasparino]

I'm kind of amazed you haven't noticed the useless full bunker inside the Terran base.

[@MasterofWisdom]

this is the first match i watch being casted and it was really funny, nice video, i will be around ur chanel if u dont mind

[@SparksFlyin]

He should have just built a damn cc in the protos natural. 😂

[@ingrudmessenger1193]

Not the natural but the third. There the fortress would have been much more useful too.

[@mnurzam]

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[@mnurzam]

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[@mnurzam]

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[@mnurzam]

Oool

[@BrianFlyingPenguin]

I'm not sure that the Terran was playing BETTER, but he was certainly more amusing.

[@lovehawks2814]

I don't know what is more amusing about Florencio. His strategies or his wacky nexus hats he wears on his streams.

[@Shad0wthr0ne]

Another thing that annoys me about the ghost cloak upgrade is that its called Ghost Personal Cloaking. It should just be personal cloaking, ghosts are the only unit it effects anyway its redundant. Personal Cloaking for Ghosts, Ship Cloaking for Banshees, easy peasy.

[@mwn3d_]

It's the shenanigans trifecta!: -Florencio shenanigans -battlecruiser shenanigans -platinum league shenanigans

[@ilikefishandpotatoes]

You didn’t show units lost tap in the end. I can’t even express how sad I am

[@rondeguzman4097]

Lowko sees 100+ drones die from both players. laughs away the pain Lowko sees a single player looses 100+ probes. doesn't even care enough to mention it R.I.P. Probius Family

[@mastenbroekelson8186]

more like Macroking playing with his foods.

[@gogoletsgoyamadakun]

more like fools