starkid mini songs ranked

[@merrybandit9265]

Thank dead god SOMEONE stopped sleeping on these bops

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

Ikr

[@suzannahe.h6596]

duck aint dead

[@nuggetsforhiresecondaccoun3867]

There is no god

[@jormungandrworldserpent6437]

It’s dead *wizard* god to you

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

I always thought black coffee had such a complexity and technique to it that it deserved to be featured number one on the US charts. It lost only to hermione can’t draw . And that high-pitched belt by John at the end ?beautiful. Such technique.

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

C y e s

[@cormorantcolors]

Thank you. It needs more appreciation. There needs to be a Black Coffee fandom. It makes my choke up every time I listen to it. Sometimes even cry. It’s so beautiful.

[@ElinorMahoney]

“NOOOOOOO” such a powerful line 😢😭

[@madeleineclaire222]

The belt I’m screaming

[@laurakenny4141]

I love how it's (Mariah reprise) and not (Zoe reprise) because she really is just That Great™

[@_veronica_r]

No no she's not

[@amrit3883]

@@_veronica_r tf! I will fight you

[@yarraidalg]

it's not zoey, it's another character, just like the cop woman

[@Aurormata18]

@@yarraidalg They call her Zoey by name in that scene

[@mirandalew1s]

Just giving a note, hermoine cant draw is actually in the soundtrack. That is the only one on here actually recorded

[@maiakerr5046]

teamstarkid.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-track-pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come Pigfarts was also recorded as a bonus track, but not like as polished as Hermoine can't draw

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Oh my gods. That's the best thing I've ever read.

[@mirandalew1s]

@@maiakerr5046 oh, you're right!

[@married2kjs]

Ray13 this kids, is how you spot a Percy Jackson fan in the wild

[@lennitheghost]

Aminah omg yes

[@kenyasdesire]

Good job,the duck is NOW pleased. Edit:thanks for the likes

[@yo582]

Likes pleases the duck

[@ElinorMahoney]

books sss I somehow read that as ‘Dick pleases the duck’ and I was like wow okay

[@WeGoblinFolk]

Let us offer him a CLEAN AND PLEASING WORSHIP

[@lumpyviv]

sorry pigfarts deserves at LEAST top 3 but other than that this is 100% correct

[@kathrynvanwyhe5800]

Oh, you are not a failure. You are literally everyone's favorite Starkid ranker. Please don't feel bad!

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

Katie Van Wyhe trueeeeeeeeeeeeeee literally the bessssst

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

Not to start a fight . . .

[@joycetempelman4576]

Yesss true!

[@angelasmith2948]

yep i agree

[@minestronesoup9356]

wait about lauren’s happy birthday song in firebringer? it is *art*

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Also Working Boys (Jeff Reprise).

[@レオ-m6i]

with all the love for showstopping number and the five-second cup of poisoned coffee reprise, im surprised jeff's two-line reprise of Workin Boys is so often ignored in the references to mini-songs in the comments of every starkid video. the way greg screams the lyrics while kidnapping is masterful and i won't stand for it's erasure any longer! thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[@abby4034]

I saw the thumbnail and..... *I immediately clicked*

[@kenyasdesire]

Yes another starkid dm fan

[@kaylallala]

lmao i didn’t even look what the video was i just was like “this is amazing”

[@Antisocial_Knightz]

They heard the people’s complaints and acted on them. We Stan an iconic queen.

[@chinesegovernment989]

?

[@MagusAgrippa8]

You did 'a song is in sheep's clothing' a dirty there. But I have to say 'say yes vanessa' and 'duck is lord' are pretty well ranked.

[@raeosunshine24]

my exact reaction to reading the description: * small gasp * oh noooo on the other hand, now this video is 800% perfect

[@ahashi1927]

The duck is not pleased, but is very forgiving

[@batenthusiast7515]

I think it’s actually “coffee gal”

[@galacticaxolotl3184]

Francesca BIRD You forgot “Black coffee I’m your coffee gorl”

[@yeehaw2891]

THaNK YOu for putting a CLASSIC as number one

[@IvyPoit]

The true #1 is the half bar of “I’m Remus Freakin Lupin” DURING “Hermione Can’t Draw”

[@rowan4684]

damn u right

[@syystomu]

I just missed answering the community poll thing before it was deleted but would the Ginny/Cho Chang song count as a minisong too?

[@shellkathleen2253]

It's a part of a full song, going back to Hogwarts

[@syystomu]

@@shellkathleen2253 no I mean the "Gonna take you up to Winnipeg THAT'S IN CANADA!" song

[@shellkathleen2253]

@@syystomu oooooooh that makes more sense 😂 ignore me then lol

[@esmaesochor605]

hermione cant draw needs to be on spotify pls and thanku

[@Second_place02]

every time Hermione can't draw plays i always love that Lupin is trying to start Remus Freakin' Lupin

[@samiprice749]

Pigfarts should be number 2 also has anyone else noticed most of these are lauren.

[@radioactiveryan381]

she's just that good lol

[@sofiaflick3541]

What about the very short “I’m gonna get it on” song from The Trail to Oregon haha?

[@preciousrogue1833]

My boyfriend and I start singing "Duck is lord" pretty much every time we see a duck. It tends to attract looks that I'm sure reflect great respect and awe for the Duck.

[@randomfandoms6769]

The funniest thing about the "sing the beginning of Moana" bit to me is that Paul knows the words the best and then he adds "I didn't like that movie" at the end. Also, the fact that Bill sang Circle Of Life instead. Iconic.

[@first3169]

Ive been subscribed for a while and I have notifications on. I watch almost all your videos and even if I don't agree, I still enjoy them But today In this video You have crossed a line and there is no going back. Out of every song they have EVER written, the best one is on this list. Its a roller coaster of emotions. Joy, fear, anger, sadness, love. Its the most amazingly written song with such deep, powerful lyrics. And it got ranked 7th place. I am unsubscribing from this channel and reporting you for this sin you have committed. And remember, Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum

[@not_many_braincells1046]

THE ONLY VALID RANKING

[@kayliehutson02859]

"Sing the beginning of Moana!" "WhhaAAAAAATT?"

[@lizdetsik861]

Pigfarts pigfarts here I come pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum

[@localcthulhu3081]

I mean as iconic as it is Pigfarts is It’s like a 6 Don’t come for me

[@batenthusiast7515]

Nerdbox 1037 oh bitch I am

[@localcthulhu3081]

holo it's me I don’t want to die

[@batenthusiast7515]

Nerd Box we can’t always get what we want

[@leilagriffin4782]

Black coffee gal and poison coffee reprise deserved better but other than that i wholeheartedly agree and thank you for making this

[@elizaramos9971]

What about the hAPpy BirThDayY sung in firbringerrrRRRRRRRrrrRRrR

[@alexspencer4312]

I love how out of 9 songs Lauren has or is in 5 of them 😆

[@sugarc_be]

What about the Cho Chang song in AVPMS???

[@LauracLaurac]

That was technically part of the opening number, nah?

[@kabazinga]

yeah that’s part of the opening but I’m really missing harry’s ginny song here

[@sugarc_be]

Laura Clinksy, oops haha, that’s definitely it

[@evilkingarthur]

Thank you for giving Say Yes Vanessa the credit she deserves

[@not_many_braincells1046]

Duck is Lord is fabulous how does one forget it????

[@zillmiracle3214]

I didn't know this needed to be made but it did- proof of the awesome that is Starkid

[@sarahellis6703]

FINALLY a video with all the mini songs so I don't have to scroll through whole shows for 3.7 seconds of viewing pleasure

[@jesslegati5973]

I work at Tim Hortons and all my coworkers want to kill me cause I always sing “I’ve been brewing up your coffee”, “Black coffee I’m your coffee gal” and “cup of roasters coffee” every time I make an order under my breath

[@aaronmueller1560]

Everyone always gets heated discussing which full Starkid song is better than another, but this ranking is somehow impossible to disagree with

[@itsyaboilogan642]

Omg I was about to comment about Duck is Lord in your first video 😂😂

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

How was duck is Lord not the first one

[@ahashi1927]

This does not please the duck.

[@Mandyn8868]

Laurens water bottle pig farts, duck is lord and Moana make me full cackle everytime

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Number 8 will always be there to make me smile. XD

[@amandablack4741]

I'm so glad that black coffee didn't cut before Paul screamed. The song is not complete without the scream.

[@caitlinmay8702]

duck is lord deserves number 1 its been stuck in my head for over a month

[@miaeliii]

one dislike is from hot chocolate guy

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

YES this is what I really needed in my life!!

[@ana-zu8ox]

the key change in hermione can’t draw is the epitome of beautiful music

[@emmab4587]

Okay but Duck is Lord is ALWAYS first on my list. Great compilation though

[@Hannahjadeeee]

Really hope they do a medley of mini songs at homecoming

[@talleys3163]

YO thank god somebody did it!! These are BOPS!!!

[@1994moviebuff]

I like how Paul gets the lyrics to Moana better than anyone

[@DisneyGeek_]

I've sung all of these at least once in public. All of these deserve a reward.

[@laylasmith-gipson3168]

Can we talk about how Paul knows the lyrics to Moana better than everyone else😂

[@mayapassarelli3695]

black coffee girls sounds like a really good band name

[@anabelle5954]

Hey what app do you use to make these? I absolutely love them btw fav channel by far

[@PastelScout]

A Song Is A Dick in Sheep's Clothing was robbed. A true classic. Dylan's joyful singing. The excellent pun and entrance of the captain. Truly a tragedy to rate it so low. Other than that this is amazing 😂❤

[@iamannedroid]

The best part about moana is Pauls fake shock and then immediate enthusiasm getting into moana

[@sarawayne4310]

I have one to add: REMUS FREAKIN' LUPIN

[@edgarallanpoestan]

A list of Classic Starkid Songs

[@eszterkissm.2636]

Black Coffee Girl's on my mind 24/7

[@richardpickers2927]

U ARE NOT A FAILURE I LOVE U AND UR CHANNEL!!!!

[@gingergoose2319]

I think my #1 is Mariah’s CoPC reprise because those vocals-oh wait Hermione can’t draw exists... Okay Mariah’s reprise is my #2 :)

[@microwavv]

i wholeheartedly agree with this ranking

[@HannahBridgman]

Ummm happy birthday firebringer

[@rine6740]

You broke my eardrums with black coffee gal

[@aspen1889]

Okay but the cup of poison reprise sounds hypnotising

[@tommasopigano9125]

Everyone of these should have made it in the official recordings

[@yodelgoats790]

this is the only list i can agree with ever

[@fangirlandproud6442]

“Granger don’t you have somewhere else to be!”

[@rubify3753]

The part that always gets me is when Paul goes “I don’t like that movie” but still knows the words to the beginning of Moana

[@rubify3753]

Since Bill said his daughter liked musicals and Paul used to babysit her, I feel like he watched it with them or at least just her

[@fijigoya1236]

What about that one in Oregon trail where Joey screeches and then is like “nope”

[@ForgeCD]

Jon's what for Moana is like a dad who said he can't get his kid a specific toy they wanted for Christmas and then the kid gets the toy from "Santa"

[@SlytherinBookworm]

It’s amazing how many are from TGWDLM.

[@charlotte90]

I sing duck is lord constantly. It’s never not in my head.

[@907redhead]

Am I the only one who sees the possible and cool transition from Say Yes Vanessa to the chorus of Granger Danger?

[@rayleighsetter9184]

duck is lord this the best mini song ever

[@maxie5479]

*_all these songs are underrated_*

[@redvines2946]

Hermione cant dream and the duck is pleased by that

[@humanperson3095]

I can't believe you did "A song is a dick in sheep's clothing" so dirty

[@Sam-ch3wm]

The duck is pleased.

[@Reepicheep28]

Listen. I love, appreciate, and respect you, your hard work, and your contributions to the community. But A Song Is A Dick In Sheep's Clothing is, inarguably, the highlight of Twisted (which is, obviously, the best Starkid musical). Like, it deserves at least a 5. Potentially even a 4. (It does not beat out Duck is Lord.) I'm personally offended by this relatively arbitrary ranking.

[@stegosaurus6654]

This is happy birthday from Firebringer erasure

[@indighost__]

i'm so disappointed in myself i was like "wait what's first then?" i can't believe i forgot about the most iconic song

[@cherryfarrar]

I *just* got duck is lord out of my head, and now you do *t h I s*

[@jeanettej2077]

This is all I needed in life lol

[@graciemseg]

backfired firebringer. I'm just gonna leave this here

[@laurenstotebag]

*you do not dissapoint*

[@DustyStarrs]

honestly the best songs overall lets be honest

[@benji-to4mg]

He is looord Duck is looord He is lord lord lord Duck is lord

[@schokilade775]

This is GOLD😍

[@taxevasion7516]

Duck is Lord at 3. The duck is not pleased.

[@bethanykroemer559]

I approve of your #1 spot

[@morganncahill1065]

thank goodness i missed duck is lord

[@morganncahill1065]

bless you for putting so much time and energy into this and your channel

[@rachelbowie4843]

The moana cover is a work of art 👌🏻👌🏻

[@annaskellington1]

That What the fuck in the end of duck is lord will never fail to make me laugh

[@aFangirlsVideoMania]

My only complaint is that Hermione Can’t Draw is from A Very Potter Sequel, not AVPM

[@gretaburton8371]

4 secs in. If cup of roasted coffee helicopter reprise isn’t in the top 3 we riot

[@gretaburton8371]

:/ like i get it but also why :/ her voice is so beautiful :(

[@happymilk7433]

"A Song is a Dick in Sheep's Clothing" Jafar sings to his daughter

[@delaneygrace1712]

can you rank all of the starkid love songs? I’m curious about your opinion on them :))