starkid mini songs ranked

the first time i posted this i forgot 'duck is lord' and now i feel like a failure.

[@merrybandit9265]

Thank dead god SOMEONE stopped sleeping on these bops

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

Ikr

[@suzannahe.h6596]

duck aint dead

[@nuggetsforhiresecondaccoun3867]

There is no god

[@jormungandrworldserpent6437]

It’s dead *wizard* god to you

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

I always thought black coffee had such a complexity and technique to it that it deserved to be featured number one on the US charts. It lost only to hermione can’t draw . And that high-pitched belt by John at the end ?beautiful. Such technique.

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

C y e s

[@cormorantcolors6791]

Thank you. It needs more appreciation. There needs to be a Black Coffee fandom. It makes my choke up every time I listen to it. Sometimes even cry. It’s so beautiful.

[@ElinorMahoney]

“NOOOOOOO” such a powerful line 😢😭

[@madeleineclaire222]

The belt I’m screaming

[@kenyasdesire]

Good job,the duck is NOW pleased. Edit:thanks for the likes

[@yo582]

Likes pleases the duck

[@ElinorMahoney]

books sss I somehow read that as ‘Dick pleases the duck’ and I was like wow okay

[@WeGoblinFolk]

Let us offer him a CLEAN AND PLEASING WORSHIP

[@laurakenny4141]

I love how it's (Mariah reprise) and not (Zoe reprise) because she really is just That Great™

[@_veronica_r]

No no she's not

[@amrit3883]

@@_veronica_r tf! I will fight you

[@yarraidalg]

it's not zoey, it's another character, just like the cop woman

[@jacksandwich1823]

@@yarraidalg They call her Zoey by name in that scene

[@kathrynvanwyhe5800]

Oh, you are not a failure. You are literally everyone's favorite Starkid ranker. Please don't feel bad!

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

Katie Van Wyhe trueeeeeeeeeeeeeee literally the bessssst

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

Not to start a fight . . .

[@joycetempelman4576]

Yesss true!

[@angelasmith2948]

yep i agree

[@mirandalew1s]

Just giving a note, hermoine cant draw is actually in the soundtrack. That is the only one on here actually recorded

[@maiakerr5046]

teamstarkid.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-track-pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come Pigfarts was also recorded as a bonus track, but not like as polished as Hermoine can't draw

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Oh my gods. That's the best thing I've ever read.

[@mirandalew1s]

@@maiakerr5046 oh, you're right!

[@married2kjs]

Ray13 this kids, is how you spot a Percy Jackson fan in the wild

[@lennitheghost]

Aminah omg yes

[@lumpyviv]

sorry pigfarts deserves at LEAST top 3 but other than that this is 100% correct

[@abby4034]

I saw the thumbnail and..... *I immediately clicked*

[@kenyasdesire]

Yes another starkid dm fan

[@kaylallala]

lmao i didn’t even look what the video was i just was like “this is amazing”

[@user-zg2hk2qt7o]

with all the love for showstopping number and the five-second cup of poisoned coffee reprise, im surprised jeff's two-line reprise of Workin Boys is so often ignored in the references to mini-songs in the comments of every starkid video. the way greg screams the lyrics while kidnapping is masterful and i won't stand for it's erasure any longer! thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[@AdrienneStarborn]

They heard the people’s complaints and acted on them. We Stan an iconic queen.

[@chinesegovernment989]

?

[@minestronesoup9356]

wait about lauren’s happy birthday song in firebringer? it is *art*

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Also Working Boys (Jeff Reprise).

[@raeosunshine24]

my exact reaction to reading the description: * small gasp * oh noooo on the other hand, now this video is 800% perfect

[@ahashi1927]

The duck is not pleased, but is very forgiving

[@MagusAgrippa8]

You did 'a song is in sheep's clothing' a dirty there. But I have to say 'say yes vanessa' and 'duck is lord' are pretty well ranked.

[@IvyPoit]

The true #1 is the half bar of “I’m Remus Freakin Lupin” DURING “Hermione Can’t Draw”

[@rowan4684]

damn u right

[@yeehaw2891]

THaNK YOu for putting a CLASSIC as number one

[@esmaesochor605]

hermione cant draw needs to be on spotify pls and thanku

[@batenthusiast7515]

I think it’s actually “coffee gal”

[@galacticaxolotl3184]

Francesca BIRD You forgot “Black coffee I’m your coffee gorl”

[@justluis5754]

every time Hermione can't draw plays i always love that Lupin is trying to start Remus Freakin' Lupin

[@kayliehutson02859]

"Sing the beginning of Moana!" "WhhaAAAAAATT?"

[@lizdetsik861]

Pigfarts pigfarts here I come pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum

[@preciousrogue1833]

My boyfriend and I start singing "Duck is lord" pretty much every time we see a duck. It tends to attract looks that I'm sure reflect great respect and awe for the Duck.

[@not_many_braincells1046]

THE ONLY VALID RANKING

[@samiprice749]

Pigfarts should be number 2 also has anyone else noticed most of these are lauren.

[@radioactiveryan381]

she's just that good lol

[@syystomu]

I just missed answering the community poll thing before it was deleted but would the Ginny/Cho Chang song count as a minisong too?

[@shellkathleen2253]

It's a part of a full song, going back to Hogwarts

[@syystomu]

@@shellkathleen2253 no I mean the "Gonna take you up to Winnipeg THAT'S IN CANADA!" song

[@shellkathleen2253]

@@syystomu oooooooh that makes more sense 😂 ignore me then lol

[@crapholeyeahthatsme]

I always considered Hermione can't draw a full song

[@randomfandoms6769]

The funniest thing about the "sing the beginning of Moana" bit to me is that Paul knows the words the best and then he adds "I didn't like that movie" at the end. Also, the fact that Bill sang Circle Of Life instead. Iconic.

[@localcthulhu3081]

I mean as iconic as it is Pigfarts is It’s like a 6 Don’t come for me

[@batenthusiast7515]

Nerdbox 1037 oh bitch I am

[@localcthulhu3081]

holo it's me I don’t want to die

[@batenthusiast7515]

Nerd Box we can’t always get what we want

[@miae4462]

one dislike is from hot chocolate guy

[@first3169]

Ive been subscribed for a while and I have notifications on. I watch almost all your videos and even if I don't agree, I still enjoy them But today In this video You have crossed a line and there is no going back. Out of every song they have EVER written, the best one is on this list. Its a roller coaster of emotions. Joy, fear, anger, sadness, love. Its the most amazingly written song with such deep, powerful lyrics. And it got ranked 7th place. I am unsubscribing from this channel and reporting you for this sin you have committed. And remember, Pigfarts Pigfarts here I come Pigfarts Pigfarts yum yum yum

[@elizaramos9971]

What about the hAPpy BirThDayY sung in firbringerrrRRRRRRRrrrRRrR

[@laylasmith-gipson3168]

Can we talk about how Paul knows the lyrics to Moana better than everyone else😂

[@sofiaflick3541]

What about the very short “I’m gonna get it on” song from The Trail to Oregon haha?

[@jesslegati5973]

I work at Tim Hortons and all my coworkers want to kill me cause I always sing “I’ve been brewing up your coffee”, “Black coffee I’m your coffee gal” and “cup of roasters coffee” every time I make an order under my breath

[@not_many_braincells1046]

Duck is Lord is fabulous how does one forget it????

[@leilagriffin4782]

Black coffee gal and poison coffee reprise deserved better but other than that i wholeheartedly agree and thank you for making this

[@ana-zu8ox]

the key change in hermione can’t draw is the epitome of beautiful music

[@iamannedroid]

The best part about moana is Pauls fake shock and then immediate enthusiasm getting into moana

[@evilkingarthur]

Thank you for giving Say Yes Vanessa the credit she deserves

[@gingergoose2319]

I think my #1 is Mariah’s CoPC reprise because those vocals-oh wait Hermione can’t draw exists... Okay Mariah’s reprise is my #2 :)

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Number 8 will always be there to make me smile. XD

[@zillmiracle3214]

I didn't know this needed to be made but it did- proof of the awesome that is Starkid

[@amandablack4741]

I'm so glad that black coffee didn't cut before Paul screamed. The song is not complete without the scream.

[@1994moviebuff]

I like how Paul gets the lyrics to Moana better than anyone

[@stegosaurus6654]

This is happy birthday from Firebringer erasure

[@alexspencer4312]

I love how out of 9 songs Lauren has or is in 5 of them 😆

[@sarahellis6703]

FINALLY a video with all the mini songs so I don't have to scroll through whole shows for 3.7 seconds of viewing pleasure

[@caitlinmay8702]

duck is lord deserves number 1 its been stuck in my head for over a month

[@annaskellington1]

That What the fuck in the end of duck is lord will never fail to make me laugh

[@itsyaboilogan642]

Omg I was about to comment about Duck is Lord in your first video 😂😂

[@PastelScout]

A Song Is A Dick in Sheep's Clothing was robbed. A true classic. Dylan's joyful singing. The excellent pun and entrance of the captain. Truly a tragedy to rate it so low. Other than that this is amazing 😂❤

[@rubify3753]

The part that always gets me is when Paul goes “I don’t like that movie” but still knows the words to the beginning of Moana

[@rubify3753]

Since Bill said his daughter liked musicals and Paul used to babysit her, I feel like he watched it with them or at least just her

[@edgarallanpoestan]

A list of Classic Starkid Songs

[@fangirlandproud6442]

“Granger don’t you have somewhere else to be!”

[@sugarc_be]

What about the Cho Chang song in AVPMS???

[@LauracLaurac]

That was technically part of the opening number, nah?

[@kabazinga]

yeah that’s part of the opening but I’m really missing harry’s ginny song here

[@sugarc_be]

Laura Clinksy, oops haha, that’s definitely it

[@DisneyGeek_]

I've sung all of these at least once in public. All of these deserve a reward.

[@sarawayne4310]

I have one to add: REMUS FREAKIN' LUPIN

[@redvines2946]

Hermione cant dream and the duck is pleased by that

[@ForgeCD]

Jon's what for Moana is like a dad who said he can't get his kid a specific toy they wanted for Christmas and then the kid gets the toy from "Santa"

[@maxie5479]

*_all these songs are underrated_*

[@benji-to4mg]

He is looord Duck is looord He is lord lord lord Duck is lord

[@charlotte90]

I sing duck is lord constantly. It’s never not in my head.

[@aaronmueller1560]

Everyone always gets heated discussing which full Starkid song is better than another, but this ranking is somehow impossible to disagree with

[@madeleineclaire222]

DUCK IS LORD

[@microwavv]

i wholeheartedly agree with this ranking

[@tommasopigano9125]

Everyone of these should have made it in the official recordings

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

How was duck is Lord not the first one

[@ahashi1927]

This does not please the duck.

[@Mandyn8868]

Laurens water bottle pig farts, duck is lord and Moana make me full cackle everytime

[@eszterkissm.2636]

Black Coffee Girl's on my mind 24/7

[@happymilk7433]

"A Song is a Dick in Sheep's Clothing" Jafar sings to his daughter

[@rine6740]

You broke my eardrums with black coffee gal

[@Hannahjadeeee]

Really hope they do a medley of mini songs at homecoming

[@aspen1889]

Okay but the cup of poison reprise sounds hypnotising

[@taxevasion7516]

Duck is Lord at 3. The duck is not pleased.

[@rayleighsetter9184]

duck is lord this the best mini song ever

[@yodelgoats790]

this is the only list i can agree with ever

[@mayapassarelli3695]

black coffee girls sounds like a really good band name

[@fangirlandproud6442]

Moana and Duck is Lord are iconic

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

YES this is what I really needed in my life!!

[@richardpickers2927]

U ARE NOT A FAILURE I LOVE U AND UR CHANNEL!!!!

[@Sam-ch3wm]

The duck is pleased.

[@jeanettej2077]

This is all I needed in life lol

[@talleys3163]

YO thank god somebody did it!! These are BOPS!!!

[@carolinegmullins]

the duck is pleased.

[@morganncahill1065]

thank goodness i missed duck is lord

[@morganncahill1065]

bless you for putting so much time and energy into this and your channel

[@indighost__]

i'm so disappointed in myself i was like "wait what's first then?" i can't believe i forgot about the most iconic song

[@rachelbowie4843]

The moana cover is a work of art 👌🏻👌🏻

[@one_smol_duck]

Imo Lupin starting to sing his own rendition of Harry Freakin Potter deserves its own separate spot at number one

[@907redhead]

Am I the only one who sees the possible and cool transition from Say Yes Vanessa to the chorus of Granger Danger?

[@princesacelestia6669]

The fact that `Duck is Lord` is not on the number one spot on this list does *not* please the Duck in the slightest.

[@caraporter1019]

Cup of poison coffe (Mariah reprise) That has me dead

[@laurenstotebag]

*you do not dissapoint*

[@emmab4587]

Okay but Duck is Lord is ALWAYS first on my list. Great compilation though

[@HannahBridgman]

Ummm happy birthday firebringer

[@graciemseg]

backfired firebringer. I'm just gonna leave this here

[@SlytherinBookworm]

It’s amazing how many are from TGWDLM.

[@cherryfarrar]

I *just* got duck is lord out of my head, and now you do *t h I s*

[@aFangirlsVideoMania]

My only complaint is that Hermione Can’t Draw is from A Very Potter Sequel, not AVPM

[@humanperson3095]

I can't believe you did "A song is a dick in sheep's clothing" so dirty

[@DustyStarrs]

honestly the best songs overall lets be honest