Badly Translated US Election 2024

[@starvharv]

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[@BadChildUnit]

Hi

[@EarthInsights13]

Hi

[@ThatOneBassist]

Hi

[@DixiesUniverse]

hi

[@Y0ur_M0th3r]

Hi

[@CanadaPlayz48]

"So how many Presidents do you want?" "YES."

[@gardares]

Fun fact: that's basically how Bosnia and Herzegovina works, they have 3 presidents. And some countries don't even have presidents at all and still work just fine.

[@oddtomato1049]

Just make a parliament or a council at this point.

[@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese]

This will need a part 2 in January 2025 because Election Day hasnt passed yet. There are so many new characters appearing in every new video and I love it. We need a Starvharv mistranslated universe wiki page with all the characters and events.

[@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese]

@ This will need a part 2 in January 2025 because Election Day hasnt passed yet. There are so many new characters appearing in every new video and I love it. We need a Starvharv mistranslated universe wiki page with all the characters and historical events if there isnt one already

[@juliasisk1194]

"How original do you want the comment to be?" "NO." *JOKING I DONT MEAN HARM OR WHATEVER I CANT REMEMBER THE WORD*

[@randigo9992]

I adore how most of the presidents are just Biden variations

[@jvdbn2030]

More like mutations, given how most of them looked 💀

[@thefatcontrollershat]

Into the Biden-verse

[@Slimjim-t5g]

@@thefatcontrollershat ( sequel )across the Biden verse

[@drewrussell8531]

Especially funny considering the crazy real-world theory about him having died and being replaced by an actor or a clone or something (yes, some people genuinely believe that). Maybe in this timeline, something like that did happen and the clones just keep getting worse with each successive generation.

[@Slimjim-t5g]

@@drewrussell8531 there’s probably another timeline where he actually won the 1988 election or one where he became an ice Cream maker or even a weird one where him and Donald trump are secretly gay lovers

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

I can’t wait for HIM to win the elections

[@PrimFromSkywars]

HE is winning HE is HIM Edit: 28 likes is the most ive gotten! Thank yall! Edit: Yippeee More Likes i thank yall!

[@applememes5372]

sadly, a well won the elections 😟

[@Smart-vn9yg]

HE would be a better president then any of our current options.

[@samhebrank1903]

Better than a certain dining chair

[@SteveInLava]

HE actually won the election but executed voters.

[@GameBoi-hr8fh]

Anything that happens in this video will be more sane than the actual elections

[@MamaMia-go7co]

Fr😂😂😂

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

True

[@joshuahargrave8239]

Especially the bits about Kennedy

[@tonypatino1765]

Basically you just want to get top comment because you're early to the video

[@slimestudios9748]

i wish this is how it actually went tbh

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

All Joe Biden variations: 0:16 Yadine Joe (feat. Donald Dining Chair) 0:50 Andyica Joe Ddell 49 (feat. Kamala Harrys) 1:08 Bden 3:32 Joan Baiden 4:29 Biden (feat. DNA) 6:01 Jobeden 9:40 Joe(bama) Biden again 13:23 Boden 16:32 Beden (feat. King Stan) 17:05 Baden (feat. Maryland) 17:13 Bidden (feat. Ken, Ordon and He) 17:51 Benden (feat. Willos, Calculated Guam and Virgin Islands) 18:22 Muwon Biden 19:01 Anniford Biden (feat. Jeff and his refugees) 19:08 Andry Badien 19:23 Barden

[@herr_crustovsky]

Beden is my favorite

[@Gregorythe5_5551st]

Jobeden is my favorite

[@ielnotevsa2997]

Lowves Bidden

[@realmarker]

Barden 🗣️🔥

[@Idrownbabiesinbathroomsinks]

you forgot ft. of Donald Food

[@temporaryaccountforbestinvent]

This is almost as crazy as the actual election

[@daviddebroux4708]

Honestly I'm not sure if I'd enjoy THAT election over THIS one.

[@elfishmoss1457]

He won the election though and executed voters on January 6th 2025, that's pretty bad, so bad he got replaced by Well

[@theellafant67]

Ah, yes. My favorite president. Donald Dining Chair.

[@irfanlol1]

huh, i got starvharv to say donald dining chair right after i read this comment

[@threeboxsette1424]

I prefer Donald food

[@darknebulas1167]

DDC Make great table again

[@alias520jw]

Gotta prefer jobeden

[@Northern_Idaho]

President Benden is the goat

[@P0TAT0-_-Man-_-1]

6:02 My favorite president JOBEDEN

[@KittyUZutty]

SAME

[@abnegazher]

Jomamma is Joever.

[@AZakGG]

Nah BDEN better

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

​@@abnegazherthis is better

[@swisstianl7547]

I love how Biden has so many alter egos its crazy

[@Lanetgm]

And trump

[@SuperTailsMiles]

That's half true to the real thing.

[@ChaffyExpert]

Just like real life

[@oxotniknaoleney]

Jobeden, Trumpet, Harry’s and WELL, my favorite presidential candidates

[@morisco56]

American Caligula

[@real_nosferatu]

THE BUDDHA is back from Laotian Wikipedia

[@enclavesoldier770]

The Buddha Buddha

[@enclavesoldier770]

Salmon salmon emigrated to this land

[@jvdbn2030]

Buddha's casting his vote without an ID 😆

[@Nic-lv4bx]

@@enclavesoldier770 The United Kingdom of Buddhism

[@enclavesoldier770]

@@Nic-lv4bx once upon a time he was a mosquito

[@CurrentlyDuck1]

I'm so confused how HE goes from getting baptized to executing voters, and then the next we see of HIM, HIS bike is stuck in the river

[@feiradragon7915]

I'd bet He's bike fell in the river because Well threw it in.

[@swyjix]

ALL HAIL WELL!

[@TommoFromDorset]

not to mention He signed a contract with the LITERAL PRESIDENT OF DEMOCRACY

[@MeLlamo410]

@@swyjix Well is my favorite President.

[@ape7900]

well well

[@alvinaattori6]

The "From good tanks to italian tanks" got me

[@PeaNutttyyy]

That quote has made my day

[@MagisterialVoyager]

The slander and roast of Italian tanks is real. 😭💀

[@darnit1944]

The best MBT the Italians have is not even Italian, they're German Leopard 2A7HU used by fking Hungary

[@Tornado2409]

Had me squealing

[@Attysaur]

​@MagisterialVoyager maybe it's saying Italian tanks are berter

[@fisch6912]

I was very relieved at 20:37 that Cambodia still made it into this video

[@HungryWarden]

Hold on… Cambodia is referred to as a she. Are Cambodia and her the same character?

[@shqip_sumejja]

21:30 congratulations to the real winner of the elections, Well

[@grandicellichannel]

*"LET'S MAKE WATER FREE AGAIN!"* President Well will do his job very Well...

[@artificialanimeuniverse5063]

Truly a deserved win.

[@themeemqueen]

Well, that was unexpected

[@grandicellichannel]

@themeemqueen Well said mate.

[@chrisharshman5838]

@@grandicellichannel Well ran an underground campaign, but will do the job well.

[@Chico_Julio]

8:37 qr code: "haha gold all gone now haha stupid silly haha no gold for u hehe"

[@_AstaLily]

Lol thx for scanning so we don’t have to

[@toastrave7820]

you are on every fucking political video i've watched that has comments on

[@epic-sauce420]

I was scared of a Rick roll, you’re brave

[@BellaALJ]

New character just dropped! The couch!

[@tydesturning]

That’s just Vance

[@GracenLucas-p7f]

Nah, that's Vance's girlfriend.

[@ashleyborders4995]

@@GracenLucas-p7f 🤣

[@Ocoro_]

Paul returned as well Still no leg :(

[@sethgemo]

Baden-Württemberg mentioned lessgoooo

[@davidrossa4125]

Schön hier, aber waren sie schonmal in Baden Württemberg.

[@vendpy8dzvdnd458]

Baden for the win

[@thatredkite8310]

​@@davidrossa4125Nett hier*

[@kubakornijenko1927]

2:24 HOLY CRAP !!! HE was Mike the whole time? Damn, what a plot twist.

[@tectamk.thorne7837]

He is Mike pence

[@maciejbala477]

@@tectamk.thorne7837 yes that was my thought. Former vice president Mike lmao

[@NandoGarcia-q5h]

Ah yes the meme of Mike being in unrelated places

[@Tornado2409]

"we need to win the election, Welltuh."

[@Nechay.]

Still waiting for more appearances of Nine Death Security Foundation. Underrated organization for real

[@kubakornijenko1927]

Well, we do have more lore for THE COMPANY.

[@gooseegg617]

@@Nechay. 9 death security foundation is the company

[@ChaffyExpert]

That's an epic name for a monster hunter organization, ran by a council of 9.

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

@@kubakornijenko1927 True AND the company and the 9DSF seem to be related.

[@Nechay.]

​@ChaffyExpert Literally GOC in badly translated universe.... now we need to wait till chaos insurgency appear

[@Rotten_Nosk]

Yep this is very accurate to the election

[@Dornan77802]

Lol, we need presidents for everything it seems 😂

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@Dornan77802 As president of the letter V, yes.

[@Edward-cb5fc]

18:41

[@thewritingrowlet2980]

16:00 as a Dutchman, I can confirm that Nica Khan, lawyer and technology are our friends.

[@_AstaLily]

5:19 “luv me greggs” If there was any doubt that StarvHarv was truly British, that is now gone, as he creates the most British phrase in existence. As a Brit, Greggs is indeed amazing.

[@Dutchy4564]

And he even loves Hadrian's wall

[@astralterra2906]

20:22 LOVE the consistancy that Paul still removed his leg

[@RealSkello]

7:02 The couch whispering in J.D.’s ear

[@AnvilPictures]

The sweet nothings of a cushion.

[@waughy9103]

"On february the 8th an official democracy took place" *truly one of the moments in US history*

[@Celestia1323]

ALL HAIL WELL

[@RaymanChrome]

ALL HAIL WELL

[@Lecubecinimaticuniverse]

ALL HAIL WELL

[@MagisterialVoyager]

ALL HAIL WELL!!!

[@elliebii8828]

ALL HAIL WELL

[@Golemcool]

ALL HAIL WELL

[@kubakornijenko1927]

3:02 I love the consistency in these videos. I once allready mentioned how the end of the world from the future episode was predicted in modern history video. Ore how it was one mentioned that Mozambik broke away from Lithuania. And later we learnd that there aparently was Malawi-Lithuania, which presumably included Mozambik. Ore the existance of OVERLORD CAMBODIA.

[@zartesnilpferd6778]

I didn't realize how much I needed Donald Das, Donald Food, Donald Ether and Donald slave in my life. :D

[@Lanetgm]

Don’t forget Donald Dining Chair 🪑

[@AnvilPictures]

@@Lanetgmit’s funny because technically these are his personality traits😂

[@UncleSamFreedom]

Only one that i need and we will hopefully get is Donald prisoner.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

​@@AnvilPictures?? how?

[@MagisterialVoyager]

@@AnvilPictures You know what? You’re right.

[@pomernguy1835]

This was an amazing video to watch! The next video should be a Badly Translated History of Cambodia, cuz we need to know what the Cambodians are cooking.

[@maciejbala477]

yes, clearly Cambodia is the birthplace of the Harverse. It'd also be ... interesting to see what happens with the Khmer Rouge, let's just say

[@davidrossa4125]

„A will be Well“ 2024 Election Slogan

[@plasmakitten4261]

So if this is consistent with the cold war lore, we know that the US encompasses the entire world, Mars, and Jupiter. That's one hell of an electoral college

[@Sixitboy]

As someone who just spent 8 hours editing a lackluster video, I just want to say you are incredibly underrated for the amount of incredible editing that goes into these videos! Keep on going man

[@idlegameplayer3756]

4:45 choose your character

[@MagisterialVoyager]

I gotta choose the clay journalist, he seems cool. 😂

[@andreibaciu7518]

"Manhattan receives your money. Feeding's over" that actually makes sense lmao

[@deathvideogame]

I’m so glad you kept the Buddha gong bit. I was so hopeful

[@cauedantas]

More HE lore? Let's go!

[@herrhartmann3036]

16:39 alternative alternatives are even more alternative than alternative facts. And that's a fact.

[@ashleyborders4995]

I forgot about Kellyanne Conway's "alternative facts" lmaooooo

[@vtet]

17:03 baden is definitely my favorite variation in the video

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Finally, an election prediction I trust!

[@aRandomShyGuy]

I love how they can't get Joe's name right. Yadine Joe Andyica Joe Ddell 49 Bden Joan Baiden US President Jobeden President Boden President Beden President Baden President Bidden Lowves Bidden Benden's President President Benden Muwon Biden Anniford Biden Andry Badien President Barden It's like they're trying to type while drunk. lol

[@gooseegg617]

@@aRandomShyGuy I'm not sure if the real Joe knows his own name

[@aRandomShyGuy]

@@gooseegg617 🙄

[@iwndximxuhtk]

I really wonder where the translator gets all the random names from.

[@UncleSamFreedom]

​@@gooseegg617at least unlike Trump he knows what state he is in.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

​@gooseegg617 "No, I do not remember my name. I am slow."

[@_AstaLily]

13:19 Not the cookies accepting paper being an edit of the vote card for the Anschluss in 1938 💀

[@UncleSamFreedom]

I love that

[@Tornado2409]

Accurate

[@kowo1610]

2:20 Wait did we just get a name reavel for HIM?

[@gooseegg617]

I think it's this HE there are multiple HE'S throughout history

[@atsizbalik]

he was mike all along?

[@birb4121]

HE being Mike Ehrmantraut explains a lot!

[@flatbreadjk]

​@@birb4121no it explains noTHING

[@eybaza6018]

A few episodes ago,it was said that his name is Bulgarian. So he's probably Mike with a Bulgarian surname

[@OpotoNekoy]

12:19 "He is not a physical chair". That's true because He's a foundation on top of which sits every important event.

[@tobyonatabe2601]

I can't believe HE was the bay harbou- *ahem* Mike pence!

[@ItsMeAttilaGameplay2018]

AND this is how the President Cinematic Universe (PCU) started, with everyone's favourites: Baden, Beden, Donald Food, Donald Dining Chair, BDEN, Yadine Joe, Boden, Donald🇬🇧 and the one and only... Jobeden!

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

His name is Mike and he is Bulgarian. Mind-blowing stuff!

[@Klash1100]

4:56 * F E E D I N G* * I S * * O V E R *

[@NathanMauery]

6:11 J.D. Vance moment

[@kaiserlemon]

Are you telling me... HE was Mike fucking Ehrmantraut this WHOLE TIME???

[@MamaMia-go7co]

No he is someone else named Mike not the mike you know

[@Welsh7133]

It only makes sense, only HE has fingers

[@theawesomeracer1949]

I love these types of videos! Keep up the great work! :)

[@nopeyt3387]

US congress: “Sooo how many presidents do you want?” Iowa: “Yes”

[@thekawaiislartibartfast42]

I forgot to vote for president of the cemetery 😭

[@UncleSamFreedom]

At first i thought that you are referring to that illegal photo that Trump took at the arlington cemetery.😅

[@thekawaiislartibartfast42]

@UncleSamFreedom I'd completely forgotten that that was a thing 🤣

[@L_back]

9:01 “The president of the former president” WHAAAT

[@Tornado2409]

Illuminati is real?

[@baloo4639]

9:28 eight million power in Rise of Kingdoms

[@1of8plusbillion]

And yet this video was more coherent than the 2 presidential “debates”

[@andreatomasi3755]

A group of chimpanzee throwing their shit at each other is more coherent than presidential debates

[@UncleSamFreedom]

It was more than the first one, that's for sure

[@Shugunou]

Someone needs to keep track of all of His feats so we can see how powerful He is.

[@stevefurrier9932]

9:20 The villager would be the best president

[@Tornado2409]

Villager News lore

[@CMFZ_Jax]

Honestly, if the world was 5% more unhinged this wouldn’t be badly translated but just a documentary of actual events

[@covcanada]

9:54 the delivery is so funny because of the whip sound effect.

[@anthonyminimum]

2:44 I remember when Andrew Jackson executed a literal image

[@CsongorGergely]

that sounds like something Jackson 100% would've done though

[@Tornado2409]

How old are you!?

[@charliebeareuwu]

Holy shit google translate predicted the 2024 election!

[@anthonyminimum]

21:09 YES, President HE!!!

[@RocketCouch]

I'm loving the new couch lore, I'm not biased I swear Edit: Couch lore, something finally happened on my birthday, this is a big day for me!

[@OfficeDuck-]

Forget presidents, we need more couch lore

[@p00bix]

Who knew JD Vance's couch/girlfriend had such a deep backstory.

[@Mousey10101]

I was about to mention the couch thing!! Lol!! It's very funny how that showed in crazy translations now too!

[@ninus17]

Please do Scandinavian history next, I would love to hear what HE did in the Viking ages

[@1of8plusbillion]

That ending was fucking perfection

[@OregonCountry1859]

20:32 OMG MORE PAUL LORE

[@Sleepdeprivedkitty]

I wish this was how it went

[@TheActualCorrectOpinion]

He: President She: Vice President It: President Pro Tempore

[@埊]

It: President Eternaat

[@kwamesmith3214]

What about Justin, Matt ?

[@flatbreadjk]

Unfair she should be the president girlpower 👠👠

[@Lanetgm]

@@kwamesmith3214speaker of the house

[@TheActualCorrectOpinion]

@@Lanetgmwhat if me/narrator/I was the speaker of the house

[@joshslater2426]

And now Donald Dining Chair has been re-elected president. To be honest, I didn’t expect it. My only hope is that he doesn’t become President of England.

[@alujis]

He winning the election was rhe perfect ending💀

[@thinkpol7882]

13:49 actually that place exists as Hell, Norway

[@pyrotempestwing]

iirc, there’s a Hell in Michigan, too. A tourist trap, but a town, nonetheless.

[@GeneralNanachi]

love all the references to past videos like paul has no leg

[@thomasfuller5932]

16:56 “Incredible truth defeated the Republic of India”

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Thank you for the laughter, StarvHarv!

[@gamercatcan2006]

0:56 Wtf that caught me so of guard because thats the desktop I use

[@scootergsp]

3:52 As a resident of South Carolina, I'm shocked to find out we're operating on an entirely new calendar 😯

[@stoopidapples1596]

Somehow more believable than the real election.

[@chunkemonke777]

Thankfully, Paul has not regained his leg yet

[@creeperabcdefghijkl]

1:11 someone count how many times he said "tank"

[@ninus17]

I counted 15

[@vincanthofred8195]

I can really see the effort and time put in all the editing, great job starvharv.

[@unitariansavage8513]

We need some sort of post-apocalyptic US Holy Roman Republic novel where a politician's power is determined by how many states they're a president of.

[@henryschlaack4514]

Random thing: I got myself a shiny Regigigas a while back and named it HE

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Based. 👏

[@jir_UwU]

4:09 shouldve said it like "super is a subset of."

[@V00doo1Xim]

nerd with catgirl with massive gyat pfp.

[@jir_UwU]

@V00doo1Xim pookie what

[@mossman3636]

8:56. Great take

[@h2overthinker]

love the little drum sounds whenever He is mentioned

[@theentertainer6198]

I’ll make sure to vote for Him this election

[@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese]

This will need a part 2 in January 2025

[@JustAToeBee]

i'd say let's embrace Cambodia's supremacy by translating Cambodias history

[@AnvilPictures]

It’s a holiday in Cambodia it’s true and it’s a life

[@animationpio2450]

Them constantly misspelling Biden is so funny

[@ChristianMapperReal]

Are you voting for kamala harrys or donald dining chair? I cant wait for the special offers election

[@My_gatt_is_ballin]

You know I never ever learned about this stuff until now and I’m thankful that you teach me. I never heard about he.

[@MoonMoverGaming]

I guess since "trump" is a real word, but a slightly obscure one, the translator didn't know what to do with it. So, it translated it as something different every time.

[@poisonousbadge126]

The time it takes to edit this must be alot, amazing video we love it!

[@KayaEmpire]

5:59 rest in peace "She" 😢😢😢

[@KayaEmpire]

10:36 nevermind she's back

[@MamaMia-go7co]

Of course she and he are Immortal

[@christianloder8127]

This had by far the most You lore of any of these videos. I'm also glad to hear that She can revive herself like He can.

[@shqip_sumejja]

More It lore too

[@Mordecai02]

Pretty cool how one of the Immortal Individuals is the viewer!

[@UltimateTheZekrom]

Alternative video title: US Presidental Elections - Into The Bidenverse

[@jewellcleveland2226]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen your videos and now I gotta admit that this was so funny! Thank you for making this! We need more COUCH LORE!